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Denise:
Hey.
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♪ Ta-Dah ♪
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One Frozen Blueberry Yogurt Pie.
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It Looks Good.
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Well, It Better.
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We Want Cousin Pam
To Feel At Home.
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Does She Need That Spoon
To Feel At Home?
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No, You May Have It.
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Thank You.
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Rudy:
I Don't See Why
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We Have To Do Anything Special
For Pam.
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She's Already Getting
The Best Room In The House.
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Rudy.
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The Deal Was Supposed To Be
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When Vanessa Went To College,
I Was Going To Get My Own Room.
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But Before I Can Blink,
Vanessa's Out, Pam's In
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And I'm Nowhere.
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That Is So Selfish.
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Pam's Grandmother Is Sick.
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Her Mom's Going To California
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To Take Care Of Her.
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We Have To Make Her
Feel At Home.
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I'll Do My Part.
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But I Hope Pam Doesn't
Boss Me Around Too Much.
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And Why Would She Do That?
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That's What Old People Do.
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It's Their Job.
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Olivia, Pam Is Only 17.
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Whoa!
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She's Older Than I Thought.
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Come On, You Guys.
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It's Up To Us To Make
Her Feel At Home.
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So Let's Get Generous.
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Yeah, Rudy, Lighten Up.
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Well, Here We Are.
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Oh, Man...
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Oh, This Is Nice.
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This Is Real Nice.
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Thank You.
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Yes, Nice And Large.
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But Not Too Large,
Just The Right Kind Of Large.
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Larger Than Our Apartment,
That's For Sure.
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Not That Our Apartment's Small,
It's Just Not This Large.
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I'm Talking Too Much, Huh?
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No, You're Fine.
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You Could Take Our Apartment
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And Put It In This Living Room.
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No, I'm Lying, No.
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You Could Take Half
This Living Room
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And Put Our Apartment In It.
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You Put The Bathroom There,
The Bedroom Right There.
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I'm Standing In The Living Room.
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Put The Kitchen There--
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That's It.
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Anyway, My Mom
Said To Say Thank You.
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I'll Try To Behave
And Make Her Proud.
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I'm Not Worried About You.
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I Know Your Mother.
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You Have A Big, Beautiful House.
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I Hope I Don't Break
Or Scratch Nothing.
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Listen, Big Or Small
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This Is Your Home
And There's A Lot Of Love In It
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And We're Honored And Blessed
To Have You Here.
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Thank You.
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I Thought I Heard Someone.
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Hi, I'm Denise.
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And This Is
My Stepdaughter, Olivia.
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Are You Going To Boss Me Around?
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You Just Made A New Friend.
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Come On, Denise.
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We're In The Middle
Of Making Dinner.
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I'm Rudy.
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You're Getting
An Excellent Room.
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Rudy, Don't You Have Chores?
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Chores Are My Life.
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I'm Going To Go
Get Us Some Juice
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Why Don't You Sit Down
And Make Yourself Comfortable
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And When I Come Back
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I'll Take You Upstairs And Show
You Everything You Need To Know.
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Look At This.
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Let Me Sit Down.
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You Must Be Cousin Pam.
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What Are You Doing
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Sitting Over There
In No-Person's-Land?
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Just Sitting.
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Don't Want To Be
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In Anybody's Way.
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You're The First Person
To Sit In That Chair
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And Act Like You
Really Enjoy It.
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I Bought That Chair So Long Ago
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Nobody Wants To Sit In It,
But Now This Is Your Chair.
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I Hereby Christen This Chair
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Cousin Pam's Chair.
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Yes, Indeed.
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Enjoy Yourself.
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Cousin Pam.
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Cousin Cliff.
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Well
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I Just Want You To Know
That You're Welcome Here.
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Thank You.
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Can You Scrub Floors?
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Well, That's What... Isn't
That Why They Sent You Here?
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Nope.
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Then You're Worth Nothing.
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I Don't Know Why
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They Sent You Here.
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I Heard About You.
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What Did You
Hear About Me?
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Come On Over Here.
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Everything Here Is Yours.
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Please, Please,
Make Yourself At Home.
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All Right?
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Need Anything,
Just Call On Me.
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Mrs. Huxtable--
She's Got Problems Up Here
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And I Try To Just,
You Know, Keep Her Intact...
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But I'm The One You Want
To Come To All The Time.
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I'm The Sane One
Around Here.
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All Right?
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You Want A Shot Of Scotch?
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I Was Just Checking To See
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What Your Drinking Habits
Might Be.
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Fresh Apple Juice.
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Cliff:
All Right, Good.
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We Can Have A Toast Here.
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To Cousin Pam Coming Here.
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Are You All Right, Dear?
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I'm Fine.
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Sometimes She Goes Off
Just A Little Bit.
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Welcome To The Family.
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Welcome To The Family.
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Thank You.
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Hello, Slide.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I Miss You Too.
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Okay, So Far.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, They Got Cable.
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Hmm?
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No, No, Baby.
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They Pay For It.
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A Party?
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Tomorrow?
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In The Bronx?
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Are We Invited This Time?
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I'm Not Going To Meet You
On No Subway Platform.
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You Come Pick Me Up.
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9:00?
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Just A Minute.
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I Didn't Mean To Butt
In Your Conversation
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But We Have A 10:00 Curfew.
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Whoa, Slide, There's A Little
Hitch In The Giddyup Here.
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Curfew's At 10:00.
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Yeah.
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I Got To Check These People Out
Before I Break It.
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I'm Going To Get Back.
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Okay, Bye.
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You Think If I Ask Real Polite,
They Let Me Go?
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To A Party?
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In The Bronx?
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On A Weekday?
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And You Don't Even Know
If You're Invited?
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What Are You Doing?
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Putting My Name On My Food.
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Why?
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So Everybody
Will Know It's Mine.
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Why?
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So Nobody Will Eat It.
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Whoo, I Have A Half A Sandwich
Left Over From Lunch.
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Should I Put My Name On It?
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If You Don't Want Nobody
To Eat It.
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Excuse Me.
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Uh, Uh, Pardon Me.
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Miss Wilma Rudoplh?
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Where Are You Going
With The Marker And The Tape?
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I'm Going To Write My Name
On My Sandwich.
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Why?
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I Made That Sandwich
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And I Don't Want Anybody
To Take It.
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Why? Did You Put Money In It?
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No, Peanut Butter And Pickles.
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You Got A Peanut Butter
And Pickle Sandwich
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And You Want
To Put Your Name On It?
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That's The Safest Sandwich
In This House.
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Pam Puts Her Name On Her Food.
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Maybe That's Because Pam
Doesn't Understand
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That The Food In This House
Is For Everyone.
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Ooh, I Better Tell Her That.
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She Had Some Very Nice Cupcakes.
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Just A Minute.
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Come, Come, Come,
Come Back Here.
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She Had Cupcakes?
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(Doorbell Rings)
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(Doorbell Rings)
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Clair:
Will Somebody Get That.
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Slide, What Are
You Doing Here?
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I Wanted To See How
They Was Treating You.
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They Treat Me Okay.
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Whoa, This Is
Living Large, Smooch.
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I Might Get
Into The Medical Game Myself.
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Don't Act Crazy.
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Come Outside.
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People Always In
Your Business Around Here.
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What Did You Come Here For?
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I Got A Way To Make It
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To The Party
And For You To Make Your Curfew.
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So What's The Plan?
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This Man's Got A Car.
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I Got A License.
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Bam! Let's Get Busy.
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You Want Me To Ask Him
For His Car?
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I'm A Good Driver.
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I Use My Boss's Car
All The Time.
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Then Borrow Your Boss's Car.
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I Did. For You.
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Remember That Time?
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You And Shineequa Watkins
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Was Going To Wear That Same
Dress To The School Dance.
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00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:01,925
I Borrowed The Car To Take You
On That Shopping Trip.
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00:10:01,925 --> 00:10:05,314
I Almost Lost My Job For That.
It's Your Turn Now.
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You Better Go To Plan "B."
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00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:08,484
You Got One?
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00:10:08,484 --> 00:10:09,661
Yeah, Go Without You.
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00:10:09,661 --> 00:10:11,749
I Want To Go, But I Can't.
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You Don't Want To.
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You're Losing Heart.
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You Don't Have One.
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Making Some Big Deal
Out Of A Party
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In The Bronx.
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00:10:18,236 --> 00:10:19,753
It's Not Just Some Party.
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This Is The Final Final.
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I'm Not Going To Miss It.
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I'm Out Of Here.
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Yeah, Right. So Go.
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00:10:27,479 --> 00:10:29,447
Who Cares?
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(Siren Wailing On Tv)
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What's Happening?
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Half The Army
Just Got Wiped Out
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00:10:40,992 --> 00:10:43,689
And The President
Still Don't Believe
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00:10:43,689 --> 00:10:45,997
There's An Attack
From Outer Space.
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00:10:45,997 --> 00:10:48,400
When Will He Ever Learn?
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00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,694
Uh-Oh, Here Comes
Ninja Blob Again.
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Whoa, It's Big.
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You'd Be Big If You
Ate Battle Creek, Michigan.
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He Better Watch Out!
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Don't Make Friends With It.
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Just Run!
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00:11:00,278 --> 00:11:01,346
Get Out, Run!
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00:11:01,346 --> 00:11:02,697
Lose The Girl.
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00:11:02,697 --> 00:11:04,282
She'll Slow You Down.
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00:11:04,282 --> 00:11:07,486
Girlfriend, How You Supposed
To Run In Them Heels?
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(Phone Ringing)
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00:11:08,698 --> 00:11:10,222
See.
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00:11:10,222 --> 00:11:12,424
That's Why She'll
Trip And Fall.
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00:11:12,424 --> 00:11:15,193
Moth Will Eat Her Up
Like Always.
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00:11:15,193 --> 00:11:16,394
Hello?
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00:11:16,394 --> 00:11:18,692
There's No Smoochie Here.
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00:11:18,692 --> 00:11:21,466
That's For Me.
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00:11:21,466 --> 00:11:23,201
Hello?
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00:11:23,201 --> 00:11:24,697
Slide Who?
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00:11:24,697 --> 00:11:26,696
You Want To Apologize Now?
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00:11:26,696 --> 00:11:29,174
I Don't Want To Hear It.
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00:11:29,174 --> 00:11:30,697
No, I Don't Want To...
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00:11:30,697 --> 00:11:32,698
Yes, Slide.
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Me, Too.
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00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:38,350
Mm-Hmm.
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00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:42,354
Look, I'll Talk To Him
When I Get Ready.
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00:11:42,354 --> 00:11:44,189
Okay?
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00:11:44,189 --> 00:11:45,323
Okay, Bye.
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00:11:45,323 --> 00:11:46,698
Listen To The Girl.
270
00:11:46,698 --> 00:11:48,689
Get Away From There!
271
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,195
Where's Your Dad?
272
00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:51,997
Downstairs In His Office.
273
00:11:53,265 --> 00:11:54,694
(Knocking)
274
00:11:54,694 --> 00:11:56,134
Come In.
275
00:12:00,693 --> 00:12:02,207
Hello, Cousin Cliff.
276
00:12:02,207 --> 00:12:05,689
Come On And Have A Sit-Down.
277
00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:09,147
You Have A Very Nice Office
Here, Sir.
278
00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:12,217
Well, Yeah,
I Feel It's Comfortable.
279
00:12:12,217 --> 00:12:15,020
I Guess Hard Work
Is Its Own Reward.
280
00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:20,697
Mm-Hmm.
281
00:12:20,697 --> 00:12:24,629
Your Family's Lucky To Have
Such A Good Provider.
282
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,466
Mm-Hmm.
283
00:12:28,466 --> 00:12:32,237
Bet Your Patients Are Lucky Too.
284
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,689
Mm-Hmm.
285
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,689
I Mean, Look At You.
286
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:39,690
Working Late At Night
287
00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:43,690
Checking Out People's Insides
When They Ain't Even Here.
288
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:46,051
How Much Do You Need?
289
00:12:46,051 --> 00:12:48,691
I Don't Want Any Money.
290
00:12:48,691 --> 00:12:50,388
Don't Lie To Me.
291
00:12:50,388 --> 00:12:53,625
No, I Just Appreciate
What You're Doing For Me.
292
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,260
And..?
293
00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:58,196
And I've Been Thinking About
What You Said
294
00:12:58,196 --> 00:13:00,365
About Us All Being Family.
295
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:02,534
And..?
296
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:05,303
And To Clarify
This Sharing Thing.
297
00:13:05,303 --> 00:13:08,506
Exactly What Does That Include?
298
00:13:08,506 --> 00:13:11,176
You Mentioned The Tv.
299
00:13:11,176 --> 00:13:12,310
Right.
300
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:13,378
And The Phone.
301
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:14,179
Right.
302
00:13:14,179 --> 00:13:15,513
And The Food And The Car.
303
00:13:15,513 --> 00:13:18,083
Right... No, Not The Car!
304
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:18,698
The Car.
305
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,018
No, No, No, No.
306
00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:22,020
No, No, No, No, Not The Car.
307
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,455
Let Me Explain...
308
00:13:23,455 --> 00:13:26,391
I've Got This Important
Social Engagement
309
00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:28,293
With Some Of My Homeys...
310
00:13:28,293 --> 00:13:30,690
I Mean,
My Friends
311
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:33,265
And It's Way Up In The Bronx.
312
00:13:33,265 --> 00:13:37,002
To Get There From Here
Takes Two Trains And A Bus.
313
00:13:37,002 --> 00:13:38,689
I Figured Since Slide...
314
00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,338
I Mean Arthur, My Friend
315
00:13:40,338 --> 00:13:41,473
Has A License
316
00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:44,075
And A Distinguished
Driving Record...
317
00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:45,697
Is Any Of This
Making You Change Your Mind?
318
00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:48,513
I Really Don't Think So.
319
00:13:48,513 --> 00:13:53,691
Let Me Explain How I Feel
About Lending My Car
320
00:13:53,691 --> 00:13:57,691
To My Children's Friends.
321
00:13:57,691 --> 00:14:00,191
I Don't.
322
00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:05,363
Now Is There Anything Else
I Can Help You With?
323
00:14:05,363 --> 00:14:06,694
No, Sir.
324
00:14:06,694 --> 00:14:08,689
I See Your Point, Sir.
325
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:11,269
I Won't Be No Trouble At All.
326
00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:12,689
You Won't Know I'm Around.
327
00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:15,240
Tonight, Come 1:00 Or 2:00
In The Morning
328
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,689
You Don't Know Where I Am,
Chill.
329
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,689
I'll Be Safe And Sound
Riding The D Train
330
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,698
Trying To Get
Back Here.
331
00:14:22,698 --> 00:14:25,317
I Don't Think
You'll Have That Problem
332
00:14:25,317 --> 00:14:30,055
Because The Curfew In This House
Is 10:00 On...
333
00:14:30,055 --> 00:14:31,689
10:00?
334
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,224
Ooh, That's Early.
335
00:14:33,224 --> 00:14:34,689
You See, Sir
336
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:38,689
This Party Has Been In The Works
For A Long Time.
337
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,692
People Expect Me To Be There.
338
00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:42,267
I'm In Charge
Of Refreshments.
339
00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:46,004
I'm Sure You Can
Make An Exception This One Time.
340
00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:49,007
Here's A Pad And Pencil.
341
00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:50,692
Take Down Some Rules.
342
00:14:50,692 --> 00:14:53,211
10:00 Weekdays Is Curfew.
343
00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:56,696
Midnight On
The Weekends.
344
00:14:56,696 --> 00:15:01,019
Is This Still A Lovely Office?
345
00:15:07,043 --> 00:15:08,646
Want Any Juice?
346
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,041
No, Thanks.
347
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,516
Okay.
348
00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:13,042
(Doorbell Rings)
349
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:20,458
Hey, Smooch.
350
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,659
Surprise!
351
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,495
Lance, Charmaine,
What Are You Doing?
352
00:15:23,495 --> 00:15:25,930
We Felt Bad
You Couldn't Make It.
353
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:28,533
We'll Hang With You
Before The Party.
354
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,043
Will You Let Us In.
355
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:31,669
Okay, For A Minute.
356
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,041
Are Your People Here?
357
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,773
I Told You To Call.
358
00:15:34,773 --> 00:15:36,741
I Told You
I Didn't Have A Quarter.
359
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:39,844
No, They're Out Visiting.
360
00:15:39,844 --> 00:15:43,548
Lance, What Did I Tell You
About This Place?
361
00:15:43,548 --> 00:15:45,350
Come In, Robin Leach.
362
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:49,049
Homegirl Done Hooked Up
With The Rich And Famous.
363
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,790
Now This Is
Real Tasteful.
364
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:55,046
You Got A Lot Of
French Things Here, Right?
365
00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:56,461
Hey, It's A House.
366
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,364
With Rules Like
367
00:15:59,364 --> 00:16:01,800
If You Don't Touch It,
It Won't Break.
368
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,536
Since When You So Hooked
On Rules?
369
00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:06,971
Just Because My Mother Worked
370
00:16:06,971 --> 00:16:09,607
Doesn't Mean
I Didn't Have Rules.
371
00:16:09,607 --> 00:16:12,343
Is It Okay If We Sit Down, Pam?
372
00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:15,613
We Could Just Stand Here
Like We Are.
373
00:16:16,681 --> 00:16:17,882
Okay, Sit Down.
374
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,041
What Is This?
375
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,360
It's A Candy Dish.
376
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,041
Where's The Candy?
377
00:16:32,764 --> 00:16:34,933
They Don't Eat Candy Here.
378
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:37,535
Then What They Need A Dish For?
379
00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:40,041
They Don't Have To Have Candy.
380
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:44,709
For People With Money,
A Dish Can Stand On Its Own.
381
00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:47,042
You Going To Offer Us
Something To Drink?
382
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,044
What You Want?
383
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:48,947
What You Got?
384
00:16:48,947 --> 00:16:50,748
Water.
385
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,049
You All Don't Have
No Cran-Apple Juice?
386
00:16:53,049 --> 00:16:55,520
This Definitely
Look Like A House
387
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,045
That Got Some Cran-Apple Juice
In It.
388
00:16:58,045 --> 00:16:59,591
No, Lance.
389
00:16:59,591 --> 00:17:02,048
And Please Put
That Candy Dish Down.
390
00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,048
These Ain't
My Things.
391
00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:06,041
No, They're Not.
392
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:08,633
I'm Used To Fine Things Myself.
393
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:11,043
I Know How To Act.
394
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:13,041
We Know How To Act.
395
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:15,041
These Huxtable People
Are Too Intense.
396
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:17,976
Seems To Me Like
They Need More Bran.
397
00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:21,813
Lance, You Too Bad.
398
00:17:21,813 --> 00:17:23,515
So Come To The Party.
399
00:17:23,515 --> 00:17:26,041
Yeah. Stick Some Pillows
Under Your Covers.
400
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,819
They'll Never Know.
401
00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:29,041
Oh, Come On.
402
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,855
You'll Get Her In Trouble.
403
00:17:30,855 --> 00:17:32,045
Don't Worry, Pam.
404
00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:35,593
If He So Much
As Look At Shineequa Watkins
405
00:17:35,593 --> 00:17:38,043
I Promise You I Will Clock Him.
406
00:17:38,043 --> 00:17:39,397
You Didn't Tell Me
407
00:17:39,397 --> 00:17:41,766
Shineequa Watkins
Would Be There.
408
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,048
You Know I Wouldn't
Make A Play For Shineequa.
409
00:17:44,048 --> 00:17:45,970
I Know You Won't.
410
00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:47,041
I'll Be There.
411
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,043
Let's Go.
412
00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:57,048
Good Evening
413
00:17:57,048 --> 00:17:58,483
Cousin Clair, Cousin Cliff.
414
00:17:58,483 --> 00:18:00,785
These Are My Friends
415
00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:02,654
Arthur, Lance
And Charmaine.
416
00:18:02,654 --> 00:18:04,042
They Were Just Leaving.
417
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,723
Looks Like
You Were, Too.
418
00:18:05,723 --> 00:18:08,049
That Party
I Was Talking About...
419
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:11,563
I Was Going To Pay My Respects
To Some People
420
00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:12,864
And Come Right Back.
421
00:18:12,864 --> 00:18:14,666
It's 9:00.
422
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:19,041
You're Going Out To The Bronx
And Come Back In An Hour?
423
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,806
How Will You Do That?
424
00:18:21,806 --> 00:18:23,041
The D Train.
425
00:18:24,509 --> 00:18:26,049
It's An Express.
426
00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:28,041
Sure, It Is.
427
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,547
Okay.
428
00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:33,045
The Truth Is,
I Was Going To Break Curfew
429
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,419
And Take My Punishment.
430
00:18:34,419 --> 00:18:36,041
Come Here.
431
00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:38,041
Come On.
432
00:18:39,357 --> 00:18:42,493
How Do You Know
What That Punishment Is?
433
00:18:42,493 --> 00:18:46,698
Did Rudy Tell You About
That Machine In The Basement?
434
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:56,708
Pam, We Don't Arbitrarily
Break Rules In This House
435
00:18:56,708 --> 00:19:00,979
And Punishment Is A Last Resort,
Not A Choice.
436
00:19:00,979 --> 00:19:02,647
Excuse Me,
Miss Huxtable.
437
00:19:02,647 --> 00:19:04,048
She Didn't Want To Go.
438
00:19:04,048 --> 00:19:06,384
I Talked Her Into It.
439
00:19:06,384 --> 00:19:09,041
You Must Not Be
Much Of A Friend.
440
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,389
Yeah. I Care For Her A Lot.
441
00:19:11,389 --> 00:19:12,857
I Don't Think So.
442
00:19:12,857 --> 00:19:15,048
People You Care For,
You Look After.
443
00:19:15,048 --> 00:19:16,861
It's Not All On Slide.
444
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:19,044
I Have A Mind Of My Own.
445
00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:22,047
Then You Better
Start Using It.
446
00:19:24,602 --> 00:19:26,738
Guess You Guys
Better Go.
447
00:19:26,738 --> 00:19:29,507
But Before We Go,
I'd Like To Apologize.
448
00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:30,742
We Didn't Mean...
449
00:19:30,742 --> 00:19:33,344
We Didn't Mean
To Get Pam In Trouble.
450
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:36,041
We Just Get A Little Impetuous.
451
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,041
No Hard Feelings?
452
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:41,352
Look, Pam, You Cannot
Go To The Party
453
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:45,043
But Your Friends
Are Welcome To Stay.
454
00:19:45,043 --> 00:19:47,558
You Guys Want To Stay
A Little While?
455
00:19:47,558 --> 00:19:48,960
Okay.
Yeah.
456
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,529
Maybe We Could Offer
Your Friends Some Refreshments?
457
00:19:51,529 --> 00:19:53,041
She Already Did.
458
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:57,048
She Offered Us Some
Of Your Very Nice Water.
459
00:19:57,048 --> 00:20:01,839
We Can Do Better Than That,
Can't We, Pam?
460
00:20:01,839 --> 00:20:03,641
Y'all Hungry?
461
00:20:03,641 --> 00:20:06,041
I Could Be Cajoled
Into A Snack
462
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,912
If It's Not
Too Much Trouble.
463
00:20:07,912 --> 00:20:09,547
Come On, Cliff.
464
00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:12,350
I Think We Got
Some Cran-Apple Juice.
465
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,362
Hello.
466
00:20:24,362 --> 00:20:26,041
Hey, How You Doing?
467
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:27,699
Sit Down.
468
00:20:27,699 --> 00:20:31,469
Thank You, Cousin Cliff, For
Making My Friends Feel Welcome.
469
00:20:31,469 --> 00:20:33,041
This Is Your Home.
470
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,539
I Told You That.
471
00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:36,007
Be Comfortable.
472
00:20:36,007 --> 00:20:38,609
It Might Be Hard
Remembering All Those Rules.
473
00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:41,946
I Might Have A Lapse
Once In A While.
474
00:20:41,946 --> 00:20:43,347
I Have Five Children.
475
00:20:43,347 --> 00:20:47,952
We've Had To Unlapse Them
A Whole Lot Of Times.
476
00:20:47,952 --> 00:20:50,655
We Got That All Cleared Up.
477
00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:51,956
Yeah.
478
00:20:51,956 --> 00:20:53,558
Tea Looks Good.
479
00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:56,461
Yeah, But Tea Is Tea Is Tea.
480
00:20:56,461 --> 00:20:58,048
This Tea Is...
481
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,664
There's Just Something Missing.
482
00:20:59,664 --> 00:21:02,050
I Can't Put My Hand On It.
483
00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:05,536
I Think I Have Just The Thing.
484
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:15,413
Now I Can Put My Hand On It.
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