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ONCE UPON A TIME IN GERMANY ...

This is a true story and what is not

entirely true, it is still true

Industrial register

What does not granted?

Means not granted, Mr. Bermann.

Because? I am Jewish. Everyone has a license.

In its was ...

irregularities.

Irregularities? I was always on time

in the concentration camp.

I should not tell you anything about it.

Soon there will be an investigation.

An investigation?

Your file is in the CCI.

And what is this?

Counter Intelligence Center.

It is an army of the police department.

Very reassuring.

You will soon know them.

Bom dia, Sr. Bermann.

Yes, for you too.

Do not go so fast.

Motek.

A dog can not read it?

Come.

Where you left Marian?

1946 FRANKFURT

CAMPING TRANSIT FOR REFUGEES

Good Morning.

Good Morning.

Good Morning.

Official.

Good Morning.

- Later. - Motek.

- You found the Motek. - Marian.

I told you to take care of it.

Always runs away, what will I do?

A shank cutter.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

The mad dog.

No, no, it's okay.

Today is all crazy world.

With permission, Holzmann.

Bermann, David Bermann.

What says. It is the famous Bermann.

Who are talking about.

Look who's coming.

You know him?

Sim.

To look away.

Jankel Lubliner.

It started as a thief.

Soon half the black market will be it.

Buchenwald was his university.

He vowed to take revenge on me.

There was a problem with ...

with a miss.

More than half a million Jews ...

who survived the concentration camps ...

are currently in

transit camps of the American zone.

Frankfurt recently received an important visit.

Eleanor Roosevelt visited the Zeilsheim camp.

The wife of the American president may have an idea ...

how people are treated here

and how they are medically attended.

Learn English and Hebrew ...

to prepare to migrate to the

United States or Palestine.

The US authorities estimate that up to 1950 ...

all the Jews of West Germany

They will come out.

Always the same shit.

due to the end!

Emil Verst�ndig.

As projectionist is a catastrophe ...

but great as a salesman.

He was apprenticed in the warehouse of my parents.

And where he spent the winter?

- In Shanghai. - Shanghai, China?

No, in Upper Bavaria.

He did not say that.

Boa noite, Verst�ndig.

Good evening, Bermann.

Who is talking about it?

Here it is, gentlemen.

Thank you.

Fajnbrot, the glass is not clean.

Then ask a cleaner glass.

Which hand do you have for customers.

Better look what happens.

What will happen if I may ask?

Nothing.

I want to open a business. The Americans refused to leave.

Why is it so hard?

We all got a license.

- No? - Is that you?

What do you propose?

I...

I'm going to America.

Yes Yes.

Everyone wants to go to America.

You have money for this?

A little.

And how much...

a little?

... 600 dollars.

- 1200 milestones? - Yes.

With it's nowhere on the ship.

O homeland?

I will tell you what you have to do.

... You get the license and accepted as a partner.

And we will make a lot of money.

Mr. Bermann, I just tell you that I will not stay here.

And I want to stay?

Nobody wants to be.

But we want to be poor in America?

I have a cousin in New York.

What luck, Holzmann came from

Germany to spend my money.

As calculates it would take to go to the other side?

... maybe 25 thousand.

25,000? What speaks!

At least. We have to survive ...

the trip and have something to start with.

I ask you...

what the Germans need more urgent now?

- Clothes. - Clothes. - Yes, clothes.

We will open a large clothing trade.

A certain business. Believe me. I know.

Most of the goods

I am able to in committee or in exchange.

I have a warehouse six months free and someone with cars.

Will lend us one.

I work, I'm not traveling salesman.

You do not need peddling.

I go out with my own staff.

At the beginning we will be 4 or 5 travelers.

You'll be in the office.

As...

Like a boss.

- Like a boss? I? - Yes.

Bermann. I'm not a traveling salesman.

I am not chief, I am a shoemaker.

But it seems a boss.

Personally, I'm in.

With him and Verstandig ...

we are already 4.

I admit, I am no genius, but ...

a very elegant person.

Where was the war, Fajnbrot?

Em Plaszow.

A German should have saved him, such a Schindler.

A German? You believe that?

- There it is again. - Motek.

I told you to stay with Marian and not letting in German.

But if it's German.

But he's not a Nazi. The dog has a decent family.

- Skirt! - This is a restaurant!

Thank you. They are a wonderful audience.

And then?

When we were over in Europe ...

I went from Marseille to Algeria.

For the French Legion.

No, what you're saying?

They had a Jewish brigade.

You also fought?

Sure, and how.

Against piles of camel drivers.

So...

And? It's inside?

Yes, I'm in.

Continue, anda logo.

- Excuse me. - Sit down.

- Yes Yes. - Come war, war.

The emotion.

Now, most people say, wants a glass of water?

And I'm at home

He convinced me.

Thank you. In fact, you know, I was ...

actor.

I can make a stroke.

- No! Thank you very much. - Please.

Krautberg know?

- Krautberg? - Sim.

With that trick work?

With none.

It's not talented, but awakens guilt ..

the Germans.

Guilt the Germans.

Gentlemen ...

We are sellers home.

And sell home ...

Sell ??Home delivery is not easy is not just to sell something.

Sell ??Home delivery is an art.

This is not ...

to advertise.

Poster put everyone knows.

What counts is the performance.

A great opera.

In the end, your customers will ...

In the end, your clients virtually

They will ask on my knees ...

To buy something.

And do not forget ...

They should not make it seem as if it were necessary for you.

People smell if you are lacking.

The Germans are suspicious of everything and everyone.

And if Jews mainly.

No need to open his fly and show the penis.

Fajnbrot not have to show anything.

His nose is enough.

The main thing is that the fun.

Gentlemen, put your hat, please.

Just a moment.

Now, we have for 50 dollars

bribery in customs documents.

These French ornaments.

Gentlemen.

And do not forget never ...

Hitler is dead ...

but we still live.

We can also ...

Be careful!

The wheels are not aligned.

Better without alignment than without wheel.

Kirchgasse 4.

It must be here.

Great.

Suddenly and unexpectedly, Dr. Herbert Geder

school teacher, at 55 years of age.

Strict mourning, his wife Inge and

children Ursula and R�diger.

R�diger.

It is also a name.

To attack.

Look at me.

- Yes please? - Good morning lady.

We would like to speak to Mr. Dr. Geder.

But my...

My husband is dead.

- What? - Not this...

We...

spent 3 weeks ...

My feelings. This is...

Thanks.

Who are you?

What did my husband?

Just deliver the layette package that was requested.

trousseau package?

Bed linen, table linen, fine Paris merchandise.

How much this package?

1100.

For the love of God.

A.

But in 2200 are landmarks.

Not all are 1800. Her husband had ...

- 400. - Payment.

Well, then...

Wehrmann.

Wehrmann.

I...

Tomorrow will not be here.

You will not be here tomorrow?

Yes, imagine that tomorrow I'm not.

Tomorrow is not?

I'm not. I have a date. You can not have meetings?

Clear.

Is it something bad?

It's not as bad as a turn with you.

We must ask or should not ask?

But if I can not ask, do not ask.

Between!

Good Morning

My name is David Bermann.

Sit down, Mr. Bermann.

Good Morning.

I am a Special Agent Sara Simon.

Sergeant Harold Ledermann will take note of our conversation.

I have to inform you that all

you say can be used against you.

Can I see your papers?

I can?

Bermann, David,

born January 11, 1905 in

Neu Sandez, Austria, now Poland.

Jewish. Right?

So far it is correct.

Could you tell me what I am accused?

Collaboration with the Nazis.

Is playing.

His name appears in the actions of the SS.

- I was in a field. - We already know.

I was in prison from December 1943 in ...

the Sachsenhausen concentration camp.

How to get there?

How did I get there?

In a chauffeured limousine.

The background, please.

My brother and I...

we had a large clothing store in Frankfurt.

The Gestapo came, they arrested my brother and my parents.

Is that you?

Went...

arrested after France.

My brothers and my parents died in Auschwitz.

Is that you?

Still alive as you can see.

I have to inform you that this is no joke

and can have serious consequences for you.

So...

They took him to the camp in Sachsenhausen.

Sim.

So they hit me hard on the head.

A few weeks later was taken to block

cells for privileged prisoners.

Here puts something special mission.

I understand, that's what it is.

Sim.

We are interested in why it was so treated, suddenly.

What kind ...?

Special mission?

It's because?

To laugh?

So you are...

the animator.

What is your name?

Bermann.

David Bermann, Lieutenant Colonel sir.

So what was so funny, Bermann?

A joke, Lieutenant Colonel sir.

A joke.

So let's listen.

The joke, Jewish, fast.

A man...

Runs quickly by a train.

He has to go to the bathroom.

The bathroom is occupied. Knocks on the door and shouts:

Open urgently! I have diarrhea.

Then a voice from inside says ...

"How lucky you are."

Bermann, will hear from me.

You'll laugh, you'll see.

Who was Lt. Col. Otte?

Otte does not know?

Dietrich Otte West Eifel.

Gay Otte.

Otte, do not have Secret Service?

What happened next?

The SS planned a ...

Christmas party, and I should work there.

The guys from SS are not many laughs.

Except...

They laugh when the Jews.

For example, passing the list.

Riem to pass the list?

There is standing still ...

The four or five in the morning, an hour or two.

It was wretched cold.

And a guy SS ...

will in line with a whip.

And wham ...

Do not like the position of a hat.

And zas because the legs are separated.

And beside me ...

Serge was ...

Goldner,

Antwerp.

He was an elegant man, Serge Goldner.

The poor guy had a ...

A hump.

And the guy SS

approach it, pushes and says ...

Stand straight, Jew!

And Serge ...

tenta ... it stretches so much more ...

with the hump ...

So the guy says ... SS

I will teach you to stand straight, twisted Jewish pig.

Points his gun ...

and shoots the hump.

And the guys from SS laugh.

Everyone laughs.

Even you know who this man is?

Schirdewahn.

Schirdewahn, Sergeant.

Want a coffee?

It's a trick question?

Sergeant. Coffee please.

So the Christmas party.

Oh pine.

Oh pine.

How loyal are your leaves.

Bermann.

The boy Jesus ...

with your parents...

in the stable.

Login or high Baltasar ...

and slams the door it was very low ...

in the head.

You, Jesus, advertising.

Yes. Mary tells Joseph, see, this is a most beautiful name.

And not as Willi wanted to call it.

Jew, come closer!

Now I will tell you a joke.

Do you know why so many of you are in the camp?

Because it costs nothing.

Take ... no offense.

Cheers!

I should take something for Christmas.

Bermann, until later.

Let's hear it for my clowns!

How and when they met again?

So he did not come for a long time.

They moved me to the wing cells for privileged prisoners.

I have to admit that there were advantages ...

and brazenly took.

Could wash with soap.

No more scraping the hair. The soup was thicker.

One day a guy came and shouted the SS,

Bermann, come with me!

I trust you.

And I keep my word ...

at a Jew.

I talked to Bormann. It comes to the F�hrer.

Need someone to practice something with the F�hrer, you know?

Bermann...

I recommended you as a teacher to the F�hrer.

Teacher to the F�hrer?

What am I going to teach?

What you do best?

- Play jokes? - Exactly.

Should teach you jokes, you can count them casually.

The F�hrer has a phenomenal memory, but ...

It has little talent for jokes.

Well, yes, telling jokes is not an act of great intelligence.

Humor is necessary.

It is a weak point.

The F�hrer can and knows everything.

Can command the war paint, destroy enemies of the empire.

You know memory all the operas of Wagner.

It is, for example, than Mussolini at all.

There is only one thing in this

buffoon operetta can be better.

- Play jokes. - Yes.

And then the Duce will soon make a visit to the F�hrer ...

And Hitler Mussolini want to impress with a joke?

What happens if I do this?

Open your mouth and close your eyes!

No turning back.

It is understood?

But...

Lieutenant-Colonel, I am a Jew.

Yes. But the F�hrer does not know.

I thought the F�hrer knew everything.

This was good.

Then he became collaborator.

Yes No.

- spoke seriously? - Yes.

Official ... Have you ever been ...

in a situation like this?

Take it or leave it.

You know this man?

Of course. Shave it every morning.

Do you recognize him?

If you recognize him? It's my document drug.

Is the name of Hecker, Heinz Hecker.

- Because? - What name, but Israel Hecker?

Where did you get the document?

They left me elegant, led me to the hairdresser.

They gave me, damn it!

- Who gave? - Otte, who else?

- You admitted. - Admit what?

He admitted working for the SS under a false name.

Just a moment. Just a moment.

So I'm a collaborator?

Because I tried to save my life with a few jokes.

That would not be able to save?

One moment, I'll tell you one more thing, beautiful American.

You know how many Jews, Gypsies, queers

prisoners have in your consciousness?

Why not bombed

Train the railways to Auschwitz?

They could have saved hundreds of thousands of field.

It's the truth and you did!

Do not get distracted, Mr. Hecker.

Sr. Hecker, sim.

It has a higher?

General Fitzcolins one level higher.

Very well. I can not accept it.

You have to accept. Just do my job.

Said the SS man on the edge of the mass grave.

In memory of our beloved son ...

Heinrich Sch�tz born ... killed in Smolensk.

Mountain track 14.

Do you remember Heinrich.

Heinrich.

Heinrich.

Heini!

Do as well as Motek.

Everyone knows mancar.

Yes please?

Good Morning.

It is the home of the Sch�tz family?

Sch�tz, sim.

Yes, fine, I made it.

Heini's home?

You are talking about our son Heinrich?

Is dead.

He was in Russia.

O homeland?

Yes. You know him?

We were together in ...

wait ... in Smolensk.

Changed direction.

For soon.

For now.

Yes, it happened in Smolensk. An ambush.

- Partisans. - Supporters?

- Bandits is what they were. - No doubt.

Gerda, have a gentleman here ... His name?

Wehrmann as "Wehrmacht", but with a real name.

Lets go in.

Impeccable boy, Heini.

From head to toe.

Valente, integro.

- A German. - Yes, it was.

On here...

- It was he who painted. - Beautiful.

He was a young man with talent.

Yes, he had the best.

Court up.

Want a brandy with beer?

Charmed.

We will drink for our brave Heinrich.

Thank you very much.

Please.

- Thanks. - Mrs.

- By Heini! - For the life!

As?

- Por Heini! - Por Heini!

You have work, Mr. Wehrmacht?

Sim.

I have to sell clean clothes to a Jew.

A tyrant, if you ask me.

My God.

Bermann, are Jewish revenge.

I got two packages.

With the place of Smolensk.

I'm proud of you.

How long it took?

For two poor packages.

Does that bother you?

Do you have any appointment?

You know I can not bear tight places.

For months I was hiding in a coffin on stage.

Em Szeged.

I force him to sit here?

Get out, go for a walk!

I'm not your nanny.

You see now, David, as he is.

7920.

7920.

7920 dollars for everyone.

Sim.

Not bad, huh?

- No? No? - Right.

Bermann.

What do you do when not working for us?

Do not understand.

You know exactly what I mean.

I have a non-Jewish.

You can only during the day.

Do not believe me?

I believe.

We eliminate a number ...

On here.

- Presumed. - Coffee.

Good morning, Miss. Can I talk to Mom?

nonsense stop. We did not buy anything.

But?

Where did we want to sell something?

We?

Wehrmann, encantado.

Hentrich.

He has said he did not buy anything.

The colleague is new, I want to introduce you to people.

But we do not know each other.

Mr. Doctor, is Mrs. Hentrich.

Good morning Doctor. It's doctor?

- you're Jewish, right? - Guess all, Mrs. Heydrich..

- Hentrich. - Claro.

They say that the Jews are the best doctors.

Unfortunately, I still have no work permit

and I have to go

a few months as a representative.

I would have much to do. Many are sick.

You too?

Lately I have a horrible pain ...

when walking.

Well, you saw him?

The doctor is traumatologist.

Really?

- Yes Yes.

I know it was horrible with the Jews.

But we did not know anything about it.

And if they knew, they would have hidden

a couple in their beautiful rustic cabinet.

On here...

we ...

hand towels.

Terry ...

bath towels.

E...

Sim.

Sheets of apricot point of Paris.

Smells Paris?

And all this for ...

I hardly dare to utter: 900.

Much?

You should use templates.

Fritz doctor already told me that.

He died in the Balkans.

Is good to hear that. Good.

With you, Mrs. Hentrich, I ...

I blind eye and say 860.

My last word.

860 for everything.

Try to get up.

You will laugh, doctor. It is much better.

The miraculous healing grace. That would be all.

Do not mention it! I'll take a package.

Wise decision. Cash or provision?

I think I still have 800 at home.

It has no discount, 860.

May I offer you a little butter, ham, sugar?

Tomorrow we will cure her sister. He has shoulder problem.

- Where is tomorrow? - Tomorrow?

Bermann tomorrow is not here.

Where is it?

Where is tomorrow.

With ... with the Pope.

What's wrong with him?

- you have a non-Jewish. - Not Jewish?

Yes, people talk.

- Can not. - Why not?

What do people say?

- This and that. - This and what?

I think it has to do with the field.

Maybe he was an employee.

- Come. - What can you know?

Krautberg! Bermann arrested confidence.

How can you think that?

Why could not a license?

Okay, that's not normal.

What is normal now?

But this is not normal.

One day a guy came SS ...

and I said, we want to take a trip.

He knows his name man?

Kleinschmitt.

If I'm not mistaken, First Sergeant.

At that time I was using my prisoner clothes.

It was not nice to me. So...

He lent me a suit.

That suit is that?

It looks like a bum.

First Sergeant ...

You can not go to Berlin as well or even see the F�hrer.

Make this boy a man.

Precise clothes-lo,

take what's Jewish and prepare it.

Jacket, hat, bag.

And you need documents.

Here's the money.

And orders.

- Yes, Lieutenant Colonel! - Withdraw!

I'm surrounded by idiots?

Bermann.

Not a word about their mission.

To no one.

I announced to the F�hrer will come a German humorist ...

that will help in the preparation of some jokes.

I will not tolerate ...

Trusts with the F�hrer or with Miss Braun.

Do not let me down.

Withdraw is!

Anything else?

Lieutenant Colonel ...

my brother...

- is in Auschwitz. - Yes Yes.

So are you, damn Jews.

They do business all.

We give a hand to you and ...

Bermann...

skirt...

before send you with his brother.

Mind.

Theft the casino. Again the band of Lubliner?

Want Frankfurter.

O homeland?

Do not.

You!

His newspaper.

Mois�s.

What's it?

Its not good?

It's him.

People preached in the synagogue and burned them.

He ordered!

Your friend Lubliner spoils our reputation.

First is not my friend ...

and second, since when Jews have good reputation?

Sr. Berman, Gosta?

Mme. Sonia honestly have eaten better.

But not in our house.

Her father was a cook.

Paris made all lose it.

It is exceptional.

Because he eats with his eyes.

But you're right.

It has an air.

You never know whether to go right or left.

Where to live?

They say it was hidden.

With the parents of a friend.

It's dead.

Mois�s.

Krautberg, what is it?

I did not say a word all afternoon.

Leave him alone, he is shocked.

What happened?

Account.

You know the new newsstand?

- Yes Yes.

Who do you think I saw there?

Stalin?

Kertwing.

Who is Kertwing?

Do not know?

Werner Kertwing ...

Commander of SS.

One of the worst offenders of Eger.

Are you sure?

He burned my parents.

What we do?

- Temos that Puni-lo. - Sim.

Let boicot�-lo.

Mr. Krautberg, a brandy?

No, thank you, Mrs. Sonia.

I have to go pee.

What's wrong with him?

We saw a spirit?

You have to do something for him.

Tell how continued Kleinschmitt.

They dressed me again ...

and took a picture ...

for documents.

So...

I followed Kleinschmitt ...

Berlin ...

the Hotel Adlon.

- No Adlon? - Sim.

- Chic. - The Germans know what is good,

especially in front of a developer.

I had little joy.

cabbage soup, no water, air alarm.

The thinner antissemitismo.

The next morning went to Obersalzberg?

Yes I arrived...

afternoon and they took me to the residence.

Who lived there?

You want to know everything.

We have documents. There are different statements.

Different statements.

For those who asked? For Hitler?

Sr. Bermann,

I think I do not realize what's coming.

A process, prison ...

many years.

This Krautberg, is a fox.

You want to take care of it?

With Szoros so little is precisely pleasant.

What happens to me?

He said the poor Krautberg worked very tirelessly.

All work without rest.

Less you.

What? Except me?

So, where was it really?

Na China?

Vacation!

Vacation?

Idiot!

I wish that vacation to my enemies!

Here, these were my vacation ...

43!

Yes, Shanghai has a lot of sun!

It is wonderful!

Japanese is everywhere!

Well, I wanted to hear.

Can hear.

I worked in a club.

One afternoon I had the pleasure.

Entered ...

a Japanese and an official ...

da SS, Joseph Meisinger.

Just liquidate the Warsaw ghetto ...

and now I wanted to help a little his friend.

I also helped a bit,

presenting them to my Jewish guest.

I said...

Fuck you!

And then?

Then they arrested me ...

Meisinger and punched my eye.

One and another time.

He was wearing a ...

skull ring.

Yes, it was only one eye.

30 packages? It will take a whole month?

Will see that ...

this afternoon we will have sold everything.

Really think today sell 30 packages?

- Yes sure? - Assurance.

- And also I bet? - How much?

5 dollars.

10.

10.

Watch out!

Well, come closer.

Sit, Motek! Let's go.

Motek, wait.

Good Morning.

My dear ladies and gentlemen, we are in the railway colony.

- Yes. - Gather up.

Gather up a little more.

We are here on behalf ...

your employer, Railroad,

to offer a great deal.

These packages outfit composed of ...

linen...

have hand towels, bath towels, table ...

Napkins, 6 parts of thinner

Damascus, the highest quality, ladies.

Usually it costs ...

1300 milestones. I would say that is a magnificent price.

But we still have much, much better.

Because his boss, the Railway has decided to deduct 400 landmarks ...

per package.

This means that you receive a package today, here and now ...

for 900 marks. Not great?

However ...

this offer is only valid for

employees of the railroad and their families.

Is there anyone among you who does not apply?

- Yes, me. - I'm sorry lady ...

but the offer is only for employees.

You control it with rigor, right?

Sim.

We can make an exception?

No, we can not make an exception.

You heard.

But please, hole on top. Look at this.

Take a look at this, Damascus, yes?

Usually there is only in Paris.

And look at this beautiful bath towel baby blue.

Surely have a son.

Imagine the wound after a bath in this beautiful towel.

See? Great.

They are passed between you to see.

See that what is here is a dream.

Sleep like a dream.

Ladies.

They will make me embarrassment.

But I will make an exception.

But please do not tell anyone.

Otherwise, they will cut off my head.

Do not tell anyone. It goes for you too, Motek.

It's crazy.

I do not damage the business.

Tomorrow will come with over 10 packages.

So will give zebra.

First you have to calm employees, understand?

Next month, we will return with 40 packages.

Tomorrow we have to go to Seckbach.

What's in Seckbach?

The Post Office.

A bakery?

Yes, Seitz bakery. It belongs to my family.

What, what he did during the war?

We were bombarded at 44.

Then I helped in the hospital.

And your father?

Being baker, he was not called.

It was an important activity of war.

That was the end of it.

It was Nazi?

No. Forgiveness.

I'm sorry.

Good Morning.

Mr. Bermann, I present to you Miss. Seitz.

Srta. Seitz.

Encantado. David Bermann.

Our new secretary.

Welcome.

Can I help you, sir?

No, goodbye.

I did not know who worked for the railroad.

No, no, it's ... very useful stories for our business.

People love stories. They cost nothing, almost nothing.

Mr. Bermann admit that these stories

They do not support your credibility.

So let's continue where we left off the last time.

So I got ...

the Obersalzberg and took me to the residence.

E...

Ernst-Walter ... do not remember ...

He received me in the name of the F�hrer and ...

I was introduced to the housekeeper, Fanny Huber.

And then?

Fanny Huber gave me a cape and a Tyrolean hat.

It was cold out there if I wanted to walk.

And me detailed ...

everything that...

I could do for me if I wanted something.

When you should meet with Hitler?

This delayed.

And I did not feel so unhappy.

The more longer had lasted for my plan.

His plan?

Official...

Did you really ...

I was there only to tell jokes?

To throw in his face a lot of things?

My F�hrer, was not cool what they did to the Jews.

Do not.

They took me there to kill wretched.

- You wanted to kill Hitler? - Yes.

This would give a meaning to my life.

He became increasingly crazy.

You mean to tell me Otte did not know what he was doing?

- It is dangerous to have a Jewish Hitler. - No.

For the SS, the Jews were cowards subhuman.

It not occurred to them that could be a killer.

How was this plan?

Of course I could not find that there was an object ...

sharp in the Hitler room. Therefore...

I needed a knife.

And I had to do on the first date,

if there were a second.

But where to get one?

Where to hide it? How to achieve Hitler?

- AND? - Fanny Huber punched me in the eye.

- Really? - Yes of course.

Not all women reject me

as categorically as you.

I do not reject, Mr. Bermann.

I listen carefully their stories.

With a lot of patience.

Stories.

The writing, Mr. Hecker?

Nothing, Miss. Huber, a few jokes.

Para o leader.

I envy you, Mr. Hecker,

You will personally meet the F�hrer.

Will be completely alone with him, as a tutor.

Sr. Hecker...

- Heinz. - Fanny.

Fanny.

That's all for today.

A welcoming committee.

Come on, save your jokes.

David, we have to speak bluntly.

Bluntly?

I'm curious.

US too.

What is this?

A court?

What are you doing behind our backs?

It was two or three times a week.

What do you do?

That's my problem.

What needs to get with the Americans?

Until now we trust you.

So far.

And tomorrow ... no more. You crazy?

Why not say what's going on?

That is why.

If it happens that is involved in an unpleasant business ...

It had something to do with the Nazis?

He was a prisoner officer, Bermann?

Do not.

Swear by the life of ...

The lives of those who, Holzmann?

Is there anyone?

There you go.

Mr. Bermann, 9000 for me ...

9,000 for you.

Knock on wood.

Mommy gives me a horse

A horse would be my heaven

Turns off!

Turns off.

Turns off.

Turn off the music.

Off, off!

It's all right.

It's all right.

Em Auschwitz ...

At the loading dock ...

A SS...

the dogs...

And this damn song ...

He shouted through the speakers.

Tomorrow will be happy.

Good Morning.

Fanny kissed, touched her breasts ...

This Fanny Huber, with it you ...

We kissed, we touched a little.

It was inevitable.

I needed the knife.

I had to stick with it to see if there was one.

I scheduled to meet with her at night in the kitchen.

I arrived a little before.

I opened a drawer and found the perfect knife ...

a machete.

A long mountain knife, pointed ...

large and sharp.

Pardon.

They could stop by today?

It's for tomorrow.

Mois�s.

Listening. You read this?

A carbon heater defective

It was probably the source

a fire in a banking Kaisserstra�e with the dead.

The owner was sleeping.

I was inside?

It was not planned. But I felt sorry for the pig.

- He also burned. - Wait a minute.

The dead was Harry Wiesener, 48.

- What? - Wiesener.

He left a wife and two children. Harry Wiesener?

A mountain knife

sharp, wide and tapered.

Pardon?

Remember I said the last time

You found a mountain knife?

Yes Yes.

And then ... a happy coincidence.

The next morning, Fanny gave me a snow flower.

Linda.

To dry it, you need a book.

The housekeeper brought me "Mein Kampf".

That so great.

No one would look there and even Hitler would appreciate.

So I started ...

to open a hole between

Book pages for by the knife.

Fast because I did not know it would soon be called before Hitler.

But something else happened.

Otherwise Hitler was dead and would be a hero.

I was prepared.

The knife was in the book, had a preset joke.

I should do it more often.

Was not afraid?

- I was scared shitless. - And then?

As fate would ...

it was good.

Hecker, what are you doing for God's sake? Heinz!

That is all?

That is all.

That is all?

That is all.

Excuse my delay, Mr. Bermann.

You know the man's photo?

Do not.

You heard about the fire in banking?

Yes, I read in the newspaper.

You know something?

No, why do you ask?

You could also ask where

It was on Monday at a time?

Could, if he wanted. I was in my home in bed.

Where else would?

And of course I was alone.

Sim.

The dead banking was such Kertwing.

Comandante da SS Werner Kertwing...

wanted for war crimes in Czechoslovakia.

It took the identity of one of his victims ...

Harry Wiesener.

What's funny about that?

I cry a Nazi catches fire?

Come.

O homeland?

Moses was not wrong.

Era Kertwing.

Shit.

It takes a bit of America, Moses.

What is your name ...

magnified and sanctified ...

How can one pray to a God who made so many mistakes?

A woman will ...

with her friend to the room ...

and in bed ...

She is her husband, dead.

Her friend asks, "that died?"

"In a cold," he says.

And the friend says, "bad luck, nothing serious."

Krautberg is not even cold and you're telling jokes.

Weeping, we will not raise it.

Let's drink to your friend!

- For Krautberg! - For the life!

- For you, Moses! - What?

For the life!

For the life!

It was a decent person, Mr. Krautberg.

His decency cost him his life.

It was too small for the package.

All those who were in the camp thought ...

Why did I survive?

Please, stop lamenting.

David, I have said to you.

Hitler is dead.

But we live.

I have to have a guilty conscience?

We have a guilty conscience because we are here.

Here in this country.

But we will not stay.

Do not.

- No, no.

None of us will be here.

Let's drink for her.

- For America! - For America!

- For America! - You too?

Sim.

Clear.

Want to come with me ...

for America?

I?

You.

Sim.

- You? - Yes, me.

It's ok?

- Yes. - Excuse me.

I can be helpful?

Where it comes from so suddenly?

... of the cafeteria, like you.

We were saying goodbye to a friend

Returning to the United States.

Yeah. Yeah, we ...

also said goodbye to a friend.

Taxi!

Tell official, but you are German.

- No longer. - But always Jewish.

Mr. Bermann, I must not speak privately with you.

I promise I will not tell anyone.

My father was a doctor at the Santa Casa.

He was fired at 33 because he was Jewish.

That was our luck.

We were in time to America.

The rest of the family died.

And then?

Now question me.

Distributive injustice.

I did law school at Harvard.

I did not want to go back to Germany.

And also could not stay.

But the army sought to Counter Intelligence Center

interrogators who spoke German.

So I thought it was ...

to tighten the strings on the Nazis.

My modest contribution.

Let me clench the ropes,

though not a Nazi.

Can I show you something?

Sim.

That was in the 20s the best Frankfurt home.

My parents left me and my brother.

We had a lot of success.

My brother married well and had normal Jewish children.

Germans wanted to be like the Germans.

On here.

On here...

It was the sales floor.

Everywhere beautiful dials

Noble crystal and wood.

Behind sellers and sellers dressed ...

that exposed the noble goods on the table.

And here were the boxes.

All this was ...

everything was covered with wood.

Elegant...

It's beautiful.

There sat my brothers.

Above was a large glass dome, here.

Is here...

there was a closet ...

and within a safe.

And I...

Come on out! They are trapped, understood?

- We did not do anything. - Shut up!

Sr. Bermann.

Tomorrow I go to Nuremberg. You will know me when I return.

See you.

They forgot to fill!

Do not you think we should lower their prices?

No, why?

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Can you speak. - Yes I know.

Would you like?

Smoke?

Do not.

Where exactly?

I have no idea. I know the High Bavaria?

I hid in the woods until they reach the Americans.

Sr. Bermann.

There's something important that I would like to tell me?

Really I do not know what now is still important.

I was in unimaginable places to

prisoners in a concentration camp.

You do not believe me yet.

Do not.

You know, Miss Simon ...

sometimes we do not believe in which we live.

It's him.

Mr. Otte, collaborated with Mr. Bermann.

You can specify?

Well, he ... told jokes.

It was very good at it.

That's all?

What should I have done?

Bermann, let me hold you.

Bastard! Dirty pig!

Dirty pig.

Look!

Take it back to Nuremberg.

Certo, Ledermann.

Sit down, Mr. Bermann.

He was released.

For the SS ...

be dispensed, fits in any way.

You are disappointed now?

I...

Otte helped ...

to send a Jew to the gas.

They said that the pork was prone to jokes.

And poor Friedler wanted to save your skin as well.

Otte ordered one joke duel.

We had to face against each other.

The winner earned chocolate.

The loser had to go to the shower.

I can go?

What happened?

23,100 each.

It gave a total of 46,200 US dollars.

Lubliner.

With Otte could not help.

I had to do.

Your file has been archived.

Are not you glad?

Sim.

With that the matter is settled?

Sim.

What a pity.

I do not know what I'd do without you.

In fact you are not my type.

I know.

Sim.

Tell me the truth.

You're no hero.

Only should act like a clown before Hitler.

Still, she slept with me.

I know.

Well, say ...

the truth ... and nothing but the truth.

Life, if you do not mind a bit ...

It would not be bearable.

I was the clown, the murderer of my brother.

It's still the same old story ...

A fight for love and glory ...

A matter of life or death.

Whenever the world ...

welcomes the lovers.

As the time ...

or ...

passing.

For those who toast?

- For America. - Yes, for America.

Yes, for America.

Caro David, caro Max...

we have to make an announcement.

You did everything possible for us.

So from tomorrow we will work for you

until they can recover the money.

And then...

Goodbye Germany.

And then...

- goodbye Germany. - Bye.

Goodbye Germany!

Can I take a picture, please?

Clear.

AND ALL LEFT TO GERMANY

EXCEPT DAVID

One has to be not to leave

only for the Germans this beautiful country.

And no jokes ...

No jokes I would be long dead.

AFTER WORLD WAR II 4000 JEWS WERE IN GERMANY

NO KNOW YOUR CHILDREN TO EXPLAIN THE REASON