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I think I'm gonna start
making photo albums again
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because it's just fun to
have all these memories.
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No, it's not. I'm
not in any of these.
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Look at this, remember
when everybody was goth?
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This is blackmail
material for Aunt Esti.
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- And you.
- What?
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Mm, look at my baby girl.
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Were you out or in then?
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Don't you remember I
did your hair that day?
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Look at those twists.
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You think white
folk can do that?
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- No.
- Okay.
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So you would take the photo, but
you wouldn't see it for months?
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Yeah, and when you
finally got them back,
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they were terrible, and
you would feel awful,
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but then you would go and
get a disposable camera
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and start the whole
process all over again.
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Well, it sounds like
there were less dick pics.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, they just had to be tasteful, man.
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What?
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Did-Did I say that?
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No, I didn't, I didn't say that.
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So, why you goin' all
"Live, Laugh, Love"?
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Uh, well, I heard from an old
friend from college, Kiki,
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and I don't know, it just
got me in a reminiscing mood.
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Hey, here's baby me and my dad.
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What?! Let me see.
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- Oh, look at this adorable baby.
- Let me see it.
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Finneas Alexander, you
were a handsome baby.
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- Stop it.
- You were. Here, here.
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Where was this?
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Uh, I think it was at our
old place on Garfield?
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Yeah, he used to give you baths.
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- He did?
- Yeah, when he was home.
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- How often was that?
- Not often.
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Dad, look, I found one of you.
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- Ooh! That jacket was so fly.
- Look at that. Look.
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- He hasn't changed.
- Oh, man. Sookie-Sookie now.
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Uh, uh, uh.
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- What?
- You know people don't have respect
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- for turquoise the way they used to.
- I think that's teal.
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Finn, what color is that?
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- Okay, okay.
- Turquoise!
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- Let's just say it's turquoise.
- What color is it?
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- Turquoise.
- Gaslight Mom.
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- "Gaslight Mom"?
- Let's gaslight her some more.
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- Kiki-from-college Kiki?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Wants to see you? You
guys were obsessed.
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I know. Did you ever have an
instant best friend like that?
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- Yeah, you.
- No, come on, that doesn't count.
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- We're related.
- Rude.
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From the moment I met Kiki
in line at Coffman Union,
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we spent every minute together,
we told each other everything.
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We knew every word
to every Prince song.
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- Mm.
- I never told you this,
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but one night, we almost kissed.
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How did you never tell me this?
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Well, because there's
nothing to tell, you know?
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I basically freaked
out and ran off,
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and then I sorta
stopped talking to her.
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- Wow, you invented ghosting?
- Oh, I did.
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She was probably so mad at me.
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What if this is part of
her 20-year revenge plan?
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That stuff happens.
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No, now she is a
big-time editor,
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and she thinks that I could
sell a book about relationships.
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You mean, like, Dating
with Daddy Issues?
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Oh, that's actually really good.
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How about Fucking
Without Fallacies?
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- No.
- Or should it be "Fellatio"?
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- Please stop.
- I got it, I got it.
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- Trusting While Thrusting.
- You need to stop talking.
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Looks nice.
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Man, if you see who puttin'
their foot up on this table,
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you need to tell me.
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I thought you were
against snitches.
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I don't snitch, but you can.
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Look, Edwin, I need to let you know one
of your associates got popped, Sadiiq.
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Well, now, Mal, I don't fool
with those niggas anymore, man.
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You know that.
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Alright. Well, I'm glad
'cause he's got a situation.
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- For what?
- Conspiracy to distribute.
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I said, man, I don't
fool with those dudes.
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Mal, I... don't
need to hear this.
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Okay.
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Hi, sweet angel, ya good?
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No. I would be if I knew how to
solve the differential for cosine X.
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The only math you'll ever
need is how to tip 22%
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and that's hard enough.
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Mm, mm! You were so cute.
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He's so Johnny.
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Not really there.
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Is it weird that
I barely know him?
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You know, I know nothing
about the people who had sex,
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got pregnant, then dropped
me off at an orphanage.
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Though I do wonder about their teeth.
My teeth were jacked before braces.
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That's really all you know
about your real parents?
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Yeah, my parents are like UFOs.
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I know they exist, I
just don't have proof.
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Damn, that sucks.
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Well, I joined a Facebook
group of other Korean adoptees
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who know what it's like
when you're with your family
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and you get mistaken for a
foreign exchange student,
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so... should we find
a group for you?
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Yeah, Sons of Dads
Who Don't Care.
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Hey, he cares.
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He dedicated his one
good album to you.
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In the liner notes?
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Do you even know
what liner notes are?
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No, I don't.
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Oh, your generation was robbed.
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What are the liner...
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- Yeah, Google it.
- What are they?
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And then the algorithm
served me your TED Talk
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and I imagined how much trouble
you probably had deciding
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between that dress
and a blue one.
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Kiki, you still know me so well.
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Do you still have magazines
with nail polish on the back?
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Of course, I mean, I don't wanna
get nail polish on my table.
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God, I'm so proud of you.
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- Oh.
- You're a big deal!
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No, I'm like a
medium deal at best.
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I went deep on your Insta,
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and not only are you still the most
compelling person I've ever met,
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you're really helping people.
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Okay, so, to that end, I do
have a possible book idea.
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It's Dating with Daddy Issues.
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Oh, my God, my favorite
chapter's going to be,
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"I've Never Had a
One-Night Stand"?
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Ew, of course not.
I still haven't.
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I mean, I don't wanna wake
up in some stranger's bed.
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- When was the last time...
- ...he washed the sheets?!
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Exactly!
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It's really good to see you.
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Okay, I feel like I
need to apologize.
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- For what?
- It was crazy the way I just ran
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- outta that room when...
- When we almost kissed?
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- Right.
- Oh, my God, stop,
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we were so young
and wrinkle-free,
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and high off of a
Chumbawamba show.
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I think maybe I
was afraid to learn
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something about myself
that I didn't wanna know.
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You were repressed and
you couldn't deal with it.
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Yeah.
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I actually understood.
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I still missed
you. Maybe a lot.
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How long are you in town?
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Thursday. My husband has
to get back to New York.
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Now, I saw him on your
Insta. He's so cute.
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We're open.
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Oh, oh, okay, oh!
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What are you doing later?
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It's a Honeyed
Alabama Chicken...
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- Hm.
- ...yam puree, and collard green salad.
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- Wow!
- Bam!
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Oh, oh, uh, the chicken's
hot, just give it a minute.
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When are you gonna actually
start cooking for a living?
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Oh, trust me, ma. I'm
tryin' right now just to put
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- some things together, you know?
- Good, because it's the second-best thing
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you're good at.
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And the first-best
thing I'm good at is...
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That would be illegal, everywhere
but the state of Nevada.
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I need a favor, Nadine.
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- Uh-oh.
- No, i-it's nothin' bad.
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- Fox's nephew caught a case.
- Don't ask me to do anything sketchy.
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I'm just tryna find out
what the DA has on him.
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- I really would rather not.
- Uh, oh, okay. Okay.
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I mean, don't you think it
might look a little strange
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for a director in the mayor's office to
be calling the DA about some drug case?
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I'm not trying to
jeopardize anything, Nadine.
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I swear to God I'm not.
It's just a phone call.
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I'm trying to turn this
thing around, Nadine.
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You know I am.
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♪ I see the morning sun creep
through your windowpane ♪
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♪ That love won't let me wait ♪
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Okay, I'll do it.
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But only because that is the best
thing I've ever put in my mouth.
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Thank you, baby.
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Well, the second-best thing.
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Oh.
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Hello, 1999.
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Hey, Dad.
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You seeing what I'm seeing?
He's hiding somethin'.
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No, no, he-he just
looked at his phone.
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You know when this man
is being legally dubious.
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And right now, he's
being dubious as hell.
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- I don't see that.
- PTSD will do that.
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So, we know how this goes.
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First, he's preoccupied...
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then he'll be all upbeat.
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Hey, baby girl,
how was your day?
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It was fine.
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Then he'll be all sentimental.
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You know I love
you, right, Paige?
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Whoop, there it is!
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Okay, you're gonna let me
handle this like an adult, okay?
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- Dad.
- Yeah, baby.
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Um... are you sure
that everything's okay?
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Because right now
you're doing what you do
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- when you're doing something wrong.
- Whoa, what?
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No. No, no, no, no, no. No!
I don't care, it's fine.
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Nope!
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Whoa, baby girl.
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- I had lunch with Kiki.
- Yeah?
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It was just like college.
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She asked to see me
tonight and I ran.
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Wow, I didn't know you
were such a Flo-Jo.
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- A what?
- Yeah, a runner. R... Flo-Jo's a runner.
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Okay, so, I think
that I might be afraid
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to go there with her,
like, go there go there,
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because she's great, I feel
very pulled toward her.
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But what does that mean?
Am I a lesbian? Am I bi?
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But wouldn't I know that by now?
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Does she make you
tingle down there?
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I mean, maybe, I don't know.
I-I-I wanna be in her energy.
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Do you look at her boobs
when you're talking to her?
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- I mean, they're there, I see them, right?
- Mm-hm.
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I see the boobs, but it's
not about the boobs, right?
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I-I, I feel like I need
to learn something here.
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Like, no, I don't wanna be
in a relationship with her,
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but I do want to... What?
No, no, oh, no, no, no.
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I need to figure out
this part of myself.
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What if all of your
relationship problems
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were just that you were
having sex with the wrong sex?
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Honestly, that
would be a relief.
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I wish I was a lesbian. I
just like balls too much.
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See, now, balls stress me out.
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I should text her.
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Yeah, ya should.
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- I should? Really?
- Mm-hm.
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I should text her?
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- Okay. If you're gonna...
- Oh, my gosh.
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...be with a woman,
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- we gotta get you one of these.
- What?
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Oh, no, what is that? I
don't... What do I do with that?
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It's not complicated, you
just strap it on and thrust.
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You've used one of those?
238
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,915
What? Why would you
not tell me this?
239
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,004
Mm, I guess we're even.
240
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,092
Thanks a lot, man.
241
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,635
There he is.
242
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,140
Hey, Fox.
243
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,642
- Think I'm wearin' a wire?
- You think I'm wearing a wire?
244
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,147
Hell no.
245
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,817
Fuck no.
246
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,816
How's your nephew doing?
247
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,485
- I haven't heard.
- I heard three cop cars pulled up.
248
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,908
Yeah, motherfuckers
ruined my grass.
249
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,032
He wouldn't cooperate,
now would he, Fox?
250
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,789
- Honestly?
- Yeah, honestly.
251
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,871
Who knows, man?
252
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,998
Fuck you mean, "Who knows?"
253
00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:53,418
You got my freedom on the line
with folk I can't trust, man?
254
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,502
- Man, it's not my fault.
- What?
255
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,425
You know these young
people are different.
256
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:03,595
- I-I'ma disappear for a minute.
- But I can't do that, Fox!
257
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:06,556
I got a family, I got
a whole life, man!
258
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,478
That's why you go!
259
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,648
- You wanna wreck that?
- Okay...
260
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,105
this what I know.
261
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:17,942
I picked up a car in Alabama and
I dropped it off in Minneapolis,
262
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,903
and I don't know
nothin' else about it.
263
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,617
It was just a car.
264
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,990
I don't need to run.
265
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,704
Up to you, Edwin.
266
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,539
Up to you.
267
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,746
Ain't nobody around
here. You need a ride?
268
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,044
No, no, no, I'm
good. You go 'head.
269
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,053
I don't know where
the fuck I am.
270
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,135
Come on!
271
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,430
Hi, I'm going
full-force aunt today.
272
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,938
- Why you being so weird?
- I have something for you.
273
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,148
No way.
274
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,729
Is that my dad's album?
275
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,902
The good one, yep.
276
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:03,158
Oh, this is crazy, thank you.
277
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:07,283
Yeah, well... I
know what it's like.
278
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,916
If my birth parents had an album,
I'd probably want a copy too, so.
279
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,625
But not sure if your mom
should know about this,
280
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:19,049
so... I'm leaving it up to you.
281
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,689
Hi.
282
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,190
Hey.
283
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:41,359
And so, there he was, you know, all
of a sudden, my dad living with me.
284
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,487
I can't even imagine how overwhelming
that was, on every level.
285
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:48,449
Yeah, my brain was flooded with
the cortisol and adrenaline,
286
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,831
and I, I could barely
think straight.
287
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,166
I mean, that's a book.
288
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,707
Yes, that's my book.
289
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,292
- Right?
- Yes!
290
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:59,711
Well, how's your son doing?
291
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,629
- Um, he's anxious...
- Mm.
292
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,923
...but he loves
having my dad around.
293
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:08,303
They have this dude bond
that I do not understand.
294
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:10,430
Well, maybe your dad isn't
always talking about feelings.
295
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:13,725
Yes, I am still like that.
296
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:16,315
Oh, and you should
be, and I'm glad.
297
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:24,402
Is it just me or are we
here in the exact situation
298
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,284
you ran away from 22 years ago?
299
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,204
It is not just you.
300
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,165
I didn't think so.
301
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,127
So what am I gonna do this time?
302
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,255
What are you gonna do?
303
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:46,053
♪ You know you're
making it hard for me ♪
304
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,470
♪ Baby, us dancing so close ♪
305
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:53,473
♪ Ain't a good idea ♪
306
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:56,480
♪ 'Cause I'ma want
you now and here ♪
307
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,733
♪ The way that you
shake it on me ♪
308
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:04,780
♪ Makes me want you
so bad sexually ♪
309
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,403
♪ Oh girl... ♪
310
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,488
Well?
311
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:11,203
Would it be okay if
I used the bathroom?
312
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,409
- Sure. Yeah.
- You sure?
313
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,702
- Super quick.
- Okay.
314
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,209
Super quick. I'll
be right back.
315
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,589
Ah!
316
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:26,714
We are embarrassingly
cis-hetero.
317
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,716
- Mm-hm.
- But you knew that.
318
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,387
There's still something about her
that just makes me feel so seen.
319
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:34,514
Hello? There's a
whole word for that.
320
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,224
- What?
- Intimacy.
321
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,772
- Intimacy?
- Into-Me-You-See.
322
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,229
Oh. Oh!
323
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:45,108
- Like, Into-Me-You-See?
- Yeah.
324
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,276
I've never heard that one.
325
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,695
Of course, you have. I'm you.
326
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,196
- Right.
- Yeah.
327
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:54,117
Okay, so, what we're saying
is I don't want Kiki.
328
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,996
I mean, I do, I do, I want
Kiki, but make it a man.
329
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,415
Well, I want a Blow Pop
without gum in the middle,
330
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:03,168
but you can't have
everything you want.
331
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:07,843
I feel like I could
get that for you.
332
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,384
Okay, here's the thing,
333
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,303
I did really want to kiss you...
334
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,388
...but I'm not into women,
which I think I already knew,
335
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,433
but what I am into is intimacy.
336
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,602
Paige, this is my
husband, Miguel.
337
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,441
Y... W... Oh.
338
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,240
I can never do that for you
again, do you understand?
339
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,201
It put me in a terrible spot!
340
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,494
Okay, I'm sorry, but I
needed to know, baby.
341
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,792
- I... And I thank you.
- Okay.
342
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:46,503
Well, the good news is Sadiiq
isn't gonna take a plea bargain.
343
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:49,797
- Okay.
- But that doesn't mean that he won't.
344
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,341
Right.
345
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,344
Right, right. Right.
346
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:57,639
- So what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
347
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,724
You know, normally this is
right where I disappear,
348
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,188
but I don't know, Nadine.
349
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:06,193
Well, as someone who's been on the
receiving end of you disappearing,
350
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,863
all I'll say is: it hurts.
351
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,868
Hey.
352
00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:21,830
You're just... very miss-able.
353
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,833
Woman, you did just
fine without me.
354
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,836
- Yeah, I did.
- I... Yeah, I know.
355
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:32,427
But still... there is
only one you, Edwin.
356
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:42,062
There's no one else I'd rather
be in a... situations hip with.
357
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,730
Hey, everybody.
358
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,568
So, I've been on social
media Ozempic for a minute,
359
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:55,071
and I've been thinking about
why am I making these videos?
360
00:17:55,075 --> 00:18:00,159
Is it for me? Is it for you?
And the answer is: yes, both.
361
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:04,664
Because I think healing
in public helps me heal,
362
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,167
and I think it helps you
heal too, wherever you are.
363
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,836
So, speaking of healing,
364
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,965
this week, I got some
unexpected healing from the past
365
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:17,260
because the past
slid into my DMs.
366
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,470
And here's what I learned:
367
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,682
being willing to
look at the past
368
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:26,227
actually helps us make
sense of who we really are.
369
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:29,272
And when we can see who we are,
370
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,983
other people can start
to really see you too,
371
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,152
and that's what we
all want, right?
372
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:39,578
To see and be seen by the
people who matter the most.
373
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,998
- Hey.
- Hey.
374
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,546
Oh, my, um, dad said
he would be a minute.
375
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,547
- How's Ava?
- She's good.
376
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,840
- We're good.
- Oh! Good.
377
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,096
- Yeah, yeah. Mm-hm.
- Good.
378
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,809
Edwin told me about
family therapy.
379
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,521
I bet it's bringin' up a lot.
380
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,817
Yeah, but it's
not a bad "a lot."
381
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:16,819
I mean, it's working. You
look more open and lighter.
382
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,321
- Oh.
- Even more than usual.
383
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,405
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
384
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:23,409
Wow, I guess I'm just
figuring shit out.
385
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,286
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
386
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,293
- For seeing me.
- Mm.
387
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,972
- Hey.
- Hey.
388
00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:45,473
What's goin' on?
389
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:50,774
I'm just... takin' in
everything I missed.
390
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,820
Time is a bitch.
391
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,617
Hm.
392
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,993
- Dad?
- Yeah.
393
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:08,625
I'm really sorry that I
freaked out on you before.
394
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:14,169
I just have these
well-traveled neural pathways
395
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:18,886
and... they were telling me
that you were up to something.
396
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:26,476
And I think, in the
past, I wouldn't have...
397
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:32,149
asked you directly because what if
you said something that terrified me.
398
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:36,361
But I really want to know.
399
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:42,784
So... do you have something
you need to tell me?
400
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,830
Sadiiq got arrested, Paige.
401
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,918
And I thought he was gonna...
take me down with him.
402
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:55,631
Don't look at me like
that, baby, please.
403
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,714
- Did you do something bad?
- I didn't think so.
404
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,804
"Think" implies doubt.
405
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:07,639
When we went to
Alabama, I did a job.
406
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,269
Oh, wow.
407
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:12,185
I drove a car for Fox.
408
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,103
Whoa.
409
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,193
Uhh...
410
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,817
you lied to us?
411
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,277
I was trying to help
you fix the roof.
412
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:25,156
Oh, God, I, I don't know
how to feel about that.
413
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,952
Fox is getting ready to leave town. He
told me I need to do the same thing.
414
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,870
But I ain't goin', Paige.
415
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,960
I ain't goin' anywhere.
416
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,338
I'm stayin' right here.
417
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,844
Thank you for
telling me the truth.
418
00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,760
You cannot keep things from me.
419
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,058
And I won't, baby...
420
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:50,811
ever again.
421
00:21:52,104 --> 00:21:53,522
Okay.
422
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,689
Hey.
423
00:21:57,693 --> 00:22:01,109
Hey. Can I use
your record player?
424
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:02,823
Yes, you can.
425
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:05,409
What you got there?
426
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,783
- You wanna play that?
- Mm-hm.
427
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:12,082
He has that one song, it's in
that annoying asthma commercial.
428
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:17,000
But I kinda just wanna
hear the whole thing, so.
429
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:18,714
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
430
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,592
Did you know him? My dad?
431
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:24,303
Little bit.
432
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,722
Here, let me play that for you.
433
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,818
I reached out to him.
434
00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:43,447
Your dad? Is that,
is that right?
435
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,199
Yeah.
436
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:49,453
And... he texted me back.
437
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,247
And how did that feel?
438
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,374
I'm not sure.
439
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:59,796
But, um, if you could
just... not tell my mom.
440
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,612
Okay.
441
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:29,697
♪ A lot can happen in one year ♪
442
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:32,742
♪ One day you're happy
floating on air ♪
443
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:36,830
♪ The next day your whole
closet's full of tears ♪
444
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,123
♪
445
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,918
♪ Through the highs
and through the lows ♪
446
00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:45,213
♪ In the darkness,
find your home ♪
447
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:48,971
♪ I'll be there, no
matter where you are ♪
448
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,808
♪ Hey! Take one breath ♪
449
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,766
♪ Before you leave ♪
450
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:59,352
♪ I'll show you off ♪
451
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:02,276
♪ Be a part of my dreams ♪
452
00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:05,529
♪ Hey! Feel the air ♪
453
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,407
♪ And find your peace ♪
454
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,410
♪ Breathe and believe ♪
455
00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:14,329
♪ Breathe and believe ♪
456
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,913
♪ Hey! You know you
gotta be yourself ♪
457
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:22,250
♪ 'Cause you'll never
be nobody else ♪
458
00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:24,586
♪ You know you
gotta be yourself ♪
459
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:27,259
♪ Hey! Oooh... ♪
460
00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:30,596
♪ You know you
gotta be yourself ♪
461
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:33,473
♪ 'Cause you'll never
be nobody else ♪
462
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:40,647
Woo-hoo!
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