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-Oh, hi, Niles.
-Hmm?
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Say, look at this great
Mother's Day present I got.
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-50% off on the red dot sale.
-Hmm.
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Oh, by the way,
here's your magic marker.
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Every light in this
entire house is on.
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Do you people realize
how much energy
we're wasting here?
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Would you just
sign my report
card?
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Nice try, Brighton.
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Oh, B, you failed French.
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-What are you talking about?
I got a "B."
-No, you didn't.
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You turned the "F" into a
"B"
with a red magic marker.
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You know, I am horrified.
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Fran, you've gotta
promise me
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you won't tell Dad
I failed French.
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You know what a pain
he can be.
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Your father?
The most compassionate,
understanding,
handsome...
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He's standing
right behind me.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's right, Brighton.
And you are getting a tutor.
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A tutor?
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Oh, that's not how you learn
a foreign language.
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You gotta go
to the country
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and immerse yourself
in the culture.
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Forget it, Miss Fine.
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You're not getting a trip
to Paris.
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I tried that when
I wanted to perfect
my Swedish meatballs.
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He sent me to Ikea.
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Now, you know,
I might not mind
a hot-looking French
tutor,
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some babe
in a short
skirt,
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spiked heels,
a little
accent.
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Oh, come on,
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do you think
your father's gonna
hire a floozy like that
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to teach his kids?
Please.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushingto the Sheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was thereto sell makeup,but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessedthat the girlwe've described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody elseIs wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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Fran, what are you
doing to the blouse
you bought your mother?
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I'm sewing the size
in upside down so the "L"
looks like a "7".
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Basically I'm knocking
40 pounds off her
for Mother's Day.
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Better you should give
her
some grandchildren
before she dies.
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How much did she
pay you to say that?
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Nothing.
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What do I need?
Knock wood.
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I live in
a beautiful
mansion,
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and thanks God
I got my
health.
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Oh, can you believe
ma would lay guilt
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on a little girl just
to get what she wants?
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I want a kid so I
could
do that, too.
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Having kids is hard work.
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I wouldn't know
where to start.
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How about by getting a date?
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Well, I'll be back shortly.
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I'm just going out to lunch
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with a friend of mine.
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-Okay.
-Mr. Wilder.
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He's getting divorced
for the second time.
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Married a beautiful
blond chorus girl.
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His poor children
were so attached to her.
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Been disinfecting
the extension
phone
again, Niles?
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Cold and flu season, sir.
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[GRUNTS]
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Well, the whole
thing's
a bloody mess.
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I'll tell you,
I'm not gonna
remarry
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until the children are
grown
and out of the house.
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Well, wait a minute.
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That could be,
like, 10 years.
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I mean, what if you
met the right girl?
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You think she's gonna
wait all that time
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to settle down
and start a family?
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I don't know.
If she's the right
person,
she'll understand.
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No, she won't.
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[HORN HONKING]
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That'll be Mr. Wilder.
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He bought a new
Bentley to hide
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some of the money
from her divorce lawyer.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Bundle up, sir.
There's just
so much I can do.
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Oh, meanwhile, I gotta
spend the whole afternoon
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interviewing French
tutors for Brighton.
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Well, what happened to the one
Mr. Sheffield liked, Nannette?
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No, no.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh. I'll tell you,
it's a good thing
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Mr. Sheffield put
me
in charge of this,
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'cause unlike a man,
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I will hire a tutor
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based solely on their
academic credentials.
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-Bonjour.
-You're hired.
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Miss Fine, it's 85 degrees
in here.
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Why did you turn up the heat?
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Oh, would you leave me alone?
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I'm checking out
the tutor's credentials.
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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Mighty impressive.
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Viva la
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Oh, croissants.
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Croissants.
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I never thought
I'd say this to you,
but more nasal.
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Niles, I'm an American.
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I don't have to
put on some fake accent
just to impress
someone.
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Allo.
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Would you care
for somecroissants?
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Merci, chérie.
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[SPEAKS FRENCH]
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Another time. Once
more.
With feelings, huh?
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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No. No, no.
You murder the
language.
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Brighton, say it
as though you were
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speaking to an
exquisite
woman, huh?
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Je t'adore.
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Je t'adore.
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Je t'adore.
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Well, honey,
even I understood that.
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Go shut the door.
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Come on, guys,
it's a Saturday.
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I don't want to be
stuck in the house.
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Listen, Brighton,
you're not going anywhere
until you pass French.
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So just plant
your littlederrière
on the chair.
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Today is a school day.
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You should listen to
your beautiful nanny.
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Recess.
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Forgive me if I stare.
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You have such
classic
features.
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You remind me of a Rodin.
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Rodan, the pterodactyl
that terrorized Tokyo?
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Well, I've been called worse.
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[SPEAKS FRENCH]
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In my country, a woman
as beautiful as you
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would have a family
of her own
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or at least be
responsible
for one breaking up.
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[LAUGHS]
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That is so sweet.
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Perhaps you
would like to join
me for dinner
tonight?
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Oh, Philippe, that's awfully
sweet of you.
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But it's a little last-minute.
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I mean, I already made
dinner plans.
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But you know what?
Let me just go see
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if I can change them.
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Okay?
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Niles, Niles,
cover up the holes
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on the Lean
Cuisine
with some tape
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and shove it back
in the freezer.
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Oh, Fran,
you look so
pretty.
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I've never seen you
in that dress.
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Oh, sure you have, honey.
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This is the one
that I always pull out
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when my relationships start
to get a little serious.
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No. I've never seen you
in that dress...
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You made your point, honey.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it.
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Philippe.
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Bonsoir,
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He's French. It's cool,
isn't it?
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You know, Fran,
maybe I should say
hello to Philippe.
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I mean, I don't wanna
be rude.
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Now, sweetie,
this is Brighton's
tutor.
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But aren't
you
failing
Italian?
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No.
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Well, don't you
think you should
be?
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[LAUGHS] Yeah.
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Bonsoir,
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Did you study your
French last night?
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Well, how's this?
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Did I pass the oral exam?
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Ah, Philippe,
I see you're exposing
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my nanny to your
native tongue.
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Mr. Sheffield. I'm sorry.
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I guess I just have
no French resistance.
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Well, neither do the French.
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They surrendered in every war
they've ever been in.
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That is
because
we are lovers,
not fighters.
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I believe your
employer
is jealous, huh?
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Miss Fine, I believe
your date is presumptuous.
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One thing a Frenchman can spot
a mile away is a cuckold.
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Oh, really?
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Now, you see,
I would have thought
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that would have been
a plate of stinky cheese.
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00:09:02,466 --> 00:09:04,276
-Limey.
-Frog.
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00:09:04,316 --> 00:09:06,156
The only good
thing
to come out
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of your country
is Andrew Lloyd
Webber.
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00:09:08,383 --> 00:09:09,423
All right. That does it.
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00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:12,380
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
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You know, I had a dream
like this once.
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00:09:22,466 --> 00:09:26,146
How long do we have
to put up with that
posturing Frenchman?
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00:09:26,183 --> 00:09:27,383
And why do they let
so many foreigners
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into this country
in the first place?
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Crumpet, sir?
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00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,370
Oh, Maxwell,
don't be so selfish.
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Philippe and Nanny Fine
are perfect for one
another.
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You know how
the French
love
a fine wine.
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Well, now he can listen
to one 24 hours a day.
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[LAUGHING]
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No sour grapes.
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You could have foreign men
worship you, too.
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Go to India.
You'd be sacred.
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00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:07,296
Why is she throwing herself
at him anyway?
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00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:10,353
I mean, it's not as if
she's never seen
a good-looking man before.
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00:10:10,383 --> 00:10:13,283
I've been known
to turn a few heads
in my time, right, Niles?
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You're a brick
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house.
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00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:21,420
Mighty, mighty.
220
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,280
But perhaps Miss
Fine
has reached a point
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in her life where she
wants
a little more.
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00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,120
What do you mean,
a little more?
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Well, you know,
sir,
a little something
extra like...
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He proposed! He proposed!
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...that.
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What? What do you mean
he proposed?
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Well, I knew
he was up to something
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'cause he started
with
that "Shut the door.
Shut the door."
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Miss Fine, how could the man
possibly want to marry you?
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Pardon moi?
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Well, I mean,
he barely even knows you.
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00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:54,350
Well, some people
know what they want
as soon as they see
it
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'cause, unlike
other people,
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they are in
touch
with their
feelings
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and are not
afraid
to express them.
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00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:03,333
Deux points,deux
237
00:11:04,266 --> 00:11:06,266
Just what exactly
are you saying?
238
00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,380
What are you saying?
239
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,166
I'm not saying anything.
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00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,250
Bingo!Au revoir.
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00:11:21,316 --> 00:11:22,416
What? What's the big news
242
00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:24,420
you couldn't tell
me
over the phone?
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00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:27,160
Happy Mother's Day.
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00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,400
[SCREAMS]
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00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,000
Are you pregnant?
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00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:35,220
No.
247
00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:42,283
Oh, I can't believe
that Mr. Sheffield
finally proposed to
you.
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00:11:42,316 --> 00:11:45,196
Oh, no, Ma.
It's not Mr. Sheffield.
249
00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:47,323
It's Philippe, the guy
that I've been seeing.
250
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:52,123
Someone proposed to you
without even meeting
your mother?
251
00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:55,346
Gee, you know,
I never made that
connection before.
252
00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:58,483
Darling, I don't
like this at all.
253
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,280
Oh, Ma, you're gonna
love Philippe.
254
00:12:01,316 --> 00:12:02,466
He is the most passionate,
255
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,330
sensuous man
I've ever met.
256
00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:07,830
You should see him
eat a piece of fruit,
257
00:12:07,116 --> 00:12:09,326
tearing it apart
like an animal,
258
00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:12,326
juice dribbling
down his chin,
259
00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:13,430
wiping it with his sleeve.
260
00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:17,130
I'll tell you,
he reminds me
a lot of Daddy.
261
00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:22,130
Sweetheart, don't go
by the sex.
262
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,476
Don't go by the looks.
263
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,220
I made that mistake
with your father.
264
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,150
The man that I let
my daughter marry
265
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:33,133
has to live up to
my standards, darling.
266
00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,180
Bonjour, chérie.
267
00:12:35,216 --> 00:12:37,156
My son!
268
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:45,660
Philippe, ma.
Ma, don't scare him.
269
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:48,180
What? Like I don't know
how to talk to a person
270
00:12:48,216 --> 00:12:50,656
from a foreign country?
271
00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:54,470
Hello. I'm Sylvia Fine.
272
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,480
Thank you
for your lovely statue.
273
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,180
We put it
in the harbor
274
00:13:07,216 --> 00:13:11,496
so everyone could see it.
275
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,130
That's good, ma.
276
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:21,116
Now, it's time
to take yourel dopa.
277
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,200
Hello, Sylvia, how are you?
278
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:30,173
Not kicking myself
like someone else
in this room must be.
279
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:35,466
Phil, now that
we'remishpocheh,
280
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:41,100
family, we have so
much to talk about.
281
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:44,283
Morty and I will pay
for the entire wedding.
282
00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:47,446
Your side will just pay
for the food.
283
00:13:47,483 --> 00:13:51,233
But don't worry,
the Fines are not
big eaters.
284
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,300
Congratulations, Philippe.
285
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:02,133
Merci,
286
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,476
Snail eater.
287
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,170
Your queen
looks like a
man.
288
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,380
Are you two at it again?
289
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:15,366
This is getting ridiculous.
290
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,170
He got you last.
291
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,300
Chérie,
we must get ready
292
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,373
for the interview
for our Green
Card.
293
00:14:22,316 --> 00:14:24,346
Um... Philippe, uh,
294
00:14:24,383 --> 00:14:26,423
could you perhaps
clear this up for me?
295
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:31,170
If you marry Miss Fine,
you get to stay in this
country.
Is that right?
296
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,230
You insult me, sir.
297
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:35,496
I wanted to take her
to France
298
00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,330
to live in
my brother'schâteau,
299
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,370
but she insisted
on remaining here
300
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,300
to take care
of your
children.
301
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,273
That's right.
302
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:46,350
Thechâteau
was conveniently left out
of the conversation,
303
00:14:46,383 --> 00:14:49,003
but that's right.
304
00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:50,370
Now, about Christmas time,
305
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,100
does your brother
likemishpocheh
306
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,146
Bear with me.
307
00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:02,163
The INS has to determine
308
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,150
that yours will not simply be
a marriage of convenience.
309
00:15:05,183 --> 00:15:07,303
Well, I'll tell
you,
it was pretty
convenient for
310
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:11,333
'cause if I hadn't
met someone soon,
I was gonna hang
myself.
311
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,220
So exactly how long
did you go out with
Fran
312
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,320
before you proposed?
313
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:21,830
All I remember is getting lost
in her eyes,
314
00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:23,346
then she spoke with
a cute little accent,
315
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:24,433
and I was hers,
316
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,146
body and soul.
317
00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:30,483
Thank God love
is not only blind,
it's deaf, too.
318
00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:34,376
When was she born?
319
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,496
Well, I know she's 26.
320
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:44,160
That's a rough conversion
from the metric system.
Move on.
321
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,100
What is her favorite food?
322
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,303
Well, we dine on love.
323
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,203
But I never get enough.
324
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:53,383
I'm always hungry for more.
325
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,296
Oh, can we wrap this up?
326
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,253
I think he's
ready
for dessert.
327
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:02,173
Is Miss Fine
the only American woman
328
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,500
you would consider dating...
329
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,250
Considered dating?
330
00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:08,303
Absolument.
331
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:13,123
The moment our two souls met,
it was an explosion of love.
332
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,220
Have you ever heard
such utter rot?
333
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:21,250
[IMMITATING PHILIPPE]
"Our two souls met in
an explosion of love."
334
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,450
-Couldn't you just retch?
-Quite right, sir.
335
00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:26,473
Too flowery,
336
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,170
not nearly
as seductive as
337
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,120
[SCREAMS]
"Miss Fine!"
338
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:38,830
No more, please.
I am spent.
339
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:45,333
[SIGHING]
340
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,660
Hello, Caca.
341
00:16:58,383 --> 00:16:59,403
What?
342
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:02,003
Is that not what
C.C. stands for?
343
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,120
This is what
the butler told
me.
344
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:15,283
You know, Philippe,
you have made me
the happiest woman on Earth.
345
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:18,376
And how have I done
that
mon coeur?
346
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,326
By taking Nanny Fine
off my hands...
347
00:17:21,366 --> 00:17:25,246
Arms... Shoulders?
348
00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:28,123
Your skin is like
whitechocolat,chérie.
349
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,480
Aren't you engaged
to Nanny Fine?
350
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,130
Oui.
351
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,350
And you think I would condone
this type of scandal with me?
352
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:44,303
Oui.
353
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,320
Monsieur,
I am deeply
offended.
354
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,156
Stop it.
355
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
356
00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:13,173
Did Caca do a no-no
in the kitchen?
357
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,420
Now she's going to
have to clean it up.
358
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,200
What do you mean?
359
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:25,663
Well, someone's
got to tell Miss Fine
that she's marrying a cad.
360
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,830
I could never break
her heart like that.
361
00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:28,126
I can.
362
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,376
But I won't.
363
00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:32,116
Destroy Nanny
Fine's
relationship
364
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:35,160
and be stuck
with her
forever?
365
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,280
You've been
inhaling
a little too much
Easy-Off, Beulah.
366
00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:41,233
Big mistake.
367
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:42,366
If you told,
it would make you
368
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,300
so attractive
to Mr. Sheffield.
369
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,330
How?
370
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,180
Well, a handsome man
came onto you.
371
00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:51,116
Remember,
boys never want a toy
372
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:53,270
until another boy wants
to play with it.
373
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,153
Listening.
374
00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:59,003
Besides,
Philippe is a philanderer.
375
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,170
The marriage will never last.
376
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,430
When Miss Fine is devastated,
377
00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:04,266
whose strong,
British arms will be there
to comfort and...
378
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,350
Maxwell!
379
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,273
What shall we put
the bridesmaids in?
380
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,320
Fuchsia or lime green?
381
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,500
No woman looks good
in lime green.
382
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:15,480
Lime green it is.
383
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,303
Je t'adore.
384
00:19:20,216 --> 00:19:21,226
Okay.
385
00:19:24,316 --> 00:19:26,376
The man is obsessed
with shutting the door.
386
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:32,203
-Miss Fine,
I have something to tell you.
-Oh?
387
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:35,303
Your French fiancé Philippe's
a philanderer.
388
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,663
Try saying that
five times fast.
389
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,430
Miss Fine, I'm serious.
He made a pass at C.C.
390
00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:42,246
That's right.
He kissed me.
391
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:45,433
Another man wanted me,
C.C. Babcock,
for his love toy.
392
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:51,170
How dare you make
something up like
that
just to tear us
393
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,160
-I have never...
-It is true.
394
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,270
I cannot resist
such beautiful woman.
395
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,250
I was appalled.
396
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:01,156
Tell her how you said
my skin looked
like white chocolate.
397
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,280
[FRAN GASPS]
398
00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:06,656
Oh, my God,
you called me
your Reese's piece.
399
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,270
What kind of a man
would do this to a
woman?
400
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,120
A Frenchman.
401
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:19,470
Chérie,
I love all
women,
402
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,350
but I marry you.
403
00:20:21,383 --> 00:20:22,433
Well, fine,
404
00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:24,376
I love all men.
405
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:28,216
So when we're married,
I guess it won't bother you
when I do this.
406
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,180
Kissing an English man
is like kissing your mother.
407
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,470
Oh, really?
Then, what about this?
408
00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:50,416
This is no good.
409
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,000
You made your point.
410
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,300
Fran, you do not understand.
411
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,376
In France,
men are like
bees.
412
00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:05,166
We must
pollinate
all the flowers
in the garden.
413
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:07,346
Well, I'll tell you
something.
414
00:21:07,383 --> 00:21:09,223
I don't think
you should be so free
415
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,380
and easy with your stinger
there,
416
00:21:12,483 --> 00:21:14,333
because in this country,
417
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:18,176
we have what's known
as the Bobbitt bee.
418
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,470
But,chérie, je t'adore.
419
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,220
My pleasure.
420
00:21:34,383 --> 00:21:37,453
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
421
00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:41,283
Oh, Miss Fine, there, there.
422
00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:45,423
Hey, what do you say
I take you out for
a nice supper?
423
00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:49,170
Oh, no.
I couldn't eat
anything.
424
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,660
Maybe a small lobster
425
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:57,160
and a twice-baked potato.
426
00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:01,660
Why do I listen to you?
427
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,400
I just drove her
straight into his arms.
428
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:07,183
Well, there's no such
thing
as a perfect plan.
429
00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:09,470
Cheers, Caca.
430
00:22:10,366 --> 00:22:13,246
[♪♪♪]
431
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,280
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