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( Jack Jones' "The
Love Boat" playing )
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Exciting and new ♪
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♪ Come aboard ♪
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♪ We're expecting you ♪
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♪ And love ♪
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♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ Let it flow ♪
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♪ It floats back to you ♪
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♪ The Love Boat ♪
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♪ Soon will be
making Another run ♪
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♪ The Love Boat ♪
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♪ Promises something
For everyone ♪
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♪ Set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ And love ♪
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♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ It's an open smile ♪
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♪ On a friendly shore ♪
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♪ It's love ♪
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♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪
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(
upbeat theme playing )
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What's bugging you, Gopher?
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No, it's not just
what, it's who.
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It's Captain Stubing.
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Now, what's he
done to you today?
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It's not just today.
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It's all the time.
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It's always, "Gopher,
get a haircut.
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Gopher, do this.
Gopher, do that."
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I'll bet you that on every
given cruise he says,
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"Gopher, do something"
at least 20 times.
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How big a bet?
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Fifty bucks.
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I'll take that bet.
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You got it. Me too.
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Report back in 10 minutes.
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Gopher.
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That's one.
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I'm gonna clean up this cruise.
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STUBING: Gopher!
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That's one.
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( horn honking )
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Lee, you are gonna have
a fabulous time. ( sighs )
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Laraine, it's just
a business trip.
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I know.
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And I'll be all tied up
with the ad campaign.
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I know.
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But maybe we can do it
together next time, hm?
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I know.
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It would be nice if we could
get away alone sometime.
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Maybe then we'd have a chance...
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I know. Talk.
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We never really talk.
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But we will when I get back.
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I know.
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WOMAN: Laraine! Laraine!
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Laraine Graham!
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Look who it is, Herman.
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I could die.
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It's Laraine,
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from the apartment
down the hall.
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Oh, I could die.
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Mr. and Mrs. Bass.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, what's everybody doing?
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Taking a cruise.
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Oh, I hope our cabins are close.
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Herman, look at our
tickets. Oh, oh, no,
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I'm not going. I-I just
came to see Lee off.
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You're not going?
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But your Lee is?
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What happened,
honey? A little fight?
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You know, you can tell me.
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My lips are sealed. Mm.
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Isn't that right, Herman?
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Lee's researching a new
ad campaign for the ship line.
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And he thought I would
be bored if I came along.
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You know, he'll be working late.
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Oh. ( chuckling )
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And you bought that?
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I'll tell you, I wouldn't
let my Herman
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out of my sight for a minute.
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Right, Herman?
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Herman?
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Herman!
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Come here. We've
gotta get aboard.
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Well, I'll keep an eye
on Lee for you, dear.
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Oh, no, I don't think...
You don't have to thank me.
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You know, not everybody
is like my Herman.
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Come, Herman.
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(
sedate theme playing )
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Mr. Yamashiro.
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We've been expecting you.
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I'm Captain Merrill Stubing.
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It's a pleasure to
have one of Japan's
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foremost industrialists
as an honored guest.
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My personnel will respond
with alacrity to your every wish.
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What he say? Hm.
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Oh, uh... Uh, welcome aboard.
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Oh. Heh-heh.
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I'm Ken Davis, Mr. Yamashiro's
sales manager in the States.
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It's my pleasure. I
hope you like our ship.
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Oh, he will like your ship.
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Ship is made of steel from
Yamashiro Steel Company.
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Largest in the Orient.
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Also hat and, uh, wristwatch.
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Heh. Uh-heh.
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Shaving lotion.
Swinging Samurai.
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Well, if there is
something you need
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that you don't already
make, let me know.
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Enjoy your cruise.
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Thank you.
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Heh. Uh, Davis. Hm?
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Uh, you keep eye on him, hm?
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Oh.
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If he do good, I make him
captain of my new oil tanker.
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I'll remember that.
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Also remember, Davis,
why we take this cruise, huh?
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You make real estate deal
with, uh, that, uh, Newman lady.
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Otherwise Yamashiro
get very angry.
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Make you houseboy on oil tanker.
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( both laugh )
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Uh.
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Little joke.
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Oh, yes, sir, it was.
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Well, sir, better get,
uh, road on the show.
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Uh, that's "show
on the road," sir.
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Davis. Hm?
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You lip your button.
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Hi, lovely ladies.
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Could I help you?
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Adam Bricker, the ship's doctor.
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Oh, a doctor.
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Are you a specialist?
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Mm-hm.
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The Latin Hustle.
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I'm Eve Colbert and
this is my sister-in-law,
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Ruth Newman.
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Hi, Eve, Ruth. Uh.
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How do you do? How are you?
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Uh, Ruth is recently
widowed and not into dating.
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I, on the other hand,
am recently divorced
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and into dating heavily.
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Eve, you're in luck.
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I'm also recently divorced.
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Oh, I bet you date heavily too.
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Uh-huh.
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That's why I'm
recently divorced.
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Come on, ladies. Thank you.
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Nice, huh? Oh, it's pretty.
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Oh, Ruth, this is gonna be fun.
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Beautiful, isn't it?
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It is so bourgeois.
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Dad, do I have to
come on this cruise?
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Oh, come on, you'll love it.
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Look, Vanessa, you're away
at school most of the year.
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I want a chance to get
acquainted with my daughter.
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You, um... You are my
daughter, aren't you?
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Dad, I'll make you a deal.
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You don't pick on my denims,
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I won't pick on
your double knits.
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Hello, I'm your cruise
director, Julie McCoy.
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Slade Summerhill.
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And this is my
daughter, Vanessa.
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How do you do?
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I'm sure that you two are gonna
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have a wonderful time here.
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We have lots of activities:
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swimming, dancing, shuffleboard.
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Do you have any
cultural events? Well, yes.
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You can pick up
a list of lectures
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from the purser's desk.
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Thank you.
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Mm-hm.
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Okay, Mr. Summerhill,
let me check and see
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what your seating
arrangement will be for dinner.
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Yeah, you get strict
teachers to help you.
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Oh. ( speaks indistinctly )
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Who is that, uh, deck
hand Vanessa's talking to?
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Oh, sir, that isn't a deck hand.
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That's our assistant
purser, Burl Smith.
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He's a ship's officer.
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You're kidding.
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Not only do we have lectures,
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we have a terrific
ship's library.
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Great. Do you have
any books on Lenin?
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No. But I think we've
got one on Ringo.
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Come on. I'll show you.
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STUBING: Gopher?
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Ah. Uh, excuse me.
That's the captain.
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Yes, sir? ( clears throat )
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You're supposed
to help Miss McCoy
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board all the passengers,
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not just the pretty ones.
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Yeah, yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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( sighs )
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That's two, and we
haven't even left the port yet.
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Oh, it's ship's business, sir.
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( horn honking )
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( chattering excitedly )
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( horn honking )
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( speaking inaudibly )
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Excuse me, sir, but,
uh, you're in my cabin.
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Uh, there must be some mistake.
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What? This is my cabin.
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Oh?
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Well, I'm not leaving.
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Well... what should
we do about it?
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I guess we'll just have
to make the best of it.
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( both laughing )
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BOTH: Mm.
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I was getting sick of
meeting in hotel rooms.
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Lee, there's gonna
be a Welcome Aboard,
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a cocktail party
on the Lido Deck.
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Yeah. We can
be, uh, lovers later,
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but, oh, let's be people first.
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Please, please? Mm.
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Okay, I guess I can wait.
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Oh, good.
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Is the party over yet?
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( laughs )
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Lee!
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(
upbeat theme playing )
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Uh, here you go, Mr. Yamashiro.
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Dragon's Breath.
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Our finest sake.
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Of course. Heh.
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Made by Yamashiro Distillery.
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( chuckles )
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Uh, up the hatch.
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Mm.
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Mr. Yamashiro? Hm?
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Listen, now that
we're aboard, uh,
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how about taking a look at that
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invention I talked to you about?
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Oh, no, no, no. Hm?
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Your invention not
ready to work yet,
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and, uh, I'm not ready to buy.
241
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,932
Now, you concentrate
on your job,
242
00:10:50,956 --> 00:10:52,658
or you gonna be ready
for unemployment.
243
00:10:53,863 --> 00:10:57,581
Right. Uh... Mrs.
Newman is on board, sir.
244
00:10:57,605 --> 00:10:59,820
Oh. Good, good.
245
00:10:59,844 --> 00:11:03,565
Now, you arrange for lady to
sell us electronics factory, hm?
246
00:11:03,589 --> 00:11:06,638
I am tired of hearing
no for answer. Hm.
247
00:11:06,662 --> 00:11:08,542
Make her offer
she cannot excuse.
248
00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,070
Uh, that's "refuse," sir.
249
00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:12,542
You refuse?
250
00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:14,492
Oh, no.
251
00:11:14,516 --> 00:11:16,831
No, no. Uh... But,
Mr. Yamashiro,
252
00:11:16,855 --> 00:11:19,004
we've already offered
her a million-five.
253
00:11:19,028 --> 00:11:22,379
Then sweeten the offer. Mm.
254
00:11:22,403 --> 00:11:24,319
Throw in a color TV.
255
00:11:24,343 --> 00:11:26,122
American color TV.
256
00:11:26,146 --> 00:11:27,513
( laughs )
257
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,623
Mm. Funny joke.
258
00:11:31,729 --> 00:11:32,730
( chuckles )
259
00:11:34,468 --> 00:11:37,239
You make a deal, or you
gonna laugh in the poorhouse.
260
00:11:39,514 --> 00:11:40,516
( sighs )
261
00:11:41,755 --> 00:11:45,071
Well, Mr. What-Ya-Call-It,
of all people.
262
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,441
Oh. Mrs. Newman,
what a surprise.
263
00:11:46,465 --> 00:11:48,079
Uh, of course you
remember Mr. Yamashiro.
264
00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:49,583
Of course.
265
00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:52,692
You're the one who's going
to buy the United States.
266
00:11:52,716 --> 00:11:55,097
( both laugh )
267
00:11:55,121 --> 00:11:58,205
Um, suppose I start
by buying you drink, eh?
268
00:11:58,229 --> 00:11:59,231
Uh, poison your name.
269
00:12:00,635 --> 00:12:01,782
No, thank you.
270
00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:03,386
You know, I have a funny feeling
271
00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:05,290
that our being on
the same cruise
272
00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:07,696
is not a... A total accident.
273
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,468
Well, what makes you say that?
274
00:12:09,492 --> 00:12:10,604
( chuckles )
275
00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:13,045
Because my instincts
are very good,
276
00:12:13,069 --> 00:12:14,737
and your acting is lousy.
277
00:12:16,176 --> 00:12:17,477
Sayonara.
278
00:12:18,548 --> 00:12:20,152
Sayonara.
279
00:12:21,524 --> 00:12:23,338
Getting her to sell
isn't gonna be easy.
280
00:12:23,362 --> 00:12:25,075
Uh, then use the brain. Hm?
281
00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:29,119
See, Davis, this woman
not interested in big checks.
282
00:12:29,143 --> 00:12:31,592
So maybe use a
little sex. Heh-heh.
283
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:33,197
Sex?
284
00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:35,502
Why you think I bring you here?
285
00:12:35,526 --> 00:12:40,136
I heard you have, uh, black
belt in hanky-panky. Huh?
286
00:12:43,714 --> 00:12:45,929
This whole cruise is gross.
287
00:12:45,953 --> 00:12:48,302
And when I think of the
money you spent on it.
288
00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:50,342
Can I help it if I have money?
289
00:12:50,366 --> 00:12:52,013
But, Daddy, you didn't earn it.
290
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,550
I didn't steal it.
291
00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:55,653
I inherited it from
Uncle Zachary.
292
00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:58,683
Who piled up a fortune
from the sweat of the masses.
293
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,838
You could say that.
294
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,965
He invented a deodorant.
295
00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:07,685
Hi, Vanessa.
296
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:08,822
Hi, Gopher.
297
00:13:08,846 --> 00:13:10,048
Bye, Gopher.
298
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:15,071
Why did you chase him off?
299
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,411
You can do better
than a sawed-off clerk
300
00:13:17,435 --> 00:13:18,546
in a sailor suit.
301
00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:19,985
Well, at least he's a worker.
302
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,322
He earns his keep.
303
00:13:21,346 --> 00:13:23,829
With his prospects,
he'll never earn yours.
304
00:13:23,853 --> 00:13:25,164
( gasps )
305
00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:29,109
You make me so mad...
I'm not going to yell.
306
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:31,515
I'm going to meditate.
307
00:13:31,539 --> 00:13:33,174
( chanting ): Om.
308
00:13:33,777 --> 00:13:34,878
Om.
309
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:40,271
Mm. To our romantic cruise.
310
00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:42,978
To our first drink together...
311
00:13:43,003 --> 00:13:45,283
not from room service.
312
00:13:45,307 --> 00:13:46,286
Lee!
313
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:47,288
Lee Graham!
314
00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:48,524
Herman, look who it is.
315
00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:51,233
It's Lee. I could die.
316
00:13:51,257 --> 00:13:52,502
I could die too.
317
00:13:52,526 --> 00:13:53,506
Oh.
318
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:55,576
What a surprise. It's me.
319
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,383
Cora and Herman from
the apartment building.
320
00:13:58,407 --> 00:14:00,589
Cora and Herman from
the apartment building.
321
00:14:00,613 --> 00:14:02,095
What a coincidence.
322
00:14:02,119 --> 00:14:03,197
Terrific.
323
00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:04,434
We'll see you around the ship.
324
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,108
I don't believe we
know your lady friend.
325
00:14:07,132 --> 00:14:08,465
She's no lady friend.
326
00:14:09,939 --> 00:14:11,987
I mean, she's a lady,
but she's no friend.
327
00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:13,257
We just met.
328
00:14:13,281 --> 00:14:17,433
Uh, this is Cora and Herman
from the apartment building,
329
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,869
and I'm Lee Graham.
330
00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:21,912
Hm. And I'm Andrea Martin.
331
00:14:21,936 --> 00:14:23,783
So nice to meet you.
332
00:14:23,807 --> 00:14:25,053
We saw Laraine on the pier.
333
00:14:25,077 --> 00:14:26,123
Laraine?
334
00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:27,714
Yes. Laraine. Your wife.
335
00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:32,373
Oh, Andrea, you
should meet his wife.
336
00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:35,613
Oh, salt of the
earth, that woman.
337
00:14:35,637 --> 00:14:37,118
Larraine couldn't come.
338
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:39,056
This trip is strictly business.
339
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,463
The ad campaign
for the cruise line.
340
00:14:41,487 --> 00:14:44,471
Well, Herman and I are not
gonna let you work that hard.
341
00:14:44,495 --> 00:14:46,142
This is our first day out.
342
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,477
Now, come on,
we'll tour the ship.
343
00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:48,714
No, no, no, no. I couldn't.
344
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:50,887
I promised Laraine
I'd take care of you.
345
00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:52,125
Have a nice time, honey.
346
00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:53,628
Hope you meet someone.
347
00:14:53,652 --> 00:14:54,852
Come, Herman.
348
00:15:04,547 --> 00:15:05,667
(
upbeat theme playing )
349
00:15:10,395 --> 00:15:12,318
( soft music playing
on speakers )
350
00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:16,186
Oh.
351
00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:19,428
Oh. You won't
believe who I ran into
352
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,067
on the Lido Deck.
353
00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:24,075
R2-D2 and C-3PO.
354
00:15:24,099 --> 00:15:27,515
Close. Ken Davis and
Mr. Yamashiro. ( gasps )
355
00:15:27,539 --> 00:15:29,053
Do you think they
followed you here?
356
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:30,356
Uh-huh.
357
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,595
They must really
want you to sell.
358
00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:34,966
( scoffs ) No way.
359
00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:37,108
Ruth, the man has offered you
360
00:15:37,132 --> 00:15:38,577
a million and a half.
361
00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:39,847
Kind of tempting.
362
00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:40,984
Not to me.
363
00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:42,521
Ruth, listen to me.
364
00:15:42,545 --> 00:15:44,427
Sell Yamashiro the business.
365
00:15:44,451 --> 00:15:45,428
You don't need it.
366
00:15:45,452 --> 00:15:46,565
No!
367
00:15:46,589 --> 00:15:48,170
Frank built that
business from nothing.
368
00:15:48,194 --> 00:15:50,242
He wouldn't want me to sell.
369
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:53,183
Look, Eve, the only way I
can keep Frank's memory alive
370
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:54,786
is to keep the business alive.
371
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:58,295
Ruth, he's been gone
for over a year now.
372
00:15:58,319 --> 00:15:59,799
It's time to stop mourning
373
00:15:59,823 --> 00:16:02,140
and to start living.
374
00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:03,376
Come on.
375
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,362
Have dinner with Doc and me.
376
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,555
Okay.
377
00:16:08,579 --> 00:16:12,588
As long as the specialty
tonight is not Japanese food.
378
00:16:19,775 --> 00:16:21,657
I'm afraid you're in
the wrong cabin, sir.
379
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,762
You don't even know me. Hm.
380
00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:26,269
But I'd like to.
381
00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:27,454
I missed you.
382
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,613
Oh, and I missed you.
383
00:16:30,637 --> 00:16:32,785
Did you have to spend
the whole afternoon
384
00:16:32,809 --> 00:16:34,890
with Cora's welcome wagon?
385
00:16:34,913 --> 00:16:39,067
But we haven't missed
the evening's activities.
386
00:16:39,091 --> 00:16:44,716
Yeah. Like, uh...
dinner and dancing,
387
00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:47,489
and a walk in the moonlight.
388
00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:50,164
Andrea, I thought we'd spend
389
00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:53,070
our first night out more
romantically. Mm. Hm.
390
00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:54,864
So I ordered dinner in.
391
00:16:56,738 --> 00:16:58,082
What you mean is
you don't want Cora
392
00:16:58,106 --> 00:16:59,588
to see us together again, right?
393
00:16:59,612 --> 00:17:00,924
Well, you saw that woman.
394
00:17:00,948 --> 00:17:02,796
She'd like nothing
better than to tell Laraine
395
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,066
that I'm having an affair.
396
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,103
Well, maybe it would
be better if she found out.
397
00:17:06,128 --> 00:17:07,474
Then you'd have to
make up your mind
398
00:17:07,498 --> 00:17:09,413
whether you're gonna
divorce your wife or not.
399
00:17:09,437 --> 00:17:10,650
Well, I'm gonna divorce her,
400
00:17:10,674 --> 00:17:12,822
but the news needs
to come from me.
401
00:17:12,846 --> 00:17:14,528
Not from some nosy busybody.
402
00:17:14,552 --> 00:17:15,592
Oh.
403
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:19,895
Oh. Oh, look, look, uh,
let's just forget about that.
404
00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:25,019
Look, tonight
it's just us. Okay?
405
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,055
( knocking on door )
406
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,793
CORA: Lee?
407
00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:30,383
Dressed for dinner yet?
408
00:17:30,893 --> 00:17:33,243
Honey, look. Look,
just bear with me, okay?
409
00:17:33,267 --> 00:17:34,646
Look, I'll get rid of her, okay?
410
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,114
Just... Just... Just for one...
411
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,621
You're not gonna
put me in that thing!
412
00:17:38,546 --> 00:17:39,892
Uh, coming, Cora.
413
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,953
(
whimsical theme playing )
414
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,436
Cigarettes.
415
00:17:52,483 --> 00:17:54,129
Oh, Cora, Herman. Ah.
416
00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:56,133
You look so wonderful.
All dressed for dinner, huh?
417
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,470
Ooh. Well, you better get going.
418
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,108
You don't wanna miss
the hors d'oeuvres.
419
00:17:59,132 --> 00:18:01,583
Oh, have I got
great news for you.
420
00:18:01,607 --> 00:18:04,223
I spoke to that attractive
cruise director, Julie.
421
00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:07,163
Arranged for the three of us
to be seated at the same table.
422
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,266
( giggles )
423
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:09,670
Well, that's
wonderful news, Cora,
424
00:18:09,694 --> 00:18:11,743
but, uh, I'm not
hungry tonight. Oh.
425
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:12,878
And I'm gonna turn in early.
426
00:18:12,902 --> 00:18:15,518
Oh, cigarettes.
427
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,988
I didn't know you smoked.
428
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,093
Oh. For years.
429
00:18:19,117 --> 00:18:21,301
Uh. It's a filthy habit.
430
00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:24,040
In fact, I'm gonna
give it up right now.
431
00:18:24,064 --> 00:18:26,548
I'm gonna just flush
these right down the toilet.
432
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,077
( toilet flushes )
433
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,792
Good evening, sir.
434
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,975
I thought you said
you weren't hungry.
435
00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:40,183
Well, I have to sample
the ship's cuisine.
436
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:41,520
It's, uh, part of my job.
437
00:18:41,544 --> 00:18:42,922
Working on the
brochure, you know...
438
00:18:42,946 --> 00:18:44,727
Now, what do we have here:
439
00:18:44,751 --> 00:18:48,236
uh, duck l'orange,
one liver Veneziana.
440
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,074
Two dinners?
441
00:18:50,098 --> 00:18:51,077
( chuckles )
442
00:18:51,101 --> 00:18:52,548
There must be some mistake.
443
00:18:52,572 --> 00:18:55,187
Yes. I only ordered the liver.
444
00:18:55,211 --> 00:18:58,563
Liver? Oh, Herman loves liver.
445
00:18:58,587 --> 00:19:03,141
Steward, I suggest you check
which cabin ordered that duck.
446
00:19:03,165 --> 00:19:04,912
Thank you, sir.
447
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,982
Thank you very much.
448
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:06,985
And, uh, you'd better be
449
00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:08,456
hurrying to the dining room.
450
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,828
You don't want them to run
out of liver, do you, Herman?
451
00:19:10,852 --> 00:19:12,533
He's right, Herman.
452
00:19:12,557 --> 00:19:14,137
Bon appétit.
453
00:19:14,161 --> 00:19:16,477
Why don't we meet later?
You know, after dinner.
454
00:19:16,501 --> 00:19:18,848
We could go to the show.
And then we could go dancing.
455
00:19:18,872 --> 00:19:19,952
Swell.
456
00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:21,323
Come, Herman.
I'll see you there.
457
00:19:21,347 --> 00:19:23,160
Come, dear. Come.
458
00:19:23,184 --> 00:19:25,668
Later. ( laughs )
459
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:33,922
Matches.
460
00:19:33,946 --> 00:19:37,363
You forgot the matches.
461
00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:39,190
(
upbeat theme playing )
462
00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:44,872
( slow jazz playing,
people chattering )
463
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,926
And so that's when I realized
I had to join the Personhood.
464
00:19:54,098 --> 00:19:55,577
Uh... The... The what?
465
00:19:55,601 --> 00:19:57,348
The Personhood.
466
00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:58,419
It's a movement.
467
00:19:58,443 --> 00:20:01,059
We believe that
nobody should lead a...
468
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,429
And nobody should follow.
469
00:20:02,453 --> 00:20:04,101
We are all equal persons.
470
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:07,229
Well, you're the most
beautiful person I've ever seen.
471
00:20:08,436 --> 00:20:10,585
Only a beautiful
person would say that.
472
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,489
Oh, thank you.
473
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:15,094
Uh, this person would
like to personally request
474
00:20:15,118 --> 00:20:17,523
your person to dance,
but there's a small problem.
475
00:20:18,995 --> 00:20:19,975
What's the problem?
476
00:20:19,999 --> 00:20:21,780
Which person leads?
477
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,406
Nobody.
478
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,461
Good evening.
479
00:20:40,486 --> 00:20:41,464
Good evening.
480
00:20:41,489 --> 00:20:42,668
Oh, Captain Stubing. Uh... Uh,
481
00:20:42,692 --> 00:20:44,706
could I have a word
with you for a minute?
482
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:45,975
Oh, yes, Mr. Summerhill.
483
00:20:45,999 --> 00:20:48,683
Uh, that's, uh, my daughter
484
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:52,727
over there dancing with
a member of your crew.
485
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,798
Um, Gopher?
486
00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:56,402
Mm-hm.
487
00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:59,645
Call me snobbish, but I
don't want my daughter
488
00:20:59,669 --> 00:21:03,321
to throw herself
away on a... gofer.
489
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,757
Oh.
490
00:21:04,781 --> 00:21:08,266
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Summerhill,
but, uh, I make it a point
491
00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:11,029
never to interfere in the
private lives of my crew.
492
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:15,150
Would it make any
difference if I told you
493
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,323
I was a close friend
of one of the directors
494
00:21:17,347 --> 00:21:18,389
of this cruise line?
495
00:21:20,356 --> 00:21:21,636
None whatsoever.
496
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:24,376
I'm sorry. I... I
shouldn't have said that.
497
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,716
Could I just ask
for your help as a...
498
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,845
A very concerned father.
499
00:21:31,719 --> 00:21:34,890
Well... that's different.
500
00:21:37,499 --> 00:21:41,151
You know, this really
isn't my style at all.
501
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:44,728
On a night like this, my person
wants to run barefoot through
502
00:21:44,752 --> 00:21:46,532
the fields and
gaze at the stars.
503
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,236
Oh, wow.
504
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,708
Well, we can't
supply the fields,
505
00:21:49,732 --> 00:21:52,448
but we could take off our
shoes and look at the stars.
506
00:21:52,472 --> 00:21:54,085
Come on, follow me.
507
00:21:54,109 --> 00:21:55,253
No.
508
00:21:55,277 --> 00:21:57,125
No, nobody follows.
509
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,031
Share this direction
with my person.
510
00:21:59,055 --> 00:22:02,173
Gopher. Oh, boy.
511
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,878
Incredible timing. That's five.
512
00:22:03,902 --> 00:22:05,347
I'll see you on the deck.
513
00:22:05,371 --> 00:22:06,652
( clears throat )
514
00:22:06,676 --> 00:22:07,788
Yes, sir?
515
00:22:07,812 --> 00:22:09,960
Gopher, I hate to tell you this,
516
00:22:09,984 --> 00:22:12,566
but, uh, Vanessa's
father is concerned
517
00:22:12,590 --> 00:22:14,205
that you're leading
his daughter astray.
518
00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:15,541
Well, that's impossible, sir,
519
00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:17,713
because there are no leaders
and there are no followers.
520
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,083
I don't follow
you. Exactly, sir.
521
00:22:19,107 --> 00:22:20,789
You understand.
I don't understand.
522
00:22:20,813 --> 00:22:22,392
Now, look, I've passed
the message on,
523
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:23,463
the rest is up to you.
524
00:22:23,487 --> 00:22:24,799
Do you follow me? I can't, sir.
525
00:22:24,823 --> 00:22:26,104
There are no followers.
526
00:22:27,395 --> 00:22:29,009
( sighs )
527
00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:30,568
There are no followers?
528
00:22:32,944 --> 00:22:35,358
Oh, poor Gopher.
529
00:22:35,382 --> 00:22:36,361
Poor us.
530
00:22:36,385 --> 00:22:39,972
I never saw 50 bucks go so fast.
531
00:22:39,996 --> 00:22:43,514
Look, we'll sweeten
the deal with 200 shares
532
00:22:43,538 --> 00:22:44,583
of Yamashiro stock
533
00:22:44,607 --> 00:22:47,523
and another 50,000 in cash, huh?
534
00:22:47,547 --> 00:22:49,060
I said no in a letter,
535
00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:52,037
and I said no to your attorney's
attorney when he called me.
536
00:22:52,061 --> 00:22:54,230
Now, would you please
buzz off, Mr. Davis?
537
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:56,681
Please, call me Ken.
538
00:22:56,706 --> 00:22:59,287
Okay, Ken. Buzz off.
539
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,060
Look, why are you
shooting me down?
540
00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:02,865
You know absolutely
nothing about me.
541
00:23:02,889 --> 00:23:05,257
Oh, come on, we have
nothing in common.
542
00:23:06,195 --> 00:23:08,578
We do so. Um...
543
00:23:08,602 --> 00:23:10,952
we're, I mean, here at
the same table together.
544
00:23:10,976 --> 00:23:12,857
( sarcastically ):
Whoopee. Let's get married.
545
00:23:12,881 --> 00:23:14,829
( sighs )
546
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,166
Now, look, we do have
something in common.
547
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:19,742
I mean, that is, if... If you
really run your husband's
548
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,213
electronics firm, and
aren't just a... A figurehead.
549
00:23:22,237 --> 00:23:23,351
Run it, bud.
550
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,355
I run it at a profit.
551
00:23:25,379 --> 00:23:27,694
Well, okay. All right.
552
00:23:27,718 --> 00:23:29,165
Well, then maybe
you'd be interested
553
00:23:29,189 --> 00:23:31,714
in something that I've invented.
554
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:34,348
What is this something?
555
00:23:35,438 --> 00:23:37,888
Well, we... have to
go down to my cabin,
556
00:23:37,912 --> 00:23:39,114
and I'll show it to you.
557
00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:42,655
Now, honest.
558
00:23:44,229 --> 00:23:47,579
Okay. But if this
invention of yours
559
00:23:47,603 --> 00:23:48,884
is as old as your line,
560
00:23:48,908 --> 00:23:50,890
you are in big trouble.
561
00:23:50,914 --> 00:23:52,192
Okay. Come on. Let's go.
562
00:23:52,216 --> 00:23:54,120
(
upbeat theme playing )
563
00:24:02,543 --> 00:24:04,124
You know, your
captain is a fascist.
564
00:24:04,148 --> 00:24:05,125
He certainly is.
565
00:24:05,149 --> 00:24:06,562
Ordering you not to see me.
566
00:24:06,586 --> 00:24:07,854
( sighs )
567
00:24:08,926 --> 00:24:11,342
Boy, a swell night
for romance, huh?
568
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:12,533
Moonlight.
569
00:24:13,738 --> 00:24:15,942
Vanessa... I'm crazy about you.
570
00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:18,760
I feel the vibes, Gopher.
571
00:24:18,784 --> 00:24:21,536
It's just that... I can
only love a person.
572
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,776
And that captain is turning
you into a nonperson with his:
573
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,715
"Gopher, do this.
Gopher, do that."
574
00:24:26,739 --> 00:24:28,854
Oh, well, he's not
like that all the time.
575
00:24:28,878 --> 00:24:31,327
MAN: Gopher! Oh.
576
00:24:31,351 --> 00:24:32,631
Not all the time, huh?
577
00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:34,035
Gopher!
578
00:24:34,059 --> 00:24:36,506
Doc. Will you knock it
off, please? ( laughs )
579
00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:38,077
Say, Julie's not
feeling very well,
580
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:39,080
and the captain wants you
581
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:41,353
to take over for her at bingo.
582
00:24:41,377 --> 00:24:42,756
You're not gonna do it, are you?
583
00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:46,165
Well, yeah, uh... Julie
is my friend and I...
584
00:24:46,189 --> 00:24:47,301
Well, it's my job.
585
00:24:47,325 --> 00:24:49,240
And you're a nonperson.
586
00:24:49,264 --> 00:24:50,945
Wait a minute. Vanessa, wait...
587
00:24:50,969 --> 00:24:53,493
Say, if you're a nonperson,
does that mean it's a nonbet?
588
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,481
Nonsense.
589
00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,767
KEN: It's really quite simple.
590
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,129
All I do is speak, and
it's down on paper.
591
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,958
RUTH: It's incredible.
I can't believe it.
592
00:25:08,982 --> 00:25:10,730
You invented this?
593
00:25:10,754 --> 00:25:11,732
Mm-hm. Of course,
594
00:25:11,756 --> 00:25:13,269
it still has a few bugs in it.
595
00:25:13,293 --> 00:25:16,477
Like what? Oh. Well, like that.
596
00:25:16,501 --> 00:25:18,945
It takes things down
that it's not supposed to.
597
00:25:21,214 --> 00:25:25,366
You know, this thing could
make you a millionaire.
598
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:26,470
Not really.
599
00:25:26,494 --> 00:25:27,805
It still needs some development,
600
00:25:27,829 --> 00:25:29,478
and I can't afford
the financing.
601
00:25:29,502 --> 00:25:32,051
Well, what about Yamashiro?
602
00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:34,439
Yamashiro's only
interested in sure things.
603
00:25:37,622 --> 00:25:38,868
And that isn't that sure.
604
00:25:38,892 --> 00:25:40,072
( chuckles )
605
00:25:40,096 --> 00:25:41,910
So, you see, it wasn't a ploy
606
00:25:41,934 --> 00:25:43,482
to lure you down to my cabin.
607
00:25:43,506 --> 00:25:46,844
Well it beats, "You wanna
see my etchings?" ( chuckles )
608
00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:51,865
You know, you're
really quite beautiful.
609
00:25:52,628 --> 00:25:54,376
You've got a beautiful smile,
610
00:25:54,399 --> 00:25:55,811
beautiful sense of humor,
611
00:25:55,835 --> 00:25:58,352
and a beautiful head
on your shoulders.
612
00:25:58,376 --> 00:26:00,459
How come you're
so rotten at business?
613
00:26:00,483 --> 00:26:02,405
What do you mean? ( scoffs )
614
00:26:03,390 --> 00:26:05,136
Well, let me put it this way.
615
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,174
We'll sweeten the
sweetener, okay?
616
00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,482
Five hundred shares
of Yamashiro stock
617
00:26:09,506 --> 00:26:10,819
and the rest in cash.
618
00:26:10,843 --> 00:26:12,990
( scoffs )
619
00:26:13,015 --> 00:26:15,296
Oh, boy, I should've
known better. What?
620
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,868
You and Yamashiro
never give up, do you?
621
00:26:17,892 --> 00:26:19,140
Well, wait, wait...
622
00:26:19,164 --> 00:26:20,678
Well, I'm not buying it, buster.
623
00:26:20,702 --> 00:26:23,066
And I'm not
selling either. Oh...
624
00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:28,297
And you, mind your own business.
625
00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:30,358
(
whimsical theme playing )
626
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,561
(
upbeat theme playing )
627
00:26:59,669 --> 00:27:00,881
( sighs )
628
00:27:00,905 --> 00:27:02,820
Oh, good morning, Mr. Yamashiro.
629
00:27:02,844 --> 00:27:04,325
Ah, good morning.
630
00:27:04,349 --> 00:27:07,397
Ah. Uh, Davis, uh, no
bush around the beat, eh?
631
00:27:07,421 --> 00:27:10,907
Uh, give me report.
632
00:27:10,931 --> 00:27:12,712
Well, the good news is
633
00:27:12,736 --> 00:27:14,517
they're having
tempura for lunch.
634
00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:15,662
( chuckles )
635
00:27:16,646 --> 00:27:18,794
The bad news is Mrs. Newman.
636
00:27:18,818 --> 00:27:20,132
I tried everything I could.
637
00:27:20,156 --> 00:27:21,803
It's... It's no sale.
638
00:27:21,827 --> 00:27:23,575
No sale.
639
00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:24,610
No sale?
640
00:27:24,634 --> 00:27:27,137
( speaks angrily in Japanese )
641
00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:32,531
Boy, did he seem mad.
642
00:27:32,555 --> 00:27:33,557
What did he say?
643
00:27:36,998 --> 00:27:38,579
Well, I'm not sure.
644
00:27:38,603 --> 00:27:41,610
But I think I just lost
my Christmas bonus.
645
00:27:47,158 --> 00:27:48,727
Hey, good morning.
646
00:27:49,732 --> 00:27:51,514
Did you sleep all right?
647
00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:53,652
The way you snore?
648
00:27:53,676 --> 00:27:55,557
Oh-ho. I'm sorry.
649
00:27:55,581 --> 00:27:59,032
Hey, I'm sorry this trip
has been miserable for you.
650
00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:02,107
I'll tell you what. Let's
start all over again.
651
00:28:02,131 --> 00:28:04,647
Get dressed, we'll
have breakfast.
652
00:28:04,671 --> 00:28:07,621
In fact, I'm so hungry
I'll have five breakfasts.
653
00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:09,091
Then we'll do
whatever you wanna do.
654
00:28:09,115 --> 00:28:12,099
You mean it? ( gasps )
655
00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:14,172
Oh, what about Cora and Herman?
656
00:28:14,196 --> 00:28:15,843
Who cares about Cora and Herman?
657
00:28:15,867 --> 00:28:18,249
We can't go on like this.
658
00:28:18,273 --> 00:28:21,257
Oh, Lee. Thank you.
659
00:28:21,281 --> 00:28:22,282
Mm.
660
00:28:23,688 --> 00:28:25,757
And I've made a decision.
661
00:28:27,229 --> 00:28:29,514
I'm divorcing Laraine.
662
00:28:30,773 --> 00:28:33,110
Oh, Lee.
663
00:28:34,449 --> 00:28:35,861
( chanting ): Om.
664
00:28:35,885 --> 00:28:37,733
Om.
665
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:38,736
( knock on door )
666
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,663
( chants ): Come in.
667
00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:42,411
Excuse me.
668
00:28:42,435 --> 00:28:43,515
I wasn't trying to overhear
669
00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:45,084
your mantra or
anything, but could...
670
00:28:45,108 --> 00:28:46,889
Could this nonperson
talk to your person?
671
00:28:46,913 --> 00:28:48,026
( door closes )
672
00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:49,564
Gopher, I'm sorry
I called you that.
673
00:28:49,588 --> 00:28:50,768
No, no.
674
00:28:50,792 --> 00:28:54,009
I am sorry that I ran
out on you last night.
675
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:56,716
You couldn't help it. I
could help it, Vanessa.
676
00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:58,821
I've been doing
a lot of thinking.
677
00:28:58,845 --> 00:29:00,358
And what you said
about the personhood,
678
00:29:00,382 --> 00:29:02,229
and then no leaders
and no followers.
679
00:29:02,253 --> 00:29:04,135
And the feudal system
and running barefoot.
680
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,304
It makes a lot of sense.
681
00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:07,844
It does? Oh, Gopher, I love you.
682
00:29:07,868 --> 00:29:09,716
And it's not Gopher.
683
00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:13,158
It is Assistant
Purser Burl Smith.
684
00:29:13,182 --> 00:29:15,430
That's it. Assert
your pride and dignity.
685
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:16,734
Right.
686
00:29:16,758 --> 00:29:18,739
And don't let Captain
Stubing boss you around.
687
00:29:18,763 --> 00:29:20,444
Right.
688
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:22,984
Yeah, but he's the captain.
689
00:29:23,008 --> 00:29:25,556
He's just another
person, isn't he?
690
00:29:25,581 --> 00:29:27,762
Yeah.
691
00:29:27,786 --> 00:29:30,101
Yeah, but who...?
Then who runs the ship?
692
00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:31,138
You'll all run it.
693
00:29:31,162 --> 00:29:32,464
One person, one vote.
694
00:29:33,636 --> 00:29:36,017
Oh, wow.
695
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:37,354
It's personhood.
696
00:29:37,378 --> 00:29:39,616
I never even
thought of it that way.
697
00:29:40,754 --> 00:29:42,869
Oh, Vanessa. J...
698
00:29:42,893 --> 00:29:44,774
I feel like a... Like a new man.
699
00:29:44,798 --> 00:29:45,843
A new person.
700
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,468
Oh, wow.
701
00:29:49,577 --> 00:29:50,623
( soft piano music playing )
702
00:29:50,647 --> 00:29:51,927
I really wasn't
sure you'd see me
703
00:29:51,951 --> 00:29:53,096
after last night.
704
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,537
Well, I... I wanted
to bury the hatchet.
705
00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,107
Thank you. Sure.
706
00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,111
In my head.
707
00:29:59,135 --> 00:30:00,280
( laughs )
708
00:30:00,304 --> 00:30:02,218
Last night I did.
709
00:30:02,242 --> 00:30:04,767
But you were
only doing your job.
710
00:30:06,052 --> 00:30:07,053
I like you, Ken.
711
00:30:09,528 --> 00:30:11,900
But mostly when you're
not talking business.
712
00:30:13,539 --> 00:30:14,540
I like you too.
713
00:30:15,544 --> 00:30:16,746
And that's not business.
714
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,801
Well, I just can't figure it.
715
00:30:20,825 --> 00:30:23,742
Is running that company
so important to you,
716
00:30:23,766 --> 00:30:25,769
or are you just...
You just afraid?
717
00:30:26,907 --> 00:30:28,520
Oh. Afraid of what?
718
00:30:28,544 --> 00:30:30,526
Afraid of letting go.
719
00:30:30,550 --> 00:30:31,663
Afraid of change.
720
00:30:31,687 --> 00:30:33,166
Ho-ho.
721
00:30:33,190 --> 00:30:35,404
Look who's talking
about being afraid.
722
00:30:35,428 --> 00:30:38,680
Mr. Yamashiro treats
you like a flunky,
723
00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,748
and you're afraid
of leaving him.
724
00:30:41,144 --> 00:30:42,156
I can't.
725
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:43,828
You don't need him, Ken.
726
00:30:43,852 --> 00:30:45,363
You've got a wonderful invention
727
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:47,469
that you're gonna
make a bundle from.
728
00:30:47,493 --> 00:30:49,340
Ruth, without
that steady salary,
729
00:30:49,364 --> 00:30:50,768
I couldn't afford to market it.
730
00:30:51,906 --> 00:30:54,988
And, uh... I may lose that, heh,
731
00:30:55,012 --> 00:30:57,618
if you don't sell your
business to Yamashiro.
732
00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,135
( puts drink on table )
733
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:02,041
He'd actually fire you?
734
00:31:02,065 --> 00:31:03,746
You don't know him like I do.
735
00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:06,552
Oh. I know you.
736
00:31:06,576 --> 00:31:08,758
And I know you're
conning me again.
737
00:31:08,782 --> 00:31:13,237
Ruth, I... You don't
expect me to buy that?
738
00:31:13,261 --> 00:31:15,140
Getting fired?
739
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:16,901
How desperate can you be?
740
00:31:18,608 --> 00:31:19,821
Pretty desperate.
741
00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:22,092
( sighs ) ( sighs )
742
00:31:22,116 --> 00:31:25,623
Oh, I... I'm losing
my job and losing you.
743
00:31:26,796 --> 00:31:28,275
Put that on my tab.
744
00:31:28,299 --> 00:31:29,582
Certainly.
745
00:31:31,408 --> 00:31:33,344
(
upbeat theme playing )
746
00:31:37,255 --> 00:31:38,300
Sent for me, sir?
747
00:31:38,324 --> 00:31:40,474
Ah, yes. Come in, Gopher.
748
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:41,646
Ah, sir? Hm?
749
00:31:41,670 --> 00:31:42,781
It's not Gopher.
750
00:31:42,805 --> 00:31:44,786
It's Assistant
Purser Burl Smith.
751
00:31:44,809 --> 00:31:46,188
Of course.
752
00:31:46,212 --> 00:31:48,215
I mean, I don't call
you Stubie-buby.
753
00:31:49,588 --> 00:31:50,835
I get your drift, Gopher.
754
00:31:50,859 --> 00:31:53,407
Uh... Uh, Smith.
755
00:31:53,431 --> 00:31:55,612
I just wanted to thank you
756
00:31:55,636 --> 00:31:58,253
for filling in for Miss
McCoy last night.
757
00:31:58,277 --> 00:32:00,259
No problem, sir.
Just part of the job.
758
00:32:00,283 --> 00:32:01,262
Aye.
759
00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:03,089
Dismissed. ( clears throat )
760
00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:05,404
Oh, uh, would you
mind dropping off
761
00:32:05,428 --> 00:32:07,364
my dress whites at the cleaners?
762
00:32:09,005 --> 00:32:10,586
These? Yes.
763
00:32:10,610 --> 00:32:11,893
Yes, sir, I'd mind.
764
00:32:13,150 --> 00:32:14,228
What?
765
00:32:14,252 --> 00:32:16,095
It would demean my personhood.
766
00:32:16,457 --> 00:32:17,568
I don't follow you.
767
00:32:17,592 --> 00:32:19,475
Exactly, sir. There
is no following.
768
00:32:19,499 --> 00:32:21,615
I don't know what
you're talking about.
769
00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:24,110
Now, I order you to take my
dress whites to the cleaners.
770
00:32:25,113 --> 00:32:26,125
No, sir.
771
00:32:26,149 --> 00:32:27,629
"No, sir?"
772
00:32:27,653 --> 00:32:29,133
Yes, sir. No, sir.
773
00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:31,775
Are you disobeying an order?
774
00:32:31,799 --> 00:32:33,277
Unless we vote on it, sir.
775
00:32:33,301 --> 00:32:35,623
You know, one person, one vote.
776
00:32:36,309 --> 00:32:38,424
Well, this is my vote.
777
00:32:38,448 --> 00:32:39,795
Gopher, you're fired.
778
00:32:39,819 --> 00:32:41,132
Uh, Mr. Smith.
779
00:32:41,156 --> 00:32:42,567
He's fired too.
780
00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:44,073
Now, get out of
here, the both of you.
781
00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:47,246
We're shoving off
now. Sh... ( opens door )
782
00:32:47,270 --> 00:32:49,234
( sighs ) ( door closes )
783
00:32:50,145 --> 00:32:51,581
The both of you?
784
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,156
(
upbeat theme playing )
785
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,862
Oh, Lee, isn't this great?
786
00:33:05,886 --> 00:33:07,867
See, we can be like real people.
787
00:33:07,891 --> 00:33:10,274
Oh, sure. Hm-hm.
788
00:33:10,298 --> 00:33:11,310
Let's have a drink. Okay.
789
00:33:11,334 --> 00:33:13,249
Lee. Andrea.
790
00:33:13,273 --> 00:33:16,122
Well, you two are
getting to be quite an item.
791
00:33:16,146 --> 00:33:17,893
Oh, Miss Martin
was just giving me
792
00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:19,899
her point of view
on my ad campaign.
793
00:33:19,923 --> 00:33:22,807
Heh, yes, but I'm not
sure he's getting my point.
794
00:33:22,831 --> 00:33:24,779
LEE: Well, thanks
for everything.
795
00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:26,681
Oh, I wish I could stay
and chat more, but I have
796
00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:28,956
an appointment on the
Bridge with the captain.
797
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:30,048
I'll see you later.
798
00:33:31,053 --> 00:33:32,653
He never stops.
799
00:33:33,727 --> 00:33:35,874
He's burying
himself in his work.
800
00:33:35,898 --> 00:33:39,416
Heh. He's burying
himself all right.
801
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,688
(
whimsical theme playing )
802
00:33:41,712 --> 00:33:43,148
Come, Herman.
803
00:33:45,088 --> 00:33:47,001
So then I said to this munchkin,
804
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,208
can you do that standing up?
805
00:33:49,232 --> 00:33:50,311
( both laugh )
806
00:33:50,335 --> 00:33:51,948
Hi, Isaac. Hi, Isaac.
807
00:33:51,972 --> 00:33:52,951
Hey, Doc. Hi.
808
00:33:52,975 --> 00:33:54,021
How you feeling, Julie?
809
00:33:54,045 --> 00:33:55,022
Oh, much better,
810
00:33:55,046 --> 00:33:56,559
thanks to Doc's prescription.
811
00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:57,763
Oh, nothing to it.
812
00:33:57,787 --> 00:33:59,000
Oh, what did he
tell you to take?
813
00:33:59,024 --> 00:34:00,003
Yesterday off.
814
00:34:00,027 --> 00:34:01,908
Vanessa, I did it.
815
00:34:01,932 --> 00:34:03,479
I stood up to the captain.
816
00:34:03,503 --> 00:34:04,581
Burl.
817
00:34:04,605 --> 00:34:07,054
No more, "Gopher do
this, Gopher do that."
818
00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:08,859
Fabulous. I love you. Oh.
819
00:34:08,883 --> 00:34:10,596
I love you too. We win the bet.
820
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:12,234
GOPHER: Oh, who
cares about that.
821
00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:15,844
I told the captain to
stop calling me Gopher.
822
00:34:15,868 --> 00:34:17,447
And he ordered me
to take his dress whites
823
00:34:17,471 --> 00:34:18,449
to the cleaners.
824
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,322
And I said, "No.
Not without a vote."
825
00:34:20,346 --> 00:34:21,794
And he said,
"Gopher, you're fired."
826
00:34:21,819 --> 00:34:24,421
And I said, "It is
Mr. Smith." And...
827
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:30,584
He said, "Gopher, you're fired."
828
00:34:31,108 --> 00:34:32,777
That's what he said.
829
00:34:34,883 --> 00:34:38,390
Gopher... you directly
disobeyed an order?
830
00:34:39,562 --> 00:34:42,881
Well, I guess I did, but...
831
00:34:42,905 --> 00:34:44,317
Well, he's just a person,
832
00:34:44,341 --> 00:34:46,866
and I'm just a person.
833
00:34:48,317 --> 00:34:50,067
And his person canned my person.
834
00:34:50,091 --> 00:34:52,706
Here, man. I think
you're gonna need this.
835
00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,978
No, I... No, I can't
drink on the job.
836
00:34:55,002 --> 00:34:57,551
You can while
you're looking for one.
837
00:34:57,575 --> 00:35:00,061
GOPHER: I'm fired.
838
00:35:01,553 --> 00:35:03,601
Jeez. I'm really gonna
839
00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:06,108
miss all this. You guys and...
840
00:35:06,132 --> 00:35:07,699
And the ship.
841
00:35:10,343 --> 00:35:13,327
I'm... I'm gonna
t-turn in my uniform.
842
00:35:13,351 --> 00:35:15,854
(
melancholy theme playing )
843
00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:20,667
I didn't mean for
him to go that far.
844
00:35:22,507 --> 00:35:24,688
I cost him his job.
845
00:35:24,712 --> 00:35:26,515
What a bummer.
846
00:35:28,255 --> 00:35:30,737
Well, uh, don't take it so hard.
847
00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:32,776
I mean, all we have to do is get
848
00:35:32,801 --> 00:35:35,249
Captain Stubing
to change his mind.
849
00:35:35,273 --> 00:35:37,596
Like she said, what a bummer.
850
00:35:46,636 --> 00:35:48,975
(
upbeat theme playing )
851
00:35:58,233 --> 00:36:00,448
Mind if I join you?
852
00:36:00,472 --> 00:36:01,552
Mm. Please do.
853
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,925
Right here. Where's Ken?
854
00:36:03,949 --> 00:36:06,297
I don't know, and I
couldn't care less.
855
00:36:06,321 --> 00:36:07,666
EVE: Oh, and I
thought you two were
856
00:36:07,690 --> 00:36:09,304
just starting to hit it off.
857
00:36:09,328 --> 00:36:11,967
Oh, yeah, yeah. He
hit on me, and it's off.
858
00:36:13,607 --> 00:36:14,885
Heh. Mrs. Newman?
859
00:36:14,909 --> 00:36:16,123
Mrs. Newman.
860
00:36:16,147 --> 00:36:17,124
Boy, you harder to find
861
00:36:17,148 --> 00:36:18,561
than a haystack in a needle.
862
00:36:18,585 --> 00:36:19,731
( laughs )
863
00:36:19,755 --> 00:36:21,370
I-I wanna make you a new offer.
864
00:36:21,394 --> 00:36:22,806
Well, you're wasting your time.
865
00:36:22,831 --> 00:36:24,711
I already turned down
your sales manager.
866
00:36:24,735 --> 00:36:26,382
Oh, uh, but that why, uh,
867
00:36:26,406 --> 00:36:28,554
Yamashiro no longer
have sales manager.
868
00:36:28,578 --> 00:36:30,994
I, uh, give Davis the old, uh,
869
00:36:31,019 --> 00:36:32,065
ho-heave. Heh.
870
00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:33,401
You fired Ken?
871
00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:34,770
Yeah.
872
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,808
Well, then he was
telling the truth.
873
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:38,713
Excuse me.
874
00:36:38,737 --> 00:36:40,752
Yeah. Oh, uh... Uh, Miss Newman.
875
00:36:40,776 --> 00:36:42,825
Miss Newman, I... I
wanna buy the factory
876
00:36:42,849 --> 00:36:45,264
even if it cost me
a arm and a leg.
877
00:36:45,288 --> 00:36:47,758
Ah, well you throw in
your head, and we'll talk.
878
00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:51,069
Miss New...
879
00:36:52,174 --> 00:36:55,124
Andrea, don't say it.
880
00:36:55,148 --> 00:36:56,794
I have nothing to say to you.
881
00:36:56,818 --> 00:36:58,766
Good. Ever again.
882
00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:01,507
"No more lies, no more hiding."
883
00:37:01,531 --> 00:37:02,642
I'm... I'm sorry.
884
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,147
I... Look, I lost my nerve.
885
00:37:04,171 --> 00:37:05,584
I need more time.
886
00:37:05,608 --> 00:37:07,121
Huh. More time?
887
00:37:07,145 --> 00:37:08,657
How long do I have to wait?
888
00:37:08,681 --> 00:37:10,397
We come onboard
for a little freedom,
889
00:37:10,421 --> 00:37:12,402
and I end up trapped
in a floating motel room
890
00:37:12,426 --> 00:37:14,540
just because you're afraid
of some gossipy neighbor.
891
00:37:14,564 --> 00:37:16,779
Cora Bass just isn't a gossip.
892
00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:18,919
She's Hedda Hopper
in support hose.
893
00:37:18,943 --> 00:37:22,316
Now, I've been thinking,
it just isn't fair to Laraine.
894
00:37:24,057 --> 00:37:25,135
Well.
895
00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:28,576
What about being fair
to me for a change?
896
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,884
Look... Look...
soon as we get back,
897
00:37:30,908 --> 00:37:32,320
I'll ask for a divorce.
898
00:37:32,344 --> 00:37:33,612
I promise.
899
00:37:36,989 --> 00:37:40,442
I am sick of your promises.
900
00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,780
I am sick of this ship.
901
00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:45,620
And I am definitely sick of you!
902
00:37:45,644 --> 00:37:46,891
Andrea.
903
00:37:46,915 --> 00:37:48,462
Andrea!
904
00:37:48,486 --> 00:37:50,523
(
melancholy theme playing )
905
00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:56,638
( sighs )
906
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:58,923
I'm sorry, Ken.
907
00:37:58,947 --> 00:38:00,394
I should've believed you
908
00:38:00,418 --> 00:38:02,365
when you said your
job was on the line.
909
00:38:02,389 --> 00:38:04,036
It's not your fault, Ruth.
910
00:38:04,060 --> 00:38:05,406
If he hadn't fired me for this,
911
00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:06,876
he would've found
some other reason.
912
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,847
Well, you'll find another job.
913
00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:10,642
Anyway, you've still got this.
914
00:38:12,482 --> 00:38:14,463
"Yamashiro want business.
915
00:38:14,487 --> 00:38:15,966
You tell widow
lady you in love."
916
00:38:15,990 --> 00:38:17,637
Ruth, don't read any
more of that, please...
917
00:38:17,661 --> 00:38:19,008
"You happen to
be right." Please.
918
00:38:19,032 --> 00:38:21,014
"I do love Ruth, but I'm not
919
00:38:21,038 --> 00:38:22,484
going to use that as a weapon."
920
00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:23,487
( sighs )
921
00:38:23,511 --> 00:38:25,023
Is this true?
922
00:38:25,047 --> 00:38:27,663
Look, the invention is
not perfect yet, and...
923
00:38:27,687 --> 00:38:30,672
(
tender theme playing )
924
00:38:30,696 --> 00:38:31,841
( sighs )
925
00:38:31,865 --> 00:38:33,178
Well, unless it
spelled your name
926
00:38:33,203 --> 00:38:36,541
wrong or something,
I... Oh, Ken.
927
00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,806
Ruth, I do love you. Very much.
928
00:38:43,830 --> 00:38:46,646
Well, why didn't you
say something last night?
929
00:38:46,670 --> 00:38:48,684
Listen, you wouldn't
believe me about being fired.
930
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:51,159
How would you believe
me about saying I love you?
931
00:38:51,183 --> 00:38:53,064
I guess you're right.
932
00:38:53,088 --> 00:38:55,269
Would you believe
that I believed that you...
933
00:38:55,293 --> 00:38:58,418
( laughs ): Forget
it. ( laughs )
934
00:39:02,111 --> 00:39:04,393
I've decided to sell
part of the company.
935
00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:06,365
Oh, not to Yamashiro.
936
00:39:06,389 --> 00:39:08,370
That's crazy... No.
Not to Yamashiro.
937
00:39:08,394 --> 00:39:09,773
I want to sell it to you.
938
00:39:09,797 --> 00:39:11,077
To me? Yeah.
939
00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:12,949
Oh, honey, I can't afford that.
940
00:39:12,973 --> 00:39:14,118
Well you can pay for it with
941
00:39:14,142 --> 00:39:16,190
half interest in your invention.
942
00:39:16,214 --> 00:39:18,061
But it's not proven.
943
00:39:18,085 --> 00:39:19,620
It is to me.
944
00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:24,847
( typing )
945
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,432
Oh, boy, be careful.
946
00:39:32,456 --> 00:39:34,570
Anything you say around
here can be held against you.
947
00:39:34,594 --> 00:39:35,930
( both laughing )
948
00:39:39,374 --> 00:39:41,645
(
sedate theme playing )
949
00:39:51,839 --> 00:39:52,841
Hi.
950
00:39:53,711 --> 00:39:55,123
Go away.
951
00:39:55,147 --> 00:39:56,728
Andrea, I can't.
952
00:39:56,752 --> 00:39:59,858
I want you. I said, go away.
953
00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:03,145
I've been a coward, I know...
954
00:40:03,169 --> 00:40:04,451
It is not cowardice.
955
00:40:06,076 --> 00:40:08,224
Lee, deep down inside
956
00:40:08,248 --> 00:40:10,932
you just don't want
to leave Laraine.
957
00:40:10,957 --> 00:40:12,636
( sighs )
958
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:15,298
Andrea, I... You know I'm right.
959
00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:20,391
You, uh, may want me...
960
00:40:20,415 --> 00:40:22,796
but you need Laraine.
961
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:26,506
I mean, you two have been
married for a very long time,
962
00:40:26,530 --> 00:40:28,644
and sometimes when
people have been married
963
00:40:28,668 --> 00:40:30,316
for such a long time,
they forget to say
964
00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:31,319
the "I love you's,"
965
00:40:31,343 --> 00:40:34,326
or "You look beautiful",
or "I miss you."
966
00:40:34,350 --> 00:40:36,465
I don't know, maybe
it's because you said 'em
967
00:40:36,489 --> 00:40:39,172
so often, they just don't
mean anything anymore.
968
00:40:39,196 --> 00:40:41,245
So your life gets bland...
969
00:40:41,269 --> 00:40:43,338
and your marriage too.
970
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,190
And so you think you wanna add
971
00:40:46,214 --> 00:40:48,095
a little spice to your life.
972
00:40:48,119 --> 00:40:50,502
Andrea... Lee.
973
00:40:50,526 --> 00:40:53,877
I am only the
spice in your life.
974
00:40:53,901 --> 00:40:57,541
Tsk. You probably
have a wonderful wife.
975
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,163
So why don't you just go back
976
00:41:01,187 --> 00:41:04,727
and let her show you
how wonderful she can be.
977
00:41:09,173 --> 00:41:10,275
Thank you.
978
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:13,260
Yeah.
979
00:41:13,284 --> 00:41:15,198
You know...
980
00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:18,106
when I thought
about this cruise,
981
00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:19,843
and I dreamed about
982
00:41:19,867 --> 00:41:23,287
the night like this
with the ocean,
983
00:41:23,311 --> 00:41:25,592
the breeze and the stars...
984
00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:29,024
heh... and us kissing...
985
00:41:31,165 --> 00:41:34,003
I never thought it
would be a goodbye kiss.
986
00:41:41,925 --> 00:41:45,666
Working on your
campaign, Mr. Graham?
987
00:41:47,773 --> 00:41:49,208
Don't look, Herman.
988
00:41:58,569 --> 00:42:01,006
(
sedate theme playing )
989
00:42:04,017 --> 00:42:05,495
( knocking on door )
990
00:42:05,519 --> 00:42:07,188
Come in.
991
00:42:14,409 --> 00:42:15,788
Tsk.
992
00:42:15,812 --> 00:42:17,660
What is this, a lynch mob?
993
00:42:17,684 --> 00:42:19,934
Uh, call it a delegation, sir.
994
00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:22,607
Captain, we'd like you to
reconsider about Gopher.
995
00:42:22,631 --> 00:42:23,944
I'm to blame for everything.
996
00:42:23,968 --> 00:42:25,682
GOPHER: Uh, sir.
997
00:42:25,706 --> 00:42:29,124
I would like to apologize
for defying an order.
998
00:42:29,148 --> 00:42:30,494
I don't know what got into me.
999
00:42:30,518 --> 00:42:32,901
I know. My silly ideas.
1000
00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:35,072
Vanessa...
1001
00:42:35,096 --> 00:42:37,511
there's nothing
wrong in having ideas.
1002
00:42:37,535 --> 00:42:40,487
But sometimes we're too
hasty in acting them out.
1003
00:42:40,511 --> 00:42:43,829
You see, Gopher,
it's just as hard
1004
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,900
to give an order
as it is to take one.
1005
00:42:45,924 --> 00:42:49,042
But I have a great
responsibility for this ship...
1006
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,002
and for everyone aboard it.
1007
00:42:52,174 --> 00:42:53,956
Vanessa, it's like
being a father.
1008
00:42:53,979 --> 00:42:56,795
Now, you may
think that your father
1009
00:42:56,819 --> 00:42:58,299
is bossing you around,
1010
00:42:58,323 --> 00:43:01,597
but all he wants is
what's best for you.
1011
00:43:02,802 --> 00:43:04,282
I know.
1012
00:43:04,306 --> 00:43:06,788
It's just that sometimes
it's hard to live that way.
1013
00:43:06,812 --> 00:43:08,392
Young lady...
1014
00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:11,056
nobody said life had to be easy.
1015
00:43:12,427 --> 00:43:13,741
Mr. Smith.
1016
00:43:13,765 --> 00:43:16,480
Uh, call me Gopher.
1017
00:43:16,504 --> 00:43:17,716
Thank you.
1018
00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:19,076
Call me Captain Stubing.
1019
00:43:21,551 --> 00:43:23,098
Now, let's just look on this
1020
00:43:23,122 --> 00:43:26,773
entire episode...
as an experiment.
1021
00:43:26,797 --> 00:43:28,009
Yes, sir.
1022
00:43:28,033 --> 00:43:30,818
An experiment that
failed... miserably.
1023
00:43:30,842 --> 00:43:31,820
Miserably.
1024
00:43:31,844 --> 00:43:32,846
Miserably.
1025
00:43:34,049 --> 00:43:37,601
Now... all of those
in favor of reinstating
1026
00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:40,007
Yeoman Purser
Smith, please say "Aye".
1027
00:43:40,031 --> 00:43:41,546
ALL: Aye, aye, sir.
1028
00:43:41,570 --> 00:43:42,738
All opposed.
1029
00:43:44,443 --> 00:43:47,460
Congratulations,
assistant purser.
1030
00:43:47,484 --> 00:43:49,254
You are hereby unfired.
1031
00:43:51,061 --> 00:43:55,046
Now... that is the
first and last vote
1032
00:43:55,070 --> 00:43:56,793
you will ever take on this ship.
1033
00:43:57,609 --> 00:43:58,957
This is an order.
( clears throat )
1034
00:43:58,981 --> 00:44:00,127
Ha. Yes, sir.
1035
00:44:00,151 --> 00:44:02,835
Thank you, sir. Mm-hm.
1036
00:44:04,762 --> 00:44:06,044
( door closes )
1037
00:44:10,378 --> 00:44:12,816
(
cheery theme playing )
1038
00:44:16,058 --> 00:44:17,059
( bell dings )
1039
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,314
(
upbeat theme playing )
1040
00:44:52,353 --> 00:44:54,901
We'd better say goodbye here.
1041
00:44:54,925 --> 00:44:55,971
You okay?
1042
00:44:55,995 --> 00:44:57,642
My back hurts.
1043
00:44:57,666 --> 00:44:59,781
I never slept in
a bathtub before.
1044
00:44:59,805 --> 00:45:02,321
You didn't have to
do that, you know.
1045
00:45:02,345 --> 00:45:03,725
I know.
1046
00:45:03,749 --> 00:45:05,428
But for the first
time in a long time
1047
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,367
my conscience doesn't hurt.
1048
00:45:07,391 --> 00:45:09,094
Nor mine.
1049
00:45:09,965 --> 00:45:11,334
Goodbye, Lee.
1050
00:45:12,539 --> 00:45:14,007
Good luck.
1051
00:45:20,393 --> 00:45:21,572
YAMASHIRO: Mrs. Newman?
1052
00:45:21,596 --> 00:45:23,810
Mrs. Newman,
wait, please. Eh-heh.
1053
00:45:23,834 --> 00:45:26,083
Uh, one last big chance, eh?
1054
00:45:26,107 --> 00:45:27,742
You sell me the factory?
1055
00:45:28,646 --> 00:45:30,027
Ask my new advisor.
1056
00:45:30,051 --> 00:45:31,053
Sure.
1057
00:45:32,290 --> 00:45:33,636
Him?
1058
00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:36,877
I fire and you hire?
1059
00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:37,914
EVE: Not exactly.
1060
00:45:37,938 --> 00:45:39,452
They're gonna get married.
1061
00:45:39,476 --> 00:45:41,123
And as for the factory,
1062
00:45:41,148 --> 00:45:43,317
we're gonna use it to
produce my invention.
1063
00:45:44,622 --> 00:45:46,470
Oh, married.
1064
00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:47,973
Heh-heh.
1065
00:45:47,997 --> 00:45:51,015
Yamashiro invest
in, uh, invention.
1066
00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:53,588
How about, uh,
100,000 to start, eh?
1067
00:45:53,612 --> 00:45:55,526
Call it, uh, wedding present.
1068
00:45:55,550 --> 00:45:57,385
That's very generous of you.
1069
00:45:58,825 --> 00:46:00,472
Old American saying, eh-heh:
1070
00:46:00,496 --> 00:46:03,202
"You can't join
'em, beat 'em." Heh.
1071
00:46:08,483 --> 00:46:09,818
Laraine.
1072
00:46:12,828 --> 00:46:14,375
How did it go?
1073
00:46:14,399 --> 00:46:16,469
Did you get your
business accomplished?
1074
00:46:17,807 --> 00:46:20,724
Well, Laraine...
there's something...
1075
00:46:20,748 --> 00:46:22,987
Something I got to explain.
1076
00:46:25,126 --> 00:46:27,230
It really wasn't
a business trip.
1077
00:46:28,635 --> 00:46:31,019
Thank you for being honest.
1078
00:46:31,043 --> 00:46:32,088
I knew.
1079
00:46:32,112 --> 00:46:33,693
( sighs )
1080
00:46:33,717 --> 00:46:35,418
I've been so stupid.
1081
00:46:36,389 --> 00:46:37,902
But I'm back.
1082
00:46:37,926 --> 00:46:40,199
I mean, really back,
if you'll take me.
1083
00:46:41,337 --> 00:46:43,252
I do love you, Laraine.
1084
00:46:43,276 --> 00:46:46,380
And I hope you believe
me, 'cause I mean it.
1085
00:46:47,885 --> 00:46:49,555
I love you too.
1086
00:46:55,572 --> 00:46:56,617
Wait.
1087
00:46:56,641 --> 00:46:57,787
I'll get my bags.
1088
00:46:57,811 --> 00:46:58,813
Okay.
1089
00:47:01,088 --> 00:47:02,701
( door closes, cab drives off )
1090
00:47:02,725 --> 00:47:03,727
Laraine.
1091
00:47:07,303 --> 00:47:08,537
You poor thing.
1092
00:47:09,742 --> 00:47:11,291
Have I got
something to tell you.
1093
00:47:11,315 --> 00:47:13,697
No, Cora. You don't
have a thing to tell me.
1094
00:47:13,721 --> 00:47:15,032
Oh, it's so sad,
1095
00:47:15,056 --> 00:47:18,006
because a wife is
always the last to know.
1096
00:47:18,030 --> 00:47:19,333
Right, Herman?
1097
00:47:24,648 --> 00:47:26,194
Herman.
1098
00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:27,853
Come, Herman.
1099
00:47:28,925 --> 00:47:29,927
( speak indistinctly )
1100
00:47:32,702 --> 00:47:35,151
Vanessa told me
about the talk you had.
1101
00:47:35,175 --> 00:47:36,521
Thanks.
1102
00:47:36,545 --> 00:47:37,690
You're quite a guy.
1103
00:47:37,714 --> 00:47:39,430
Vanessa's quite a girl.
1104
00:47:39,454 --> 00:47:41,569
Though I must say,
sometimes I find
1105
00:47:41,593 --> 00:47:43,974
young people hard to understand.
1106
00:47:43,998 --> 00:47:44,999
Yeah.
1107
00:47:46,272 --> 00:47:48,408
What does she see in him?
1108
00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:52,630
But I almost got you fired.
1109
00:47:52,654 --> 00:47:53,833
Oh, no.
1110
00:47:53,856 --> 00:47:55,292
No, I got me fired.
1111
00:47:56,464 --> 00:47:57,775
Instead of being my own person,
1112
00:47:57,799 --> 00:47:59,982
my person was
impersonating your person.
1113
00:48:00,006 --> 00:48:01,820
I don't follow you.
And I don't follow you.
1114
00:48:01,844 --> 00:48:03,023
Isn't that great?
1115
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,849
Oh. Far out. Mm.
1116
00:48:07,559 --> 00:48:08,841
Come on, Vanessa.
1117
00:48:10,735 --> 00:48:12,249
Okay, Gopher. Time to pay up.
1118
00:48:12,273 --> 00:48:15,822
Uh-huh. The captain only
picked on you 19 times.
1119
00:48:15,846 --> 00:48:17,361
One short.
1120
00:48:17,385 --> 00:48:19,767
That means you owe
us 50 bucks apiece.
1121
00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:21,037
Come on, pay up.
1122
00:48:21,061 --> 00:48:22,140
Gopher.
1123
00:48:22,164 --> 00:48:24,145
Thank you, sir.
1124
00:48:24,169 --> 00:48:25,548
And thank you.
1125
00:48:25,572 --> 00:48:27,887
That will be $50 apiece, please.
1126
00:48:27,911 --> 00:48:29,593
Don't worry, you'll
all get a receipt.
1127
00:48:29,617 --> 00:48:30,729
Oh, yeah, sure. Oh, shoot.
1128
00:48:30,753 --> 00:48:31,986
( all chattering )
1129
00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:46,425
(
adventurous theme playing )
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