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( Coughing )
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Ooh Boy!
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What Are You Doing?
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I'm Cooking.
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I Can Do This
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In Rain.
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I Can Do It In Snow.
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I Can Do It In Heat.
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It's Really A Thing
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Of Man Against Nature.
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Dr. Huxtable, Maybe
You Should Cook Inside.
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This Is When
Mufaro Gave Me Away.
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It's Hard To Believe
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In One Week We Will
Have Been Married A Year.
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I Think I Taste Oregano.
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You're Wasting
Your Time, Elvin.
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That Is Cliff's
Secret Sauce.
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He's Taking That Recipe
To The Grave.
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No, He's Not.
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It's Orange Juice.
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Hey, Dad.
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( Cliff Laughing )
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What? What's Funny?
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You Dropped Something.
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The, Uh...
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Yes.
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...And The Bridal Shower.
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That Was So Nice Of You Guys
To Do That When I Came Back.
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We Got The Food Processor,
The Blender...
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And Maybe Someday
When You Get Your Own Home
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You'll Be Able To Use Them.
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You Had A Bridal Shower
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But Nobody Gave Martin
A Bachelor Party.
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You Didn't Have A Party?
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I Did, Kind Of.
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After The Wedding
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Guys On The Ship
Threw Me A Little Bash.
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Ensign Purdy
Put On A Grass Skirt
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Stuffed A Bra,
Did A Little Hula.
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Martin, Man, That's Pathetic.
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No Matter
What Purdy Looked Like
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That's Not
A Bachelor Party.
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That's A Mockery.
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We Should Throw You
A Real Bachelor Party.
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Right, Elvin?
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Oh, Yeah.
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You Know Me, Party Elvin.
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I'm Already Married.
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I Think You Should Have
A Bachelor Party.
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Do You Really?
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It's Important,
That Male Bonding.
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So Let's Bond.
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Yeah.
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If You Want To Do It For Me,
I'm Yours.
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We're Going
All Out For You.
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Spare No Expense.
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This Is Going To Be Live.
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All Right.
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Wow.
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All Right, So How Much
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Did The Entire Party
Run You, Denny?
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What About If We Lose The Band?
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And The Food?
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All Right, Uh...
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A Stripper?
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Yeah.
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It Is Traditional
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And Martin
Is A Traditional Guy.
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So How Much
Did The Stripper
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Cost You
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For Your Brother's
Bachelor Party?
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Get Back To Me.
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Let Me Know.
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Cool.
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A Stripper?
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We're Getting One
For Martin's Party.
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Theo, Please.
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I Hardly Think
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Martin's Going To Go
For Something So... Sophomoric.
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I Don't Know,
Denise.
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You Heard Him
Go On About Purdy.
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It Sounds To Me Like A Guy
Who Felt Cheated.
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Besides, He's In The Navy.
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You Know How They Are.
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You Are Talking About My Martin.
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I Don't Think He'd Appreciate
You Stereotyping Him.
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Hey, Coming Through!
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Theo, Another Bag In The Car.
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I've Got It.
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Martin, Theo Wants To Hire
A Stripper
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For Your Bachelor Party.
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A Stripper?
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No.
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Something Wrong?
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Theo's Hiring A Stripper
For Martin's Party.
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Does Martin Know About This?
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He Seems Fine With It.
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Hey.
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Don't Worry, Denise.
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It's Not A Lost Cause.
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This Man Was
The World's Biggest
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Male Chauvinist Until
I Turned Him Around.
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Isn't That Right,
Sweetheart?
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What's That, Muffin?
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Theo Is Hiring A Stripper
For Martin's Bachelor Party.
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Oh, Really?
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Well, If That's
What Martin Wants.
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Wait A Second.
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Do You Approve Of This?
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It's Not Up To Me.
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It's Like A Dinner Party.
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If They're Eating Scampi,
You Just Eat Scampi.
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You Have To Be A Good Sport.
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Turned Him Around,
Huh?
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I Can't Believe
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They're Doing This.
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What Are They Doing
And Who's Doing It?
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Martin, Elvin
And Your Son, Theo--
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They're Hiring A Stripper
For Martin's Party.
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What Did They Say
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When Told That Tassels
And Pasties Do Not Make It
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In This Family?
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Uh... We Didn't.
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Why Not?
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I Thought I Raised You
To Speak Your Minds.
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Cliff,
Did You Know
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The Boys Are Hiring A Stripper
For Martin's Bachelor Party?
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Mm-Hmm.
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Well, What Do You
Think About That?
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I Think It's Archaic,
Demeaning And Stupid.
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Did You Tell Them That?
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I Beg Your Pardon?
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Did You Tell Them That?
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I'm Not Married To Them.
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They Can Watch
Whatever They Want.
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I'm Married To You.
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If I See You
Watching A Stripper
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That's It.
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Clair:
What Is That?
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My Barbecue Sauce.
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What Is That?
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The Decoy.
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Hey, Sweetheart.
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Hi, Cutie.
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What Are You Up To?
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Well, Darling,
I've Been Thinking.
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You Know I Support The Idea
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Of You And The Other Men
Having A Bachelor Party To-Do.
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It's Just That
I Feel That
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Some Of Your Party Plans
Are A Little Bit...
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Insensitive...
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To Me And The Other Women
In This Family.
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Did I Do
Something Wrong?
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You Want The Stripper.
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Baby, You Heard
What I Said To The
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You I Said, "No."Pper.
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Smells Good, Dad.
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Yeah.
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Um, Actually,
Sweetheart, Darling...
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You Didn't Just Say No.
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What Did I Say?
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You Said,
"Nooo. Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah."
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What Was I Supposed To Say?
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I Think You Should Have Said,
"Theo, Shame On You.
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"I Will Not Tolerate
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This Inane,
Sophomoric Vulgarity."
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That Certainly Sounds
Like Me, Huh, Elvin?
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Yeah.
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I'm Not...
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I'm Not Even In This.
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You're Not Involved
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But You're Willing
To Watch A Woman
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Being Used As
A Man's Plaything.
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I'm Just Going To The Party,
Okay?
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A Party Where A Woman
Is Hired To Strip
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While You Whoop,
Holler And Claw.
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Hey, Who's Clawing?
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I'm In The Back.
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I'm Not Even Looking, Okay?
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I Don't Understand
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Why Men Watch Strippers
Anyway.
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Let's Be Honest.
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All It Is Is A Lot
Of Titillating, Teasing
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And Feeding
Men's Fantasies.
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Denise:
What Fun
Can That Be?
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The Woman Strips, She Leaves
And You Guys Are Left, What?
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Chugalugging Beer?
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See. I Don't
Even Like Beer.
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And Second Of All
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It's Just A Form
Of Entertainment
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That Some People
Happen To Like.
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Like The Scampi...
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What I Said....
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Elvin, It's Stupid,
It's Disgusting
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And It Exploits Women.
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Martin:
Now Whoa.
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This Is Getting One-Sided.
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What About Clubs
Where Men Strip For Women?
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Aren't Those Men
Being Exploited?
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Oh, Please!
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Give Me A Break.
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What Do You Think,
Dr. Huxtable?
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I Think That The Sauce
Is Excellent.
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Women View Men
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Much Differently
Than Men View Women.
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How Different?
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Men Are Oglers.
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And Women Don't Ogle?
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There Is A Difference
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In The Quality
Of The Ogling.
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Yes, Yes.
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Women, Just Look,
But Men, You Guys X-Ray.
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I Do Not X-Ray.
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I Mean,
When I'm A Doctor, I Do
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But I Don't X-Ray
Unless There's A Machine Nearby.
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I'd Sure Like To X-Ray
Juanita Lomax.
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What Are We Talking About?
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A Perfect Example
Of The X-Raying Male.
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Women Have To Make Themselves
Sexy And Alluring
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Because Men Like Him
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Are Obsessed
With The Perfect Female Form.
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Who's Obsessed?
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Come On, Theo.
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I've Been Shopping
With You.
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00:10:09,498 --> 00:10:11,998
You Scope Out
The Mannequins.
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I Know I Am Not Obsessed.
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Martin, Please.
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Look At Magazines,
Calendars.
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Men Prefer Women
With Curvaceous Figures.
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She's Right.
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00:10:21,631 --> 00:10:23,031
Let's Be Honest.
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No Man Wants A Woman
With Floppy Hips
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And Flabby Wings.
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That Is The Shallowest Thing
I Have Ever Heard.
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And Women Don't Want
The Same Thing From Us?
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That's True.
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You Expect Us To Stay In Shape.
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And I, For One, Am Tired
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Of Having To Make Myself
Look Beautiful For Women.
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What Do They
Want From Me?
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Why Can't We Just Have
Simple Bodies, Like Dad?
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This Is Your Piece.
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Sondra:
Elvin, I Don't Know
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00:11:02,564 --> 00:11:05,898
What You See
When You Look In The Mirror
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But Your Body
Is Not Complicated.
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Thank You, Sweetheart.
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I'll Keep My Feelings
About Your Body To Myself.
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What Feelings?
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It's Not The Time Or Place.
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No, No, No. What?
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Your Neck.
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00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:32,364
What's Wrong
With My Neck?
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It's Just A Shade Thin.
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Sometimes I Wonder
How You Swallow.
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00:11:42,031 --> 00:11:43,864
I Beg Your Pardon?
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00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:47,398
My Sister Endured
Eight And A Half Hours Of Labor
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To Bear Your Children,
And You Criticize Her Neck?
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I Wouldn't
Have Said Anything
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00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:55,898
If She Hadn't Said
My Body Was Uncomplicated.
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I'm Very Happy
With Your Body.
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00:11:57,631 --> 00:12:00,531
Then Why Do You Want
To See That Stripper?
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00:12:00,531 --> 00:12:02,164
I Don't! He Does!
263
00:12:02,164 --> 00:12:04,798
Me? I Never Said
I Wanted A Stripper.
264
00:12:04,798 --> 00:12:06,298
I Said No.
265
00:12:06,298 --> 00:12:09,398
No. You Said,
"No. Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah."
266
00:12:09,398 --> 00:12:10,931
Hey!
267
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,031
( Whistles )
268
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,031
All Right.
269
00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:14,364
Settle Down, Everybody.
270
00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:16,364
Barbecue. Let's Eat.
271
00:12:16,364 --> 00:12:17,698
Come On.
272
00:12:17,698 --> 00:12:19,798
Shut Your Faces.
273
00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:21,131
Ladies First.
274
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,698
Don't You Patronize Me.
275
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,331
I'm Not Being Patronizing.
276
00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:26,298
I'm Being Polite.
277
00:12:26,298 --> 00:12:28,098
You're Polite,
They Say You're Patronizing.
278
00:12:28,098 --> 00:12:30,298
You're Not,
They Say You're A Pig.
279
00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:32,631
They Don't Know
What They Want.
280
00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:34,298
I Would Stay Out Of This.
281
00:12:34,298 --> 00:12:36,298
You Have Caused
Enough Trouble.
282
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,798
What Did I Do?
283
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,464
You Hired
The Stripper.
284
00:12:39,464 --> 00:12:40,464
It Wasn't Me.
285
00:12:40,464 --> 00:12:42,398
Martin Wanted Her.
286
00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:43,764
When Will Somebody Believe Me?
287
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:44,864
I Said No.
288
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:48,398
No. You Said,
"No. Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah."
289
00:12:48,398 --> 00:12:49,764
Okay, Fine, Elvin.
290
00:12:49,764 --> 00:12:53,731
I Will Just Wear Turtlenecks
For The Rest Of My Life.
291
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,231
Maybe You Should.
292
00:12:55,231 --> 00:12:56,598
No Is No, Denise.
293
00:12:56,598 --> 00:12:58,798
No Is Not Just No.
294
00:12:58,798 --> 00:13:00,064
No Is No. N-O.
295
00:13:00,064 --> 00:13:01,564
What Should I Say?
296
00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:09,364
Hi.
297
00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:10,464
Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.
298
00:13:10,464 --> 00:13:11,798
Hi, Everybody.
299
00:13:11,798 --> 00:13:13,798
Everybody?
300
00:13:13,798 --> 00:13:15,464
Hello.
301
00:13:15,464 --> 00:13:17,131
Hello, Kenny.
302
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,998
Elvin, Would You
Like Some Corn?
303
00:13:20,998 --> 00:13:22,098
After You, Martin.
304
00:13:22,098 --> 00:13:23,564
Oh, Thank You.
305
00:13:23,564 --> 00:13:26,898
How Polite
And Unpatronizing.
306
00:13:26,898 --> 00:13:28,564
Denise, Potato Salad?
307
00:13:28,564 --> 00:13:31,131
I Wouldn't Want
To Get Too Hippy.
308
00:13:31,131 --> 00:13:32,464
I Would Like Some.
309
00:13:32,464 --> 00:13:34,398
I Don't Mind
Getting Hippy.
310
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,731
May I Have Some
Chicken, As Well?
311
00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:38,798
Would You Like A Breast?
312
00:13:38,798 --> 00:13:40,331
Oh, No, No.
313
00:13:40,331 --> 00:13:43,198
You're More Of A Leg Man,
Aren't You?
314
00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:46,831
This Is Absolutely Ridiculous.
315
00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:48,798
It Ends Right Here.
316
00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:51,131
I'd Like Some Chicken Please.
317
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:54,131
Oh, Which Piece
Would You Like, Elvin?
318
00:13:54,131 --> 00:13:56,131
Um...
319
00:13:56,131 --> 00:13:58,464
Um... A Wing.
320
00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:00,931
I'd Like A Wing.
321
00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:04,998
I Can't Take This.
322
00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:08,631
I'm Going To Watch
The News.
323
00:14:10,298 --> 00:14:12,498
Hello. We Made It.
324
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:14,964
Russell:
A Man's Got
To Drive Slow
325
00:14:14,964 --> 00:14:17,431
With Lemon Tarts
In The Back Seat.
326
00:14:17,431 --> 00:14:19,131
Hey, Hey.
327
00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:21,964
Well, Look At This Family.
328
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:23,298
Hold On.
329
00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:25,964
I Got To Get
A Picture Of This.
330
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,698
With So Much Trouble
In The World Today
331
00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:32,964
It's Nice To See A Warm,
Loving Family All Together.
332
00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:36,764
Come On, Russell.
333
00:14:36,764 --> 00:14:39,464
Let's Put This Dessert
In The Kitchen.
334
00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:42,198
Listen, Nobody Touch
That Piece Right There.
335
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:44,198
I'm A Leg Man Myself.
336
00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:45,298
Great.
337
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:47,298
It Runs In The Family.
338
00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:48,531
Give It A Rest.
339
00:14:48,531 --> 00:14:50,131
There We Go Again.
340
00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:52,664
The Man Is Trying
To Eat In Peace.
341
00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:55,431
And Why Am I Eating
This Stupid Wing?
342
00:14:55,431 --> 00:14:57,464
Give Me A Breast.
343
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,131
The Big One.
344
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,031
÷
Whoa.
345
00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:02,998
What's Going On?
346
00:15:02,998 --> 00:15:04,864
Theo Wanted To Get
A Stripper
347
00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:06,564
For Martin's
Bachelor Party.
348
00:15:06,564 --> 00:15:07,931
What's Wrong With That?
349
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:09,964
Sondra:
What's Wrong
With That?
350
00:15:09,964 --> 00:15:13,631
Did You Have A Stripper
At Your Bachelor Party?
351
00:15:13,631 --> 00:15:16,364
No. She Was More
Of A Fan Dancer.
352
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:18,031
Her Name Was Fatima.
353
00:15:18,031 --> 00:15:20,731
She Was A Very
Talented Performer.
354
00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:23,164
She Had These Blue
Ostrich Feathers
355
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,264
She'd Hold In Front
Of Herself
356
00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:29,198
And She'd Do This Dance
To The Music Of "Besame Mucho."
357
00:15:29,198 --> 00:15:32,964
♪ Besame ♪
358
00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:36,098
♪ Besame Mucho ♪
359
00:15:36,098 --> 00:15:38,231
She'd Give You
A Little Shoulder
360
00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:39,831
And Take It Back
361
00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:43,831
And Give You A Little Leg
And Take It Right Back.
362
00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:45,398
Man, She Was Something.
363
00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:47,198
Sondra:
Grandma
364
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:48,598
Didn't That Bother You?
365
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:51,798
We Didn't Think Too Much
Of Those Things Then.
366
00:15:51,798 --> 00:15:54,798
Yeah, The Good Old Days.
367
00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:58,364
Grandma,
That Sounds So Sexist.
368
00:15:58,364 --> 00:15:59,731
Times Were Different.
369
00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:02,731
People Didn't Make
A Big Deal Out Of Everything.
370
00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:04,698
If You Spend
All Your Time
371
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,998
Fussing Over Points
Of Contention
372
00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:08,664
Between Men And Women
373
00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:09,931
You Won't Have
374
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,464
Much Time
For Romance.
375
00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:14,131
She Knows What
She's Talking About.
376
00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:16,131
Let's Put These On Plates.
377
00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:18,564
♪ Okay, Besame... ♪
378
00:16:18,564 --> 00:16:20,931
I Guess They Must Have
Some Idea
379
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,931
Of What
They're Talking About.
380
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,031
They've Been Married
50 Years.
381
00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:29,898
I Suppose We Could Manage
To Let A Few Things Slide.
382
00:16:32,764 --> 00:16:35,964
I Hated That You Had That Woman
At Your Party.
383
00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:38,164
Why Didn't You Say Something?
384
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,531
That's When We Kept
Those Things To Ourselves.
385
00:16:41,531 --> 00:16:45,031
You've Been Holding This In
For 54 Years?
386
00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:47,364
Anna, I Am No Mind Reader.
387
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:49,898
Oh, And While We're At It
388
00:16:49,898 --> 00:16:53,231
I Hate That Fan Dance Story.
389
00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:56,931
Every Time I Hear It,
It Sickens Me.
390
00:16:56,931 --> 00:17:00,631
"Give Me A Little Shoulder
And Take It Right Back.
391
00:17:00,631 --> 00:17:03,898
Give Me A Little Leg
And Take It Right Back."
392
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,998
Well, I Didn't Know That.
393
00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:07,831
Why Do I Always Leave?
394
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:09,464
To Make Coffee.
395
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,698
No?
396
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,664
To Make Coffee
397
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:16,864
And Kick The Wall.
398
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:21,898
Now Grab These Tarts
That You Love So Much.
399
00:17:24,898 --> 00:17:25,898
Lemon Tarts.
400
00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:26,898
Your Favorite.
401
00:17:26,898 --> 00:17:28,164
I Love Those.
402
00:17:28,164 --> 00:17:29,498
Thanks To Me.
403
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,898
He Didn't Do
A Thing To Help.
404
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:34,331
He Was Watching
The Ice Capades.
405
00:17:34,331 --> 00:17:36,431
What? I Floured The Pans.
406
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,964
And You Also Floured The Floor.
407
00:17:38,964 --> 00:17:42,331
I Spent Ten Minutes
Cleaning Up After You.
408
00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:44,398
What Are You
All Looking At?
409
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,731
Haven't You Seen People
Argue Before?
410
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:49,064
Yeah, But Not You Guys.
411
00:17:49,064 --> 00:17:51,164
Oh, Grow Up.
412
00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:54,831
"And Then There Was A Fan
Where The Toe Used To Be..."
413
00:17:54,831 --> 00:17:56,164
Mama.
414
00:17:56,164 --> 00:17:58,164
"And Then
There Was A..." What?
415
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,564
We Haven't Finished
Eating Yet.
416
00:18:00,564 --> 00:18:01,898
Oh.
417
00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:04,364
Well, You See
How Upset I Am.
418
00:18:04,364 --> 00:18:07,364
Dag-Blamed Fan Dance Story.
419
00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:11,031
I Had No Idea
She Felt This Way.
420
00:18:11,031 --> 00:18:13,164
Why Didn't
She Tell Me?
421
00:18:13,164 --> 00:18:16,364
One Minute, You Think
You're Doing All Right
422
00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:18,798
And The Next,
Blam, You're Blindsided.
423
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,131
Yeah, I Know.
424
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:21,898
I've Been There Before.
425
00:18:23,731 --> 00:18:25,231
Where?
426
00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:26,898
Where Have You Been?
427
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,498
You Have Been Nowhere
428
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,464
And That Is Where
You're Going To Stay
429
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:34,231
If You Don't Quit
Stirring Up Trouble.
430
00:18:34,231 --> 00:18:35,831
I'm Not Talking
About That.
431
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,031
Yes, You Were.
432
00:18:37,031 --> 00:18:38,531
You Act Like You Were
Completely Innocent.
433
00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:42,198
Martin:
It Was A General Statement.
434
00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:43,864
I Can't Even
Say Anything.
435
00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:44,864
Wait, You Guys.
436
00:18:44,864 --> 00:18:45,998
Look At Dad.
437
00:18:45,998 --> 00:18:48,731
We're Ruining
His Beautiful Barbecue.
438
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:51,631
I Just Feel So Used.
439
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:57,698
Let's Just Stop The Bickering
And Let's Enjoy This Barbecue.
440
00:18:57,698 --> 00:18:58,964
She's Right.
441
00:18:58,964 --> 00:18:59,964
Sorry, Dad.
442
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,198
We're Sorry, Dad.
443
00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:04,031
I Want You To Have
Your Bachelor Party
444
00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:07,564
Anñ D Ñ Nt You To Have
Great Food And Friends.
445
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,898
You Can Even Have
Your Stripper.
446
00:19:13,031 --> 00:19:15,031
Oh, Man.
447
00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:21,131
When I Give A Little Leg,
I Won't Take It Back.
448
00:19:21,131 --> 00:19:22,298
Oh.
449
00:19:22,298 --> 00:19:26,431
Anna, I Will Never
Tell That Story Again.
450
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:29,098
But You'll Think It.
451
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:30,298
No.
452
00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:33,231
I'll Be Thinking
The Same Thing
453
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:37,898
I Was Thinking 54 Years Ago
At That Bachelor Party.
454
00:19:37,898 --> 00:19:38,898
What?
455
00:19:38,898 --> 00:19:41,564
I Can't Wait To Get At You.
456
00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:42,598
All:
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
457
00:19:44,064 --> 00:19:46,964
Will We Be That Romantic
In 50 Years?
458
00:19:46,964 --> 00:19:48,398
You Know It.
459
00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:50,464
I Love Your Neck.
460
00:19:50,464 --> 00:19:52,631
It's Perfect, Like A Swan.
461
00:19:52,631 --> 00:19:54,631
Oh, Elvin.
462
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,231
It Certainly Is Nice
463
00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:03,298
To See Them Work Things Out
For Themselves.
464
00:20:03,298 --> 00:20:07,231
They Haven't Worked Anything
Out For Themselves.
465
00:20:07,231 --> 00:20:09,198
It's My Barbecue Sauce.
466
00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:11,198
Your Barbecue Sauce?
467
00:20:11,198 --> 00:20:12,864
My Barbecue Sauce.
468
00:20:12,864 --> 00:20:14,198
Haven't You Noticed
469
00:20:14,198 --> 00:20:17,198
After People Have Some
Of My Barbecue Sauce
470
00:20:17,198 --> 00:20:20,298
After It Kicks In,
They Get All Huggy-Buggy?
471
00:20:20,298 --> 00:20:22,298
You Ought To Stop.
472
00:20:22,298 --> 00:20:24,231
I'm Dead Serious.
473
00:20:24,231 --> 00:20:27,864
Haven't You Noticed
That After One Of My Barbecues
474
00:20:27,864 --> 00:20:32,031
And They Have The Sauce,
People Want To Get Right Home?
475
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,964
Let Me Tell You
Something Else.
476
00:20:33,964 --> 00:20:38,898
I've Got A Cup Of It
Up On The Night Table, And...
477
00:20:41,231 --> 00:20:44,231
I Got A Cup Of It, I Said.
478
00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:47,564
Left It Up There Breathing.
479
00:20:47,564 --> 00:20:51,231
Why Don't You Give The Chicken
To These People.
480
00:20:51,231 --> 00:20:55,564
Let's Go On Up
And Have Some Sauce.
481
00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:59,564
So Here's The Rest
Of The Chicken, You Guys.
482
00:21:02,298 --> 00:21:04,264
Kenny:
Dr. Huxtable
483
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,098
I Love This Chicken.
484
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,631
You Know What, Rudy?
485
00:21:07,631 --> 00:21:09,598
You Look Real Nice Today.
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