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♪ There's a killer on the loose,

and I'm sittin' here waitin' for this

decomposed hand to lead me to him.

Ruby!

All roads to destroying this evil

lead right back to where it all began.

The cabin.

Then let's go back there and end it all.

You can't go with me.

I've put your lives in too much danger already.

Ash? Lem?

I'm really gettin' my life together.

You can join the militia.

Where's your camp?

I got him. Don't do anything

till I get there.

State police!

Come with us. Where to?

To fight.

Let's boogie.

♪♪

You know I still don't know how I feel about you guys

comin' to the cabin.

I guess if you're dead set on it...

Dead set?

Uh, let's say "live" set.

Keep it upbeat.

Exactly.

We're not, "Leavin' a trail of blood and guts behind us,"

we're, "Keeping Michigan moist."

We're comin' to this cabin with you.

We're basically family now.

I know. That's the problem.

Everyone I have feelings for dies there,

but you're adults.

We'll go see Lem, get some big boy toys,

go to the cabin. Good.

'Cause anything's better than this.

Don't worry, Annie Oakley, you'll get your gun.

I want a flamethrower.

I'm serious!

I lost my parents, got possessed.

Flamethrower seems fair.

Yeah, well. You are pretty fiery.

Okay, listen.

Some friendly advice, these militia types

are a little twitchy.

Oh, I know these kind of people.

Paranoid rednecks who hit the woods

to play Rambo for the weekend.

Okay now, easy.

We don't want another Ruby Ridge on our hands.

So, just tuck that attitude right into your cleavage,

which I definitely have not ever noticed before.

Wow.

Help.

Help!

Someone!

Someone.

Someone.

Holy shit!

He's here.

Who, who's here? Him.

He tore the whole place apart.

Okay, you're in shock,

we need to stop the blood flow.

Please.

Just kill me.

Easy, pal. We're not gonna kill anybody.

Get you all fixed up.

Okay, first things first...

Get away from him! What?

He's one of those things, isn't he?!

He's one of those things!

So...

who the fuck are you guys,

and why are you roaming around my camp?

Uh, first off, apologies.

I guess we caught you guys

at something of an inconvenient time.

We're just lookin' for Lem.

He said he could help us out.

You know Lem? Oh, I know Lem.

Yeah, he's a good friend of mine.

I just saw him at the diner, he invited us here.

I've met you before.

Where you from?

Me? Nowhere near here.

Fuck!

Where is he?

- Fuck! - The roof!

He's back!

Ah, who's "he"?

Lem.

Lem Lem?

He got back to the camp, about an hour ago.

At first I thought he was drinking again,

but then he started,

tearing people apart.

Oh, boy.

His eyes were all white and crazy.

Looked like a fuckin' monster.

Oh, of course he did.

Keep your weapons trained on the roof!

We gotta get the hell out of here. Okay.

I wouldn't be roamin' around anywhere if I were you.

What the hell do you know?!

Let me dumb it down for ya.

What's out there knows that you're alive,

and it wants you to be... un-alive.

I know exactly what we're dealing with.

Big Brother put a virus in our air supply.

Turned Lem into some sort of... mummy!

Well, that's a new one.

Yeah, yeah, but we were ready for it.

Were ya, okay. Wow.

You guys are survivalists.

Here's how you survive.

Give us our weapons back, and get the fuck out of our way.

I'm gonna get you!

Oh, why don't you come out,

you motherfuckin' piece of shit?!

Come on, I'll kill you myself!

Probably not the best idea, Kel.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

That's how I know you.

You was at the lockup when

I was tossed in a few years ago!

She's a cop!

So who the fuck are you guys really, huh?

You the government?

You were the last people to see Lem.

What are you, huh?

Checkin' in to see if your little experiment worked?

What did you do to him? You tell me!

What did you do to Lem?! Back off.

Watch your six! Watch your six!

I would stay away from there if I were you.

No looking for your input, tough guy.

See?

It's per...

Lance!

Lance!

No, you motherfucker!

We need to get the fuck out of here!

You ain't goin' nowhere.

Enjoy!

Maybe your old friend Lem will find you down there.

What was that?

You know what that was.

There's two more we gotta get!

Let's load up and go!

Let's move it out!

Shit.

Yeah!

We got to figure out a way to get them out of there.

Over there! Come on.

I see 'em, I see 'em! Let's move.

Shit. Let's go.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Whoa, watch it.

Hold on, I'm tryin' somethin' here.

Hey.

It works!

You think there's another exit door?

Ah, no, but I'll say "yes" just to keep hope alive.

Let's check it out.

Oh, a week ago, I was havin' a burger with my partner,

and now... everything is upside down.

Ah, took me a long time to get my head around it too,

but you're seein' the world as it really is.

So, that's good.

Doesn't feel good.

Oh, most people go through life

thinkin' they're totally safe.

People like us, who know the truth.

Life is hard and dangerous,

and sometimes you just gotta chop off

somebody's head to survive.

I guess.

I guess that's true.

But hey, this ain't so bad.

Get to spend some quality time,

like you've been dreamin' about.

You think this is the right time for hitting on me?

There's no bad time.

I'm old school, baby. Oh, you're old somethin'.

Hey, I'm sorry I misread you.

The woman I was with, she told me that,

she thought that you were the one makin' those...

those things.

Who's this woman?

Her name was Ruby.

She was a lot like you actually.

She spent her whole life fightin' those freaks...

but it finally caught up to her.

Just a normal person,

got tangled up into somethin' that was so much bigger...

somethin' beyond her control.

I will always be thankful she was honest with me.

She taught me there is more out there,

than any of us realize.

What was that?

Dangerous, orders on sight!

Fuck.

We'll be okay.

Go, go!

Hello, Ash...

Good to see ya again.

Wish I could say the same, Lem.

You never wanted to drink with me, Ash.

You said I was a bad drunk,

that I liked the firewater.

Ah, that's before I knew it was racist.

That was a long time ago.

Well, maybe you'll drink with me now.

What the hell was that? Ah, no big deal.

Just a little kerosene.

Hey Lem, don't, don't... Cheers!

Oh! Jesus.

I'm coming to get you!

Where did you go?

How'd you pick "flamethrower" so easily?

What?

Earlier, you said you wanted a flamethrower.

Just like that.

Man, it's like you know exactly who you are.

Are you havin' a melt down?

What?

No.

Um, it's just...

who am I?

Who are you?

Ah, you are... a good friend,

someone who makes more... What, no.

What I'm asking is,

like, am I like an "axe" guy,

or somebody who uses a crossbow?

Maybe I'm a "Taser" kinda guy,

or I don't know.

A rusty chain?

You know I used a gun at the diner,

felt kinda small.

You know what?

I'm glad that bein' trapped in the woods,

hunted by an insane militia,

made you ask the big life questions.

Yeah, me too.

Shh, shh, shh.

I wish I had my rusty chain, yo.

No.

Keep tryin'.

Damn.

Ash...

Ash!

Meet you by the creek.

- Look they separated. - Austin!

That's good, that's good. Hey Austin.

Hey, all we need is one gun.

Fuck!

Ash!

The more you hide, the more I'll make you suffer!

So go on, and hide!

I got one!

Shit!

Come on, come on. No, please.

Come on, come here.

Help, gotcha!

Yes.

Nice try.

Get in the back.

I'm gonna get you pregnant later.

Won't your sister be jealous of us?

Mm. Uncle Sam will never outsmart

a couple'a deep woods Michigan boys.

We're not with Uncle Sam, you fuckin' knob!

We're on the same side.

Save your lies, Hillary.

Hey, you fucking moron.

This has nothin' to do with the government.

There is something evil out there!

Oh, I know all about the evil out there.

It's not the government!

Lance?

It's me!

Oh my God!

Shit!

What the fuck?

Shit!

Pablo!

Pablo, do something!

Pablo!

We're out of time!

Pablo, go!

Pablo!

Hang on! Shit!

Fuck!

Here we go!

One!

Two!

Three!

Hey, nice drivin'.

Oh, thanks.

So, maybe I'm a "pick-up truck" kinda guy?

Yeah, maybe.

Oh.

Oh, hello handsome.

Okay.

So what's the plan?

You're gonna get that guy's gas mask.

We're gonna ambush these hicks,

and save Ash.

Um, uh, that mask?

Well yeah, it's the only one around.

Uh... do you really think I need one?

In order for this plan to work, yeah,

'cause you need to be in disguise.

Look, I'll clean the blood off with my shirt, okay?

Yeah, no, no. I-I got this.

I got this.

Hey.

Pssh, he gone.

All right, just pull it off. Come on.

Look, it's a process, okay?

I'm getting there.

Jeez, you know I-I've been through a lot.

Oh, shit! Fuck, Kelly!

Oh my... Oh, kill him now!

Pablo! Ah!

Duck!

Holy shit! Don't shoot me please!

It's not my fault!

Whose fault is it?!

It's the gun's fault!

These things are dangerous!

Ha!

Oh, shit!

Pablo!

You're good to grab that mask now.

Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, you see what I see?

Oh, daylight.

Crap. Shit.

Wait a minute. Propane.

We'll just blow the asshole up.

No we won't.

I've got an idea,

but you're gonna have to follow my lead.

I like a lady who takes charge.

Help!

Help!

That's your idea?!

Trust me.

Lem, I can't take it! Help me!

Help me, please!

Ash! I'm coming to get you!

What happened?

Where the hell is everybody?

Right here, asshole.

What, oh!

One false move, and I will Second Amendment

your brains all over this truck.

Friends.

Let's party.

My brain!

Good news, Lem.

You won't even know it's gone.

Diesel.

Oh, shit.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!

Strike!

Ruff!

No!

Shit's about to get real!

Safety last!

Well, that was fun.

We should get handcuffed together more often.

You wouldn't even know what to do with me.

Oh honey bunny, I would destroy you

in the best possible way.

Oh...

You know I was gonna take that propane,

and blow the doors off,

but I'll happily blow your doors off first.

Really?

Ash!

Fisher!

Are you alive in there?

Rain check. Oh.

Shit!

Looks like you guys already went

shoppin' for the good stuff.

Yeah. Fuck a flamethrower.

This guy has got girth.

Oh, yeah.

I think I found my own boomstick.

Jesus, Pablo.

Shit!

My bad.

Ah, yeah. You know what?

I think a gun might be better.

Looks good on you.

Save those cuffs, baby, we'll use 'em later.

It never turns off with you, does it?

Baby cakes, I don't know how to turn it off.

Help, help!

Jesus fuckin' mother...

Help! Help us!

Help!

Help!

Help, help!

See?

In this war everybody's on the same side.

Hey, go ahead and cut yourself free.

I'd get as far away from here as possible.

So, ah, we hittin' this cabin or what?

'Cause I'm ready to kick some ass.

Yeah, me too.

I feel like we're ready for anything.

Hey.

Just so you know,

each of you has a very special place in my heart.

Good job stayin' alive.

Keep it up.

Amen.

Aww, someone inhaled too much kerosene.

Now come on,

we've got some Deadites to mow down!

So ah, where's this big, bad cabin at anyway, Ash?

Ash?

Where'd he go?

Ash?

Hello?

Jefe?

♪ Wind me up, ah! ♪

♪ Uh, time has come today ♪

♪ Young hearts can go their way ♪

♪ Can't put it off another day ♪

♪ I don't care what others say ♪

♪ Uh, they say we don't listen anyway ♪

♪ Time has come today ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Now the time has come ♪

♪ Nowhere to run, uh ♪

♪ Time ♪ ♪ I might get burned up ♪

♪ By the sun ♪

♪ But uh... ♪ ♪ Time ♪

♪ I will have me some fun, fun, fun, fun ♪

♪ Time ♪ ♪ I've been loved ♪

♪ And pushed aside ♪ ♪ Time ♪

♪ I've been crushed ♪

♪ By tumblin' tides ♪ ♪ Time ♪

♪ My soul has been ♪

♪ Uh, psychedelicized, mama ♪

♪ My time machine has come around ♪

♪ Time ♪ ♪ Now the time has come ♪

♪ Time ♪ ♪ There are things to realize ♪

♪ Time ♪

♪ Our time has come today, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Time ♪

♪ Time has come today, yeah ♪

♪ Time ♪

♪ Time is up, ah! ♪♪

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