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Impressive.
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Paul? What?
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You're dead, man.
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Oh, not so dead I don't recognize
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a nice piece when I see one.
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Au pair?
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Housekeeper.
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Oh, I always preferred au pairs myself.
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They're temporary.
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I remember, master.
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You taught me well.
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Unfortunately, it was an au
pair that blew up my marriage.
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That's because she wasn't your au pair.
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You sneaked out, creating unnecessary risk.
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You still have much to learn, grasshopper.
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You checked out too soon, Paul.
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There was so much I wanted to ask you.
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Like, were you really
doing your chief of staff?
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Oh, yeah.
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That's what I mean about
keeping it in-house.
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You thinking of nailing Katharine?
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I can't. She's a lesbian.
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That's even hotter.
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And she's constantly on
my case for horn-dogging.
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She thinks I'm clinically addicted.
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Yeah, I used to get that. You buy it?
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That you can be addicted to sex?
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I don't know, man.
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I do know a part of the thrill is knowing
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that I'm courting
disaster... it heightens it.
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On the other hand, there's
that moment after sex
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when I think, "what the hell am I doing?
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Am I insane?"
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You know what I mean?
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Paul?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Go back to sleep.
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Okay.
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Where are my panties?
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Honor.
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Honor is the most sacred part of service.
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So when one of my former soldiers,
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Sergeant Mel Axelrod, saw that
Senator Biggs swift-boating ad,
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he wanted to be here today.
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Sergeant Axelrod.
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Thanks, Colonel Grimmel.
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I'm not, um,
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big on talking in public, but, um,
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this despicable attack on
you cannot go unanswered.
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When I think of the day
when... when the Colonel
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ran into that ravine
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and specialist Torres was
screaming, and the Colonel
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picked him up just as
that mortar round came in,
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and I saw his leg go,
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but he still dragged
Torres clear and, uh...
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, fuck me.
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That all of it?
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No, sir, he rambled on like
that for another minute,
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triggered his own PTSD,
and had to be driven home.
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How much play did it get?
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Well, local stations ran
the whole thing all night,
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and it went viral, so
it's catching on, ma'am.
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That ad has been nothing but trouble.
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I still don't understand
what the watts were thinking.
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That ad was wrong, Maddie,
but it wasn't crazy.
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Best way to slow down your opponents
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is to attack their strengths,
not their weaknesses.
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You go after a muscle, not fat.
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Where did you get that
little tidbit of wisdom?
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Karl Rove?
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Okay, I bumped into him
over at Fox the other day.
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Didn't cost us anything.
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And that is exactly what it's worth.
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You've gotta get back above the fray, G.J.
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You've gotta be that
reasonable, likable guy
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that Angie filmed on the beach.
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And people love that speech, sir.
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It got 11 million hits
and thousands of comments
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from all over the country.
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Really? All around the country?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Sea to shining sea.
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Mm.
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And the debate has been rescheduled
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to 9:00 P.M. at KSNV.
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Jillette couldn't get to Reno in time.
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No doubt a conflict with
his little magic show.
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Honestly, I'm supposed to
take this guy seriously?
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It would be a mistake not to, sir.
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He may well be effective in a debate.
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Well, I'm ready for whatever
he has up his sleeve!
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- Is there anything else, Julie?
- Uh, yes, sir.
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I'd like to request some
leave after the election.
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Uh, fine... I guess. How long?
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Uh, two months, which
means we would need to find
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an interim chief of staff.
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And it cannot... I repeat,
sir... cannot be James.
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Oh, well, what sort of leave, Julie?
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Maternity, ma'am.
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This is stunning news, Julie.
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Um, Louise, are you...
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I don't know what to say.
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Uh, who's... who's the father?
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I have no idea.
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What I do know is he's Caucasian,
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has a PhD from Harvard in microbiology,
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and rode first oar on the Oxford eights.
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First oar?
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Kat and I, we did consider adoption...
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But neither one of us
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wanted to miss out on the
whole birthing process.
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- So we went to a clinic...
- Please, no more, Julie.
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- Satan is listening.
- Now, we don't know that, dear.
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But th... this is a shock, Julie.
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I'm sorry my happy news is so
disturbing to you, Mrs. Laffer.
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Sir.
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Louise, Satan?
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Oh, Louis, I can hear
him laughing with delight.
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I can hear him.
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Yo, James.
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What's up?
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Need a second bro opinion.
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Nice. MILF screen savers.
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No, no. These are lottery contestants.
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From a "have lunch with
your senator" fund-raiser.
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Trying to find him a good match.
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What happened to the Polynesian lady?
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It's off.
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They couldn't have a
conversation that didn't end
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with her in tears about global warming.
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Well, her country is disappearing.
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Not if you're a Republican.
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It's liberal hysteria.
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What about her?
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Molly P. Andresun.
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She's from Philly, she
works for a design firm,
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gave money to the senator in 2008.
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And she's obviously made
a real effort to stay hot.
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I think you have a winner.
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Uh, so how are things
going with you and Lola?
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Great. Really great.
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Aaron, do you know what soaking is?
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You mean like in a tub?
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No.
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See, Mormons can't have intercourse
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before they get married.
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So what some couples do is
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the man inserts himself into the woman
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but then stays absolutely still.
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Motionless.
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That's soaking.
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So he just...
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marinates his junk...
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In her lady garden, exactly.
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But, if there's even the
tiniest bit of friction,
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they're both damned for all eternity.
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- Ouch.
- Exactly.
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Anyway, Lola loves soaking.
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She wants me soaking in
her every night for hours.
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So you just soak your brains out?
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Yeah, but the problem is I'm
in a constant state of arousal.
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Not now, of course.
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But most of the day.
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And jacking off is a sin too?
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Jacking off?
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Oh, you mean self-dating?
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Yeah, that's a sin too.
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Any other suggestions?
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Uh, no, that's all I got. Sorry.
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You know Charlotte's in town, right?
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- Doing her show?
- Oh, yeah.
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I'm meeting all of them tomorrow.
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Well, don't let her bait you.
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She's on the hunt for drama.
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I'll be dull as dishwater.
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What's wrong, honey bear?
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Feeling busted about that ad, Maddie.
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Shamefully busted.
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Well, you've gotta move on, darling.
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What other choice do you have?
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Well, believe it or not, I was
thinking about a public apology.
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Wouldn't kill me.
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Ever notice how often McCain apologizes?
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On and on.
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Never apologized for putting
Sarah Palin on the ticket.
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That's too big. Who'd forgive him?
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- Mm.
- Point is,
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every time he screws up,
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he makes it right,
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which got me thinking,
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if I ever want to get
back to where I need to be,
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I should probably say,
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you know...
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I'm sorry?
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Not gonna be easy.
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How about inviting Obama?
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I don't know. You invite him,
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you have to invite all
the other heads of state.
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Do we really have to do this?
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Andy, we need a list.
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- You have to help.
- Why?
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My people are barely in the wedding.
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It's a hundred of your second
cousins and their plus-ones.
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It's not my fault that you
have a teeny tiny family
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that never breeds.
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I really gotta go.
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- Bye.
- Okay.
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Ciao. I love you.
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Same.
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Oh, where'd you get that?
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- Do you like it?
- No, it looks good on you.
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Okay.
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Marta!
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Yes, Miss de Portago?
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Can you come in here for a second?
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Yes, Miss?
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Marta.
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Last week after the lockdown,
you went into the kitchen,
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and you called Andy on his cell phone.
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- I did, Miss?
- Yes, you did.
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And you were on the verge of
tears, so I thought to myself,
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"why would Andy's housekeeper
be so worried about him?"
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Senator Guzman is important
for Florida's tomorrow.
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Yes, that's what it says
on his campaign poster.
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Marta, let me ask you something.
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How long have you been
sleeping with my fiancé?
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- Miss.
- How long?
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Since Monday.
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M... Monday?
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I mean, November.
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I get them confused.
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What?
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Are you... are you
seriou... are you serious?
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Are you serious?
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Oh, my God, you are.
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Oh, my God, you are. You're s...
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Oh, my God.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, oh, my God.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill him!
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I'm gonna kill him! Oh, my God.
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I'm an idiot.
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I'm so sorry, Miss de Portago.
248
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I do not want to take your Andy.
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I know he loves you.
250
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He talks about wedding all the time.
251
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He calls it big... how you say...
252
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"cluster duck."
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She won me.
254
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Things we have to do.
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All right, buddy. Best to Jillian.
256
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Thanks.
257
00:11:50,192 --> 00:11:52,194
Really wish you wouldn't
fund-raise in the building, sir.
258
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And I really wish you
wouldn't auction me off.
259
00:11:55,063 --> 00:11:57,733
I mean, does our people's
history mean nothing to you?
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It was a lottery, not an auction.
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Where is she?
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Conference room.
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Hello.
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Senator, this is our
winner, Molly Andresun.
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- Senator Bettencourt.
- Oh, please, Robert.
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Have a seat.
267
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Are you kidding me? Pizza?
268
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Eh, how much was the lottery ticket?
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$100.
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- No way.
- Mm.
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And this is what we give you?
272
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And what's this?
273
00:12:26,394 --> 00:12:28,430
Oh, just getting some footage
for the campaign, Senator.
274
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Okay, you know what, guys?
275
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Let's let the Senator and Ms. Andresun
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have their lunch in peace,
277
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and you can come back when
they're chatting over coffee.
278
00:12:35,771 --> 00:12:39,274
- Well...
- Well...
279
00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:45,080
A few weeks ago, I encouraged a Super PAC
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to tell the truth about my
opponent, Leland Grimmel.
281
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They didn't.
282
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They told lies about his war record.
283
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,995
What's worse,
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I stood by while his good name was smeared.
285
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I was wrong.
286
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I fricked up.
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Truly.
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In my 12 years here,
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it's the most shameful thing I've ev...
290
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uh, except for voting
against the Disabled Act
291
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while Bob dole sat there in his wheelchair.
292
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,821
That was a low point.
293
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And getting Congress involved
as to whether to pull the plug
294
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on that brain-dead girl in Florida,
295
00:13:30,225 --> 00:13:32,127
I should have stayed away from that one.
296
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Oh, and...
297
00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:36,564
heck, I'd be here all day.
298
00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:39,401
The point is, I am one
sorry son of a bitch.
299
00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:41,336
I mean gun.
300
00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:44,139
Sorry about that too.
301
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Thank you.
302
00:13:49,477 --> 00:13:51,980
And you've got a cubicle
booked at the RNC for two hours
303
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,248
of fund-raising starting at 2:30.
304
00:13:53,348 --> 00:13:54,482
I'll be there.
305
00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:55,751
No, seriously, you gotta be there.
306
00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:56,952
People need to get paid out in Iowa.
307
00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:57,986
- I'll be there.
- No, really, I mean it.
308
00:13:58,086 --> 00:13:59,722
I emailed you your call sheet.
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00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:03,058
- I'm on it.
- Seriously, Andy.
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- Townsend events.
- Hey.
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It's me. I've got an hour.
312
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Are you free for... let's call it lunch?
313
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,338
- Are you kidding me?
- Nope.
314
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,740
Can't get you out of my mind,
315
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,374
your pearls bouncing on my face.
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00:14:19,474 --> 00:14:22,845
A memory I'll treasure too,
but you really do need help.
317
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,912
What do you mean?
318
00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:25,513
Your wedding gets called off,
319
00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:27,850
and your first thought is to
go boink the wedding planner?
320
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,651
Called off? What are you talking about?
321
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,253
Your fiancée called.
322
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,823
She fired me in English, then
cursed you out in Spanish.
323
00:14:34,923 --> 00:14:36,624
I think. I'm a little rusty.
324
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:38,093
Jesus. How'd she find out?
325
00:14:38,193 --> 00:14:41,196
About us? She didn't, as far as I know.
326
00:14:41,296 --> 00:14:43,131
Must have been some other
vendor on your route.
327
00:14:43,231 --> 00:14:45,433
Just retrace your steps, Andy.
328
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:46,601
You'll figure it out.
329
00:14:46,769 --> 00:14:49,237
Okay, gotta go. It's been swell.
330
00:14:56,244 --> 00:14:58,781
Hello, this is me, Marta in America.
331
00:14:58,847 --> 00:15:01,784
Please leave message.
332
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:04,286
Okay, so mama bear's in town.
333
00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:07,455
She always comes to town
when Gil John's stepped in it.
334
00:15:07,555 --> 00:15:09,825
So she'll be in fine form, no doubt.
335
00:15:09,925 --> 00:15:11,927
And you can be sure
she'll be on my case too,
336
00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:14,797
so stand by for some bonus drama.
337
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,164
Charlotte.
338
00:15:16,264 --> 00:15:18,166
- How are you, darling girl?
- Hi, mom.
339
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:20,936
I'm fine, except I'm not
Charlotte, I'm Cee Biggs,
340
00:15:21,036 --> 00:15:23,038
and I'm doing cutaways right now.
341
00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:26,809
Oh, darling. I missed you so much.
342
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,044
Okay, give me a break. Right?
343
00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:31,479
Look at you, professionally made up.
344
00:15:31,579 --> 00:15:33,215
You look like a movie star.
345
00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:35,083
Okay, usually she's all
over me about my appearance.
346
00:15:35,183 --> 00:15:36,684
Look at that. Isn't that pretty?
347
00:15:36,819 --> 00:15:38,854
Not to camera. Just try to keep it real.
348
00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:41,623
Hi, everybody. There's so many of you.
349
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,158
I'm Maddie Biggs.
350
00:15:43,258 --> 00:15:45,360
Hi, Mrs. Biggs, I'm
Connie Wyman, the producer.
351
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,995
Ah.
352
00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:49,297
We are really looking forward
to getting to know you.
353
00:15:49,397 --> 00:15:50,465
Me?
354
00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:52,935
Oh, no, not me. You want
me to be on the show?
355
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,469
- Mom.
- Exciting.
356
00:15:54,569 --> 00:15:57,205
- Why are you being like this?
- When do we start?
357
00:15:57,305 --> 00:15:59,842
- I don't even recognize you.
- What?
358
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:01,309
I just did my hair a little different.
359
00:16:03,011 --> 00:16:04,479
So, again, I'm sorry, Molly.
360
00:16:04,579 --> 00:16:08,016
Oh, really, the pizza's
not that bad, Robert.
361
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:11,519
It's not exactly Beddia's,
but it's not that bad.
362
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:13,555
Beddia? In Fishtown?
363
00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:14,923
You go there?
364
00:16:15,023 --> 00:16:16,591
I suppose you prefer Tacconelli's.
365
00:16:16,691 --> 00:16:18,193
Yes, ma'am, I do prefer
366
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,095
the best pizzeria in Philadelphia.
367
00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:22,865
Where you have to order
ahead to reserve the dough?
368
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,100
Well, it's better than
standing in line all day
369
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,169
for a limp scallion pizza.
370
00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:28,703
Limp?
371
00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,473
Are you looking for a beatdown, mister?
372
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:37,412
You would punch out a United
States senator over Joe's pie?
373
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:38,881
Wait a second, you know Joe?
374
00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:40,548
Since he was a kid.
375
00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:41,583
I was messing with you.
376
00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:44,086
A test.
377
00:16:44,186 --> 00:16:45,921
You know, I gotta... I gotta do a thing
378
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:48,056
with the Phillies tomorrow.
379
00:16:48,156 --> 00:16:52,394
Do you want to maybe go,
um, meet up at Beddia?
380
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:54,062
Wait, you...
381
00:16:54,162 --> 00:16:56,231
you're already thinking
about our next lunch.
382
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,433
Weren't you?
383
00:17:12,915 --> 00:17:14,549
Senator Guzman?
384
00:17:14,649 --> 00:17:16,151
Sorry, key wouldn't work.
385
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:18,153
Is Adriana here? She's
not answering her phone.
386
00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:21,256
Miss de Portago is indisposed, Senator.
387
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:26,761
Oh, my God. What are you doing here?
388
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:28,230
I'm sorry, Andy.
389
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:31,533
I didn't mean to cause you such trouble.
390
00:17:34,002 --> 00:17:35,637
Benny, what's going on?
391
00:17:35,737 --> 00:17:37,172
I'm leaving the city.
392
00:17:37,272 --> 00:17:38,806
I won't be problem anymore.
393
00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:40,542
Ms. Stjepanovic-Majdandzic
394
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,577
has taken a new position, Senator,
395
00:17:42,677 --> 00:17:44,947
as an au pair in Maui.
396
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,114
What?
397
00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:48,283
Her new employers have
agreed to sponsor her
398
00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:50,318
and assist her with that
green card that has proved
399
00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:52,454
so challenging for you to arrange.
400
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:53,755
I don't understand.
401
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,590
Why would Adriana do this for Marta?
402
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,692
So that when Miss de
Portago announces the end
403
00:17:57,792 --> 00:18:01,429
of her engagement, the media
will not see the third party
404
00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:02,664
entering your residence.
405
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,286
Both ladies would prefer
406
00:18:04,386 --> 00:18:07,089
to be spared the additional
emotional distress.
407
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:09,157
- Marta.
- I'm sorry, sir.
408
00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:12,560
I will miss you so far
away in beachfront home.
409
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:17,065
Adriana.
410
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:19,367
Adriana.
411
00:18:20,602 --> 00:18:22,204
Adriana.
412
00:18:23,371 --> 00:18:26,008
Security, please.
413
00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:32,114
Adios.
414
00:18:36,718 --> 00:18:39,922
And in comes Cee.
415
00:18:39,955 --> 00:18:41,189
'Sup, mom?
416
00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:46,061
Hey, Cee Biggs.
417
00:18:46,161 --> 00:18:48,130
So where do the D.C. daughters stay?
418
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,932
Is there kind of a clubhouse or...
419
00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:51,266
Okay, cut. Cut.
420
00:18:51,366 --> 00:18:54,469
Mom, don't improvise questions.
421
00:18:54,569 --> 00:18:56,204
- Sorry.
- No, it's fine.
422
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:58,106
Mrs. Biggs, you know,
scenic hasn't finished work
423
00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,942
on the house, so we're
just trying not to call
424
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:02,077
attention to the fact that
we're staying in hotels.
425
00:19:02,177 --> 00:19:04,246
Oh, okay, I get that. I've been there.
426
00:19:04,346 --> 00:19:07,950
Do you know the renovation on
our house is eight months over?
427
00:19:07,983 --> 00:19:12,120
- Eight months.
- What's up with that, mom?
428
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,489
You were too poor to help
with my Internet start-up
429
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:17,825
but have plenty of
money to build a solarium
430
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,963
and a pool house and
put on a new roof, huh?
431
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,698
No, it's not that we were too poor.
432
00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:26,601
It's just, we didn't think that
433
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:29,972
social networking for dogs...
434
00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:34,276
dog owners, but let's not
talk about my concept, mom.
435
00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:37,445
You totally said, and I quote,
436
00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:38,813
"we can't afford it."
437
00:19:38,981 --> 00:19:42,217
But you could afford marble floors, right?
438
00:19:42,317 --> 00:19:46,021
Well, we don't have to pay
for that ourselves, darling.
439
00:19:46,121 --> 00:19:49,191
Oh, then who did pay for it?
440
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,693
do we have some relative
in the construction business
441
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,228
I don't know about?
442
00:19:53,328 --> 00:19:57,399
No.
443
00:19:57,499 --> 00:19:59,067
I didn't think so.
444
00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,303
How you feeling, Senator?
445
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:03,305
- Ready to go?
- How am I feeling?
446
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:06,041
I think the question is, how's
the little mother feeling?
447
00:20:06,141 --> 00:20:08,910
No, sir, that is not the question.
448
00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:11,179
What? Is someone pregnant?
449
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,181
No.
450
00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:17,152
- Uh, well, yes.
- Congratulations.
451
00:20:17,252 --> 00:20:18,786
I'm not ready for everyone to know yet.
452
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,156
My lips are sealed.
453
00:20:21,256 --> 00:20:23,125
So that means you'll be
going on leave, right?
454
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:25,127
That sure would leave a
staff power vacuum, sir.
455
00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:26,228
Want me to step in?
456
00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:27,996
Well, we'll cross that bridge
457
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,364
when we're forced to.
458
00:20:29,464 --> 00:20:31,099
In the meantime, let's just ask God
459
00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:33,168
to keep Julie's precious
cargo out of the hands
460
00:20:33,268 --> 00:20:36,338
of a certain fallen angel.
461
00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:38,073
- Have you been hydrating?
- Well...
462
00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:39,807
- Who's the daddy?
- Nobody.
463
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,443
An anonymous donor.
464
00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:44,479
But very educated and
accomplished... this much we know.
465
00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:45,780
Mm.
466
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,982
Wouldn't be so sure.
467
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,885
- Two minutes, Senator.
- Roger that.
468
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,220
What do you mean, James?
469
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,289
I'm a donor, and I can tell you,
470
00:20:54,389 --> 00:20:56,258
they don't really do background checks.
471
00:20:56,358 --> 00:21:00,628
I told my bank that I rowed for
Oxford and had a Harvard PhD.
472
00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:05,667
It's showtime, El Capitan.
473
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,069
Mount up!
474
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,704
Hooah! Hooah!
475
00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:17,579
So, yes, I do support the
yucca mountain repository
476
00:21:17,679 --> 00:21:21,916
and the high-paying jobs
it will bring to our state.
477
00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:24,086
Handled properly, we have nothing to fear
478
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:27,989
from nuclear waste but fear itself.
479
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,092
Thank you, Senator Laffer. Mr. Jillette.
480
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,193
Thank you, John.
481
00:21:31,293 --> 00:21:32,694
Ladies and gentlemen,
482
00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:35,463
this is a section
483
00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:40,502
of an ordinary nuclear fuel rod cluster.
484
00:21:40,602 --> 00:21:42,604
Oh, don't worry, it's completely safe.
485
00:21:42,704 --> 00:21:47,008
It's a scale model from any hobby store.
486
00:21:47,109 --> 00:21:49,211
Now, what would I do to dispose
487
00:21:49,311 --> 00:21:52,347
of a spent fuel assembly like this?
488
00:21:52,447 --> 00:21:57,619
Would I bury it in one of our
beautiful Nevada mountains?
489
00:21:57,719 --> 00:22:00,688
No! I would not.
490
00:22:00,788 --> 00:22:04,959
I would turn it
491
00:22:05,127 --> 00:22:07,162
into one of these babies
492
00:22:07,262 --> 00:22:11,666
and use the proceeds
to rebuild our schools.
493
00:22:11,766 --> 00:22:13,835
That's what I would do.
494
00:22:13,935 --> 00:22:15,337
Wow.
495
00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:17,772
Senator Laffer, you have
30 seconds to respond.
496
00:22:20,175 --> 00:22:21,643
Are you kidding me?
497
00:22:21,743 --> 00:22:25,213
Okay, our next question
comes from Shelby Mellman
498
00:22:25,313 --> 00:22:28,150
of KPVK, Reno news live.
499
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,651
Senator Laffer, you have said
500
00:22:29,751 --> 00:22:32,154
that as a rich, successful entertainer,
501
00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:33,488
that Mr. Jillette would be out of touch
502
00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:35,623
with the concerns of everyday Americans.
503
00:22:35,723 --> 00:22:36,891
Do you think that's fair?
504
00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:39,161
Fair?
505
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,795
Well, Shelby,
506
00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:44,166
let's put it to the test, shall we?
507
00:22:44,199 --> 00:22:46,201
I would ask my opponent
508
00:22:46,301 --> 00:22:49,171
if he knows how much this
half-gallon of milk costs.
509
00:22:49,204 --> 00:22:50,938
Have any idea, Jillette?
510
00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:54,776
Because I do.
511
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,179
Well, Senator Laffer,
512
00:22:57,279 --> 00:23:01,616
I don't know the price of the contents
513
00:23:01,716 --> 00:23:04,386
of this carton.
514
00:23:04,486 --> 00:23:08,256
But I'd still take her home with me.
515
00:23:08,356 --> 00:23:11,859
Aww.
516
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,836
Just gotta do a quick pop,
and then we're out of here.
517
00:23:21,936 --> 00:23:23,705
Oh, no, no, that's okay.
518
00:23:23,805 --> 00:23:25,307
Totally love this show.
519
00:23:25,407 --> 00:23:27,275
Well, he is their money
guy in the late innings.
520
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:30,044
Well, that's true, but
two runs down, you think?
521
00:23:30,212 --> 00:23:32,280
Okay, so here's the current
lineup with thumbnail profiles.
522
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:34,282
- Utley's out this week.
- Oh, great.
523
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:36,218
"Ootley" is the only guy
I know anything about.
524
00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:37,819
It's Utley.
525
00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:40,222
Jonathan Papelbon is a great
signing by the Phillies.
526
00:23:40,255 --> 00:23:41,989
They really needed a terrific closer.
527
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:44,359
What's the point in paying a
guy 15 million to close games
528
00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:45,993
when you never have a ninth-inning lead?
529
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,762
What do you think the problem is?
530
00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:49,564
Well, I'll tell you what the problem is.
531
00:23:49,664 --> 00:23:51,933
We need to score, and to do
that, we need a clutch performer
532
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:55,136
who can drive in RBis the
way Ryan Howard used to do.
533
00:23:55,237 --> 00:23:57,138
- Yeah...
- Give me a break.
534
00:23:57,239 --> 00:23:58,673
Howard drove in 140 runs per season
535
00:23:58,773 --> 00:24:00,575
because he had great
players like Jayson Werth
536
00:24:00,675 --> 00:24:03,245
getting on base ahead
of him 40% of the time.
537
00:24:03,278 --> 00:24:06,881
It's 2014, and the Phillies are
building a team like it's 1994,
538
00:24:06,981 --> 00:24:10,418
still paying for RBis and saves
instead of on-base percentage.
539
00:24:10,518 --> 00:24:14,055
- We'll be right back.
- What are you doing?
540
00:24:14,155 --> 00:24:16,658
I am taking down everything you say,
541
00:24:16,758 --> 00:24:19,861
and you, young lady, are saving my ass.
542
00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,864
Hmm.
543
00:24:22,964 --> 00:24:24,599
- Maddie.
- Yes, darling.
544
00:24:24,699 --> 00:24:26,268
During the daughters taping yesterday,
545
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,869
you mentioned that we weren't paying
546
00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:30,405
for all our renovations.
547
00:24:30,505 --> 00:24:32,039
What did you mean by that?
548
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:33,441
Oh, you know, Billy's a fan,
549
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,277
so he's giving us a friend's rate.
550
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:37,779
Just how friendly is that friend's rate?
551
00:24:37,879 --> 00:24:40,282
Well, certainly nothing
more than we deserve.
552
00:24:40,382 --> 00:24:43,685
Billy has built half the
V.A. clinics in the state
553
00:24:43,785 --> 00:24:45,287
- all because of you.
- How much, Maddie?
554
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,389
I don't know.
555
00:24:47,489 --> 00:24:49,624
He said he might take off a zero.
556
00:24:49,724 --> 00:24:52,460
Take off a zero? Oh, Christ.
557
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,530
You know what that is?
That's called a kickback.
558
00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:58,433
You don't get a friend's rate
from a federal contractor.
559
00:24:58,533 --> 00:25:00,502
Well, you should.
560
00:25:00,602 --> 00:25:03,838
Besides, who's gonna know, Gil John?
561
00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:05,172
Who?
562
00:25:05,307 --> 00:25:07,208
How about the whole goddamn country?
563
00:25:07,309 --> 00:25:08,743
You looked like a frozen deer.
564
00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:10,578
You don't think that's
gonna set off alarms?
565
00:25:10,678 --> 00:25:13,315
I got trouble enough
without my wife setting me up
566
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:14,616
for criminal prosecution!
567
00:25:14,716 --> 00:25:16,851
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Calm down.
568
00:25:16,951 --> 00:25:19,487
- We'll figure something out...
- God damn it!
569
00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:21,323
Oh, my God, it's just a reality show, Gil.
570
00:25:21,423 --> 00:25:24,326
Nobody's gonna notice or even care.
571
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,328
Which reality show is that, ma'am?
572
00:25:26,361 --> 00:25:28,696
God damn it!
573
00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:30,598
I mean, Papelbon's a great closer,
574
00:25:30,698 --> 00:25:33,835
but he's being paid 15
million to protect leads
575
00:25:33,935 --> 00:25:35,337
the Phillies never have.
576
00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,504
Bad investment.
577
00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:38,340
But it wasn't just defense.
578
00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:40,141
The Phillies just couldn't buy a run.
579
00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:43,845
Right, that's why the so-called
clutch hitter's not the answer.
580
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,846
When Ryan Howard was having
those monster seasons,
581
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,748
it was 'cause Jayson
Werth and the other guys
582
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,750
were getting on base ahead of him.
583
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:54,286
I'm afraid my old friend Ed
Rendell is living in the '90s
584
00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:58,257
where teams pay big bucks for shiny RBls
585
00:25:58,425 --> 00:26:00,159
instead of on-base percentage.
586
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,061
Basic sabermetrics.
587
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,230
Sabermetrics?
588
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,832
I thought Robert knew shit about baseball.
589
00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:08,435
Senator, you make an excellent point.
590
00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:11,638
We're gonna take a break.
We'll be right back.
591
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,744
Hey.
592
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,178
Hmm.
593
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:23,182
Okay, I smell despair.
594
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:24,717
What's going on?
595
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:28,054
The goddamn reality
shows are ruining my life.
596
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,489
And I screwed the pooch.
597
00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:31,123
I wish you'd screwed the pooch.
598
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,659
Buster wouldn't have liked it,
599
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,194
but I'd still have a housekeeper.
600
00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:37,363
What? Marta's gone? Why?
601
00:26:37,464 --> 00:26:38,798
Adriana found out.
602
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:41,367
Which is crazy. I was careful.
603
00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:43,770
No, you weren't, Andy.
604
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:46,238
Not if you really think about it.
605
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:48,374
Well, that's... that's a tough break, man.
606
00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:51,243
Sorry.
607
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:52,645
Well, how'd the debate go?
608
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,647
Total nightmare, thank you.
609
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:58,384
For his finale, Jillette
pulled a pigeon out of my pants.
610
00:26:58,485 --> 00:26:59,752
Not for real, obviously.
611
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,854
But it played like it. Guy's good.
612
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:06,526
Whoa, hard to prep for something like that.
613
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,795
You know what the sad thing is?
614
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:11,964
We spend 90% of our
lives ducking shitstorms,
615
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,734
begging for money, and whoring for votes.
616
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,936
And why do we put
ourselves through all that?
617
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,939
In order to hold on to jobs
that are 90% ducking shitstorms,
618
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:22,408
begging for money, and whoring for votes.
619
00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:25,512
What's wrong with this picture?
620
00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:27,947
So what's the answer?
621
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:32,151
Resigning to spend more
time with our families?
622
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:35,021
Does sound tempting.
623
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,533
What?
624
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:55,670
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