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Last Time, Cousin Pam Spoke To Cliff.
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Is Anything Wrong?
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No, No.
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Oh.
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Would You Consider
Taking Me On As A Patient?
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Absolutely.
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Now, There You Go!
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You've Got It. My Patient.
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Could You Give Me A Prescription
For Birth Control Pills?
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And Now...
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Forget I Mentioned
Any Birth Control Pills.
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I Don't Know
What Got Into Me.
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Forget I Was Even Here.
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Pam.
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When We Talked
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I Said You Could
Come To Me For Anything
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And You Did
Exactly That
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And One Day,
I'll Forgive You For That.
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But I Want You
To Know
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That It's Best
That You Call Your Mother.
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My Mother?
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In California?
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Well, You Have
A Mother Someplace Else?
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No. That's The One.
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You Call Her.
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Get Permission From Her,
And I Will Give You The Name
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Of The Most Wonderful
Gynecologist In The World
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Dr. Rochelle Hawkins.
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She Counsels Young Women.
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Okay.
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Thanks, Cousin Cliff.
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All Right, Cousin Pam.
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And Cousin Pam.
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Yes, Sir.
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Call Me Anytime.
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Okay.
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...Ask Me Anything.
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Hi, Pam, Did You Talk
To Your Mother Yet?
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No. I'm Not Sure What To Say.
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Whatever Happened
To Our Agreement
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About Waiting
Till We Fell In Love?
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I Think I Am.
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Aren't You And Lance?
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Honey, Right Now, We Kind
Of On The Borderline
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Between Intense Affection
And Get Out Of My Life.
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Slide Gets On My Nerves,
Too, Sometimes.
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How About Playing A Little
Of This Ping Pong?
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Look At Him.
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He Wants To Show His Homeys
I Have To Come To Him.
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They're Always Trying
To Prove Something.
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My Serve.
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Look At Him
Showing Off For Me.
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Nice Going, Babycakes.
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We Just Feed Into It.
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Why Do We Put Up With It?
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'Cause They Look Good
And Talk Sweet.
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Let's Just Stop
Talking About Boys.
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Okay, You're Right.
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Let's Stop.
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Oh, Look At Lance.
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That Boy Is Just Too Cute.
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Lance.
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Olivia, Guess What?
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I Just Found My New Leg Warmers
All Balled Up Under Your Bed.
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I Didn't Do It.
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Then Who Did?
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Dwayne.
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Olivia, There Is No Dwayne.
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Yes, There Is.
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And He's Very Sorry.
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Olivia, Dwayne Can't Be Sorry
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Because Invisible Dogs
Aren't Sorry
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Because There's No Such Thing
As Invisible Dogs.
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I Know That.
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I'm No Dummy.
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Why Do You Pretend He's There?
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He Gets Me Stuff.
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I Say He Likes To Watch Me
Eat Ice Cream
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And They Give Me Ice Cream.
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My Parents Fall For That?
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Yes.
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Even Dr. Huxtable
Has An Invisible Parrot.
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Do You Think
Dwayne Could Work For Me Too?
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Sorry, Rudy.
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He's A One-Kid Dog.
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Hello, Cousin Clair.
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Hi, Pam.
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How Was Your Appointment
With Dr. Hawkins?
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Fine.
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She Gave Me Some Counseling
And Some Protection.
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Pam, Have A Seat.
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I Know You've
Thought About This
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But I Want
To Share Something.
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It's A Love Story.
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Happened Between
A Boy And A Girl.
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They Really Believed
They Were In Love
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And Everything
Was Going Just Rosy
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Until This Boy Began
To Turn On The Heat.
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Of Course,
He Disguised This
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With Things Like Love Poems
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Carving Of Initials
On Trees.
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The Girl Loved The Attention
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But She Told Him
This Is As Far As It Goes.
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Then He Came Up
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With The Timeless Speech,
"Everybody Else Is Doing It."
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Who Wrote That Speech?
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Moses.
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Probably Adam.
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Anyway, All Of This Was
To No Avail.
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Then In Desperation He Says,
"Look, If You Loved Me
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You Would Help Me Get Rid
Of These Bumps On My Face."
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When That Didn't Work
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One Evening,
They Went To The Movies.
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The Boy Turned
Into An Octopus.
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Eight Arms And Legs Flailing
In Every Conceivable Direction
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Under One Big, Empty Head.
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The Girl Started Doing
Hand Exercises
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Just So She Would Have
The Strength To Keep His Hands
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On Her Shoulders.
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So What Happened To Them?
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They Got Married.
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If The Man
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Is Good, He Will Understand
It Is Your Decision.
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Cousin Cliff.
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What's That All About?
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Have Some Orange Juice.
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It's So Good
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For Your Complexion.
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Hey, Slide.
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Hey, Pam.
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Where You Been Hiding
These Last Couple Of Days?
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Well, I've Been
Thinking About Us
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And I Don't See What
The Harm Is If We Wait.
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Why?
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What's The Rush?
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I'm Not Saying
Until We're Married.
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If You're Not Sure
About This
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Then You're Not
Sure About Me.
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Slide, Why You Say That?
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I Love You And It Hurts To Know
You Don't Love Me.
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You Know I Love You.
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I Hear The Words,
But That's About It.
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I Don't Mean It?!
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If I Didn't Mean It
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Why Would I Go To The Doctor's
And Get These?
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Happy Now?
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I Just Thought You'd Take Care
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Of This Kind Of Stuff.
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I Am Taking Care Of It.
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I Thought You'd Get
Some Of Those Pills.
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My Doctor Said These
Are Better For All Around.
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What Doctor?
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The Gynecologist That
Dr. Huxtable Recommended.
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You Told Dr. Huxtable About Us?
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He's My Guardian.
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He Doesn't Have
To Guard Everything.
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I Don't Want To Use
These Things.
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I Don't Want
To Have A Baby.
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Don't You Trust Me?
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It's Not About Trust.
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What If We Did Have A Baby?
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We're Planning
On Staying Together, Right?
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We Can't Afford A Baby.
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I've Worked Before.
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Slide, That Was Part Time.
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There Is No Such Thing As A Part Time Baby.
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Besides, We're In High School.
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We Don't Even Know
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How We're Going To Feel
About Each Other Later.
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Now I Know Where I Stand.
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Nothing's Changed.
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Except You.
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You See, Pam,
That's How Men Are.
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They Wreck Your Life
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And Then Look For Somebody Else
To Crash Into.
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You Should Have Seen Him.
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Here I Embarrass Myself
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And He Says,
"Don't You Trust Me?"
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Like Anita Trusted Julio?
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Now She's Having His Baby.
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She Wanted To Study Nursing.
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Thanks To Him,
She'll Be Nursing.
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And There's Nothing
She Can Do.
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It's Done.
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It May Be Done,
But It Ain't Over.
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What If Julio Leaves Her?
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Men Do Things Like That
From Time To Time.
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That Would Never Happen
With Me And Slide.
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Please! That's What
You And Slide Do Best--
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Break Up.
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Did Lance Ever Put That Pressure
On You?
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He Tried.
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I Told Him Where It Was
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And That He Was In No Position
To Get It.
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If He Tried, It Would Move,
And I Would Move With It.
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Aren't You Afraid Of Losing Him?
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Him I Can Get Back.
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If I Lose Me, I'm Gone For Good.
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What If Slide Doesn't Come Back?
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Then Later, Potato.
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Let Him Walk.
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If He Ain't Got Time For You,
You Ain't Got Time For Him.
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They Got To Listen To Us
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And Forget What Their Homeys
And Hormones Are Telling Them.
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Men!
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Yeah, Men!
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00:10:12,617 --> 00:10:14,083
Where Are They?
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Hey, Cuz.
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00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:25,317
How You Feeling?
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What Are You Reading?
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The Toni Morrison Book.
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Yeah, All Right.
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Can I Ask You Something?
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Sure.
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00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,583
What's Up?
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Why Are Men Such Worms?
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What?
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In The Book,
This Man Marries Nell
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But Has A Thing With Sula.
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Why Do You Men
Do That?
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That's A Book. That's Fiction.
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You Said That Good Fiction
Is Based On The Truth.
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I Did, Didn't I?
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The Truth Is, Men Are Worms.
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That's True,
But Only To A Degree.
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That's Because Men
Are Always Evolving.
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See, When I Was Slide's Age,
I Used To Be A Worm.
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But Now, I'm Only Part Worm.
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People Are Supposed
To Be Better Than That.
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People Should Be Human
And Control Their Instincts
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Not Like A Rabbit
Or A Bull Moose.
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I Went To School
With A Lot Of Bull Moose
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But They Didn't Stay That Way.
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See, As We Get Older
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The Herd Thins,
We Get More Sophisticated.
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Then, When A Woman Says "No,"
We Know How To Accept It.
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We May Not Like It.
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Okay, We May Cry A Little Bit.
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But We Accept It.
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Well, Slide's A Bull Moose
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And I'm Wondering
What He'll Think Of Me
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If I Give In To Him.
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Well, If He Is A Bull Moose,
I Got To Tell You
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They're Migrating Animals.
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They Just Graze And Move On.
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Well, I'm Probably
Better Off Without Him.
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But I Sure Do Miss Him.
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Hi, Pam.
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Hi.
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Did You Hear That?
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Yes, I Did.
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00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:22,250
Poor Thing.
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00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,783
Losing Her Boyfriend.
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( Laughing )
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00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:31,517
What Makes You Think
She Lost Her Boyfriend?
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00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,583
Oh, Men Are So Blind.
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Trust Me, Love.
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Slide Has Slid Away.
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00:12:37,817 --> 00:12:40,483
( Doorbell Rings )
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( Imitating Clair's Laugh )
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I'm Afraid Slide
Has Slid Down Here.
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How Are You Doing, Slid?
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Arthur.
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00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:54,917
Arthur.
265
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,917
Mrs. Huxtable.
266
00:12:57,917 --> 00:13:00,183
How Are You Doing,
Mrs. Huxtable?
267
00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:01,283
I'm Fine, Slide.
268
00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:02,383
How Are You?
269
00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:03,317
Fine.
270
00:13:03,317 --> 00:13:05,550
Hey, Slide.
271
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:06,917
Hi, Pam.
272
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:10,917
Is It All Right If We Go
Outside And Talk A Little?
273
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,250
Ask Mrs. Huxtable.
274
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,350
Is It Okay,
Mrs. Huxtable?
275
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:15,683
If That's What Pam Wants.
276
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:28,350
Get Back Over By That Door.
277
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,750
Get By That Door.
278
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,917
I Want To Know
What's Going On Out There.
279
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:34,917
Dear, That Would Be Spying.
280
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,383
Do It.
281
00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:41,883
What Are They Doing?
282
00:13:41,883 --> 00:13:43,917
Well, They're Out There Just...
283
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:46,050
They're Just... Just Talking.
284
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,317
Does It Look
Like They're Arguing?
285
00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:52,850
No, They're Just...
Just Talking And, Uh...
286
00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:54,250
Uh-Oh.
287
00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:57,917
She Pushed Him Away.
288
00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:02,783
Well, He's... He's...
He's Walking Away.
289
00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:04,583
Good.
290
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,250
Whoa, Wait, Wait,
He's Coming Back.
291
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,317
Keep Walking, Fool.
292
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,450
Not You, Him.
293
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:17,483
Well, He's Putting His Arms
Around Her.
294
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:19,050
He's Pulling Her Close.
295
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:22,550
Oh, Clair, Looks Like
You're Going To Lose.
296
00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:26,217
Yeah, They're Kissing Now.
297
00:14:26,217 --> 00:14:27,917
Don't Just Stand There.
298
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,383
Do Something.
299
00:14:29,383 --> 00:14:32,050
What Do You Want Me To Do?
300
00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:34,050
Turn On The Sprinklers.
301
00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,417
We Don't Have Sprinklers.
302
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:39,583
They're Still Kissing.
303
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,417
Mmm.
304
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,083
Why Don't We Go Back
To My Place.
305
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,183
My Folks Aren't Home.
306
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:49,917
There You Go Again.
307
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:53,083
The Minute Things Are Nice,
You Bring That Up.
308
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,383
I'll Let You Know
When I'm Ready
309
00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:56,783
So Stop Sweating Me.
310
00:14:56,783 --> 00:15:00,150
Don't Act Like You're
Doing Me Some Big Favor.
311
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,517
A Lot Of Women
Are Interested In The Kid.
312
00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,950
You Mean Like Shaniqua Watkins?
313
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,417
Well...
314
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:10,917
If I Don't Give In,
You'll Start Seeing Shaniqua?
315
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:12,217
That's An Option.
316
00:15:12,217 --> 00:15:14,150
Don't Let Me Stop You.
317
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,483
I'm My Own Woman
With My Own Mind
318
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,483
And I Intend To Use It.
319
00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:19,983
Good Night.
320
00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:22,817
And Give My Best To Shaniqua.
321
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:31,317
It's A Good Thing
I Had Four Other Daughters, Man.
322
00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:35,017
I Wouldn't Have Known
To Hold On To My Paper.
323
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,317
I Told You Slide Has Slid Away.
324
00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:38,683
( Phone Ringing )
325
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,983
Hello.
326
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,317
Ah, Elaine.
327
00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:45,817
Yes?
328
00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:49,817
Okay, Why Don't You Go On
Ahead To The Hospital.
329
00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:51,983
Can Your Parents Take You?
330
00:15:51,983 --> 00:15:53,317
No?
331
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,317
Okay, Well, Take A Cab.
332
00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:56,650
Right.
333
00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:57,950
Get Right Over.
334
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,550
There You Go.
335
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,217
Good Example.
336
00:16:01,217 --> 00:16:04,883
Got A 16-Year-Old Girl Ready
To Deliver Sometime Tonight.
337
00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:08,217
Parents Want To Have
Nothing To Do With Her.
338
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,883
The Boy That
Did It Says
339
00:16:09,883 --> 00:16:10,983
"It's Not Mine.
340
00:16:10,983 --> 00:16:12,983
I Told You To Protect Yourself."
341
00:16:12,983 --> 00:16:16,317
All She's Going To Do
Is Have A Baby.
342
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,417
Hey, Homey.
343
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:29,083
How You Doing, Man?
344
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,417
All Right.
345
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:33,250
Hey, If You Down,
You Can Get Up.
346
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,850
Ain't That Easy, Man.
347
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:38,083
Hey, Pam.
348
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,883
Hello, Lance.
349
00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:41,983
Go Over And Talk To Her.
350
00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:44,017
She Won't Even Look At Me.
351
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,166
I Ain't Never Seen
352
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,834
Nobody Get Ignored
So Good.
353
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,375
I Played The Wrong Card, Lance.
354
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,583
Yep, Played
That Shaniqua Card.
355
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:56,750
I Wasn't Even Serious.
356
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,375
I Just Got Mad.
357
00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:58,150
You Go Over There
And Tell Her That.
358
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,208
I Would,
But She Won't Listen.
359
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,417
I'll Back You Up.
360
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,450
The Way She Looks,
You Better Get In The Front.
361
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,083
Hey, Pam, How Are
You Feeling Today?
362
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,041
Fine, Lance.
363
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:13,959
Hi, Pam.
364
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:18,667
She Ain't Talking
To Me, Man.
365
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:19,208
I Can See That.
366
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,000
Go Try It Again, Man.
367
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,916
How Was School Today?
368
00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:28,383
Oh, Lance?
369
00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:30,549
Would You
Please Tell That Man
370
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,683
I'm Not Interested
In Anything He Has To Say
371
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:35,016
And I'm Very Busy
372
00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:37,383
So Please,
Get Out Of My Face.
373
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,016
At The Current Time
374
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,183
Her Attention
Is Directed Elsewhere.
375
00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:45,849
However, By The Inflection
In Her Voice
376
00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:48,649
She Might Be Interested
In An Apology.
377
00:17:48,649 --> 00:17:51,949
Tell Her I've Been
Thinking About It.
378
00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:55,183
My Man Says
379
00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:59,849
That He Has Devoted
His Entire Brainpower
380
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:02,249
To Your Image.
381
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,583
You May Tell Mr. Bartell
382
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,583
That I Have Not Been
Thinking About Him
383
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,983
And He's A Pain
In The You-Know-What.
384
00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:19,249
She Says While You Are Not
In Her Uppermost Thoughts
385
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:23,049
You Are Not Very Far
From Her Heart.
386
00:18:23,049 --> 00:18:26,883
All Right, Tell Her
I'm Sorry She's Depressed
387
00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:30,116
And That If My Mentioning
Shaniqua Watkins
388
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:33,183
Has Anything To Do With Me
Being Far From Her Heart
389
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:34,583
Then I'm Very Sorry.
390
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,349
Although My Man
Is Quite Learned
391
00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:43,349
Shaniqua Is No Longer
A Part Of His Vocabulary.
392
00:18:43,349 --> 00:18:47,349
Then Ask Him Why He Threw Her
In My Face Like That?
393
00:18:47,349 --> 00:18:48,749
You Heard Her, Homey.
394
00:18:48,749 --> 00:18:50,416
Why Did You Do That?!
395
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,083
I've Done Some Thinking.
396
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,683
You Shouldn't Do
Anything You Don't Want To
397
00:18:55,683 --> 00:18:57,416
And Neither Should I.
398
00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,249
Not That I Don't Want To.
399
00:18:59,249 --> 00:19:00,783
You Know What I Mean?
400
00:19:00,783 --> 00:19:03,716
I Know What You Mean,
And I Appreciate It.
401
00:19:03,716 --> 00:19:05,749
I Sure Have
Missed You, Smooch.
402
00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,749
I Missed You Too, Slide.
403
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:14,083
I Can See My Work
Is Done Here.
404
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,083
Lance Knows Romance.
405
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:26,849
Rudy Said You Wanted
To See Me, Dr. Huxtable.
406
00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:28,016
That Is Correct.
407
00:19:28,016 --> 00:19:30,016
Would You
Have A Seat, Please.
408
00:19:30,016 --> 00:19:31,516
Come On, Dwayne.
409
00:19:33,449 --> 00:19:37,749
Look, People Have Been Talking
About Dwayne Lately
410
00:19:37,749 --> 00:19:39,959
And They're Not Very Happy
With His Behavior.
411
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,333
What?
412
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,834
It Seems That Dwayne
Has Gotten Into
413
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:49,750
And Has Been Using
Denise's Makeup.
414
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:53,016
( Gasps )
415
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,792
I Really Don't Know
How Dwayne Did It
416
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:59,291
But He Went Into The Kitchen
And Got A Knife
417
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:02,417
And Cut A Big Piece
Of Chocolate Cake.
418
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,333
He Won't Do That Again.
419
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:09,183
He Also Is Doing
Some Terrible Things
420
00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:11,902
And Blaming You
For These Things.
421
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:12,666
Yes.
422
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:17,375
Your Shoe Prints
Were On Our Sheets
423
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:21,083
Looking Like Somebody Was
Jumping Up And Down On The Bed.
424
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,708
I Know It Had To Be Dwayne
Putting On Your Shoes
425
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:25,166
And Doing That.
426
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:30,500
So My Point Is... Is That, Um...
427
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,708
Just Outside The Door There,
There's An Invisible Family
428
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:40,917
And They Told Me That They Were
Missing Their Invisible Dog.
429
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:43,792
The Dog Fits
Dwayne's Description.
430
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,625
And I Think It's Time For You
431
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:52,417
To Give Dwayne Back
To Those Invisible People.
432
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:55,125
Okay.
433
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,083
Thank You.
434
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,166
Come On, Dwayne.
435
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,166
Phew!
436
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,417
Hi, Nice To Meet You.
437
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,708
Go On, Dwayne.
438
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:06,625
What?
439
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:07,125
One Minute.
440
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,583
What Are You Doing?
441
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:15,583
They Want Howard
Your Parrot Too.
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