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This Is The Best Elevator Music
I've Ever Heard.
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( Mumbling In Sleep )
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We Interrupt
Our Regular Programming
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For A Special News Report.
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Here Is Nbc News Correspondent
John Palmer.
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Palmer:
This Morning Three More
Pregnant Men Were Sighted.
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The Men Were Discovered
In Oconomowoc, Wisconsin.
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This Brings The Number
Of Pregnant Men In The U.S.
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To Well Over 11,300,000.
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As We Reported Earlier
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This Phenomenon Has Been Traced
To A Volcano Eruption In Peru.
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Scientists Say Spores
From The Volcano
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Altered The Water Supply
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Enabling Men To Become Pregnant.
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As Yet, No Man Has Given Birth
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But Millions Are Due
At Any Moment.
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Hospitals Are Standing Ready
In A State Of Total Confusion.
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Wait, This Just In.
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Another Pregnant Man Has Been
Spotted In Marietta, Ohio.
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Stay Tuned For Further Updates.
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Cliff, Honey!
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Get Down,
They Just Found Four More.
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All Right.
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Honey, Can You
Believe It?
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They Found
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Four More Pregnant Men.
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I Feel Sorry For Them.
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I Feel Sorry For Myself.
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Please, Please, Please.
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Don't Touch Me, Please.
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Would You Like A Pillow?
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Please.
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Can You Scoot...
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Yeah, Just That.
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Be Careful.
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Now, Is That Better?
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I Got To Put My...
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Yes, Just Put Them
Up Here On The Table.
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They're Not
Bending Well.
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Ahh...
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Uh.
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Now, How's That?
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That's Much Better.
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Where's That Mess
Come From?
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Who Ate Down Here?
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I Did, Cliff.
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Why Didn't You Clean Up?
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Well, Honey,
I'm Sorry.
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I Want The Mess
Cleaned Up.
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You People Come
In Here And Eat
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And I Just
Finished Cleaning...
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Never Mind,
I'll Get It.
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No, Please,
I'll Get It.
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Why Can't You
Clean Up
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After You've
Finished Eating?
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I'm Sorry.
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And Look At This.
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I Just Dusted
And Cleaned In Here
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And Now Look
At The Floor.
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I'll Have To Vacuum.
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I'm Sorry, I'll Vacuum.
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No, You're Not Sorry.
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You Don't Care How I Look.
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You Don't Care.
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Honey, Please.
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Look At You.
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Never Mind.
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Sweetheart,
Come On Now.
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No, No, No.
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Just Relax,
Come On.
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( Doorbell Rings )
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I'll Get It.
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I'll Get It.
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Hi!
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How Are You?
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I'm Fine.
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And Dad.
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How Are You?
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Where's Elvin?
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He's On His Way.
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Hello, Elvin.
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Hello.
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Hi!
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I Don't Know Why
They Make Those Car Seats
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So Low To The Ground.
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Must Have Been Made
By Women.
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Hi.
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Have A Seat.
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Yeah.
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I Gained Another
Eight Pounds.
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You Still Look Gorgeous.
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I Do Not.
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Well, I Stopped Having
Morning Sickness.
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Now, I'm Having Afternoon
And Night Sickness.
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I'm Sick At Dusk.
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You Men.
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You'll Drop Them
Any Minute.
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You're Sure It's Only
Eight Pounds?
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Looks Like You Might
Be Having Twins.
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Well, If Anyone
Could Give Him Twins
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It Would Be Me.
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( Laughing )
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Check It Out
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I Didn't Do
Too Badly Myself.
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Oh, I Can't Wait
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To Get Started
On The Next One.
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Look At His Face,
How It's Filling Out.
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Isn't He Cute?
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Shall We Make
Our Husbands Some Tea?
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Uh, Good Idea.
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Nothing For Me,
Thanks.
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I Can't Keep
Anything Down.
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We'll Be In The Kitchen
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If You Need Us.
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Hey, Theo.
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Hello, Theo.
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Hi Everybody, Dad.
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Hey Dad...
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Son...
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How Are You Doing?
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I'm Doing As Well
As I Can.
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It's Not Easy To Deal
With Being An Unwed Father.
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I Can't Believe
She Just Got On The Bus
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And Left Town.
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She Told Me She Loved Me.
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But I Guess
She Was Only After One Thing.
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That's What
You Get
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For Giving It Up
Without A Ring.
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Guys, Let Me Ask You Something.
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Has Anyone Thought
About What It Will Be Like
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When We Give Birth?
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You Know, The Pain.
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Dad, You've Seen Births.
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What's It Like?
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There's Going To Be Pain.
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A Lot Of Pain.
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Gentlemen, I Don't Like
To Hear This Kind Of Talk.
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We're Men!
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We Handle Pain
Better Than Women, Right?
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I'm Sensing
Some Hesitation Here.
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And I Don't Like It.
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Look...
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I Am A Proud Member
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Of This Country's
Military Service.
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We Do More Before 6:00 A.M.
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Than Most People Do All Day.
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We Can Take It.
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When I Say Men
Take Pain Better
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I Expect Agreement, Right?
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All:
Right, All Right.
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Ooh!
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What If It's Harder
For Us?
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We'll Never Hear The End Of It.
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We'll Make A Pact.
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No Matter How Bad
The Pain Gets
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We Won't Let On.
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All:
Yeah.
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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All Right.
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All For One!
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And One For All!
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And Three For Five!
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00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,033
All:
All Right!
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00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:27,500
I Don't Know Why
I'm Coming Out Here.
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00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:31,500
I Have To Go Right Back
In There In A Minute.
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I'll Have To Spend
The Rest Of My Life
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In That Bathroom.
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Aahhh...
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Dear, I Tell You
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I Don't Know
What's Wrong With Me.
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But I Just Think I'm Too Old.
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I'm 52.
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I'm Too Old To Have A Baby.
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( Giggling )
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( Whimpering )
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Cliff, Are You All Right?
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Contraction.
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Okay, Let's Go To The Hospital.
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That's Just Your First.
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You Have To Wait Till
They're Five Minutes Apart.
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Don't Tell Me What To Do
With My Body.
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Now, I'm Going, Let's Go.
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We Have To Time
These Things.
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Five Minutes Apart.
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You Know How
This Goes.
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Look, This Is
My Body.
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Now, Get The Car Ready.
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Saddle Up, Roy.
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We're Out Of Here.
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Let's Put Your Bag
By The Door.
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When The Contractions
Are Five Minutes Apart
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Then We'll Go.
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Look, When Was
The Last Time.
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What Was My Contraction Time?
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How Long Ago?
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I Don't Know.
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What Do You Mean,
You Don't Know?
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That's The Only Job You Have
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Is To Time The Contractions.
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You Can't Do A Simple Job.
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I'm Having The Baby
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And You Can't Remember
When I Said "Oh."
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It's A Very
Simple Job.
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All You Have To Do
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Is Time The Contractions
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00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:09,000
And You Can't
Remember The Time.
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You Just Want To Get In The Car.
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Well, Go!
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00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,033
And It's
The Last Time
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You And I Get
In This Bed Together.
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( Jazz Music Playing )
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Ohh...
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Good Exercise, Good Exercise.
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00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:27,366
I Thought I'd Seen It All.
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00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:32,766
The 1939 World's Fair,
Combat In Sicily
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Elvis On The Ed Sullivan Show
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And Last Week,
I Swear I Saw Elvis Alive
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At The Paramus Mall.
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But I Never Seen Men
Giving Birth.
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It's Remarkable.
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Grandpa, How Did You Avoid This?
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Didn't You Hear The News
This Morning?
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They Say
When The Volcano Erupted
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The Spores Didn't Reach
The Water Supply
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In New Jersey.
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You Know, I'm Curious.
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00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:04,433
You Planning
To Breast Feed?
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Ooh!
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Contraction!
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00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:12,733
Oh, Oh!
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00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:15,600
Elvin, Was That You?
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00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,733
Oh, Honey,
Breathe, Breathe.
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00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,100
Oooohh!
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00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,433
Oww!
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00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,600
Martin,
The Contractions?
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00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,700
Yes!
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00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,866
( Screaming And Confusion )
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00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,600
But, But...
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00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,700
I'm Ready For More!
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00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,333
That's
The Attitude.
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00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,833
All For One...
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00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,600
Men:
And One For All!
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00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,600
And Three For Five!
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00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,566
Should We Get
The Cars?
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00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:40,766
Yes, Get The Cars.
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00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:41,933
You'll Be
All Right?
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00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:43,266
Breathe!
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00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,300
( Gleeful Squealing )
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00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,933
Oh, Russell,
Go Get Our Car.
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00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,933
We'll Take
The Unwed One.
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00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,466
I Won't Make It.
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00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:03,100
Yes, You Will.
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00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,000
I Can't Take It,
This Hurts!
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00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,233
I Haven't Even
Given Birth Yet!
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00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:08,566
Shut Up!
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00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:10,233
I Hope
Sandra's Wrong
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00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:11,700
About The Twins.
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00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,000
I'll Crack.
260
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,500
I Can't Take It!
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00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,666
Shut Up!
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00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,866
Shut Up.
263
00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:18,866
Now, What Happened
264
00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:21,000
To All That
Military Man Stuff
265
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,433
You Were Talking
A Minute Ago?!
266
00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:26,266
That Was Before
I Had The Contraction!
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00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:27,933
Shut Up!
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00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:30,466
Hey, Fellas,
Wait A Minute.
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I Am Beginning...
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00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,400
To Sense Some Fear In This Room!
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00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:39,900
Now...
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00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,233
If Things Are This Bad
Right Now
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00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,066
We're Probably Thinking
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They'll Be
A Lot Worse, Right?
275
00:15:47,566 --> 00:15:48,700
Uh-Huh.
276
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,900
Shut Up!
277
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:53,900
Now, When I Was On
The Wrestling Team
278
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,166
In High School
279
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,833
My Coach Would Say
280
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,833
"The Toughest Battle
You'll Face
281
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,766
Is With Your Courage."
282
00:16:00,766 --> 00:16:02,566
Then...
283
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:08,166
He'd Look Each Of Us
In The Eye, And Say
284
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:12,833
"When The Tough Get Going,
The Tough Get Going!"
285
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,700
One For All.
286
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,300
All:
One For All.
287
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,800
All For One.
288
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,433
And Three For Five.
289
00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:28,700
Oh!
290
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:29,933
Oh!
291
00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:32,266
Oh, Oh, Oh!
292
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:56,466
Dr. Strauss.
293
00:16:56,466 --> 00:16:57,800
Dr. Huxtable.
294
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,700
All The Huxtables.
295
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:03,666
I See You Came
To Make A Delivery.
296
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,533
Any Men Deliver Yet?
297
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:09,366
Yes, Your Neighbor
Jeffrey Engels Gave Birth
298
00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:11,266
A Couple Minutes Ago.
299
00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:13,500
Well,
Let's Burn Rubber.
300
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,566
Jeffrey!
301
00:17:17,566 --> 00:17:20,266
Cliff, Clair.
302
00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,333
We Heard You Just Delivered.
303
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,166
Yes, I Did.
304
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,100
Theo:
How Was It?
305
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,433
Theo, I Can Only Say
It Was A Miracle.
306
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:31,433
To Think That My Body
307
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:34,433
Could Bring Forth
A Little Tiny Creature
308
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:36,933
That Exists On Its Own.
309
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:39,966
I'm Filled
With Such Wonder.
310
00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:43,100
They Laid It On My Chest
For Me To Hold.
311
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:46,766
It Had Such A Sweet,
Angelic, Little Face.
312
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,866
It Put My Whole Life
Into Perspective.
313
00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:53,733
Mr. Engels, What Did It
Feel Like Giving Birth?
314
00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,700
What Did It Feel Like?
315
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,533
Didn't You Hear Me
Screaming In There?!
316
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,100
It's The Worst Pain
317
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,233
I Ever Felt In My Life!
318
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:05,666
I Didn't Know That Pain
Like That Could Exist.
319
00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:07,066
The Horror!
320
00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:10,266
I Don't Understand
How Mother Nature Could Allow
321
00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:13,766
Such Terrible Suffering
To Happen To A Human Being!
322
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:20,866
Excruciating, Searing,
Grueling, Unbearable
323
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,266
Piercing Pain!
324
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:27,133
And When I Think Of
Where That Baby Came Out Of...
325
00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:28,766
Aaahhhhhh!!
326
00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:32,100
( Screaming And Confusion )
327
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,766
Calm Down...
328
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,333
Calm Down!
329
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,400
Ooh, Uh!
330
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,200
Uh, Ooh!
331
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,200
Oh... Oh... Oh!
332
00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:52,133
Breathe.
333
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,900
Cliff, Honey,
Please Breathe!
334
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,066
Breathe!
335
00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:58,266
( Crying )
336
00:18:58,266 --> 00:19:00,733
Yes, Honey,
Yes, Yes.
337
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,000
Breathe.
338
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,133
Breathe!
339
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:06,133
Knock Me Out!
340
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,466
Knock Me Out!
341
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:11,033
Knock Me Out!
342
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:12,266
Dr. Strauss!
343
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:13,500
It's Coming!
344
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,700
Oh...
345
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,433
Push, Push.
346
00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,966
I Am Pushing!
347
00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:19,133
Oh, It's Big!
348
00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:20,300
Oh!
349
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,633
Ohhhh!
350
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,500
Oh!
351
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,466
Where Did This
Come From?
352
00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:31,566
Oh, Look, Honey.
353
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,400
A Sloop With Full Mast.
354
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,433
Take It Out!
355
00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:38,666
Oh...
356
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:41,100
Take It Out!
357
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,300
Ah, Ah!
358
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,633
Take This Thing Out!
359
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,366
Breathe, Breathe!
360
00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:49,100
It's Out!
361
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,933
Whoa!
362
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:53,033
Sports Car.
363
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,366
Ahh!
364
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:56,600
Ah, Just What
I Always Wanted.
365
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,133
Clair:
Doctor, We're
Having A Problem.
366
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:01,533
No, Cliff,
You're Tensing, Honey.
367
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,900
I Want You
To Breathe!
368
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,900
Come On, Inhale,
And Push.
369
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,566
And Push!
370
00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:08,900
And Push, Come On.
371
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:13,400
( Screaming )
372
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:25,900
Oh, Cliff.
373
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,033
Oh, Honey.
374
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:30,933
Oh, Oh!
375
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,166
Argh!
376
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,866
Yahhh!
377
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,333
Oh, Cliff.
378
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,533
Oh, Honey.
379
00:20:55,866 --> 00:20:57,200
Clair...
380
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,466
Clair, Clair.
381
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,133
Hmm?
382
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:06,066
Oh, Clair,
I Love You So Much.
383
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:08,933
And I Love Women.
384
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:12,433
I Think Women Are
The Most Wonderful People
385
00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:15,200
On The Face
Of This Earth.
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