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- Hi.
- Who, me? Him?
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- Not you.
- Don't worry about it.
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Hey!
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- How are you doing?
- Oh, fuck off.
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- What's up?
- Feel good. All right.
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Excuse me.
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- Yeah. Score.
- Very nice.
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All right. Let's talk
to this little lady called Night.
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I broke the window again.
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- Dad's gonna be pissed.
- I'll just tell him you did it.
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But I didn't do it.
I'm driving. Don't do that.
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So anyways, I'm standing there,
waiting to use the pay phone...
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And this guy on the phone turns
around and tips his hat like this.
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And who do you think that guy was?
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- Emilio Estevez.
- "The Mighty Duck". I was there!
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Of course you were. You yelled
the "Breakfast Clubber's" name.
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So, anyway.
You guys wanna make out or what?
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Oh, man. It was perfect that time.
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Four months of work for nothing.
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- What's up?
- Did you know you were doing 50?
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Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls
over just anybody? Make a move.
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- What's up?
- Just giving you an $80 ticket.
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She is so into you.
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- I want you to do me a favor.
- Whatever you say, "T.J. Hooker".
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Please obey all posted speed limits.
Have a good night.
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It's already been good, now
that you've served and protected me.
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Way to go! You got her badge number.
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And you got a date to meet her at
The Municipal State Court. Up top.
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- What was the point of that?
- Sorry.
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Come next week. I'm gonna
take care of you. All right, man.
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This is the Roxbury. We have a list.
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- We're on the list. Doug Butabi.
- Steve Butabi.
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- You're brothers?
- No.
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- Yes. Man!
- That's quite a joke.
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- Doug is hilarious.
- Check this out.
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You ever heard of this one?
You're not on the list. Get in line.
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- Is that...?
- It's the king of "21 Jump Street".
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Richard Grieco.
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- Excuse me.
- See you later. We'll go wait in line.
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- Maybe we'll hang out later?
- No chance.
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- Sounds good.
- Know what's wrong with this place?
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- They don't evaluate the clientele.
- I thought we just weren't cool enough.
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You are a beautiful man. Know what
we're gonna do when we get our club?
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We're gonna treat all wannabes just
as well as any legendary TV-star.
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- That's pretty Roosevelt of you.
- It's just what I believe in.
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- Wanna dance?
- We're not in the club yet.
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So, maybe when we get in?
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So I'm waiting to use the pay phone,
and this guy tips his hat like this.
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- And who do you think that guy was?
- Emilio Estevez!
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"The Mighty Duck", man. I swear
to God. I was, like, "Emilio!"
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"Emilio...!"
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The club is closed, folks. Sorry.
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- Nozzled you, my friend.
- Totally got me.
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That was in my nose.
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- You're an idiot.
- Oh yeah? You like it.
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Get off... Watch it!
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Where's Mom? And who's this
gorgeous young hottie in the kitchen?
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- Why is she wearing Mom's bathrobe?
- What do you think of my new chin?
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Is it better than last year's?
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Behave yourselves. Look who's
gracing us with their presence.
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- Who?
- Here, Dad.
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It's a health shake.
It helps me hit my physical peak.
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Get the camera.
He's gonna hit his peak.
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- Honey, do it in your room.
- Oh, Mom, you're so funny.
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Steve? In the store in a half hour.
Wear something nice. Emily's back.
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As if he gives a flying rat's ass.
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"Flying rat's ass..."
That would be wild to see.
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Steve, at the store in a half hour.
Bring your dancing monkey brother.
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Hey, are you from out of town?
You have a local number?
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Are you all right? Sure?
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Finally. An hour and a half late.
Steve, go dust the roses.
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Idiot boy,
go cover the cash register.
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Idiot boy,
go cover the cash register.
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Hi. How are you paying for these?
Cash, check or charge?
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- Charge.
- Okay.
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- Is this a Visa or a Mastercard?
- Move your thumb.
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Good one. Okay.
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Sure this is your card? It's not
processing. I have to call it in.
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- Operator 238, please.
- Authorization. Card number?
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- What's up?
- I told you not to call anymore.
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- I need an approval.
- Card number?
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- Not the card, sweetness, me.
- Shut up and swipe it.
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I can go for that.
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You like that? Does that feel good?
'Cause I can swipe it all night.
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- The card's fine. Bye, Doug.
- Bye, 238.
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Hi. Can I help you?
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Hi, Doug. Your nightclub's so cool.
Can my model friends come in?
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- No. Yes.
- You're so funny and cute and tall.
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Let's shake it.
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What are you doing? You have to cut up
my plants and make toys of them?
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- It's a club with a jungle theme.
- You're a jungle theme.
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Go find your brother and load
the trucks. Idiot... Useless!
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- Steve...?
- Don't look.
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- Hi, Steve. Hey, Doug.
- Whatever.
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So, you're back from school, working
for your dad at the lamp store?
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I missed you. You said when I
got back, we could get together.
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Now I'm back,
so we can get together.
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- You wanna go see a movie?
- Sure.
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Or we could just drive around
and make out. I love making out.
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- And I'm really good at it.
- Sounds good.
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Back off, Chicklett. My brother and
I, we live life in the fast lane.
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That means no stop signs,
no pulling over to take pictures.
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See this man? He's my co-pilot
on this magic carpet ride.
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00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:08,598
- You're just way too much luggage.
- Shut up, Doug.
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00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:15,354
Emily?
I see you've picked the right son.
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00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:19,525
You know, Steve likes you very much.
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00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:26,574
Mr. Butabi. Is Steve asking Emily
to marry him again?
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00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:30,661
You know something?
If they have enough children, -
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00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,706
- we won't have to hire salesmen.
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00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:39,670
- Oh, Kamehl, you kill me.
- No, you kill me, Mr. Sanderson.
111
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:46,886
- Can you please leave Steve alone?
- He likes the girl... Yes, you do!
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00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:52,308
You see this wall? After they
get married, we'll combine stores -
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- and have the first plant-lamp
shop. Steve and Emily will run it.
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00:14:56,646 --> 00:15:05,279
- Maybe you can clean the toilets.
- You're living on "Fantasy Island".
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00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,950
- God, that was a sweet show.
- I have a fantasy.
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00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:14,288
That I have two capable sons.
Not one with his head up his ass!
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00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:21,212
Is this how you load trucks?
Disgusting. Get out of here.
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00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:27,510
- So we're on a break?
- I guess.
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00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:33,558
- You wanna crunch it?
- Sure. Let's crunch.
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00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:42,400
- Can the rest of us use the mirror?
- Appreciate it.
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00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:47,029
- Everyone's got an attitude here.
- Gentlemen! Looking large.
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00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:51,242
Want my power bar?
How about an energy bar?
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00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:57,456
- I got a muscle triplicator bar.
- Supplements aside...
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- How long have we been friends?
- All seven years of high school.
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00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:09,635
That's why I'm not gonna sugar coat
it. I'm worried about your triceps.
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00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:15,016
You aren't going all the way down.
I'm not seeing full extension.
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00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:19,896
We had a long talk about that
the other night.
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00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:26,861
You just shouldn't cheat yourselves.
Sorry to come down on you like this.
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00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,489
That's why we love you and hate you.
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00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,951
- Still friends?
- You know it.
131
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,371
I'm glad we had this talk.
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00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,933
I had a great idea for the store...
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00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:03,397
The store? You're supposed to be
thinking about... Hey, what's up?
134
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:08,110
- Can we call you sometime?
- Want some of this?
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00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,657
- Think about our future.
- You're Mount St. Helensing on me.
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00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,910
Why are you forgetting our plans?
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00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:20,998
The plans about you and I opening up
only the coolest club a la the Roxbury.
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00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:28,005
- How? We can't even get in.
- We're letting them not let us in.
139
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:33,511
But no more. It's time we step up
into that sweet-ass world.
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00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:39,267
From now on, the only club
we're going to is the Roxbury.
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- We can't...
- We can. You know why?
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- We're good looking?
- Very good looking. You especially.
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Repeat after me:
We can get into the Roxbury.
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00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:57,410
We can get into the Roxbury.
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00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,289
Roxbury...!
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00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:10,965
Hey, what's up? You want some
of this? How about a little of that?
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00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:19,515
She starts to smell them.
She thought they were real plants!
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00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,104
- Hello?
- What's up?
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00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:30,318
The Sandersons are here to see
your mother's new chin. Get dressed.
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00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:35,948
- Sorry, we're a bit busy tonight.
- Steve? I'll be right back.
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00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:41,704
I like your bathing suit. You have
really good muscle definition.
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00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:46,834
Most Americans don't wear revealing
bathing suits. Very European of you.
153
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:52,757
It's really sexy and I have
a really good taste in what's sexy.
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00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,552
- Steve!
- Whatever, Emily.
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Good.
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00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,573
What's going on...?
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00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,954
Are you from out of town...?
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00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:03,494
When I tell you to do something,
I mean it. Never come in half-naked.
159
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:08,583
- Put some clothes on and come down.
- Isn't on our things-to-do-list.
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00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:13,754
- We have something to do tonight.
- Yes. To get downstairs.
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00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:17,550
I don't want to!
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00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:22,722
How do I get through
to this individual?
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00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,184
Doug is like a fax machine.
164
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:31,606
Without a cover page, people don't
know where it's coming from.
165
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:37,236
And sometimes you get a busy signal.
That's why you got a redial button.
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00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:43,409
- Actually, I always screw it up...
- Don't bother. He'll never understand.
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00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:50,541
I understand very well. You're going
to a new, hot club tonight, right?
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00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:55,838
- But how are you gonna get there?
- What are you doing?
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00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,495
You can take away our phones
and our keys, but not our dreams.
170
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:31,958
'Cos we're, like, sleeping
when we have them.
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00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,669
Later much!
172
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:44,720
Boys, wait. I don't like you leaving
without a phone.
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00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,807
How old are these? How embarrassing.
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00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:52,478
You know, in case of emergency.
Have fun.
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00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:56,816
- Did Mom get lipstick on me?
- It looks like you were making out.
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00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:14,250
- How's my hair? Roxbury-good?
- You know it.
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00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:18,921
I've got to tell you, Steve,
tonight, I can taste it.
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00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:25,887
I can't taste it. I'm so scared right now.
I don't know what to do.
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00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:30,600
- You're mad-cowing on me. Relax.
- I'm nervous.
180
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:37,064
- It's this pressure to get in.
- You must take control of yourself.
181
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:41,319
No, you take control.
I'm barely hanging on here.
182
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:48,910
Come on, relax. Think puppies
and candy canes, all right?
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00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:54,832
- Hey, hotlegs. What's going on?
- We'll clean it up later. Don't worry.
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00:22:56,959 --> 00:23:02,965
I see your Roxbury balloon
and I hate to burst it, -
185
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:08,679
- but I don't think
our names are on that list.
186
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,932
Perfect. "Rites of Passage".
187
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:16,395
Remember? A boy in the jungle
with only a spear to hunt the lion.
188
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:20,691
This van is our spear.
That Roxbury is our lion.
189
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,820
- Does the bouncer know about this?
- He's about to find out.
190
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,865
See you next week.
191
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:32,995
- My good hombre. Remember us?
- Doug and Steve Butabi.
192
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:37,625
- You're brothers?
- No... Yes.
193
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:40,920
- Man!
- Works every time.
194
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:44,215
Now I remember. You can't come in.
195
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:51,222
What's up, partner?
How are you doing tonight?
196
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:55,434
Time to play a little softball.
197
00:23:55,643 --> 00:24:01,440
- Hey, good man. How's it going?
- Good. You still can't come in.
198
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:07,029
That's not what my friend told me.
His name is Abraham.
199
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:13,661
- You don't know him?
- What about his two friends?
200
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:19,876
George Washington
and George Washington?
201
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:29,135
And George Washington is a little
lonely. Wants to join his buddies.
202
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:34,849
And look who else we've got.
Roosevelt, Roosevelt and Jefferson.
203
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,772
Thanks... Great.
204
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:48,070
- Is that an ATM?
- That's where we drop off videos.
205
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:51,741
- Hello, that's it.
- That was a card store.
206
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:57,747
- That's just Weight Watchers...
- ATM. That's it.
207
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:08,591
- Shit. The car.
- What about me?
208
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,512
This racing car is illegal.
All I need is a police report.
209
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,768
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, let me see.
210
00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:26,359
Great. They're starting
with the neck injuries. I'm screwed.
211
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:29,111
Jesus, man.
212
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,908
- Sorry about your van.
- No way. Richard Grieco!
213
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:41,999
- We saw you at the Roxbury.
- Right. So what do you want to do?
214
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:47,004
- Go to the Roxbury again.
- We couldn't get in.
215
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:54,095
You want me to get you
into the Roxbury? Great. Follow me.
216
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,140
- Amazing.
- It all comes from within.
217
00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:01,602
He felt it because he's an actor.
218
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:08,276
We gotta make a stop at the Roxbury.
I just don't want a lawsuit.
219
00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:28,171
Oh, my God, this is the most
amazing place I've ever been.
220
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:32,383
This is the coatroom.
The club's in there.
221
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:39,015
What's up...?
222
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:46,731
- Get a hold of yourself.
- It's hottie overload in here.
223
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:51,277
- Just pace yourself.
- What's up? Two, three, four.
224
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:55,364
What's up? Two, three, four...
225
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:02,288
- Sweet!
- Sweet!
226
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:05,500
Richie, good to see you. Get over here.
227
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:11,923
- The place is kicking.
- Jumping like "21 Jump Street".
228
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,800
Who are your friends?
229
00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:19,639
- Mr. Zadir owns the place.
- Doug Butabi.
230
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:24,936
You look like good boys.
Come to my VIP table.
231
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,813
- The owner.
- The man we want to be.
232
00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:32,693
- I thought we wanted to be Grieco.
- Professionally, it's this guy.
233
00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:42,411
Dooey, my main man. I love
this man. Meet the Butabi brothers.
234
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:48,459
These are good boys.
Did you grab my ass?
235
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:52,839
- No, sir. I did not grab your ass.
- It's okay if you did.
236
00:27:53,047 --> 00:27:58,052
I understand. It's just that
you're barking up the wrong tree.
237
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:03,933
- You guys come here a lot?
- All the time.
238
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:07,979
- But we've never been inside.
- Watch what you're saying.
239
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,607
So, is Johnny Depp meeting you here?
240
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:17,989
No.
241
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:24,579
All right... Listen, Bennie,
see you later. See you, guys.
242
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:28,541
- See you, Richard Grieco.
- See you, Grieco's lady.
243
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:37,341
I'm honored to shoot the shit with
the owner of the club of all clubs.
244
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:43,222
- And we're proficient club hoppers.
- We usually go to the Mudd Club.
245
00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:46,893
- That place is rank.
- They let any asswad in the door.
246
00:28:47,101 --> 00:28:51,439
- I own that place also.
- It's a really good location, though.
247
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:58,279
No, you're right. One day
you're hot, the next day you're not.
248
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:05,161
Actually, I had an idea for a club.
249
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:09,874
- Wait. Did you grab my ass?
- No.
250
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:15,213
- Do you want to?
- No. Should I?
251
00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:20,259
Okay. Continue.
252
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:26,974
People waiting outside are bummed,
'cos they're trying to get in.
253
00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:31,354
What if the outside of the club
looked like the inside?
254
00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:37,068
With couches and music and all that.
But then on the inside...
255
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:41,489
...it looks like the street.
You know, cars and signs.
256
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:46,327
The outside is the inside
and the inside is the outside.
257
00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:49,038
Doesn't that blow your mind?
258
00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:54,877
- What about that guy?
- Owns a restaurant. One.
259
00:29:55,086 --> 00:30:01,217
- Boy, has this place gone downhill.
- No one over six figures. Let's go.
260
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:05,721
- Wait. That's that Zadir guy.
- Who are those guys with him?
261
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:10,184
If they're with Zadir,
they've got to be worth something.
262
00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:13,729
Great. Let's work.
263
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:18,317
- Tell him about the vampire idea.
- That's a dumb idea.
264
00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:20,945
I have to say hello to Jim Carrey.
265
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:24,532
Come here,
you pet detective bastard.
266
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:29,453
"Smoking", you crazy son of a bitch.
267
00:30:29,662 --> 00:30:34,667
- Was I too pushy? Did I speak well?
- You were totally articulate.
268
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:40,131
It's hard to pitch in a nightclub.
The music is way too loud in here.
269
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:43,926
We have to get a meeting. Steve...?
270
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,526
- You want to dance?
- Yes.
271
00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:04,989
- All right. Take it easy.
- She said yes.
272
00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:08,451
Hotties wanna shake it. Come on.
273
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:20,708
That's some good ass-grabbing
going on there.
274
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:32,345
1980. Good year.
275
00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:36,182
Excellent year. Devo had a huge hit.
276
00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:44,315
- And "Joanie Loves Chachi" started.
- Chachi gives a fuck about Joanie.
277
00:33:44,524 --> 00:33:49,987
Cambi makes a good point.
But tonight we have some fun.
278
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:55,576
- Sweet suds, Mr. Zadir.
- But you know what makes a party?
279
00:33:55,785 --> 00:33:59,288
- Fluffy whip.
- But not putting it on stuff.
280
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:05,294
You press the little white nozzle
and you suck on it. It's fun.
281
00:34:05,503 --> 00:34:11,509
- You mean, like, nitrous oxide?
- No. What is that?
282
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:16,138
Dooey, we have to stop and get
some fluffy whip for the party.
283
00:34:16,347 --> 00:34:20,059
- Yes, sir.
- It has to be in a can.
284
00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:22,478
He can't hear you.
285
00:34:22,687 --> 00:34:27,149
Hey, Dooey, tell your mom
I had a nice time last night.
286
00:34:27,358 --> 00:34:30,361
- And your dad.
- What?
287
00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:35,992
- I mean, your sister.
- Good one!
288
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,662
- Only in a Limo.
- We nailed him.
289
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:43,332
Disco-dicks.
290
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:50,214
- And that alien was Robin Williams.
- I'll be right back.
291
00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:55,011
- It's my boss's card.
- I'll take care of that.
292
00:34:57,471 --> 00:35:03,352
- Operator 238, please.
- Hello, Doug.
293
00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:09,901
- Guess where we went tonight.
- The One-Stop Market on Ventura?
294
00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:14,280
No, I mean before that,
you sly, little credit vixen.
295
00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:18,743
I give up, you nasty card-swiper.
296
00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:24,123
- The Roxbury. Come out some time.
- I would.
297
00:35:24,332 --> 00:35:28,044
But then who would approve
all the money you spend?
298
00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:34,383
- You're always thinking of me.
- The card's good. Bye, Doug.
299
00:35:37,553 --> 00:35:41,557
She approved. Approved.
300
00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:51,817
- Sweet-ass dwelling, Mr. Zadir.
- It's a place to hang my hat.
301
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:08,251
Look. A hundred thousand dollar
sound system, and nobody's dancing.
302
00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:13,923
If I may congest, the pool is taking
up the prime dancing real estate.
303
00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:20,847
If you put glass over the pool,
it would be like dancing on water.
304
00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:25,476
- And people love to do that.
- Let's not talk business now.
305
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:28,813
Let's set up a meeting.
306
00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:33,568
Anna Nicole? Put something on.
You're making us sick.
307
00:36:33,776 --> 00:36:36,070
Meeting!
308
00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:39,699
- Let's mingle.
- Right.
309
00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:44,412
This Italian food tastes so good.
It's, like, Mexican.
310
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:47,957
- Could you pass me a towel, please?
- Good. How are you?
311
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:53,713
- They're right behind you.
- BMW... Vanilla, mostly.
312
00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:57,592
- There you are.
- We got scared.
313
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,512
- Of who? We'll kick his ass.
- No.
314
00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:05,099
We got scared
somebody stole you away from us.
315
00:37:05,308 --> 00:37:09,312
Oh, okay.
316
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,149
Like some other girls
would steal us away...
317
00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:18,404
Oh, right. Oh!
318
00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:25,161
So, do you guys wanna go some place
we can be alone?
319
00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:29,999
No... Yes! Oh, man.
320
00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:35,630
- Why does it taste so sweet?
- 'Cos it's like candy.
321
00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:43,304
These are real.
They'll be dead in a week.
322
00:37:44,597 --> 00:37:50,144
You know what I always thought
would make a cool "Twilight Zone"?
323
00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:54,232
Like, we see a picture
of this lady, -
324
00:37:54,440 --> 00:38:00,446
- but to this lady, are we just
a picture of us? Ever think of that?
325
00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:03,241
No.
326
00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:06,869
Why don't you come over here?
327
00:38:07,078 --> 00:38:11,541
Vivica, you know what I heard
when I first met you?
328
00:38:11,749 --> 00:38:14,085
What?
329
00:38:20,758 --> 00:38:24,095
- What are you doing?
- That's an ambulance.
330
00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:29,600
Coming to take me away.
The sight of you stopped my heart.
331
00:38:30,893 --> 00:38:37,650
Cambi, do you like blueberries
or strawberries?
332
00:38:37,859 --> 00:38:43,156
I wanna know what kind of pancakes
to order you in the morning.
333
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:49,162
Steve!
334
00:38:52,248 --> 00:38:56,460
- I was wondering...
- What are you doing?
335
00:38:56,669 --> 00:39:02,175
Checking your label.
Just as I thought. Made in heaven.
336
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:05,511
Doug. You've gotten past
the opening lines.
337
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:11,976
- Is that a mirror in your pocket?
- What?
338
00:39:12,185 --> 00:39:16,272
I could see myself in your pants.
339
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:21,611
If I said you had a nice body,
would you hold it against me?
340
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:31,954
I was there. I was, like, "Emilio!"
And Doug was going cra...
341
00:39:32,163 --> 00:39:37,752
And Steve was, like, "Emilio!"
Oh, God, if you were only there.
342
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:42,924
I feel like a selfish pig, going on
about myself. What about you?
343
00:39:43,132 --> 00:39:47,345
Where are you from?
Any brothers or sisters? Any family?
344
00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:50,306
- Pets, what about pets?
- I got a cat.
345
00:39:50,515 --> 00:39:53,893
Really? A cat? Interesting.
346
00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:59,565
I think of you more as a dog person.
Maybe a Pomeranian. Lhasa Apso.
347
00:39:59,774 --> 00:40:04,654
Something small, warm, fuzzy...
348
00:40:04,862 --> 00:40:07,365
Is this your first time?
349
00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:11,202
Yes. Isn't it yours?
350
00:40:13,204 --> 00:40:17,041
- Is this your first time?
- What?
351
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:22,004
Are you serious?
Oh, you're hilarious.
352
00:40:22,213 --> 00:40:30,179
Oh, man. You're funny.
Hey, Steve? You're a funny girl.
353
00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:34,767
All right. Hey, where are you going?
354
00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:45,319
- Oh, my God.
- Did you just? 'Cos I just...
355
00:40:50,741 --> 00:40:56,080
Not that it hasn't happened before.
It was okay.
356
00:40:56,289 --> 00:41:00,042
I'm gonna go back in and...
357
00:41:03,462 --> 00:41:06,382
- Hey, Steve?
- Yeah, Doug?
358
00:41:13,347 --> 00:41:18,603
- You got a number.
- We got a number.
359
00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:32,074
I got some great office supplies
for our new nightclub business.
360
00:41:32,283 --> 00:41:35,578
Post-It notes to annotate important
documents.
361
00:41:35,786 --> 00:41:40,541
Little ones. You write smaller than
me. Mugs with our names on them.
362
00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:44,629
Yours say Doug.
Did you call Mr. Zadir?
363
00:41:44,837 --> 00:41:50,092
Before you talk to a man like Mr. Zadir,
you have to have a plan of attack.
364
00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:55,681
I'd like to schedule a meeting.
Can you do... 12:30?
365
00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:59,018
Let me see.
366
00:42:03,481 --> 00:42:06,317
- I'm clear.
- You know what?
367
00:42:06,526 --> 00:42:10,655
Let's have a pre-meeting
to brainstorm before our meeting.
368
00:42:10,863 --> 00:42:16,702
Yeah, that way we don't
look like idiots at our meeting.
369
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:22,667
- I'm sorry. Register's closed.
- Sorry.
370
00:42:24,919 --> 00:42:29,966
Mr. Butabi,
where's the other cash register?
371
00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:38,724
Steve? I was just thinking. Dad
would be really proud of us right now.
372
00:42:38,933 --> 00:42:45,231
What are you idiots doing? I pay you
to take money and push a button.
373
00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:48,317
Are your delicate fingers injured?
374
00:42:48,526 --> 00:42:52,905
- We're working our asses off.
- Our week's filling up quick.
375
00:42:53,114 --> 00:42:56,617
We've made
important business contacts.
376
00:42:56,826 --> 00:43:00,163
Dancing the Macarena
with Donald Trump?
377
00:43:00,371 --> 00:43:04,834
You're always telling us
to do something with our lives.
378
00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:10,339
You never support us or care about
what's important to us, right?
379
00:43:10,548 --> 00:43:15,803
- Yeah... for the most part.
- Even your brother isn't convinced.
380
00:43:16,012 --> 00:43:22,268
Why? He uses his brain, unlike you.
You're a loser! New policy.
381
00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:28,483
No more clubs.
Yes! Your life is retail.
382
00:43:28,691 --> 00:43:31,903
- Go clean the stockroom.
- You know what?
383
00:43:32,111 --> 00:43:38,075
Not only will we not clean out
the stockroom, we're out of here!
384
00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:41,871
What about the stockroom?
385
00:43:42,955 --> 00:43:46,459
We don't need you.
We made huge-ass contacts last night.
386
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:50,505
Plus we met these girls, Dad.
387
00:43:50,713 --> 00:43:54,842
We'll make it without you.
You'll see.
388
00:43:55,051 --> 00:44:00,264
I'll see when you come home, begging
for food and shelter. Morons!
389
00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:06,604
Steve? You're an ass, Doug.
You want to go to the beach later?
390
00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:10,983
I know a beach where you don't have
to wear a bathing suit.
391
00:44:11,192 --> 00:44:16,072
- Plus with my milky white skin...
- This is a major family crisis.
392
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,534
I have to take
a rain check on this convo.
393
00:44:20,952 --> 00:44:27,083
Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don't
mean that metaphorically.
394
00:44:28,084 --> 00:44:32,588
Just give me a call if you wanna
go out. Or just call me anyway.
395
00:45:12,545 --> 00:45:16,716
You notice we forgot to ask her
something. That's weird.
396
00:45:16,924 --> 00:45:22,346
We're in serious relationships right
now, and our ladies can trust us.
397
00:45:22,555 --> 00:45:28,269
Why go out for burgers,
when you got steak at home?
398
00:45:36,986 --> 00:45:41,407
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, fine.
399
00:45:41,616 --> 00:45:44,494
- Doug and Steve Butabi.
- You're brothers?
400
00:45:44,702 --> 00:45:51,083
- We can't get into that right now.
- Your names are not on the list.
401
00:45:51,292 --> 00:45:53,586
We have a meeting.
402
00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:58,716
- Doug, Mr. Zadir!
- Security.
403
00:46:01,552 --> 00:46:05,890
- Dooey... Yeah. Up top.
- Main man.
404
00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:11,395
- Raging party last night.
- Is that what my mother told you?
405
00:46:11,604 --> 00:46:15,525
- What?
- The fluffy whip was a big hit.
406
00:46:15,733 --> 00:46:21,030
- I was sent out looking for more.
- You, sir, are a party animal.
407
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:25,827
It's been great spending quality
time, but we're meeting Mr. Zadir.
408
00:46:26,035 --> 00:46:30,540
Zadir was drunk last night.
He doesn't even remember you.
409
00:46:30,748 --> 00:46:34,919
You think you're the first losers
I've had to get rid of on a Monday?
410
00:46:35,127 --> 00:46:40,466
- Are we being blown off?
- Actually, you're being kicked out.
411
00:46:50,518 --> 00:46:54,438
That doesn't feel good at all...
412
00:46:56,232 --> 00:46:59,819
- What's going on?
- Just some trespassers.
413
00:47:00,027 --> 00:47:05,992
- And the boys from last night?
- I haven't located them yet.
414
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,704
Dooey, did you just grab my ass?
415
00:47:09,912 --> 00:47:14,083
From where I'm standing,
that's a physical impossibility.
416
00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:18,462
I know your tricks, Dooey.
417
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:34,187
Maybe we should just go back to work.
418
00:47:34,395 --> 00:47:39,400
Maybe we should go to college, not
put gel in our hair and wear jeans!
419
00:47:39,609 --> 00:47:44,113
- Let's do that, Steve!
- Sorry.
420
00:47:49,243 --> 00:47:52,288
Cambi's number.
421
00:47:53,539 --> 00:47:59,670
- We had a pretty sweet time, right?
- Sweet-ass time.
422
00:47:59,879 --> 00:48:04,842
Diabetic.
I could see us doing that again.
423
00:48:05,051 --> 00:48:08,846
Maybe even a couple of times a week.
424
00:48:09,055 --> 00:48:13,226
The ladies await, my friend. Cell.
425
00:48:15,353 --> 00:48:19,440
So you do travel to places
other than Japan.
426
00:48:19,649 --> 00:48:23,277
- These hotties are sweet.
- Sweet ass sweet.
427
00:48:25,279 --> 00:48:29,325
- Who is it?
- Just a bunch of pound signs.
428
00:48:29,534 --> 00:48:34,038
- Are you doing it right?
- You have to hit the pound sign.
429
00:48:36,123 --> 00:48:41,254
You have to put in our number
and then hit the pound sign.
430
00:48:43,339 --> 00:48:46,676
Excuse me, Bill Nye, the science guy.
431
00:48:46,884 --> 00:48:50,471
That's a sweet show, too.
432
00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:59,438
Cambi, it's your boyfriend.
Look, I need to see you.
433
00:48:59,647 --> 00:49:03,359
- I'm at the Skybar.
- We'll be right there.
434
00:49:03,568 --> 00:49:08,531
- Nice.
- I was focused the whole time.
435
00:49:08,739 --> 00:49:12,368
Did you have a good time last night?
436
00:49:12,577 --> 00:49:16,747
I had a great time.
I think we've reached a point -
437
00:49:16,956 --> 00:49:20,960
- where I can call you Viv
and leave out the "ica".
438
00:49:21,169 --> 00:49:25,840
You wanna hang out
or do what we did last night?
439
00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:30,595
- Or eat, then do what we did?
- Sounds good.
440
00:49:32,471 --> 00:49:37,935
- Have your boarding passes ready.
- You'll have to check your bag.
441
00:49:38,144 --> 00:49:45,568
The movie on this flight will be...
I can't think of any more.
442
00:49:45,776 --> 00:49:52,742
- Where's your car?
- Our dad got mad, took it away.
443
00:49:52,950 --> 00:49:58,915
We used to work for him, but we quit
today. Actually, we're unemployed.
444
00:49:59,123 --> 00:50:04,295
- You don't work with Mr. Zadir?
- We just met him last night.
445
00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:11,177
- We will be. So no, but yes.
- If we ever get to see him again.
446
00:50:15,097 --> 00:50:20,228
- You don't need boarding passes.
- Get away from us.
447
00:50:20,436 --> 00:50:24,398
- You guys are a big waste of time.
- Como what?
448
00:50:24,607 --> 00:50:29,779
- Steve, you're a jerkoff.
- I'm glad you shared that with me.
449
00:50:29,987 --> 00:50:34,992
- It's a big step for both of us.
- Consider last night a favor.
450
00:50:35,201 --> 00:50:38,830
Now do us a favor.
Never talk to us again!
451
00:50:39,038 --> 00:50:42,708
- What did we do? We'll change.
- You can't change.
452
00:50:42,917 --> 00:50:46,504
You are ugly, pathetic losers.
453
00:50:46,712 --> 00:50:51,759
I can't believe we actually had sex
with these asswads!
454
00:50:51,968 --> 00:50:57,682
That's the problem. Poor schmucks
look just the same as rich schmucks.
455
00:51:10,027 --> 00:51:15,575
- No... Yes...
- This is the worst day of my life.
456
00:51:15,783 --> 00:51:19,495
I'd really appreciate it
if you didn't talk to me right now.
457
00:51:19,704 --> 00:51:23,124
I don't know how to respond to that.
458
00:51:23,332 --> 00:51:30,464
Big surprise. You don't know how to
work the clubs, talk to the ladies.
459
00:51:30,673 --> 00:51:35,261
You only know how to ask me
how to do everything!
460
00:51:35,469 --> 00:51:39,640
That's why everything has gone
wrong. You're holding me back.
461
00:51:39,849 --> 00:51:48,858
You're like this thing tied to my
leg, this dragging thing on a chain.
462
00:51:49,066 --> 00:51:52,862
- A lead weight?
- Yes, thank you. But not anymore!
463
00:51:53,070 --> 00:51:56,574
Nothing. That's all. Nothing.
464
00:51:56,782 --> 00:52:02,705
You can't blame me. Today was just
a series of random events gone awry.
465
00:52:02,914 --> 00:52:08,711
Maybe they wouldn't go awry
if I had someone next to me with a brain!
466
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:14,800
You know what? Dad was right.
You are a loser.
467
00:52:15,009 --> 00:52:20,765
You know what, Steve?
I lied. You're not good looking.
468
00:52:20,973 --> 00:52:25,978
Did you say something? I can't hear
things from that low to the ground.
469
00:52:26,187 --> 00:52:30,691
- Consider me your ex-brother.
- I don't care.
470
00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:34,821
Care about this?
You want the real thing?
471
00:52:35,029 --> 00:52:37,657
- Do you want...?
- Stop talking to me.
472
00:52:37,865 --> 00:52:40,368
Fine. My pleasure.
473
00:53:24,412 --> 00:53:30,293
Little Post-Its, you little idiot.
474
00:53:30,501 --> 00:53:33,629
Get out, 'cos I hate you.
475
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,726
- You should take a lesson from it.
- Grieco.
476
00:54:13,211 --> 00:54:18,591
- You'll be very happy with these.
- How long do they last?
477
00:54:18,799 --> 00:54:23,971
They last forever. They're silk.
They'll always be in bloom.
478
00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:30,144
They'll never die, never change.
Never say you're not good looking.
479
00:54:30,353 --> 00:54:37,276
They'll always be in your room, not
suddenly move to the guest house.
480
00:54:37,485 --> 00:54:41,572
Something has come up. Excuse me.
481
00:54:41,781 --> 00:54:47,745
- All the customers are depressed.
- It's just that I miss Doug.
482
00:54:47,954 --> 00:54:52,834
- He's in the guest house. It's a mansion.
- There's no cable.
483
00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:58,673
- Yes, there is. They have Cinemax.
- But there's no HBO. God!
484
00:55:01,759 --> 00:55:06,514
- Feel it right here. Squeeze.
- Hey, Steve.
485
00:55:06,722 --> 00:55:10,101
I heard about your brother.
486
00:55:10,309 --> 00:55:15,940
- So when are we gonna go out?
- I know a place with spinach wraps.
487
00:55:16,149 --> 00:55:21,529
I know you've had you heart set on
this, but the truth is, I'm a rebel.
488
00:55:21,737 --> 00:55:25,616
You're like this
sweet-girl-from-next-door type.
489
00:55:25,825 --> 00:55:32,999
I go to college. Translation: Drunken
orgies with occasional Cliff notes.
490
00:55:33,207 --> 00:55:38,337
It sounds good, but I just got out
of this very serious relationship.
491
00:55:38,546 --> 00:55:42,341
I have to nurse my emotional wounds.
492
00:55:42,550 --> 00:55:46,345
That could take till... Saturday.
493
00:55:46,554 --> 00:55:51,851
That's perfect. Your dad got us tickets
for David Copperfield this Saturday.
494
00:55:52,059 --> 00:55:58,524
It's gonna be so much fun
to see things appear and disappear.
495
00:56:02,612 --> 00:56:04,780
I'll see you.
496
00:56:10,036 --> 00:56:15,791
- Oh, man. Great glutes.
- I don't care.
497
00:56:41,692 --> 00:56:45,071
- That's expensive.
- Gotta go.
498
00:56:48,115 --> 00:56:52,203
Who decorates like this?
Steve, come on.
499
00:57:25,153 --> 00:57:30,992
"Business. Human Relationships
in Management."
500
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,412
"Covers the development of..."
501
00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:39,667
Here's one. "Business Computer
Systems." That's a good one.
502
00:57:39,876 --> 00:57:45,298
Machines are Doug's thing.
I'm more of a people person.
503
00:57:45,506 --> 00:57:52,221
A business man must have knowledge
of computers. Come on.
504
00:57:52,430 --> 00:57:56,893
Here's another one.
"Venture Management."
505
00:57:57,101 --> 00:58:02,815
Gosh, Emily, school?
I'll have to read, and homework...
506
00:58:03,024 --> 00:58:07,653
Teachers saying: "Would you share
that with the rest of the class?"
507
00:58:07,862 --> 00:58:10,573
Do you want me to be less horny?
508
00:58:10,781 --> 00:58:16,078
- No, that wouldn't be good.
- Look, here's what we do.
509
00:58:16,287 --> 00:58:22,418
First, we combine the stores, okay?
Then we can add the furniture.
510
00:58:22,627 --> 00:58:26,005
Recliners and sofa beds...
511
00:58:26,214 --> 00:58:30,051
- And end tables and...
- Chairs.
512
00:58:30,259 --> 00:58:35,348
- Oh, yes, chairs.
- Ottomans.
513
00:58:35,556 --> 00:58:41,729
Yes, ottomans. We're gonna be bigger
than Ikea... Home Depot.
514
00:58:46,150 --> 00:58:49,946
Ikea!
515
00:58:59,747 --> 00:59:04,961
I think we're moving way too fast.
You're talking like we're married.
516
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:12,009
Oh, Steve.
You just made me so happy.
517
00:59:12,218 --> 00:59:16,264
What? No, I don't mean that.
518
00:59:16,472 --> 00:59:20,643
It's just that I don't...
519
00:59:24,939 --> 00:59:27,066
Okay.
520
00:59:39,495 --> 00:59:45,585
Doug, if I'm not mistaken,
this place has got it going on!
521
00:59:45,793 --> 00:59:49,255
I owe you big time for inviting me.
522
00:59:49,463 --> 00:59:55,219
Who wants to dance?
I call this one the sprinkler.
523
00:59:57,054 --> 01:00:02,268
You think it would be okay to wear
this to your brother's wedding?
524
01:00:02,477 --> 01:00:07,023
Your brother's wedding, man.
What are you gonna wear?
525
01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:12,320
You have to hand it to Steve.
That Emily is the perfect woman.
526
01:00:12,528 --> 01:00:17,450
Strong legs, tight stomach,
positive mental attitude...
527
01:00:17,658 --> 01:00:24,957
- She can really keep you on track.
- Shut up...! Idiot.
528
01:00:26,792 --> 01:00:30,755
Just because you and your brother
are having problems, -
529
01:00:30,963 --> 01:00:36,677
- that's no reason to refer to my
intellect in a diminutive manner.
530
01:00:36,886 --> 01:00:41,641
I'm sorry. It's just...
531
01:00:41,849 --> 01:00:46,103
Can we not talk
about my brother for a second?
532
01:00:46,312 --> 01:00:50,775
- 10-4. Boundary set.
- Thank you.
533
01:00:50,983 --> 01:00:55,655
I'm having a hell of a time.
534
01:01:02,995 --> 01:01:08,125
At this moment, I want to make
a toast to Steve and Emily, -
535
01:01:08,334 --> 01:01:12,588
- who after tomorrow
will be Mr. and Mrs. Steven Butabi.
536
01:01:12,797 --> 01:01:16,634
- Emily Sanderson-Butabi.
- Whoever.
537
01:01:16,843 --> 01:01:25,309
I would like to thank my parents,
who came in all the way from Maine.
538
01:01:25,518 --> 01:01:30,231
- Despite Mom's sciatica.
- Terrific, sir.
539
01:01:31,691 --> 01:01:36,529
And the Butabis, who came in
all the way from Yayman.
540
01:01:36,737 --> 01:01:41,951
- Yemen.
- And that's not the only union.
541
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:47,874
- We got a new lamp-plant store.
- Plant-lamp store. Much better.
542
01:01:48,082 --> 01:01:53,004
- Seriously, it sounds better.
- Steve?
543
01:01:53,212 --> 01:01:55,798
You want to make a toast?
544
01:01:56,007 --> 01:01:59,635
I think you should make a toast.
All the men are making toasts.
545
01:02:04,265 --> 01:02:10,688
Okay, I just want to say,
"What's up, Grandma, Grandpa?"
546
01:02:10,897 --> 01:02:15,651
And to the other two old people,
"What's up?"
547
01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:19,655
- Yeah, you.
- Very nice.
548
01:02:19,864 --> 01:02:24,911
Steve is thrilled
that this family's coming together.
549
01:02:25,119 --> 01:02:32,210
I'd like to show you some of our
business plans for after the merger.
550
01:02:35,379 --> 01:02:40,760
Dad? Is there any way
we can cancel this whole thing?
551
01:02:40,968 --> 01:02:46,682
- Yes... No!
- That is so funny.
552
01:02:46,891 --> 01:02:52,021
But it's like Emily turned out to be
this whole different other person.
553
01:02:52,230 --> 01:02:54,649
Let me explain something.
554
01:02:54,857 --> 01:02:59,529
The caterer has been paid.
Your grandparents came.
555
01:03:00,655 --> 01:03:04,784
All men are nervous
the night before their wedding.
556
01:03:04,992 --> 01:03:11,874
All guys are nervous and kind of
hope she eats a can of botulism?
557
01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:17,171
She could hang out with a deer and
accidentally be shot by a hunter.
558
01:03:17,380 --> 01:03:21,884
You know, when she's sleeping she
makes that nose whistle sound, -
559
01:03:22,093 --> 01:03:27,515
- and you want to ram her toothbrush
up her nostril into her skull.
560
01:03:29,433 --> 01:03:33,146
These are perfectly normal feelings.
561
01:03:42,071 --> 01:03:46,242
Doug, are you there? It's Steve.
562
01:03:55,668 --> 01:04:00,798
Hi, you've reached Doug Butabi.
I'm outside living it up.
563
01:04:01,007 --> 01:04:03,551
Unlike my pussywhipped brother -
564
01:04:03,759 --> 01:04:09,015
- who's too busy throwing his life away
for Emily. Beep.
565
01:04:09,223 --> 01:04:14,896
Doug? Sorry I missed you.
I guess I'm getting married -
566
01:04:15,104 --> 01:04:20,359
- and I'm just wondering
if you wanted to be my best man.
567
01:04:20,568 --> 01:04:22,778
Give me a call or page me.
568
01:04:22,987 --> 01:04:27,867
I'm in our room still
across from the pool.
569
01:04:28,075 --> 01:04:30,453
See you.
570
01:04:37,877 --> 01:04:42,757
- Let's go over this one more time.
- I know my duties as best man.
571
01:04:42,965 --> 01:04:47,345
I walk down the aisle.
I stand next to you.
572
01:04:47,553 --> 01:04:51,933
- I settle interwedding skirmishes.
- No, no...
573
01:04:52,141 --> 01:04:58,648
You're the best man. Not the wedding
bouncer. You just back me up.
574
01:04:58,856 --> 01:05:03,444
Like, if things get too heavy,
I step in like a spotter.
575
01:05:03,653 --> 01:05:06,781
- Yeah, right.
- Thanks, man.
576
01:05:06,989 --> 01:05:12,912
Let's go. We're ready, let's go.
577
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,707
Do you want your kid blessed or not?
578
01:05:19,168 --> 01:05:25,216
- Richard Grieco. You know Steve?
- I just don't want to be sued.
579
01:05:25,424 --> 01:05:30,471
No, listen to me. You can't get your
kid confirmed for less than $150.
580
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,267
You want your kid blessed,
you call me.
581
01:05:34,475 --> 01:05:42,066
Dad, I didn't have a bachelor party.
That's a major part of a wedding.
582
01:05:42,275 --> 01:05:47,613
So could we delay a couple of hours
so that we could go to a strip club?
583
01:05:47,822 --> 01:05:51,742
I have to go. Leave me a message.
584
01:05:54,370 --> 01:05:57,874
Hey... Steve getting married.
You're the man!
585
01:05:58,082 --> 01:06:03,588
Shut up, Craig. I'm walking
down the aisle, you dick!
586
01:06:03,796 --> 01:06:09,510
I told you to wear white.
Grandma, get off the phone.
587
01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:27,612
Dearly beloved. We're gathered
here today to join...
588
01:06:27,820 --> 01:06:32,575
Did we already start? Oh.
589
01:06:32,783 --> 01:06:38,164
I thought there was supposed
to be a buzzer or a whistle or something.
590
01:06:38,372 --> 01:06:41,751
...to join together this man
and this woman in holy matrimony.
591
01:06:41,959 --> 01:06:47,548
But first I understand the bride and
groom have each prepared something.
592
01:06:50,009 --> 01:06:55,515
"Dear Steve. They say if you set
something free and it comes back -
593
01:06:55,723 --> 01:06:59,811
- you should love it forever.
Like one of your silk plants, -
594
01:07:00,019 --> 01:07:05,858
- I'll try to stay beautiful. I know
our lives together will be great."
595
01:07:06,067 --> 01:07:10,071
"Just like when we saw David
Copperfield on our first date."
596
01:07:10,279 --> 01:07:12,532
"Love Emily."
597
01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:25,294
"I used to see you outside
my father's store -
598
01:07:25,503 --> 01:07:32,510
- and then we went on some dates
and you let me have sex with you."
599
01:07:38,349 --> 01:07:41,686
Oh, I'm done.
600
01:07:41,894 --> 01:07:46,607
If anyone has reason to believe
that this man or woman -
601
01:07:46,816 --> 01:07:52,071
- should not be married, speak now
or forever hold your peace.
602
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:58,411
- What's up? From out of town?
- Don't hit on the bridesmaid.
603
01:07:58,619 --> 01:08:04,375
- It's your wedding.
- Wait till after the ceremony.
604
01:08:05,501 --> 01:08:11,132
Do you promise to love Emily for
as long as you both shall live?
605
01:08:11,340 --> 01:08:15,636
My dad already paid the caterer.
606
01:08:17,221 --> 01:08:22,727
Do you promise to love Steven for
as long as you both shall live?
607
01:08:22,935 --> 01:08:26,481
- Steven, repeat after me.
- After me.
608
01:08:32,737 --> 01:08:38,159
- With this ring, I thee wed.
- With this ring, I thee wed.
609
01:08:41,078 --> 01:08:43,873
Now, Emily.
610
01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:48,002
With this ring...
611
01:08:56,719 --> 01:09:00,056
Doug!
612
01:09:03,267 --> 01:09:07,021
- What the hell's he doing here?
- Make him stop.
613
01:09:07,230 --> 01:09:10,483
Turn that music off!
614
01:09:10,691 --> 01:09:15,780
You know
what I paid for this wedding?
615
01:09:15,988 --> 01:09:21,160
Don't do that with your head.
That's so dumb!
616
01:09:21,369 --> 01:09:25,081
- Mr. Butabi, I can't...
- Keep going. You want to get paid?
617
01:09:25,289 --> 01:09:32,547
- You're out of my will!
- I told you he was a jerk!
618
01:09:43,432 --> 01:09:47,895
Emily... Sorry. I'm not ready yet.
619
01:09:48,104 --> 01:09:53,067
- Steve, stop!
- Nice poem, though. Sorry, Dad.
620
01:09:53,276 --> 01:09:59,365
Steve, come back here!
Don't you leave me. I'm not kidding.
621
01:09:59,574 --> 01:10:05,413
Mr. Butabi, as an actor and observer
of human nature, I can tell you -
622
01:10:05,621 --> 01:10:09,292
- that your son is not ready
for this sort of commitment.
623
01:10:13,713 --> 01:10:16,924
- Hello.
- Hey.
624
01:10:24,390 --> 01:10:27,768
- Go ahead, Father.
- What are you doing?
625
01:10:27,977 --> 01:10:33,566
Emily, Steve's discipline is lacking
as is his appreciation for you.
626
01:10:33,774 --> 01:10:40,323
Now, I can bench press 305 pound,
and my body fat is less than 2%.
627
01:10:43,493 --> 01:10:48,289
I am a professional trainer. I also
hope to market my own protein bar.
628
01:10:48,498 --> 01:10:52,376
Plus, I've always loved you.
629
01:10:55,796 --> 01:10:59,800
Okay. But we should
look into infomercials.
630
01:11:00,009 --> 01:11:05,431
- This is a completely new fee. Cool?
- Yeah.
631
01:11:07,850 --> 01:11:12,647
Okay. Dearly beloved,
we're gathered here again today...
632
01:11:15,024 --> 01:11:19,862
Also, I took Craig clubbing.
633
01:11:20,071 --> 01:11:23,199
That was all right.
634
01:11:23,407 --> 01:11:27,453
Plus I rented a lot of videos.
I didn't do much else.
635
01:11:32,291 --> 01:11:34,877
Look, Steve...
636
01:11:38,923 --> 01:11:44,345
I'm sorry.
I said a lot of bad things before.
637
01:11:46,430 --> 01:11:52,145
I've been thinking...
You're my brother.
638
01:11:52,353 --> 01:11:58,401
We're brothers,
and when we're together...
639
01:12:00,111 --> 01:12:02,697
I just...
640
01:12:05,032 --> 01:12:07,994
You don't drag me down.
641
01:12:09,453 --> 01:12:13,541
I drag me down.
642
01:12:14,959 --> 01:12:17,795
And you...
643
01:12:18,713 --> 01:12:21,716
You complete me.
644
01:12:21,924 --> 01:12:25,887
- Shut up.
- What?
645
01:12:26,095 --> 01:12:30,850
Just shut up.
You had me at "hello".
646
01:12:45,364 --> 01:12:53,956
It seems to me, you're a bit harder
on Doug than you are on Steve.
647
01:12:54,165 --> 01:12:59,420
It's true. It's just that Doug is
so rebellious. I can't control him.
648
01:12:59,629 --> 01:13:02,381
But rebellious, scrappy, dreamer...
649
01:13:02,590 --> 01:13:06,928
What other young man
does that remind you of?
650
01:13:08,179 --> 01:13:13,267
- Myself as a kid.
- So who are you really fighting with?
651
01:13:17,063 --> 01:13:22,443
Mr. Grieco...
You see right through me.
652
01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:39,043
I missed this car.
I look good in it.
653
01:13:39,252 --> 01:13:41,963
And you look good also.
654
01:13:42,171 --> 01:13:47,051
Thanks.
Glad you moved back into the room.
655
01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:51,514
Dad was cool about the wedding
after his chat with Grieco.
656
01:13:51,722 --> 01:13:56,185
And it really improved
your relationship with him.
657
01:14:00,106 --> 01:14:03,860
- Is that an outside nightclub?
- That's your idea.
658
01:14:04,068 --> 01:14:06,946
Pull over. Let's check it out.
659
01:14:15,997 --> 01:14:20,543
- We only let people in on the list.
- We're on the list.
660
01:14:20,751 --> 01:14:27,508
- Steve and Doug Butabi.
- Step right in.
661
01:14:27,717 --> 01:14:33,639
- Go right in.
- I guess we should go in then.
662
01:14:35,850 --> 01:14:40,438
- We're gonna go in.
- We're going in.
663
01:14:42,273 --> 01:14:47,028
I can't believe we got in.
Sure it wasn't a mistake?
664
01:14:47,236 --> 01:14:50,573
- It's weird to be in here.
- But they stole your idea.
665
01:14:57,914 --> 01:15:02,919
Butabis? I've been looking
all over for you. Come here!
666
01:15:03,127 --> 01:15:07,423
- Mr. Zadir!
- How do you like our club?
667
01:15:07,632 --> 01:15:11,219
- Our club?
- I cut you in. It was your idea.
668
01:15:11,427 --> 01:15:16,307
- Sweet ass sweet.
- Running a club is hard work.
669
01:15:16,516 --> 01:15:19,519
- Don't worry about it.
- We're workaholics.
670
01:15:19,727 --> 01:15:24,690
Dooey just called from Pismo Beach.
He says he didn't grab your ass.
671
01:15:24,899 --> 01:15:27,109
What is he up to now?
672
01:15:27,318 --> 01:15:30,988
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
673
01:15:32,198 --> 01:15:35,284
- Let's do some business.
- All right.
674
01:15:39,705 --> 01:15:44,085
- Put some cherries on that.
- Nice call.
675
01:15:44,293 --> 01:15:50,007
- Mr. Butabi, can you approve this?
- That looks fine and all that.
676
01:15:50,216 --> 01:15:53,469
- Hi, Mr. Barntabi.
- It's Butabi, but that's okay.
677
01:15:53,678 --> 01:15:58,516
How's the hair?
Successful-club-owner good?
678
01:15:58,724 --> 01:16:03,271
That voice sounds so familiar.
679
01:16:06,274 --> 01:16:10,319
- Are you...?
- Doug?
680
01:16:10,528 --> 01:16:14,490
- Credit vixen?
- My God, I can't believe this.
681
01:16:14,699 --> 01:16:18,744
You're even more beautiful
than you sound.
682
01:16:18,953 --> 01:16:24,792
- You stopped calling.
- Not because I didn't want to.
683
01:16:25,001 --> 01:16:28,546
Am I what you expected?
684
01:16:29,797 --> 01:16:33,259
I totally approve.
685
01:16:34,510 --> 01:16:39,056
- You're not here with anyone?
- Just my friend.
686
01:16:41,142 --> 01:16:43,895
Hottie police officer?
687
01:16:44,103 --> 01:16:49,025
I was really looking forward
to meeting you in court on June 6th.
688
01:16:49,233 --> 01:16:53,779
- So, do you guys wanna dance?
- No.
689
01:16:55,531 --> 01:16:59,577
- Yes.
- Yes.
690
01:16:59,785 --> 01:17:04,415
- Oh, I love this song.
- I'm getting kind of sick of it.
691
01:17:48,709 --> 01:17:51,587
I broke the window again.
692
01:21:45,488 --> 01:21:50,034
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