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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,650 --> 00:00:07,357 - SENATOR BIGGS, HAVE YOU TALKED TO COACH MANCUSI 2 00:00:07,357 --> 00:00:09,357 ABOUT YOUR IMPOTENCE REMARK? - YES. 3 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:11,523 I EXPLAINED THAT WHEN I SAID, ''HE WAS FIRING BLANKS,'' 4 00:00:11,523 --> 00:00:13,898 IT WAS A POLITICAL METAPHOR. HE GOT IT. 5 00:00:13,898 --> 00:00:15,938 WE'RE BOTH COLLEGE GRADUATES. - QUICK QUESTION, SENATOR. 6 00:00:15,938 --> 00:00:19,480 - SIR, DIGGER MANCUSI HAS PROPOSED A FLAT TAX. 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,896 - MINE IS FLATTER AND LIGHTER. NEXT QUESTION. 8 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:25,270 - SENATOR, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MR. MANCUSI'S PROPOSAL 9 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:27,353 FOR CONCEALED CARRY AT STADIUM BARS? 10 00:00:27,353 --> 00:00:28,935 - I DON'T THINK IT GOES FAR ENOUGH. 11 00:00:28,935 --> 00:00:30,685 I'M FOR A COMPREHENSIVE CARRY, 12 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:32,976 STOP, FRISK AND STAND YOUR GROUND BILL. 13 00:00:32,976 --> 00:00:37,558 - DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT, SIR? 14 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,692 [phone beeps] 15 00:00:39,692 --> 00:00:40,932 - THIS IS ANGIE. 16 00:00:40,932 --> 00:00:42,724 - HEY, ANGIE, IT'S JASON FROM OPPO. 17 00:00:42,724 --> 00:00:45,431 YOU GOT ANYTHING FOR US? - I HAVE SOME MANGLED SYNTAX. 18 00:00:45,431 --> 00:00:47,556 BUT NOTHING THAT RISES TO THE LEVEL OF A GAFFE. 19 00:00:47,556 --> 00:00:49,430 - SHIT. AFTER THREE WEEKS? 20 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:51,847 - HE'S ACTUALLY GOT PRETTY GOOD MESSAGE DISCIPLINE. 21 00:00:51,847 --> 00:00:54,804 AND HE'S KEEPING TO DIGGER'S RIGHT ON JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. 22 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,429 - STAY WITH IT. 23 00:00:56,429 --> 00:00:59,053 HE'S GOT TO BE GETTING TIRED. 24 00:00:59,053 --> 00:01:01,887 - WHOA, HOLD ON. 25 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:06,718 - COMPLIMENTS OF MRS. BIGGS. 26 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:09,760 - WHO WAS THAT? 27 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,467 - ONE OF BIGGS'S AIDES. 28 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:15,633 SHE JUST HANDED ME TODAY'S SCHEDULE. 29 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,005 - MA'AM? - HMM? 30 00:01:30,005 --> 00:01:33,462 - MAY I ASK WHY WE'RE HELPING DIGGER'S TRACKER GIRL? 31 00:01:33,712 --> 00:01:35,795 - OH, WE'RE NOT HELPING HER. THAT'S AN OUTDATED SCHEDULE. 32 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:38,669 WITH ANY LUCK, SHE'LL SHOW UP AT A CANCELED EVENT. 33 00:01:38,669 --> 00:01:41,585 - OH, YOU ARE TERRIBLE. 34 00:01:41,585 --> 00:01:44,252 - OH, WELL. MIGHT NOT WORK. 35 00:01:44,502 --> 00:01:46,959 IF SHE'S ANY GOOD, SHE'LL DOUBLE-CHECK. 36 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:49,291 - SHE WILL. THE GAL'S SHARP. 37 00:01:49,541 --> 00:01:53,415 SHE DID VIDEO FOR THE RNC DURING THE AFGHAN TRIP. 38 00:01:53,415 --> 00:01:55,207 SHE DOESN'T MISS A THING. 39 00:01:55,207 --> 00:01:57,332 BUT WHO CARES? 40 00:01:57,332 --> 00:01:59,664 Y'ALL ARE TOO WORRIED I'M GONNA MESS UP. 41 00:01:59,664 --> 00:02:01,747 I GOT MY GROOVE BACK. RIGHT, HAKEEM? 42 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,038 - WELL, YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL, COACH. 43 00:02:04,038 --> 00:02:05,996 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING MUCH SLEEP LATELY. 44 00:02:05,996 --> 00:02:07,871 - THAT IS A GOOD POINT, HAKEEM. 45 00:02:07,871 --> 00:02:09,704 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE WHEEL? 46 00:02:09,704 --> 00:02:12,370 IT'S A LONG DRIVE TO RALEIGH. - OH, HELL, MADDIE. 47 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:15,244 DRIVING'S THE ONLY PART I ENJOY. WE GASSED UP? 48 00:02:15,244 --> 00:02:18,369 - YES, SIR, COACH. - LET'S ROLL. 49 00:02:18,369 --> 00:02:20,576 - WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT. 50 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:56,568 - HMM? - YOU KNOW, I AM KIND OF BEAT. 51 00:02:56,568 --> 00:02:58,192 SURE COULD USE A DAY OFF FROM ALL OF THIS. 52 00:02:58,484 --> 00:03:00,817 - YEAH. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT, COACH. 53 00:03:00,817 --> 00:03:02,649 - IT'S A BRUTAL WAY TO KEEP YOUR JOB. 54 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,607 I'LL TELL YOU THAT, HAKEEM. I'VE BEEN LUCKY. 55 00:03:05,607 --> 00:03:08,440 I NEVER HAD TO DO MUCH CAMPAIGNING IN THE PAST. 56 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,606 I WAS SO BIG IN NORTH CAROLINA, MY SHIT DIDN'T STINK. 57 00:03:11,606 --> 00:03:14,480 NOW IT DOES, APPARENTLY. IT'S A BIG ADJUSTMENT. 58 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,438 - YOU'RE DOING GREAT, COACH. 59 00:03:16,438 --> 00:03:18,812 I THINK WE'RE GONNA CATCH MANCUSI, HMM? 60 00:03:23,061 --> 00:03:25,728 - HAKEEM? 61 00:03:25,728 --> 00:03:28,852 HAVE YOU EVER GONE TOTALLY AWOL IN YOUR LIFE? 62 00:03:28,852 --> 00:03:31,392 - ''AWOL''? - AWAY WITHOUT LEAVE. 63 00:03:31,392 --> 00:03:34,309 JUST DISAPPEARING, SO NO ONE CAN FIND YOU. 64 00:03:34,309 --> 00:03:36,350 - DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE, COACH. 65 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,725 - WELL, GOOD. 66 00:03:38,725 --> 00:03:41,057 THIS WILL BE ANOTHER FIRST FOR YOU. 67 00:03:41,057 --> 00:03:43,640 - WHAT WILL, COACH? 68 00:03:43,889 --> 00:03:46,556 NO, NO. BAD IDEA, COACH. NO. 69 00:03:46,556 --> 00:03:48,972 - HANG ON, SON. WE'RE DROPPING OFF THE GRID. 70 00:03:49,222 --> 00:03:51,888 - * 'CAUSE I WAS BORN A REBEL 71 00:03:51,888 --> 00:03:55,554 ? YEE-HA! 72 00:04:33,628 --> 00:04:36,752 - QUIET, ISN'T IT? - YEAH, STRANGELY SO. 73 00:04:36,752 --> 00:04:38,544 WHY IS THAT? 74 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:41,376 - NO SNORING AND NO FORNICATION. 75 00:04:41,376 --> 00:04:43,875 WE USUALLY GET BOTH DURING BREAKFAST. 76 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:47,874 BUT WITH GIL JOHN OUT STUMPING AND ADRIANA DECAMPED, 77 00:04:47,874 --> 00:04:49,999 A KIND OF HUSH HAS FALLEN OVER OUR HUMBLE HOME. 78 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,707 - AND I WISH I COULD STAY HERE AND SHARE IT WITH YOU, 79 00:04:52,707 --> 00:04:54,540 BUT I GOTTA HIT THE TRAIL TODAY. 80 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,914 BIG PRO-FRACKING EVENT. GOT TO SIT DOWN WITH A FARMER. 81 00:04:56,914 --> 00:04:59,122 A COUPLE OF WELLS ON HIS PROPERTY. 82 00:04:59,122 --> 00:05:02,288 PRETTY HOT ISSUE IN PA, VERY DIVISIVE. 83 00:05:02,288 --> 00:05:03,871 - FREAKIN' FRACKIN'. 84 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,620 I GOT MY OWN VERSION OF THAT IN NEVADA. 85 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,994 NUCLEAR WASTE. I'M FOR IT. - YEAH. 86 00:05:08,994 --> 00:05:11,869 - GETS UGLY. - GENTLEMEN. 87 00:05:11,869 --> 00:05:13,493 - ANDY. - ANDY. 88 00:05:13,493 --> 00:05:15,747 - SO HOW'S THE HOUSEKEEPER SEARCH GOING, LOUIS? 89 00:05:15,747 --> 00:05:18,576 - NOT WELL. I WEEP FOR OUR DOMESTIC LABOR POOL. 90 00:05:18,576 --> 00:05:19,951 - YOU'LL FIND HER. 91 00:05:19,951 --> 00:05:21,866 NO ONE EVER SAID JOB CREATION WAS EASY. 92 00:05:21,866 --> 00:05:24,533 SO I ASSUME YOU'LL BE MOOCHING YOUR REGULAR RIDE WITH ME. 93 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,115 - YOU ASSUME CORRECTLY. 94 00:05:26,115 --> 00:05:31,114 ALTHOUGH IT'S NOT LIMO-MOOCHING, IT'S LIMO-POOLING. 95 00:05:31,114 --> 00:05:32,906 - GOOD LUCK WITH THE INTERVIEWS, MAN. 96 00:05:32,906 --> 00:05:34,613 AND REMEMBER, IF IT COMES DOWN TO A CHOICE 97 00:05:34,613 --> 00:05:37,030 BETWEEN COMPETENT AND SMOKIN' , 98 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:39,779 THAT'S NOT REALLY A CHOICE. 99 00:05:39,779 --> 00:05:42,362 - RIGHT. 100 00:05:42,612 --> 00:05:45,028 - TELL THE GOVERNOR'S PEOPLE THEY HAVE TO KEEP TO OUR SCHEDULE. 101 00:05:45,028 --> 00:05:48,152 WE WANT TO BE OUT OF THERE AND ON OUR WAY BY 3.45. 102 00:05:48,152 --> 00:05:50,235 OH, AND I NEED A DRIVER... - MRS. BIGGS... 103 00:05:50,235 --> 00:05:51,568 - JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, TAMMY. 104 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:52,859 YEAH, I NEED A DRIVER TO PICK UP... 105 00:05:52,859 --> 00:05:54,443 - MRS. BIGGS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 106 00:05:54,734 --> 00:05:56,567 - HOLD ON, TERRY. WHAT IS IT? 107 00:05:56,567 --> 00:05:58,483 - WE HAVE LOST THE CANDIDATE, MA'AM. 108 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,066 - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HOW COULD WE LOSE HIM? 109 00:06:01,066 --> 00:06:02,982 - WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS. 110 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:05,856 HE IS NOT AT THE VENUE, AND HE IS NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE. 111 00:06:05,856 --> 00:06:09,647 - WELL, CALL HAKEEM'S PHONE. - HE'S NOT PICKING UP EITHER! 112 00:06:09,647 --> 00:06:11,794 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU. 113 00:06:11,794 --> 00:06:15,271 THAT SON OF A BITCH IS DOING IT AGAIN. 114 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:18,728 - DOING WHAT, MA'AM? - HIS GODDAMN FERRIS BUELLER ROUTINE. 115 00:06:18,728 --> 00:06:21,911 HE'S GONE ROGUE. WHAT IS HE THINKING? 116 00:06:21,911 --> 00:06:23,963 HE'S NOT MISSING A BASKETBALL PRACTICE. 117 00:06:23,963 --> 00:06:25,768 HE'S STANDING UP THE FUCKING GOVERNOR. 118 00:06:25,768 --> 00:06:28,101 GOD DAMN IT! IF HE DOESN'T CARE, 119 00:06:28,101 --> 00:06:30,642 THEN WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE? 120 00:06:36,599 --> 00:06:40,223 - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT POWERING THAT PHONE BACK UP. 121 00:06:40,223 --> 00:06:44,097 THEY'LL GPS US AND SEND OUT TROOPERS TO BRING US IN. 122 00:06:44,097 --> 00:06:45,889 - WON'T YOU BE MISSED, COACH? 123 00:06:45,889 --> 00:06:48,263 WE HAVE AN EVENT WITH THE GOVERNOR. 124 00:06:48,263 --> 00:06:50,096 - OH, HELL, MCGRORY WILL BE HAPPIER THAN ME 125 00:06:50,096 --> 00:06:53,804 THE EVENT'S BEEN CANCELED. HE HATES MY GUTS. 126 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,678 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING, SON? 127 00:06:55,678 --> 00:06:57,469 - VERY MUCH, COACH. 128 00:06:57,469 --> 00:06:59,927 - RUBY SHOALS, NORTH CAROLINA. 129 00:06:59,927 --> 00:07:01,802 MY HOMETOWN... 130 00:07:01,802 --> 00:07:04,092 WHERE I SPENT SOME OF THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF MY LIFE, 131 00:07:04,092 --> 00:07:08,591 WHEN MY FATHER WASN'T BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 132 00:07:08,591 --> 00:07:10,091 - RUBY SHOALS. 133 00:07:10,091 --> 00:07:12,882 - YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT THERE, SON. 134 00:07:12,882 --> 00:07:16,798 WELL, MAYBE NOT. IT USED TO BE KIND OF RACIST. 135 00:07:16,798 --> 00:07:17,881 WE'LL SEE. 136 00:07:18,173 --> 00:07:20,880 - * AND SHE STARTS TO SCREAM 137 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,505 ? SHE SAYS, HELL YEAH - ? HELL YEAH 138 00:07:23,505 --> 00:07:27,296 ? TURN IT UP, RIGHT ON 139 00:07:27,296 --> 00:07:31,003 ? HELL YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD 140 00:07:31,003 --> 00:07:32,836 ? UH, SING THAT SONG 141 00:07:32,836 --> 00:07:35,960 - * GUITAR MAN PLAYIN' ALL NIGHT LONG.. * 142 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,544 - YOU ROUND UP ANY COSPONSORS FOR ME YET? 143 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,959 - I'M TOO EMBARRASSED TO CALL. - WHAT? 144 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:43,667 KATHERINE, GWOT-VD-2 COSTS NOBODY ANYTHING. 145 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:46,582 - EXCEPT THEIR DIGNITY. IT SOUNDS LIKE A VITAMIN SUPPLEMENT. 146 00:07:46,582 --> 00:07:48,124 IT'S HONORING ALL OUR POST-9/11 HEROES 147 00:07:48,124 --> 00:07:49,957 WITH THEIR OWN HOLIDAY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 148 00:07:49,957 --> 00:07:52,040 - WELL, THEN, RE-BRAND IT P-9/11-VD-2. 149 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,915 - YOU'RE MOCKING ME, KAT. - I'M PROTECTING YOU. 150 00:07:53,915 --> 00:07:57,164 IT'S A STINKER. 151 00:07:57,164 --> 00:07:59,871 - ADMIT IT, YOU'RE JUST HATING ON IT BECAUSE IT'S GRAYDON'S IDEA. 152 00:07:59,871 --> 00:08:02,204 - THE PROVENANCE IS NOT THE ISSUE, ANDY... 153 00:08:02,204 --> 00:08:05,120 - BUENOS DIAS, PUBLIC SERVANTS. 154 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,744 - ADRIANA. - HI. 155 00:08:07,994 --> 00:08:10,119 AND YOU MUST BE THE AMAZING KATHERINE. 156 00:08:10,119 --> 00:08:13,785 AT LEAST, THAT IS, YOU BETTER BE. 157 00:08:15,951 --> 00:08:19,117 - IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, MS. DE PORTAGO. 158 00:08:19,117 --> 00:08:21,033 - ADRIANA. 159 00:08:21,324 --> 00:08:22,866 I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE, KATHERINE, 160 00:08:22,866 --> 00:08:24,740 BECAUSE I HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS 161 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,323 FOR THOSE OF US ON TEAM ANDY. 162 00:08:26,323 --> 00:08:28,198 - AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE? 163 00:08:28,198 --> 00:08:29,947 - LAST NIGHT AT A DINNER PARTY, 164 00:08:29,947 --> 00:08:32,906 I JUST HAPPENED TO BE SEATED NEXT TO REINCE PRIEBUS, 165 00:08:32,906 --> 00:08:34,696 AND THE DISCUSSION TURNED 166 00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:37,030 TO THE PRESIDENT'S IMMIGRATION SPEECH TO CONGRESS NEXT WEEK 167 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:39,820 AND WHO SHOULD GIVE THE GOP RESPONSE, AND WE ALL AGREED, 168 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,153 IT SHOULD BE A RISING LATINO STAR IN THE SENATE. 169 00:08:42,153 --> 00:08:43,944 - YOU DID? - YES. 170 00:08:43,944 --> 00:08:46,068 - SO WE WENT OVER THE LIST OF BOTH SENATORS, 171 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,152 AND YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE ON IT WHO WASN'T INSANE. 172 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,735 - ME? 173 00:08:49,735 --> 00:08:51,859 THEY'RE NOT GIVING IT TO TED CRUZ? 174 00:08:51,859 --> 00:08:53,734 - THE FEELING IS THAT SENATOR CRUZ IS PROBABLY 175 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,816 GONNA DRIVE AWAY THE LATINO VOTE FOR THE NEXT TWO GENERATIONS. 176 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:57,858 - YES, HE WOULD! 177 00:08:57,858 --> 00:09:00,232 - WAIT, ANDY'S DOING THE RESPONSE? IS THIS DEFINITE? 178 00:09:00,232 --> 00:09:02,774 - NOTHING THAT GETS DISCUSSED AT A DINNER PARTY 179 00:09:02,774 --> 00:09:04,606 IS EVER DEFINITE, 180 00:09:04,606 --> 00:09:07,148 INCLUDING MY $20 MILLION COMMITMENT TO 2014. 181 00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:09,313 IT'S LIKE I TOLD THE CHAIRMAN... 182 00:09:09,313 --> 00:09:11,397 A GIRL DOESN'T KNOW HOW SHE'S GONNA WAKE UP FEELING IN THE MORNING. 183 00:09:13,187 --> 00:09:16,270 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA LET YOU TWO GET BACK TO WORK. 184 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:19,270 THAT IS WHAT GOES ON AROUND HERE, RIGHT? 185 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:22,727 THESE SENATE HIDEAWAYS... THEY FEEL SO CRIBBISH. UGH. 186 00:09:22,977 --> 00:09:24,268 AND I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 187 00:09:24,268 --> 00:09:27,143 - MWAH. 188 00:09:27,143 --> 00:09:29,225 - OKAY. 189 00:09:31,683 --> 00:09:35,099 - HOLY SHIT. 190 00:09:35,099 --> 00:09:37,473 - YES? - HI, I'M HELEN BINKOWSKI. 191 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:39,056 I'M HERE FOR THE HOUSEKEEPER INTERVIEW. 192 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:42,722 - YES, OF COURSE. COME ON IN. 193 00:09:42,722 --> 00:09:46,471 SO, BINKOWSKI. YOU'RE WHAT, POLISH? 194 00:09:46,471 --> 00:09:48,304 - KOREAN. - OH. 195 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:49,554 JUST GOES TO SHOW, DOESN'T IT? 196 00:09:49,803 --> 00:09:51,303 - I SUPPOSE. 197 00:09:51,303 --> 00:09:52,845 IS THAT MAN A FRIEND OF YOURS? 198 00:09:52,845 --> 00:09:54,719 - SENATOR SMITS? 199 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,719 WHY, YES, A GOOD FRIEND. 200 00:09:57,011 --> 00:09:58,676 YOU KNOW HIM? 201 00:09:58,676 --> 00:10:01,801 - HE FELT ME UP IN A LAUNDROMAT. 202 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,092 - OH. WELL. 203 00:10:04,092 --> 00:10:07,258 NO WORRIES. HE'S IN PRISON NOW. 204 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,049 COME ON IN. 205 00:10:09,049 --> 00:10:12,798 SO, HELEN, HAVE A SEAT. 206 00:10:12,798 --> 00:10:15,797 NOW, THIS IS ISN'T A TEST, PER SE. 207 00:10:15,797 --> 00:10:17,131 THERE ARE NO WRONG ANSWERS. 208 00:10:17,422 --> 00:10:19,880 I JUST WANT TO GET A SENSE OF YOUR TECHNIQUE 209 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,796 AND GENERAL RESOURCEFULNESS. 210 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:28,336 SO, HELEN, USING ANYTHING YOU SEE IN THIS ROOM, 211 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:31,836 I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW YOU WOULD RESPOND 212 00:10:31,836 --> 00:10:34,793 TO THIS... OH! 213 00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:36,418 GO, GO, GO, WOMAN. GO! 214 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:41,000 TIME IS STAIN. TIME IS STAIN. 215 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,791 HELEN, HELEN, HELEN. 216 00:10:43,791 --> 00:10:46,790 HELEN, LOOK AT ME. HELEN. 217 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:49,165 FIRST RULE OF HOUSEKEEPING... 218 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:52,289 DO NO HARM. 219 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,079 THANK YOU FOR COMING IN. 220 00:11:00,371 --> 00:11:02,245 - MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION, COACH? 221 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,120 - ASK AWAY, SON. 222 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,869 - WHY ARE YOU CAMPAIGNING IN THIS OLD TRUCK? 223 00:11:06,869 --> 00:11:09,285 YOU HAVE SUCH A NICE COMFORTABLE BUS. 224 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:12,076 - TO SHOW I'M STILL IN TOUCH WITH MY ROOTS, SON. 225 00:11:12,368 --> 00:11:14,243 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 226 00:11:14,243 --> 00:11:15,742 - AMERICANS LIKE THEIR POLITICIANS 227 00:11:15,992 --> 00:11:17,867 TO PRETEND WE'RE JUST LIKE THEM. 228 00:11:18,158 --> 00:11:19,532 WE'RE NOT, OF COURSE, 229 00:11:19,532 --> 00:11:22,241 BUT IT'S STILL IMPORTANT TO BE RELATABLE. 230 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:26,090 - NOT LIKE THAT IN NIGERIA? - OH, NO, COACH. 231 00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:28,979 OUR POLITICIANS TRAVEL IN LIMOUSINES. 232 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,030 - IN THE SOUTH, YOU'VE GOT TO GO TRUCK. 233 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:34,446 THIS BABY'S OWNED BY A FARMER OUTSIDE GREENSBORO. 234 00:11:34,446 --> 00:11:36,778 RENTS IT OUT TO ALL THE CANDIDATES. 235 00:11:36,778 --> 00:11:40,861 KEEPS IT IN GREAT CONDITION, NEVER BREAKS DOWN, SMELLS GOOD. 236 00:11:41,111 --> 00:11:45,068 EVEN COMES WITH ITS OWN GUN. 237 00:11:47,943 --> 00:11:50,109 OOH. IS IT LOADED? 238 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,400 - BEATS ME. GIVE IT A TRY. 239 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,774 - JESUS CHRIST, HAKEEM ! 240 00:11:54,774 --> 00:11:57,149 OUT THE WINDOW, OUT THE WINDOW! 241 00:11:57,149 --> 00:12:00,023 - WHAT'S UP, GRAY? - CONGRATULATIONS, MAN. 242 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:03,022 - FOR WHAT? - ARRANGING THE REBUTTAL SPOT, OF COURSE. 243 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:06,438 THAT'S JUST AN IMPRESSIVE PIECE OF DATING, MY FRIEND. 244 00:12:06,438 --> 00:12:09,771 - HOW'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT? 245 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,020 - WHY WOULDN'T I KNOW ABOUT IT? I'M INSULTED. 246 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,145 NOW, LISTEN, WE NEED TO GET YOU PREPPED. 247 00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:15,478 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE DILLY COME AROUND TOMORROW. 248 00:12:15,478 --> 00:12:17,019 I'LL SET IT UP WITH KATHERINE. 249 00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:20,227 - WHO'S DILLY AGAIN? - MY ANALYTICS GUY. 250 00:12:20,227 --> 00:12:22,892 I'VE ALREADY GOT HIM MODELING SEVERAL LINES OF ATTACK. 251 00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:24,767 AND WE NEED TO REHEARSE. 252 00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:27,433 YOU GO ALL JINDAL ON ME, I'M OFF THE TEAM. 253 00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:29,266 - DOES ANYBODY EVEN WATCH REBUTTALS? 254 00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:32,807 - NO, UNLESS YOU FUCK UP, THEN THE WHOLE WORLD SEES IT. 255 00:12:32,807 --> 00:12:34,349 STILL WORTH DOING, THOUGH. 256 00:12:34,349 --> 00:12:36,223 IT MEANS THE PARTY THINKS YOU'VE GOT HEAT. 257 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:39,056 LISTEN, I-I GOTTA HOP OFF. LATER. 258 00:12:39,056 --> 00:12:41,222 SENATOR MCCONNELL! 259 00:12:49,011 --> 00:12:51,011 - SHELLY, NORMAN. FRACKING. 260 00:12:51,011 --> 00:12:52,885 GAME-CHANGING NEW TECHNOLOGIES 261 00:12:52,885 --> 00:12:54,969 REALLY WORKED OUT WELL FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, HASN'T IT? 262 00:12:54,969 --> 00:12:58,384 - VERY WELL, SENATOR. WE GOT SERIOUS MONEY OUT OF IT. 263 00:12:58,384 --> 00:13:00,009 - KIND OF LIKE HITTING THE LOTTERY. 264 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:02,925 - WE WEREN'T USING THE BACK TEN ANYWAY, 265 00:13:02,925 --> 00:13:04,800 AND THE FRACKING DOESN'T REALLY BOTHER US. 266 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,257 - OH, REALLY? SO NO NOISE POLLUTION? 267 00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:10,715 - HAVEN'T A CLUE, REALLY. WE'RE NOT HERE VERY MUCH. 268 00:13:11,048 --> 00:13:13,340 - WE MOVED TO SAN DIEGO. 269 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:20,213 - OH. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE WATER QUALITY? 270 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:22,088 ANY COMPLAINTS FROM THE NEIGHBORS? 271 00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:25,212 - NOPE. NONE THAT WE'RE AWARE OF. 272 00:13:25,212 --> 00:13:27,252 - WELL, NOW, CRISSIE LAWLER THINKS 273 00:13:27,252 --> 00:13:29,377 THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER 274 00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:33,293 ON ACCOUNT OF THE THREE-LEGGED CALF TWINS SHE GOT LAST SPRING. 275 00:13:33,293 --> 00:13:35,875 - YEAH, YEAH, BUT THAT'S JUST TWO CALVES 276 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,250 OUT OF HOW MANY OVERALL? 277 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,124 - THREE. 278 00:13:40,124 --> 00:13:42,333 THEY HAD A LOT OF MISCARRIAGES. 279 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,123 THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY DUE TO FRACKING, NOW, IS IT? 280 00:13:46,373 --> 00:13:49,039 I MEAN, THREE-LEGGED CALVES DO HAPPEN. 281 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,372 - SENATOR, SORRY. 282 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,288 SIR, WE'VE GOT TO SWAP OUT OUR BATTERIES. JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 283 00:13:53,538 --> 00:13:58,120 - SHOULD I MENTION THE BLIND FROGS? PROBABLY NOT. 284 00:14:04,869 --> 00:14:07,035 - SOME GREAT ADVANCE WORK THERE. - SORRY, SENATOR. 285 00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:08,910 THEY LED THE LOCAL PRO-FRACKING GROUP. 286 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:10,242 WE ASSUMED THEY STILL LIVED HERE. 287 00:14:10,492 --> 00:14:12,326 - WHERE'S THE MEN'S ROOM? 288 00:14:12,326 --> 00:14:14,741 - IT'S OVER THERE. BUT PLEASE, SIR, DON'T SMOKE. 289 00:14:14,741 --> 00:14:16,325 - I'M NOT GONNA SMOKE. - THEY ASKED US NOT TO. 290 00:14:16,325 --> 00:14:19,490 - I SAID I'M NOT GONNA SMOKE. 291 00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:41,902 JESUS CHRIST! 292 00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:46,318 WHOA! HEY, WHOA! 293 00:14:48,192 --> 00:14:51,150 HOLY SHIT! FUCK! 294 00:14:52,482 --> 00:14:54,982 - FUCK! 295 00:15:02,897 --> 00:15:07,938 - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POST OFFICE? 296 00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:11,603 DAMN, EVERY TIME I COME HOME SOMETHING'S CHANGED. 297 00:15:11,603 --> 00:15:15,352 ALMOST ALWAYS FOR THE WORSE. 298 00:15:15,352 --> 00:15:17,351 SEE THAT THING OVER THERE WITH THE TURRETS? 299 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,018 USED TO BE THIS GREAT OLD BUILDING. 300 00:15:20,018 --> 00:15:22,475 I MEAN, YEAH, IT WAS ABANDONED, BUT YOU COULD CAMP IN IT. 301 00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:25,100 I USED TO GO THERE TO GET AWAY FROM MY OLD MAN, 302 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,683 ROAST WIENERS OVER A COLEMAN. 303 00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:31,515 GOOD TIMES. NOW IT'S FULL OF LAWYERS. 304 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,098 - HMM. 305 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,222 - AT LEAST CARL'S IS STILL HERE. 306 00:15:36,472 --> 00:15:38,097 CARL'S. 307 00:15:38,097 --> 00:15:41,055 COME FOR THE COMIC BOOKS, STAY FOR THE HAIRCUT. 308 00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:43,137 HAKEEM, I THINK I'M GONNA GET ME A HAIRCUT 309 00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:45,054 FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. YOU WANT A SHAVE? 310 00:15:45,054 --> 00:15:47,678 - NO, THAT'S OKAY, COACH. - IT'S ON ME. 311 00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:52,260 COME ON, I WANT MY BODY MAN LOOKING SHARP. 312 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:55,093 - HI, IS THIS PHIL? HEY, IT'S SETH. 313 00:15:55,093 --> 00:15:56,467 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 314 00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:58,406 I'M DOWN IN RUBY SHOALS CANVASSING. 315 00:15:58,406 --> 00:16:01,508 GUESS WHO JUST CRUISED INTO TOWN? 316 00:16:01,508 --> 00:16:04,965 - ROOM AWARENESS IS KEY TO THIS CHALLENGE. 317 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,299 SO I WANT YOU TO TAKE IN YOUR SURROUNDINGS. 318 00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:10,964 OKAY. NOW TELL ME A JOKE. 319 00:16:10,964 --> 00:16:14,422 - A JOKE, SIR? - A ONE-LINER, ANYTHING FUNNY. 320 00:16:14,422 --> 00:16:15,713 - OKAY, UM... 321 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,337 OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE I HEARD. 322 00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:22,586 ''THE CROWS SEEMED TO BE CALLING MY NAME, THOUGHT CAW.'' 323 00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,711 - OH, HOLY SHIT. 324 00:16:24,711 --> 00:16:26,627 - RED WINE DOWN. RED WINE DOWN. 325 00:16:26,627 --> 00:16:29,419 - HYDROGEN PEROXIDE. - THERE IS NONE. WHAT DO YOU DO? 326 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:32,084 THINK ABOUT IT? ARE YOU SURE? 327 00:16:32,084 --> 00:16:33,626 ARE YOU SURE, DESTINY? THINK ABOUT IT. 328 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,750 IT'S NOT OBVIOUS, LOOK AROUND. 329 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,207 THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 330 00:16:41,332 --> 00:16:44,581 - DESTINY, DESTINY, DESTINY. - YES, SIR? 331 00:16:44,581 --> 00:16:47,497 - WERE YOU RAISED BY WOLVES? 332 00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:49,580 I'M JUST CURIOUS. 333 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,496 - SO HOW'S CAMPAIGNING GOING, COACH? 334 00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:54,413 I HEAR YOU'RE DRIVING ROY'S OLD PICKUP. 335 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:57,328 - YEP. ALWAYS BROUGHT ME GOOD LUCK IN THE PAST. 336 00:16:57,328 --> 00:17:00,952 - WHAT'S DIGGER IN? - LATE MODEL RAM. LOOKS SHARP. 337 00:17:01,202 --> 00:17:03,577 - HEARD A LOT OF GOOD COMMENTS. - WAIT A MINUTE, CARL. 338 00:17:03,577 --> 00:17:07,326 THAT'S A $50,000 VEHICLE. FOLKS CAN RELATE TO THAT? 339 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,534 - WELL, SURE, COACH. IF THEY CAN GET THE FINANCING, 340 00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:11,700 - MOST FAMILIES CAN MANAGE. - HMM. 341 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,241 - UNLIKE THE FEDS, WHO CAN'T STICK TO A BUDGET 342 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,116 TO SAVE THEIR ASSES. 343 00:17:16,408 --> 00:17:19,157 I WORK HARD FOR MY UNEMPLOYMENT AND MY DISABILITY, 344 00:17:19,157 --> 00:17:20,989 BUT THE GOVERNMENT AIN'T GOT SHIT LEFT 345 00:17:20,989 --> 00:17:22,614 'CAUSE THEY KEEP ON GIVING IT AWAY TO ALL THE TAKERS. 346 00:17:22,614 --> 00:17:24,156 - WHO ARE THE TAKERS? 347 00:17:24,156 --> 00:17:25,530 - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU, HAKEEM. 348 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,363 - I MEAN THE DAMN IMMIGRANTS. - I'M AN IMMIGRANT. 349 00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,404 - WELL, HELL, HAKEEM, YOU'RE A BALL PLAYER. 350 00:17:29,404 --> 00:17:32,362 YOU MAKE A CONTRIBUTION. THE POINT IS, PRIORITIES. 351 00:17:32,362 --> 00:17:35,611 FOR INSTANCE, INSTEAD OF WASTING BILLIONS ON CLIMATE CONTROL, 352 00:17:35,611 --> 00:17:37,194 WHEN THEY GONNA REBUILD OUR BEACH? 353 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:39,443 THE CORPS HASN'T DREDGED SINCE AUGUST. 354 00:17:39,443 --> 00:17:41,235 - WHAT ABOUT AG SUBSIDIES? 355 00:17:41,235 --> 00:17:43,442 MY BROTHER-IN-LAW OWNS A FARM UP NEAR KIRKLAND. 356 00:17:43,442 --> 00:17:46,109 HE CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME HE GOT A COST-OF-LIVING BUMP. 357 00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:47,983 IF I WAS A FARMER TODAY, 358 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,150 I'D SAY FUCK IT, AND PUT IN A CROP. 359 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:51,732 - THAT'S HOW BAD IT'S GOTTEN. - YOU KNOW ZACH KELLER? 360 00:17:51,732 --> 00:17:53,440 - UH-HUH. - HE DID THAT. 361 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,898 - SWEAR TO GOD, HE PUT IN TOBACCO. 362 00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:58,273 - HE'S LUCKY THEY GOT ENOUGH ILLEGAL ALIENS UP THERE 363 00:17:58,273 --> 00:18:00,480 IN LEE COUNTY TO GET HIS CROP IN. 364 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,355 - OKAY, I GOTTA RUN. 365 00:18:02,355 --> 00:18:04,479 - WHAT DO I OWE YOU, CARL? - NO CHARGE, COACH. 366 00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:07,645 - NO, CARL, I BELIEVE I'D LIKE TO PAY. 367 00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:11,645 - OH. 368 00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:16,101 - WELL, THAT WAS ENLIGHTENING. 369 00:18:16,101 --> 00:18:18,809 YOU KNOW, IN SOME WAYS IT WAS BETTER BACK IN THE DAY 370 00:18:18,809 --> 00:18:20,808 WHEN THE BIGOTRY WAS OUT IN THE OPEN. 371 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,308 AT LEAST THINGS ADDED UP THEN. 372 00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:27,516 NOW, FOLKS ARE CHOKING ON THEIR OWN HYPOCRISY, 373 00:18:27,516 --> 00:18:30,223 AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. 374 00:18:31,473 --> 00:18:36,555 HAKEEM, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A COFFEE OR SOMETHING? 375 00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:38,638 - NO, COACH, WE REALLY HAVE TO GET BACK. 376 00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:42,387 - DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BE BACK ON THE BUS TONIGHT. 377 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,762 I GOT A PIECE OF MY DAY OFF LEFT, 378 00:18:44,762 --> 00:18:49,302 AND I GOT SOME FIGURING TO DO. 379 00:19:01,383 --> 00:19:04,632 - I THINK THAT MAY HAVE BEEN OUR ONE SHOT WITH THE GOVERNOR. 380 00:19:04,632 --> 00:19:06,465 - OH, I KNOW IT WAS. 381 00:19:06,715 --> 00:19:08,631 HE AND GIL JOHN HAVE NEVER REALLY GOTTEN ALONG, 382 00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:11,214 EVER SINCE GJ REFUSED TO HELP HIS NEPHEW 383 00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:12,630 GET INTO CHAPEL HILL. 384 00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:15,380 - WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? - OH. 385 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:19,379 HE WOULD HAVE HAD TO USE ONE OF HIS PRECIOUS PLAYER PICKS, 386 00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:22,253 AND YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 387 00:19:22,253 --> 00:19:26,293 OH, HE WAS OBSESSED WITH THOSE PICKS. 388 00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:30,626 HE USED TO DREAM ABOUT THEM. 389 00:19:30,626 --> 00:19:32,542 OH. 390 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:36,458 THOSE BOYS REPRESENTED THE FUTURE. 391 00:19:42,123 --> 00:19:44,498 - MA'AM? - HMM? 392 00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:47,122 - ANGIE'S ON THE MOVE. - WHAT? 393 00:19:47,122 --> 00:19:50,537 - COME ON, LET'S GO! 394 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,411 - HELLO. - HELLO. 395 00:19:57,411 --> 00:20:03,118 I HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH, UH, SENATOR LOUIS LAFFER. 396 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:06,534 LAFFER. - YEAH, COME ON IN. 397 00:20:06,742 --> 00:20:10,200 - I'M ANDY. 398 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,657 - HELLO, ANDY. VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 399 00:20:11,657 --> 00:20:13,824 - MY NAME IS MARTA. - MARTA. 400 00:20:13,824 --> 00:20:17,156 THAT'S A LOVELY NAME. DO I HEAR SOME CROATIAN THERE? 401 00:20:17,156 --> 00:20:18,906 - WHY, YES. 402 00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:22,030 - HEY, LOUIS, MARTA'S HERE. 403 00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:26,279 - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. - LISTEN, MARTA. 404 00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:29,862 SENATOR LAFFER'S GONNA TAKE YOU THROUGH A LITTLE TEST. 405 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,695 THE ANSWER IS SALT. 406 00:20:31,945 --> 00:20:33,569 - SALT. - SALT. 407 00:20:33,569 --> 00:20:37,485 OH, AND, MARTA. A LITTLE PICTURE, 408 00:20:37,485 --> 00:20:38,860 FOR YOUR APPLICATION. 409 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,775 - OH, YES. 410 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,400 - GOOD LUCK. 411 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,441 - THANK YOU. - YEAH. 412 00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:55,439 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WHO'S SHE? 413 00:20:55,439 --> 00:20:57,606 - OUR NEW HOUSEKEEPER. 414 00:20:57,606 --> 00:20:59,271 - LOUIS SIGNED OFF ON HER? 415 00:20:59,271 --> 00:21:01,605 - NOT YET, BUT HE WILL. 416 00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:04,020 HOW'S IT GOING IN FRACKERVILLE? 417 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:10,893 - NOT SO GOOD, ACTUALLY. 418 00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:12,977 I BURNED DOWN A BATHROOM. 419 00:21:12,977 --> 00:21:15,642 - OH, I BET YOU THERE'S AN AMUSING STORY THERE. 420 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,517 - AH, MAYBE. MAYBE IN TIME. 421 00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,683 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU GET OUT AHEAD OF IT. 422 00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:20,683 SHOW THAT YOU CAN LAUGH AT YOURSELF. 423 00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:22,433 YOU GO ONKIMMELRIGHT AWAY. 424 00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:23,682 - SENATOR, SORRY. 425 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:28,431 THEY HAVE TO TAKE YOU IN FOR QUESTIONING. 426 00:21:33,472 --> 00:21:36,346 - READY. - READY, SIR. 427 00:21:36,346 --> 00:21:37,936 - OKAY, WHEN I GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL, 428 00:21:37,936 --> 00:21:40,836 I WANT YOU TO... OH, MY GOODNESS! 429 00:21:39,637 --> 00:21:42,803 WHAT HAVE I DONE? RED WINE ON THE CARPET. 430 00:21:54,675 --> 00:21:56,508 - WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR VACUUM, SIR? 431 00:21:56,508 --> 00:22:00,299 - STAND DOWN, YOUNG LADY. THE TEST IS OVER. 432 00:22:00,299 --> 00:22:04,673 HOW DOES $200 FOR FOUR HOURS, TWICE A WEEK SOUND? 433 00:22:13,838 --> 00:22:17,003 OKAY, $300. 434 00:22:27,334 --> 00:22:29,459 - ANGIE, IS THAT YOU? 435 00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:32,624 - YES, SIR, SENATOR. - HOW'D YOU FIND ME, GIRL? 436 00:22:32,874 --> 00:22:34,916 - A MANCUSI VOLUNTEER SPOTTED YOU IN TOWN 437 00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:37,665 - AND CALLED IT IN. - AMAZING. 438 00:22:37,665 --> 00:22:40,081 DIGGER'S GOT EYES ON ME, EVEN IN MY OWN BACKYARD. 439 00:22:40,081 --> 00:22:42,956 - YOU WANT A BEER? - UM, SURE. THANK YOU, SIR. 440 00:22:42,956 --> 00:22:45,746 - HELP YOURSELF. 441 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:55,869 - YOU OKAY, SENATOR? - I AM. 442 00:22:55,869 --> 00:22:59,785 I'M FINE. THANKS FOR ASKING. HOW OLD ARE YOU, ANGIE? 443 00:22:59,785 --> 00:23:01,659 - 24, SIR. 444 00:23:01,659 --> 00:23:03,742 - SAME AGE AS MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER. 445 00:23:03,742 --> 00:23:07,366 SHE'S OUT IN CALIFORNIA DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT. 446 00:23:07,366 --> 00:23:09,366 - SOUNDS LIKE MY JOB. 447 00:23:09,366 --> 00:23:11,365 - HUH, YEAH. 448 00:23:11,365 --> 00:23:13,824 YEAH, YOUR JOB IS PRETTY PECULIAR. 449 00:23:13,824 --> 00:23:16,614 FOLLOWING AROUND AN OLD WINDBAG HOPING HE'LL SCREW UP. 450 00:23:16,614 --> 00:23:19,530 - I DON'T HOPE FOR THAT AT ALL, SIR. 451 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:21,905 I'M JUST PAID TO BE THERE IF IT HAPPENS. 452 00:23:21,905 --> 00:23:23,696 - AND IF IT DOES HAPPEN, 453 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:27,611 YOU GET A CHANCE TO CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY. 454 00:23:27,611 --> 00:23:31,860 - I'M NOT SURE THAT'S SOMETHING I WANT ON MY RESUME, SENATOR. 455 00:23:33,652 --> 00:23:37,318 - DON'T BE SO SURE. - SIR? 456 00:23:37,318 --> 00:23:41,692 - GET YOUR CAMERA OUT. COME ON, YOUNG LADY. 457 00:23:41,692 --> 00:23:45,357 GET THAT BAD BOY OUT. LET'S MAKE A LITTLE HISTORY. 458 00:23:53,647 --> 00:23:57,104 SO I DECIDED TO PLAY A LITTLE HOOKY TODAY. 459 00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:59,521 I CAME DOWN TO MY HOMETOWN OF RUBY SHOALS, 460 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,895 WHICH IS RIGHT ON THE SHORE. 461 00:24:00,895 --> 00:24:05,977 ANGIE, SHOW THE FOLKS WHERE WE'RE AT A BIT. 462 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:09,435 OKAY, SO IT WAS TORE UP SOME BY SANDY. 463 00:24:09,435 --> 00:24:10,768 BUT YOU GET THE GENERAL.. 464 00:24:10,768 --> 00:24:13,393 OH, GRAB A SHOT OF THOSE SEAGULLS YONDER. 465 00:24:13,393 --> 00:24:15,600 CUTE LITTLE SONS... 466 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,392 ANYWAY... 35134

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