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So America is like this awesome house party

that's been going for almost 200 years,

and it's our generation's responsibility

to keep the party going, you know?

But me and the other D.C. daughters

are totally big-tentish about it,

because millennials
are all about diversity.

We don't care whether you're rich or white

or educated or thin or too thin or rich.

You name it, we don't judge,

because we're what America looks like now.

Ugh.

So Charity's being all Debbie Downer,

because we're doing this "join
your dad at work day" thing,

and she thinks we should
be doing her father first

because he's in the
fricking majority party.

That's not what I said.

You always twist my words, bitch.

Okay, cut.

Charity, my darling, that's delicious,

but you're gonna have to keep your head up

when you talk 'cause you swallowed that.

Bitch!

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Morning, Rodney. How are the kids?

Good, good. Thanks, Senator.

Well, if it isn't Senator Civility.

You know, Peg, that was supposed to be

a private conversation.

Oops. Didn't know.

Heard from the Watts, did you?

Yes, and they heard from me.

Gil John, this is a group from
the Bismarck libertarian party

I'm showing around.

Folks, say hello to Senator Gil
John Biggs of North Carolina.

Boo!

Wow. They all know your record.

Impressive.

Enjoy your tour,

you tea-bagging whack jobs.

Everyone's waiting, Senator.

Okay, folks, welcome to
the belly of the beast,

where the sausage is made, or used to be

before we shut it down.

Who's waiting?

The crew for Real Daughters of D.C.

And don't you start cussing, Senator.

You agreed to this a week ago.

Oh, for the love... I'm busy today.

Oh, well, they're gonna love that,

'cause they want to shoot you
in action on a typical day.

On a typical day, I don't have

a goddamn reality show in my office.

Don't ever have kids, Tammy.

Oh, no, there's no chance
of that, sir. Aaron and I...

That wasn't an invitation to share, girl.

I'm not in the mood.

Read me, for Christ's
sakes. That's your job.

Sorry, just don't ever have kids,

that's all I'm saying.

Oh. Sir?

Senator. Good morning.

- Where are you going?
- I have a briefing.

Uh, no, sir, you...

What is that smell?

It's not a smell. It's a scent, Cologne.

Uh, no, sir, that's too strong for Cologne.

It's... Perfume.

Okay, I ran out of Cologne,
so I borrowed some perfume

- from my housekeeper.
- So cheap perfume.

What's the big deal about me smelling good?

For a briefing?

- 'Sup?
- 'Sup, my man? 'Sup?

Okay, let's not do that again.

Is Marta here?

Why would Marta be here? I got to go.

This isn't gonna work.

Kat, we got to get people to stop talking

about who dropped what light on whom,

and Columbus day could do that.

Andy, I understand the part
about changing the subject,

but you can't distract
people from a major scandal

with a made-up war on a
holiday no one cares about.

You can if you're good.

- What's the briefing about?
- Stop following me.

You don't need to know
everything I'm doing.

It's literally my job to follow you

and know everything you're doing.

I'm meeting with Colonel Drake.

It turns out he is also
the Pentagon's main expert

on Al-Qaeda in Central Africa,
so I asked for a briefing.

Since when you are
concerned about Al-Qaeda

in Central Africa?

I think the real question is,

why isn't everyone concerned

about Al-Qaeda in Central Africa?

- Teeth check.
- Ugh. You're fine.

Now, here we have the battle of Lake Erie.

It was commissioned in 1865.

You may have noticed that all
of the faces look the same,

and that's because the
artist only used one model

in order to cut his costs
and defraud the government.

Now, in the next room, we're gonna...

Gil John.

Charlotte, what the hell is all this?

I'm not Charlotte. I'm Cee. Cee Biggs.

That's been my brand for two years,

and this is my family.

Great. You tell your cousin Guber

to get his feet off my coffee table?

Gil John, I don't believe you've met

my executive producer, Connie Wyman?

The Connie Wyman, who created
So You Want To Be A MILF

and Pimp My Pet.

Senator, I could not be more honored.

Me either. Let's get this over with.

When am I supposed to lose it?

I'm already in the zone.

Right now, I stand in
the district of Columbia,

and so the covert war on
Columbus day is an attack

on our very seat of government.

- _
- This is a very important issue.

Yeah, this isn't gonna work.

Gentlemen.

I'll have the steak and
eggs, medium rare, over easy,

- and coffee, black.
- Very good, sir.

And, Senator, will you have
your usual banana yogurt and...

I'll have the same as the Colonel,

except I'll have the steak
completely rare, flaming red.

That'll be all, Lloyd.

Yes, sir.

So I thought we'd start

with the Central African security status

and the nonlethal aid we are funneling

into the prefecture of Ombella-M'Poko.

Uh, which prefecture, again?

- Ombella-M'Poko.
- Roger that.

And you spell that the
usual Central African way?

And this painting of the White House

being burned to the ground
inspires me every day.

Senator, could you clear the area, please?

Someone reported a gun in the building.

I'm clearing the halls as we check it out.

You mean this gun?

- It's not bad bad, Senator.
- So it's okay?

The post reprinted Senator DuPeche's

stand-up routine word for word,

and now everyone else is picking it up,

- but if we play this right, sir...
- Ah, so it is bad.

And I always thought that
being a senator's wife

was as far as I could rise.

How wrong I was.

- Is that Robert? Robert.
- Hey, Betty.

Robert, I read something
funny about you this morning,

something cute. What was it?

Don't tell me.

Sir, are you there? S...

_

Copy that.

Suspect is near one echo niner, over.

So as a Latino American,
I put this question

to my Democrat friends in the Senate.

De verdad? That's Spanish for "really?"

Do you really want to abolish Columbus Day,

our sole Hispanic holiday?

Not counting Cinco de Mayo,

which is only celebrated in bars.

Do you really want to abolish the one day

our schoolchildren get to stay at home

and not hear about
Columbus's so-called genocide?

I, uh... I yield.

I'm yielding. Thank you.

Sir...

Huh. Wonder what's happening.

Just you explaining how Central Africa

could become a hub for
bad actors like Al-Kabab.

Al-Shabaab.

I always get them confused.

Al-Kabab is a fast-food chain.

Go on.

Robert, you have to come
by and see my new office.

I kept a few of Paul's things,

like the mounted bobcat,
which I shot, by the way,

because it got in the garbage.

I may be an appointee,
but I'm a real Idaho girl.

I'm not just an empty pantsuit.

What, you can't take a few jokes?

My mother beat the black off of me?

That's the funny bit.

It was in the Post.

Robert, we were all drinking.

It just fell out of my mouth.

On account of you'd
been thinking it so long.

Why didn't you just call me a...

House slave?

Good catch. I'll work it in next time.

Ah.

We've stopped.

Oh, what's happening?

Why the red light?

Are we missing a vote?

Sir? It's Mrs. Biggs.

What is it, Maddie?

Honey bear, I know you're hating this,

but it's an opportunity to show you

hard at work for North Carolina,

to show you engaged.

Doing what, shouting at Cee Biggs?

- Ugh.
- Okay, Senator.

- This is just a day in the life.
- I got to go.

- I'll call you later.
- Oh, wait...

We're not looking for any
up-tempo dramatic beats,

just some actuality to set the scene.

Don't try too hard, Gil
John. Just act natural.

You know what'd be natural?

You calling me "dad" instead of "Gil John."

Okay. The tension is good.

I'm liking the foreshadowing.

Calling you "Gil John" is more honest

than calling you "dad."

And honesty is one of
my core brand values...

Hold on, honey.

We have to talk about
something classified real quick.

Just keep rolling. No, look away.

Go out in the hall and pull the fire alarm.

I'm impressed.

I am exercising my second amendment right

to carry a firearm for my own protection.

Right on, Peg. Take your stand.

You go, girl!

Come and take it!

Come and take it! Come and take it!

Senator, put down the gun,

or we will disarm you by force. Right?

I wish I could help you out, son,

but I'm afraid we're not
in your country of origin.

This is America.

USA!

USA! USA! USA!

What's going on? Oh. Oh.

Clear!

Code red. Shut it down.

What's going on?

- Spaz.
- No, stay put!

Close the door!

Was that gunfire?

Yes, sir. Handgun, single round.

There is a shelter-in-place alert.

A terrorist attack?

Could be anything, sir.

- Could be accidental discharge.
- My first thought.

Just hope the sounds of
battle don't trigger anything.

- Sir?
- I've been in the shit.

Didn't serve, but I
got lit up in the 'Stan.

I think I read about that.

Probably, yeah. It was widely covered.

Still hard to talk about.

You been deployed to the sandbox, Colonel?

Yes, sir, nine times.

Oh, so then you know what's it like.

I do not pose a threat.

I will not challenge you,

but I won't allow myself to be disarmed.

Senator, we don't want
this to get out of control.

Just put the gun down.

I'm going to continue about
my business as a free citizen.

Senator, we can't allow you.

Fascists. What is this, the Ukraine?

Senator, don't move!

♪ My country ♪

♪ 'Tis of thee ♪

♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪

♪ Of thee I sing ♪

♪ Land where my fathers died ♪

♪ land of the pilgrims' pride ♪

Hey, Becky. Hey, Elise.

- Hi, sir.
- Hello, Senator Guzman.

I'm Ben. This is Tomas.

What do you think is
happening out there, sir?

I have no idea.

They said to shelter in place, Senator.

In place is good, son.
Out of sight is better.

This is the Senate floor.
If there's a psycho gunman,

there's a good chance he's headed here.

This vent is our best option.

I'll go first in case there's danger.

Okay, so Hollywood's just
one damn lie after another.

What about the maintenance tunnel?

Anyone know how to get down there?

I do. The staircase is
behind the cloakroom.

Follow me.

Hey, wait for me.

This breaking news just in to us,

unconfirmed reports that
a gun, or multiple guns,

have been fired once or
perhaps many times, we are told,

in or around the United
States Capitol building

or somewhere in that vicinity.

Tammy, call security.

Tell 'em to unlock the door,
so you can go get Buster.

Me? You want me to go out there?

Dog in jeopardy. We
couldn't have scripted this.

Senator, maybe we could
just do a quick interview

about what Buster means to you...

No, no. You can't keep filming.

This could be an emergency situation.

A real-life one, not some damn TV show.

I'm not getting any bars.

I wonder what's going on.

Maybe it's terrorists.

Do you think the elevator's being hijacked?

Betty, look around you. There
are no terrorists aboard.

If you don't count Rose.

Will you give it a rest?

You're not even gonna apologize?

For what?

Your date even thought it was funny.

By the way, what's up with the date?

Andy's influence?

I was only out on a date because Eve...

Left.

Oh, Robert, honey. Eve left you?

I'm so sorry. I hadn't heard.

Robert, check the roof.

How much longer do you think it'll be?

- Are you cold, sir?
- No, no.

Well, maybe a little. The
air conditioning, you know.

No, no. Colonel, then you'll be...

It's okay.

I run a little hot.

Oh, well, then, in that case, thanks.

Lot of fruit salad here, Colonel.

Yes, sir. I guess it is a little much,

but there's not a decoration
there that I'm not proud of.

Purple Heart, I see. You
bled for your country.

I guess I could have done without that one.

May I ask how you...

Actually, sir, I'd
rather not talk about it,

if that's okay.

Oh, absolutely, sure.

There are things I
myself find hard to share,

so we're sort of in the same boat.

Yes.

No.

I understand that you're very busy,

but it's the senator's dog!

John, from where I'm standing,
we can see emergency vehicles

parked in front of the
Capitol with their lights on,

which may indicate that whatever
has happened is still happening.

Senator, I'm sorry, they're
not gonna open the door.

We have not seen officers
emerge from those vehicles yet.

Rodney? That you?

Come here, boy. Come here.

- There he is. Good boy.
- Come on.

Come on.

- Oh.
- That's my boy.

I found him in the hallway, and I thought

maybe he wanted to come home.

Oh, why are all the doors locked?

Tight on the dog. That dog is bloody gold.

Buster, there you are!
Oh, I missed you, boy!

Where have you been? What's going on here?

Oh, it's a shoot for
Real Daughters of D.C.,

my reality show.

Oh. I'm a D.C. daughter.

Yes, you are.

There was another guy, Rose.

You don't have to tell me about it, Robert.

She left me for someone in the motor trade.

Sounds like a Beatles song.

Oh, great, now I can never
enjoy the Beatles again.

From what I hear through the walls,

you only listen to opera anyway.

Opera explains life.

Maybe it explains you,
all pomposity and artifice.

I need to use the ladies' room.

Betty, I'm sure we'll be
on our way in a minute.

Why are you so hard on me, Rose?

Why are you so easy?

Eve hated D.C.,

so you didn't ask her to come down much.

So she never felt included
in your Washington life.

Truth is, Washington is
people kissing your ass.

Home is boring as sin.

You knew exactly what you
could do to fix your marriage.

You just didn't want to.

Robert, you left her years ago.

How do you know this?

How do you think I got to be single again?

Dumb luck?

- So how's Stephie, Elise?
- Who?

Stephie, that page I always see you with.

- Tall girl.
- Oh, she's fine.

How come you know all the girls' names,

but you don't know the boys'?

Uh, we'd never met before, right, guys?

Yeah, once, sir. You sent me for Vaseline.

We met when you nominated me, sir.

- You're my senator.
- Of course.

Now, these tunnels go
under the whole Capitol?

They actually go under most of the mall.

During reconstruction, members used them

to vanish before difficult votes.

Phone, where are we?

You are under the Washington
monument in Washington, D.C.

Too far. Sorry.

Restaurants near the
Washington monument include...

wonder what's taking so long.

Probably evacuating the
women and children first.

Sir...

I should have answered your question.

I was wounded in Ramadi.

Colonel Drake, you don't have to...

I was in the command seat of an MRAP,

and we got hit with an EFP,

which is an ied with a splatter charge.

Sure, splatter charge.

The blast shot molten
copper into my forearm.

Pulverized the bone,
sent a shower of splinters

into the knee of my turret gunner.

Uh, how... was he...

he came through okay.

The splinters are still there.

Calls me his blood brother.

You... you stay in touch with him?

Oh, I do.

He's my boyfriend now.

Oh.

I guess that answers
your other question, sir.

Other question?

Whether I was available.

John, the media have been flooding the zone

for a good ten minutes now,

and it appears that we have
flushed out a new development...

- Ah, Marta.
- Yes, Miss de Portago?

You don't happen to do alterations, do you?

I'm going to an event tonight and...

W... what's going on?

There's a terrorist on
Capitol Hill shooting people.

- O... okay, uh, I am being told...
- What?

That Senator Gil John Biggs is on the line

from inside the building.

Senator Biggs, are you with us?

I am, Shelby. Glad to be talking with you.

So tell us, what's the
situation like in there?

What are you seeing?

- Gil John!
- Not much.

Just trying to keep a lid on
things, keep my staff calm.

Gil John!

Hold on a second, Shelby.

Charlotte, I'm doing an interview!

Do you see what's happening?

Do you see what's happening over there?

You know what might be quite fun?

Me and you have a chat,
talk about the day's events,

I mean, you just relax, be yourself.

Who else would I be?

No, of course.

Oh, you are too perfect.

That Mormon twit is trying to
elbow her way on to our show!

- We have to kick her out now.
- Senator?

We're receiving some new information.

It appears that Senator Peg Stanchion

may be responsible for this crisis.

She was trying to make
some sort of statement

about open carry laws,

and that devolved into a
crisis with the Capitol police.

What?

Peg Stanchion is the reason
we're all in lockdown?

- You're kidding me!
- I'm not, sir.

- Any comment?
- I got to go, Shelby.

I'll talk to you later, buddy.

Cold, dead fingers! Cold, dead fingers!

Cold, dead fingers! Cold, dead fingers!

Cold, dead fingers! Cold, dead fingers!

Cold, dead fingers!

Back off! This is your final warning.

I will draw down on you.
It's my constitutional right.

For Christ's sake, Peg.

Quit pulling rights out
of your cold, dead ass.

- Hey!
- There, done.

Gil John.

That was perfect, Daddy.

Gil John!

Finally.

So... I'm sorry.

- For what?
- For the jokes, okay?

- But I did kill up there.
- Yeah, I know.

I did it. I got it open!

Where are we now?

You are on New Jersey
Avenue and southwest drive.

Oh, there, an exit door.

I'll go first. There might be cameras.

We don't mind.

Are you trained to engage with the media?

Anybody can do a TV interview. I did one.

When? After a science fair?

After I rescued a woman
swept out to sea during Sandy.

Local news.

This is the majors.
I've got this one, kids.

John, reactions to the standoff

have fallen along partisan lines,

with Democrats calling it a dangerous stunt

and Republicans comparing
it to Waco, the Alamo,

and Thermopylae, and while this building

may not look like... oh, my goodness.

I... John, I don't know if
you can see behind me, but...

It appears that Senator
Andy Guzman has emerged

from the Senate building

with what appears to
be several young pages.

I'm gonna try and get a word.

Well, thank you, Colonel.
That was very informative.

Senator, I...

uh, I should probably
be checking in my team.

I'm sure they've been worried.

May I just say, hooah, Colonel?

Hooah, sir. Good luck.

Did you rescue these young pages?

Well, "rescue" is a strong word, Shelby.

Becky, what do you think?

You should talk to Tomas.

- He really did rescue someone.
- Then again,

I don't want to take the words
out of your mouth, Shelby.

If "rescue" feels right,
I say you go with it.

Oh, excuse me one second here.

I... I've got a phone call.

- Okay? Thank you.
- My God, Marta.

How heroic does my senator look?

You know, with his...
with his hair all messed up

like that from saving those children!

You have no idea how worried I was.

You should have texted me!

Oh, no, no. I know you were busy rescuing,

but, uh, I thought you might be dead.

Oh, Andy.

Andy, I'm so relieved.

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