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This Is The Best Elevator Music
I've Ever Heard.
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The Temple-North Carolina Game
Is Starting.
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That Should Be Great.
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Hey, What's Up?
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You Were Supposed
To Help Us In The Yard.
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I'm Sorry.
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I Slept Through The Alarm.
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I Was Up Late Last Night.
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Studying Or Justine-Ing?
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With Justine.
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Oh.
Oh.
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It Wasn't That.
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Justine Got This New
Multi-Disc Cd Player.
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We Put In Six Cds,
Listened To Music
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And Just Held Each Other.
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And When The Cds Ran Out,
You Let Go.
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No.
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Then We Talked
Until The Sun Came Up.
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Oh, That's Very Nice.
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Things Are Going
So Well Between Us.
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Whenever We're Together,
The Vibes Are Just Powerful.
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I've Never Seen One Of Those
Multi-Disc Cd Players.
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You Can Actually
Put Six Cds In?
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Wait.
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Time Out.
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I Can't
Believe You Guys.
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I'm Sitting Here Talking
About Justine And Romance
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And All You Care About
Is Her Cd Player?
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So What?
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You Can't Say Anything
To Us, Man
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Until You're In The 100% Club.
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What's The 100% Club?
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We Are Married
And We Love Our Wives 100%.
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Until You Love Your Woman 100%,
You Can't Get In This Club.
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But Justine And I
Have A Wonderful Relationship
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As It Stands.
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I'm Not Getting
Married Now
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Because I Don't Want To End Up
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In The Marriage
Graveyard.
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Marriage Graveyard?
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That's Where The Romance Goes
To Die.
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What Are You Saying?
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I Don't See The Romance
With You Guys Anymore.
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Be Honest.
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When Was The Last Time
You Gave Your Wives
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A Long Passionate Kiss?
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All The Time.
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Not When I'm Around.
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Am I Supposed To Call You
Every Time I Kiss My Wife?
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I Was Over Here
The Other Day.
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You Came Back
From The Store.
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You Hadn't
Seen Denise All Day.
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You Pecked Her
On The Cheek
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And Went In The Kitchen.
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Marriage Graveyard.
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Theo, I Was Carrying Groceries.
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Put The Groceries Down
And Kiss The Woman.
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And, Elvin...
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Hey, Man...
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Now Sondra And I
Don't Live Here
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So Don't Give Me Any Comments
About How I Romance My Wife.
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Elvin, Last Week
I Was At Your House.
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After Dinner, We Sat Down
To Watch Your Movie.
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You Put Your Head
In Sondra's Lap
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And You Fell Asleep...
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Snoring Loudly.
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Marriage Graveyard.
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I Don't Remember That.
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And, Dad...
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There's No "And, Dad."
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I Have Five Children.
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I Don't Have To Prove
Anything To Anybody.
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Great Game.
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Yes, Temple!
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Did You See Theo
Run Out Of Here
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At The Final Buzzer?
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Yeah.
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He Goes Over To Justine's
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Gets A Little Hugging
And Kissing
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And He Thinks It's Romance.
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Theo Thinks He Had
A Romantic Evening
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With Justine And Those Six Cds.
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I Remember
Last Fall
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It Was A Beautiful,
Warm Autumn Evening.
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Denise And I Took A Walk
Across The Brooklyn Bridge.
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About Halfway There,
She Got Too Tired
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So I Picked Her Up
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And I Carried Her
The Rest Of The Way.
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By The Time I Was Done,
Boy, I Was Tired.
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Denise Looks Small,
But That's A Long Walk.
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We Found A Bench
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And Looked Out
Over The East River
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At The Moon
Reflecting On The Water.
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That's Romance.
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That's Romance.
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That Was A Romantic Evening.
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Without Cds.
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Please.
Without Cds.
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What Does Theo Know
About Being Romantic?
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I'll Tell You A Romantic
Moment Sondra And I Had.
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I Was Studying
For An Exam.
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Sondra Was In The Room
With Winnie.
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She Was Crying.
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Sondra Was Taking Care Of It.
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I Went To Bed
Because I Had To Get Up Early
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And I Started To Miss Her
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So I Took Our Mattress
Into Winnie's Room
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And We Put Winnie
Down Between Us
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And Sondra And I
Spent 15 Minutes
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Singing Love Songs To Her.
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And After Winnie Went To Bed
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We Kept Singing Them
To Each Other.
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That Is Romantic.
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Don't Tell Me
I Don't Have Romance.
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Romance.
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Nobody's Going
To Tell You That.
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I Don't Know
What Year It Was.
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I Remember I Worked
About Six Day In A Row
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Delivering Babies.
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I Had About 12 Hours Sleep
In The Six Days.
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But Each Time
I Got A Chance To Go Home
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Clair Just Looked Spent.
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I Called Her Secretary
And I Said
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"I Want You
To Send A Dress Over--
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"Her Dress, Shoes,
A Whole Outfit--
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To The Carlyle Hotel."
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I Rented A Suite.
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Room Service Came Up.
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A Little Champagne--
Just A Taste.
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We Had Champagne.
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We Had Lobster.
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We Had Everything.
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We Stayed Overnight.
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Limousine Drove Us Home.
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Now Is That Romance
Or What, Huh?
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Well, Dad,
I Don't Mean To Put You Down
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But, You Know,
Anyone Can Have Romance
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If They Spend Money
Like That For It.
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You Know?
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Martin And I Use
Our Limited Resources
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To Create Romance
For Our Wives.
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I Personally Think That's
A Higher Form Of Romance.
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I Agree.
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Are The Two Of You Telling Me
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That I Couldn't Be As Romantic
If I Didn't Have The Big Bucks?
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All I'm Saying Is That
It's Been A While
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Since You've Been
Used To Anything Else.
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Are You Busy Saturday?
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No.
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No.
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We Get Dressed In Tuxedos.
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We Have Dinner Here.
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Each Man, Prior To The Dinner
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Will Go Out
And Buy His Wife A Present...
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There You Go Again.
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That's Buying Things
To Create Romance.
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Let Me Finish.
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The Present Is From The Heart
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And Each Man Cannot Spend
Any More Than $25, Tax Included
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On The Present.
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I Like This.
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Yeah?
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But How Will We
Be Able To Tell
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Who's Been
The Most Romantic?
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From The Reaction Of Our Wives.
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And The Winner Will Be
The Emperor Of Romance.
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Do You Agree?
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I Like This.
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I Accept The Challenge.
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All For One...
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All:
One For All, And Three For Five.
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Can't Wait.
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No, Jake!
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Listen To Me Carefully.
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25 Dollars Maximum
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Tax Included.
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Something Romantic For My Wife.
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Don't You Have Something?
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No, Jake!
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I Don't Want
An Electric Can Opener.
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Now, Come Up With Something!
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You Call Me Back.
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Hey, Dad.
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How You Doing?
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I Hear There's A Big Dinner
Happening Here For The Wives
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And Mr. Lamont
Is Cooking It.
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He's An Old Friend
Who's Returning A Favor.
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Well, You're Welcome
For The Inspiration.
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Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
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Let Me Ask You A Question.
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What's Up?
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You're A...
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A Young Man
And You Have A Girlfriend
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And No Money.
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What Was The Last Thing
That You Can Remember
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That You Gave Her
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And When You Gave It To Her
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She Just Fell Apart
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And Hugged You
And Kissed You?
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The Other Day,
Justine Mentioned
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That She Was Out
Of Subway Tokens.
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So I Went Down And Bought Her
A Ten-Pack Of Tokens.
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Wrapped It Up In Little Ribbon.
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Then I Gave It To Her.
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Tokens?
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She Gave Me A Big Old Kiss
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Right There
On The Subway Platform.
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Then Again, She Gives Me
Those Kinds Of Kisses
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All The Time
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Because We're Not Married.
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Yeah, Well, You Idiot!
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Your Mother
Doesn't Ride The Subway!
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Hey, Dad.
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
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Where Have You Guys Been?
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We Were Shopping.
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Ahh.
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I Bet You Were Shopping
For Denise's Present.
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A Very Special Present.
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Denise Will Love It.
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How About Your Gift?
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The Gift That I Have
For Mrs. Huxtable
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After Everybody Sees It
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That Present You Have
In That Bag
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Will Look Like
It Came Out Of That Bag.
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We Will See About That.
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Now I'll Go Upstairs
And Hide This.
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Olivia?
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Olivia?
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Come Here, Dear.
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I Haven't Seen
Much Of You.
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Well, Well, Well.
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I Haven't Seen
That Much Of You.
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So You Went Over
To The Mall.
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That's Right.
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Nice Places You Went To?
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You Want To Know
What We Got Denise?
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Yes.
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I'll Tell You.
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We Got Denise...
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Hmm.
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00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:31,631
Would You Look At That?
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A Nasty Hangnail.
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Do You Ever Get These?
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Are You Going To Tell Me
What The Gift Is?
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I'll Give You A Hint
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But Listen Carefully.
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A Wet Moose
Walks Backwards At Night
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But...
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An Old Buzzard
Whistles In His Sleep.
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It Makes No Sense.
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Maybe Not
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But I Know
What Denise's Present Is
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And You Don't.
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Bye-Bye, Dr. Huxtable.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, Everybody.
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All:
Hi.
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You Look Gorgeous.
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Thank You.
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I Bet You Can't Wait
To Get Your Gifts.
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Oops.
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00:14:02,064 --> 00:14:04,398
We're Getting Gifts?
264
00:14:04,398 --> 00:14:05,364
I Didn't Say That.
265
00:14:05,364 --> 00:14:06,898
I Heard You Say
266
00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:09,931
"I Bet You Can't Wait
To Get Your Gifts."
267
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,398
I Wasn't Supposed To.
268
00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:13,498
Let's Change The Subject.
269
00:14:13,498 --> 00:14:15,731
Olivia,
If Something's Going On
270
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,731
That We Don't Know About
271
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,131
Maybe You Should
Share It With Us.
272
00:14:20,131 --> 00:14:22,098
Women Always
Share Secrets.
273
00:14:22,098 --> 00:14:23,398
That's Right.
274
00:14:23,398 --> 00:14:25,998
Okay. The Husbands
Bought You Gifts
275
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,664
But They Could Only Spend $25.
276
00:14:28,664 --> 00:14:30,564
That's What The Bet Was.
277
00:14:30,564 --> 00:14:33,198
What Bet?
278
00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:34,898
Who's The Most Romantic.
279
00:14:34,898 --> 00:14:37,064
Whoever Likes The Gift The Most
280
00:14:37,064 --> 00:14:38,364
Their Husband Wins.
281
00:14:38,364 --> 00:14:39,564
They Made A Bet
282
00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:42,231
To See Who Could Be
The Most Romantic?
283
00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:43,364
Yes.
284
00:14:43,364 --> 00:14:46,064
But You Didn't Hear That
From Me.
285
00:14:50,564 --> 00:14:52,631
So That's
What This Is?
286
00:14:52,631 --> 00:14:54,798
It Has Nothing To Do With Us.
287
00:14:54,798 --> 00:14:56,264
It's A Bet.
288
00:14:56,264 --> 00:14:58,231
I Can't Believe
We're A Part
289
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,464
Of Some Stupid
Macho Contest.
290
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,798
And Where Do They Get Off
Spending Only $25?
291
00:15:03,798 --> 00:15:06,131
When Your Father
Gives Me His Gift
292
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,131
Even If I Love It
293
00:15:08,131 --> 00:15:11,631
I'm Going To Look Like This.
294
00:15:11,631 --> 00:15:12,598
That's Good, Mom.
295
00:15:12,598 --> 00:15:14,131
Okay, You Do That.
296
00:15:14,131 --> 00:15:16,464
And As Soon As I Open My Gift
297
00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:19,464
I Think I'll Just Have
To Fall Asleep.
298
00:15:20,764 --> 00:15:22,464
You Guys!
299
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,064
I'll Go Easy On Martin.
300
00:15:25,064 --> 00:15:26,498
Why?
Why?
301
00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:29,231
I'll Do Something More Delicate.
302
00:15:29,231 --> 00:15:31,398
Something Like...
303
00:15:39,431 --> 00:15:42,064
Now, That Was
Sensational.
304
00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:45,631
I Have Never Had
Food So Good
305
00:15:45,631 --> 00:15:48,964
Not Even Aboard Ship.
306
00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:50,064
Well, Ladies
307
00:15:50,064 --> 00:15:52,064
This Evening
Is Not Over Yet.
308
00:15:52,064 --> 00:15:54,898
We Have A Surprise
For Each Of You.
309
00:15:54,898 --> 00:15:58,031
Ladies,
Did You Hear That?
310
00:15:58,031 --> 00:15:59,198
How Nice.
311
00:15:59,198 --> 00:16:00,731
I Can't Wait.
312
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,298
Sondra...
313
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,631
Darling...
314
00:16:08,631 --> 00:16:09,831
I Love You.
315
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:15,798
I Mean That From
The Bottom Of My Heart.
316
00:16:15,798 --> 00:16:18,131
I'd Like
To Give You This.
317
00:16:18,131 --> 00:16:20,964
I Hope That It Means
As Much To You
318
00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:23,198
As It Means To Me.
319
00:16:24,564 --> 00:16:27,731
( Loud Yawn )
320
00:16:27,731 --> 00:16:29,731
Oh, Excuse Me.
321
00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:32,731
I Don't Know
What Came Over Me.
322
00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:40,398
You've Always Wanted
A String Of Pearls.
323
00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,564
Since I Couldn't
Afford That
324
00:16:42,564 --> 00:16:44,398
I Got You One Pearl
325
00:16:44,398 --> 00:16:47,731
And I'll Add Another One
To This String
326
00:16:47,731 --> 00:16:50,231
Every Year
Of Our Life Together.
327
00:16:50,231 --> 00:16:51,564
Oh, Elvin...
328
00:16:51,564 --> 00:16:55,064
Oh, Honey,
I Love The Thought Of That.
329
00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:56,298
Thank You!
330
00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:08,064
( Clearing Throat )
331
00:17:16,631 --> 00:17:19,631
On Our First Date,
You Kissed Me.
332
00:17:19,631 --> 00:17:22,964
As I Walked Back
To My Ship
333
00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:25,131
I Used This Handkerchief
334
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:28,064
To Wipe The Lipstick
From My Lips.
335
00:17:30,398 --> 00:17:31,898
You Saved That?
336
00:17:34,964 --> 00:17:36,198
And This...
337
00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:40,231
Is The Flower That
You Wore In Your Hair
338
00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:44,198
When We Were Married
On A Hill In Africa.
339
00:17:47,698 --> 00:17:49,064
Open It.
340
00:17:51,064 --> 00:17:54,064
And This Is
A Time Capsule.
341
00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:56,231
Read The Inscription.
342
00:17:56,231 --> 00:17:59,731
"February 22, 2040."
343
00:17:59,731 --> 00:18:02,298
That's 50 Years
From Now.
344
00:18:03,398 --> 00:18:07,964
When We Buy
Our First Home Together
345
00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:11,631
We're Going To Bury This
In The Backyard
346
00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:14,131
And 50 Years
From This Date
347
00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:16,298
We're Going To Open It
348
00:18:16,298 --> 00:18:18,198
Together.
349
00:18:22,464 --> 00:18:24,131
Oh, Martin.
350
00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:33,064
This Is The Most
Loving Present
351
00:18:33,064 --> 00:18:35,064
You Could Have Given Me.
352
00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:08,964
Many Years Ago
353
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:11,464
A Teenage Boy--
354
00:19:11,464 --> 00:19:14,298
Very, Very Early
In His Teens--
355
00:19:14,298 --> 00:19:18,964
Walked With
His Girlfriend.
356
00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:22,131
And They Went
To The Drugstore
357
00:19:22,131 --> 00:19:26,064
To Share A Soda.
358
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:30,364
And His Girlfriend
Looked At A Barrette
359
00:19:30,364 --> 00:19:32,131
Made Of Wood
360
00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:35,731
With A Glass
Stone In It.
361
00:19:35,731 --> 00:19:38,398
Cost About 50 Cents.
362
00:19:38,398 --> 00:19:41,498
And She Admired
That Barrette
363
00:19:41,498 --> 00:19:43,731
But The Young
Teenage Boy
364
00:19:43,731 --> 00:19:45,964
Had No Money
To Buy It.
365
00:19:45,964 --> 00:19:49,398
However,
For Tonight's Occasion
366
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,064
I Was Fortunate.
367
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,064
I Called And I Called
368
00:19:53,064 --> 00:19:57,064
And I Found
A Collectibles Store
369
00:19:57,064 --> 00:20:01,731
That Had One Of These
Same Wooden Barrettes
370
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:06,064
With The Glass Stone
In The Center.
371
00:20:06,064 --> 00:20:10,731
And So, I Feel
That It's Important
372
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,064
For My Bride
373
00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:14,731
Who Admired
That Barrette
374
00:20:14,731 --> 00:20:17,298
To Open It
And Wear It Tonight.
375
00:20:17,298 --> 00:20:18,764
You Remember That?
376
00:20:18,764 --> 00:20:19,964
Yes.
377
00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:22,398
You Called Long-Distance
For That Barrette?
378
00:20:22,398 --> 00:20:23,498
Yes.
379
00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:25,698
That's Very Sweet, Cliff.
380
00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:26,664
Thank You.
381
00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:30,331
But I Never Wanted The Barrette.
382
00:20:35,264 --> 00:20:37,264
But, But You Said...
383
00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:42,098
When You Looked In...
384
00:20:42,098 --> 00:20:44,831
Eunice Chantilly...
385
00:20:47,398 --> 00:20:49,731
...Wore That Barrette
386
00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:51,831
And I Said
It Was Tacky!
387
00:20:53,664 --> 00:20:55,564
What I Wanted
388
00:20:55,564 --> 00:21:00,064
Was A Green Plastic Bracelet,
Cliff.
389
00:21:00,064 --> 00:21:03,864
Not That Tacky Barrette.
390
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,731
This Is...
391
00:21:11,564 --> 00:21:13,264
Oh, Cliff!
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