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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:07,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:10,375 --> 00:00:13,539 - DID YOU EXPECT THE RACE TO BE THIS TIGHT, AL? 3 00:00:14,621 --> 00:00:15,954 - YOU KNOW, BOB, I DID. 4 00:00:15,954 --> 00:00:17,244 DISLODGING A POWERFUL, 5 00:00:17,244 --> 00:00:19,034 ENTRENCHED INCUMBENT IS NEVER EASY. 6 00:00:19,326 --> 00:00:23,572 IT'S LIKE--IT'S LIKE SCRAPING A DEER TICK OFF YOUR LEG. 7 00:00:23,572 --> 00:00:26,195 THOSE SUCKERS HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE. 8 00:00:26,195 --> 00:00:29,358 SO YOU'RE COMPARING SENATOR LAFFER TO A DEER TICK? 9 00:00:29,608 --> 00:00:33,604 NO, BUT I THINK YOU JUST DID. 10 00:00:33,604 --> 00:00:37,435 EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE, BOB. 11 00:00:44,304 --> 00:00:46,843 THAT YOU, LES? -YOU COCKSUCKER. 12 00:00:46,843 --> 00:00:48,591 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IN. 13 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:49,674 - SOMETHING WRONG, LES? 14 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,547 - I KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING HER. I KNEW IT. 15 00:00:51,547 --> 00:00:52,879 I SHOULD'VE BLOWN YOUR HEAD OFF 16 00:00:52,879 --> 00:00:55,294 WHEN I FOUND YOU TWO IN THE POOL. 17 00:00:55,294 --> 00:00:57,667 - NOW LET'S TALK THIS OVER, LES. - TOO LATE, ASSHOLE. 18 00:00:57,667 --> 00:01:00,705 I'M GONNA CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND STUFF THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT. 19 00:01:00,705 --> 00:01:03,681 - REALLY? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DEATH THREAT, LES. 20 00:01:03,681 --> 00:01:05,785 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT'S A DEATH THREAT. 21 00:01:05,785 --> 00:01:07,574 I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF. 22 00:01:09,656 --> 00:01:12,070 COPY THAT. 23 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:14,860 JUST SO WE'RE ALL CLEAR ON THE... 24 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:17,524 DEATH THREAT THING. 25 00:01:59,528 --> 00:02:01,690 - SO OVERNIGHT, THREE DIFFERENT NEVADA POLLS 26 00:02:01,690 --> 00:02:03,733 HAVE AL HICKOK SURGING IN THE SENATE RACE... 27 00:02:04,565 --> 00:02:06,564 - AGAINST LOUIS LAFFER, THE INCUMBENT. 28 00:02:06,564 --> 00:02:08,354 - I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED WITH THAT NEW LINE: 29 00:02:08,354 --> 00:02:11,351 ''I'LL STAND MY GROUND IN WASHINGTON, TOO.'' 30 00:02:11,351 --> 00:02:12,808 POWERFUL MESSAGE THESE DAYS. 31 00:02:12,808 --> 00:02:14,599 - UH, GUYS, HE KILLED A MAN. 32 00:02:14,599 --> 00:02:17,846 - WELL, I MEAN, LET'S NOT BE TOO TECHNICAL, 33 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,053 BUT HE KILLED THREE MEN. - YEAH. 34 00:02:19,053 --> 00:02:21,218 - I MEAN, HE ACTUALLY KILLED THE BURGLAR... 35 00:02:21,218 --> 00:02:22,550 - YEAH. 36 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:23,840 - HE KILLED THE FRIEND IN THE HUNTING ACCIDENT. 37 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,672 - YEAH, THIS ONE FELT SKETCHIER, THOUGH, TOTALLY. 38 00:02:25,672 --> 00:02:29,626 - YEAH, EITHER WAY, LAFFER'S ACTUALLY THE ONE IN TROUBLE NOW. 39 00:02:29,626 --> 00:02:32,541 - I CANNOT CATCH A BREAK. 40 00:02:32,541 --> 00:02:33,790 JUST AS I'M PULLING AHEAD, 41 00:02:33,790 --> 00:02:37,328 HE SNIPES A GUY AT 300 YARDS ON LIVE TELEVISION. 42 00:02:37,328 --> 00:02:39,867 THAT'S JUST OUTRIGHT PANDERING. 43 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:41,491 WHY DON'T PEOPLE SEE THAT? 44 00:02:41,491 --> 00:02:43,573 - WELL, IT IS COMPELLING TV, SIR. 45 00:02:43,573 --> 00:02:46,278 PEOPLE ARE COMPARING IT TOBREAKING BAD. 46 00:02:46,278 --> 00:02:49,359 - GREAT. LIKE BEING IN THE SHIT WAS CHOPPED LIVER. 47 00:02:49,359 --> 00:02:51,856 - GOOD MORNING, SIR. - WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT? 48 00:02:51,856 --> 00:02:53,855 - THE SHOOTING IS NO LONGER TRENDING UP ON TWITTER. 49 00:02:53,855 --> 00:02:58,310 IT'S STILL THE NUMBER-ONE TOPIC, BUT IT'S LOSING ALTITUDE. 50 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:00,973 - WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY OFFICE? 51 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,556 LOOKS LIKE MARDI GRAS IN THERE. 52 00:03:02,556 --> 00:03:04,138 - THE DISGRUNTLED SHOWGIRLS, SIR. 53 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:05,803 THEY MADE AN APPOINTMENT. 54 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:07,218 WE JUST DIDN'T KNOW THEY'D SHOW UP IN COSTUME. 55 00:03:07,218 --> 00:03:10,174 - DISGRUNTLED SHOWGIRLS, HUH? 56 00:03:10,174 --> 00:03:13,629 AND THEY COME INTO MY HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THAT? 57 00:03:13,629 --> 00:03:15,710 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 58 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,748 - I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 59 00:03:22,538 --> 00:03:23,745 GOOD MORNING, TESS. 60 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,118 - GOOD MORNING, SENATOR. 61 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:27,450 - EEK. 62 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:29,562 OH, HEY, TESS, YOU WANT TO KNOW 63 00:03:29,562 --> 00:03:31,363 WHY THE SOUTH LOST THE CIVIL WAR? 64 00:03:31,363 --> 00:03:32,737 - SURE, SENATOR. 65 00:03:32,737 --> 00:03:34,278 WHY'D THE SOUTH LOSE THE CIVIL WAR? 66 00:03:34,568 --> 00:03:37,905 - AH, CAPTAIN MONTGOMERY, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND 67 00:03:37,905 --> 00:03:41,687 AS TO CONVEY MY RESPECTS TO GENERAL BEAUVILLE 68 00:03:41,687 --> 00:03:43,810 AND KINDLY REQUEST THAT HE DEPLOY 69 00:03:43,810 --> 00:03:46,475 A BRACE OF ARTILLERY PIECES ON YONDER RIDGE 70 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:49,680 SO AS TO BETTER RAKE THE ENEMY POSITION 71 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:54,593 SHOULD THE ENEMY ELECT TO ATTACK FROM THE... 72 00:03:54,593 --> 00:03:57,423 AH, NEVER MIND. HERE THEY COME. 73 00:03:59,588 --> 00:04:01,420 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE DINING ROOM TODAY? 74 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:04,084 - OH... IT'S ARIZONA DAY, SIR. 75 00:04:04,084 --> 00:04:05,875 - ARIZONA? OH! 76 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:07,748 THAT MEANS THE FOOD WILL BE ALMOST MEXICAN. 77 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,496 PLEASE BOOK ME A TABLE AT 1:00. 78 00:04:09,746 --> 00:04:11,328 - YES, SIR. WILL YOU BE DINING ALONE? 79 00:04:11,328 --> 00:04:12,660 - I WILL BE DINING ALONE, TESS, 80 00:04:12,951 --> 00:04:15,699 SINCE I FIND I'M SURPRISINGLY GOOD COMPANY LATELY. 81 00:04:15,699 --> 00:04:18,405 PROBABLY SINCE I STARTED RECOGNIZING MYSELF AGAIN. 82 00:04:18,405 --> 00:04:20,037 - YEAH, WELCOME BACK, SIR. 83 00:04:20,037 --> 00:04:21,569 I, FOR ONE, HAVE MISSED YOU. 84 00:04:21,569 --> 00:04:23,109 - YOU SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING EARLIER, GIRL. 85 00:04:23,317 --> 00:04:24,649 - YES, SIR. - OH ! 86 00:04:24,649 --> 00:04:28,812 - WE ARE AT A PERILOUS MOMENT HERE, LADIES. 87 00:04:28,812 --> 00:04:32,392 IN LAS VEGAS, SHOWGIRLS ARE ESSENTIAL WORKERS, 88 00:04:32,392 --> 00:04:34,515 ALMOST LIKE FLIGHT CONTROLLERS. 89 00:04:34,515 --> 00:04:36,513 A STRIKE WOULD CRIPPLE THE CITY 90 00:04:36,513 --> 00:04:40,219 AND SEND A FRAGILE ECONOMY SPLASHING INTO THE TOILET. 91 00:04:40,219 --> 00:04:42,383 WE CANNOT ALLOW THAT. 92 00:04:42,592 --> 00:04:44,673 ARE THOSE THINGS HARD TO BALANCE? 93 00:04:44,673 --> 00:04:47,213 - OH, VERY. THEY CAN WEIGH UP TO 22 POUNDS. 94 00:04:47,213 --> 00:04:48,545 - GOOD LORD! - MM-HMM. 95 00:04:48,545 --> 00:04:50,835 - AND YOU DO THIS ON WHAT, 3-INCH HEELS? 96 00:04:50,835 --> 00:04:51,709 - YES, SIR. 97 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:53,582 I ACTUALLY BROUGHT A COMPLETE COSTUME 98 00:04:53,582 --> 00:04:56,121 FOR YOUR OFFICE TO EXAMINE. THE BAG, HONEY. 99 00:04:56,912 --> 00:05:00,159 THIS IS WHAT WE ARE REQUIRED TO WORK IN. 100 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,283 IT'S EXCRUCIATING, SENATOR. 101 00:05:02,283 --> 00:05:03,906 PLEASE, FOR ME, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS UNDERBUST. 102 00:05:03,906 --> 00:05:05,696 THAT IS STEEL BONING. 103 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:10,192 - STEEL BONING. SO THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT. 104 00:05:10,192 --> 00:05:12,523 - DO YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO MAKE NINE COSTUME CHANGES A NIGHT 105 00:05:12,523 --> 00:05:14,355 IN UNDER THREE MINUTES A CHANGE? 106 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:17,286 AND THEN THEY FORCE US TO RE-AUDITION TWO TIMES A YEAR. 107 00:05:17,286 --> 00:05:20,641 AND THEN ANY WOMAN UNDER 5'8" IS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. 108 00:05:20,641 --> 00:05:23,222 - SO WHY ARE YOU HERE, TOMMY? 109 00:05:23,514 --> 00:05:24,887 YOU'VE GOT NO DOG IN THIS FIGHT. 110 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:26,969 I DON'T MEAN ''DOG'' IN THE SENSE OF AN UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN, 111 00:05:26,969 --> 00:05:28,342 OF COURSE. - OF COURSE. 112 00:05:28,342 --> 00:05:29,675 - I MEANT LIKE AN ACTUAL DOG FIGHT. 113 00:05:29,675 --> 00:05:30,715 - RIGHT. 114 00:05:30,715 --> 00:05:32,631 - BUT NOT LITERALLY, BECAUSE DOG FIGHTING IS ILLEGAL. 115 00:05:32,631 --> 00:05:35,670 - SENATOR, LOCAL 226 OF THE CULINARY WORKERS 116 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:39,292 WANTS TO SHOW SOLIDARITY WITH OUR DANCING SISTERS. 117 00:05:39,292 --> 00:05:42,164 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE PERFORMERS EARN PER SHOW? 118 00:05:42,414 --> 00:05:43,288 - $25? 119 00:05:43,579 --> 00:05:46,535 56.75. 120 00:05:46,535 --> 00:05:49,408 - SO, OVER TWICE WHAT SOMEONE MIGHT GUESS. 121 00:05:49,408 --> 00:05:50,490 IMPRESSIVE. 122 00:05:50,490 --> 00:05:52,363 - WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY NOT, SENATOR. 123 00:05:52,363 --> 00:05:53,695 A LOT OF US ARE ON FOOD STAMPS. 124 00:05:53,695 --> 00:05:56,317 - WHY? IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU EAT ANYTHING AT ALL. 125 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,398 - THE POINT IS, SENATOR, MY PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO WALK 126 00:06:00,398 --> 00:06:02,562 IF MANAGEMENT DOESN'T SIT DOWN WITH THE GIRLS. 127 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:06,393 AND AS YOU KNOW, SIR, IF 226 GOES OUT, 128 00:06:06,393 --> 00:06:08,557 THE CASINOS GO DARK. 129 00:06:08,557 --> 00:06:11,304 SEE HOW MUCH THE WATT BROTHERS ENJOY THAT. 130 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:14,718 - AND YOU MENTION THE WATT BROTHERS WHY? 131 00:06:14,718 --> 00:06:17,591 - BECAUSE THEY OWN YOUR ASS. DON'T THEY, SENATOR? 132 00:06:17,591 --> 00:06:21,212 - ''OWN'' IS A STRONG WORD, TOMMY. 133 00:06:21,212 --> 00:06:24,335 SO IS ''ASS.'' 134 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:28,039 MEETING'S OVER. 135 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:30,621 - SENATOR. 136 00:06:38,614 --> 00:06:40,987 - JULIE, FIND OUT IF THE WATT BROTHERS ARE STILL IN TOWN. 137 00:06:41,237 --> 00:06:43,443 - YES, SIR. 138 00:06:49,395 --> 00:06:52,143 - SENATOR GUZMAN, WHAT A SURPRISE. 139 00:06:52,143 --> 00:06:54,433 - YES. 140 00:06:54,433 --> 00:06:57,555 BUT NOT REALLY, BECAUSE I'M HERE ALL THE TIME. 141 00:06:57,555 --> 00:06:59,179 I'M JUST NOT ON YOUR SCHEDULE. 142 00:06:59,179 --> 00:07:02,468 - IS THAT ANDY? - IT IS, MS. DE PORTAGO. 143 00:07:02,468 --> 00:07:04,549 - HAVE HIM WAIT. I'M NOT READY. 144 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:09,419 - READY FOR WHAT? I'M THE ONE BEING PHOTOGRAPHED. 145 00:07:10,585 --> 00:07:12,874 VANITY FAIR. 146 00:07:12,874 --> 00:07:14,623 COVER. 147 00:07:14,623 --> 00:07:16,538 IT'S AMAZING WHAT NOT FLINCHING 148 00:07:16,538 --> 00:07:18,370 IN FRONT OF A CRASHING ARC LIGHT 149 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:20,285 WILL DO FOR YOUR CAREER. 150 00:07:20,285 --> 00:07:21,825 I OWE THAT GAFFER A LOT. 151 00:07:21,825 --> 00:07:23,407 - PERHAPS YOU'D BE MORE COMFORTABLE WAITING 152 00:07:23,615 --> 00:07:26,612 IN THE RECEPTION ROOM, SENATOR. 153 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,069 - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE, BENNY? 154 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:30,401 - SENATOR? 155 00:07:30,401 --> 00:07:33,315 - I MEAN, YOU SEEM MORE DISDAINFUL THAN USUAL, 156 00:07:33,565 --> 00:07:34,689 AND THAT'S SAYING A LOT. 157 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:36,562 - LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, SENATOR. 158 00:07:36,562 --> 00:07:39,518 THAT PHOTO YOU USED IN YOUR SPEECH THE OTHER NIGHT, 159 00:07:39,518 --> 00:07:41,891 THE ONE OF IMMIGRANTS BEING SWORN IN, 160 00:07:41,891 --> 00:07:43,472 HOW DID YOU COME BY IT? 161 00:07:43,472 --> 00:07:45,388 - IT'S ADRIANA'S. 162 00:07:45,388 --> 00:07:49,759 IT WAS JUST... IT'S RIGHT... RIGHT... 163 00:07:49,759 --> 00:07:52,007 - RIGHT HERE? 164 00:07:52,007 --> 00:07:56,378 - YEAH. IT'S... 165 00:07:56,378 --> 00:07:59,125 IT'S YOUR PICTURE? 166 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,124 - YES. 167 00:08:00,124 --> 00:08:01,790 AND THESE ARE MY PARENTS, 168 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:06,868 THE ONES YOU SAID SO CLOSELY RESEMBLED YOUR OWN. 169 00:08:06,868 --> 00:08:09,324 - THAT'S AWKWARD. 170 00:08:09,574 --> 00:08:11,697 - ALL IMMIGRANT FAMILIES HAVE THEIR OWN STORIES, 171 00:08:11,697 --> 00:08:13,779 BUT WE DON'T ALL LIE ABOUT THEM. 172 00:08:13,779 --> 00:08:15,653 WE DON'T CHANGE THEM TO MAKE A HUMBLER, 173 00:08:15,653 --> 00:08:18,525 MORE COMPELLING NARRATIVE. 174 00:08:18,858 --> 00:08:21,938 WHEN I FIRST HEARD YOU SPEAK AT THE 2008 CONVENTION, 175 00:08:21,938 --> 00:08:26,809 I SAID TO MYSELF, THAT MAN IS INAUTHENTIC. 176 00:08:26,809 --> 00:08:30,555 I HAD NO IDEA JUST HOW RIGHT I WAS. 177 00:08:34,386 --> 00:08:35,718 - I'M SENSING DRAMA OUT THERE. 178 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:37,924 WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT? 179 00:08:37,924 --> 00:08:39,215 - FAMILY. 180 00:08:39,215 --> 00:08:41,588 - OH, SWEET. 181 00:08:45,251 --> 00:08:46,541 - NEW JERSEY DAY? 182 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:49,456 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ARIZONA DAY, LLOYD. 183 00:08:49,456 --> 00:08:51,037 - THE CILANTRO DIDN'T COME IN, SIR. 184 00:08:51,037 --> 00:08:53,660 THE CHEF HAD TO IMPROVISE. 185 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:57,241 - IS SENATOR ARMISTON LUNCHING ALONE? 186 00:08:57,241 --> 00:08:59,405 - I BELIEVE SO, SIR. 187 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:01,820 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, LLOYD, 188 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:05,566 SEND HER A BOTTLE OF CHATEAU LA-DEE-DAH WITH MY COMPLIMENTS. 189 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:06,857 YOU CHOOSE THE BRAND. 190 00:09:06,857 --> 00:09:09,563 - VERY GOOD, SENATOR. 191 00:09:09,563 --> 00:09:11,644 - OKAY, WE'LL GET ALL THIS BANGED OUT, SENATOR, 192 00:09:11,644 --> 00:09:14,558 AND YOU SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO FOR THE MARKUP TOMORROW. 193 00:09:14,558 --> 00:09:17,223 - WHOA. YOU SURE, JOSH? 194 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,472 THERE'S A LOT OF CHANGES. 195 00:09:18,472 --> 00:09:20,261 - IT'LL BE A LONG NIGHT. 196 00:09:20,261 --> 00:09:22,718 - AND IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND OKAY WITH THAT? 197 00:09:22,718 --> 00:09:25,424 - OH, WE BROKE UP A WHILE BACK, SIR, 198 00:09:25,424 --> 00:09:26,839 PARTLY OVER THE LONG HOURS. 199 00:09:26,839 --> 00:09:28,671 - OH, WHAT WERE SOME OF THE OTHER ISSUES? 200 00:09:28,671 --> 00:09:31,835 - THE USUAL: NOT BUYING FOOD, SKIPPING SHOWERS, 201 00:09:31,835 --> 00:09:33,708 TEXTING DURING SEX. 202 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:35,290 GUILTY. 203 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,455 THAT'S CRAZY, HUH? 204 00:09:37,455 --> 00:09:40,702 YOU NEED TO FIND YOURSELF A LADY WHO UNDERSTANDS OUR WORLD. 205 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:43,366 - SENATOR, THE DEBATE. SHOULD I COME BACK? 206 00:09:43,366 --> 00:09:45,281 - NO, NO, NO. WE'RE GOOD HERE. 207 00:09:45,281 --> 00:09:46,613 OH, HEY. 208 00:09:46,613 --> 00:09:51,608 YOU LIKE HIKING, TENNIS? ANY OUTDOOR SPORTS? 209 00:09:51,608 --> 00:09:53,690 - WELL, NOT REALLY, SENATOR. NO TIME. 210 00:09:54,023 --> 00:09:54,523 WHY? 211 00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:57,353 - NO REASON. JUST CURIOUS. 212 00:09:57,353 --> 00:09:59,435 - OKAY. 213 00:09:59,435 --> 00:10:01,100 - THE DEBATE. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 214 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,390 - OKAY, SO YOUR NUMBERS TOOK A HIT FOR FRIENDING OBAMA, 215 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,471 SO WE CAN'T DUCK THE DEBATE ANYMORE. 216 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,553 BUT IF YOU DO A ONE-ON-ONE WITH CAPTAIN CLEM, 217 00:10:07,553 --> 00:10:08,802 HE'LL PICK UP SOME LEGITIMACY. 218 00:10:09,093 --> 00:10:09,842 - CAPTAIN CLEM. 219 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,465 - WE NEED TO GO FULL CLOWN CAR ON HIS ASS, 220 00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:13,839 LET THE WHOLE FIELD DEBATE 221 00:10:13,839 --> 00:10:15,621 SO HE GETS LOST IN THE FREAK SHOW. 222 00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:17,460 HOW DOES THAT HELP MY NUMBERS? 223 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,583 - WELL, FIRST, YOU'LL LOOK LIKE THE ONLY STATESMAN ON STAGE. 224 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:21,707 SECOND, NO MATTER HOW INSANE THE FRINGIES APPEAR, 225 00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:24,496 THEY'LL PEEL SOME VOTES AWAY, MOST LIKELY FROM CAPTAIN CLEM. 226 00:10:24,496 --> 00:10:26,286 IT'S WORTH THE RISK. 227 00:10:26,286 --> 00:10:28,410 - I'M LIKING IT. WHEN DO WE START PREP? 228 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,365 - OH, YOU WON'T NEED PREP, SIR. 229 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:34,362 YOU JUST STAND THERE AND ENJOY THE SHOW. 230 00:10:35,444 --> 00:10:38,359 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 231 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,398 WHAT IS HE UP TO, LLOYD? 232 00:10:41,398 --> 00:10:43,812 - I'LL INQUIRE, SENATOR. 233 00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:45,602 - THANK YOU. 234 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,597 - SHE THINKS YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING, SENATOR. 235 00:10:51,597 --> 00:10:54,802 - I AM UP TO SOMETHING, LLOYD. COMITY. 236 00:10:54,802 --> 00:10:58,549 - COMEDY, SIR? - COM-I-TY. 237 00:10:58,549 --> 00:11:00,381 IT MEANS ''GETTING ALONG WITH THE OTHER SIDE.'' 238 00:11:00,381 --> 00:11:02,712 COME ON, YOU CAN CHAPERONE. 239 00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:06,459 ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE, 240 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:09,373 MAY I BE GOOD ENOUGH TO JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH? 241 00:11:09,373 --> 00:11:11,787 - OH, ACTUALLY, I HAVE... 242 00:11:14,202 --> 00:11:17,491 - I'M THE CHAPERONE, SENATOR. 243 00:11:17,491 --> 00:11:20,488 - WELL, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND OPEN THAT SUCKER. 244 00:11:20,488 --> 00:11:22,569 WHAT ARE YOU HAVING, CARLY? 245 00:11:22,569 --> 00:11:24,775 - YOU'RE NOT GOING AWAY, ARE YOU? 246 00:11:24,775 --> 00:11:25,859 - NOPE. 247 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:29,855 LLOYD, DOES THAT VINO GO GOOD WITH SLOPPY JOES? 248 00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:37,848 - FUCK! 249 00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:40,137 JESUS, LOUIS, DON'T THESE THINGS EVER PAY OUT? 250 00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:41,261 - ON OCCASION. 251 00:11:41,261 --> 00:11:42,552 BUT MAY I POINT OUT TO YOU, SAUL, 252 00:11:42,552 --> 00:11:44,508 THAT YOU'RE PLAYING WITH MY QUARTERS? 253 00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:46,881 - WHAT'S YOUR VIG, LOUIS? - VIG? 254 00:11:46,881 --> 00:11:48,671 - YEAH, VIGORISH, VIGORISH. YOUR JUICE. 255 00:11:48,671 --> 00:11:50,253 HOW LOOSE ARE THE SLOTS? 256 00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:53,500 - MY SLOTS ARE... MODERATELY LOOSE. 257 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,707 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE GIRLS? 258 00:11:55,707 --> 00:11:57,039 - THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. 259 00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,162 THEY'LL NEVER WALK. THEY DON'T HAVE THE BALLS. 260 00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:01,535 - AND IF THEY DO STRIKE, WE'LL JUST FLY IN MEXICAN SCABS, 261 00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:02,867 PUT THEM IN BLOND WIGS. 262 00:12:02,867 --> 00:12:04,407 NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 263 00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:06,572 - YEAH, I THINK I WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, SAUL. 264 00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:08,446 BESIDES, THE CULINARIES 265 00:12:08,446 --> 00:12:09,819 ARE THREATENING TO GO OUT WITH THEM. 266 00:12:09,819 --> 00:12:11,526 - GREAT! WE'VE BEEN MEANING TO BREAK THAT UNION. 267 00:12:11,526 --> 00:12:12,900 IT'S ON OUR TO-DO LIST. 268 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,315 - WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT SHOWGIRLS, LOUIS? 269 00:12:15,315 --> 00:12:17,645 YOU DOING ONE OF THEM? 270 00:12:17,645 --> 00:12:19,561 - ME? 271 00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:21,475 WHY? IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING? 272 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,598 THAT I'M DOING A SHOWGIRL? 273 00:12:23,598 --> 00:12:25,431 - NOT THAT I KNOW OF. 274 00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:27,720 - BUT THEY COULD BE SAYING IT. 275 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,635 INTERESTING. 276 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,716 - YEAH! I BEAT YOU! 277 00:12:31,716 --> 00:12:33,839 I BEAT YOU! GODDAMN PIECE OF JUNK. 278 00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:34,880 GIVE IT UP, BITCH. 279 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,421 - LOOK, LOUIS, WE GET IT. 280 00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:38,627 IF YOU AVERT THE STRIKE AND KEEP THE STRIP OPEN, 281 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,374 YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG HERO, SAVING JOBS, 282 00:12:41,374 --> 00:12:44,871 HELPING THE ECONOMY AND EVEN YOUR OWN CAMPAIGN. 283 00:12:44,871 --> 00:12:49,575 BUT YOU GOT ONE PROBLEM. . WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN. 284 00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:51,782 - NOPE, WE DON'T GIVE EVEN THE TINIEST FLYING FUCK. 285 00:12:51,782 --> 00:12:55,737 - SO, YOU HELP THE UNIONS, YOU'RE DEAD TO US, LOUIS. 286 00:12:55,737 --> 00:12:59,525 WE'LL SWITCH OUR SUPPORT OVER TO THAT HOMICIDAL RANCHER. 287 00:13:01,731 --> 00:13:04,646 - HA! THE HOUSE EATS SHIT. 288 00:13:05,728 --> 00:13:08,933 - YOU KNOW, THEY GOT OFF TO A REALLY ROCKY START. 289 00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:12,430 LIKE, AFTER THE INITIAL VISIT TO THE WHITE HOUSE, 290 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:14,595 TIP WENT AROUND TELLING EVERYBODY 291 00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:16,760 HOW SHOCKINGLY DIM REAGAN WAS. 292 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,507 BUT SOMEHOW, THEY WERE ABLE TO GET PAST THAT, 293 00:13:20,507 --> 00:13:22,630 AND THEY BECAME FAST FRIENDS. 294 00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:23,670 - YEAH, THERE'S A WHOLE BOOK OUT 295 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,043 ABOUT THAT NOW BY HOWARD FINEMAN. 296 00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:27,583 - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 297 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:32,412 SO, MUCH AS I HATE TO WAKE THE CHAPERONE, 298 00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:34,410 I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD GIVE THEM 299 00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:35,202 THEIR DINING ROOM BACK. 300 00:13:35,202 --> 00:13:37,367 - YOU'RE RIGHT. LLOYD? 301 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,740 - SIR. 302 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,322 - CHECK AND A DOGGY BAG FOR SENATOR ARMISTON. 303 00:13:40,322 --> 00:13:42,653 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, GIL JOHN. 304 00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:45,276 - OH, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES. 305 00:13:45,276 --> 00:13:46,608 IN THE SPIRIT OF COMITY. 306 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:52,394 - I MUST SAY, YOU SEEM VERY COMPOSED... 307 00:13:52,394 --> 00:13:53,727 - OH. 308 00:13:53,727 --> 00:13:55,558 - GIVEN WHAT YOU MUST BE GOING THROUGH TODAY. 309 00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:57,432 - AM I GOING THROUGH SOMETHING TODAY? 310 00:13:57,682 --> 00:13:59,638 - WELL, THE VIDEO, 311 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:03,052 YOU BEATING THE SOLDIER IN AFGHANISTAN. 312 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:09,254 I-I AM AMAZED THAT YOU AREN'T MORE RATTLED BY THE UPROAR. 313 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,584 OH, DEAR. 314 00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:19,870 - SO HERE'S THE DEAL, SENATOR. 315 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:21,743 I'M NOT REALLY ABOUT TAKING PICTURES. 316 00:14:21,743 --> 00:14:23,101 - SHE'S NOT. 317 00:14:23,101 --> 00:14:24,325 THEN WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT? 318 00:14:24,325 --> 00:14:26,364 - MAPPING SOULS. 319 00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:27,488 I KNOW. 320 00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:29,361 I KNOW IT SOUNDS TOTALLY PRETENTIOUS, 321 00:14:29,361 --> 00:14:30,777 BUT TRUST ME, IT SELLS MAGAZINES. 322 00:14:30,777 --> 00:14:32,401 - IT DOES. DIRTY COMMERCE. 323 00:14:32,401 --> 00:14:33,692 THERE, SHE SAID IT. 324 00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:36,314 YOU LOVING THE FILL? TOO MUCH? TOO LITTLE? 325 00:14:36,314 --> 00:14:37,479 - TAKE IT DOWN 10%. 326 00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:40,726 - MM. SUCH A GOOD CHOICE. SO BRAVE. 327 00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:43,641 - ANYWAY, I NEED TO UNDERSTAND YOUR NARRATIVE, SENATOR. 328 00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:45,431 YOU KNOW, WHAT KIND OF A JOURNEY YOU'RE ON. 329 00:14:45,764 --> 00:14:48,511 - HE'S ON A JOURNEY TO THE WHITE HOUSE. 330 00:14:48,511 --> 00:14:50,634 - OKAY. 331 00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:53,007 IT'S A LITTLE OVER-THE-TOP, BUT I CAN WORK WITH IT. 332 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,003 - I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY NEXT MOVE IS, JULIE. 333 00:14:58,003 --> 00:15:01,250 THE WATT BROTHERS ARE JUST SUCH AWFUL HUMAN BEINGS. 334 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,624 YOU CAN'T IMAGINE. 335 00:15:02,624 --> 00:15:03,748 - OH, I CAN, SIR. 336 00:15:03,748 --> 00:15:06,828 SAUL CORNERED ME AT THE LAST CPAC DINNER. 337 00:15:06,828 --> 00:15:08,701 IT WASN'T PLEASANT. 338 00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:11,699 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM. 339 00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:12,865 I HOPE THAT STAIN CAME OUT. 340 00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:16,694 - OH, IT DID, SIR. I USED SALT, LIKE YOU SUGGESTED. 341 00:15:16,694 --> 00:15:18,485 - I WONDER IF THEY HAVE ANY REGULATORY ISSUES. 342 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,358 THEY MUST, RIGHT? WHO CHAIRS LABOR? 343 00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:21,649 OH, WAIT. THAT'S ROSIE, RIGHT? 344 00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:23,231 - YES, SIR. 345 00:15:23,231 --> 00:15:24,812 - LOUIS, GOT A MINUTE? 346 00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:26,353 - ACTUALLY, ROBERT, I... - JUST ON OUR WAY TO A MEETING. 347 00:15:26,353 --> 00:15:27,893 THOUGHT WE'D SWING BY AND SAY HELL... 348 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,517 HEY, JULIE. 349 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:30,891 YOU KNOW JOSH STEINBERG, DON'T YOU? 350 00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:32,764 COUNSEL, FOREIGN RELATIONS? 351 00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:35,470 - NO, I DON'T. - NOW THAT'S A SURPRISE. 352 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,093 I MEAN, YOU TWO HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 353 00:15:37,093 --> 00:15:39,466 - IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, JULIE. I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 354 00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:40,798 - WHY WOULD THAT BE? 355 00:15:40,798 --> 00:15:43,712 - BECAUSE YOU, JULIE, ARE A PISTOL, 356 00:15:43,712 --> 00:15:46,543 ALWAYS WORKING LONG INTO THE NIGHT, LIKE JOSH HERE. 357 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,457 WELL, SPEAKING OF WORK, WE'D BETTER GET MOVING. 358 00:15:49,457 --> 00:15:50,539 A LOT TO DO. LOUIS, TALK TO YOU SOON. 359 00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:52,462 - NICE TO MEET YOU, JULIE. 360 00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:53,995 SENATOR BETTENCOURT. 361 00:15:54,836 --> 00:15:57,250 YES? 362 00:15:57,450 --> 00:16:00,405 - YOU DO KNOW I'M GAY, RIGHT? 363 00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:02,488 - WHAT? 364 00:16:02,488 --> 00:16:05,651 - NO, NO, JULIE. I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 365 00:16:05,651 --> 00:16:07,483 THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP, LOUIS. 366 00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:10,481 - WAIT A MINUTE. YOU PLAY FOR THE OTHER SIDE? 367 00:16:10,481 --> 00:16:12,395 - MM-HMM. - YOU KNOW, I AM A BUSY MAN. 368 00:16:12,395 --> 00:16:13,728 I DID NINE INTERVIEWS HERE. 369 00:16:13,728 --> 00:16:16,101 NEXT TIME, CHECK. WOULD YOU, PLEASE? 370 00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:18,514 MY APOLOGIES, JULIE. 371 00:16:18,514 --> 00:16:20,055 BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD. 372 00:16:20,055 --> 00:16:21,637 - NO, I... 373 00:16:21,886 --> 00:16:26,299 - YOU CAN'T BE GAY. YOU'RE TOO ATTRACTIVE. 374 00:16:28,381 --> 00:16:31,545 - NO. I'M NOT FEELING THIS, SENATOR. 375 00:16:31,545 --> 00:16:33,376 - FEELING WHAT? 376 00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:35,791 - I'M PLAYING WITH THE IDEA OF HOW WE NEVER REALLY KNOW 377 00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:36,873 THE PEOPLE WHO RUN FOR PRESIDENT, 378 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:37,914 BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 379 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,496 I MEAN, IT'S THERE, BUT IT'S NOT. 380 00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:40,829 - I WAS JUST THINKING THAT. THERE, BUT NOT REALLY. 381 00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:44,616 - MAYBE IF WE GO OUTSIDE. 382 00:16:44,866 --> 00:16:47,489 MAYBE SOMETHING WITH THE LIMO. MAYBEONTHE LIMO. 383 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:48,572 - UH-OH. I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 384 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,361 GREAT DIRECTION. - NO. NO. 385 00:16:50,611 --> 00:16:52,526 IT'S TOO SIMILAR TO THE SARAH PALIN SPREAD. 386 00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:53,567 - YOU'RE RIGHT. NOT FRESH ENOUGH. 387 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,898 - OKAY, YOU KNOW, MAGGIE... 388 00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:57,729 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED, 389 00:16:57,729 --> 00:16:59,853 BUT MY SENATOR, HE'S A VERY HANDSOME MAN. 390 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:04,932 CAN'T YOU JUST DO A... I DON'T KNOW, A CLASSIC POSE? 391 00:17:04,932 --> 00:17:06,888 - ''CLASSIC''? 392 00:17:15,714 --> 00:17:19,919 TAKE THE VAN TO PARTY DEPOT. I WILL TEXT YOU A LIST. 393 00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:23,332 OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S RESET. WE'RE DOING THIS. 394 00:17:23,332 --> 00:17:24,665 - DOING WHAT? 395 00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:27,953 - I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR PICTURE. 396 00:17:29,826 --> 00:17:31,658 - ROSIE, JUST COMING TO SEE YOU. - HEY, LOUIS. 397 00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:32,740 - YOU GOT A MOMENT? 398 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,281 - OF COURSE, DARLING. WHAT'S UP? 399 00:17:34,281 --> 00:17:35,613 - I GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE WATT BROTHERS. 400 00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:36,737 - WHO DOESN'T? 401 00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:38,485 WHAT ARE THOSE TWO SCAMPS UP TO NOW? 402 00:17:38,485 --> 00:17:40,608 - THE VEGAS SHOWGIRLS ARE TRYING TO ORGANIZE. 403 00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:42,357 THE WATTS ARE THREATENING TO FIRE THEM ALL, 404 00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:43,980 WHICH WILL SHUT THE CITY DOWN. 405 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,521 YOU GOT ANYTHING GOING ON IN COMMITTEE? 406 00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:46,603 - ACTUALLY, WE DO. 407 00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:47,935 WE'RE LOOKING INTO VIOLATIONS 408 00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:50,724 OF THE FOREIGN CORRUPT PRACTICES ACT IN MACAU. 409 00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,473 THE WATTS ARE BIG PLAYERS THERE. 410 00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:54,388 BUT WE'RE JUST STARTING THE INVESTIGATION. 411 00:17:54,388 --> 00:17:55,678 HEARINGS ARE A LONG WAY OFF. 412 00:17:55,678 --> 00:17:57,801 - THINK YOU COULD SPEED THINGS UP? 413 00:17:57,801 --> 00:17:59,674 - I COULD SAY I'M CONSIDERING IT. 414 00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:01,465 - FANTASTIC. 415 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:02,797 I'LL SWING BY AND GET YOU LATER. 416 00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:04,795 WE'LL MAKE A CALL AND SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM. 417 00:18:04,795 --> 00:18:06,918 - SOUNDS LIKE A FUN LITTLE PROJECT, LOUIS. 418 00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:09,666 THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME. 419 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:12,580 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIMP? 420 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:16,534 DIDN'T YOU HAVE A LIMP THIS MORNING? 421 00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,699 - OH! 422 00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:23,820 - COACH! COACH! 423 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,361 - HOW THE HELL DID THAT GET OUT? 424 00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:27,275 - IT'S A MYSTERY, DARLING. 425 00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:28,608 - OH, WAIT, I KNOW. 426 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,272 YOU BEAT UP THAT YOUNG MAN IN FRONT OF A CROWD. 427 00:18:30,272 --> 00:18:31,896 - WELL, THERE ARE AT LEAST SIX VIDEOS OUT THERE, 428 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:35,018 SO FOLKS GET TO SEE THE PHYSICAL ABUSE FROM ALL ANGLES. 429 00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:38,432 - JESUS R. CHRIST, IT'S LIKE THE CLEMSON GAME ALL OVER. 430 00:18:38,432 --> 00:18:39,556 - ONLY WORSE. 431 00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:40,930 THERE'S NO HURRICANE TO DISTRACT EVERYONE. 432 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,803 AND THEN THERE'S THE INTERNET. - OKAY. 433 00:18:42,803 --> 00:18:44,385 OKAY, IT'S OUT THERE. 434 00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:47,674 THE QUESTION IS, WHAT DO WE DO? 435 00:18:47,674 --> 00:18:48,798 - I HAVE A RECOMMENDATION, MA'AM. 436 00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:50,379 - WHAT? - YOU MEAN ''SIR.'' 437 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,752 - YES, OF COURSE. I MEAN, SIR. 438 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:56,208 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO ON ONE OF THOSE ENTERTAINMENT SHOWS. 439 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,748 - HMM. 440 00:18:57,748 --> 00:18:59,871 - YOU CAN APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR ABHORRENT BEHAVIOR, 441 00:19:00,121 --> 00:19:03,327 AND THEN YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT IT TO HUMANIZE YOURSELF A BIT. 442 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,701 - I DON'T NEED TO HUMANIZE MYSELF. 443 00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:07,406 I'M PLENTY HUMAN. - GREAT IDEA. 444 00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:09,280 - WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SET SOMETHING UP, MRS. BIGGS? 445 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,279 - NO. - YES. 446 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,610 LET'S TRY FOR THAT FUN MORNING SHOW, 447 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:12,943 THE ONE WITH KELLY RIPA. 448 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,566 - OH, CHRIST. - OH, THAT IS A GREAT IDEA. 449 00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:17,689 HER CO-HOST, HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE, 450 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,520 AND THAT IS SOMEONE YOU CAN RELATE TO. 451 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,935 - I DON'T NEED SOMEONE TO RE... - OKAY, THAT'S SETTLED. 452 00:19:21,935 --> 00:19:24,266 TAMMY, DARLING, BOOK US ONKELLY, WOULD YOU? 453 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:27,805 WE'RE GONNA FIX THIS MESS. 454 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,760 - I AM SORRY, BUT THIS MAKES THE COVER. 455 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,591 - NO WAY THIS ISN'T A COVER SHOT. 456 00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:36,797 - HEY, ROSALYN. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 457 00:19:38,462 --> 00:19:41,668 - I THINK LIFE IS ABOUT CHOICES, ANDY. 458 00:19:41,668 --> 00:19:44,831 YOURS ARE INCOMPREHENSIBLE. 459 00:19:44,831 --> 00:19:46,455 -VENI, VIDI, VICI, BABY. 460 00:19:46,455 --> 00:19:47,787 GAUL IS DIVIDED INTO THREE PARTS. 461 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:51,492 - THAT WAS CAESAR, ANDY. CAESAR WASN'T A SENATOR. 462 00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:53,074 - SO WHAT? HE WENT THE DISTANCE. 463 00:19:53,074 --> 00:19:54,656 - THEN HE WAS STABBED TO DEATH. - EXCUSE ME. 464 00:19:54,656 --> 00:19:55,946 PEOPLE, WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE. 465 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:59,318 - CLOSED SET, PEOPLE. THANK YOU. 466 00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:05,397 - OH, CHRIST. IT'S LOUIS AGAIN. 467 00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:07,436 - FUCKING LOUIS. 468 00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:08,769 I BET HE'S ON THE SHOWGIRLS STILL. 469 00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:10,850 - HEY, LOUIS, IF THIS IS ABOUT THE SHOWGIRLS, 470 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:12,473 YOU CAN FORGET IT. 471 00:20:12,473 --> 00:20:14,596 THE UNION'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 472 00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:16,512 - DON'T BE SO SURE, SHELLY. 473 00:20:16,512 --> 00:20:18,635 YOU KNOW ABOUT SENATOR DUPECHE'S 474 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,758 CORRUPT PRACTICES PROBE, RIGHT? 475 00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:23,630 WELL, APPARENTLY, IT'S ON A FAST TRACK, 476 00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:24,920 AND YOUR MACAU OPERATION 477 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,877 SEEMS TO BE OF PARTICULAR INTEREST. 478 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:28,667 - MACAU? 479 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,874 - MACAU? WHAT ABOUT FUCKING MACAU? 480 00:20:30,874 --> 00:20:32,913 - MY BROTHER WANTS TO KNOW, WHAT ABOUT FUCKING MACAU? 481 00:20:32,913 --> 00:20:35,661 - WHAT A COINCIDENCE. SO DOES SENATOR DUPECHE. 482 00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:36,660 THAT'S WHY YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT SUBPOENAS 483 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,783 AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK TO LAS VEGAS. 484 00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:40,615 - THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! 485 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,738 - OH, HERE. I'LL LET HER CONFIRM IN PERSON. 486 00:20:43,738 --> 00:20:44,528 SHE'S ON SPEAKERPHONE. 487 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,775 - MR. WATT. ROSALYN DUPECHE HERE. 488 00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:51,564 WE ARE SO LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING YOU AND YOUR BROTHER 489 00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:54,436 COME SPEAK TO MY COMMITTEE UNDER OATH. 490 00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:56,851 - GIVE ME A BREAK, LOUIS. THAT ISN'T DUPECHE. 491 00:20:56,851 --> 00:20:58,932 THAT'S YOUR FUCKING HOUSEKEEPER. 492 00:20:58,932 --> 00:21:00,014 - ACTUALLY NOT. 493 00:21:00,014 --> 00:21:01,680 MY HOUSEKEEPER HAS A CHARMING CROATIAN ACCENT, 494 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:05,884 WHEREAS SENATOR DUPECHE... DOES NOT. 495 00:21:05,884 --> 00:21:07,674 ANYWAY, IT HARDLY MATTERS, BECAUSE EITHER WAY, 496 00:21:07,674 --> 00:21:09,006 YOU'RE GETTING SERVED. 497 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,796 - HE'S THREATENING TO PULL A SUBPOENA OUT OF DUPECHE'S ASS. 498 00:21:11,796 --> 00:21:13,544 CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS GUY? 499 00:21:13,544 --> 00:21:15,875 - I FUCKING CAN'T. - GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. 500 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,790 YOUR COARSE LANGUAGE ISN'T HELPING. 501 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:20,663 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IF YOU LET THE GIRLS ORGANIZE, 502 00:21:20,663 --> 00:21:23,910 I MIGHT USE MY INFLUENCE WITH SENATOR DUPECHE TO... 503 00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:27,574 - TO SNIFF OUT ROBBERY IN OTHER JURISDICTIONS. 504 00:21:27,574 --> 00:21:29,655 - HOLY COW! YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS? 505 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,944 I THINK I JUST HEARD THE SENATOR OFFER YOU A STAY OF EXECUTION, 506 00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:37,315 GIVING YOU LOTS OF TIME TO GET LAWYERED UP AND FIX YOUR BOOKS. 507 00:21:37,315 --> 00:21:38,605 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 508 00:21:38,605 --> 00:21:43,600 - OKAY, IT'S A DEAL. AND FUCK YOU VERY MUCH. 509 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,806 - YEAH, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, LOUIS, YOU... 510 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,719 - WOW. AMAZING, LOUIS. 511 00:21:50,719 --> 00:21:52,093 - THOSE TWO POTTY MOUTHS ARE SUPPORTERS OF YOURS? 512 00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,425 - MM. NEVADA'S A ROUGH STATE, ANDY. 513 00:21:54,425 --> 00:21:57,838 YOU SHOULD HEAR THE GUYS WHO HATE ME. 514 00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,586 - KELLY, LOSING CONTROL LIKE THAT, 515 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,335 BEATING ON ONE OF OUR YOUNG HEROES, 516 00:22:01,335 --> 00:22:02,958 IT'S JUST HARD TO EXPLAIN. 517 00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:06,872 I MEAN, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY TRIGGERS, I REALLY HAVE. 518 00:22:06,872 --> 00:22:11,742 BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, SOMETHING JUST SETS ME OFF. 519 00:22:11,742 --> 00:22:13,116 - I CAN RELATE, SENATOR. I REALLY CAN. 520 00:22:13,116 --> 00:22:14,865 BELIEVE ME. 521 00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:17,279 LIKE WHEN MY HUSBAND CRACKS HIS KNUCKLES BEFORE LOVEMAKING, 522 00:22:17,279 --> 00:22:19,069 I JUST TOTALLY BLOW A GASKET. 523 00:22:19,069 --> 00:22:20,527 HOW ABOUT YOU, MICHAEL? 524 00:22:20,527 --> 00:22:22,150 ANYTHING EVER SET YOU OFF ON THE PLAYING FIELD? 525 00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,940 YOU EVER JUST EXPLODE? 526 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,872 - NO, I CAN'T SAY I EVER HAVE. 527 00:22:25,872 --> 00:22:28,685 - GIVE ME A BREAK, DUDE. - I'M SERIOUS. 528 00:22:28,685 --> 00:22:30,018 I MEAN, THERE WERE TIMES I HAD TO PROVE A POINT, 529 00:22:30,018 --> 00:22:32,432 BUT I ALWAYS HELPED THE GUY OFF THE GROUND. 530 00:22:32,432 --> 00:22:33,765 I DON'T GET TRIGGERED LIKE THAT. 531 00:22:33,765 --> 00:22:36,762 IT'S JUST NOT IN MY DNA TO, LIKE, GO OFF. 532 00:22:36,762 --> 00:22:39,551 - SENATOR, A MOMENT AGO... LET'S JUST SWITCH GEARS... 533 00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:40,841 YOU SAID THAT YOUR BEHAVIOR 534 00:22:40,841 --> 00:22:43,089 TOWARD THAT SOLDIER IN AFGHANISTAN 535 00:22:43,089 --> 00:22:44,630 WAS UNFORGIVABLE. 536 00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:45,920 - NO, I DIDN'T. - WELL, IT WAS. 537 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,870 BUT NO WORRIES, BECAUSE HERE TO FORGIVE YOU IN PERSON, 538 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:52,748 HOME ON LEAVE, IS SERGEANT FIRST CLASS MEL AXELROD. 539 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:57,244 SERGEANT, COME ON OUT. 540 00:22:59,949 --> 00:23:02,439 - SENATOR, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 541 00:23:02,439 --> 00:23:04,487 - THANK YOU. WELCOME HOME. 542 00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:05,819 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. 543 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:09,524 - WELL, SENATOR, I BELIEVE SERGEANT AXELROD HAS SOMETHING 544 00:23:09,524 --> 00:23:12,314 VERY SPECIAL HE WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU. 545 00:23:12,314 --> 00:23:14,728 - I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY, SIR. 546 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,787 THERE'S A LOT OF RESPECT FOR YOU IN THE UNIT, 547 00:23:16,787 --> 00:23:17,975 AND WHEN THE GUYS SENT HOME THOSE VIDEOS, 548 00:23:17,975 --> 00:23:19,807 NONE OF US EVER DREAMED THEY'D BE USED AGAINST YOU. 549 00:23:20,598 --> 00:23:23,387 - WOW. I MEAN, HOW GREAT IS THAT? 550 00:23:23,387 --> 00:23:24,760 YOU BEAT UP SERGEANT AXELROD, 551 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,300 YET HE IS THE ONE APOLOGIZING TO YOU. 552 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,715 - COME ON, HOW ABOUT A HUG, GUYS? 553 00:23:29,715 --> 00:23:32,463 I SEE A HUG HAPPENING. COME ON! COME ON! 554 00:23:32,463 --> 00:23:34,086 - COME ON, GIVE HIM A HUG! 555 00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,583 - NOW, THERE'S MORE. 556 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,664 AS IF THAT WEREN'T A SPECIAL ENOUGH MOMENT, 557 00:23:39,956 --> 00:23:42,579 LET'S BRING OUT MEL'S COMMANDING OFFICER 558 00:23:42,579 --> 00:23:47,116 AND FORMER TAR HEELS STAR, COLONEL LELAND GRIMMEL. 559 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:51,612 - YEAH ! WHOO-HOO! 560 00:23:51,612 --> 00:23:53,444 - HOW YOU DOING, COLONEL? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 561 00:23:53,444 --> 00:23:54,734 - HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO, COLONEL. 562 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,482 - HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GREAT TO SEE YOU. 563 00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:59,439 - GREAT TO SEE YOU, COACH. HUH? MWAH ! 564 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,270 - AWW. - NO HARD FEELINGS. 565 00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:03,393 ' - Y'ALL CAN'T HAVE ALL THE FUN. LET ME GET SOME OF THIS. 566 00:24:04,725 --> 00:24:06,807 - AW, CAN I GET IN ON SOME OF THIS? 567 00:24:06,807 --> 00:24:09,804 HEY! HOW ABOUT SOME GETTING ME IN? 568 00:24:11,178 --> 00:24:12,760 - OH, MY GOSH ! 569 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,800 LOOK WHO IT IS, EVERYBODY. 570 00:24:15,091 --> 00:24:15,924 - SENATOR BIGGS. 571 00:24:15,924 --> 00:24:17,506 - IT IS MADDIE BIGGS. 572 00:24:17,506 --> 00:24:20,461 SENATOR BIGGS' WIFE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 573 00:24:20,461 --> 00:24:22,876 MY GOODNESS. - I'M SO PROUD OF HIM. 574 00:24:22,876 --> 00:24:24,499 I'M SO PROUD. 575 00:24:24,499 --> 00:24:27,829 - WHOO! 576 00:24:29,412 --> 00:24:30,786 - WELL, AS YOU KNOW, CRYSTAL, 577 00:24:30,786 --> 00:24:32,825 I HAD UNUSUAL ACCESS TO SENATOR LAFFER 578 00:24:33,075 --> 00:24:35,781 AS WALTER REED BUREAU CHIEF DURING HIS CONVALESCENCE, 579 00:24:36,031 --> 00:24:37,862 AND I NEVER SAW THIS SIDE OF HIM. 580 00:24:37,862 --> 00:24:39,903 - SO YOU NEVER SAW THIS SIDE OF HIM? 581 00:24:39,903 --> 00:24:40,943 - NO. 582 00:24:40,943 --> 00:24:43,025 I MEAN, I KNEW HE COULD TAKE A PUNCH. 583 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,106 HE TOOK A PRETTY GOOD SHOT FROM THE TALIBAN. 584 00:24:45,106 --> 00:24:49,020 BUT TO GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH LAS VEGAS CASINO OPERATORS, 585 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,643 THAT TAKES SOME BIG ONES. 586 00:24:50,643 --> 00:24:53,640 - SOME BIG ONES. YOU MEAN ''BALLS.'' 587 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,805 WHAT? I CAN SAY THAT NOW. 588 00:24:55,805 --> 00:24:57,928 - YES. AND IT'S BEEN A GAME-CHANGER 589 00:24:57,928 --> 00:25:00,384 IN OURRENO POST-TRIBUNE TRACKING POLL. 590 00:25:00,384 --> 00:25:01,716 WE ARE NOW PREDICTING 591 00:25:01,716 --> 00:25:04,714 THAT SENATOR LAFFER WILL DEFEAT AL HICKOK HANDILY. 592 00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:07,128 IT'S AN AMAZING COMEBACK STORY. 593 00:25:07,128 --> 00:25:10,001 - YES, IT IS, SHELBY. 594 00:25:10,001 --> 00:25:11,000 YES, IT IS. 595 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,664 - WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE AFTER THIS. 596 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:20,165 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 44266

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