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How's It Look?
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It Looks Great.
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We Make Great Parties.
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Grandma And Grandpa
Will Be So Surprised
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To See Mr. And Mrs. Fields.
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They're The Funniest People.
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How Would You Know?
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You Were Seven The Last Time
They Visited From Florida.
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I Wasn't Brainless.
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It Was Grandma And Grandpa's
Golden Anniversary.
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Mr. Fields Let Me Dance
On His Feet.
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He Pulled Quarters
Out Of My Ear.
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You Fell For That Old Trick?
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All I Know Is I Got Rich.
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Vanessa:
Hey, Dad.
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Hi, Dad.
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Oh, This Looks Nice.
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Thank You.
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Looks Nice.
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Honey, I Bought It.
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Anniversary Present
For My Parents--
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A 19th Century
Nigerian Ritual Bowl.
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Oh, Cliff,
That's Lovely.
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What Rituals Was It Used For?
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Uh, Probably For Marriages
Or Potato Salad.
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(Sneezes)
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Ho, What Is This Sneeze?
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Huh?
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(Hoarsely:)
I Don't Feel Too Good.
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Oh, No.
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I Think She's Catching A Cold,
Cliff.
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And I'm Making Something
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That Will
Take Care Of That.
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Do You Think
You'll Be Able To Sing
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For My Mother And Father's
Anniversary?
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Whoa!
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Now, Talk To Me.
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What Do You Want Me
To Say?
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Can You Sing
♪ Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi ♪?
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(Croaking:)
♪ Mi, Mi... ♪
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I Don't Think
You'll Make It Tonight.
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Why Don't You Go Upstairs
And Just Rest
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And I'll Bring You Up
Some Juice, Okay?
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That's Right, Olivia.
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I'll Bring Up Your Soup.
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Okay.
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(Sneezes)
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Oh, Poor Thing.
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She Had Her Heart Set On Singing
For Russell And Anna Tonight.
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(Knocking)
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Hello.
Afternoon.
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Afternoon, Mrs. Huxtable.
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Afternoon, Dr. Huxtable.
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I'm So Happy
That Hank Sent You.
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No Heat In The Dining Room, Huh?
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Don't Worry.
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For Ten Years Now
I've Worked On That Heater.
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That's Good To Hear, Because...
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You Got A Big Party.
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I Wouldn't Want To Put A Damper
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On The Anniversary.
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Oh, My,
That Smells Good.
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Oh, Thank You.
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Dave, I Have A Watch On,
And You Don't Start To Get Paid
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Until Your Feet
Hit The Basement.
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Oh, Yeah, I Got A Watch Too,
Right Here.
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Mmm, Pardon Me.
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Pardon Me.
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Smells...
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Smells Good.
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That's Right.
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This Soup Will Help Olivia
Get Over Her Cold.
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You Don't Mind
A Medical Opinion?
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Please.
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Oh...
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It's Supposed To Taste
Like That.
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Why?
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This Is My Great-Aunt Becky's
Garlic And Lemon Rowboat Soup.
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Oh...
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Every Spring
When The Mississippi Flooded
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Everybody Would Get Colds.
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Great-Aunt Becky
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Put Big Cast Iron Kettles
Of This Soup In Her Rowboat.
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After People Drank It
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They Were Cured
Before She Floated Away.
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Aunt Becky Rowed And Spooned
Till The Waters Went Down.
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So Your Aunt Becky Was
A Strong And Determined Woman
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Who Couldn't Cook.
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All I Know Is
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Everybody Who's Ever Tasted It
Got Well.
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How You Feel?
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How Do I Look?
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Mom, Table's Polished.
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Thank You, Son.
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Ooh, Food.
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No, No, That's Not Food.
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This Is My Great-Aunt Becky's
Garlic And Lemon Rowboat Soup.
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Rowboat Soup.
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Sounds Good.
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Uh-Huh.
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I'll Take
Some Of That.
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Son, Son, Son.
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Woo-Whee!
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That Soup's Got Kick.
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Nice Little Tang There.
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This Is For
Olivia's Cold.
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If That Soup Doesn't Work,
I'm Making Pot Likker.
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Pot Likker?
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My Grandmother Used To Make It.
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You Cook Greens In A Pot,
Boil It All Down
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And Drink It.
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Every Time We Got Sick
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She Slimed Us
With That Stuff.
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You Got Over That Cold.
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You Want To Help Somebody
Get Over A Cold
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Brew Some Camellia
On That Stove.
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Camellia?
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What You Call Chamomile.
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Looks Like A Flower,
Smells Like An Apple
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With The Kick
Of A Czechoslovakian Mule.
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The First Thing
My Parents Packed
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When They Came From Prague.
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This House Is Full Of Doctors.
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(Doorbell Ringing)
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Hey, Charmaine.
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Hey, Pam.
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You Ready For A Good
Afternoon Of Hanging Out?
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I Can't.
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I'm Finishing A Big Afghan
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For Cousin Cliff's Parents'
Anniversary.
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Oh, That's Sweet.
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Lance And I Used To Celebrate
Our Anniversary Month By Month--
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Give Each Other Gifts--
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Until I Realized
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One Was Giving
And The Other Was Taking.
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I Think Of Anniversaries
As A Yearly Thing.
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I'm Saving Up For Our Biggie.
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Lance Is Correct.
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The Word Anniversary
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Comes From The Latin
Annus, Meaning Year
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And Vertos, Meaning Turn.
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So A Monthly Anniversary
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Is Linguistically
Contradictory.
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Listen To The Man
With The Facts.
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We Men Have Too Much
On Our Minds
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To Keep Monthly Tabs
On The Love Calendar.
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Ain't That Right, Aaron?
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When Was
The First Time
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You And Pam Went Out Together?
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October 14.
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Both:
Four Months, Three Weeks,
And Two Days Ago.
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If You Care, You'd Remember.
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I Care.
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My Philosophy Is
That You Diminish Anniversaries
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If You Have One For Every Event.
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"Our First Pizza."
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"Our First Pizza
With Pepperoni."
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A Person Would Need
An Anniversary Computer
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To Keep Up
With All Those Dates.
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Aaron Remembers.
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What Was The Date
Of Our First Kiss?
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November 2, 10:15 P.M.
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It Lasted 23 Seconds.
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He's Something,
Isn't He, Charmaine?
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Yes, He's Something.
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A Kiss Is Easy.
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When Was The First Time
You All Held Hands?
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That's Easy.
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Aaron?
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Let's See, There Have
Been So Many Times.
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He's Talking About
The Firsttime.
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Do You Remember, Pam?
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I Do.
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Come To Think Of It,
So Do I.
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It Was The Evening
Of October 24.
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I Remember That
Because It Was Misty
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And It Gave Your Skin
This Beautiful Glow.
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Oh, Man.
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As We Walked
From The Library
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I Took Your Hand
In Mine.
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That Was The Third Time.
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But I'll Take It.
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Lance, Why Don't You Try A Stab
At Our First Kiss.
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I Know It Was A Lot
Longer Than 23 Seconds.
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We Have To Remember That
What's Important To One Person
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Many Not Be As Important
To Another.
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I Remember
The First Time
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We Went To The Library
Together, Do You?
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You Can't Compare Studying
With Holding Hands.
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Yes, I Can.
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00:09:06,257 --> 00:09:07,926
We Were Studying Biology
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00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:10,261
And You Were
Nibbling An Apple.
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I Thought How Beautiful
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Your Digestive Tract
Must Be.
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Oh, Man.
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(Whispering:) Hello.
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♪ Aaaaah! ♪
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♪ Hello, Hello, Hello ♪
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♪ Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi ♪
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♪ Le-Dee, Le-Dee, Le-Dee ♪
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♪ Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi,
Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi ♪
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(Croaking:)
♪ Mi, Mi... ♪
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It Doesn't Work.
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Okay.
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00:10:03,606 --> 00:10:05,984
Well, Maybe You'll Sing
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00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:10,614
For My Mother And Father
Another Time.
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00:10:10,614 --> 00:10:14,259
But I Said I'd Sing Them
A Special Song
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For Their Anniversary.
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00:10:16,361 --> 00:10:20,565
Yeah, But, Honey,
You Just Can't.
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00:10:20,565 --> 00:10:23,615
My Dad Said It's Wrong
To Break A Promise.
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00:10:23,615 --> 00:10:28,273
I Know, But In This Case
You Can't Do Anything
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00:10:28,273 --> 00:10:30,614
So Maybe You Can
Give Them Something Else.
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00:10:30,614 --> 00:10:32,243
Like What?
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00:10:32,243 --> 00:10:33,606
I'm Not Big.
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00:10:33,606 --> 00:10:35,914
I Can't Sew Like Pam.
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00:10:35,914 --> 00:10:39,484
You And Mrs. Huxtable
Won't Let Me Cook Anything.
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00:10:41,119 --> 00:10:43,606
I Can't Buy Them Anything.
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00:10:43,606 --> 00:10:45,056
I'm Broke.
219
00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:47,612
What Happened To All Your Money?
220
00:10:47,612 --> 00:10:49,260
I Don't Know.
221
00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:51,607
I Bought Some Bubble Gum.
222
00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:04,465
Ha Ha! Here's
Another Quarter.
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00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,005
Thank You.
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00:11:06,005 --> 00:11:07,462
Wait A Minute.
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00:11:07,462 --> 00:11:08,464
Another One.
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00:11:08,464 --> 00:11:09,875
Thank You.
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00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,463
Mr. And Mrs. Fields
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00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,947
I Cannot Wait To See
Grandma And Grandpa's Faces
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00:11:14,947 --> 00:11:16,248
When They See You.
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00:11:16,248 --> 00:11:19,465
I Can't Wait To See
The Look On Russell's Face
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00:11:19,465 --> 00:11:21,954
Because He Owes Me Five Dollars.
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00:11:21,954 --> 00:11:24,460
I'm Asking For It In Quarters.
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00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,158
Why Does He Owe You
Five Dollars?
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00:11:26,158 --> 00:11:28,060
Because 55 Years Ago Today
235
00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:31,230
I Bet Russell That
His Marriage Would Not Last.
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00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:33,338
You Never Said That.
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Yes, I Did.
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00:11:33,838 --> 00:11:36,621
Their Car Just Pulled Up!
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00:11:36,621 --> 00:11:37,916
When They Come In,
We Take A Picture.
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00:11:37,916 --> 00:11:39,306
Stand Over Here
241
00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:43,715
And Then You Can Jump Out
And Say, "Surprise."
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Both:
Surprise!
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00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:52,657
All These Years We've Been
Coming Here On Our Anniversary
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00:11:52,657 --> 00:11:54,959
Walking Through This Door
The Same Way.
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00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:58,326
This Year We Decided
To Spice It Up A Little.
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00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,330
That's Right.
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00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:03,326
These Are My Parents.
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00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:09,774
That's The Same Way They Looked
When They Got Married.
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00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,278
What A Surprise!
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00:12:15,179 --> 00:12:16,332
Let's Go Sit Down.
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00:12:16,332 --> 00:12:17,815
Hi, Grandma.
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00:12:17,815 --> 00:12:19,324
Here's My Baby.
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00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,988
Hi, Grandpa.
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00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,331
Grandma, Grandpa,
The Surprises Are Not Over Yet.
255
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,324
Rudy And I Have Something
For You In The Kitchen.
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00:12:31,324 --> 00:12:34,032
Something Very Special
That They're Preparing
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00:12:34,032 --> 00:12:37,702
And We Have These Gifts
For You Later On.
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00:12:37,702 --> 00:12:39,771
This Is From Sondra And Elvin.
259
00:12:39,771 --> 00:12:41,327
They're At A Medical
Convention.
260
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,333
Martin Is Shipping Out.
261
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,741
Denise Is With Him.
262
00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:46,333
Didn't They Leave
A Little Representative Behind?
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00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,679
She's Got A Little Cold.
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00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,324
Did You Put Asafetida
Around Her Neck?
265
00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:52,116
What's Asafetida?
266
00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,885
It's A Healing Herb.
267
00:12:53,885 --> 00:12:55,820
It's A Stinking Herb.
268
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,625
Put This Around Your Neck
269
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:03,332
And It Smells Like
Rotten Potatoes.
270
00:13:03,332 --> 00:13:05,063
But It Worked.
271
00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:06,333
Asafetida Around Your Neck
272
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,901
And Your Feet In Hot Water
With Mustard Plaster--
273
00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:12,003
Knock The Cold
Right Out Of You.
274
00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:15,206
Dad, They Made You Put Your Feet
In Mustard Plaster?
275
00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:19,331
You Have No Idea How Fortunate
You Are Your Father's A Doctor.
276
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:22,146
This Woman-- My Mother--
And Her Mother...
277
00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:24,215
I Have Chicken Pox.
278
00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:26,330
They Came Up To The Room.
279
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:29,332
Had A Bowl Of Oatmeal.
280
00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:32,857
Made Me Take All My Clothes Off.
281
00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:36,627
Put Wax Paper Over The Sheet.
282
00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:44,324
Took This Oatmeal And Smeared It
All Over My Body.
283
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,636
Oatmeal Paste.
284
00:13:45,636 --> 00:13:48,324
And You Stopped Itching
And Squirming, Didn't You?
285
00:13:48,324 --> 00:13:51,324
Yes, Because I Was Afraid
Of What Else
286
00:13:51,324 --> 00:13:54,145
You All Were Going To Do.
287
00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:59,333
I Thought You All
Were Going To Come Up
288
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:03,332
And Put Brown Sugar And Nuts
And Raisins All Over Me
289
00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:04,655
And Open The Window
290
00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:07,330
And Let All Of The Birds
Come In.
291
00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:13,326
Can't Olivia Visit With Us
For A Little While?
292
00:14:13,326 --> 00:14:14,632
She's Embarrassed.
293
00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:18,324
She Promised She Would Sing
That Song For You.
294
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,904
Now She Can't.
295
00:14:19,904 --> 00:14:21,324
Is She Congested?
296
00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:23,975
Kerosene And Sugar
Will Break That Up.
297
00:14:23,975 --> 00:14:25,324
For Chest Congestion
298
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:29,324
Everybody Knows
It's Turpentine And Sugar.
299
00:14:31,324 --> 00:14:34,331
Turpentine And Kerosene
For Chest Congestion.
300
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,989
All You Got To Do
Is Light A Cigarette.
301
00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:41,192
Your Chest Will Open Right Up.
302
00:14:41,192 --> 00:14:42,332
Cliff, Stop That Now.
303
00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,662
Don't Make Fun Of Home Remedies.
304
00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:47,332
I'm Telling You
That These People
305
00:14:47,332 --> 00:14:50,802
Are Talking About A Teaspoon
Of Kerosene Or Turpentine
306
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:54,324
And These Things,
Taken Internally, Are Toxic.
307
00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:56,240
You Can't Digest
That Stuff.
308
00:14:56,240 --> 00:15:00,333
You Will Open Up...
The Heavenly Gates.
309
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,332
Olivia Hasn't Got
A Fever, Has She?
310
00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:06,918
No, Not Anymore.
311
00:15:06,918 --> 00:15:08,019
I'm Not
Recommending This.
312
00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:09,324
Good.
313
00:15:09,324 --> 00:15:10,329
When I Was A Boy
314
00:15:10,329 --> 00:15:11,889
To Reduce Fever
315
00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:14,324
People Gave Children
Rolled-Up Spider Webs.
316
00:15:14,324 --> 00:15:16,326
How Do You Swallow Spider Webs?
317
00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:19,197
A Little Orange Juice--
Goes Right Down.
318
00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:23,134
I Had A 104 Temperature Once.
319
00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:25,770
Took Two Of Those
Rolled-Up Spider Webs.
320
00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:28,005
Couple Of Hours Later, 98.6.
321
00:15:28,005 --> 00:15:30,975
Dad, Come On, Spider Webs?
322
00:15:30,975 --> 00:15:32,330
Antipyretic.
323
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,324
I Guess, In That Case
324
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,915
When A Patient Calls
With A High Fever, Just Say
325
00:15:37,915 --> 00:15:41,324
"Go Down To Your Basement,
Take A Flashlight
326
00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:44,922
"Look In The Darkest Corner,
Find A Big Spider Web
327
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,791
"Put It In Your Mouth
328
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:50,327
"Take Some Orange Juice
Along With A Little Kerosene
329
00:15:50,327 --> 00:15:56,067
And Then Call Me In The Morning
After You Dip In Some Oatmeal."
330
00:15:57,735 --> 00:15:59,704
My Roommate Had Asthma.
331
00:15:59,704 --> 00:16:03,774
We Took Him To This Cureologist
In The Village.
332
00:16:03,774 --> 00:16:04,809
Cureologist?
333
00:16:04,809 --> 00:16:06,177
Yeah.
334
00:16:06,177 --> 00:16:07,945
Is That My Sport Coat?
335
00:16:07,945 --> 00:16:10,327
Yeah, Mine Was In The Cleaners.
336
00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:11,332
Thanks, Dad.
337
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:15,333
We Went To This Cureologist.
338
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:18,330
He Had This Wooden Sign
On His Door
339
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,625
With 100, 150 Things Listed.
340
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,760
My Friend Walked In.
341
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,328
He Was Coughing And Wheezing.
342
00:16:24,328 --> 00:16:27,325
The Man Mixed Up A Concoction
Right There.
343
00:16:27,325 --> 00:16:29,327
He Took Goat's Milk
344
00:16:29,327 --> 00:16:31,328
And He Boiled It Up.
345
00:16:31,328 --> 00:16:34,972
Took A Little Pinch Of Salt,
A Pinch Of Cocoa
346
00:16:34,972 --> 00:16:38,324
And Then This Man Got
A Little Green Lizard
347
00:16:38,324 --> 00:16:40,211
And Dropped It Right In.
348
00:16:40,211 --> 00:16:41,778
A Live Lizard?!
349
00:16:41,778 --> 00:16:44,948
He Drank It With That
Live Lizard In It?
350
00:16:44,948 --> 00:16:48,057
He Took One Look At
That Lizard Swimming Around
351
00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:49,686
And Ran Away.
352
00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:53,347
Stopped His Wheezing For Life.
353
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,611
Fluids.
354
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,605
Garlic.
355
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,606
Lemon.
356
00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:17,605
What? Whoa.
357
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:19,206
What Is This, Hon?
358
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,541
I Got To Sing.
359
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,605
I Got To Sing.
360
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,911
What Is This For?
361
00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:26,605
Fluids, Garlic
And Lemon Rowboat.
362
00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:28,949
You're Not Planning On
Drinking This, Are You?
363
00:17:28,949 --> 00:17:29,917
Yes.
364
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,605
No, No, You Can't.
365
00:17:31,605 --> 00:17:33,220
You Can't Drink It.
366
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,421
I Have To.
367
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,923
You Don't Have To.
368
00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:37,258
Stop It.
369
00:17:37,258 --> 00:17:38,612
Stop It!
370
00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:40,060
Listen To Me.
371
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,605
Listen To Me Carefully.
372
00:17:41,605 --> 00:17:43,030
Come Here.
373
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,606
Don't Sneeze In
My Face, Okay?
374
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,968
You Can't!
375
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:49,613
Calm Yourself.
376
00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:54,174
We'll Go Upstairs, And I Will
Figure Something Out
377
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:59,113
So You Can Give My Parents
The Best Present
378
00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:00,605
They've Ever Had.
379
00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:01,613
Okay?
380
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,050
All Right.
381
00:18:06,609 --> 00:18:11,458
Oh, Russell, We Got
Such Lovely Gifts.
382
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,360
Oh, Thanks, Clair.
383
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,613
Here's Another One.
384
00:18:14,613 --> 00:18:16,931
I Wanted To Make You An Afghan
385
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:19,199
But I Didn't Know
How Hard Crocheting Was
386
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,606
So Instead You Got
387
00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:22,610
His And Hers Hot Pads.
388
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:24,171
Thank You.
389
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:27,041
You Can Never Have
Too Many Hot Pads.
390
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:29,944
You Guys Got
A Good Haul There.
391
00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:32,246
And The Fun Is Just Beginning.
392
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,983
Ladies And Gentlemen
393
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:39,611
The Cafe De Huxtable
Is Very Proud To Present
394
00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:41,055
For Your Listening Entertainment
395
00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:42,613
Enjoyment And Pleasure
396
00:18:42,613 --> 00:18:47,194
The One And Only
B.B. Hooker!
397
00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:59,606
Plus And To Add On To Which
398
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,610
Mr. Hooker
Along With Dame Rudith
399
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:04,608
Will Be Accompanying For
400
00:19:04,608 --> 00:19:07,514
Your Listening Pleasure,
Entertainment And Enjoyment
401
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:10,551
The One And Only
402
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:12,252
Olivia!
403
00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:19,927
♪ Oh, Yeah! ♪
404
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:26,266
♪ Oh, Yeah ♪
405
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:34,008
♪ Everything, Everything,
Everything Gonna Be All Right ♪
406
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,606
(Heavy Blues Beat)
407
00:19:42,316 --> 00:19:43,984
♪ When I Was A Little Girl ♪
408
00:19:45,608 --> 00:19:47,607
♪ Only 12 Years Old ♪
409
00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:50,958
♪ I Couldn't Do Nothin' ♪
410
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,261
♪ To Save My Doggone Soul ♪
411
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:58,999
♪ My Mama Told Me ♪
412
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:01,035
♪ The Day I Was Grown ♪
413
00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:04,438
♪ She Said,
"Sing The Blues, Child ♪
414
00:20:05,611 --> 00:20:07,174
♪ Sing It From Now On" ♪
415
00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:12,607
♪ I'm A Woman ♪
416
00:20:12,607 --> 00:20:14,114
♪ Oh, Yeah ♪
417
00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:17,051
♪ Hey ♪
418
00:20:25,605 --> 00:20:28,611
♪ I'm A Woman ♪
419
00:20:28,611 --> 00:20:30,230
♪ I Know My Stuff ♪
420
00:20:31,612 --> 00:20:34,935
♪ I'm A Woman ♪
421
00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:36,570
♪ I Ain't Never Had Enough ♪
422
00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:41,609
♪ I'm Gonna Hold Back
The Lightnin' ♪
423
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:45,112
♪ With The Palm Of My Hand ♪
424
00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:48,415
♪ Shake Hands With The Devil ♪
425
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,551
♪ Make Him Crawl In The Sand ♪
426
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:55,189
♪ I'm A Woman ♪
427
00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:56,610
♪ Oh, Yeah ♪
428
00:20:58,492 --> 00:21:01,610
♪ I'm A Woman ♪
429
00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:08,435
♪ Oh, Yeah! ♪
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