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(Cartoon Music Playing)
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(Canned Laughter)
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Announcer:
Wow! Listen To Those Laughs.
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Would You Like To Make
People Laugh Like That?
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Wouldn't It Be Great To Be
The Funniest Kid On Your Block?
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You Can Be By Calling 555-Joke
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For The Most Hilarious Jokes
You've Ever Heard.
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That's For Me.
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Child:
I Dialed 555-Joke,
And I'm The Life Of The Party.
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Announcer:
Jokes That Are Guaranteed
To Make Your Family And Friends
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Roll In The Aisle.
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So Call 555-Joke.
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Where's Joke?
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That's 555-5653.
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555-5653.
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Only 95 Cents A Minute.
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And Remember,
Get Your Parents' Permission.
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Dr. Huxtable
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Are You Ready
To Roll In The Aisle?
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Pardon Me?
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Can I Have Your Permission
To Tell A Joke?
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Oh, Yes, Sure.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Hit It.
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Was That The Joke?
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Got It.
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Got It.
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Okay, Hit It.
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A Man Walks Into A Restaurant
With A Pigeon On His Head.
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The Waiter Says,
"What Do You Feed That Thing?"
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And?
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Get It?
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Get It?!
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Yes.
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You're Supposed To Tell
A Whole Joke.
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You Only Told The Beginning.
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Oh, I Did?
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Yeah.
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I'll Be Right Back.
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Okay.
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I'm Ready.
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Okay.
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I Got Laugh Lines
All Over My Face
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Ready To Explode.
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Two Men Are Playing Golf.
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Good.
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Two Men Are Playing Golf.
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Right.
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One Man Says To The Other
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"It Doesn't Work
Unless You Know How To Putt."
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It Doesn't Work
Unless You Know How To Putt!
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Yeah, It Doesn't Work
Unless You Know How To Putt!
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Why Aren't You Laughing?
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You Can't Just Give Somebody
A Punch Line.
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You've Got To Have
Some Part To The Story.
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You Tell A Story
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And Then You Tell
The Punch Line.
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That's What Makes
The Person Laugh.
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Okay, I'll Be Right Back.
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Hey.
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What Are You Doing?
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I'm Calling 5555-Joke.
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You're Not Supposed
To Use The Phone.
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But You Gave Me Permission.
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I Gave You Permission
To Tell Me A Joke
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Not To Use
The Phone.
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Do You Know How Much Money
It Costs?
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The Man On Tv Said
95 Cents A Minute.
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You Had That Phone Lying There
All That Time?
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Yes.
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That Was Five Dollars
Of My Money
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You Spent.
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Five Dollars, And You Didn't
Even Make Me Laugh.
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It Wasn't My Fault
You Didn't Get It.
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(Doorbell Ringing)
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Vanessa:
I'll Get It.
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Car's Out Front.
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You Ready To Go?
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Yeah.
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My Parents
Bought It Completely.
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Once I Said We're Sleeping
At Susan's House
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They Didn't Ask
Where The Concert Was.
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Same Thing Happened To Me.
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My Parents Assumed The Concert
Was In New York City.
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They Have No Idea
We Are Going To Baltimore.
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This Is The Perfect Weekend
For My Parents To Go Away.
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My Grandma
Sleeps In The Guest Room.
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She Goes To Bed At 9:30.
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If We're In Before 6:00 A.M.,
We're Fine.
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I Can't Believe
We Are Seeing
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The Wretched Live On Stage.
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The Lead Singer, Frankie X,
Wipes Sweat From His Body
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And Flings It
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Into The Audience.
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If Only We Could Have Gotten
Front Row Seats.
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We Got To Go.
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We Have A Four-Hour Drive.
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All Right.
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Mom, We're Leaving.
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Wait A Minute.
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I Have SomethingTo Say To You.
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Be Cool.
Don't Blow This.
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All:
Hi.
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You're Staying At Susan's House?
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Right.
Right.
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Susan, Your Mother
Loaned Me This Book.
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Tell Her I Really Liked It.
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Tell Her I'll Call Her.
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I Wouldn't Call Her
This Weekend.
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Things Are Kind Of Crazy.
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Monday Would Be Better.
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When Will You Be Home?
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We'll Probably Sleep Late.
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I'll Be Home Tomorrow Afternoon.
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Have A Nice Time.
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Bye.
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All:
Bye.
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Let's Get Out Of Here.
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Wretched, Here We Come.
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♪ Do What You Want,
Take All You Can ♪
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♪ Take For Yourself,
Then Take It Again! ♪
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♪ Breaking All The Rules ♪
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♪ Rules Are For Fools ♪
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♪ The Only Rules
Are For Rulin' Fools. ♪
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How Did You Get Your Brother
To Lend Us His Car?
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He Goes To College
And Leaves It At Home.
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He Asked Me To Start It For Him
Occasionally.
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I Didn't Say What I Was Doing
Once It Was Running.
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Can I Borrow
The Car Keys?
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I Have To Freshen My Makeup.
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It's A Doughnut Shop.
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You Don't Have To Look
That Good.
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Can I Have
The Keys, Please?
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This Is Ridiculous.
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Get Your Nose, Okay?
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When We First Started This Trip,
I Was A Little Worried.
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But This Feels Incredible.
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Being On My Own,
Doing What I Want To Do.
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This Will Be The Most
Incredible Night Of Our Lives.
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A Night That Will Last
Until Sunup.
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All:
Sunup!
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Where Did We
Park The Car?
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Were You Not With Us
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When We All
Parked The Car Together
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And Walked In Together?
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It's Against The Wall
By The Brown Van.
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I Saw The Brown Van
And The Wall
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But There's
No Car There.
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Are You Sure?
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No Car.
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How Will We Get Home?
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We Are Stuck In Wilmington.
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I Am In So Much Trouble.
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I'd Rather Die.
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I Can Hear My Parents Now.
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"Why Didn't You Think?"
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I Feel Awful.
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My Makeup Was In That Car.
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I Got To Call The Police.
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No, Kara, No.
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You Cannot
Call The Police.
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Why Not?!
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Our Parents Will Find Out
We Reported A Car Stolen
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From Wilmington, Delaware.
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They'll Know
We Were Here.
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She's Right.
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Don't Call
The Police.
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What Am I Supposed To Do?
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A Car Can Get Stolen Anywhere.
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Tell The Police
It Was In Your Garage.
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If They Find It Here
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They'll Think This Is Where
The Thief Left It.
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I Don't Know.
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We Do Not Have Room
For Doubters Now.
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Don't Let Your Emotions
Get In The Way.
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We Can Take Care Of This
Back In New York.
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When We Get Back To New York,
I'm Reporting The Car Stolen.
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Fine.
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Kara, Listen.
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Cars Come And Cars Go.
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But, Honey, That
Wretched Concert's In Baltimore.
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What Do You Say?
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♪ Breaking All The Rules ♪
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♪ Rules Are For Fools... ♪
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All Right!
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Then You Put It In The Pot.
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You Put It
Right On Top Of The Pepper.
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Dump It On The Pepper.
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
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Hey, How You Doing?
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Want To Hear A Joke?
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Look, I Told You
Not To Use The Phone
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And You're Wasting My Money.
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I Made A Joke Up Myself.
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Oh, Well, Then That's Comedy.
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All Right. Fine.
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Ready?
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Yeah.
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Go Ahead.
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A Horse And A Pig.
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Horse And A Pig--
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That's A Good Setup.
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The Horse Jumped
Over The Pig
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And Landed On His Tail.
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And The Pig Said...
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"Did You Do That For Me?
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I Didn't Know."
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Thank You, Ladies And Gentlemen.
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For My Next Joke...
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No, I Don't Want
To Hear Any More Jokes.
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I Would Laugh So Hard...
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A Pig And A Cow.
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Pig And A Cow.
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The Pig Jumped Over The Cow,
And The Cow Said...
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"You Wouldn't Do That
If It Was Summer."
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Thank You, Ladies And Gentlemen.
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For My Next Joke...
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No More "Next Joke."
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These Jokes Are Not Funny.
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I Don't Understand Them.
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You're Just Telling Things
And Taking Bows.
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Now That's It.
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You've Been
A Beautiful Audience.
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Thank You.
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Now That's Comedy--
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Knowing When To Get Off.
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Rudy:
Mom! Dad!
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Denise:
Come In Here, Quick!
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Woman:
Half A Block Behind The Cameras
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A Fire Still Rages
At The Hazelton Paint Factory.
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Toxic Fumes Are Threatening
The Houses On Wedgewood Avenue
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And Many Residents
Have Been Evacuated.
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What Is This?
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The Fire Is A Block
From Susan's House.
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That's Where Vanessa Is.
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They Said Something
About Toxic Fumes.
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I'm Going To Call.
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One Fire Fighter Told Me
That If The Wind Shifts
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The Blaze Could Spread
To These Homes Just Behind Me.
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What If Vanessa's There?
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With Me Now
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Is Beatrice Whitman
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Who Lives Here
At 32 Wedgewood Avenue.
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That's Susan's Grandmother.
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Mrs. Whitman, You Live Here With
Your Daughter And Son-In-Law?
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Mrs. Whitman:
Yes, But They're Away
For The Weekend.
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Vanessa Didn't Say
Susan's Parents Were Away.
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My Granddaughter And Her Friends
Were Supposed To Come Over
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But The Firemen
Said Nobody Was In There.
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Reporter:
That's The Story From Here.
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Only Property Damage;
No Lives Lost.
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Vanessa Said They Were
Going To Stay At Susan's
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Until The Concert.
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Why Don't You Call
Some Of The Other Parents.
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Good Idea.
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If They Haven't
Heard From Them
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We Can Find Out
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Where The Wretched Concert Is
And We Could Meet Them.
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Did You Say
The Wretched?
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They're Not Playing
In New York.
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They're Not Allowed
To Play Here.
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Rudy:
There's Frankie X!
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He's From The Wretched.
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00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:06,897
Lead Singer Frankie X
Said In A News Conference
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That He Wanted To Thank
The Citizens Of Baltimore
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For Letting The Wretched
Play There Tonight.
268
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:19,976
Did He Say That The Wretched
Are In Baltimore Tonight?
269
00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:21,478
That's What He Said.
270
00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:26,516
Vanessa Went
All The Way To Baltimore.
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00:13:26,516 --> 00:13:28,485
Wow.
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00:13:33,423 --> 00:13:36,729
(Chanting:) Wretched, Wretched. Wretched...
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00:13:36,729 --> 00:13:39,734
Let's Hold Hands
So We Don't Get Separated.
274
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:41,551
Isn't This Fantastic?
275
00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:43,487
These People
Are Beautiful.
276
00:13:43,487 --> 00:13:45,455
There Is So Much Love Here.
277
00:13:45,455 --> 00:13:47,736
Susan, I'm Glad
You Convinced Me
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00:13:47,736 --> 00:13:49,733
To Come To This Concert
279
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:53,297
Rather Than Filling Out
That Police Report.
280
00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:56,333
We're Going To Be
A Part Of Music History.
281
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,735
Are You All Together?
282
00:13:57,735 --> 00:13:59,069
Yeah.
Yeah.
283
00:13:59,069 --> 00:14:01,571
You Need Help
Finding Your Seats?
284
00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:02,730
Yeah.
285
00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:06,643
We're In Section "A",
But We Don't Know Where It Is.
286
00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:07,731
Really?
287
00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:09,146
From Out Of Town?
288
00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:10,380
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
289
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:11,548
New York.
290
00:14:11,548 --> 00:14:13,216
New York?
291
00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:16,053
Oh, You Must Really
Love The Wretched.
292
00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:21,480
I'm With The Band.
293
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,991
Give Me Those Tickets
294
00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:26,986
And I'll Take You In
Through The Special Entrance.
295
00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:27,995
All Right.
296
00:14:27,995 --> 00:14:31,324
Is It The Same Entrance
The Wretched Used?
297
00:14:31,324 --> 00:14:33,326
The Very One.
298
00:14:33,326 --> 00:14:36,629
I'll Get You
Some Backstage Passes.
299
00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:38,987
Come On, Give Me The Tickets.
300
00:14:38,987 --> 00:14:40,986
These Are Righteous Seats.
301
00:14:40,986 --> 00:14:42,835
Come On, Follow Me.
302
00:14:44,637 --> 00:14:45,738
Wait!
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00:14:45,738 --> 00:14:46,806
Wait!
304
00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:47,994
Where Did He Go?
305
00:14:47,994 --> 00:14:49,991
Not Available In Stores.
306
00:14:49,991 --> 00:14:51,310
Excuse Me.
307
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,712
Some Guy Told Us He'd
Show Us To Our Seats.
308
00:14:53,712 --> 00:14:55,558
Then He Took Our Tickets
And Ran Off.
309
00:14:55,558 --> 00:14:59,562
Was He Wearing
An I.D. Like This?
310
00:14:59,562 --> 00:15:02,507
They've Been Trying
To Catch Him.
311
00:15:02,507 --> 00:15:04,022
It's All Over, Girls.
312
00:15:04,022 --> 00:15:05,824
This Wasn't
Meant To Be.
313
00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:08,160
Let's Take A Bus
And Go Home.
314
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,329
Janet, How Much Money
Do We Have Left?
315
00:15:14,866 --> 00:15:16,902
Oh, No!
Oh, No!
316
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:27,564
Cliff, I Don't Know
If You're Ready For This.
317
00:15:27,564 --> 00:15:29,999
That Was Kara's Mother.
318
00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:31,568
She Just Received A Call
319
00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:34,250
From The Police
In Wilmington, Delaware.
320
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,738
Kara's Brother's Car
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00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:38,074
Was Found
On The Side Of The Road
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00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:39,642
Completely Stripped.
323
00:15:39,642 --> 00:15:42,254
When They Apprehended
The Thief
324
00:15:42,254 --> 00:15:44,747
He Confessed
To Having Stolen The Car
325
00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:47,016
From Outside
A Local Doughnut Shop.
326
00:15:47,016 --> 00:15:49,258
The Police Went
To The Doughnut Shop
327
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:51,252
And Spoke To An Employee
328
00:15:51,252 --> 00:15:53,923
Who Gave Them A Description
Of Four Girls
329
00:15:53,923 --> 00:15:56,693
That Fits The Description
Of Our Four Girls
330
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,561
And Said That They Asked Her
331
00:15:58,561 --> 00:16:01,164
"How Do We Catch
The Bus To Baltimore?"
332
00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:03,566
They Don't Bother
To Call And Report
333
00:16:03,566 --> 00:16:06,258
That The Car
Is Stolen.
334
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:10,251
They Get On A Bus
And Go To Baltimore
335
00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:13,710
To Be With The Wretched
And Have Big Fun.
336
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,694
I Say We Should
337
00:16:15,694 --> 00:16:17,060
Get Ourselves Together
338
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,713
And Go Over To Susan's House
And Meet Vanessa
339
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,713
'Cause You Know
They're Going Back There.
340
00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:25,488
I Want You To Do Me A Favor.
341
00:16:27,714 --> 00:16:31,494
From Where My Heels Are
To Where I Land
342
00:16:31,494 --> 00:16:34,721
I Want You To Mark
How Far I Jump.
343
00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:38,714
All Right,
Stay Right There.
344
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,375
That's About Eight Feet.
345
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:47,443
Eight Feet?
346
00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:50,646
Add Another Three To That.
347
00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:53,616
Because When We See Vanessa
348
00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:58,719
That's How Far Away From Her
I Will Have To Be.
349
00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:02,716
Come On.
350
00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:14,570
You Bring Yourself
In This House Right Now.
351
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:17,714
If You Think That Ride Home
Was Something
352
00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:20,718
Believe Me,
We've Only Just Begun.
353
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,316
Here We Were Thinking
That You're Lying On The Floor
354
00:17:27,316 --> 00:17:28,718
Of Some Burning Building
355
00:17:28,718 --> 00:17:30,353
Dying Of Asphyxia
356
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,717
And You're Down In Baltimore
Having Big Fun
357
00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:35,024
Weren't You, Vanessa?
358
00:17:35,024 --> 00:17:36,719
Didn't You Go To Baltimore
359
00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:38,394
And Have Big Fun?
360
00:17:38,394 --> 00:17:41,713
Didn't You Go
For Big Fun?
361
00:17:41,713 --> 00:17:43,366
Shut Up!
362
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,536
Don't Open Your Mouth
When I'm Asking You A Question!
363
00:17:49,722 --> 00:17:51,718
Rudy, Go To Bed!
364
00:17:53,276 --> 00:17:57,246
I Only Hope That You Can Have
This Same Experience, Vanessa.
365
00:17:57,246 --> 00:18:00,550
I Hope That One Day
You Realize How It Feels
366
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:04,086
To Think That Your Child's Life
Is In Danger.
367
00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:08,658
You Have Taken Us From Levels
Of Frenzy, Panic, Distress
368
00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:12,528
And Now That We Know
You're Okay, Rage.
369
00:18:13,722 --> 00:18:17,066
That's Where We Are
Right Now, Vanessa.
370
00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:18,568
We Are In Rage
371
00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:23,406
Because We Know That You
Have Been To Baltimore, Maryland
372
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,442
With The Wretched
To Have Big Fun.
373
00:18:26,442 --> 00:18:27,092
Big Fun.
374
00:18:27,092 --> 00:18:28,386
What Were You Thinking?
375
00:18:28,386 --> 00:18:30,029
I Wasn't Thinking.
376
00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:32,932
You Got That Right.
377
00:18:32,932 --> 00:18:36,389
Did You Really Think
That You Four Could Go Off
378
00:18:36,389 --> 00:18:38,391
And Not One Single Parent
379
00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:40,383
Would Find Out
About It?
380
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:41,384
Mom...
381
00:18:41,384 --> 00:18:42,383
Shut Up!
382
00:18:44,944 --> 00:18:47,246
I Know What Was Going On.
383
00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:49,715
You Were Off
Being Wild And Free
384
00:18:49,715 --> 00:18:51,850
And Singing The Wretched Song.
385
00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:54,019
I Know You Told Me Already
386
00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:56,387
But Just For The Record
387
00:18:56,387 --> 00:19:01,093
How Was It That You Did Not
Get Into The Concert
388
00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:03,062
With The Wretched
And The Big Fun?
389
00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:05,898
Answer Me
When I Ask You A Question.
390
00:19:05,898 --> 00:19:11,904
We Gave Our Tickets To A Man
Who Said He Was With The Band
391
00:19:11,904 --> 00:19:14,340
And He Wasn't And He Stole Them.
392
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,042
Someone Stole
Janet's Wallet.
393
00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,384
We Ran Away
394
00:19:18,384 --> 00:19:21,880
And We Bumped Into This Friend
Of Janet's Brother.
395
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,916
He Gave Us Bus Fare.
396
00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:25,918
You're Lucky
You Found Someone
397
00:19:25,918 --> 00:19:28,854
To Take Pity
On Your Little Sorry Selves.
398
00:19:30,388 --> 00:19:33,025
Mom, I'm Sorry.
399
00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:35,027
I'm Sorry!
400
00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:37,296
It Will Never
Happen Again.
401
00:19:37,296 --> 00:19:39,965
Can I Please
Just Have My Punishment?
402
00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:41,383
Your Father And I
403
00:19:41,383 --> 00:19:43,702
Have Been Through
Too Much This Evening
404
00:19:43,702 --> 00:19:45,938
To Be Thinking About
Your Punishment.
405
00:19:45,938 --> 00:19:48,707
I'd Like My Punishment
Before I Go To Bed.
406
00:19:53,812 --> 00:19:57,750
Do Yourself A Favor
And Go To Bed.
407
00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:03,388
And Do Me Another Favor, Please.
408
00:20:03,388 --> 00:20:07,192
If You're Thinking
About Running Away From Home
409
00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:09,194
Please Don't
Take My Car.
410
00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:11,389
Clair:
There's One More Thing.
411
00:20:11,389 --> 00:20:15,334
You Have Proved To Us
That You Cannot Be Trusted.
412
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:17,389
It Will Be A Long Time
413
00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:20,172
Before We Even Think
Of Trusting You Again.
414
00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:23,383
Mom, I Said I Was Sorry.
415
00:20:23,383 --> 00:20:24,943
This Won't Happen Again...
416
00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:28,047
For All I Know
You Are Lying Right Now.
417
00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:29,815
Go To Bed!
418
00:20:29,815 --> 00:20:32,684
Mom, I'm...
419
00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:42,895
We Have To Do Something
About This Child's Honesty.
420
00:20:42,895 --> 00:20:48,033
How Can We Get Her To Be Honest
About Something She Wants To Do
421
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:52,171
When She Knows
We Do Not Want Her To Do It?
422
00:20:52,171 --> 00:20:54,239
And Before We Sleep Tonight
423
00:20:54,239 --> 00:20:57,910
We Are Going
To Figure This One Out.
424
00:20:57,910 --> 00:20:59,383
All Right, Roy.
425
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,181
You Get The Pad And The Pencil
426
00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:05,384
And Bring Them On In
To The Chuck Wagon
427
00:21:05,384 --> 00:21:07,920
And I'll Fix
Some Coffee And Beans
428
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,383
And A Side Of Pork
429
00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:13,725
And We'll See What We Can Do
430
00:21:13,725 --> 00:21:16,762
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