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(Knocking)
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Come In.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey, Honey.
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I Brought You Your Mail.
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Oh, Okay.
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Well, Thank You.
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Why?
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Just Thought
I'd Bring It Down.
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Why?
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Can't A Person Do Something Nice
For Her Father?
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You Have The New England
Journal Of Medicine.
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Yes.
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I Guess A Doctor Has To Know
The Latest Developments.
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Yes.
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The World Is Changing
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And People
Have To Change With It.
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Oh, Yes, They Do.
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My Point Is...
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Right!
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Your Point.
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What Is Your Point?
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Women Mature Faster These Days
Than They Used To.
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So What?
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I Know Sondra, Denise,
And Vanessa Couldn't Date
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Until They Were 13.
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But I'm 12 And A Half...
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And A Half.
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And A Half.
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You Didn't Make The Whole.
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This Boy At School Asked Me
To Go To The Movies With Him
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And I Think
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I Should Be
Allowed To Go.
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Technically,
It's Not Even A Date.
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Six People Are Going.
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Three Girls, And There
Happen To Be Three Boys.
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We're Going As A Group.
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This Is A Group Date?
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No, It's A Group Outing.
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Does This Mean You All Are Never
Going To Go Indoors Anywhere?
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It's A Group Outing
To The Movies.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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But My Okay,
What Does That Weigh?
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You Have To Talk To Deputy Dog.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What Is This For?
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I Just
Finished Making
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An Hors D'oeuvres Platter
For Your Guests.
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Where's The Dip?
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Mom Said, "No Dip."
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Your Mother Had You Make
Raw Celery, Carrots
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And There's No Dip?
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See The Crease Right Here?
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That's Where The Stuff
Is Supposed To Go--
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In Here.
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All This Is
Is Like An Edible Spoon.
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Dad, I'm With You
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But That's What Mom Said
They Wanted.
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I'm Not Against You...
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Mom, What Is That?
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It Looks Like
A Hairy Frisbee.
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This Is How Mrs. Temple And I
Wore Our Hair In High School.
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This Is A Friend
Of Your Mother's
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And Whenever They Get Together
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Both Of Them Have These Things
That They Put On
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And It Gives Them A Reason
To Act Silly.
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Rudy, Don't Play
With This Food.
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Honey, Please.
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It's Awful Thin.
Who Sliced It?
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The Man At The Fish Store.
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Looks Like He
Almost Missed It.
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What Are We Having, Dear?
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We're Having
Steamed Filet Of Sole.
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What's Going On The Fish?
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Lemon Juice.
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Lemon Juice On The Fish
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And Nothing
On These Raw Vegetables.
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I Think That You Need
To Take That Fish
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Cook Me A Porterhouse Steak--
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Now Wait!
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Hear Me Out.
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Take The Porterhouse
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Slice It
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And Then Wrap My Fish
Around The Porterhouse.
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The Fish Will Fight The Steak
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And Then I Won't Have
Any Cholesterol High
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Or Triglycerides, Okay?
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(Doorbell Ringing)
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They're Here.
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How Do I Look?
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You Look Fine.
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You Going
To Put That On?
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Come On.
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Don't Wear That
Near Me.
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Where Can I
Hide This?
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Put It Up Your...
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Right.
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Hello.
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Hello, Clair.
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How Are You?
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I'm Fine.
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This Is My Husband, Herb.
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This Is My Husband, Cliff.
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How Do You Do?
How Do You Do?
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Let Me Take Your Coats.
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How Are You?
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I'm Fine.
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You Look Wonderful.
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Thank You.
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Yeah...
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Aaah!
Aaah!
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Hit It!
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♪ One Two Three ♪
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Ha!
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♪ Look At Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ Three Four Five ♪
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Ha!
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♪ Look At Him Jive ♪
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♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee, Ho! ♪
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♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee,
Mr. Lee, Ho! ♪
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♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee,
Mr. Lee, Ho! ♪
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♪ Wa Wa Wa Wa ♪
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♪ I Met My Sweetie ♪
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♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ His Name Is Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ I Met My Sweetie ♪
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♪ His Name Is Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ He's The Handsomest Sweetie ♪
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♪ That You Ever Did See ♪
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♪ My Heart Is Aching ♪
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♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ For You, Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ My Heart Is Aching ♪
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♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ For You, Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ 'Cause I Love You So ♪
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♪ And I'll Never
Let You Go ♪
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♪ Ow! Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ Oh! Mr. Lee,
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ Oh! Mr. Lee,
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪
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♪ Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa! ♪
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Whoa!
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Oh, Clair, Honey
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We Have Not
Lost It, Girl.
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I Feel Like I'm About
To Lose It Now.
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We Had More Breath
In Those Days.
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Clair:
You Look Great.
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You Haven't Aged
A Day.
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Why Should I?
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Don't You Go Away
And Stay That Long Again.
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Oh, I Promise.
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Herb?
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Cliff?
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I've Never Met You,
But I Missed You.
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I Missed You, Cliff.
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But I Really,
Really Missed You.
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I Missed You More.
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Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee.
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee.
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Hello?
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Oh, Hi, Danielle.
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What?
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Maybe It's Just
A 24-Hour Bug.
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Susan Is Sick Too?
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Well, I Don't Care
If We Catch What You Got.
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At Least We'll Get To Go
On Our First Dates.
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Yeah, I Know.
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I Guess
I Can't Go Either.
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Yeah, Bye.
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Since When Has Dad Let You Date?
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It Wasn't Really A Date.
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It Was Just A Group Outing
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But I Lost My Group.
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Oh, I'm Sorry.
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Vanessa...
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You Have A Date
Tomorrow Night, Don't You?
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Yeah.
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Want To Double?
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Rudy, I Would Not Be Caught Dead
On A Date With My Little Sister.
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One Of These Days
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You'll Ask Me
For A Big Favor.
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I Know, And You
Won't Do It.
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Wrong!
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I Will Do It.
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And You'll Spend
The Rest Of Your Life
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Feeling Guilty
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Because You'll Know
I'm A Thoughtful
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Wonderful Person
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And All You Are
Is A Big, Rotten Meanie!
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The Fish
Was Great, Really.
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Thank You Very Much.
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Why Don't You Stop Lying?
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You Two
Are Too Much.
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You Need
To Behave Yourself.
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He's Been Like This
Since The Beginning.
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The Only Thing
That Makes Me Behave
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Is The Love
I Have For Her.
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When People Ask Me
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"Why Is It That You Love
Your Wife So Much?"
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I Say, "Because
When We First Met
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The Woman Came Up
And Asked Me Out."
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Stop Right There.
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I Never Asked You Out.
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You Asked Me Out.
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Oh, Dear, Dear.
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Stop It.
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Not In Front
Of Company.
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You Asked Me Out And We Went
To Willow Grove Park.
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Yes, That Part
Is True.
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I Took You
To Willow Grove Park.
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That's When I Won The Giant...
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They Had A Bear.
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00:10:34,529 --> 00:10:37,332
You Know, You Knock
These Bottles Down.
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I Went Up, And I Got Three Balls
And Only Used Two Of Them
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And The Man Gave Me
This Big, Six-Foot Bear
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And I Gave It To Clair.
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I Remember That,
But It Wasn't A Six-Foot Bear.
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It Was A Six-Inch Duck.
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I Remember The First Time
I Saw Kris.
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It Was In A Nightclub
In Paris.
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She Was Sitting
By Herself, See...
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Excuse Me, Excuse Me,
I Was Not Alone.
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Believe Me, She Was
Sitting By Herself.
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00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:21,075
So I Swooped
And Got Up To Dance
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And We Did
The Electric Slide.
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You Remember?
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Excuse Me, Honey.
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You Were Not Doing
The Electric Slide.
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You Were
Doing The Stroll.
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In Fact, Every Dance He Does
Is The Stroll.
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I'm Going To Say
Something To You, Herb
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Because You Happen To Be
Sitting In The Home
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Of The Gentleman
Who Created The Stroll.
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No.
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Woody "Wood" Johnson
Lived Outside Of The Projects.
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He Lived In A One-Family Home
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Which Had Been Transformed
Into A 14-Family Home.
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But So Many People Lived There,
They Had Worn The Steps
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00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:17,231
So The Steps Were Hanging
Like This
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00:12:17,231 --> 00:12:20,689
So You Had To Stay
Close To The Wall.
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00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:24,689
So In Order To Keep
From Falling, You Had To...
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00:12:27,683 --> 00:12:31,145
There You Go.
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00:12:31,145 --> 00:12:33,147
Kris:
Get Out Of Here!
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00:12:36,017 --> 00:12:39,988
And Some Winos
In The Hallway Saw That
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00:12:39,988 --> 00:12:42,687
And They Said, "Stroll On."
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00:12:44,904 --> 00:12:48,374
Woody Crammed People
In That Basement Like Sardines.
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Yes, He Did.
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00:12:49,531 --> 00:12:51,531
Oh, It Was So Hot And Sticky
250
00:12:51,531 --> 00:12:54,447
And Cliff, In The Middle Of July
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00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:57,535
Trying To Look Cool
In A Tweed Suit.
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Had To Be Cool
To Wear A Tweed Suit.
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00:13:00,353 --> 00:13:02,530
There You Were
In That Basement
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00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:04,891
Just Sweating
Your Little Heart Out
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00:13:04,891 --> 00:13:07,528
Pouring All That Moisture
Upon My Face
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00:13:07,528 --> 00:13:09,362
Making My Bangs Go Back.
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00:13:09,362 --> 00:13:13,399
Ooh, Girl!
I Know About Those Bangs.
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00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:15,268
You Had To Pull Out
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00:13:15,268 --> 00:13:17,595
That Dixie Peach
And Royal Crown.
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00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:21,319
Besides From All That,
There's Love.
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Indeed.
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00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:23,595
27 Years.
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00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,923
God Bless Them.
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00:13:24,923 --> 00:13:25,991
Yes, Indeed.
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00:13:25,991 --> 00:13:27,595
What Was
That Song?
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That Song
That Used To Play
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00:13:29,995 --> 00:13:32,897
In The Basement
With That Red Light On.
268
00:13:32,897 --> 00:13:41,272
♪ My Prayer
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh ♪
269
00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:45,597
♪ Is The Answer You Give ♪
270
00:13:45,597 --> 00:13:49,214
♪ Doo Doo Doo ♪
271
00:13:49,214 --> 00:13:52,283
♪ At The End Of The Day ♪
272
00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:55,954
♪ Ching Ching Ching-A Ching ♪
273
00:13:55,954 --> 00:14:00,597
♪ With A Dream So Divine ♪
274
00:14:00,597 --> 00:14:04,429
♪ Wah Wah Wah Wah Woop ♪
275
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:10,268
♪ My Pr-Prayer ♪
276
00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:14,597
♪ Is A Rapture In Blue ♪
277
00:14:14,597 --> 00:14:17,409
♪ Blu Ooh Ooh Ooh ♪
278
00:14:17,409 --> 00:14:20,178
♪ With The World Far Away ♪
279
00:14:20,178 --> 00:14:23,081
♪ And Your Lips
Close To Mine... ♪
280
00:14:26,184 --> 00:14:29,320
Well, Good Night,
You All.
281
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,961
Now Here's
Noreen Anderson.
282
00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:40,165
She Had The Cutest Figure
In The Class.
283
00:14:40,165 --> 00:14:41,933
I Thought I Had It.
284
00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:45,904
Yeah, Well, You Keep
That Memory, Girl.
285
00:14:45,904 --> 00:14:48,506
Rudy, What Is This?
286
00:14:50,141 --> 00:14:53,278
If You Wear That Face,
You Won't Enjoy Your Date.
287
00:14:53,278 --> 00:14:54,946
The Date's Off.
288
00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:56,948
Susan And Danielle Are Sick.
289
00:14:56,948 --> 00:15:00,473
My First Date And I'm
Going To Spend It At Home,
290
00:15:00,473 --> 00:15:02,044
I'm Sorry.
291
00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:04,046
Oh, Well.
292
00:15:20,481 --> 00:15:23,299
(Kris And Clair Laughing)
293
00:15:32,174 --> 00:15:34,810
(Shrieks Of Laughter)
294
00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:45,478
Not Yet.
295
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,793
You Said To Me, You Said
296
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:55,231
That You Were A Fancier
Of Coffee.
297
00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:56,999
I'd Love A Cup Of Coffee.
298
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,202
No, You Don't Want
A Cup Of Coffee.
299
00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:08,310
On This Side Of The Pie,
You Want Coffee...
300
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:10,946
Ice Cream.
301
00:16:17,474 --> 00:16:19,388
(Kris And Clair Laughing)
302
00:16:23,325 --> 00:16:25,828
Coffee Ice Cream.
303
00:16:25,828 --> 00:16:27,997
Not Yet.
304
00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:30,299
Are You Glad
You're Not 12?
305
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:31,477
Very.
306
00:16:31,477 --> 00:16:35,071
Although, I Wouldn't Mind
Doing 16 Or 17 Again.
307
00:16:35,071 --> 00:16:39,175
No, 16 Is When You Broke Up
With Spider Thompson.
308
00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:40,810
No, See,
I Remember.
309
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:43,212
All You Ever Wanted To Do
310
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:46,476
Was Marry Spider Thompson
And Have Little Spider Babies.
311
00:16:46,476 --> 00:16:47,817
I Beg Your Pardon?
312
00:16:47,817 --> 00:16:49,952
You Have Me Confused
With Someone Else.
313
00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:51,474
I Doesn't Think So.
314
00:16:53,022 --> 00:16:55,024
If Memory Serves Me Correctly
315
00:16:55,024 --> 00:16:57,793
One Day You Said,
"My Life Is Over.
316
00:16:57,793 --> 00:17:00,477
"Spider Doesn't
Love Me Any More.
317
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:03,833
He Won't Let Me
Wear His Sweater."
318
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,835
(Laughing)
319
00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:36,031
We're Going To Put
This On This Side
320
00:17:36,031 --> 00:17:37,333
This Over Here
321
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,476
Then We Take These Cookies
322
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:43,973
And We Crush Them All Over
The Top Because That Is...
323
00:17:43,973 --> 00:17:45,074
Fiber.
324
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:55,885
♪ Do You Remember ♪
325
00:17:55,885 --> 00:18:02,958
♪ The Names We Had
For Each Other? ♪
326
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:07,863
♪ I Was Your Pretty ♪
327
00:18:07,863 --> 00:18:12,802
♪ You Were My Baby ♪
328
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:16,272
♪ How Could We Say Good-Bye? ♪
329
00:18:16,272 --> 00:18:22,482
♪ Happy, Happy Birthday, Baby ♪
330
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:29,185
♪ Although I Can't
Call You My Baby ♪
331
00:18:29,185 --> 00:18:33,475
♪ Seems Like Years Ago We Met ♪
332
00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:36,473
♪ On A Day I Can't Forget ♪
333
00:18:36,473 --> 00:18:49,371
♪ 'Cause That's When We Fell
In Love ♪
334
00:18:49,371 --> 00:18:57,379
♪ Wee Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo. ♪
335
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,473
Yes, Kris, I Enjoyed It Too.
336
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,473
And Herb Is Really Lovely.
337
00:19:04,473 --> 00:19:06,474
We'll Have To Do That Again.
338
00:19:06,474 --> 00:19:08,057
Oh, Tonight?
339
00:19:08,057 --> 00:19:12,061
Tonight Cliff And I Are Going
On A Double Date.
340
00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:13,481
With Rudy.
341
00:19:13,481 --> 00:19:15,478
Yes, It's Going To Be Fun.
342
00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:17,132
Talk To You Later.
343
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:20,970
Hey! Are You Guys Ready?
344
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,972
We're Ready.
345
00:19:22,972 --> 00:19:26,141
Dad, Please, Please
Don't Embarrass Me.
346
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:28,143
You Embarrassed
Sondra, Denise
347
00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:29,812
Vanessa,
And Now Pam.
348
00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:32,477
Please,
Behave Yourself.
349
00:19:32,477 --> 00:19:33,477
Okay.
350
00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,474
Mom, Make Sure
Dad Behaves.
351
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,919
Please, Okay?
352
00:19:36,919 --> 00:19:38,354
How Do I Look?
353
00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:40,322
You Look Great.
354
00:19:40,322 --> 00:19:41,477
(Doorbell Ringing)
355
00:19:41,477 --> 00:19:43,359
Dad, He's Here, Okay?
356
00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:44,426
Please.
357
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:47,482
Hi, Scott.
358
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:48,831
Hi, Rudy.
359
00:19:48,831 --> 00:19:50,799
Um, Mom, Dad...
360
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:54,336
This Is Scott Williams.
361
00:19:57,481 --> 00:20:01,481
Hello, Mrs. And Mr....
362
00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:03,481
Hello, Doc... Doctor...
363
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:07,182
Hello, Mr....
364
00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:11,787
Dad! See What You Did!
365
00:20:15,324 --> 00:20:16,358
Scott!
366
00:20:22,031 --> 00:20:23,474
Hello, Scott.
367
00:20:23,474 --> 00:20:25,267
Hello, Mrs. Huxtable.
368
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,478
How Are You?
369
00:20:26,478 --> 00:20:28,481
Come, Rudy,
Let's Get Our Jackets.
370
00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:46,255
You Going To Drive,
Or Should I?
371
00:20:55,898 --> 00:20:57,482
You Coming With Us?
372
00:20:57,482 --> 00:21:01,270
I Brought These For You, Rudy.
373
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,783
I Won't Have A Problem
With This One.
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