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Yo, People.
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Yo, Person.
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What's Up?
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Today, In My Theories
Of Personality Class
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We Took A Self-Awareness Test.
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From A Few Responses, You Can
Tell A Lot About Yourself.
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Theo, I Love Psychology.
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Ask Me Some Questions.
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Okay, Vanessa
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What Animal Do You
Most Identify With?
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I've Always Seen Myself
As A Dolphin.
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A Dolphin?
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You?
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Yes. Dolphins
Are Very Intelligent
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And They Have A Cute Smile.
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But You Hate What Salt Water
Does To Your Hair.
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We Dolphins Adapt.
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I'll Get A Perm.
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Theo:
Ah, Now, This Is
The Man To Analyze.
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Analyze What?
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This Is A Test We Took
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In Our Theories
Of Personality Class.
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Uh-Huh, Psychology.
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I Want To Ask A Question.
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I'm Not Crazy.
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No, No.
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What Animal Do You
Most Identify With?
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Camel
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Because He Prepares
For The Long Haul.
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That's Interesting.
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Camel.
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I Like That.
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And The Rhino
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Because He Has
A Tough Outer Surface.
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No, Dad, Just One Animal.
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When You're My Age
And You're A Parent
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You Need A Lot Of Things
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To Identify With.
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Next, I'm A Salmon.
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Because Of My Children,
I Have To Swim Upstream.
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I'm Part Hawk
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Because I've Got...
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I Can't Use That.
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...Sharp Vision.
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Come On Upstairs.
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I'll Give You That Jacket
You've Been Wanting.
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I'll Follow You
Until I Get An Answer.
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You May Not Know
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But I Identify
With A Homing Pigeon.
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Come On Upstairs.
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I'll Give You
Some Peanuts.
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Oh Mom, Great!
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Are You Ready To Go
To The Mall Now?
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Sweetheart, I'm Very Sorry,
I Have To Stay Here.
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We Can't Go.
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Rudy's Coming Home
From School.
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She Got Her Period Today.
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Our Sister Has Joined
The Ranks Of Womanhood.
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Mom, I Know The Coat I Want.
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It Will Take
Half An Hour.
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Mom's Got To Talk To Rudy.
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Remember Woman's Day?
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Got To Make Sure
Rudy's Well-Informed
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So She Doesn't Get
The Wrong Ideas Like Mom Did.
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We Didn't Have A Clue.
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I Will Not Have My Children
Running Around
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Thinking They Cannot Go
To The Beach
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Because They Will
Attract Sharks.
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...Who Will Follow Them
Up On The Sand.
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You Actually Believed That?
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Yes, And When
You Girls Were Born
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I Decided To Have
These Talks.
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Thus, Woman's Day Was Born.
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Mom, I Adored My Woman's Day.
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She Took Me To The Plaza Hotel
For Brunch
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And A Carriage Ride
Through The Park.
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I Do Rise To The Occasion.
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Don't I?
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Rudy.
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Hi, Mom.
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The School Nurse Called.
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I Got My Period.
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Sweetheart,
Are You All Right?
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Oh, Yeah, Fantastic.
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How About This Weather, Huh?
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You Want Me
To Come Upstairs Too?
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No, I'll Be Down
In A Few.
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All Right.
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(Knocking)
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Who Is It?
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It's Us.
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Come In.
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We Got Here As Fast
As We Could.
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Does Everyone Know?
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No. We Said You
Had An Emergency.
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We Said Your House
Is On Fire.
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What?
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Then We Said
It Was A False Alarm.
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So What's It Like?
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Well
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It's Like Getting A Stomachache
But Without Eating Candy.
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You're The First One
In Our Group To Get It.
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You Even Look
A Little More Mature.
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I Did Feel
A Little Older
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Walking Home
From School Today.
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Rudy, I See Hips.
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Don't Worry.
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You'll Get Yours... Soon.
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You Have To Be Careful.
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My Sister's Friend Knew Somebody
Who Was So Weak
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She Had To Be Carried Around
On A Stretcher For Three Months.
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I Heard About This Girl
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Who Went To The Circus
When She Got It
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And When She Sat Down
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All The Animals
Stopped Performing.
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The Announcer Came Out And Said
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"Will The Girl
In Seat 12-A Please Leave.
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You're Upsetting The Animals."
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It Was So Embarrassing For Her.
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Danielle,
That Is Ridiculous.
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I Definitely Know
You Can't Swim In The Ocean
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Or You'll Attract Sharks.
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That Is Ridiculous Too.
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But If You Get Too Weak,
You May Need A Transfusion.
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Transfusion?
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Everyone Knows You Don't Need
A Transfusion
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As Long As You Eat
Five Beets A Day.
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Both:
Five Beets A Day?!
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Five Beets A Day,
And You'll Be Fine.
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Those Girls Have Been
Up There For 45 Minutes
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And I Know
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They Are Filling Rudy's Head
With All Kinds Of Nonsense.
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I'll Have To Deprogram
The Child.
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Suppose They're Up There
Doing Homework.
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Cliff, Please.
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Things Haven't Changed.
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My Girlfriends Came To See Me
When I Got My Period.
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One Of Them Said I Could
Stop It Anytime I Wanted To
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By Crossing My Eyes.
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You Didn't Believe That,
Did You?
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Let's Just Say
I Nearly Ended Up
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With A Very Serious
Vision Problem.
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Cross Your Eyes
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While I Reach
For These Cookies.
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Those Are For Rudy.
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What If I Told You That This
Time Of The Month, I'm Very Sad.
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I Would Give You
More Than A Cookie.
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What Time..?
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Oh, Well, Ladies,
Did You Enjoy Your Visit?
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Mm-Hmm.
Mm-Hmm.
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You Can Go On Up,
Mrs. Huxtable.
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Well, We'll Leave You
Alone With Rudy Now.
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Thank You.
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Bye.
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Clair:
Bye, Girls.
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Cliff:
Good-Bye, Ladies.
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Oh, Good Evening,
Dr. Huxtable.
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(Laughing)
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(Knocking)
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Rudy.
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It's Woman's Day.
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I Know.
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Um, Have You Seen
My Purple Shirt?
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It's Downstairs In The Dryer.
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Wait A Minute, Rudy.
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Wait A Minute.
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Honey, It's Woman's Day.
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Well, Don't You Want
To Talk About It?
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No.
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What Would You Like
To Do For Woman's Day?
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The City Is Yours.
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We Can't Do It
This Weekend.
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I Promised Danielle And Susan
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That We Could Go
To The Mall Tomorrow
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And Then On Sunday
I Promised Kenny
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We Could Play
Video Games.
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Maybe We Could
Do This Next Month
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Or Whenever
This Thing Comes Back.
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Okay, Rudy, Whatever You Say.
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Well, I'm Going
To Get My Shirt.
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I'm Almost Done With This
Psychological Profile On You.
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(Chuckling)
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Still Trying
To Analyze Me, Huh?
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If You Were A Body Of Water,
What Would You Be?
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Wet.
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You're Not Going
To Cooperate, Huh?
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You're Not Going To Use Me
As A Guinea Pig.
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You Have To Pay Me.
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A Guinea Pig Is Not One
Of The Animals I Would Be.
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(Doorbell Ringing)
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Hey, Roomie.
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Here's The Psych Book
You Asked For.
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You're Early.
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I Was Supposed To Be
At My Girl Friend's For Dinner.
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That Fell Through,
If You Know What I Mean.
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No, What Do You Mean?
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You Know Women.
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I Was An Hour Late.
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She Gets Bent Out Of Shape.
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I Had A Good Reason.
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00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:03,850
What?
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00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:05,518
I'm Always Late.
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00:10:06,905 --> 00:10:09,905
She'll Get Over It,
If You Know What I Mean.
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00:10:09,905 --> 00:10:11,906
No, What Do You Mean?
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Women.
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You Know How They Are
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During That Time Of The Month.
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00:10:17,907 --> 00:10:20,600
No, Danny, How Are They?
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00:10:21,909 --> 00:10:23,907
Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.
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Listen, Mom...
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He Just Came
To Give Me A Book.
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00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,907
I'm Interested
In Danny's Comments.
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00:10:30,907 --> 00:10:33,413
Can I Be Frank?
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00:10:33,413 --> 00:10:35,448
By All Means.
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00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:37,216
No Offense, Mrs. Huxtable
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00:10:37,216 --> 00:10:39,552
But You Know How Women Get.
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They Get A Little Grumpy.
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They Do That Crying Thing.
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00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:47,860
Danny, Let It Go.
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00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:55,900
Why Do You Assume That
If Your Girl Friend Is Upset
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It's That Time Of Month?
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What Else Could It Be?
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I've Got Nothing Against
A Woman's Monthly.
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00:11:01,907 --> 00:11:03,843
I'm A Sensitive Guy.
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00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:05,278
I Can See That.
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00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:08,214
Some People Say That
Between Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
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00:11:08,214 --> 00:11:12,719
Post-Menstrual Syndrome, And
Their Visit From "Aunt Flo..."
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00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:19,759
Excuse Me?
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00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:22,395
No, That's Their Expression,
Not Mine.
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00:11:22,395 --> 00:11:25,698
...That Women Have Got
The Calendar Covered.
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00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:30,906
And What Else
Do These People Say?
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00:11:30,906 --> 00:11:34,507
We Men
Should Have Our Own Syndrome.
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00:11:34,507 --> 00:11:36,442
They Even Say
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00:11:36,442 --> 00:11:39,212
We Should Have
Our Own Mood Swings
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That Coincide
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00:11:40,906 --> 00:11:42,906
With Monday Night Football.
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Since You Talk
To These People
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00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:51,457
Could You Deliver
A Message For Me?
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00:11:51,457 --> 00:11:53,359
Okay.
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00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:56,229
You Tell Them
That A Woman Is Entitled
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To Have A Happy Mood
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A Sad Mood, An Angry Mood.
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She Can Have This Mood
Whenever She Likes
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00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:06,539
And It Has Absolutely Nothing
To Do With Whether Or Not
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00:12:06,539 --> 00:12:08,708
"Aunt Flo" Is Visiting.
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00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:12,311
But Mrs. Huxtable,
I Think What They Meant Was...
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00:12:12,311 --> 00:12:14,213
I Heard What They Meant.
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00:12:14,213 --> 00:12:15,900
And One More Thing?
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00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:18,551
These People
Should Be Very Happy
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00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:21,220
That Women Get Visits
From Their Aunts
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Because If They Didn't,
There Would Be No Uncles.
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00:12:32,903 --> 00:12:36,636
It's Been Very Nice
Seeing You Again, Danny.
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00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:38,371
Theo, I'll Be Leaving Now.
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00:12:40,908 --> 00:12:42,900
In Case She Comes Back.
255
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,900
Yeah, Well...
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00:12:47,847 --> 00:12:49,549
Denise:
Olivia, It's Bedtime.
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00:12:49,549 --> 00:12:51,900
I Just Want
To Say Good Night
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To Dr. Huxtable.
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00:12:53,686 --> 00:12:55,621
All Right,Then Straight To Bed.
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00:12:55,906 --> 00:12:57,900
All Right,
Good Night, Honey.
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Wait.
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00:12:59,225 --> 00:13:00,901
I Have Something To Tell You.
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00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:01,902
What?
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00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:07,233
I Like What You Did
To This Room.
265
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,534
Thank You.
266
00:13:08,534 --> 00:13:10,536
There Is Something Else.
267
00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:11,900
What, Dear?
268
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,239
A Bedtime Story.
269
00:13:13,239 --> 00:13:15,208
What Is It, Sister Grimm?
270
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:18,344
Once There Was A King
Named Dr. Buxtable.
271
00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:19,679
Dr. Buxtable, Right.
272
00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:20,909
He Was Very Handsome.
273
00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:22,515
I Love This Story.
274
00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,900
And There Was Also A Princess
Named...
275
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,252
Bolivia.
276
00:13:26,252 --> 00:13:27,908
Bolivia, All Right.
277
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,323
She Was Very Sweet.
278
00:13:30,323 --> 00:13:31,900
They Loved Each Other
279
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,626
And Said Good Night
280
00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,428
And Went To Sleep.
281
00:13:35,428 --> 00:13:38,900
Can I Have A Cup Of Water,
Please?
282
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:42,201
Okay, I Will Give You
A Little Bit Of Water.
283
00:13:42,201 --> 00:13:46,900
You Drink The Water Right Down
And Then You Go Up To Bed.
284
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,905
Tell Me More Of The Story.
285
00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:52,211
One Day King Dr. Buxtable
And Princess Bolivia
286
00:13:52,211 --> 00:13:54,900
Went For A Ride In A Car.
287
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,908
She Drove.
288
00:13:58,618 --> 00:14:00,553
Okay.
289
00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:08,394
Okay, Okay,
Let's Drink The Water
290
00:14:08,394 --> 00:14:10,563
And Finish The Story.
291
00:14:17,803 --> 00:14:19,538
Ahh.
292
00:14:19,538 --> 00:14:21,340
And It Got Dark
293
00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:23,900
And They Fell Asleep.
294
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,900
No, They Never Slept
Because Where They Went
295
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,416
Was Daytime All The Time.
296
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,386
Well, If It Was Daytime
All The Time
297
00:14:33,386 --> 00:14:36,555
Then There Would Be
No Stars In The Sky.
298
00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:37,590
Fine.
299
00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:40,226
And If There Was No Nighttime
300
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:42,561
Then You Would Have No Christmas
301
00:14:42,561 --> 00:14:44,900
And No Santa Claus
And No Presents.
302
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,904
Whoa.
303
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,900
Wait! Wait!
I'm Not Finished.
304
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:54,540
One Day, Night Came
And They All Went To Bed.
305
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:57,209
Santa Claus Gave Them
Lots Of Presents.
306
00:14:57,209 --> 00:14:58,900
The End.
307
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,906
Good Night.
308
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:07,907
Not Again.
309
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:12,558
Dad, I Got To Admit
You Kind Of Had Me Stumped...
310
00:15:12,558 --> 00:15:13,900
Good.
311
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,394
...With Your Responses
312
00:15:15,394 --> 00:15:18,230
To Questions From
My Psychological Profile.
313
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:20,232
But I Persevered.
314
00:15:20,232 --> 00:15:21,567
I Dug Deep.
315
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:22,904
Really?
316
00:15:22,904 --> 00:15:25,900
I Continued,
And I've Got You Figured Out.
317
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,239
All Right.
318
00:15:27,239 --> 00:15:29,208
Because Of Your Vague Responses
319
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:34,380
I Had To Come Up With
An Original Classification
320
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,449
Just For You.
321
00:15:36,449 --> 00:15:38,217
Okay, Well, Let's Have It.
322
00:15:38,217 --> 00:15:40,619
You Have A Disorder.
323
00:15:40,619 --> 00:15:42,621
All Right.
324
00:15:42,621 --> 00:15:45,257
Okay.
325
00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:47,900
It Is A Disorder
I Appropriately Call
326
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,463
Fugitive Fantasy Fear.
327
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,900
Fugitive Fantasy Fear.
328
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:58,900
It Means That You Are A Person
Who Refuses To Be Categorized
329
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,539
By Deflecting Direct Questions
330
00:16:00,539 --> 00:16:03,900
Therefore Wearing Down
Those Seeking Knowledge Of You
331
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,379
Until They're Either
Uninterested
332
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:09,415
Or They
Surrender In Frustration.
333
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,854
And This Is Called What?
334
00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:16,909
Fugitive Fantasy Fear.
335
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,392
And It Means What?
336
00:16:25,297 --> 00:16:28,200
It Means That You Refuse
To Be Categorized
337
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:32,471
By Deflecting Direct Questions.
338
00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:35,207
Well, I Don't Think That's True
At All.
339
00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:37,576
What's It Called Again?
340
00:16:37,576 --> 00:16:41,547
It's Called
Fugitive Fantasy Fear, Dad.
341
00:16:41,547 --> 00:16:42,902
Now, Tell Me.
342
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,751
It Means That I...
343
00:16:45,751 --> 00:16:47,553
Dad,
What It Basically Means
344
00:16:47,553 --> 00:16:50,222
Is That You Wear Down
Those Seeking Knowledge Of You.
345
00:16:50,222 --> 00:16:52,258
Do You Understand That Point?
346
00:16:52,258 --> 00:16:54,560
I Haven't Deflected Anything.
347
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,730
I've Just Asked You A Question.
348
00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,799
Which Is A Form Of Deflecting.
349
00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:01,900
I Understand.
350
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,370
I Mean, I'm Not A Stupid Person.
351
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:06,539
It's Just That...
352
00:17:06,539 --> 00:17:08,607
What's It Called Again?
353
00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:10,543
Dad, Don't You See?
354
00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:12,211
You Wear People Down.
355
00:17:12,211 --> 00:17:15,581
I'm Seeking Knowledge Of You
356
00:17:15,581 --> 00:17:19,452
And You're
Wearing Me Down.
357
00:17:19,452 --> 00:17:22,321
Okay, Okay,
Ask Me The Questions Again.
358
00:17:22,321 --> 00:17:23,900
Forget It, Dad.
359
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,225
I'm Going Home.
360
00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:28,227
I Apologize.
361
00:17:28,227 --> 00:17:29,562
I'm Going Home.
362
00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:31,564
I Will See
You Later.
363
00:17:31,564 --> 00:17:33,566
Tell Me Again.
364
00:17:33,566 --> 00:17:35,468
Don't Leave Me Like This.
365
00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:37,369
I'll Tell You.
366
00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:39,371
Check It Out.
367
00:17:39,371 --> 00:17:41,373
I'm Uninterested.
368
00:17:41,373 --> 00:17:43,442
I'm Surrendering
To Frustration, Dad.
369
00:17:43,442 --> 00:17:45,211
I'll See You, Okay?
370
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,382
And The Fugitive Strikes Again.
371
00:17:56,522 --> 00:17:57,902
Potato Chips?
Check.
372
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,358
Root Beer Float?
Check.
373
00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:00,860
Tissues?
Check.
374
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,561
I'd Say We Have Enough
375
00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:07,233
To Last Through Miss Scarlett,
Rhett Butler And That Fire.
376
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,535
And Frankly, My Dear
377
00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:11,901
We Are Ready To Go.
378
00:18:11,901 --> 00:18:14,740
I'm So Glad You Wanted
To Do This, Rudy.
379
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:18,377
I've Been Looking Forward
To This For Quite Some Time.
380
00:18:18,377 --> 00:18:20,379
The Last Huxtable Woman.
381
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:22,381
Here We Go Again.
382
00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:27,553
Now What Does That Mean?
383
00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:29,221
Nothing.
384
00:18:29,221 --> 00:18:31,907
Rudy, It Must Mean
Something.
385
00:18:31,907 --> 00:18:36,900
It Just Means That Whatever I Do
Is Important Because I'm Last.
386
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:40,399
I Was The Last One
To Take My First Step
387
00:18:40,399 --> 00:18:44,900
The Last One To Have
Training Wheels On My Bike
388
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,900
The Last One
To Lose All My Baby Teeth.
389
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,341
Now This.
390
00:18:49,341 --> 00:18:51,343
I'm Sorry, Rudy.
391
00:18:51,343 --> 00:18:54,380
We Probably Do Tend
To Get Sentimental With You
392
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:56,248
Because You're The Youngest.
393
00:18:56,248 --> 00:18:58,417
Is That Why
You Didn't Want
394
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:01,554
To Celebrate Woman's Day?
395
00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:03,900
I Didn't Want To Do Anything
396
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:07,693
Because Today Was The Most
Humiliating Day Of My Life.
397
00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:10,229
There I Was, Sitting In Class
398
00:19:10,229 --> 00:19:12,900
While The Teacher Was Talking
About Punctuation
399
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,201
And I Was Starting My Period.
400
00:19:21,607 --> 00:19:25,611
Do You Know
How Embarrassing That Was?
401
00:19:25,611 --> 00:19:27,346
I Think I Do.
402
00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:29,215
So Does Every Other Woman.
403
00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:31,908
Honey, That's Why They Call It
"The Curse."
404
00:19:31,908 --> 00:19:33,319
"The Curse"?
405
00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:35,321
The Curse, Dear.
406
00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:39,225
It's Called "The Curse,"
"The Visitor," "The Flag Is Up"
407
00:19:39,225 --> 00:19:41,360
"The Infantry Has Landed."
408
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,908
"The Infantry Has Landed"?
409
00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:46,232
And Fallen Off The Roof.
410
00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:49,201
In My Day,
It Was Referred To As...
411
00:19:49,201 --> 00:19:50,904
"The Horror."
412
00:19:50,904 --> 00:19:52,904
Women Were Expected To Be
413
00:19:52,904 --> 00:19:54,540
Dainty And Discreet.
414
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,375
So What Did They Do?
415
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:59,278
They Gave Us Pads
The Size Of Mattresses.
416
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,550
And During That Very Special
Time Of The Month
417
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,219
When You Wanted
To Go Out At Night
418
00:20:07,219 --> 00:20:09,555
You Couldn't Carry
A Little Clutch Bag.
419
00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:11,900
You Had To Carry
An Overnight Bag.
420
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,593
Those Were The Bad Old Days,
Huh, Ma?
421
00:20:14,593 --> 00:20:18,631
Yes, But We've Come A Long Way
Since Then.
422
00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:19,900
It's Very Natural.
423
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,909
It's Gone On
424
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,900
Since The Beginning Of Time.
425
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,900
It Makes You A Woman.
426
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,900
But Mom, I'm Not A Woman.
427
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,340
I'm 12 Years Old.
428
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:32,778
Rudy, In Biological Terms,
You Are A Woman.
429
00:20:32,778 --> 00:20:34,713
And If You Want
430
00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:37,750
To Be A Mother Someday,
This Has To Happen.
431
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,419
You're Saying Someday
I'll Be Glad This Happened?
432
00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:43,900
There Will Be Days
You'll Be Glad This Happened.
433
00:20:48,906 --> 00:20:52,900
See, Someday You'll Be Able
To Have Children Of Your Own--
434
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,566
Beautiful Children
435
00:20:54,566 --> 00:20:56,235
Like I Have.
436
00:20:56,235 --> 00:20:58,237
Mom.
437
00:20:58,237 --> 00:21:00,339
Thanks.
438
00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:02,541
Now Can We Start This Movie?
439
00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:03,906
But Wait.
440
00:21:03,906 --> 00:21:06,445
I Should Eat
My Beets First.
441
00:21:06,445 --> 00:21:08,280
Your Beets?
442
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,900
Yeah, You Know.
443
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,651
Five Beets A Day
Keeps The Transfusion Away.
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