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A historic moment. Shit, he's nervous.

Don't do it. Don't do it.

Good one.

Did you forget to hold your nose, Leif?.

- You workwith natural medicine?. - Yeah, and I have a new method.

- You suck toxins out of the body. - Sounds environmentally friendly.

Either you use the old-fashioned scraper, or you suck it out.

- It's fantastic. - The false chocolate inspector..

No, really. I'm going to do some suction.

You want some suction?. It's perfect, you've got it out.

Get off now. Shit.

I'll piss on you. Leffe, for god's sake.

- I've sucked on all these guys. - Oh, great.

Doctor Dick takes the instrument.. he sucks..

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My trousers fell down.

- Are you okay?. - I pulled a muscle in my groin.

Great, guys..

- Leffe runs like a dog. - Or a Duracell bunny.

I have no energy.

- You're going to get sucked. - What are you doing?.

Olle, come on now. Just lie down.

- Come on, guys.. - Don't leave before the bell.

- No tickling. - Okay, okay.

Down with the fly.

I swear, I'm going to hurt you. Knock it off.

Let go of me, damn it. Leave my dick alone.

If you touch me once more, you're going to regret it.

You fucking sicko.

There.

Olle, come on..

Itwas just a joke, Olle.

Olle, come on, it's just saliva.

Olle.

You can't be pissed off about that, we've done.. Hey..

Olle, wait.

- What the.. - He was laughing, wasn't he?.

You were next to him, he was laughing, right?.

Hey.. Exactly what are your plans now?.

- What do you mean?. - You stop the engine and get out?.

- Are we meant to just sit here?. - What part don't you understand?.

- We stay until someone confesses. - How long do you plan to wait?.

That's up to whoever did this.

- I don't get this.. - What exactly don't you get?.

I think you're overreacting, considering what actually happened.

I know exactly what's happened, but I have to put my foot down.

- "Put your foot down" - absurd. - Next time, say the toilet floods.

You understand, don't you?. Is it really so much to ask?. Is it?.

There's nothing strange about it.

Hmph. I don't know.

Normally I'd care about a ferry timetable, but my hands are tied.

Isn't it your responsibility to get us there on time?.

Normally, unless a situation occurs.

- So you take responsibility?. - This is silly. Can't you..

What's your name?. I want to speak to your boss.

It won't help you. I'm Henrik and my brother and I own this company.

He's out of the country, so you'll have to talk to me.

- So you're the boss?. - You can say that.

I'll pay you forthe curtain rod, say 300 kronor, and let's drop this.

It probably costs more, but this isn't about money.

Great. If it's not about money, call a cab so I can make my ferry.

Should I pay for all the passengers then?.

- I can't just drop this now. - You've blown it out of proportion.

I understand you're frustrated. So am l. I'm sorry.

This is how it's going to be.

Come on..

- Nooo.. - Yeees.

Come on, honey.

I don't feel great either, but you don't see me lying on the ground -

- and being sick all over. Come on now. I mean it.

It's no fun for me to stand here watching you feel sick.

Do you think I'm enjoying this?.

- Hello. Wake up. - Leave me alone.

Come ON.

- Do you want me to drag you?. - Nooo..

- Come on, take my arm. - Ow ow. I'm coming.

Now.

You smell awful.

Come. Sit down.

..now I'm justwondering what happened..

..my son came home bleeding from the ear..

..he was goofing off..

..with the woodworking teacher..

..are there any witnesses..

..why didn't this teacher come and talk to me about this..

We need privacy to talk about this.

I suggestwe go to another room..

Do you know how old she is?.

- 45?. - 37. She looks 50.

But it's hardly strange.

- She has Axel and the twins. - And she's all alone.

- Oh, poorwoman. - It's harsh.

I had them fortwo years, the twins. Itwas horrible.

That's where I got my grey hairs. God, they were a pain.

One day I sent one of them out. And she called me that night.

Absolutely furious. She hollered so much.

Practically hysterical. I'd only had him sit in the hall a half-hour.

You knowwhat Axel did lastweek?. He refused to do orienteering.

I spoke sharply to him, and he ran off and ruined all the checkpoints.

I still haven't found them.

When I called her that night, she said, "Not my boy.'. '

- "Not my boy.'. ' - Is she on disability?.

- I think she worked in healthcare. - I heard she did piercing.

Isn't it kind of beside the point to talk about what the mother does?.

There's a pupil in trouble; shouldn't we talk about that?.

We're only saying the mother has her hands full.

That's beside the point. A child has been hurt at our school.

Isn't it up to us to find outwhy?. He shouldn't feel vulnerable here.

Ulf. I don't get it. I sawwhat happened in the corridor.

What you did crossed every line. You should never do that to a pupil.

I'm talking about abuse and you're babbling about the mother's work.

I don't understand.

I forgot my calendar, may I see yours?.

Let's see..

What's your problem?.

- I want an apology. - You keep saying that.

You want an apology?. What should I say?.

Think about what you did.

Ulf. What I did was because you mistreated a pupil.

- In your opinion. - Even if he's a troublemaker..

..you talk to the deputy headmaster or the other teachers.

Taking it upon yourself to punish a pupil is not acceptable.

Itwasn't punishment, itwas a reprimand for not following orders.

Do you think such "reprimands" are okay?.

Yes, I do. Axel is a little terrorist.

He's a danger to himself, his friends and his environment.

He has no concept of self-control.

This is woodworking, do you know how many dangerous things there are?.

Do you know what a hammer can do?. A knife?. A saw?. They're dangerous.

Axel is a danger to himself and others.

You can't mean that. There must be ways to keep him..

You can talk to him. Maybe he should take sewing instead.

Right, put a needle in that boy's hand..

No, look, we're not going to get anywhere with this discussion.

- No, we're not, but.. - I think you need to do something.

Either you report me, or you drop it and apologise and we forget it.

And let me deal with the staff, so you don't have problems.

You will have problems with this staff if you don't straighten up.

You can't just hang someone out to dry like that.

It doesn't work that way. Unless you set an example first.

If I blow up because I can't handle a situation, it's my responsibility.

But you talk to me.

- You're not taking responsibility. - Well, report me, then.

- I will. - I only gave him a reprimand.

I showed him physically that there are boundaries.

- A boy needs that. - That means you crossed the line.

- I did not. - You did.

If so, I want to hear it from my superiors.

Fine. If you need that lesson, then I'll just have to report you.

- Do that. And apologise. - No.

Then there's nothing more to say. Is there?.

- This is absurd.. - Good luck. And watch your back.

Who the hell is that?.

- It's a babe, right?. - You think?.

She rocks a little when she walks.

- Why is she coming this way?. - lsn't that Vera?.

- lsn't it?. - Is it?.

Yeah, that's Vera..Olle's wife.

I'm 1 00%% sure.

No, hang on..

- Is that really Vera?. - Yes, it's Vera.

Goddammit.

- Are you disappointed?. - Disappointed?. It's weird.

You call in the middle of the night, in tears, asking me to come.

I drove for two hours to get you, and now you want to stay.

- It's very strange. - I know.

- lfwe don't talk nowwe neverwill. - There's no discussion. It's sick.

They held you down and sucked your dick.

How can you feel okay about them being down there?.

- It's not okay. - No, it's not.

And you want to stay with them at the chalet.

- Okay. Drive. - Don't do this for me.

You've changed your mind because of what I've been saying.

I haven't changed my mind. Well, once..

At least three times. Firstwhen you called me-

- then you wanted to stay, and now you want to go home. Three times.

Look there.

Mama's little girl, what happened?.

Her mother is going to freak out. She's totally wasted.

- Mama's little girl. - Linnea, wake up and join the fun.

That's it, smile for the camera.

- There. - Let's see.

"Lay down, bitch, and everything will be all right."

- She's doing push-ups. - How about a dance?.

- Linnea, I want to dance with you. - "l want to dance with you, too."'

This is so sick. Come on.

- Take a picture. - Look at her.

Hey, put her down, can't you see she's sick?.

- She didn't say anything. - Well she is.

- Don't be such a grouch. - I'm happy as a lark.

Killjoy.

Let's see..

Watch this car.

Stupid.

You just had to do it..

What happened?.

- Here he comes. - What happened?.

- You're in for it now. - Shut up now.

Will you shut up.

Which one of you arseholes threw something on my car?.

- Did you throw something?. I didn't. - Oh, don't play dumb.

- I don't underst.. - I've got a huge dent in my roof.

- I don't know what you mean. - We'd tell you ifwe'd done it.

Who else could it be?. Someone threw something on my car.

- Right, someone.. - Maybe it was one of your cans.

- Arseholes.. - I'm sorry if something happened..

You threw something on my car. I want compensation.

You're in deep shit if I find one of your cans here.

Butwe didn't do anything. Why should we compensate him?.

Shit.

Damn kids.

Let go of me.

What have I done?.

- Let me go, you perv. - Let go of her, damn it.

Hello?. Are you all right?.

- So what, is he gay or something?. - Eh?. Leffe?. Hell no.

No, no, he's married. It's not that.

It..it's like..we did stuff like that..or we didn't do stuff..

- Stuff like that happened before. - When?.

I don't know.. Iike, ten years ago..

- I mean, itwasn't all the time.. - So you blew each other?.

"Blew each other".. that sounds so harsh.

We were just drunk. It happened, once, that Leffe wanted to suck..

- I know how this sounds.. - It sounds freaky.

- But this was different.. - And so..you did it..

- Did you do it every time?. - No.

- Were you doing itwhen we met?. - No, itwas ages ago.

We met much later.

- So you gave it up?. - I never did anything like that.

- I've never sucked Leffe's dick. - I certainly hope not.

- Oh my god.. - You laugh and I feel like shit.

I'm sorry. It makes me feel like shit to hear it.

Wouldn't you freak if I said Hanna, Karin and I held each other down..

- That's not the same. - What's the difference?.

I.. I don't know.

No, there is no difference.

You can forget yourtrip to the amusement park.

That's out.

I'm here now, can't you be happy about that?.

Of course I am. But I wonder if you realise how lucky you were.

That man could have taken you wherever he wanted.

He could have been a sicko, a paedophile, anything.

What if he'd dragged you into some cellar or done something in the car?.

Every day I read about awful things that happen, kids getting drunk..

..crashing their mopeds or meeting older men. Horrible things.

Just open the newspaper.

- Are you listening?. - Yes, but don't yell at me.

Then what should I do, Linnea?. I'm reaching out to you.

Do your parents know about this, Sara?.

- They don't knowwhat happened?. - No, but I'm going to tell them.

- I'll be talking to them, too. - Go ahead.

- lsn't it enough if she tells them?. - No, it isn't.

- Gee, thanks a lot.. - Linnea..

Don'tthink you can do whatever you want and that I'll be fine with it.

I don't knowwhat you do. Maybe you're on drugs - are you?.

- No. - Have you tried drugs?. Ecstasy?.

- You have to trust us. - I can't trust you anymore.

Oh please..

What were you doing, Sara, when Linnea was lying there?.

- Were you in the park?. - Yes, I was in the park.

Didn't you see her?.

- Yes.. - Why didn't you do something?.

- I don't know.. - You don't know.

I don't understand. If a friend is unconscious, you do something.

- Shouldn't you?. - Yes..

So why didn't you?. Or someone else?. Weren't there were several of you?.

I don't know..

Leffe, Leffe, that's you, that's me, that's us

The little problems that Leffe's got..

..are right for Leffe

Leffe, Leffe, that's you, that's me, that's us

The little problems that Leffe's got..

..are right for Leffe

Don't stop. Yes. Come on.

- Yup, one ball.. - Einstein.

- Is it that long?. - He was pulling on it.

Careful, careful.

- Olle. Take a picture. - Just a second.

- RELAx. RELAx. - Careful, Per.

One more time.

- Like hell. - Man, that's scary.

Olle, smell this.

No pictures, Olle.

- No goddamn pictures. - I've put it away.

No goddamn pictures.

- Come on. - I said I'm sorry.

- Put the camera away. - I've already done it.

- Olle. Olle. - Cool it, it's gone.

- Gunilla.. - Oh my gosh, I'm late.

- Where were you on Friday?. - Working on my boat.

Thanks.

I've heard that ifthere are worms in apples..

-..it's actually good for you. - Gross.

- It's extra protein. - I was going to say fibre.

- Is it the worms or the wormholes?. - It's the worms that are healthy.

If you have a wormy apple, with lots of little holes -

- and just eat it without looking for the worms..

-..I don't think they taste bad. - They just melt into the apple.

- Were you fed worms as a kid?. - I ate them willingly.

- I even ate a slow-worm once. - No. Why?.

- To impress three girls. - But they're this thick.

I put it in my mouth, and the tail came off when I went to take it out.

No. You're kidding.

- You can't chew on a slow-worm. - No, I just..

Excuse me, could you please look at me as well as Ylva?.

- What?. - I mean..

I.. I just think that if three people are in a room, it's..

..important to look at them.

I try to do that.

In a situation like that, to look at both people and not just..

..shut someone out. If I just sit here and talk like this to Ylva..

-..it's uncomfortable for Josef. - Definitely.

- I just thought I'd mention it. - Sure.

I don't think Josef meant to shut you out. I asked him a question.

I don't think so either.

- But it's something to think about. - Absolutely.

- Is that..okay?. - Sure.

I can..

- So, I put it in my mouth.. - Right.

- I didn't actually eat it. I.. - Chewed on it?.

No, no. I just had it in my mouth for a moment.

And when I went to take it out, the tail broke off.

Eww.

- I don't want to. - We have to.

Come on.

It's okay. It's best to tell the truth.

Edvin..stop that now.

Hi. I'm very sorry, but I think we have something to tell you.

My son Edvin was alone in the toilet before.

He doesn't usually go alone, but my wife and I think..

- Were you in the toilet, Edvin?. - Uh-huh.

- Did you break the curtain rod?. - I don't know.

- Edvin, tell the truth. - I promise, no one will be angry.

I don't think you did it on purpose.

You just accidentally pulled it down. Is that it?.

- Edvin, was it you?. - Uh-huh.

- ltwas. - How nice that you came forward.

- Next time, what will you do?. - Tell my dad.

He knows that. I apologise.

That's okay.

- Oh, and we'll pay for any costs.. - Oh, don't worry about it.

Good job, Edvin. Don't you feel better now?.

- That was good of him. - Yes, it was.

It's not an easy thing to do.

Okay then, we're on our way.

People might think it's a piece of cake to drive a coach.

That it's not hard at all.

I need to stay focused. Otherwise we might end up in a ditch, or worse.

- No one wants that to happen. - No, of course not.

And I'm fully responsible, as opposed to a pilot, for example.

He's got a co-pilot watching things, and a control tower.

And a computer that essentially controls the whole flight.

He just pushes a button and he can go for coffee.

I think so. I think he does a little.

Pull a lever, raise the landing gear and that's it.

The system takes care of itself.

But here, I have to keep an eye on..

..everything. On other drivers..

Here comes a loony. You see a lot of them at night.

- He could be drunk. - Or on drugs, or..

..or anything. You see it more and more.

Translation: Jennifer Evans

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