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What's Happening, Homey?
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What's That?
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A Refrigerator
I Bought For My Son.
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Jake Gave Me A Great Deal.
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I'm Taking It Over
To His Apartment.
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Just Wanted You To See It.
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That Is Great.
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That Will Go Beautifully
In His Bedroom.
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You've Been Over
To His Apartment?
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And I've...
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Not Been Invited Over There Yet.
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I Just Went To Help Select
A Color For His Bedspread.
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Why Would He Invite You
For Color?
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I Know Color.
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I Think He Wanted
A Woman's Touch.
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A Man Knows Colors
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Just Like A Woman Knows Colors.
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Ask Me A Color, Go Ahead.
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I Bet I'll Know It.
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Why Is It My Son
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Doesn't Want Me Over
At His Apartment?
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Because Of Your Stories.
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What Stories?
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When You Get Around
Theo's Friends
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You Tell Long, Rambling Stories.
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Your Eyes Roll Back
In Your Head...
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You Have No Idea
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What This Does To The Listener.
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People Have To Listen
To You Do This.
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They Begin To Feel Like
Their Lives
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Are Very Short.
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I Have Seen Theo And His Friends
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Actually Sneak Out Of The Room
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Just To Get Away.
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Since I'm Helping Pay
For That Space He's Living In
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I'm Going To Take
This Refrigerator
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Over To His Apartment
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And I'm Going To Go Into
His Apartment
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Why? Because I Have
A Refrigerator.
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And If His Friends Are There
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If I Decide I'm Going
To Tell A Story
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I'm Going To Tell A Story.
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Why? Because I'm Paying
For The Space.
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If I Want To Talk
For A Week
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I Will Talk For A Week.
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They Can Get Up All They Want
And Go Outside.
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I Will Go Outside
Talking To Them
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And If They Run, I'll Run
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Telling My Story,
If It Takes Three Weeks.
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Because I'm Talking
About What?-- Philosophy.
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I'm Talking About Life.
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Trying To Give
The Short Cuts
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So They Don't Take
The Long Way
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And The Next Thing You Know,
People Are Doing Things...
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That's All Right,
You Can Leave Too.
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'Cause I'll Talk
If Nobody's There.
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Why? Because I Love Myself.
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And I Know What I'm Saying.
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We're All Hooked Up
In The Kitchen.
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The Tube's Set.
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Gentlemen,
Our Latest Invention
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Will Bring Us One Step Closer
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To Living In A State
Of Complete Laziness.
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The Intra-Room
Beverage Transport System.
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Guys, I Must Say
I Lucked Out
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Finding Two Engineering Majors
To Be My Roommates.
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Your Admiration Inspires Us.
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(Knocking)
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Open Up The Door,
It's Your Father!
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Hey, Dad!
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You Came Over.
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You're Darn Right.
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And I'm Coming In, Too.
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And If I Want To,
I'm Sitting Down.
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I Bought Something
For You.
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What Is It?
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It's A Refrigerator.
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All Right, Thanks, Dad.
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I Needed This.
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Darn Right.
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This Was Given To You
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By A Person You Haven't
Invited Over Here Yet.
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I'm Glad You're Here Now.
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Sure You Are.
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You Got To Meet
My Roommates.
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This Is Danny And Glenn.
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I'm Meeting Roommates,
Darn Right.
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They're Engineering Majors.
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I'm Sitting Down, Too.
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You Look Like A Man
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Who Enjoys A Good
Root Beer.
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I've Been Known To Partake
Of A Root Beer Now And Then.
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Darn Right.
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They Designed This
And I Helped Build It.
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Is This Coming From
The Supermarket Next Door?
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Let Us Have A Toast.
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And May You Two,
Whatever You Have
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Rub Off Onto
Whatever He Doesn't.
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Oh, Boy.
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Ah!
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Good Root Beer.
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But You Know,
The Best Root Beer...
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That I Ever Had...
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I Was In Manitoba, Canada.
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This Root Beer
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Was Called...
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Big Moose Root Beer.
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Bet It Was Good.
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Yes, Indeed.
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Uh...
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It Was Good Root Beer.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You're Welcome.
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Dr. Huxtable
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Tell Us More.
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I'd Like
To Hear More
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About The Root Beer.
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I'll Make This Short.
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Big Moose Root Beer
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Was Stored And Aged
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In Real, Real, Wood.
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Mr. Howser, You Ask Him
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For A Ham Sandwich
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Mr. Howser Would
Wash His Hands
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Every Time
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Before He Made
A Ham Sandwich.
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Dad, They Asked You
About Root Beer
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A Long Time Ago.
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I Get
The Connection.
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It's About Time.
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Back In The Old Days
They Took Time
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To Do Things
Right.
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Yeah.
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I Love The Way You Weave
These Themes Together.
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When I Was In College...
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Oh, Man...
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See, We Just Didn't Hang Around
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Chasing After Girls...
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There Was
Eight Of Us
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Lived In An Apartment
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We Actually Lived
In A Building
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Two-Story Building
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27 Of Us.
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And So...
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Our Parents Were Going
To Come...
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To Visit Us
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And We Hadn't
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Cleaned That
House Up Good
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Guess It Must Have Been
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Two, Three Months.
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Whoa!
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We Poured Buckets Of Water
On The Floor
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So You Had Water
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Oh, Must Have Been About
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About That High.
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On The Floor?
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Then We Put On
Our Bathing Trunks
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And Taped Sponges To The Bottom.
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You're Talking About
A Good Time, Man.
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Just Run And Woosh!
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Across The Floor.
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We Had A Guy
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Name Was Bumpy.
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He Was Six-Three
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Six-Foot-Three
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Weighed 155 Pounds.
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He Did The Corners.
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Hey.
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You've Been Gone All Day.
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Where Were You?
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I Spent Most Of The Day
At The Hospital
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But That Was After
I Spent A Few Hours
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At Theo's Apartment.
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You Did Not.
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And I Wanted To Leave
After About 20 Minutes
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But His Roommates Kept Asking Me
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To Tell Stories.
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You Told Stories?
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I Certainly Did.
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What Stories Did You Tell?
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Oh, Clair, There's So Many.
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I Don't...
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I Told Him About When
I Entered The Talent Contest
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When I Was Pledging
The Fraternity
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And How I Sang
My John Henry Song.
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♪ John Henry ♪
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♪ Was ♪
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♪ Hitting That
Hammer Down... ♪
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Thank You.
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♪ And He Had
A 12-Pound Hammer... ♪
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Thank You, Thank You!
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What's Wrong?
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Thank You.
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No, No,
The Boys Enjoyed It.
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Let Me Tell You
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The Best Part Of The Visit...
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I Had To Leave.
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I Told Them I Had To Go.
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And I Walked To The Car
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And Theo Was With Me.
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He Put His Arm Around Me.
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And He Said
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"Dad, My Roommates
Really Loved You.
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"And For The First Time
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I Really Saw You As
An Interesting Person."
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And He Gave Me
A Hug And Said
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"I Just Didn't See You
As My Father.
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"I Saw You
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As My Friend."
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Cliff...
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That's Pitiful.
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Oh, Hi.
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What Are
You Doing?
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I Have A Problem.
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Glenn, Danny And I
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Were Thrown Out
Of Our Apartment.
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I Have To Have All
My Stuff Out By Tomorrow.
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So, I Guess I Have
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To Live
Here Again.
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What Happened?
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Well, After Dad Left
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We Started Sliding Across
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The Kitchen
Floor.
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And You Were Making
A Lot Of Noise?
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No, The Water Leaked Down
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Into The Landlord's Apartment
Below Us.
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00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:02,452
What Water?
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We Threw Five Buckets
Of Soapy Water On The Floor.
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Then We Tied Sponges
To Our Butts.
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You Tied Sponges To Your Butts?
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Well, Yeah, To Slide
Across The Floor On.
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Theo, Where Did You Get
Such A Ridiculous Idea?
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Dad Told Us This Story
How He Did It In College.
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I Told You Not
To Tell Those Stories.
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See What Happened?
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Are You Telling Me
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Because I Told This Story
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That It's My Fault?
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Where Did He Get The Idea?
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Look, I Also...
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Shut Up!
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I Also Told Him
The Story About John Henry
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Who Was A Steel-Driving Man.
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The Boy Didn't Go Out
And Drive Any Steel.
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I Told Him How
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His Mother Worked Hard
And Had Children
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While Going Through Law School.
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Has He Had A Baby?
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Has He Tried
To Go Through
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00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:13,996
Law School?
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Has He Studied Hard? No.
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So How Can That Be
My Fault?
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It's Not My Fault.
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I'm Going To Take A Nap.
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You And Theo Work This Out.
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Man To Man,
Friend To Friend.
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Just Stay Off My Kitchen
Floor, Both Of You.
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Hey, Dad.
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00:13:46,395 --> 00:13:48,775
How You Doing?
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Oh...
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00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,145
Is There...
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00:13:52,145 --> 00:13:53,398
Who's Place Is That?
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Dad, I'm Sorry.
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I Guess Since Theo's Back,
I Forgot We Had Another Person.
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I Didn't Set Another Chair.
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Well, Set It.
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Dad, I Bet You Didn't
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00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:07,789
Think This House Would
Ever Be This Full Again.
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It's Just Like The Old Days.
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Yeah, Just Like The Old Days.
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Who Asked You?
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Maybe We Should Hang
A Sign Outside.
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00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:20,244
"Huxtable Hotel-
We Turn Nobody Away."
274
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,482
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
275
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:26,550
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
276
00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:27,786
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
277
00:14:29,353 --> 00:14:31,790
You're Not Back Yet.
278
00:14:32,782 --> 00:14:34,791
You Have To Let Him Stay.
279
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,161
You Got Him Thrown Out.
280
00:14:37,161 --> 00:14:38,462
Great Story, Dad.
281
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:41,532
I Could Just Picture You
Back In College
282
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,135
Surfing Along
The Kitchen Floor.
283
00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:46,670
I Want To Tie Sponges
To My Behind.
284
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,273
Surf's Up.
285
00:14:49,273 --> 00:14:51,208
Olivia, That's So Adorable.
286
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,787
Isn't She Adorable, Dad?
287
00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:54,111
Surf's Up.
288
00:14:54,111 --> 00:14:56,414
I Heard The Joke The First Time.
289
00:14:58,215 --> 00:15:00,789
This Dinner Is Wonderful.
290
00:15:00,789 --> 00:15:03,789
But I've Got To
Make A Run, Okay?
291
00:15:03,789 --> 00:15:04,788
Where You Going?
292
00:15:04,788 --> 00:15:07,790
Don't Worry, I Just
Want To Make A Run.
293
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,561
Good, Isn't It?
294
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,497
All:
Yeah, This Is Great.
295
00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:18,726
Look, Look.
296
00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:20,729
Look What They Did
In The Kitchen.
297
00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:24,270
All Those Tiles
Have To Be Pulled Out.
298
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,730
Every Stinking One
Of Them.
299
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,508
Surfing On, On...
300
00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:29,733
On The Kitchen.
301
00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:32,731
What Were Those Boys
Thinking Of?
302
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:36,249
Where Did They Get
That Insane Idea?
303
00:15:36,249 --> 00:15:38,729
Mr. Fuentes,
College Boys, You Know.
304
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,731
They Don't Think.
305
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,733
I Don't Blame The Boys.
306
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,734
You Know Who Is Responsible?
307
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,725
The Parents.
308
00:15:47,731 --> 00:15:51,297
The Parents Today
Are Too Easy.
309
00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:54,367
Their Boys Don't Grow Up
To Be Men.
310
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:57,370
They Keep Them Like
Little Children
311
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,726
So They Ask Their Mommies
And Poppies
312
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,734
To Wipe The Spit
Off Their Faces.
313
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:07,729
Sometimes They Don't Behave
The Way You Teach Them.
314
00:16:07,729 --> 00:16:09,582
No, My Two Boys
315
00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:13,731
They Do Everything
To Make Me Proud.
316
00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:17,156
My Oldest Son Is A Surgeon.
317
00:16:17,156 --> 00:16:19,425
A Big Surgeon.
318
00:16:19,425 --> 00:16:21,294
My Youngest--
319
00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:24,063
He's A Student
At Cornell University.
320
00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:25,756
He's Studying There.
321
00:16:25,756 --> 00:16:28,692
I Finished Cleaning Up
All The Broken Plaster.
322
00:16:28,692 --> 00:16:29,693
All Right, Tito.
323
00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:31,461
Throw This In The Incinerator?
324
00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:34,012
Incinerator, Are You Crazy?
325
00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:36,013
You Don't Put Plaster
In An Incinerator.
326
00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:39,009
I'm Gonna Get Fined By The City.
327
00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:43,009
Bigger Than The Last Time You
Tried To Burn The Rubber Tires.
328
00:16:43,009 --> 00:16:45,609
Put This In
The Dumpster.
329
00:16:45,609 --> 00:16:47,477
Okay, Pop.
330
00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:53,009
Mr. Fuentes?
331
00:16:53,009 --> 00:16:55,652
Did He Call You "Pop"?
332
00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:56,871
Who?
333
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:57,972
Is That Your Son?
334
00:16:57,972 --> 00:17:02,388
You Think
He Looks Like My Son?
335
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,391
I Mean, He Called You "Pop."
336
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,392
No, He's A Worker.
337
00:17:07,392 --> 00:17:08,394
Oh, Okay.
338
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:11,391
Everybody Calls Me Pop.
339
00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:13,755
Oh, Pop, I Forgot.
340
00:17:13,755 --> 00:17:16,324
Mom Wants You To Pick Up
341
00:17:16,324 --> 00:17:18,390
Some Ground Chuck
For Dinner.
342
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:20,388
Pardon Me.
343
00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:22,964
What Is Your
Last Name?
344
00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:25,166
Fuentes.
345
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,701
No, It Is Not.
346
00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:28,837
I Told You
It Is Not.
347
00:17:28,837 --> 00:17:30,772
Now Get Out Of Here.
348
00:17:30,772 --> 00:17:32,307
Pardon Me, Sir.
349
00:17:32,307 --> 00:17:34,342
Are You His Son?
350
00:17:34,342 --> 00:17:36,177
I Don't Know,
Am I, Pop?
351
00:17:36,177 --> 00:17:38,146
Que Estas Acundo Aqui?
352
00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:41,386
No Ves Que Estoy Adlanda AquiEste Senor De Vegaso Ombre
353
00:17:41,386 --> 00:17:43,386
Es Un Ombre Muy Importante
354
00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:45,389
Es El Padre De Los MuchachosQue Estavan Aqui.
355
00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:46,389
Vete.
356
00:17:46,389 --> 00:17:48,223
Huh?
357
00:17:48,223 --> 00:17:51,693
Why Didn't You Learn Spanish?
358
00:17:53,393 --> 00:17:55,964
You Make Me Ashamed.
359
00:17:55,964 --> 00:17:58,233
Now Get Out
Of My Face.
360
00:17:58,233 --> 00:17:59,386
Okay, Pop.
361
00:17:59,386 --> 00:18:02,337
Don't Forget
The Ground Chuck.
362
00:18:02,337 --> 00:18:04,386
You Know Mom.
363
00:18:07,393 --> 00:18:10,387
Mr. Fuentes, Please,
I Would Appreciate It
364
00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:14,148
If You Would Reconsider
Letting The Boys Back In
365
00:18:14,148 --> 00:18:16,117
If They Behave.
366
00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:19,153
Well, I Don't Know, Maybe.
367
00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:22,857
Maybe All This
Can Be Covered By Insurance.
368
00:18:22,857 --> 00:18:25,827
But Who Will
Compensate Me
369
00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:26,995
For The Emotional Stress?
370
00:18:26,995 --> 00:18:29,964
Everything I Have
Suffered?
371
00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,390
Well, Um...
372
00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:36,391
What If I Add
An Extra $20 A Month?
373
00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:37,705
Twenty Dollars?
374
00:18:37,705 --> 00:18:38,394
Thirty.
375
00:18:38,394 --> 00:18:39,774
I Have Suffered Much.
376
00:18:39,774 --> 00:18:41,393
30, 30, Then.
377
00:18:41,393 --> 00:18:43,393
And My Wife, Carmelita.
378
00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:46,390
She Has Suffered, Too.
379
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:47,391
Forty.
380
00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:49,391
I Welcome Your Son
381
00:18:49,391 --> 00:18:51,390
With Open Arms.
382
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:52,395
Thank You.
383
00:18:52,395 --> 00:18:55,290
Send Your Son
To Me.
384
00:18:55,290 --> 00:19:00,995
America Is
A Wonderful Place.
385
00:19:00,995 --> 00:19:05,300
Where Everybody
Gets A Second Chance.
386
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,968
Thank You,
Thank You.
387
00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:08,392
Thank You.
388
00:19:10,972 --> 00:19:13,074
Send The $40 In Cash.
389
00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:22,685
♪ Meany, Meany, Meany, Meany ♪
390
00:19:22,685 --> 00:19:23,786
♪ Say What? ♪
391
00:19:23,786 --> 00:19:25,488
♪ Meany, Meany, Meany, Meany ♪
392
00:19:25,488 --> 00:19:27,087
♪ Say What? ♪
393
00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:29,686
Hey.
394
00:19:29,686 --> 00:19:30,745
Hey, Dad.
395
00:19:30,745 --> 00:19:32,155
All Right.
396
00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:33,456
There You Go.
397
00:19:33,456 --> 00:19:36,059
I Was Going To
Watch A Movie.
398
00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:39,742
Don't Have Time,
You're Out Of Here.
399
00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:43,299
But Where Am I Going?
400
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:45,746
Mr. Fuentes Has Let You
And Your Friends
401
00:19:45,746 --> 00:19:47,603
Back In The Apartment.
402
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,604
All Right.
403
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,743
Here We Go, Pack Up.
404
00:19:50,743 --> 00:19:51,750
Why Rush?
405
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,043
I Can Go In The Morning.
406
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:55,611
No, You Can't.
407
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,181
You Have To Get Out
Of Here Now.
408
00:19:58,181 --> 00:20:00,283
You Have To Go
Back There.
409
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,584
You're In The Apartment.
410
00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:03,742
Mr. Fuentes Said You Can
Come In.
411
00:20:03,742 --> 00:20:05,521
There'll Be No Partying.
412
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:09,425
No Building Things
That Tear The Place Down.
413
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:12,749
Stop Sliding On The Floor
With The Soap Suds.
414
00:20:12,749 --> 00:20:16,466
From Now, Go To Sleep,
Get Up, Study
415
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,745
You Go To Class, You Study,
You Go To Sleep, You Eat.
416
00:20:19,745 --> 00:20:21,170
That's It.
417
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:24,407
Then Graduation, Yay!
418
00:20:26,109 --> 00:20:30,743
But, Dad, What Kind
Of Existence Is That?
419
00:20:30,743 --> 00:20:32,746
School's Not Just
For Studying.
420
00:20:32,746 --> 00:20:35,747
I Want To Experience All
That College Has To Offer.
421
00:20:35,747 --> 00:20:37,748
I Want A Full Campus Life.
422
00:20:37,748 --> 00:20:41,751
How Much More Of A Full
Campus Life Do You Want?
423
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:44,193
Being Thrown Out
Of Your Apartment?
424
00:20:44,193 --> 00:20:45,751
How Full Do You Want It?
425
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:47,063
Jail?
426
00:20:49,298 --> 00:20:51,749
You Understand?
427
00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:53,403
Get Your Stuff.
428
00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:56,239
Don't Get Dressed,
You Don't Need To.
429
00:20:56,239 --> 00:21:01,277
You're A College Student And
This Is How You Should Dress.
430
00:21:01,277 --> 00:21:04,147
You Look Wonderful Like This.
431
00:21:04,147 --> 00:21:05,747
Keep Moving.
432
00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:07,742
Just Go.
433
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,486
I Got Him Out
434
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:13,456
And I'm Coming Back
For The Twins
435
00:21:13,456 --> 00:21:16,092
And All Other People
Under Four-Foot-One.
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