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Mom!
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Mom.
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Yes?
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You Have To See This.
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Olivia Is Amazing.
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Okay, Show It To Me,
Whatever It Is.
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Olivia, You've Never Seen
This Book, Right?
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Never Seen It.
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And No Coaching, Right?
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No Coaching.
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Mom, Keeping All That In Mind
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Please Turn To Any Page
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And Pick
A Sentence.
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All Right, Olivia.
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I'd Like You To
Read This Sentence.
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You Got It.
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"The Brown Cow Ate
The Green Grass."
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Yes, Amazing!
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And Every
Word Correct.
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And She's Going To Be Four
Next Month.
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Mom, Have You Ever Seen
Any Child, Including Me
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Who Could Do This?
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Actually, When
Vanessa Was Three
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She Was Good--
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But She Wasn't Nearly
As Good
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As You Are, Olivia.
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You See, You're A Genius.
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Okay, Now, Um...
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What Sound Does
A Cow Make?
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Mooooo!
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Is She Amazing
Or What?
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She Does
Impressions, Too.
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Hey, Dad, You Have
To See This.
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Okay.
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"The Farmer Sat
On The Tractor."
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So What Else Happened?
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Let Me Finish
Reading, Please.
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Mom, We're On Our Way
To Susan's House.
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We're Having A "We Survived
The Chemistry Exam" Celebration.
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That Sounds
Like Fun.
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The Party's
For Girls Only.
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'Cause Guys Are Jerks.
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But Not All Guys, I Mean
You're Okay, Dr. Huxtable.
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But You're A Man,
You're Older.
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Not That You're Old,
But You're Not 16.
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I Don't Know
What It Is
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About That Age.
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They Don't Tell The Truth
And Talk About Sports
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And They're Always Talking
Behind Your Back
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No Matter Who You Are.
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That's Why They're Jerks.
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I Hope Susan Makes
Some Clam Dip.
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I Love
Clam Dip!
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Thank You.
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Well, See You Later.
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You're Welcome, Bye.
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Her Mouth Is Fast.
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I'm Bored.
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Me, Too.
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What Can We Do?
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I Know.
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Let's Call Up Somebody.
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Who Can We Call?
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We're All Sitting Here.
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Wait A Minute.
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The Idea Here Is
Not To Be Bored, Right?
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All:
Yeah.
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I Know How We Can Have
Big Fun!
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How?
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A Whole New Way To Play
The Alphabet Game.
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Wait A Minute.
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I'm Not Drinking.
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I'm Not Allowed
To Drink.
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Well, You Won't Have To.
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Unless You Lose.
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If My Parents Even
Smell Liquor On My Breath
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They'd Kill Me!
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Your Parents
Aren't Here.
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Live A Little.
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Okay, I'm In.
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I'm In.
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Okay.
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Come On, Vanessa,
You, Too.
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All Right.
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Now The Rules
Are The Same.
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We Got Through And Name
A City For Each Letter.
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Whoever Breaks
The Rhythm, Loses.
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And When You Lose,
Bottoms Up.
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Okay, We'll Go
From Left To Right.
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Starting With...
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Patsy, Go.
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Atlanta.
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Buffalo.
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Chicago.
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D.C.
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Hold It, Hold It.
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No, No, No.
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Do You Mean
Washington, D.C.?
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Yeah, Washington, D.C.
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Sorry, But Washington
Is The City.
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D.C. Is The District
Of Columbia.
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Come On, You Guys,
Let Me Have It.
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Rules Committee?
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All:
Loser!
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Come On,
Girl.
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Come On.
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Ooh!
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Tastes So Good.
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Go For It.
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Come On,
Come On.
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No, No, No, No.
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No Sipping.
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You Have To
Down This One.
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All Chanting:
Go Kara! Go Kara!
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Go Kara! Go Kara!
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(Screaming)
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Way To Go, Kara.
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Ugh!
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How Do You Feel?
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Warm.
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Ooh!
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Next Round,
Vanessa Has "E."
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Evanston.
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Fargo.
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Galveston.
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Hackensack.
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Indianapolis.
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Jersey City.
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Uh...
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"K!"
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You Broke The Rhythm, Kara.
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Should Have Said
Kansas City.
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Kansas City!
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No, Sorry.
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Too Late.
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Drink, Drink, Drink.
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All:
Drink, Drink, Drink.
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Come On.
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Down The Hatch.
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(Applause And Cheering)
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You're Used
To It Now.
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Still Okay?
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I Feel No Pain.
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Round Three,
Vanessa, Do "L."
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Okay.
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Uh, Uh...
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Eliston!
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Guys, Guys,
I Hear Loser City.
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No, No, Los Angeles,
Lubbock...
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Please!
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Too Late.
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Hey, I'm Having Fun.
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Oh, Yeah.
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Signed, Sealed
And Delivered.
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Drink It Down.
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Waaaaay Down.
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(Gleeful Screaming)
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Oh, Come On.
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Come On.
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Chanting:
Drink, Drink, Drink...
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Drink, Drink, Drink.
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(Cheering And Applause)
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Tastes Good,
Doesn't It?
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Oh, No!
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My Parents Will Be
Home Soon.
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Everybody's Got
To Clean Up And Get Out.
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I Can't Drive.
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Then Leave Your Car Here.
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I'll Call You A Cab.
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Just Get Out.
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You Get Out, Too.
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What Did I Do?
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Just Go.
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Vanessa, Who Are You Calling?
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I Have To Call My Sister.
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Because My Sister Will
Pick Me Up.
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Okay, You Just Hurry.
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Wait.
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I Love Your Phone.
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(Phone Ringing)
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Hello?
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Denise?
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Don't Let Mom And Dad
Listen In.
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Vanessa?
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I Need You To Come
And Get Me.
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It's Serious.
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Bourbon, Too Much Bourbon.
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That's Nice, Okay.
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I Need Me To Pick You Up.
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Because Kara Is Drunk.
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Bombed, Shhh.
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Uh, Okay, Yeah, Sure,
I'll Come Get You.
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Okay, Bye.
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Bye, Okay.
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I Thought Kara Was Bringing
Vanessa Home.
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Oh, Yeah, Well, Uh...
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Kara Can't Drive.
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It's Her Battery.
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Dead.
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This Is Your Favorite Movie,
I'll Get Her.
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00:08:02,853 --> 00:08:05,856
No, No, Dad, This
Isn't My Favorite Movie.
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00:08:05,856 --> 00:08:07,258
I'm Going, Bye.
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Shh, Shh!
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Denise?
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I Love You.
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I Love You, Too.
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I'm So Glad You're
Home From Africa.
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Ohhh.
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Take It Easy, Girl.
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(Crying)
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I Didn't Even Buy You
A Wedding Present.
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It's Okay, It's Okay.
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Shhh!
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(Squealing)
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Clair:
Honey, While You're
In The Kitchen
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Would You Please
Bring Me Some Juice?
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Cliff:
You Got It.
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00:09:01,148 --> 00:09:02,641
You, Uh...
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00:09:02,641 --> 00:09:04,977
You Want This With
Mayonnaise Or Mustard?
220
00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:05,978
Um...
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00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,813
Just Tomato.
222
00:09:41,151 --> 00:09:44,148
No, Just Leave Me Here.
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I Want To Go To Sleep.
224
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Come On, We're
Almost There.
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Denise?
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What's The Matter
With Vanessa?
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She's Just Really Tired.
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Really?
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She Looks Terrible.
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Ooh!
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00:10:01,466 --> 00:10:04,535
And Her Breath Smells, Too.
232
00:10:04,535 --> 00:10:06,942
You Just Go To Bed And
I'll Take Care Of Vanessa.
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00:10:06,942 --> 00:10:09,307
Fine, Then I Won't
Have To Smell Her.
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00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:12,410
Fine.
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00:10:13,778 --> 00:10:14,947
All Of Them?
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00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,714
Well, No, Angela.
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00:10:16,714 --> 00:10:19,717
I Don't Think It's Just
Your Daughter's Fault.
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00:10:19,717 --> 00:10:22,950
Vanessa Didn't Have To Do
What Everybody Else Was Doing.
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00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:25,890
Well, I'm Sorry
That It Happened, Too.
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Thank You For Calling.
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00:10:27,391 --> 00:10:28,426
Yeah, Bye.
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00:10:31,949 --> 00:10:34,941
Sammiches, Coming Up.
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Sammiches.
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00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:39,403
Angela Henning
Just Called.
245
00:10:39,403 --> 00:10:41,439
While She And Her
Husband Were Out
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00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:44,950
Her Daughter And Friends,
Our Daughter Included
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Played The Alphabet Game
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00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:49,680
While Chug-A-Lugging Bourbon.
249
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,947
It Seems Vanessa Was
Very Drunk When She Left.
250
00:10:52,947 --> 00:10:54,949
She Must Have Lost.
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00:11:08,632 --> 00:11:09,900
Ah!
252
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,471
We Didn't Know You
Brought Vanessa Home.
253
00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:17,675
Oh, That's Because You Guys
Were Enjoying The Movie So Much
254
00:11:17,675 --> 00:11:19,743
We Just Went Around Back.
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00:11:19,743 --> 00:11:21,021
What Is That Aroma
256
00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:22,847
Coming From
Those Sheets?
257
00:11:22,847 --> 00:11:23,881
Huh?
258
00:11:23,881 --> 00:11:27,885
What Is The Aroma Coming
From The Sheets?
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00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:29,620
Well, Um...
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00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:32,023
On The Way Home,
Vanessa Got The Flu.
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She Was Gonna Throw Up
In The Car
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But She Didn't.
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00:11:36,017 --> 00:11:38,662
When She Got Home,
She Just...
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00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:43,279
If She Has The Flu
I Better Take A Look.
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00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:45,619
No, Dad, I Already Checked Her.
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00:11:45,619 --> 00:11:47,654
That's Your Sister
In There.
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00:11:47,654 --> 00:11:49,727
But It's Also
Our Daughter.
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00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:51,732
I'll Go Wash These Sheets.
269
00:11:51,732 --> 00:11:53,734
Why Don't You Do That?
270
00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:03,726
Daddy?
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00:12:03,726 --> 00:12:04,731
Daddy...
272
00:12:04,731 --> 00:12:06,673
It's My Head.
273
00:12:06,673 --> 00:12:09,176
My Stomach.
274
00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:12,045
Can You Give Me Something?
275
00:12:14,728 --> 00:12:17,150
Nothing I Can Give You.
276
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,729
There's No Cure.
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00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:20,728
Oohhh...
278
00:12:21,729 --> 00:12:22,731
Vanessa?
279
00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:25,325
Vanessa?
280
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,594
Vanessa?
281
00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:30,430
Uh.
282
00:12:38,729 --> 00:12:40,641
Vanessa?
283
00:12:40,641 --> 00:12:43,543
Vanessa, I'm Talking To You.
284
00:12:43,543 --> 00:12:45,379
Your Mother's
Talking To You.
285
00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:51,285
Vanessa, Mrs. Henning Called.
286
00:12:51,285 --> 00:12:54,688
We Know Everything
That Happened At Her House.
287
00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:56,731
Ooohh.
288
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,659
We Won't Talk Punishment
289
00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:00,731
Because You're Learning
Your Lesson Right Now.
290
00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:02,731
Oh, Thank You.
291
00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:13,040
(Slam)
292
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,541
Oh!
293
00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:29,189
Hi.
294
00:13:31,558 --> 00:13:34,328
What Are You Doing Here?
295
00:13:34,328 --> 00:13:36,732
I'm Eating A Bowl Of Cereal.
296
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,132
You're Supposed To Be Out
297
00:13:39,132 --> 00:13:41,635
But You Keep Coming Back.
298
00:13:41,635 --> 00:13:44,037
You Don't Understand
What That Means.
299
00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:47,731
You Come Here, You Eat Cereal,
Pork Chops, Anything.
300
00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:52,212
You Hounded Us For Your
Own Apartment.
301
00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:54,728
Now That You Have It,
Why Are You Always Here?
302
00:13:54,728 --> 00:13:56,483
I'm Not Always Here.
303
00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:58,385
I Just Came To Visit.
304
00:13:58,385 --> 00:14:01,488
In That Case, Why Didn't
You Come See Us
305
00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:04,391
Before You Started
Eating Cereal?
306
00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:09,728
I Knew You Were On Your Way
To The Kitchen Eventually
307
00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:12,499
So I Figured We'd Meet Here.
308
00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:15,735
You Came Down Here
To Eat Our Cereal.
309
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,606
Okay, We Ran Out.
310
00:14:19,606 --> 00:14:21,074
Right, Right.
311
00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:23,110
By The Way,
I Saw Vanessa.
312
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:24,378
Oh, You Did.
313
00:14:24,378 --> 00:14:26,730
I Was Upstairs
In The Bathroom
314
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,729
Taking A Shower.
315
00:14:31,385 --> 00:14:32,728
We Ran Out Of Soap.
316
00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:36,727
She Was Banging On The Door.
317
00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:39,092
She Said She Was
Really Sick.
318
00:14:39,092 --> 00:14:42,732
Vanessa And Her Friends
Got Drunk Last Night.
319
00:14:42,732 --> 00:14:44,498
Whoa.
320
00:14:44,498 --> 00:14:46,433
Vanessa Drunk?
321
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:48,235
That's Pretty Severe.
322
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,733
Took Us By Surprise, Too.
323
00:14:49,733 --> 00:14:52,734
I Never Thought She Would
Crack Under The Pressure.
324
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:55,609
What Pressure?
325
00:14:55,609 --> 00:14:57,726
The Pressure Of Growing Up
In This Family.
326
00:15:00,147 --> 00:15:03,116
You Guys Don't Realize
What It's Like
327
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:05,185
Being A Huxtable Child.
328
00:15:05,185 --> 00:15:08,121
Because Of What
You Have Achieved
329
00:15:08,121 --> 00:15:11,224
The World Expects More
From Us Than Other Kids.
330
00:15:11,224 --> 00:15:15,295
There's Nowhere Else
Left For Us To Go But Down.
331
00:15:19,299 --> 00:15:21,535
So That's Our Fault.
332
00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:23,036
Think About It, Dad.
333
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:24,438
You're A Doctor.
334
00:15:24,438 --> 00:15:25,728
Mom's A Lawyer.
335
00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:27,728
That's A Lot Of Pressure.
336
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:30,735
We've Never Said, "Son,
Become A Doctor Or Lawyer."
337
00:15:30,735 --> 00:15:32,734
We Said Go To School, Study
338
00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,214
Become What You Want.
339
00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:36,729
There You Go-- Pressure.
340
00:15:39,735 --> 00:15:41,688
Go To School.
341
00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:43,557
Become Something.
342
00:15:43,557 --> 00:15:45,735
That's A Lot Of Pressure, Mom.
343
00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:48,735
All My Friends See It.
344
00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:53,066
Theo, When Do You
Feel This Pressure?
345
00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:58,726
Every Now And Then.
346
00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,733
This Is Not About Pressure.
347
00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:03,726
Vanessa Got Drunk
348
00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:06,729
Because She And Her Friends
Were Bored.
349
00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:09,516
Although They Had Television,
Vcr Cassettes
350
00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:11,351
Audio Cassettes,
Books.
351
00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:12,728
And Each Other.
352
00:16:12,728 --> 00:16:15,455
They Call Each Other
Every Five Minutes
353
00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:16,733
When They're Away.
354
00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:18,729
Yet They Were
Bored Together.
355
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:19,734
You See.
356
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:25,733
So You See, Vanessa
Did Not Feel Pressure From Us.
357
00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:29,735
The Pressure She Felt Was
From The People She Was With.
358
00:16:32,105 --> 00:16:33,573
Okay, Mom.
359
00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:36,733
And To Show You
I'm An Open Minded Person
360
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:39,646
I'm Going To Bring Up
What You Said
361
00:16:39,646 --> 00:16:42,482
In My Next Discussion
With The Guys About Pressure.
362
00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:46,253
Thank You Ever So Much.
363
00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:56,062
Hi, Mom.
364
00:16:56,062 --> 00:16:58,498
How Was School?
365
00:16:58,498 --> 00:17:00,066
Painful.
366
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:02,435
I Wish You Hadn't
Made Me Go.
367
00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:03,731
I Felt Sick All Day.
368
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:08,542
Oh, I'm So Sorry
That Happened To You.
369
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,734
Come Sit With Me
A Little While.
370
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,726
I'd Really Like
To Go To Bed.
371
00:17:12,726 --> 00:17:13,727
No, Not Yet.
372
00:17:13,727 --> 00:17:15,727
Cliff, She's Here!
373
00:17:15,727 --> 00:17:20,253
Hey, Vanessa, You're
Just In Time.
374
00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:27,728
Just In Time To Play
The Alphabet Game With Us.
375
00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,729
Dad, You Can't.
376
00:17:29,729 --> 00:17:32,399
If You're Going To Play
The Alphabet Game
377
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:35,468
We Want You To Be Good,
So You Don't Lose.
378
00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:36,670
I'm Playing, Too.
379
00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:37,437
You?
380
00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:41,374
Starting Her Out Young
So She'll Build Up.
381
00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:45,579
We Don't Want Her To Cave In
Under The "Pressure."
382
00:17:46,546 --> 00:17:47,733
I Still Feel Sick.
383
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,115
Don't Make Me.
384
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:50,733
I Said I Would Never
Drink Again.
385
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,726
I'll Start With Letter A.
386
00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:54,733
All Right, Hey.
387
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,256
Altoona.
388
00:17:56,256 --> 00:17:58,391
Boston.
389
00:17:58,391 --> 00:17:59,735
Colorado.
390
00:17:59,735 --> 00:18:00,735
Stop.
391
00:18:00,735 --> 00:18:01,735
Hello?
392
00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:03,196
No Such City.
393
00:18:03,196 --> 00:18:04,726
Where Is The City
Named Colorado?
394
00:18:04,726 --> 00:18:06,333
Colorado, Wyoming.
395
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,729
Go Get The Book.
396
00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:09,726
Don't
Try It.
397
00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:10,730
Colorado, Wyoming.
398
00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:12,105
You Better Chug-A-Lug.
399
00:18:12,105 --> 00:18:14,541
But I Said
There's A Colorado.
400
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,729
Don't Be Shy,
Go On.
401
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,178
Goodness Gracious.
402
00:18:18,178 --> 00:18:19,312
Wow!
403
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,730
You Did This
All Night Long, Huh?
404
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:28,729
All Right, Boys,
Here They Come.
405
00:18:32,425 --> 00:18:33,733
Whoa!
406
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,662
Hey!
407
00:18:35,662 --> 00:18:37,631
"D," Vanessa.
408
00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:40,467
Detroit.
409
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,236
Uh, Uh, Um...
410
00:18:43,236 --> 00:18:46,273
No, You Don't
Uh, Uh, Um...
411
00:18:46,273 --> 00:18:48,730
No, That Was The First Syllable
412
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,729
Of The Town Eatonville.
413
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:54,047
When You Hesitates
Like That...
414
00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:56,216
There You Go.
415
00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:57,217
Chug-A-Lug,
Chug-A-Lug.
416
00:18:57,217 --> 00:18:59,286
Let It Not Be Said
That I Couldn't Play.
417
00:18:59,286 --> 00:19:00,732
♪ Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug. ♪
418
00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:03,390
Hit It, Big Momma.
419
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,734
Whoa.
420
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,735
Yes, Indeed.
421
00:19:07,735 --> 00:19:09,496
Ahem.
422
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,464
Here We Go, "F."
423
00:19:11,464 --> 00:19:14,200
Fort Lauderdale.
424
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,731
Genoa.
425
00:19:15,731 --> 00:19:17,604
Houston.
426
00:19:17,604 --> 00:19:19,729
Iowa City.
427
00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:21,074
"J?"
428
00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:22,728
No, Ain't No "J."
429
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,044
I Don't Know.
430
00:19:24,044 --> 00:19:26,279
The Little People
Count, Too.
431
00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:28,730
Dad, You Cannot
Make Rudy Drink.
432
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:31,732
Take Your Hands
Off Me, Please.
433
00:19:31,732 --> 00:19:33,386
Dad, You Can't.
434
00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:34,731
Hey!
435
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:39,729
Here You Go, Smarty.
436
00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:46,433
No, No, No.
437
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:47,500
Eww.
438
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,336
No, You Lost.
439
00:19:49,336 --> 00:19:50,570
It's Nasty.
440
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,638
You Lost.
441
00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:52,734
Look At Me.
442
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,407
Drink Her Down.
443
00:19:54,407 --> 00:19:55,575
Drink Her Down.
444
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:57,477
Go On,
Hit It.
445
00:19:57,477 --> 00:19:58,733
Go On.
446
00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:00,513
Go, Rudy.
447
00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:01,648
All Right.
448
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:04,684
What You Gonna Do,
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug?
449
00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:05,730
All Right, You.
450
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,731
Uh, "B?"
451
00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:07,731
"K."
452
00:20:07,731 --> 00:20:09,155
"K," Kenosha.
453
00:20:09,155 --> 00:20:10,457
"L..."
454
00:20:10,457 --> 00:20:11,558
No, "L."
455
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,326
Why Can't I Get "L?"
456
00:20:13,326 --> 00:20:14,727
I Don't Know.
457
00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:18,730
But You're In A "L"
Of A Jam Now.
458
00:20:23,731 --> 00:20:25,727
I Tell You What.
459
00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:29,576
The Person Who Loses
Every Fourth Time
460
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,579
Has To Drink
Four Drinks.
461
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,047
There You Go.
462
00:20:34,047 --> 00:20:35,728
Four Shots?
463
00:20:35,728 --> 00:20:37,384
Four Shots.
464
00:20:37,384 --> 00:20:38,730
That's The Bonus.
465
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,353
Drink Her Down.
466
00:20:40,353 --> 00:20:41,454
Drink Her Down.
467
00:20:41,454 --> 00:20:43,356
Dad, Look,
I Promise.
468
00:20:43,356 --> 00:20:45,458
I Will Never Drink Again.
469
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,728
You Are Stalling.
470
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:49,730
Come On, Chug-A-Lug
Like Last Night.
471
00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:52,532
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.
472
00:20:52,532 --> 00:20:54,334
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.
473
00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:56,102
All:
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.
474
00:20:56,102 --> 00:20:57,731
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.
475
00:20:57,731 --> 00:20:59,731
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.
476
00:20:59,731 --> 00:21:01,728
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.
477
00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:04,644
All Right!
478
00:21:04,644 --> 00:21:07,647
Hey, All Right!
479
00:21:08,731 --> 00:21:10,049
This Is Tea.
480
00:21:11,726 --> 00:21:14,154
All:
Ha, Ha, Got You!
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