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This Is The Best Elevator Music
I've Ever Heard.
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Excuse Me?
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The Hostess Asked Us
To Share A Table.
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Do You Mind?
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Oh, No.
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I'm Waiting For Someone,
But He Hasn't Arrived.
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I'm Tory.
This Is Fran.
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I'm Martin.
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So, Are You A Student
At N.Y.U.?
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No, I'm A Navy Engineer.
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You Must Be
An Officer.
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I'm A Lieutenant.
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We're Grad Students
In Psychology.
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I've Been Waiting 20 Minutes
For A Menu.
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Why Don't I Just
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Get Up And Get One?
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That Man Is Mine
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And Don't You
Fight Me On This.
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Not So Fast.
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This Man Has A Ring
On His Left Hand.
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( Whispering )
I Refuse To Believe
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That Gorgeous Engineer
Is Married.
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They're Out Of Menus,
Can You Believe It?
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I'd Like To Ask You
Something.
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Sure.
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If We Were Having
A Party Tonight
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At The Grad Center
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Would You
Like To Come
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Alone?
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No.
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Who Would You Bring?
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My Wife.
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All The Good Ones
Are Taken.
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Martin:
There Are
A Couple Left...
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Someplace.
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Do You Know Any?
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Addresses.
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The Navy Is
Full Of Them.
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Full Of Them?
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey.
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Fran And Tory
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This Is My Father-In-Law,
Dr. Huxtable.
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Hi.
Hi.
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It's So Crowded,
They Had To Sit With Me.
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If Someone Has To Sit With You,
This Is A Wonderful Choice.
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Oh, Yes.
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It Wasn't A Good
Choice For Us.
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Really?
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Martin Led Us On--
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Pretended
He Wasn't Married.
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Ha, Ha.
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No, No,
Don't Do That.
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Stop That.
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Okay, Okay.
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I See That Ring
On Your Finger.
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Oh, Yes, This Is 26 Years
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Of Wonderful Time.
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This Is
Five Months Here
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Of Wonderful Time.
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Wonderful?
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Yes, Indeed.
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( Coughing )
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Hey, Dad.
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This Is My Son, Theo.
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Nice To Meet You,
Theo.
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Your Father
And Brother-In-Law
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Have Been
Leading Us On
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Pretending
They're Not Married.
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No, Uh...
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That's, That's...
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That's Not True At All.
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Matter Of Fact,
He Is An Eligible Bachelor.
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You Should Take Theo
To That Party You Mentioned.
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Party?
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Oh...
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Denise, Guess What?
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What?
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When I Was
Christmas Shopping Yesterday
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I Saw Santa Three Times.
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Three Times?
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Yes.
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He Was Standing On The Sidewalk
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He Was In A Store
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And He Was On An Escalator.
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Wow...
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Santa Gets Around Pretty Quick.
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Let Me Tell You.
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These Were Three
Different Santas.
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Oh...
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One Was Black...
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Say "African-American."
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Okay. One Was White...
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Say "Caucasian."
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What?
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Cau-Casian.
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Caw...
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Anyway, One Was...
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Chinese.
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Say "Asian."
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( Sighing )
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Well, They Were
Three Different Santas.
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Okay.
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Which One Was The Real Santa?
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No One Has Ever Seen
The Real Santa
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'Cause He Always Comes
When We're Sleeping.
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Santa Helps Children
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From All Over The World.
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He Has Some Of Everyone
Inside Him.
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Is That Why He's
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So Fat?
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We're About Ready To Leave.
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Your Sisters Are Putting
The Finishes On Elvin's Outfit.
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There You Go.
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Hey.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hey, Sparky, Give Me Some Sugar.
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Mom, Denise, I Would
Keep An Eye On Your Husbands.
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I Walk Into The Cafe
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And Guess Who Was
Sitting At A Table
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With Two Gorgeous Women.
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Who?
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Dad And Martin.
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That's Right.
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Theo,
I Asked You
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Not To Make
A Big Deal Out Of This.
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The Place Was Crowded
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So The Girls Had To Sit
At Our Table.
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Yes, And I Do Believe
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If We Had Not Shown Them
Our Wedding Rings
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Those Young Ladies
Were Going To Take Us Out
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To A Party Tonight.
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That's Nice.
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Let's Go Shopping.
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Wait.
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I Just Said A Gorgeous Girl
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Wanted To Run Off With Me
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And All You Say Is
"Let's Go Shopping?"
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You Could Never Have
Done Such A Thing
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For Two
Very Good Reasons.
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First, You Would Never
Be Interested
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In Another Woman.
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That's Right.
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What's The Second One?
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She Probably Thought
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You Were Too Old.
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( Laughing Loudly )
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Wait Till You See
What We Did
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To Elvin.
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He's Supposed
To Be An Elf
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When He Visits
The Children's Hospital.
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He Only Wanted Tights
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But We Made Him
An Entire Outfit.
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He Truly Is
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An Elf.
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He's Feeling
Self-Conscious
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So When He Comes Down,
Play It Up.
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Make Him Feel Good.
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Elvin!
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I'm Not Coming Down.
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Come On, Honey,
You're Going To Be Late.
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Come On, Honey,
You Look Fantastic.
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Dad, Martin, Theo
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Doesn't He
Look Terrific?
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I'm Studying To Be
A Doctor To Earn Respect.
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I Volunteered To Give Presents
To Kids In The Hospital...
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I Guess It's
For A Good Cause
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So I'll Do It.
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I Just Don't Know
How I'll Ever
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Look The Guys In The Eye
At The Hospital Again.
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Elvin, You Just
Have To Ask Yourself
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Am I A Man
Or Am I An Elf?
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Don't Listen To Him,
Honey.
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Oh, Man, I Must Have Been Tired.
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I Hit That Sofa,
I Was Out Like That.
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I Know.
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I Wanted To Sleep
On That Couch Myself.
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You Should Have Said Something.
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I Did, But You Were Snoring.
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No More Apple Juice.
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( Sighing Happily )
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Really Had A Taste
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For Some Apple Juice.
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Can We Share?
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Might As Well,
You Took The Sofa.
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Thank You.
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So...
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This Afternoon,
We Met At The Cafe.
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Now, We're Sitting Around
The Kitchen Table.
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Guess You Could Say
This Is Our Day Together.
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Okay.
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It's Been About Four Months
Since We Met
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And I Don't Really Feel
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I Know You.
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I'm Cliff.
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( Laughing Loudly )
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See, You Are Funny.
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You Have This Way
Of Making People Laugh.
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I Admire That.
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Dr. Huxtable,
I Really Love Your Daughter.
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This Is A Great Family
To Live With
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And I Really Appreciate
Everything You've Done For Us.
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Really?
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I Want To Apologize Again
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For Marrying Your Daughter
Without You Knowing About It.
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I'm Sure It Came
As A Surprise.
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Surprise?
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I Was Shocked.
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I Didn't Even Have A Chance
To Reject You.
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You Wouldn't Have.
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Suppose I'd Had A Shotgun
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And Said,
"Don't Come Through This Door."
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I Would Have Said, "Open Fire.
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You Can Take My Life,
But You Can't Take My Love."
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Pretty Good.
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You Knew My Daughter
Only Two Weeks
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And You Got Married.
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Now, In The Course
Of That Two Weeks...
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Did, Um...
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Oh...
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Oh, Boy.
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I Don't Know If I Should
Be Sharing That With You.
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Yes, You Should.
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When I First Met Denise
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I Was Very Attracted To Her
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Because She Is... Hot.
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I Mean, No Disrespect Intended.
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It's All Right,
Just Watch Your Mouth.
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Okay.
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All Right, Anyway...
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I Can't Believe
I'm Telling You This.
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You Should.
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I Really Wanted To, Uh...
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Yeah?
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Be Careful.
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Express Myself Physically
With Her.
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Can I Say That?
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Yeah, But You're Borderline.
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Okay.
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You'll Be Happy To Know
Denise Was Having None Of That.
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Really?
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On Our
Wedding Night
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I Discovered That,
Of The Two Of Us
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Only One Of Us
Had Prior Experience.
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And As You Know,
I'm The One With The Daughter.
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So, You're Telling Me
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That My Daughter...
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Yup.
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Ha!
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Hey, Watch Out.
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Yeah.
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00:11:26,664 --> 00:11:27,931
So...
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This Is What Lieutenant
Junior Grade's Uniform
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Looked Like
In The 1950s.
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That's Right.
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Ten-Hut!
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At Ease, Sailor.
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Wait, I Outrank You,
Lieutenant Junior Grade.
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Not In My House.
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Dr. Huxtable,
This Is Very Sharp.
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I Especially Loved
Wearing This
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On Foreign Soil.
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I Didn't Know
You Were Overseas.
264
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,064
Yes, Indeed.
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In Some Pretty Hot Spots, Too.
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Where?
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St. Croix, Bermuda...
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Hey!
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Hey, Elfin
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How Did It Go?
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When They Asked Me,
I Didn't Want To Do This.
272
00:12:15,531 --> 00:12:19,064
And With This Costume,
I Really Didn't Want To Do It.
273
00:12:19,064 --> 00:12:21,498
But When I Got To The Hospital
274
00:12:21,498 --> 00:12:23,831
I Saw The Smiles
On Those Kids...
275
00:12:23,831 --> 00:12:25,598
It Was Unbelievable.
276
00:12:25,598 --> 00:12:27,898
I'm Going Back
Tomorrow.
277
00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:29,398
I Was So Good
278
00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:32,031
That I Upstaged
Santa Claus.
279
00:12:32,031 --> 00:12:33,764
He Was Pitiful.
280
00:12:33,764 --> 00:12:35,764
I Was Elvin The Elf.
281
00:12:35,764 --> 00:12:38,231
He Was Santa The Sad Sack.
282
00:12:38,231 --> 00:12:39,664
I Was Great.
283
00:12:39,664 --> 00:12:41,131
I Was So Good
284
00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:44,798
One Of The Fathers Asked Me
To Do His Daughter's Party.
285
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,498
I'm Getting $100.
286
00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:48,064
All I Can Say Is
287
00:12:48,064 --> 00:12:51,298
( High-Pitched Voice: )
It's Great To Be Elvin The Elf.
288
00:12:53,198 --> 00:12:55,131
I Got To Go Change.
289
00:12:55,131 --> 00:12:56,564
Yeah.
290
00:12:56,564 --> 00:12:59,064
I Hate To Get Out
Of Costume, Though.
291
00:12:59,064 --> 00:13:00,498
I Really Love It.
292
00:13:00,498 --> 00:13:01,698
Yeah!
293
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,231
Elfin!
294
00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:07,064
I'll Buy You
An Apple Juice.
295
00:13:07,064 --> 00:13:08,798
We Drank The Last One.
296
00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:10,964
So, We'll Get
Something Healthy
297
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,598
Like Ice Cream.
298
00:13:12,598 --> 00:13:13,664
I'll Scoop.
299
00:13:13,664 --> 00:13:14,831
Yeah.
300
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:22,331
I Must Tell You
301
00:13:22,331 --> 00:13:25,398
That I've Enjoyed
Your Company Today.
302
00:13:25,398 --> 00:13:27,298
Starting
With The Two Women
303
00:13:27,298 --> 00:13:29,464
At The Coffee Place.
304
00:13:29,464 --> 00:13:32,398
And I Really Do Like You.
305
00:13:32,398 --> 00:13:33,864
I Do.
306
00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:38,798
I Think The Only Thing
That's Missing Though
307
00:13:38,798 --> 00:13:41,531
Is I Feel Robbed.
308
00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:43,331
Robbed?
309
00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:46,031
When Sondra Got Married
310
00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:47,998
I Gave Her Away
311
00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:49,898
'Cause I'm The Father, You See?
312
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:52,198
I Didn't, In The Beginning
313
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,531
Want To Give Her Away
To Elvin.
314
00:13:55,531 --> 00:13:57,564
I Said "Elvin?"
315
00:13:57,564 --> 00:14:01,064
But Now, After Knowing Him,
Forget The Elf Stuff
316
00:14:01,064 --> 00:14:02,998
Because
He's Wonderful.
317
00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:05,631
But Denise Comes Home, Married
318
00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:07,798
And What's Missing Is
319
00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:10,031
I Didn't Give Her Away.
320
00:14:10,031 --> 00:14:11,531
I'm Sorry.
321
00:14:11,531 --> 00:14:14,198
I Wish There Was
Something I Could Do.
322
00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,498
Who Gave Her Away?
323
00:14:15,498 --> 00:14:17,364
Mufaro.
324
00:14:23,498 --> 00:14:26,764
"Mu" Who?
325
00:14:26,764 --> 00:14:28,264
Mufaro.
326
00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:31,298
He Was From A Nearby Village.
327
00:14:31,298 --> 00:14:33,198
He Had Many Goats.
328
00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:35,898
A Man With Many Goats
329
00:14:35,898 --> 00:14:39,464
Gave My Daughter Away
In My Place.
330
00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:40,964
I'm Afraid So.
331
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,731
Would You Feel Better
332
00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:45,631
If I Said The Goats
Weren't At The Wedding?
333
00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:48,564
Uh, No.
334
00:14:48,564 --> 00:14:51,198
Daddy, We're Back
From Shopping.
335
00:14:51,198 --> 00:14:54,031
I'm Glad, 'Cause I Missed You.
336
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,598
Where's Denise?
337
00:14:55,598 --> 00:14:57,664
Getting Everything
Out Of The Car.
338
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,831
We Bought
Lots Of Stuff.
339
00:14:59,831 --> 00:15:02,631
Good, I'm Going To Go Help.
340
00:15:02,631 --> 00:15:03,898
Wait, Wait, Wait.
341
00:15:03,898 --> 00:15:05,698
Mrs. Huxtable Will See.
342
00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:07,331
She Doesn't Want Us Eating.
343
00:15:07,331 --> 00:15:08,798
Shh!
344
00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:16,764
Thank You.
345
00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:27,564
( Raspberry )
346
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:31,764
So, How Did
Shopping Go?
347
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,231
Good. I Saw Santa Again Today.
348
00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:38,831
Yeah, Yeah, You See Santa Claus
A Lot This Time Of Year.
349
00:15:38,831 --> 00:15:42,264
The Santa I Saw
Was Not The Real Santa.
350
00:15:42,264 --> 00:15:44,364
Real Santa's At The North Pole.
351
00:15:44,364 --> 00:15:46,364
Have You Seen The Real Santa?
352
00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:49,064
Of Course I Have.
353
00:15:50,631 --> 00:15:54,598
Every Year, He Comes
Down The Chimney
354
00:15:54,598 --> 00:15:56,298
In My House.
355
00:15:56,298 --> 00:16:00,364
And He Says,
"Dr. Huxtable, How Are You?
356
00:16:00,364 --> 00:16:02,798
Ho-Ho-Ho."
357
00:16:02,798 --> 00:16:05,031
What Does He Look Like?
358
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:08,364
He's Got Rosy Cheeks...
359
00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:11,831
Beard...
360
00:16:11,831 --> 00:16:15,164
And A Twinkle In His Eye.
361
00:16:15,164 --> 00:16:20,264
Is He Caucasian,
Or Afric-American, Or Asian?
362
00:16:25,264 --> 00:16:27,864
Santa Claus...
363
00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:29,631
Is...
364
00:16:29,631 --> 00:16:31,798
Whatever...
365
00:16:31,798 --> 00:16:35,198
You Are In That House.
366
00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:37,198
See...
367
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,964
When He Comes Down The Chimney
368
00:16:41,964 --> 00:16:45,131
Let's Say You Were Japanese.
369
00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:49,564
He Would Zoom!, Japanese.
370
00:16:49,564 --> 00:16:51,731
Then He Would Come
In Here--
371
00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:53,464
Same Santa--
372
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:56,564
Zoom,
African-American.
373
00:16:56,564 --> 00:16:58,564
I Was Over
374
00:16:58,564 --> 00:17:01,531
To Mr. Jefferson's House.
375
00:17:01,531 --> 00:17:03,764
He's Caucasian, You Know.
376
00:17:03,764 --> 00:17:06,531
And I'm Sitting There
And Santa Came Down
377
00:17:06,531 --> 00:17:09,264
Zoom, He Was Caucasian.
378
00:17:09,264 --> 00:17:12,364
Looked At Me,
He Said, "Uh-Oh!"
379
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:16,064
You Understand?
380
00:17:16,064 --> 00:17:17,698
So, So...
381
00:17:17,698 --> 00:17:21,031
I Said, "It's All Right,
He'll Be Down In A Minute."
382
00:17:21,031 --> 00:17:22,898
And We Gave A High-Five.
383
00:17:22,898 --> 00:17:26,498
You're Making No Sense,
Dr. Huxtable.
384
00:17:26,498 --> 00:17:29,298
No One Can Change Like That.
385
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:33,398
Are You Telling Me
That Santa Claus...
386
00:17:33,398 --> 00:17:36,731
The Man Who Makes Toys
For Little Kids...
387
00:17:36,731 --> 00:17:40,531
The Man Who Knows If You
Are Naughty Or Nice...
388
00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:44,598
Doesn't Have The Ability
To Change?
389
00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:48,131
What Color Is He
At The North Pole?
390
00:17:52,464 --> 00:17:55,698
You Have To Ask
Mrs. Santa Claus.
391
00:17:55,698 --> 00:17:58,464
I Want To Talk
To Mrs. Santa Claus.
392
00:17:58,464 --> 00:18:01,364
Do You Have Her Phone Number?
393
00:18:01,364 --> 00:18:02,831
Yes.
394
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,264
Adults Have The Phone Number
395
00:18:05,264 --> 00:18:07,364
To The Santa Claus House.
396
00:18:07,364 --> 00:18:09,998
Because If Little Girls
And Boys Had It
397
00:18:09,998 --> 00:18:12,598
They Would Call
Every Five Minutes.
398
00:18:12,598 --> 00:18:15,798
"Oh, Santa, Can I Have This?
Can I Have That?"
399
00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:18,331
And You Better Just
Stop Bothering Me
400
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:22,198
Before I Call Santa And Give Him
A Bad Report About You.
401
00:18:22,198 --> 00:18:24,431
No, Don't Do That.
402
00:18:24,431 --> 00:18:26,964
Well, Then You Better
Prove To Me
403
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:29,231
That You're A Good Girl.
404
00:18:29,231 --> 00:18:30,631
I'm Good, I'm Good.
405
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,364
You Have To Prove It
By Doing Something.
406
00:18:33,364 --> 00:18:34,131
What?
407
00:18:34,131 --> 00:18:35,898
Mop This Floor.
408
00:18:43,964 --> 00:18:45,964
Where Do I Start?
409
00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:47,331
I'm Ready.
410
00:18:47,331 --> 00:18:49,798
I Don't Believe This.
411
00:18:49,798 --> 00:18:51,964
Give Me The Mop, Please.
412
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,764
Eat Your Ice Cream.
413
00:18:53,764 --> 00:18:55,598
You Kids Are All Alike.
414
00:18:55,598 --> 00:18:58,131
Around Christmas,
You'll Do Anything.
415
00:18:58,131 --> 00:19:00,931
"I'll Mop The Floor.
I'll Do The Windows.
416
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,498
I'll Wash Your Car.
I'll Do Anything."
417
00:19:03,498 --> 00:19:06,464
Around April,
I Say, "Mop The Floor."
418
00:19:06,464 --> 00:19:09,864
"Oh, But I'm Just A Little Kid.
419
00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:13,098
"Oh, I'm Just So Tired.
420
00:19:13,098 --> 00:19:15,098
Ohhh..."
421
00:19:15,098 --> 00:19:19,064
At Least I Don't Eat Ice Cream
When I'm Not Supposed To.
422
00:19:21,698 --> 00:19:23,364
Cliff!
423
00:19:23,364 --> 00:19:25,531
Cliff!
424
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,798
No.
425
00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:38,764
What's Going On?
426
00:19:38,764 --> 00:19:42,131
Now, You Just Take
Your Daughter's Arm.
427
00:19:42,131 --> 00:19:43,764
And Cue...
428
00:19:43,764 --> 00:19:46,964
( Humming "The Wedding March" )
429
00:19:48,864 --> 00:19:51,464
Please Escort The Bride
To The Altar.
430
00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:02,198
( Humming Stops )
431
00:20:02,198 --> 00:20:04,398
Even Though We're
Already Married
432
00:20:04,398 --> 00:20:06,331
There's
Something Missing.
433
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,198
A Man Named Mufaro
434
00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:10,198
Gave This Woman
Away To Me.
435
00:20:10,198 --> 00:20:12,131
Unfortunately,
The Only Thing
436
00:20:12,131 --> 00:20:14,131
He Could
Really Give Away
437
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,798
Were His Many Goats.
438
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,398
Now, Is There A Man
439
00:20:17,398 --> 00:20:20,631
Who Wants To Give
His Daughter Away?
440
00:20:20,631 --> 00:20:22,798
Here's A Gentleman
Right Here.
441
00:20:22,798 --> 00:20:24,864
Please,
Give Her Away.
442
00:20:29,364 --> 00:20:32,098
This Is Not A Loan.
443
00:20:35,898 --> 00:20:38,231
Do You, Denise,
Take Me, Martin
444
00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:40,064
To Be
Your Husband?
445
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,898
I Already Did.
446
00:20:41,898 --> 00:20:44,231
Do You, Martin,
Take Me, Denise
447
00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:45,831
As Your Wife?
448
00:20:45,831 --> 00:20:47,631
I Already Did.
449
00:20:47,631 --> 00:20:49,998
Now, I May Kiss
The Bride.
450
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,231
Ooh.
451
00:20:52,531 --> 00:20:53,531
Mmm...
452
00:20:53,531 --> 00:20:54,964
Stop.
453
00:20:59,431 --> 00:21:00,864
Where You Going?
454
00:21:00,864 --> 00:21:02,531
Honeymoon.
455
00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:04,364
Whoo!
456
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,231
Yes!
457
00:21:08,231 --> 00:21:10,598
No!
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