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Okay, I'll Meet You There
At 4:00.
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Bye.
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People...
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Dad, Thank God
You're Home.
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It's An Emergency.
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I Need Money.
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Ha Ha Ha.
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Dad, It's Urgent.
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Right.
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It's For Clothes.
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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Everyone's Going
To Be Wearing Baby Doll Dresses
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The First Day Of School.
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Hoo Hoo Hoo.
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Don't Worry About Her.
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She Has No Idea
How Frivolous She's Being.
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I Need A Phone Card.
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Do You Think
You Could Fix That For Me?
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Ha Ha Ha.
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Dad, There Are People
I Need To Communicate With
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From School.
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Here's A Quarter.
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Call Your Friends
Collect.
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Ha Ha Ha.
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Hey, Dad.
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You Don't Live Here.
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I Know, But My Roommate
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Had Some Friends
Staying Over.
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Yo, Besides, Dad--
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This Will Always
Be My Home.
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You Don't Distract Me Either.
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Oh, Sondra, Don't Be Silly,
You Little Chicken Head.
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We Are More Than Happy
To Co-Sign Your Home Loan.
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Yes!
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Okay.
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All Right, Bye-Bye.
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Sondra And Elvin
Are On Their Way Over.
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One Last Paper For You
To Co-Sign.
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Wonderful.
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Clair, My Loveliest Love
Of The Lovelies
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If I Asked You About November,
What Would You Say?
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What Would You Want Me To Say?
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Whatever Is In Your Heart.
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Okay. You're Wasting My Time.
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That's A Cruel, Cruel,
Cold-Blooded Stroke
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You Made On Me That Time.
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But I Am Not Going
To Be Distracted.
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Now, I Worked Very Hard,
My Darling
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To Give You The Gift
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Of The Giftiest Gifts.
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Pull It Out.
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Ta-Da!
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This Is The Gift
Of The Giftiest Giver?
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That Is Correct.
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Raggedy Blueprints Of Our Home.
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How Many Bedrooms Have We?
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We Have Four, Right?
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There's Ours, There's Olivia
And Rudy
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And There's Pam And Vanessa.
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And Then There's Denise
And Martin
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And While They're Away In Asia
On Martin's Duty Tour
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It Has Somehow Become
Theo's Summer Cottage.
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What Does This Have To Do
With November?
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I'm Glad You Asked.
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See, This Summer I Have Accepted
The Fact, My Darling
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That We Are Not Getting
Any Younger.
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Also, That These Children
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Are Determined To Stay Here
Until We Die.
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Will That Be November?
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Just The Opposite.
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In November, You Are Going
To Live, My Love.
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Please Turn To Page Two
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Downstairs.
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A-Ha!
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That's Right.
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What Is That,
What Is That?
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Here, I Have Watched You,
My Darling, For Years
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Walk Around That House
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Searching For A Spot
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Of Privacy
Somewhere In The House
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But Those People
Put On A Strong Campaign.
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No Matter Where You Went
There Was Someone...
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(Childlike Muttering)
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And You Found Nothing.
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And I Say To You,
My Dear, Right Here
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Is "The Clair Hanks Huxtable
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Memorial Do-What-You-Want-
Anytime-You-Want-
To-Do-With-It Room."
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And You Don't Have
To Be Dead To Enjoy It.
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We're Going To Have
Our Own Room?
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Not We.
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You Do With It What You Want.
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You Want To Make A Library,
You Want To Make An Office
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You Want To Make A Den Of Love.
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Maybe We Could Do All Three.
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Right On, Right On.
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This Is Too Much.
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My Own Room,
A Quiet Room.
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Yes.
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Mom, I've...
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How Many Times
Have I Asked You To Knock
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Before You Enter This Bedroom?
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Why? It's Daytime.
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Mom, I Really Need
Some Money...
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We Could Put An Electrical Beam
Across That Room
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And Anyone Coming In
With A Bad Attitude Or No Money
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Wouldn't Be Able
To Come In.
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Let's Go Look At It.
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No, You Can't Look At It.
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Not Until November.
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Oh, No, Cliff.
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November.
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Uh-Uh. It's There.
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It's There?
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If You Believe, It's There.
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I Believe It's There.
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Dad Doesn't Understand.
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I Need Money
For Clothes.
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I Gave You Money In July
And You Bought Them Then.
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But Mom...
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Rudy!
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Ohio!
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Pennsylvania.
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No, "Ohio" Means "Hello"
In Japanese.
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That's What Denise
And My Dad Said
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On The Tape They Sent.
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So, Do You Like My New Kimono?
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It's Very Lovely, Olivia.
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It Needs To Be Ironed.
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Can You Iron It, Please?
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Uh, Later.
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But It Needs
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To Be Ironed Now!
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I Told You, Later.
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Cliff, Do You Believe?
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I Do Believe.
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Please Iron It.
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You're Not Going
To Distract Me Either.
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Please, Please, Please...
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Pull My Pants Off,
I Don't Care.
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I Like This.
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Mom, Dad...
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Hey, Hey, Hey... Get Off.
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Get Off
Of Your Mother's Room.
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From Here On Down, Right On
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And It Stops Right Here.
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I Could Put A Chair
And Ottoman There.
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Yes.
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You Got It.
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Yo-Ho.
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Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo.
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And A Nice Area Rug.
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Yes, Please.
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This Is Weird.
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00:08:01,171 --> 00:08:02,684
What Are You Doing?
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Your Father Is Building Me
A Room.
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00:08:07,143 --> 00:08:08,687
Another Room?
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All Right!
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It'll Be Great To Have A Place
To Study
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Or For Guests.
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Or I Can Have A Crash Pad
When Denise Gets Back.
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Hey, Hey, Has Somebody
Snatched Your Brains?
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This Is Your Mother's Room.
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Your Mother's Room.
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Your Mother's!
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We Can Soundproof The Room,
Dear.
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Double-Insulated
Soundproofing.
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Big, Thick Steel Door
Which Shuts
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When You Close It
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And Little Kids Outside
Sounding Like This:
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(No Audio)
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Hey, Dad.
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Here Come The New Homeowners.
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Not Yet, Dad--
Tomorrow.
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Look At This,
Look At This--
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Sugarpie, Winnie, Winnie.
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00:09:11,007 --> 00:09:12,509
And Nelson.
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00:09:12,509 --> 00:09:15,412
Oh, What's The Matter
With Nelson?
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Nelson's Mad
Because He Just Got A Haircut.
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Come On, Elvin,
Let's Take These Things
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Into The Kitchen.
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Nelson, You Going To Stay
With Grandpa?
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Yes.
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You Going To Be A Good Boy?
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Yes.
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All Right.
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He Had To Get A Haircut
Sooner Or Later.
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I Have New Braids.
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Ooh, Yes, You Do
And They Are Beautiful.
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The Lady Did Them
And She Told Me Her Name.
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00:09:41,171 --> 00:09:42,505
What Is Her Name?
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I Don't Know.
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I Forgot.
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But I Have It Up Here.
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Rhonda, Rhonda!
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Olivia, Olivia!
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Ohio.
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Both:
New Jersey.
198
00:10:07,209 --> 00:10:09,212
Do You Like My New Kimono?
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Yeah!
Yeah!
200
00:10:10,217 --> 00:10:12,214
Let's Go Upstairs.
201
00:10:12,214 --> 00:10:15,076
(Children Shouting)
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00:10:15,076 --> 00:10:17,209
Kids, Keep It Down.
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00:10:17,209 --> 00:10:18,813
(Shouting)
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00:10:18,813 --> 00:10:20,849
That's It.
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00:10:20,849 --> 00:10:21,850
Hey, Dad.
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00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:23,018
Well, Well, Well.
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00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:24,686
You're Putting
An Extension On.
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00:10:24,686 --> 00:10:25,854
Yes, Yes.
209
00:10:25,854 --> 00:10:27,209
Great.
210
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,215
Mom's Finally Getting
Her Own Room.
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00:10:29,215 --> 00:10:32,209
Dad, Between Our New Home
And Your New Room
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00:10:32,209 --> 00:10:35,213
You're Really
Into The Home Finance Business.
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00:10:35,213 --> 00:10:36,664
(Laughing)
214
00:10:36,664 --> 00:10:41,703
Well, Dad, If You'll Just Sign
215
00:10:41,703 --> 00:10:47,709
This Last Financial
Authorization.
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00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:49,209
Clair...
217
00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:52,218
Didn't Clair Tell You
About This?
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00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,213
We're Not Signing This.
219
00:10:54,213 --> 00:10:55,210
Huh?
220
00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:57,719
We're Not Signing Because
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00:10:57,719 --> 00:10:58,853
I Have...
222
00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:00,213
Uh-Huh.
223
00:11:00,213 --> 00:11:01,689
I Have An Architect
Coming...
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00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:02,857
No, I'm Serious.
225
00:11:02,857 --> 00:11:05,860
What Is Your...
I'm Not Signing....
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00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:07,214
Uh-Huh.
227
00:11:07,214 --> 00:11:09,697
I Got You, I Got You.
228
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,209
Good One, Dad.
229
00:11:14,209 --> 00:11:16,214
That Was A Good One.
230
00:11:16,214 --> 00:11:17,672
You Got Me.
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00:11:17,672 --> 00:11:21,109
Your Color... You Lost...
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00:11:21,109 --> 00:11:22,510
You Got Me, Dad.
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00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,211
Okay, Here We Go.
234
00:11:27,211 --> 00:11:29,213
That Was So Funny.
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00:11:29,213 --> 00:11:31,209
Please, Dad.
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00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:35,123
You Have No Idea
237
00:11:35,123 --> 00:11:39,210
It's Only Small Moments In Life
That You Have...
238
00:11:39,210 --> 00:11:40,662
A Sign It!
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00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:45,700
I Can See When
You're Getting Serious.
240
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,209
Heathcliff.
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00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:50,538
Heathcliff-- Two F's
Or One?
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00:11:50,538 --> 00:11:54,709
Okay, Here We Go.
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00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:57,011
There You Are.
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00:11:57,011 --> 00:11:58,513
Thank You.
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00:11:58,513 --> 00:12:01,516
Why Don't You Let Me
Show It To The Women
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00:12:01,516 --> 00:12:03,618
Because They Love
Commitment.
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00:12:03,618 --> 00:12:04,619
Just Let Me...
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00:12:06,955 --> 00:12:08,556
Congratulations.
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00:12:08,556 --> 00:12:09,591
Thanks, Dad.
250
00:12:09,591 --> 00:12:10,859
Congratulations.
251
00:12:10,859 --> 00:12:11,860
Good Luck.
252
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:12,927
Thank You.
253
00:12:12,927 --> 00:12:14,863
That's A Lot
Of Responsibilities.
254
00:12:14,863 --> 00:12:15,864
Yes, I Know.
255
00:12:15,864 --> 00:12:17,214
A Lot Of Responsibilities.
256
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,868
Yes, Sir,
The Big R.
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00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:29,844
I Just Signed
Your Loan Papers.
258
00:12:29,844 --> 00:12:31,217
Thanks, Dad, Mom.
259
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,209
Congratulations.
260
00:12:33,209 --> 00:12:36,215
I Think Elvin's Beginning
To Feel The Pressure.
261
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:38,920
He's Been That Way
For About Three Weeks
262
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,217
But He'll Breathe Easier
Once We Close.
263
00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:44,592
Aunt Sondra,
Aunt Sondra!
264
00:12:44,592 --> 00:12:45,760
What Is It?
265
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,829
Something's Wrong
With Uncle Elvin.
266
00:12:47,829 --> 00:12:49,030
He Doesn't Look Good.
267
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,214
He's Breathing Funny.
268
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:04,719
There He Is!
269
00:13:04,719 --> 00:13:06,905
Just The Way
We Found Him.
270
00:13:06,905 --> 00:13:08,422
Daddy Doesn't Look Good.
271
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:09,557
Daddy's Okay.
272
00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:13,261
It's Just
A Little Buyer's Remorse.
273
00:13:13,261 --> 00:13:14,910
Daddy's Buying A Horse!
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00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,764
Yay!
275
00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:17,909
Wait A Minute.
276
00:13:17,909 --> 00:13:20,568
Downstairs,
Downstairs, Downstairs.
277
00:13:20,568 --> 00:13:21,736
Shh.
278
00:13:21,736 --> 00:13:23,571
Olivia:
I Want A Pony.
279
00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:24,904
I Want A Pony.
280
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,904
Why Don't You Leave
The Two Of Us, Okay?
281
00:13:27,904 --> 00:13:29,210
He'll Be All Right.
282
00:13:35,216 --> 00:13:36,904
What's The Problem, Son?
283
00:13:36,904 --> 00:13:38,519
Responsibility?
284
00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:39,820
No, Dad.
285
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,904
Commitment?
286
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:45,904
It's Neither
Of Those Things, Dad.
287
00:13:45,904 --> 00:13:47,906
It's The Money!
288
00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:49,907
All That Money!
289
00:13:49,907 --> 00:13:51,399
Every Month.
290
00:13:51,399 --> 00:13:56,404
You Make Payment After Payment
For Years And They...
291
00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:59,904
You Miss One Time, Just Once
292
00:13:59,904 --> 00:14:02,810
And They Take It All Away!
293
00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:07,448
Are You Planning On Missing
A Payment?
294
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,549
No, Of Course Not.
295
00:14:08,549 --> 00:14:10,904
Then You
Would Have To Pay For It.
296
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:13,554
I Don't Think
I Could Live With That.
297
00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:15,904
Well, I've Got News For You.
298
00:14:15,904 --> 00:14:19,226
I Don't Think We're Going
To Live With It Either.
299
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:22,730
All Mrs. Huxtable And I Did
Was... We Co-Signed.
300
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,231
We Didn't Say...
301
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,734
We Don't Plan
To Make Any Payment.
302
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,755
You Miss A Payment And...
303
00:14:28,755 --> 00:14:29,694
(Gasping)
304
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:30,415
Wait A Minute.
305
00:14:30,415 --> 00:14:32,829
Wait A Minute.
306
00:14:32,829 --> 00:14:35,393
Look, You're A Doctor, Man.
307
00:14:35,393 --> 00:14:37,476
I Mean, You Will Never
Be Out Of Work.
308
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,079
What If People
Stop Getting Sick?
309
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,763
I Have No Other Skills.
310
00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:43,756
Will You Shut Up!
311
00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:47,757
You're Putting More Pressure
On Yourself Than You Have To.
312
00:14:47,757 --> 00:14:48,762
You're A Doctor.
313
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,389
Your Wife Is A Lawyer.
314
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,760
You Got In-Laws That
Are Protecting You
315
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,227
And Backing You Up.
316
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:58,130
Who Else Would You Want
To Trade Places With?
317
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,755
No, No, No, No, No.
318
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:03,536
Now, Get Yourself
Together Now.
319
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,763
Okay, Dad.
320
00:15:04,763 --> 00:15:06,606
You're A Homeowner Now.
321
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,707
Yes, Homeowner.
322
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:08,756
Homeowners Unite!
323
00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:12,078
Together.
324
00:15:17,756 --> 00:15:19,485
Well, Hello, You Two.
325
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,288
Well, Dr. Dirt
And Home Equity.
326
00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:26,762
How's Everything Going?
327
00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:28,227
Pretty Overwhelming.
328
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,229
We Took Care
Of The Paperwork
329
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,665
Met With
The Real Estate Lawyer
330
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,764
And Went Down
To The Bank To Close.
331
00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:37,370
All Right.
332
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,572
We're Looking Forward
To Moving In.
333
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,575
Even The Van Company
Is Ready To Move Us
334
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,076
As The Lease Says.
335
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,211
Clean, No Penalty.
336
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,412
Boom.
337
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,381
We'll Be Moving
This Monday.
338
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,448
Into A Motel.
339
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,186
A Motel?
340
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:55,760
Life's A Funny Thing,
You Know?
341
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,393
Actually, It's Kind Of Sad.
342
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:03,755
The Other Couple Whose House
We Were Going To Buy...
343
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,762
We Are Buying.
344
00:16:04,762 --> 00:16:06,762
This Morning
At The Closing
345
00:16:06,762 --> 00:16:10,269
She Handed Her Husband
Divorce Papers.
346
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,438
It's Kind Of Funny,
Isn't It?
347
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,407
We Were Sitting
Across From Them
348
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,760
At The Bank...
349
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,543
And She Muttered Something
350
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,578
About Dirty Socks
And Infidelity.
351
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:20,760
All Of A Sudden
352
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,764
She's Lunged
These Papers At Him
353
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,384
Screaming, "We're
Perpetrating A Lie!"
354
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,755
But The Realtor Said
It's A Common Thing.
355
00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:30,755
Although, It's The First Time
It's Happened To Us.
356
00:16:30,755 --> 00:16:32,755
So, We'll Need
Someplace To Stay
357
00:16:32,755 --> 00:16:34,756
Until They Settle
The Divorce Proceedings
358
00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:36,760
Which Could Be...
Any Day Now.
359
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,065
Or At The Most
A Month... Or Two.
360
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,399
I'll Take The Case.
361
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,401
Pro Bono. No Fees.
362
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,404
Mom, It's Not
That Easy.
363
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,073
Okay, Sondra, Elvin
364
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:50,076
There Is No More Room
In This House.
365
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:55,081
Dad, Ordinarily
I Would Agree With Mom
366
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,416
But We Worked It Out
On Paper.
367
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,755
We Move Into Denise
And Martin's Room
368
00:16:59,755 --> 00:17:01,087
While They're In Asia.
369
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,089
The Twins
Can Stay With Us.
370
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,057
Or Rudy Moves In
With Pam.
371
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,059
While Vanessa's
Away At School.
372
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:10,096
And The Twins
Can Move In With Olivia.
373
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,232
It's A Minimum Of Disruption
And Everyone Is Pleased.
374
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,401
We Would Have Stayed
With Friends
375
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:18,237
If They Would Have Had
Room For Us.
376
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,638
Or You Know
377
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:23,755
We Can Stay
At That Cheap Motel...
378
00:17:23,755 --> 00:17:25,077
In The City...
379
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,759
With Your Grandchildren.
380
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:39,819
Muffin, I Think
It's Time To Go.
381
00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:42,001
Uh, Mom And Dad
382
00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:45,004
Might We Take
A Cup Of Coffee With Us
383
00:17:45,004 --> 00:17:48,340
That Elvin And I Can Share
In The Motel Room?
384
00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:51,530
Perhaps, We Could Have
A Glass Of Water
385
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,530
Or Liquids
For The Children?
386
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,849
And Might We Take
That Box Of Uneaten Crackers
387
00:17:56,849 --> 00:17:58,350
For Your Grandchildren?
388
00:17:58,350 --> 00:17:59,852
That's A Good Idea.
389
00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:03,856
We'll Eat It In The Car
On The Way To The Motel.
390
00:18:03,856 --> 00:18:06,025
Right, On The Way
To The Motel.
391
00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:09,028
Yes, Maybe We'll Save It
For The Motel
392
00:18:09,028 --> 00:18:11,530
And Eat It
With The Children.
393
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,175
What Are You Doing?!
394
00:18:23,175 --> 00:18:24,539
It's No Sense, Dear.
395
00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:26,530
These People Are Serious.
396
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:29,348
These People
Are Not Playing Fair At All
397
00:18:29,348 --> 00:18:32,351
And We Might As Well
Just Not Build That Room.
398
00:18:32,351 --> 00:18:34,353
Just Let Them Have The House.
399
00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:35,454
They Want It.
400
00:18:35,454 --> 00:18:36,536
Let Them Have It.
401
00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,123
Now You Listen To Me.
402
00:18:38,123 --> 00:18:40,192
No, You Listen To Me.
403
00:18:40,192 --> 00:18:44,532
These People Are Serious
And They Play Hardball.
404
00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:48,530
Anybody Who Stoops Low Enough
To Use Their Children--
405
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,035
Our Grandchildren--
406
00:18:50,035 --> 00:18:52,838
(Imitating Sondra:)
"Sleeping In The Motel..."
407
00:18:52,838 --> 00:18:55,841
And They Left Out The Rats
And The Snakes
408
00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:57,176
And All Of Those Things.
409
00:18:57,176 --> 00:19:00,379
I'm Telling You, Dear,
Let Them Have It.
410
00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:01,847
They Will Never
Ever Get
411
00:19:01,847 --> 00:19:03,849
The Clair Hanks
Huxtable Memorial!
412
00:19:03,849 --> 00:19:05,184
We Will Clear The Land.
413
00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:06,530
We Will Fell The Trees.
414
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,853
We Will...
415
00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:09,530
Bye, Grandpa.
416
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,190
Bye, Grandma.
417
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:23,534
Pay No Attention To Them.
418
00:19:23,534 --> 00:19:25,530
No, They're Playing
Hardball.
419
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,533
Listen To Me.
420
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,440
We Are Going
To Make This Happen.
421
00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,014
(Sniffling)
422
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:05,530
Well, The Twins
Are Asleep.
423
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:08,180
Sandra And Elvin
Are All Tucked In
424
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:11,850
And I Am Confused To Announce
That With All That
425
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,852
We Still Have
Our Own Bedroom.
426
00:20:13,852 --> 00:20:17,530
Cliff, We Only Have A Few Days
Left On This Planet.
427
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,532
And The Pitiful Thing About It
428
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:22,928
Is That We're Going
To Have To Spend It With Them.
429
00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:25,030
Not As Visitors
In Our Own Home.
430
00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:26,530
Oh, No?
431
00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:28,834
No, I'm Won't Let Them
Do That To Me.
432
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,535
How Are You Going
To Stop It?
433
00:20:30,535 --> 00:20:32,972
I'll Give Them
Plenty To Shoot Down.
434
00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:34,533
You Kidding Me?
435
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,008
No, I'm Not.
436
00:20:36,008 --> 00:20:38,444
We Were Talking
About Expanding This House.
437
00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:41,113
I Say Let's Go For It
And Extend This Kitchen.
438
00:20:41,113 --> 00:20:44,531
You Mean The Way
I Always Wanted To?
439
00:20:46,251 --> 00:20:50,055
Can I Have A Window Box
To Grow The Herbs In?
440
00:20:51,531 --> 00:20:53,538
And A Corner Cabinet
With A Lazy Susan?
441
00:20:53,538 --> 00:20:55,327
You Can Spin All Night.
442
00:20:55,327 --> 00:20:57,283
Where Is The Kitchen?
443
00:20:57,283 --> 00:20:59,476
Oh, The Kitchen, Dear,
I Explained To You Before--
444
00:20:59,476 --> 00:21:04,504
It's Next
To The Den Of Love.
445
00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:06,766
Now...
446
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,144
I Wore My Orange
So You Could Find Me.
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