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( Snoring )

Hey, Hey.

Come Back Here.

Now You Know The Rules About Entering This Room

Without Knocking, Don't You?

And You Also Know The Rules

About Putting Stickers On Granddad.

But We're Moving.

That's Right.

You Are Moving Today!

Yes!

But What Does That Have To Do With This?

Daddy's Putting Blue Dots

On All The Big, Heavy Things We Want To Take With Us.

Well, I Feel Honored

To Be Considered A Big, Heavy Thing

But I Am Going To Stay Here.

Bye-Bye.

Bye.

Don't Forget To Knock

If You Ever Get In This House Again.

Bye.

Bye.

Cliff.

Sondra And Elvin Are Moving Today.

Come On, Let's Hit It.

Let's Go. Come On.

I'm Not Going To Get Excited About This.

I've Been Burned Too Many Times.

I Am Not Going To Get Excited About It.

Dear, If I Believed That Those People Were Leaving

I Would Go Downstairs

Take Every Single Box They Have Packed

Strap It On My Back And Crawl Across

The George Washington Bridge Myself.

Get Out Your Kneepads.

The House Has Passed Inspection, Escrow Has Closed

And The Moving Van Is Coming

And They Are Going.

Don't Be Too Sure.

I'm Telling You.

Every Time Something Happens.

You Can Call It Intuition

You Can Call It An Educated Guess

But I Am Not Sure That Those People Are Leaving.

With That Attitude, They May Not Leave.

Oh, Don't Worry About The Attitude.

I'm Going To Have An Attitude.

You Want To See It?

You Say, "Well, Dad, Mom, Good-Bye."

Go Ahead, Say That.

Well, Dad, Mom, Good-Bye.

Elvin.

Yes?

Where Does This Box Go?

Our House.

And Where Is The Moving Van Taking Us?

Our House.

And Where Are We Snuggling Up

And Sleeping Tonight?

Our House!

Ah, Get Out Of Here!

Get Out Of Here!

Get Out Of Here!

Mom, Dad, The Time Has Come.

We'll Miss You.

You Have No Idea

What This House Will Be Like Without You In It.

Don't Worry, 'Cause We're Organized

For The Swiftest Move Out Possible.

You've Had Plenty Of Time To Plan

For It.

Hey, That's Our Stuff.

And It's Going That Way.

Check-Out Time!

Hey, You Guys

That Stuff Has To Be Packed Properly.

Nelson: They're In A Box, Aren't They?

Mom, There Are Some Boxes Upstairs That Need

To Go To The Station Wagon.

My Station Wagon?

Whatever They Need, Dear.

You'll Have To Get There Before The Movers

Because You've Got The Keys To The House.

Keys To The House?

The Realtor Gave Them To You.

Why Would She Give Them To Me?

Muffin, Muffin, You Were The Last One

To Go On The Walk-Through.

You Were The Last One To See The Realtor.

I Don't Have Them.

You Must Have Them.

Look In The Pocket!

I Don't Have Them.

Please... Look In The Pocket.

Oh.

Somebody Must Have Put Them There.

Gave Us A Scare There For A Minute.

( Doorbell Ringing )

Movers!

The Movers Are Here!

Yes, My Own Room At Last.

Come On.

Okay, Guys

Why Don't You Go Upstairs And Finish Packing?

Movers.

Yes, Mr. Vincente, Mr. Velardi.

Dr. Tibideaux, We Got A Hungry Van Outside

And It's Feeding Time.

Gentlemen, This Is My Father-In-Law, Dr. Huxtable.

It's A Pleasure, Sir.

John Velardi.

Dan Vincente.

V &Amp; V And Sons.

We Make Sure Your Precious Things

Don't Become Precious Memories.

If You'd Sign This Waiver.

So You're V &Amp; V And Sons.

So Where Are The Sons?

Doc, You're Looking At Them.

Yeah, I Understand.

Then Where Are The Fathers?

Moving Is A Very Difficult Business.

Oh, I'm Sorry.

Then Where's The Crew?

Dr. Huxtable, At V &Amp; V And Sons

We Move With Our Heads, Not Our Hands.

Dan: Dr. Huxtable

You're A Man Of Science.

You Understand Physics.

You Know About Leverage, Incline Planes.

Yes.

We Hired Them To Work For Us.

They Never Call In Sick And They Never Ask For A Raise.

V, Let's Take A Couple Of Those Guys

And Move This Clock Right Here.

Look At That, Huh?

No Muscle Strain, No Hernia.

Just A Couple Of Brains Doing The Job.

We Won't Charge You For That.

Well, It Goes Back, 'Cause That's My Clock.

All We Need To Do Is Get The Dotted Items In The Basement

And The Boxes In Here, Like In The Estimate.

Right. You Got It.

Let's Move It Out.

It's Game Time.

Doc, Will You Sign The Waiver?

Thank You.

What Time Is It, Danny?

It's Moving Time, Baby.

Get Your Head Up.

Get Your Head Up.

Hey, Elvin!

Basement's Clear!

Bedroom's Clear.

All Right!

Truck's Ready To Roll.

Is This The Last Box Or Is This The Last Box, V?

This Is The Last Box, O.

Are We Movers Or What, Baby?

All Right.

Dad, Thank You For All Your Help.

My Brother.

Are You Sure You Don't Want Me

To Help You Move Everything Out Of The House?

No, No, Dad.

Actually, Sondra And I Were Hoping

That You'd Stay Here And Watch The Twins.

You're Going To Take Them With You, Aren't You?

Yes, Yes.

Just For Now, While We're Unloading.

Yeah, Sure.

Dad's Staying With The Kids.

Oh.

What Do You Mean, "Oh"?

Well, Dad

The Last Time You Baby-Sat

The Kids Ended Up In A Makeshift Jail.

It Was Not A Jail.

I Told You It Was A Fort.

A Fort.

Yeah, Well, Anyway, Look...

Could You Make It A Special Day?

This Is Their Last Day At Grandma And Grandpa's.

Yes, Dad.

Please Do Make It A Special Memory Day.

Memory Day, Special.

I Am Going To Take Rudy And Olivia In My Car.

I Need The Keys To The Station Wagon.

Right Here.

There You Go.

I Want To Go.

Me Too!

You're Going To Stay Here With Grandpa

And Have A Special Memory Day, Okay?

You Said If We Sit In This House Any Longer

We Would Go Crazy.

She's Cute, Isn't She?

Winnie, Winnie, Winnie...

Mom And Dad Are Coming Back, And Then Tonight

You'll Spend The Night In Your Own Little Bed.

Well, Thanks, Dad.

Okay, You Kids Be Good.

Bye!

Drive Carefully

Because You Have To Come Back.

Thank You, Dad.

Yes.

Now, Um...

Granddad Is Going To, Uh, To Take A Long Nap.

Why Can't I?

You're Supposed To Take Care Of Us.

Do You Know Anything About Bears?

Well, Bears...

Happen To Be

A Very, Very Special...

Special Animal.

You Know Why?

Because Bears... Do What?

Hibernate.

Hibernate Is Correct!

Now, Bears Hibernate In The Cave.

Ha, Ha!

So, Here.

I'll Put This Pillow Here

And This Other Pillow Around On This Side

And You Two Will Be The Grandbaby Bears.

So You Get In There And You Hibernate.

That's It.

That's It.

There You Go.

You're Doing Just Fine.

Now, We're... We're Hibernating.

( Winnie And Nelson Giggling )

You Guys Are Funny.

You Know About Santa Claus.

Okay, You, You Sit Here.

And You Sit Here.

That's It.

Now, You Keep An Eye On That Phone.

You Can't Make Any Noise.

Just Listen For When Santa Claus Rings That Phone

And Then You Wake Me Up.

Okay?

Do You Guys Understand?

Okay.

Keep Watching.

I Don't Know What Time He's Going To Call

But He's Going To Call.

What Is It?

What Do You Want?

He Called.

When Did Santa Claus Call?

Now.

He Didn't Call.

What Did You Say To Him?

Nothing.

You Said Nothing?

You Don't Think I Know Santa Claus, Do You?

You Think I'm Kidding.

I'll Call Him Right Now.

Sit Down.

You Guys, Sit Down.

You Guys Are In Big, Big Trouble.

And If He Tells Me...

I Know That You Know Him.

You Know I Know Him

And I'm Going To Call Him Right Now.

'Cause This Is Long-Distance.

Six, Eight.

Hey.

S.C., What's Happening?

Yeah.

Yeah, This Is C.H.

How You Feeling?

Yeah, I'm Here With The Grandchildren.

Yeah.

They Know All About You.

They Know You Come Down The Chimney.

They Know You Give The Presents

And You Give Presents To Kids Who Are Good

And They Haven't Been Too Good, S.C.

No, No.

I'm Trying To Take A Nap

And They Keep Jumping Up And Down

And They Touch Me And Stuff Like That.

So What Do You Think?

Yeah, Yeah.

Well, I... Just One Second.

Are You All Going To Let Me Take A Nap?

S.C....

Pass Over.

No, No, Not The Holiday.

No.

I Mean Go Over Their House.

No, No.

They Moved To New Jersey.

Go Right On...

They're Looking Serious Now, S.C.

You Think We Ought To Back Off?

Okay.

Thank You.

My Best To The Missus, S.C.

Yeah.

And How Are The Little Guys?

When Did He Pass Away?

You're Kidding.

Ooh Whee.

How Old Was He?

406?

Well... And How Old Was The Girl Friend?

115.

Young Women Will Do That To You Every Time, Man.

You Know How To Play Hide-And-Go-Seek?

Yes. Yes.

All Right, Now, Here.

This Is Yours.

Where's The Other One?

This One Is Yours.

Put It In Front Of Your Face So You Can Breathe.

Keep Your Eyes Closed.

No Cheating.

I'm Going To Go Hide.

You Count To Ten.

Ready, Go.

Together: One...

Two...

Three...

Four...

Five...

Six...

Seven...

Eight...

Nine...

Ten.

( Crashing )

Ooh... Ooh...

I'm Not Afraid Of Mrs. Huxtable.

You Can't Fix That.

This Is A Grandfather Clock.

Because Only The Grandfather Can Fix It.

You Know The Good Part About Being Grandchildren?

What?

That They Can Keep A Secret.

As A Matter Of Fact, There's A Special Secret Club.

Would You Like To Join That?

Yeah.

Raise Your Right Hand.

You'll Repeat After Me.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock...

Together: Hickory, Dickory, Dock...

I Don't Know Who Broke The Clock...

I Don't Know Who Broke The Clock...

We Were Walking Around...

We Were Walking Around...

And The Clock Fell Down...

And The Clock Fell Down...

And The Clock Fell Down...

Hickory...

Hickory...

Dickory...

Dickory...

Dock.

Dock.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.

Grandpa...

Grandpa...

Did Not Break The Clock.

Did Not Break The Clock.

( Doorbell Ringing )

Dee Dock.

Dee Dock.

Dee Dock.

Hickory, Dickory.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.

I Don't Know Who...

Broke The Clock.

Sorry To Bother You, Dr. Huxtable

But We're Missing Our Tape Guns.

Oh, Yeah.

They're Right There.

Yeah.

Oh...

What... What Happened?

What Is This?

Oh...

Ooh, Baby.

Are You In Trouble With Your Wife.

He's Not Afraid Of Her.

Um...

Fellas, There's A Clock Place About Two Blocks From Here.

V &Amp; V To The Rescue, Doc.

Yeah.

We Can Keep It On The Q.T.?

Uh, Doc, Uh

In Other Words, Nobody Broke The Clock.

Hickory, Dickory.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.

Nobody...

Broke The Clock.

Good.

Woo!

Hey, Kids!

Kids!

Your Dad's Here!

Get Dressed!

All Right!

Here Are Your Car Keys.

Thank You.

That's It. We're Moved In.

All Right!

Congratulations!

It Was A Cinch Once We Got Out Of Here.

Home Sweet Home.

I Got A Home And A Family.

It Feels Good.

Congratulations.

Is Sondra Coming To Pick You Up?

That's Kind Of What I Wanted To Talk To You About.

What Is It, Elvin?

Is The Car Broken?

No. The Car's Fine.

In Fact, Now That We're In The Suburbs

Sondra Will Need It More.

That Leaves Us Short One Car, If You Know What I Mean.

Elvin, What Are You Saying?

I Can't Use The Car During The Day

If Sondra And The Kids Are Using It

So...

Take A Train.

Dad, You Cannot Practice Emergency Medicine

And Get Stuck On The 7:15 In From The 'Burbs.

You Want Me To Give You My Car?

Give? Give?

Give? Dad... No.

What Kind Of A Guy Do You Think I Am?

Hey, I'm A Homeowner Now.

I Just Want To, You Know, Make You An Offer.