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SO, GIL, YOU NEED TO PREPARE
A ZINGER FOR THE DEBATE.
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- WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
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YOU KNOW
WHAT A ZINGER IS, RIGHT?
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BRANDY AND CREME DE MENTHE.
I'M NOT A RUBE, ANDY.
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NOT A... NOT A STINGER,
A ZINGER.
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IT'S A COMEBACK LINE.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE,
''I SERVED WITH JACK KENNEDY,
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''I KNEW JACK KENNEDY,
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''JACK KENNEDY
FUCKED A WIFE OF MINE...
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BUT YOU, SENATOR...''
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''ARE NO JACK KENNEDY.''
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YOU GAVE ME SIX CARDS.
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OH, COME ON, GIL JOHN,
YOU GOTTA THINK PREEMPTIVELY.
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FOR INSTANCE,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
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IF DIGGER WERE TO CALL YOU OUT
FOR BEING, LIKE,
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A HOTHEAD OR A LOOSE CANNON?
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TELL HIM TO SUCK
MY CANNON-SIZED...
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OH, OH, OH, NO, NO,
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SEE, YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT
INTO HIS POINT, RIGHT?
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YOU GOTTA TAKE THE HIT,
ACCEPT IT,
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AND TURN IT AROUND
AND USE IT AGAINST HIM,
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LIKE JUJITSU.
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- RIGHT?
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SO FOR INSTANCE, YOU COULD SAY,
''WELL, I MAY BE A LOOSE CANNON,
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BUT AT LEAST
I DON'T SHOOT BLANKS.''
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GOOD ONE, ROBERT.
THE MAN HAS SIX CHILDREN.
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IT'S A POLITICAL METAPHOR,
NOT SEXUAL.
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AND YOU'LL BE THERE
TO EXPLAIN IT TO EVERYONE?
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SHOULDN'T GIL JOHN BE USING,
LIKE, BASKETBALL METAPHORS?
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LIKE ''HOT HANDS''
OR ''GETTING GOOD LOOKS''
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- OR ''TAKING IT TO THE HOLE.''
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ENOUGH WITH THE KENNEDYS.
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THAT'S ENOUGH
OF THIS ASS-CLOWNERY.
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I GOTTA GET TO BED, OR DIGGER
WILL CLEAN MY CLOCK TOMORROW.
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IF YOU THINK OF ANY MORE
STINKERS, WRITE 'EM DOWN.
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- ZONKERS.
- ZINGER.
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- WHATEVER.
- HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
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NO, HE'S FUCKED.
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SENATOR BIGGS,
DID YOU SUPPORT
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ADDING ANTI-ABORTION
RESTRICTIONS
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TO THE NORTH CAROLINA
MOTORCYCLE SAFETY BILL?
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I DID.
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THERE IS NO REASON YOU CAN'T SUPPORT
TWO CONSTITUENCIES SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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IF YOU CAN FIT BOTH THE UNBORN
AND BIKERS UNDER THE SAME BILL,
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THEN WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
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SO ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE UNBORN
SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO WEAR HELMETS?
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- HUH?
- ROBERT!
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WHAT? I'M JUST TRYING
TO KEEP IT LIGHT. HE'S TENSE.
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WELL, I WANT HIM TENSE.
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THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL.
THERE'S ONLY ONE DEBATE.
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- MADDIE...
- IF GIL BLOWS IT,
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THIS TIME NEXT YEAR HE'LL BE
SELLING REVERSE MORTGAGES.
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MADDIE, CAN'T YOU SEE THE
MAN'S BRAIN'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE?
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HE'S NOT USED TO ALL THIS.
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YOU BOTH KNOW
I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT?
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- SENATOR BIGGS...
- QUICK QUESTION, SENATOR.
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MAY WE ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS?
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A MOMENT, SIR?
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WHAT?
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TURNS OUT THERE'S BEEN
SOME SORT OF MISCOMMUNICATION.
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UM, UH...
IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A DEBATE.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HOW COULD IT NOT BE A DEBATE?
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IT'S A TOWN HALL.
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- A TOWN HALL?
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YOU MEAN WHERE
A BUNCH OF YAHOOS CAN ASK
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ANY RANDOM, DUMBASS QUESTIONS
THEY WANT?
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OH, SENATOR,
WELL, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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THE, UM, YAHOOS
ARE HAND-PICKED,
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AND THE DUMBASS QUESTIONS
ARE SCREENED.
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WELL, THERE'S YOUR
QUALITY CONTROL RIGHT THERE.
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YOU STILL GOT THIS, BIG GUY.
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NOW, A TOWN HALL IS NOT
A DEBATE, IT'S A PERFORMANCE.
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IT'S ONE HALF SEDUCTION,
ONE HALF MISDIRECTION,
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- AND ONE HALF CONFRONTATION.
- THAT'S THREE HALVES.
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YOU CAN'T HAVE
THREE HALVES OF A WHOLE.
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THIS FROM A MAN WHO'S ALWAYS
PRIDED HIMSELF ON GIVING 110%.
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IT WAS A CUSHION.
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YOU PUT OUT 100% ON THE COURT,
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IT LEAVES YOU 10%
TO TAKE A SHOWER.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, LISTEN UP,
GIL, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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THE TOWN HALL IS
ALL ABOUT SITUATIONAL AWARENESS.
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IT'S KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE
AND WHERE YOUR OPPONENT IS
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AT ALL TIMES.
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SO WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN,
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I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN
INTO THE PAINT,
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YOU MAKE CONTACT
WITH THE CROWD,
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THEN YOU GO BACK OUT,
AND YOU SET A PICK.
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THAT'S NEUTRAL SPACE.
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NOW, WHEN IT'S DIGGER'S TURN,
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HOLD YOUR GROUND,
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FORCING HIM TO EITHER
BREAK LEFT OR BREAK RIGHT.
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AND WHEN HE MAKES HIS MOVE,
YOU SUBTLY SHIFT,
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GIVING YOURSELF A 50/50 CHANCE
OF MAKING CONTACT.
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AND WITH ANY LUCK, HE GOES DOWN,
AND IF HE DOES, GIL,
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SHOW CONCERN,
THEN GENTLY HELP HIM UP.
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- PLAY IT CLASSY.
- PLAY IT CLASSY.
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AND REMEMBER, CAMERAS ARE
ALWAYS ON, SO HOLD THAT SMILE.
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NEVER LOOK AT YOUR WATCH,
AND NEVER SCRATCH YOUR BALLS.
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- PLAY IT CLASSY.
- PLAY IT CLASSY.
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NOW, YOU CAN DO THIS, GIL.
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NOW, YOU NEED
A LITTLE ME TIME?
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A LITTLE TIME
TO GET IN THE ZONE?
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I APPRECIATE THAT,
ROBERT, THANK YOU.
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SO ARE YOU MORMON, JAMES?
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NO.
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WELL, YES, BUT NOT REALLY.
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MORMONS AREN'T USUALLY
THAT AMBIVALENT.
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I KNOW,
I STRUGGLE WITH IT,
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WHICH IS
WHY I DON'T CALL MYSELF MORMON.
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I THINK IF YOU CALL YOURSELF
MORMON, YOU SHOULD BE ALL-IN.
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OH, I AGREE.
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I'M SORRY THAT
YOU'RE NOT ALL-IN, JAMES.
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AND I WISH YOU WERE.
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I-I WISH I WERE ALL-IN TOO.
MAYBE I COULD BE.
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OH, I'D LIKE THAT.
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I'LL PRAY FOR YOU, OKAY?
I'LL PRAY FOR YOUR RETURN.
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THAT'D BE...
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WHOA, UH, HERE'S YOUR DAD.
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SENATOR, IT'S LOLA,
YOUR DAUGHTER.
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SO IT IS.
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HOW'D YOUR EXAMS GO, HONEY?
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- GREAT.
-OH, GREAT.
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I MEAN, YOU TELL.
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UM, ''A'' IN EVERYTHING
BUT ISAIAH STUDIES.
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WHAT'D WE GET
IN ISAIAH STUDIES?
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B-PLUS.
THE PROFESSOR HATES ME.
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I THINK HE'S A SOCIALIST.
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THEN HE MUST BE HAVING
THE TIME OF HIS LIFE
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AT BRIGHAM YOUNG.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
SARCASTIC, DADDY.
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WHY DOES EVERYONE IN WASHINGTON
USE IRONY SO MUCH?
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I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
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- YOU CAN GO NOW.
- YES, SIR.
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BUT LEAVE MY DAUGHTER.
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OH, SORRY.
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THAT WAS DUMB.
HOLD ON, SIR.
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OH, NEVER MIND.
TOO MISERABLE TO TALK ANYWAY.
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I'M REALLY SORRY, SIR.
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WHEN I GET BACK TO THE OFFICE,
I REALLY SHOULD FIND OUT
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WHY WE HIRED THAT KID.
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- WELL, HE'S YOUR GODSON, DEAR.
- OH.
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RIGHT.
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WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
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OH, YOU'D BE FINE,
LITTLE GIANT.
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GOD WOULD SHOW YOU THE WAY.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HE SENT ME TO AFGHANISTAN.
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AND SENATOR ANDY GUZMAN
ARRIVED IN WILMINGTON TODAY
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TO STUMP FOR SENATE COLLEAGUE
LEMAR FARKUS.
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SO I URGE ALL THE GOOD-LOOKING
PEOPLE OF DELAWARE...
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NO, NO, I NEED MORE THAN JUST
THE GOOD-LOOKING ONES.
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AS WELL AS THE...
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PLEASANT-LOOKING PEOPLE
OF DELAWARE?
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YES, THOSE ARE MY PEOPLE.
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STILL LEAVES OUT UGLY PEOPLE.
THEY'RE NOT ALL DEMOCRATS.
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THERE'S A TIME TO BRING UGLY
PEOPLE INTO THE TENT, KATHERINE.
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AFTER DARK, SAY.
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THE EVENT BROUGHT IN 400K.
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THAT'S TWICE AS MUCH
AS LEMAR HAS EVER RAISED.
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GREAT. HE'LL REMEMBER.
QUICK QUESTION.
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YEAH?
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WHO'S THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SOME FLACK, I GUESS.
I'LL BE IN THE HIDEAWAY.
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FUCK ME.
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WELL, OFF TO A GREAT START.
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COULD'VE USED
A HEADS-UP ON THAT.
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OH, SORRY, MA'AM.
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YOU JUST NEVER KNOW
WHEN PEOPLE
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ARE GOING TO START PRAYING
AROUND HERE.
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- SNACK, MA'AM?
- HELLO AND WELCOME.
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I'M CHANNEL FIVE'S OWN DAN ''THE
TAN'' CIPRIANIA-MALONEY.
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NOW, SINCE I'VE HAD
THE PLEASURE
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OF REPORTING ON BOTH
OF THESE CANDIDATES
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THROUGHOUT THEIR ILLUSTRATIVE
SPORTS CAREERS,
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STATION THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN
IF I MONITORED THIS TOWN HALL.
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ALL RIGHT,
SO LET'S GET IT GOING.
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LET'S GET IT GOING. HERE WE GO,
WHO'S GOT A QUESTION?
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FOR ANY OF THE CANDIDATES,
EITHER ONE.
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UH, HERE WE GO.
MA'AM, YES.
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YES, I HAVE A QUESTION
FOR COACH MANCUSI.
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LOSING FOUR STARTERS
LIKE YOU HAVE,
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HOW DO YOU KEEP DUKE
ON A WINNING TRACK?
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SUCH A GOOD QUESTION, MA'AM.
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AS YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T RESIGNED
YET BECAUSE I'M NOT A QUITTER.
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AND I WON'T LEAVE
A TEAM MID-SEASON.
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BUT IF I CAN KEEP
MY BLUE DEVILS FOCUSED,
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MAKE SURE THEY LEAVE
NOTHING ON THE COURT,
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THEN NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
IN THE POSTSEASON,
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I CAN GO TO WASHINGTON
WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH.
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UH, SENATOR BIGGS.
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WHAT?
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SIR, HOW WOULD YOU
KEEP DUKE ON A WINNING TRACK?
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WELL...
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I'D CHANGE COACHES.
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OKAY, A LITTLE STUMBLE.
GOOD LINE, COULD'VE WORKED.
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AUDIENCE IS A LITTLE COLD.
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NEXT... NEXT QUESTION.
ANYONE?
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SENATOR BIGGS,
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DO YOU THINK ED...
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EDUCATION RE... RE...
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REFORM?
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NO, IT'S RE... RA...
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I'M SORRY, I CAN'T MAKE OUT
MY WIFE'S HANDWRITING.
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BEEN THERE, DUDE.
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NOT ME,
MY WIFE PATRICIA AND I
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HAVE NO PROBLEMS AT ALL
COMMUNICATING, VERY CLOSE.
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- THAT'S NICE. THAT'S SWEET.
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UNFORCED ERROR.
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''BEEN THERE, DUDE''?
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CONGRESSMAN,
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I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF OUR NINNY GOVERNMENT
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TELLING ME HOW TO SPEND
MY OWN FOOD STAMPS.
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- CAN YOU FIX THAT?
- DON'T TREAD ON ME.
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GREAT QUESTION.
SENATOR.
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FIX WHAT, SIR?
WHAT IS IT YOU CAN'T BUY?
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FIREARMS.
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I WORKED HARD
FOR THOSE FOOD STAMPS.
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AND I GOT A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
TO THE PURSUIT OF PLEASURE.
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GUNS PLEASURE ME.
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WHY CAN'T YOU BUY 'EM
ON CREDIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?
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I'M SORRY, SENATOR,
BUT I'LL JUMP IN HERE...
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- SORRY, COACH, BUT YOU CAN'T.
- WELL, I'D LIKE TO.
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'CAUSE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME.
CHECK YOUR WATCH.
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- NO, NO, NO. NO, NO!
- OH.
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STEP AWAY FOR A FEW.
PAY SOME BILLS,
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GIVE THE GUYS
A BATHROOM BREAK,
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AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH ROUND TWO.
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I'M DAN ''THE TAN.''
YOU STAY TUNED.
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I THINK JAMES IS TAKEN
WITH OUR LOLA.
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CLEARLY.
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YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE DAY, THAT
WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM.
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SHE'D BE 3,000 MILES AWAY.
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00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:47,475
BUT, GOD, WHO KNOWS
WHAT THEY'RE DOING ONLINE?
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COULD BE SOMETHING PREMATURE
OR INAPPROPRIATE.
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00:10:50,681 --> 00:10:53,388
- WE'D NEVER KNOW ABOUT IT.
- WELL, I TRUST OUR DAUGHTER.
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00:10:53,388 --> 00:10:56,845
TRUST, BUT VERIFY.
THAT'S WHAT REAGAN ALWAYS DID.
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00:10:57,136 --> 00:10:58,269
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, HON?
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TWO OF HIS KIDS
BECAME DEMOCRATS.
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SENATOR.
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00:11:01,634 --> 00:11:04,257
- MRS. LAFFER.
- OH, WHAT IS IT, SHELBY?
242
00:11:04,507 --> 00:11:06,590
TIME FOR ME TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
I'M HEADED BACK TO RENO.
243
00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:09,214
WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN
PULLED OFF THE STORY?
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00:11:09,214 --> 00:11:12,378
OH, NO, SIR. I'M JUST PIVOTING
TO YOUR BACKGROUND.
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GONNA INTERVIEW
SOME OF YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS.
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00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:15,960
I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS.
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00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,210
OH, DON'T WORRY, SIR.
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I'M NOT GONNA BE ASKING
ANYTHING EMBARRASSING.
249
00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:20,624
SERIOUSLY, I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS.
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00:11:20,624 --> 00:11:22,207
EXCEPT JESUS.
RIGHT, HON?
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OKAY, JESUS.
252
00:11:23,539 --> 00:11:25,371
BUT JESUS WAS FRIENDS
WITH EVERYBODY.
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00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:27,495
IT'S NOT LIKE
WE SHOT MARBLES.
254
00:11:27,495 --> 00:11:30,369
I'LL DIG SOMETHING UP, SIR.
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
255
00:11:30,369 --> 00:11:32,160
SHELBY, THAT'S THE VERY
DEFINITION OF A PROBLEM.
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00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,576
TRUST ME, SIR.
YOUR STORY WRITES ITSELF.
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00:11:35,366 --> 00:11:36,657
SIR.
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MA'AM.
I'LL SEE YA.
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00:11:40,947 --> 00:11:43,029
DO YOU TRUST THE STORY
TO WRITE ITSELF?
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WELL, DEPENDS ON WHETHER
YOU'RE HIDING ANYTHING, DEAR.
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ADRIANA DE PORTAGO.
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00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:57,064
SHE'S LIKE A SERIOUS PLAYER
IN SOUTH FLORIDA, RIGHT?
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00:11:57,397 --> 00:11:58,438
I DID NOT KNOW THAT GOING IN,
264
00:11:58,438 --> 00:12:00,895
BUT I'VE SINCE BEEN SCHOOLED
ON THAT POINT.
265
00:12:00,895 --> 00:12:03,061
AND SHE'S
RIDICULOUSLY HOT, RIGHT?
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00:12:03,061 --> 00:12:04,101
LIKE, AT AN ELITE LEVEL?
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00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:05,767
YEAH, THAT'S HER.
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00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,433
- OH, SHIT.
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00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:09,515
YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE,
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00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:10,848
AND YOU SHOW ME
THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT?
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00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:13,222
BEGINNER'S LUCK.
I WISH I CARED MORE.
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00:12:13,222 --> 00:12:15,387
AH, FUCK YOU.
COME ON.
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00:12:15,387 --> 00:12:16,929
- SHOULD I COME BACK?
- HELL, NO.
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00:12:16,929 --> 00:12:20,093
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
WE CAN GET SOMETHING DONE.
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00:12:20,093 --> 00:12:22,676
- SHIT'S TOO EASY.
- YEAH, WHEN NO ONE'S DEFENDING.
276
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,508
THAT'S YOUR WHOLE GAME,
IS TO DISTRACT.
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00:12:24,508 --> 00:12:27,589
I'M SURE THERE'S A SIMILE FOR
THIS MEETING IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
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00:12:27,589 --> 00:12:30,505
DON'T CARE FOR SIMILES.
NONE OF THIS ''LIKE'' BULLSHIT.
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00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:31,962
I'M A METAPHOR MAN.
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IF I TELL YOU I'M GONNA
RIP SOMEBODY'S FACE OFF,
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00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,002
I WANT YOU TO VISUALIZE IT.
282
00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:38,043
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO WATCH THE BIGGS DEBATE?
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00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:39,875
IT'S ALREADY STARTED.
CHANNEL 61.
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HEY, THANKS.
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00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,790
HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US.
WE SHOULD TALK.
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00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,164
SORRY. I REALLY DO
HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
287
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,329
HMM, LIKE WHAT?
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00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:47,371
LIKE MAYBE GIVING
A GUY A RECORD,
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00:12:47,371 --> 00:12:49,245
OF WHICH HE HAS NONE?
290
00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:52,743
SERIOUSLY, KATHERINE, NOT A
SINGLE BILL WITH HIS NAME ON IT.
291
00:12:52,993 --> 00:12:54,867
ISN'T THAT
WHAT A CHIEF OF STAFF DOES?
292
00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:56,491
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
CREATING A NARRATIVE?
293
00:12:56,491 --> 00:12:58,407
I'M GOING NOW.
294
00:12:58,407 --> 00:13:01,031
SO I'M RIGHT.
YOU STILL GOT NOTHING.
295
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:05,529
ALL THE BETTER
THAT I'M HERE TO HELP.
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00:13:05,529 --> 00:13:07,943
YOU BROUGHT A BILL?
YOU ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH.
297
00:13:07,943 --> 00:13:09,526
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE.
298
00:13:09,526 --> 00:13:11,317
WHOOPS, TOO LATE.
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00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,315
HEY, IT'S DAN ''THE TAN.''
300
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,648
WELCOME BACK TO THE SECOND HALF
OF OUR TOWN HALL DEBATE.
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00:13:16,648 --> 00:13:20,229
AND KICKING IT OFF IS A STUDENT
RIGHT HERE FROM ST. JAMES HIGH.
302
00:13:20,229 --> 00:13:21,228
HI, COACH MANCUSI.
303
00:13:21,228 --> 00:13:23,060
MY NAME IS
MICHAEL HICKENLOOPER.
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00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:26,666
LAST YEAR, THE STATE LEGISLATURE
PASSED A BILL THAT SAYS
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00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:31,173
WE 17-YEAR-OLDS CAN NO LONGER
PREREGISTER TO VOTE.
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00:13:30,224 --> 00:13:32,598
DO YOU THINK THAT'S RIGHT?
307
00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:34,139
SON, I LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE.
308
00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:37,637
I SPENT YEARS RECRUITING THEM.
I RESPECT THEIR SKILLS.
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00:13:37,637 --> 00:13:38,969
MA'AM? I-I...
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00:13:38,969 --> 00:13:41,385
I THINK WE HAVE
A BARN DOOR ISSUE.
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00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:44,134
- AND HE'S ON THE MOVE.
- MY GOD, WHERE IS HE GOING?
312
00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:48,048
BUT AS A PARENT, I WANT
MY KIDS TO VOTE RESPONSIBLY.
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00:13:48,048 --> 00:13:51,171
JUST AS I WOULD WANT THEM
TO BINGE RESPONSIBLY
314
00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:52,795
OR HOOK UP RESPONSIBLY.
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00:13:52,795 --> 00:13:55,211
YOU SEE, SON,
HISTORY SHOWS US
316
00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:57,668
THAT YOUNGER VOTERS
JUST AREN'T READY.
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00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,042
IS IT OVER?
318
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:01,041
THEY'RE TOO LIKELY
TO VOTE IMPULSIVELY.
319
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,290
TO MAKE BAD CHOICES.
320
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,831
THAT'S WHY
THE NORTH CAROLINA LEGISLATURE
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00:14:05,081 --> 00:14:07,662
WISELY CREATED
A COOLING-OFF PERIOD.
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00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:10,995
TO GIVE YOUNG PEOPLE
EXTRA TIME TO MATURE.
323
00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:13,368
THAT'S JUST COMMON SENSE.
YOU TRACKING ME, SON?
324
00:14:13,368 --> 00:14:14,701
YES, SIR. THANK YOU, COACH.
325
00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:16,700
GREAT ANSWER, COACH.
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00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,532
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S GOT
MY NEXT QUESTION? YES, MA'AM.
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00:14:18,532 --> 00:14:20,073
LOVELY LADY.
328
00:14:20,073 --> 00:14:21,655
HI, MY NAME IS CINDY TULL...
329
00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:24,029
WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE HEY,
BUDDY? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TURN?
330
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,362
I'M SORRY, SENATOR.
331
00:14:25,362 --> 00:14:27,194
DID YOU WANT TO WEIGH IN
ON THAT QUESTION?
332
00:14:27,194 --> 00:14:29,068
BECAUSE, WELL,
I'M THINKING COACH MANCUSI
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00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,151
PRETTY MUCH NAILED THAT ONE.
334
00:14:30,443 --> 00:14:32,275
WELL, THAT'S NOT
HOW DEBATES WORK, YOU PINHEAD.
335
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:33,858
'SCUSE ME? HELLO?
336
00:14:33,858 --> 00:14:36,190
- I BELIEVE I HAVE THE FLOOR.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
337
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,106
I STILL HAVE TWO MINUTES LEFT
TO REBUT.
338
00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:39,188
THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN
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00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:40,770
WOULD NEVER INTERRUPT A LADY.
340
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:43,603
I REMEMBER IT WELL, MS. TULL.
THAT'S HOW I WAS RAISED.
341
00:14:43,603 --> 00:14:45,227
YES, SIR.
342
00:14:47,351 --> 00:14:49,475
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, WHO'S GOT
A TOUGH ONE FOR THE CANDIDATES?
343
00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,265
HERE WE GO.
YOU, SIR.
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00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,681
COACH DIGGER,
HOW IMPORTANT WOULD YOU SAY
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00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:56,512
DISCIPLINE AND SELF-CONTROL ARE
IN THE GAME OF POLITICS?
346
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,428
I THINK
THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT, SIR.
347
00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:00,798
NOW, I KNOW
MY OPPONENT AND I
348
00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:02,697
DON'T SEE EYE-TO-EYE
ON THIS ISSUE.
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00:15:02,697 --> 00:15:04,967
AND I RESPECT THAT.
AND FRANKLY,
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00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:08,173
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY ANGER
MANAGEMENT CLASSES
351
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:11,130
SENATOR BIGGS MAY OR MAY NOT
HAVE SKIPPED THROUGH THE YEARS,
352
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:14,253
BUT THE FACT IS HE IS STILL
VERY MUCH A LOOSE CANNON.
353
00:15:14,253 --> 00:15:16,669
I THINK NORTH CAROLINIANS
DESERVE BETTER.
354
00:15:16,669 --> 00:15:20,167
WELL, COACH,
I MAY BE A LOOSE CANNON,
355
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:22,249
BUT AT LEAST
I DON'T FIRE BLANKS.
356
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,332
MY...
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00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:30,953
SENATOR,
AS EVERYONE KNOWS,
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00:15:30,953 --> 00:15:33,618
MY WIFE AND I,
LIKE MANY OTHER COUPLES,
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00:15:33,618 --> 00:15:35,159
HAVE STRUGGLED
WITH INFERTILITY.
360
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,325
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M ANY LESS OF A FATHER
361
00:15:37,616 --> 00:15:39,449
TO OUR SIX ADOPTED CHILDREN.
362
00:15:41,364 --> 00:15:43,197
AND WE ARE OUTTA TIME!
363
00:15:43,197 --> 00:15:45,279
OKAY, I WANT TO THANK
COACH YOU'RE-THE-MAN-CUSI.
364
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,445
WHO THE FUCK
GAVE HIM THAT LINE?
365
00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:51,068
- ALWAYS AN HONOR, SIR.
- OH!
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00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,358
FOR ALL OF US
HERE ON CHANNEL FIVE,
367
00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:54,418
I'M DAN ''THE TAN''
CIPRIANIA-MALONEY,
368
00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:57,565
SAYING, SEE YA,
NORTH CAROLINA!
369
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,729
YOU READ ABOUT PEOPLE
SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE,
370
00:16:00,729 --> 00:16:03,478
BUT YOU NEVER REALLY EXPECT
TO SEE IT IN YOUR OWN LIFETIME.
371
00:16:03,478 --> 00:16:05,102
COME ON!
372
00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:07,476
COME ON, GIVE ME SOME.
GOTTA GET SOME AT THE TOP.
373
00:16:07,476 --> 00:16:09,392
- THERE'S YOUR MONEY SHOT.
- GO, DIGGER.
374
00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:12,848
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
WAY TO GO, COACH.
375
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,430
- ALL RIGHT, COACH.
- ALL RIGHT.
376
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,467
DILLY. GRAY.
377
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,800
YOU WATCH
THE MANCUSI-BIGGS TOWN HALL?
378
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,465
I KNOW, I KNOW, HEY,
379
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:31,088
I TEACH A COURSE AT THE NEW
SCHOOL IN CAMPAIGN TRAIN WRECKS,
380
00:16:31,088 --> 00:16:32,537
AND THIS IS THE WORST
I'VE EVER SEEN.
381
00:16:32,537 --> 00:16:35,495
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
THE DAMAGE IS?
382
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,210
REALLY? ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
383
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:38,584
TALK SOON.
384
00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:41,208
DILLY DESANTIS.
ANALYTICS GUY I WORK WITH.
385
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:45,498
HE PREDICTS BIGGS
WILL BE DOWN 9.75%
386
00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:47,828
IN TOMORROW'S TRACKING POLL.
387
00:16:47,828 --> 00:16:49,371
AND YOU HEARD THAT NUMBER
IN REAL TIME.
388
00:16:49,371 --> 00:16:51,203
OH, MEETING MUST BE OVER.
389
00:16:51,203 --> 00:16:54,993
MIND IF I STAY AND PICK
KATHERINE'S BIG BRAIN?
390
00:16:54,993 --> 00:16:56,409
WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM?
391
00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:57,949
BECAUSE, KATHERINE,
I'VE NOTICED
392
00:16:57,949 --> 00:16:59,699
THAT EVEN THOUGH ANDY'S HAPPY
TO WASTE HIS OWN TIME,
393
00:16:59,699 --> 00:17:02,406
HE NEVER WASTES YOURS.
394
00:17:02,697 --> 00:17:04,446
HAVE AT EACH OTHER.
395
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,236
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL, LOUISE.
396
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,235
YOU'VE REALLY TAKEN
YOUR CRAFT UP A LEVEL.
397
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:12,484
YOU THINK?
398
00:17:12,484 --> 00:17:15,066
I WAS SO DISTRACTED
BY YOUR PROCEDURES.
399
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:18,564
NO, NO, THEY'RE GREAT.
YOU COULD SELL THESE.
400
00:17:18,564 --> 00:17:20,605
OH ! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
401
00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:22,437
WOW. HARD TO SAY.
402
00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:26,352
BUT YOU KNOW, I'M PARTIAL
TO AN AUTUMNAL PALETTE.
403
00:17:27,643 --> 00:17:29,225
HEY, HURT LOCKER !
404
00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:30,267
HOW'S IT GOING?
405
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,391
YOU MAKE ALL THOSE?
AMAZING.
406
00:17:32,391 --> 00:17:34,764
ISN'T THE OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY
HERE THE BEST?
407
00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:37,554
- I MADE 'EM, ROSE.
- WELL, SUCH A CREATIVE FAMILY.
408
00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:40,012
LISTEN, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.
409
00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:43,343
MY OFFICE FINALLY LINKED UP
WITH THE STAIR LIFT PEOPLE,
410
00:17:43,343 --> 00:17:45,134
AND THEY GOT IT ALL
INSTALLED TODAY.
411
00:17:45,134 --> 00:17:46,758
YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE GOOD TO GO.
412
00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:48,590
REALLY?
THEY SAID THREE WEEKS!
413
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:51,214
- ROSE HAS JUICE.
- TELL THAT TO MY CABLE GUY.
414
00:17:51,214 --> 00:17:54,170
DON'T GET LOUIS
STARTED ON THAT SUBJECT.
415
00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:56,294
YEAH, ONE OF MY HOT BUTTONS,
FOR SURE.
416
00:17:56,294 --> 00:17:57,628
ANYWAY, NOW THAT
YOU'RE GOING HOME,
417
00:17:57,628 --> 00:18:00,501
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A SMALL
FAITH GATHERING IN THE HOUSE
418
00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:03,874
TO THANK THE ALMIGHTY
FOR THE BLESSING OF YOUR RETURN?
419
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,456
I THINK THAT'S A TERRIFIC
IDEA. DON'T YOU, LOUIS?
420
00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:08,663
I DON'T KNOW, ROSE.
I'M NO HERO.
421
00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:10,162
NOT SAYING YOU ARE, HONEY.
422
00:18:10,162 --> 00:18:12,245
I JUST THINK A LITTLE
PRAYER CIRCLE MIGHT BE IN ORDER.
423
00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:15,576
ECUMENICAL, OF COURSE.
CAN'T JUST BE MORMONS.
424
00:18:15,576 --> 00:18:17,242
WELL, THERE WON'T BE SHOUTING,
WILL THERE, ROSE?
425
00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:18,658
I HEAR YOU SHOUT IN CHICAGO.
426
00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:20,491
NO, LOUISE.
NO CALL AND RESPONSE.
427
00:18:20,491 --> 00:18:21,823
JUST A FEW PRAYERS.
428
00:18:21,823 --> 00:18:24,197
WE DO THIS SORT OF THING
ALL THE TIME NOW.
429
00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,363
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I'LL BE HAPPY TO ORGANIZE IT.
430
00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:27,403
YOU TWO HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL
431
00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:29,194
WITH PHYSICAL THERAPY
AND WHATNOT.
432
00:18:29,486 --> 00:18:31,860
I'LL HAVE MY STAFF PUT THIS
TOGETHER FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
433
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,150
NO, SUNDAY.
434
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:35,233
WE WANT TO BE ABLE
TO FOLD IN THE JEWS.
435
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,565
JUST DON'T INVITE ANYONE
436
00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:38,731
WITHOUT COORDINATING IT
WITH MY OFFICE, THOUGH, OKAY?
437
00:18:38,731 --> 00:18:40,646
THIS IS GOING TO BE
STRESSFUL ENOUGH
438
00:18:40,646 --> 00:18:42,230
PULLING TOGETHER
A LIST OF NAMES
439
00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:44,394
WHO ARE NOT GONNA BE
AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.
440
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:47,227
I'VE DONE A MILLION OF THESE,
SO I KNOW ALL THE PITFALLS.
441
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,434
LATER!
442
00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:50,558
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
443
00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:52,390
I KNOW. YIKES.
444
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:55,514
YEAH.
445
00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:58,512
WHAT DO WE KNOW
ABOUT FOLDING IN JEWS?
446
00:19:07,258 --> 00:19:10,715
OH, YEAH.
447
00:19:18,377 --> 00:19:20,418
HEY.
448
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:22,209
HI, BEAUTIFUL LADY
IN MY BEDROOM.
449
00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:25,123
HEY, HANDSOME LAWMAKER
IN A SILLY, LITTLE CHAIR.
450
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,539
YEAH, HERO GUY'S
COMING HOME.
451
00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:30,205
WE'RE GONNA TRICK OUT THE HOUSE.
452
00:19:30,205 --> 00:19:31,245
WHAT YOU DOING?
453
00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:32,869
THE SUITE AT THE RITZ
IS READY,
454
00:19:32,869 --> 00:19:35,493
SO BENNY IS HELPING ME
MOVE IN THIS AFTERNOON.
455
00:19:35,493 --> 00:19:38,616
- OH, BENNY?
- ANDY.
456
00:19:38,616 --> 00:19:41,615
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE A BUSINESS AND A LIFE,
457
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:44,156
AND IF I WASN'T SO CRAZY
ABOUT MY HANDSOME LAWMAKER,
458
00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:47,154
I WOULD BE CONDUCTING BOTH
IN MIAMI INSTEAD OF COMMUTING.
459
00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:49,278
SO GIVE ME A BREAK.
460
00:19:49,278 --> 00:19:51,110
AND YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T HURT
IF YOU WENT BACK
461
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:53,776
TO FLORIDA SOMETIME, YOU KNOW,
INSTEAD OF, SAY, DELAWARE?
462
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,608
HEY, I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE PLEASED.
463
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:59,606
WE'RE LAYING GROUNDWORK
FOR THE BIG PUSH AHEAD.
464
00:19:59,606 --> 00:20:01,397
SPEAKING OF BIG PUSH...
465
00:20:01,397 --> 00:20:03,271
OH, YEAH,
'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
466
00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:05,437
THAT TURNS ME ON MORE
THAN A DOUBLE ENTENDRE.
467
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:08,101
OH, YOU WANT
A SINGLE ENTENDRE?
468
00:20:08,101 --> 00:20:10,267
HUH? YOU WANT TO BE
SINGLE ENTENDRE'D?
469
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,891
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
470
00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:16,493
YES, PLEASE.
471
00:20:25,509 --> 00:20:27,300
- I'M SORRY, MAN.
472
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,674
- NOT YOUR FAULT.
- KINDA IS.
473
00:20:29,674 --> 00:20:32,381
I WAS ON THE ROPES
BEFORE THE COUP DE GRAS.
474
00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:34,754
GOT NO ONE BUT MYSELF
TO BLAME.
475
00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:38,295
I LET DIGGER GET INTO MY HEAD.
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, ROBERT?
476
00:20:38,295 --> 00:20:40,334
IF YOU ACTUALLY
LISTEN TO THAT DILL WEED,
477
00:20:40,334 --> 00:20:43,750
WHICH I DID, SINCE I HAD
A LOT OF FREE TIME OUT THERE,
478
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,624
THE GUY'S GOT NOTHING.
479
00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:48,580
SERIOUSLY, HE'S
A FUCKING FEATHER, AN AMATEUR.
480
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,538
- I CAN TAKE HIM.
- I BELIEVE YOU, GIL JOHN.
481
00:20:51,538 --> 00:20:53,162
BUT I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR YOUR HELP,
482
00:20:53,162 --> 00:20:54,494
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE GOT
A LOT ON YOUR MIND.
483
00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:56,326
WHAT WITH THIS ETHICS THING
DOGGING YOU
484
00:20:56,576 --> 00:20:58,325
AND POSSIBLE EXPULSION.
485
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,740
I APPRECIATE YOU
TRYING TO HAVE MY BACK.
486
00:21:02,907 --> 00:21:04,822
DON'T MENTION IT.
487
00:21:05,571 --> 00:21:08,029
YES, SIR.
488
00:21:08,029 --> 00:21:11,402
IF I APPLY MYSELF,
I CAN WIN THIS PUPPY.
489
00:21:24,978 --> 00:21:25,853
HEY, ANDY.
490
00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:29,559
- LIKE THAT?
- MM-HMM.
491
00:21:31,642 --> 00:21:34,307
- REALLY? LIKE THAT?
- MM-HMM.
492
00:21:40,428 --> 00:21:41,220
HEY, ROBERT.
493
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,594
I FORGOT MY YOGA MAT UPSTAIRS.
494
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:49,594
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