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SIMPLE SIMON
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I'm in orbit around Earth.
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I'm here to gain perspective.
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I like space.There are no problems in space.
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No misunderstandings. No chaos.
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Because in space,there are no feelings.
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Simon!!!
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For the last time, get out of there.
I'm not telling you again.
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Simon, for the very last time,
get out of there!
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Simon!!!
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Simon, if I offer you 50 kronor,
what do you say?
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Sam, you've got to come over.
He's in the barrel.
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He's been there for eight hours now.
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Hey...
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- But I explained it all to him.
- Go ahead and go.
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- Go, it's fine.
- You sure?
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Okay, I'm on my way. Yeah, bye.
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- You're too nice...
- And you're too hot.
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What the hell?
You're in for it, mister!
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Totally retarded.
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2, 150 - that's my final offer.
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I can't kill Mom and Dad!
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- I knew this would happen!
- What are you going to do now?
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You've got to be kidding...
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I was talking to my brother,
he's in the barrel.
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He's from sp... He thinks...
He's got a space ship.
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Simon, you can come out now.
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- It's okay, Simon.
- She's got to go!
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- You want to live here with us.
- No, she's got to go, Sam.
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You, me, and Frida are going
to live together. Calm down.
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- This will never work.
- Sure it will.
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- I'll do everything wrong.
- No. Hey...
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He just needs to get used to it.
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- Get used to me getting it wrong?
- No. That you're... you.
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And you get it wrong sometimes...
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What are we going to do?
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Simon?
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If you...
If we're all going to live together,
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then it's us against the world.
I need Frida.
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She helps me, just like I help you.
So you need to help her.
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Nothing will work without her.
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It's like one of your equations.
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Remove one of us and there willbe an imbalance. Understand?
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Einstein?
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Some people thinkI'm an idiot, but I'm not.
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I just want thingsto remain the same.
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I don't like change,but I do like Sam.
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So I've got to makethis equation come out right.
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Sam needs Frida like I need Sam.
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Good, let's go shoot some hoops.
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Last one down is a square.
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To help this equation come out right,
I've scheduled our activities.
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It's designed to make
our lives as simple as possible.
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Fucking jerk!!
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Without the right time,
weight and angle,
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we may be thrown off balance.
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Don't touch meI'm Asperger's
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I prefer circles to humans.
Circles are continuous,
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while humans are complex
and hard to understand.
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HAPPY - SAD - ANGRY
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TIRED - SURPRISED - NEUTRAL
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Ready for breakfast?
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See you later...
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Sam helps me arrive on time.
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Time affects harmony.
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If you're not on time,you risk chaos.
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I'm sorry, are you all right?
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- What do you think you're doing?
- Slapping your face.
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- Yeah... But what for?
- I have Asperger's.
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- And that makes it okay to hit people?
- You grabbed my arm.
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I don't like being touched.
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- Let me...
- I'm late.
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On time, as usual.
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I work seven hours a day, five daysa week, thirteen lunar cycles a year.
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To some people, 13 means bad luck,but not to me.
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It's a prime number,only divisible by itself. Like me.
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Attention!
As a team, we have to stick together.
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Otherwise the whole thingamabob
will just be a big ole mess.
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I don't have friends.Feelings just create problems.
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Take Peter, for instance: Peter likesJonna and tries hard to impress her.
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- ...fall behind...
- Jonna doesn't like Peter, though.
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Girls only like guys who don'tlike them.
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So Jonna's in love with Björn."Retard laugh" Björn.
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But all he likes is to laugh...
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This is a classic "love triangle"and it leads to chaos.
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I don't like triangles.
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We're like brothers.
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Like brothers and sis...
We're like siblings.
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Siblings who love each other
and love to work together.
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And so we just do it.
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You bastard!
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Thank you and goodbye.
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I'm home!
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How long do I have?
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Ten minutes and five seconds, four
seconds, three seconds, two seconds...
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- ...one second. Ten minutes.
- Perfect.
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I have different foodsfor different days.
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Monday: Sausage and pasta.Tuesday: Pancakes.
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Wednesday: Melts.Thursday: Potato pancakes.
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Friday: Tacos. Saturday: Pizza.Sunday: Sam's zucchini special.
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Sam cooks, I set and clear the table,and Frida does the dishes.
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It's a great setup that gives metime to practice after dinner.
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Hi...
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Listen, I think I have an STD.
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- I'm not in the mood...
- Only it's on my face.
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You're so not funny!
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Nice.
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Hey, why don't we
play some basketball?
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- Before he comes back.
- I have to do the dishes.
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I'll do it later. I promise. Come on...
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We'll have ten minutes before he
returns. Maybe you can catch my STD.
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Come on.
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Foul, foul! - Sam, foul.
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You just want to shoot penalties.
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There's no touching in basketball.
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You put the ball through the hoop.It's easy,
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since the hoop's circumferenceis 96.5% larger than the ball's.
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All you have to do is calculatethe velocity, mass and angle.
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- Do-over!
- One more time.
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I'll go do the dishes.
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- Another do-over, Sam.
- One more time.
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Movie night!
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This one again?!
It's four hours long.
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Two hours, 22 minutes,
and 3 7 seconds.
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- Can't we watch something on TV?
- No.
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- There's a Hugh Grant romcom on.
- Yes...
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No. I n that case
you'll have to watch in your room.
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Sure... - Come on.
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- I'd rather watch the space movie.
- I know.
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What the hell...?
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We're out of toilet paper...
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Get out of here!
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- Christ! You're not listening.
- We'll get through this.
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No, you're just kidding yourself.
This isn't going to work.
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- What do you want me to do?
- I can't take this crap.
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I can't kick my own brother out!
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Isn't that convenient?
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Frida... Where are you going?
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Why can't you just shut up?!
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Stop playing, you fucking psycho!
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Don't touch him!
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- Don't go! Please?
- Fuck off!
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- Leave me alone.
- I want to be with you.
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- No, you want to be with your brother.
- He needs me, just like I need you.
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Please don't go.
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She left, but at least now
it'll be nice and quiet.
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Simon?
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It's not your fault.
She didn't mean what she said.
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She'll come back, she always does.
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Don't be sad. Okay?
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It's importantto maintain the correct orbit.
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If you go too fast,you'll be hurled out in space.
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Too slow, and you spiraldownwards... and crash.
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If you cannot maintain orbit,you end up with chaos.
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So I have to maintain orbit.
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Shit...
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Wake up, we're late.
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Sam, it's my turn to shower!
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I'm three minutes and seventeen
seconds late. 18, 19, 20, 21...
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...22, 23, 24.
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Where is Frida?
You said that she'd be back.
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- Then I guess she will.
- Do you promise, Sam?
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Absolutely. Now hurry up, we're late.
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- I'll be late.
- Get off, it won't start.
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- Are you angry?
- No!
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People can't be trusted. They sayone thing and mean another.
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This won't hurt a bit.
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I'm Sweden's best dart player.
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- Are you angry?
- No!
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I can get angry too,when I can't keep to schedule.
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Because I don't like change.
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What's going on, Simon?
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- Is the world coming to an end?
- Yes.
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I n about five billions years, the earth
will be swallowed up by the sun.
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"One time is no time",
as the saying goes.
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No, one time is one time.
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Well, you'll have to start
with No. 42 in the meantime.
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Go on, time is money.
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Time isn't money.Time is time. Money is money.
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I don't like people sayingthings are what they're not.
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Sam is the only person I trust.He means what he says.
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If he says Frida will come back,she will.
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Hello?
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Hi!
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Hi, how are you?
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Yeah...
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You're moving out?
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I'm home.
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Sam?
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Sam?
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- Dinner was 20 minutes ago, Sam.
- I haven't had time to make any.
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- Tacos, today is tacos.
- Know what? Let's have pizza.
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- No, it's not pizza day.
- It'll be fine.
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- Where is Frida?
- She's not coming back.
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- She always comes back.
- No. She's moved out.
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- You said that she would.
- I guess I was wrong.
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- I'd like to order two pizzas...
- Sam... Sam!
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Who's doing the dishes?
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I set the table, you cook,
she does the dishes.
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She's gone, you blockhead!
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- No, I didn't mean you.
- Who's going to do the dishes, Sam?
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We're having pizza. No one
needs to do any damn dishes!
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I don't want pizza!
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She's not coming back.
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Sure she is,
she has to do the dishes!
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She's not going to do the dishes
anymore. She won't rent movies,
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play basketball, or do this or that...
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She won't be doing
anything anymore. Get it?
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Besides, she isn't right for us anyway.
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She's too pedantic. She eats those
disgusting fish paste sandwiches.
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She doesn't make any noise
when we have sex.
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She's selfish and she doesn't get me.
But she wears that butt-ugly hat.
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That ugly, fucking Frida hat!
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Simon?
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- Hi, it's me, Simon.
- What are you doing here?
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- I don't want pizza on a Friday.
- Sorry, I can't help you.
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- You have to come back.
- No, I don't. Goodbye, Simon.
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Hi, it's me. All you have to do is
change and everything will be fine.
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You're pedantic, you don't
make noise when you have sex...
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- Who do you think you are?
- I'm Simon.
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It's your fault it's not fine!
You have to change.
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- Hi...
- I'll call the police!
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- I can't change, but you can.
- I don't want to!
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Find some other damn girl
who can stand living with you!
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Some other damn girl?
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You may be a wiz at physics,
but you suck at playing the drums.
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- Just so you know.
- I do know.
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That's why I need to practice!
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I'm home.
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- Where have you been?
- We have to find some other damn girl.
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What are you talking about?
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If Frida won't come back, I'll haveto find some other damn girl.
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A girl who doesn't fight,a girl who is just like Sam.
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No one knows Sam better than me,and I can look at it scientifically.
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Sam: Cooks - Girl: Does dishes
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Hi...
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Hello...
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- Hey...
- You're three minutes late.
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- Do I look like a bus driver to you?
- Yes.
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You drive a bus
and wear a bus driver's uniform.
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It may look like that,
but that's not really what I am.
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Eight years of cooking school.
Chef at the city's best restaurant.
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00:28:37,647 --> 00:28:44,041
For what? People want fast food.
Instant this or that...
245
00:28:44,127 --> 00:28:49,884
Everything in an instant.
You can't hurry an excellent sauce.
246
00:28:49,967 --> 00:28:53,642
It's like my old saucier,
Gaston, used to say...
247
00:28:58,367 --> 00:29:02,076
Or something. I don't speak French.
248
00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:05,603
A great sauce takes time, just like love.
249
00:29:19,607 --> 00:29:22,360
Hi, Mom. - Hi, Dad.
250
00:29:39,207 --> 00:29:42,279
- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Dad.
- Simon?
251
00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:47,395
- What are you doing with that camera?
- Finding Sam a new girlfriend.
252
00:29:47,487 --> 00:29:51,321
- What's wrong with Frida?
- They broke up.
253
00:29:51,407 --> 00:29:55,241
- Why did they break up?
- She won't change.
254
00:29:55,327 --> 00:30:00,355
So I have to find some other damn girl
who can stand living with me.
255
00:30:03,727 --> 00:30:06,446
What a shame.
256
00:30:07,887 --> 00:30:13,200
Finish with a pinch of nutmeg.
Dip the tip of a knife in, that's all.
257
00:30:13,287 --> 00:30:15,801
Une petite la knife... whatever.
258
00:30:15,887 --> 00:30:22,076
Bitterness has its place in every
sauce, just like in life itself.
259
00:30:23,687 --> 00:30:28,602
- You can't do anything about it.
- I'm home.
260
00:30:28,687 --> 00:30:34,319
It'll never work, Mom.
Moving back home would kill him.
261
00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:41,643
I've got to go,
I'm doing the laundry.
262
00:30:41,727 --> 00:30:45,322
Right, busy bees. Bye.
263
00:30:46,287 --> 00:30:49,723
We do our laundry
6:30 - 9 pm on Fridays.
264
00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:53,595
- Yeah, I lied.
- Oh.
265
00:30:54,687 --> 00:31:01,320
- Who the hell watches "Lassie"?
- You're watching "Lassie".
266
00:31:01,407 --> 00:31:04,365
Don't you like dogs?
267
00:31:04,447 --> 00:31:08,759
- Don't you like dogs?
- No.
268
00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:17,996
Facts about Sam: Sam is 23and does not generate chaos.
269
00:31:18,087 --> 00:31:21,124
Sam likes Simon, cooking,and black licorice.
270
00:31:21,207 --> 00:31:23,880
Sam dislikes dogs, mustard and math.
271
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:26,037
- What deduction?
- Done!
272
00:31:26,127 --> 00:31:31,247
To find a new girl for Sam, I need13 questions that reveal who Sam is.
273
00:31:31,327 --> 00:31:35,843
Then I have to find a new girlwho fits in with his responses.
274
00:31:36,727 --> 00:31:40,197
I'm going to findthe perfect girl for Sam.
275
00:31:45,647 --> 00:31:51,563
- Sorry. Oh, It's you again.
- I always pass this spot at 8:55 am.
276
00:31:51,647 --> 00:31:54,923
- Gee, I thought it was destiny.
- There is no such thing.
277
00:31:55,007 --> 00:32:01,355
- It's only make-believe.
- It's good to blame stuff on.
278
00:32:01,447 --> 00:32:05,679
It's all mathematics and determinism.
Can I ask you some questions?
279
00:32:05,767 --> 00:32:09,760
- Sure, what?
- Romantic comedies or sci-fi?
280
00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:12,645
I don't watch that many movies.
281
00:32:12,727 --> 00:32:17,403
- Dogs or cats?
- Dogs... and cats.
282
00:32:17,487 --> 00:32:20,445
- Do you make noise during sex?
- What?!
283
00:32:20,527 --> 00:32:23,917
- Do you make noise during sex?
- Do you?
284
00:32:24,007 --> 00:32:26,396
No, I don't have sex!
285
00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:30,116
Oh, sorry. - Hello? Hi...
286
00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:35,920
Out and about...
287
00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:44,920
I see... Oh well.
288
00:32:45,007 --> 00:32:49,876
No, it's cool.
289
00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:53,721
Okay, great. Bye.
290
00:32:56,847 --> 00:33:01,602
Are you sad? Your mouth went from
a happy mouth to a sad mouth.
291
00:33:01,687 --> 00:33:07,159
- Have any more questions?
- No, you gave me the wrong answers.
292
00:33:07,247 --> 00:33:12,116
I didn't know there were
any wrong answers there.
293
00:33:17,967 --> 00:33:19,764
- Do you make noise during sex?
- Sometimes.
294
00:33:19,847 --> 00:33:21,678
- Yes.
- I don't know.
295
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:24,679
Can you do dishes, yes or no?
296
00:33:24,767 --> 00:33:27,281
- Train or bus?
- Train.
297
00:33:27,367 --> 00:33:29,119
Ketchup or mustard?
298
00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:32,404
- Ketchup or mustard?
- Which do you want?
299
00:33:32,487 --> 00:33:36,082
- Ketchup or mustard?
- Which do you want?
300
00:33:36,167 --> 00:33:41,525
Jeez, take both!
We're waiting in line here!
301
00:33:52,047 --> 00:33:54,800
- Do you like Simon?
- Who's Simon?
302
00:33:54,887 --> 00:33:57,082
- Yes.
- Don't know...
303
00:33:57,167 --> 00:33:58,885
- Sports: yes or no?
- No.
304
00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:01,800
Licorice or fruit-flavored candy?
Dogs or cats?
305
00:34:01,887 --> 00:34:05,004
- It's not a dog, it's a Great Dane.
- Wrong.
306
00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:09,365
Finding the perfect girlisn't as easy as you might think.
307
00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:11,403
They always get one wrong.
308
00:34:11,487 --> 00:34:14,797
- Licorice or fruit-flavored candy?
- Fruit.
309
00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:18,596
I hate the way licorice
gets stuck in my teeth.
310
00:34:18,687 --> 00:34:21,201
Equations need careful consideration.
311
00:34:21,287 --> 00:34:24,518
And love, like a good sauce,takes time.
312
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:40,366
Hi, Simon.
I brought you some breakfast.
313
00:34:49,207 --> 00:34:54,440
Can't you come and live with us?
So that Sam gets some peace.
314
00:34:54,527 --> 00:35:01,046
- Just until everything's worked out.
- I'm going to work things out for Sam.
315
00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:19,404
Simon? Don't you want me
to help you with breakfast?
316
00:35:19,487 --> 00:35:23,446
And we could talk about this.
317
00:35:23,527 --> 00:35:27,645
Hello? Are you there?
318
00:35:42,287 --> 00:35:46,246
- Can you do dishes? Yes or no.
- No.
319
00:35:46,327 --> 00:35:52,402
Can you see yourself dating someone
who is scientifically perfect for you?
320
00:35:52,487 --> 00:35:56,082
- Yes or no?
- Yes.
321
00:36:08,247 --> 00:36:10,636
Romantic comedies or sci-fi?
322
00:36:10,727 --> 00:36:16,518
If it doesn't contain violence
or blood, I'm not interested.
323
00:36:16,607 --> 00:36:23,160
When bodily fluids flow
or limbs are torn off, I feel...
324
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:26,717
- Romantic comedies or sci-fi?
- Sci-fi. But I prefer action.
325
00:36:26,807 --> 00:36:30,243
- Dogs or cats?
- I don't like dogs. Cats!
326
00:36:30,327 --> 00:36:32,716
Don't yell.
327
00:36:32,807 --> 00:36:35,685
- Do you like Simon?
- No.
328
00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:38,565
I think you're an idiot.
329
00:36:41,807 --> 00:36:45,561
- Could I ask you 13 questions?
- Okay...
330
00:36:45,647 --> 00:36:49,083
- Can you do dishes? Yes or no.
- Yes.
331
00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:54,116
Good. Would you date someone
who is scientifically perfect for you?
332
00:36:54,207 --> 00:36:57,119
Absolutely. Yes.
333
00:36:59,167 --> 00:37:02,477
Great, let me just take your picture.
334
00:37:02,567 --> 00:37:05,684
Look as attractive as possible.
335
00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:09,237
No, attractive!
336
00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:11,716
More attractive!
337
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:17,805
Perfect. You can go now, if you want.
338
00:37:19,047 --> 00:37:21,038
Bye.
339
00:37:57,207 --> 00:38:01,246
- What's this?
- Possible girlfriends.
340
00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:13,678
- What am I supposed to do with this?
- Find a girlfriend.
341
00:38:13,767 --> 00:38:20,684
- Number 13 is perfect for you.
- That's not how it works.
342
00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:23,759
The ones at the back
got the most right.
343
00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:28,204
Number 13 is exactly like you:
"Sci-fi or Romcom?" Sci-Fi.
344
00:38:28,287 --> 00:38:33,156
- "Cats or dogs?" Cats...
- There are no right answers.
345
00:38:33,247 --> 00:38:36,796
It's about feelings.
346
00:38:36,887 --> 00:38:41,119
I'm more likely to fall in love with
someone who's the complete opposite.
347
00:38:41,207 --> 00:38:48,318
It would suck to be with someone who
is exactly like me. Don't you think?
348
00:38:50,087 --> 00:38:52,237
No...
349
00:38:53,407 --> 00:38:55,875
I don't understand.
350
00:39:00,727 --> 00:39:02,683
Come on.
351
00:39:04,687 --> 00:39:06,803
Come on.
352
00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:15,364
Look...
353
00:39:15,447 --> 00:39:21,317
Just like the same poles
of a magnet repel each other,
354
00:39:21,407 --> 00:39:26,640
people who are too similar
can also repel each other.
355
00:39:26,727 --> 00:39:32,085
And just like the opposite poles
of a magnet attract each other...
356
00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:36,046
... people who are different
can be drawn to each other.
357
00:39:36,127 --> 00:39:42,202
Like us. We're different,
but we like each other.
358
00:39:42,287 --> 00:39:47,805
Stop it with the equations.
Whatever happens, happens...
359
00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:48,966
What the hell are you doing?
Watch out.
360
00:40:54,967 --> 00:41:00,644
- Oh, look who's here...
- Yes, and it's all your fault.
361
00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:03,639
- Why?
- I was supposed to run into you.
362
00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:06,525
So we could talk.
But you weren't on time.
363
00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:10,395
We don't have to run into each other
to talk, do we?
364
00:41:10,487 --> 00:41:15,959
You have to meet my brother.
Do you want to?
365
00:41:16,047 --> 00:41:20,245
- You're each other's opposites.
- We are?
366
00:41:20,327 --> 00:41:24,957
He's not like me,
he doesn't have Asperger's.
367
00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:28,676
He's 93 7 times better than I am.
Want to meet him?
368
00:41:28,767 --> 00:41:33,158
- I don't know if I want to.
- What?
369
00:41:33,247 --> 00:41:39,038
It feels kind of weird,
I don't even know you.
370
00:41:39,127 --> 00:41:45,475
If you two fall in love you'll get to
know me. You'll see me all the time.
371
00:41:46,727 --> 00:41:51,118
Yeah. But the thing is...
372
00:41:51,207 --> 00:41:55,359
We've only run into each other
a few times.
373
00:41:55,447 --> 00:41:58,598
- I don't even know your name.
- I'm Simon.
374
00:41:58,687 --> 00:42:01,679
- Now you know my name.
- Hello, Simon.
375
00:42:01,767 --> 00:42:05,919
- I'm Jennifer.
- I don't like touching people.
376
00:42:06,007 --> 00:42:08,475
I forgot, sorry.
377
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:12,765
Hi there... I completely forgot.
378
00:42:19,527 --> 00:42:22,246
What are you looking at?
379
00:42:22,327 --> 00:42:27,560
- You look really tired.
- I know, I was out all night.
380
00:42:27,647 --> 00:42:30,844
Was there anything else? I have to go.
381
00:42:30,927 --> 00:42:35,842
- So do you want to meet my brother?
- This is going too fast...
382
00:42:35,927 --> 00:42:39,761
- Do you want to?
- I can't decide just like that.
383
00:42:39,847 --> 00:42:44,045
- I need to know now.
- I'm still drunk, don't pressure me.
384
00:42:44,127 --> 00:42:48,837
- I have to think about it.
- But I need to know now.
385
00:43:02,687 --> 00:43:05,326
I feel that our discipline
isn't up to par.
386
00:43:05,407 --> 00:43:10,322
People are tardy, there's a lot
of hullabaloo and high jinks.
387
00:43:10,407 --> 00:43:14,366
I don't want any more
rule breaking and... who are you?
388
00:43:18,127 --> 00:43:22,120
Hello. Well, I'm here to have a look.
389
00:43:23,047 --> 00:43:28,360
- Oh, you're Simon's guardian?
- That's right.
390
00:43:34,127 --> 00:43:39,076
The rest of us will
continue with our regular duties...
391
00:43:39,167 --> 00:43:43,206
Just like any other day.
392
00:44:09,807 --> 00:44:14,403
You do this every day?
Don't you get bored?
393
00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:18,526
Not every day. Monday through Friday,
9 am to 5 pm, lunch 12 to 1.
394
00:44:18,607 --> 00:44:22,122
Right, isn't it lunch time soon?
I'm starving.
395
00:44:22,207 --> 00:44:26,837
Lunch time is in 22 minutes
and 13 seconds. 12, 11...
396
00:44:26,927 --> 00:44:30,761
- ... 10, 9...
- Give me that watch.
397
00:44:30,847 --> 00:44:34,078
- Hand it over!
- Why?
398
00:44:34,167 --> 00:44:36,556
Give it to me!
399
00:44:40,807 --> 00:44:41,922
Thanks.
400
00:44:42,007 --> 00:44:46,762
- What are you doing?
- Time sure flies, it's lunch time.
401
00:44:46,847 --> 00:44:49,998
That's impossible, you're lying.
402
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:53,796
Come on, Simon, let's get some lunch.
403
00:44:55,647 --> 00:44:59,879
VA squared equals G0,
times R0 squared divided by RA
404
00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:02,800
times 2RP divided by RA plus RP
405
00:45:02,887 --> 00:45:06,880
where G0 is equal to the surface
gravitational acceleration...
406
00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:10,039
- What's that about?
- Space and time.
407
00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:15,599
Don't be so hung up on time or
nothing unexpected will ever happen.
408
00:45:15,687 --> 00:45:18,485
I don't like unexpected things.
409
00:45:20,007 --> 00:45:23,044
You're going to like this.
410
00:45:25,727 --> 00:45:31,085
- Is it drums? Space sounds?
- No, just listen.
411
00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:35,524
- Is it emotional? I don't like that.
- Just take the earpiece.
412
00:45:42,887 --> 00:45:48,598
I always sync everything I see
so that it's in time to the music.
413
00:45:48,687 --> 00:45:52,965
- Like a music video in my head.
- I don't understand.
414
00:45:53,047 --> 00:45:57,245
You know that feeling
that the world revolves around you.
415
00:45:57,327 --> 00:46:02,640
It's almost as if the world
adapts itself to your music.
416
00:46:02,727 --> 00:46:06,356
- Simple.
- I don't know that feeling.
417
00:46:06,447 --> 00:46:09,644
- Listen to this.
- I can't hear anything.
418
00:46:09,727 --> 00:46:13,606
- I can hear it now.
- Okay.
419
00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:54,806
Isn't that adorable?
420
00:46:55,767 --> 00:46:59,442
- What are you doing?
- You touched me!
421
00:46:59,527 --> 00:47:03,236
Sorry, I forgot.
422
00:47:03,327 --> 00:47:07,684
- I have to go back to work now.
- No you don't.
423
00:47:07,767 --> 00:47:12,204
I have the watch,
and I say it's still lunch time.
424
00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:18,886
- All right, but don't touch me!
- Okay, I promise I won't.
425
00:47:20,487 --> 00:47:22,717
Simon?
426
00:47:25,127 --> 00:47:28,403
- Don't touch me!
- Sorry, I forgot.
427
00:47:28,487 --> 00:47:30,637
Come on...
428
00:47:33,407 --> 00:47:37,480
- Don't touch me!
- Watch it!
429
00:47:46,367 --> 00:47:49,359
Don't touch me!
430
00:47:50,807 --> 00:47:54,720
Simon?! What are you doing?
431
00:47:56,127 --> 00:48:01,201
- You always wear the same clothes.
- This shirt is comfortable.
432
00:48:01,287 --> 00:48:06,645
- And it's red and blue.
- I think I like all colors.
433
00:48:06,727 --> 00:48:09,799
- I don't like brown.
- No, a manhole!
434
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,357
- You touched me again.
- Manhole covers bring bad luck!
435
00:48:13,447 --> 00:48:16,883
- It's round, I like round.
- But it's brown.
436
00:48:16,967 --> 00:48:20,437
Do you like round things
even if they're brown?
437
00:48:20,527 --> 00:48:24,361
Wrap your head around that!
438
00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:31,797
I like that it's round,
but not that it's brown.
439
00:48:32,767 --> 00:48:35,759
Please come in, this is my place.
440
00:48:35,847 --> 00:48:38,919
Make yourself at home.
441
00:48:41,647 --> 00:48:43,842
Beep-beep...
442
00:48:45,607 --> 00:48:49,805
- Why is it so messy?
- It's not, I just have a lot of stuff.
443
00:48:49,887 --> 00:48:55,837
- Why are your records so old?
- You should talk, Mr. Polaroid.
444
00:48:55,927 --> 00:49:00,045
Scoot... My fish. And the flowers.
445
00:49:01,887 --> 00:49:07,723
- Why do you have two television sets?
- If that one breaks, I've got this.
446
00:49:09,047 --> 00:49:12,722
- Why do you have bagpipes?
- Why do you ask so many questions?
447
00:49:12,807 --> 00:49:15,958
So that I can get to know you.
448
00:49:16,047 --> 00:49:18,277
To see if your brother
and I are compatible?
449
00:49:18,367 --> 00:49:21,882
No, to make sure you aren't,
so you can be together.
450
00:49:21,967 --> 00:49:26,404
Like magnets. Opposites attract.
451
00:49:26,487 --> 00:49:30,446
I've never met anyone like you.
452
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:41,722
- A good sauce is what's important.
- What goes in the sauce?
453
00:49:41,807 --> 00:49:45,083
Go for a red wine sauce,
that always works.
454
00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:49,160
Sam. What do you mean, "missing"?
455
00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:54,719
Well, he's been late all week.
And today, third day in a row...
456
00:49:54,807 --> 00:50:00,006
He brought some girl along
and now he's just up and disappeared.
457
00:50:00,087 --> 00:50:03,363
- What girl?
- His guardian.
458
00:50:03,447 --> 00:50:08,237
- I'm his guardian.
- How am I supposed to remember that?
459
00:50:08,327 --> 00:50:11,797
I thought it was
one of your girlfriends.
460
00:50:11,887 --> 00:50:16,563
- I had the same girl for five years.
- Is this about your girlfriend?
461
00:50:16,647 --> 00:50:21,357
- I don't have one, we broke up.
- What a shame.
462
00:50:21,447 --> 00:50:26,441
- Where is Simon?
- That's the thing.
463
00:50:26,527 --> 00:50:30,566
- I don't know. He's gone.
- Idiot ...
464
00:50:30,647 --> 00:50:33,445
Idiot ...
465
00:50:33,527 --> 00:50:35,916
Right...
466
00:50:44,847 --> 00:50:48,362
Hello... Excuse me?
467
00:50:48,447 --> 00:50:51,280
- Hi, have you seen Simon?
- No.
468
00:50:51,367 --> 00:50:54,882
Was he here this morn... Hey?
469
00:50:56,207 --> 00:51:01,122
Could you turn that thing off?!
Stop blowing!
470
00:51:01,207 --> 00:51:03,846
Get it out of here!
471
00:51:05,047 --> 00:51:08,437
Was he... Hello?
472
00:51:08,527 --> 00:51:11,644
You have to stop!
473
00:51:13,887 --> 00:51:16,799
- Get off!
- Lie still.
474
00:51:16,887 --> 00:51:18,400
Get off!
475
00:51:18,487 --> 00:51:21,957
He's cross-eyed,
never smiles, wears red and blue...
476
00:51:22,047 --> 00:51:26,438
- ...walks all stiff. Name's Simon.
- I'll find him.
477
00:51:26,527 --> 00:51:33,603
- Should I file a report?
- Nah, I'll remember...
478
00:51:42,407 --> 00:51:47,242
- Sorry I left you alone. Is it okay?
- Yes, I like being alone.
479
00:51:47,327 --> 00:51:52,560
Do you? Me too.
But only when I choose to be alone.
480
00:51:52,647 --> 00:51:55,559
I generally choose
to be with someone, though.
481
00:51:55,647 --> 00:52:00,880
- I don't need to be alone, I have Sam.
- Right.
482
00:52:03,767 --> 00:52:07,760
- Nice, huh? Just like you.
- No, not just like me.
483
00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:11,436
Your colors.
484
00:52:11,527 --> 00:52:14,678
Yes, red and blue.
485
00:52:14,767 --> 00:52:18,442
And here are some melts.
486
00:52:18,527 --> 00:52:22,281
- You have to make them round.
- You've said so a thousand times.
487
00:52:22,367 --> 00:52:26,042
No, five times. Who is it?
488
00:52:26,127 --> 00:52:28,960
Right, it's "mini-Saturday".
489
00:52:29,047 --> 00:52:32,357
No, it's Wednesday.
Today is Wednesday, Jennifer!
490
00:52:32,447 --> 00:52:36,599
- Hi!
- Hi, honey.
491
00:52:36,687 --> 00:52:39,155
How are you?
492
00:52:39,247 --> 00:52:42,842
So here you are.
493
00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:45,043
I'd kind of forgotten...
494
00:52:45,127 --> 00:52:50,201
This is Simon. He can't touch anyone!
495
00:52:50,287 --> 00:52:53,563
- Hi, I'm Clara.
- What's with the Nazi salute?
496
00:52:53,647 --> 00:52:56,480
I'm Simon and I'm Asperger's.
497
00:52:56,567 --> 00:52:59,923
That's why people can't touch me.
498
00:53:00,007 --> 00:53:04,922
- Is he your boyfriend?
- No, absolutely not.
499
00:53:05,007 --> 00:53:07,726
- What did you bring?
- Tequila!
500
00:53:07,807 --> 00:53:10,321
Pictionary!
501
00:53:10,407 --> 00:53:12,523
Come on, Simon.
502
00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:16,395
Let's play.
Ever play Tequila Pictionary?
503
00:53:16,487 --> 00:53:19,923
It's really easy...
504
00:53:21,007 --> 00:53:25,239
- Do you want one?
- I told you, they have to be round.
505
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:31,118
- The crusts are the best part.
- There are glasses under there.
506
00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:33,482
Right there, grab them.
507
00:53:33,567 --> 00:53:39,597
- All right if I help myself?
- Sure. - Melt, Simon?
508
00:53:46,007 --> 00:53:47,838
An ice cream!
509
00:53:53,687 --> 00:53:55,723
Grass.
510
00:53:55,807 --> 00:53:59,686
A palm tree. I was first.
511
00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:01,846
I was first.
512
00:54:15,807 --> 00:54:20,835
Hi, Mom. Just wondered
if Simon was there.
513
00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:24,078
No, don't worry,
he'll find his way home.
514
00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:27,842
I am calm. Yes, I'm calm.
515
00:54:27,927 --> 00:54:30,725
Bye.
516
00:54:35,127 --> 00:54:39,405
- A ball.
- The moon, the sun...
517
00:54:39,487 --> 00:54:42,718
A pizza?
518
00:54:42,807 --> 00:54:44,843
Venus, Jupiter.
519
00:54:44,927 --> 00:54:48,317
A rock, with two... balls!
520
00:54:48,407 --> 00:54:52,605
These are also supposed
to be completely round.
521
00:54:52,687 --> 00:54:56,521
- Time's up.
- What is it?
522
00:54:56,607 --> 00:54:59,280
It's water, can't you tell?
523
00:54:59,367 --> 00:55:04,282
Oxygen and two hydrogen atoms.
524
00:55:04,367 --> 00:55:07,165
You are seriously disturbed!
525
00:55:07,247 --> 00:55:11,843
- That's not water.
- You could draw an island, waves...
526
00:55:11,927 --> 00:55:19,117
- It doesn't have to be so advanced.
- Penalty shot.
527
00:55:19,207 --> 00:55:21,846
Penalty, penalty...
528
00:55:27,047 --> 00:55:30,323
What did he do?
529
00:55:38,927 --> 00:55:43,717
Why are you sitting out here?
Are you sad?
530
00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:49,040
- What makes you think that?
- You look sad.
531
00:55:49,127 --> 00:55:53,678
Sometimes people look sad
even though they're happy.
532
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:58,557
Once, when Sam was picked
Most Valuable Player, my mom cried.
533
00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:01,480
But she was happy.
534
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:04,764
But she still cried.
535
00:56:05,407 --> 00:56:08,922
- Right.
- You're not sad anymore?
536
00:56:09,007 --> 00:56:15,958
- It's not that simple, Simon.
- It is. Either you're sad or happy.
537
00:56:16,047 --> 00:56:18,515
No.
538
00:56:20,927 --> 00:56:26,923
I'm sad about someone who used to
make me so happy, who's an idiot.
539
00:56:27,007 --> 00:56:33,606
You have to replace him with
a new quantity, like in an equation.
540
00:56:36,967 --> 00:56:38,844
Are you happy?
541
00:56:40,967 --> 00:56:44,721
I'm happy I'm out here with you.
542
00:56:47,967 --> 00:56:53,121
- I don't understand.
- I like you.
543
00:56:53,207 --> 00:56:58,565
Not that. How can you go
from happy to sad like that?
544
00:57:02,367 --> 00:57:09,842
Imagine that you have
a circle, like this. Round.
545
00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:15,365
And up here, at the top,
is the saddest you can get.
546
00:57:15,447 --> 00:57:21,795
Then you're less sad.
You're almost okay. You're fine.
547
00:57:21,887 --> 00:57:27,086
You're happy, psyched,
almost in a state of euphoria,
548
00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:32,639
and then just insanely happy
when you reach the top.
549
00:57:32,727 --> 00:57:38,404
On the other side of sad.
It's like it couldn't get any better.
550
00:57:38,487 --> 00:57:45,120
But it's so easy to tip
over the edge and go sad.
551
00:57:49,127 --> 00:57:52,278
- I understand.
- You do?
552
00:57:52,367 --> 00:57:55,962
Yes. Someone you liked
stopped liking you,
553
00:57:56,047 --> 00:57:58,925
and that made you
tip over to the other side.
554
00:57:59,007 --> 00:58:02,761
Tip over from happy to sad.
555
00:58:04,847 --> 00:58:08,760
You explain things so I understand.
Only you and Sam do that.
556
00:58:08,847 --> 00:58:14,763
- Good, maybe we're not all different.
- You are. He's order, you're chaos.
557
00:58:14,847 --> 00:58:18,317
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
558
00:58:18,407 --> 00:58:24,516
Just so you know,
I can only fall for good-looking guys.
559
00:58:24,607 --> 00:58:27,405
Hold on.
560
00:58:28,647 --> 00:58:31,036
- Here.
- Who's that?
561
00:58:31,127 --> 00:58:34,836
My brother Sam.
Is he good-looking or not?
562
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:39,805
- Possibly...
- You think so?
563
00:58:39,887 --> 00:58:43,596
Because if you do,
you can meet him.
564
00:58:48,807 --> 00:58:52,482
Let's ask Lisa and Clara.
565
00:58:53,487 --> 00:58:55,955
Let's ask Lisa and Clara.
566
00:59:43,887 --> 00:59:46,720
Hello...
567
00:59:46,807 --> 00:59:50,038
- How are you?
- Fine.
568
00:59:50,127 --> 00:59:54,245
- What are you doing here?
- Simon has disappeared.
569
00:59:54,327 --> 00:59:58,684
- I see.
- Have you heard anything?
570
00:59:58,767 --> 01:00:00,837
No, sorry.
571
01:00:11,727 --> 01:00:14,525
- Sorry, but...
- What do you want?
572
01:00:14,607 --> 01:00:17,405
It might have something to do with you.
573
01:00:17,487 --> 01:00:20,957
- That's not my problem, right?
- Yes... or no. I don't know.
574
01:00:21,047 --> 01:00:25,723
I don't know what to do about you,
or about us...
575
01:00:25,807 --> 01:00:28,560
There is no "us" anymore.
576
01:00:28,647 --> 01:00:33,277
Easy for you to say. You were just
looking for a reason to break it off
577
01:00:33,367 --> 01:00:35,927
so you could meet new guys.
578
01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:39,443
You're the one in a relationship
with your brother.
579
01:00:39,527 --> 01:00:43,884
Come back when you've got
something better to offer.
580
01:00:47,127 --> 01:00:51,166
The shirt is kind of...
But that can be changed.
581
01:00:51,247 --> 01:00:54,045
Are you in love with him now?
582
01:00:54,127 --> 01:00:57,437
You can't fall in love with a picture.
583
01:00:57,527 --> 01:01:00,200
- Yes you can.
- No, It doesn't work like that.
584
01:01:00,287 --> 01:01:03,723
You have to click, like in the movies.
585
01:01:03,807 --> 01:01:09,006
I don't watch romantic movies.
Do you want to meet him?
586
01:01:09,087 --> 01:01:13,239
What's this?
"I'm Sam, Simon's big brother."
587
01:01:13,327 --> 01:01:17,878
"If you're reading this, he's probably
lost or gotten into trouble."
588
01:01:17,967 --> 01:01:21,562
"It's not his fault,
he has Asperger's."
589
01:01:21,647 --> 01:01:26,960
"Call me and I'll come pick him up
and fix whatever he broke."
590
01:01:27,047 --> 01:01:32,075
- How sweet!
- Do you want to meet him now?
591
01:01:32,167 --> 01:01:34,681
- No...
- You want to.
592
01:01:34,767 --> 01:01:37,964
- Yes...
- You said yes.
593
01:01:38,047 --> 01:01:41,642
- I don't know. Where are you going?
- Home to Sam.
594
01:01:41,727 --> 01:01:48,200
- What about me?
- You're going on a date.
595
01:01:48,287 --> 01:01:52,997
- Simon!
- He's cute... really sweet.
596
01:02:08,527 --> 01:02:11,041
I'm home.
597
01:02:17,007 --> 01:02:21,717
- Where were you? I was worried.
- I've been with Jennifer.
598
01:02:21,807 --> 01:02:26,198
- Who?
- Your new girlfriend.
599
01:02:30,047 --> 01:02:33,164
Sam? She's your total opposite.
600
01:02:33,247 --> 01:02:35,602
She explains things so I understand.
601
01:02:35,687 --> 01:02:39,475
- Apart from that, you're opposites.
- I don't want to meet her.
602
01:02:39,567 --> 01:02:42,718
You need someone who does
the dishes and who likes me.
603
01:02:42,807 --> 01:02:47,198
- She likes me, so she'll love you.
- I want to be alone.
604
01:02:47,287 --> 01:02:52,998
You didn't call all day!
Don't you realize how worried I was?
605
01:02:54,647 --> 01:02:59,516
- She wants to go on a date with you.
- I don't want to see anyone.
606
01:02:59,607 --> 01:03:02,917
- Is that so hard to understand?
- Where are you going?
607
01:03:03,007 --> 01:03:05,965
- To Mom and Dad's.
- Why?
608
01:03:06,047 --> 01:03:09,164
- Because.
- Are you angry, Sam?
609
01:03:09,247 --> 01:03:13,843
- You sound like you're Asperger's.
- Butt out of this!
610
01:03:13,927 --> 01:03:19,206
You can't even take care of yourself!
Can't you see how upset I am?
611
01:03:19,287 --> 01:03:25,317
No, you can't because you're
the one with Asperger's, you idiot!
612
01:03:25,407 --> 01:03:28,444
You're yelling, Sam. Sam!
613
01:03:28,527 --> 01:03:33,647
- Don't touch me!
- Sam? Sam...
614
01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:36,287
Sam! Sam! Sam!
615
01:06:04,367 --> 01:06:07,006
I'm an idiot!
616
01:06:08,647 --> 01:06:12,640
It was so obvious...They're opposites!
617
01:06:12,727 --> 01:06:16,845
So if Jennifer wants to go on a date,then Sam won't want to.
618
01:06:16,927 --> 01:06:19,282
I have to complete my mission.
619
01:06:19,367 --> 01:06:24,725
If you get the magnets close enough,science will take care of the rest.
620
01:06:28,007 --> 01:06:33,559
One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
621
01:06:35,727 --> 01:06:39,322
I want every single movie there is
about two people falling in love.
622
01:06:39,407 --> 01:06:42,922
- All of Hugh Grant's movies.
- All of them...?
623
01:06:56,127 --> 01:07:00,405
Great, I've got an incoming call.
624
01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:04,162
Hi, chef.
I'm in need of some catering.
625
01:07:06,767 --> 01:07:12,399
Team, we have to stick together.
I chose you because I believe in you.
626
01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:15,877
That, and you're the only people
I know. Will you tempt fate?
627
01:07:15,967 --> 01:07:19,323
Will you help me?
628
01:07:19,407 --> 01:07:21,318
Synchronize!
629
01:07:25,527 --> 01:07:29,281
Good... Just like in a Romcom.
630
01:07:31,647 --> 01:07:35,959
- Not until 10 pm on the dot.
- I have to practice.
631
01:07:36,047 --> 01:07:37,196
Just one.
632
01:07:50,887 --> 01:07:54,516
- What do you want it for?
- An equation.
633
01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:07,842
- Sam.
- It's Thursday, so I figured...
634
01:08:07,927 --> 01:08:13,047
No more movie nights.
I'm playing basketball today.
635
01:08:13,127 --> 01:08:15,482
Sam?
636
01:08:33,487 --> 01:08:37,002
What? Help! Help!
637
01:09:15,727 --> 01:09:18,878
Could you please get me out of this?
638
01:09:18,967 --> 01:09:20,639
Get me out.
639
01:09:22,167 --> 01:09:25,398
- For me?
- Hello?
640
01:09:26,807 --> 01:09:30,516
- Is that you, Sam?
- Who the hell are you?
641
01:09:30,607 --> 01:09:32,598
This is fun!
642
01:09:32,687 --> 01:09:35,155
Why are you in a sack?
643
01:09:37,087 --> 01:09:41,000
Simon, you bastard!
I'm going to kill you!
644
01:09:41,087 --> 01:09:44,602
He said I was going on a date.
645
01:09:44,687 --> 01:09:47,076
Date? What date?
646
01:09:55,847 --> 01:10:00,477
- Maybe we can call him?
- He doesn't have a phone.
647
01:10:14,087 --> 01:10:17,636
- You're late!
- Yeah yeah, love takes time.
648
01:10:17,727 --> 01:10:22,198
- No, hurry up.
- Yeah...
649
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:31,884
- I don't think he's coming.
- Go ahead, I'll wait.
650
01:10:33,927 --> 01:10:36,600
What the hell...?
651
01:10:40,887 --> 01:10:47,235
- What was that?
- Jennifer? Flowers from Sam.
652
01:10:47,327 --> 01:10:51,002
Thanks, they're beautiful.
653
01:10:53,487 --> 01:10:56,797
"You had me at hello. Love, Sam."
654
01:10:58,927 --> 01:11:03,239
We're all set up on the hill.
S'il vous plaît!
655
01:11:08,047 --> 01:11:13,565
- It's lovely...
- Come with me to the hill.
656
01:11:29,887 --> 01:11:33,516
Une petite... finger food.
657
01:11:33,607 --> 01:11:36,167
S'il vous plaît!
658
01:11:37,567 --> 01:11:40,764
This is great.
659
01:11:40,847 --> 01:11:43,566
I love kiwis.
660
01:12:03,047 --> 01:12:05,356
Cheers.
661
01:12:10,047 --> 01:12:13,278
- Okay, what do you want?
- What?
662
01:12:13,367 --> 01:12:18,521
I get it, you were
in on this from the start.
663
01:12:18,607 --> 01:12:23,397
- What do you want from us?
- I'm here for Simon's sake.
664
01:12:23,487 --> 01:12:27,719
I like him, he's great.
He said if I liked him, I'd love you.
665
01:12:27,807 --> 01:12:32,164
There are no similarities,
and no one really likes Simon.
666
01:12:32,247 --> 01:12:37,765
- How can you say that?
- Of course I like him.
667
01:12:37,847 --> 01:12:41,840
- But he only cares about himself.
- That's so not true.
668
01:12:41,927 --> 01:12:46,398
He wants us to like each other
and said I'm a thousand times better.
669
01:12:46,487 --> 01:12:48,955
- 93 7.
- What?
670
01:12:49,047 --> 01:12:53,086
- He thinks you're 93 7 times better.
- Who cares?
671
01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:59,879
- I care!
- He's doing this for himself.
672
01:12:59,967 --> 01:13:02,800
Just look at what he's done.
673
01:13:02,887 --> 01:13:05,606
He's arranged for a ton of food.
674
01:13:05,687 --> 01:13:12,525
There are lights, wine, roses...
It's the ultimate romantic movie.
675
01:13:12,607 --> 01:13:15,519
Don't you realize what you mean to him?
676
01:13:19,927 --> 01:13:22,964
He even got us live music.
677
01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:30,083
- Shit, how can you not see it?
- Yeah, but...
678
01:13:31,047 --> 01:13:34,039
- I don't know, I ...
- What don't you know?
679
01:13:34,127 --> 01:13:38,040
- I'm used to him.
- So he does this all the time?
680
01:13:38,127 --> 01:13:40,800
No, but I ...
681
01:13:54,207 --> 01:13:59,964
If you could have anything you wanted,
what would you wish for?
682
01:14:07,207 --> 01:14:10,358
- A pet, maybe?
- A pet?
683
01:14:10,447 --> 01:14:15,646
Something unusual, maybe a monkey.
684
01:14:15,727 --> 01:14:21,882
So if I could have anything
I'd wish for a monkey?
685
01:14:29,567 --> 01:14:31,523
Cheers.
686
01:14:34,367 --> 01:14:39,157
Sometimes bad gives way to good.That's a kind of balance, as well...
687
01:14:39,247 --> 01:14:44,685
Maybe you need a special kind ofintelligence to comprehend this?
688
01:14:44,767 --> 01:14:47,156
Maybe you need Asperger's.
689
01:14:47,247 --> 01:14:51,206
Maybe there are feelings in space...
690
01:15:03,847 --> 01:15:07,317
That was a great surprise.
691
01:15:07,407 --> 01:15:10,717
It's not over yet. Where is Jennifer?
Are you together now?
692
01:15:10,807 --> 01:15:14,482
- No, but we may be friends.
- What?
693
01:15:14,567 --> 01:15:22,485
- But you have to get together.
- We're not getting together.
694
01:15:22,567 --> 01:15:27,163
- Calm down.
- Yes, yes, yes...
695
01:15:27,247 --> 01:15:32,685
You have to get together, Sam.
You do.
696
01:15:35,367 --> 01:15:40,521
- She's gone home...
- You scared her off! - Jennifer!
697
01:15:40,607 --> 01:15:43,997
- Jennifer?!
- Calm down.
698
01:15:45,287 --> 01:15:47,243
Calm down!
699
01:15:54,367 --> 01:15:56,676
Simon!
700
01:15:56,767 --> 01:15:57,802
Simon!!
701
01:17:30,807 --> 01:17:35,403
Things change, Simon, and it's not
necessarily someone's fault.
702
01:17:35,487 --> 01:17:38,320
Everything changes.
703
01:17:39,407 --> 01:17:42,046
Not me.
704
01:17:42,127 --> 01:17:47,326
You don't have to do
all those things for me.
705
01:17:47,407 --> 01:17:51,685
I had it all figured out.
You're supposed to be together now.
706
01:17:51,767 --> 01:17:55,237
Why do you want us to be together?
707
01:17:56,807 --> 01:18:02,404
- I don't want her to go away.
- That doesn't mean she'll go away.
708
01:18:02,487 --> 01:18:07,607
Sure it does. If she doesn't like you,
she won't like me.
709
01:18:07,687 --> 01:18:13,444
I'm 93 7 times worse than you...
And now she's gone.
710
01:18:15,247 --> 01:18:19,365
I'm not the one who's gone, you are.
711
01:18:19,447 --> 01:18:23,565
- I'm not gone, I'm right here.
- So am I .
712
01:18:23,647 --> 01:18:25,000
Hi there.
713
01:18:29,247 --> 01:18:33,035
I'm not going anywhere.
714
01:18:33,127 --> 01:18:35,197
I like you.
715
01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:42,879
Hey, come on out...
716
01:18:42,967 --> 01:18:45,879
- Why?
- Because.
717
01:18:45,967 --> 01:18:49,118
- Why?
- Because.
718
01:18:50,087 --> 01:18:54,046
- What are you doing?
- What?
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Can I give you a hug now or what?
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- Why?
- Because I want to.
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For the lovely dinner.
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For the lovely evening, you and me
and everything. May I?
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- I don't want anyone touching me.
- Can't you tell? We already are.
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