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It's Kind Of Late
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To Ask My Parents
About This.
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It's A Trip To Egypt
On An Archaeological Dig.
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We'll Be Part
Of History.
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How Many Students
Get A Chance To Do This?
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You Guys Are Right.
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All Right,
I'm Going To Ask Them.
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Mom?
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Dad?
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Clair:
We're In Here.
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They'll Never Go For It.
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You've Got To Try.
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Now Is The Best Time
In Our Lives To Do This.
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We're Young And We're Single.
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If We Don't
Do It Now
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We'll End Up
Like Our Parents.
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They Never Did Anything
When They Were Young.
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You Don't Want
To Turn 50
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And Be Saying
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"I Wish I Went
To Egypt With My Buddies.
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"I Had The Chance, But I Let It
Slip Out Of My Grasp.
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"Now I'm Old And Lonely
And Bitter...
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Living In The Projects."
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All Right, I'll Do It.
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All Right.
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You Guys, I Can't Do This.
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There Is No Way My Mom
And Dad Will Give Me $1,500.
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Don't You Have
Any Savings?
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I Had $750 From My Job.
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My Mom And Dad Kicked In
The Other Half.
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I Spent All My Money.
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Remember The Damages
From That Party?
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$500.
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All Those Parking Tickets I Got.
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$325.
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Hey, Lou, How Did You
Get The Money?
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I Got A Grant
Because I Have A 4.0 Average
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And My Parents Don't Have
Much Money.
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You Got The Wrong Parents.
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They're Rolling In It.
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Just Because
They're Rolling In It
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Doesn't Mean
They'll Give Me The Money.
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I Can See My Mother Now.
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"$1,500?
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You Want Us To Give You $1,500?"
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Then My Dad's Going To Say
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"That's A Lot Of Money
For Someone Who Only Gets C's."
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Tell Them The Trip
Will Be Very Educational
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And Result In Your
Getting Higher Grades.
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I Won't Tell Them That.
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Why?
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I'll Have To Get Higher Grades.
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And That's Going To Kill You?
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We'll Go In There With You
When You Ask.
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We'll Be Like The Three Points
Of An Ancient Pyramid.
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Thus, You Will Receive
Great Cosmic Power.
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Hey, Mom.
Hey, Dad.
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Greetings, Dr. Huxtable,
Mrs. Huxtable.
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I Need To Ask You Guys
A Question.
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Uh, When You Think Back
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To The Very Foundation
Of Civilization
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What Period Sticks Out
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As The One You'd
Most Like To Visit?
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The One When Your Mother And I
Had No Children.
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That Was A Very Clever Retort,
Dr. Huxtable.
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Thank You, Howard.
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Okay, Gentlemen,
Get On With This.
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I Do Have
A Life To Live.
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A Professor Is Putting Together
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An Archaeological Dig In Egypt
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And I Would Like
Your Permission To Go.
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Of Course.
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Go Ahead.
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I Need $1,500.
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Well, I Think You Better
Get A Spoon
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And Go Out
In The Backyard, Son.
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You Want Us
To Give You $1,500?
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$1,500 Is A Lot Of Money
To Give Somebody
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Who's Just Making C's.
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I Wouldn't Need This Money
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If It Hadn't Been
For Some Unforeseen Expenses.
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Like What?
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When You Threw A Party
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After We Went Away
For The Weekend
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And Your Friends
Busted All The Furniture?
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Or Amassing Over $300
In Parking Tickets?
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Exactly.
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You See, Those Things
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Were Not My Fault.
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I Didn't Know All Those Kids
Would Show Up.
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And For Those First
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15 Parking Tickets
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They Never Sent Me
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A Notice.
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Most Of The Expense
For This Trip
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Is The Plane Ticket.
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I Didn't Make Up The Price
For The Ticket.
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And I Cannot Help It
If We're So Rich
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I Can't Get A Grant.
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Your Mother And I
Graduated From College
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Then We Went On
To Graduate School.
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Graduated.
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We Are Rich.
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You Have Nothing.
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Dr. Huxtable
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If You Allow Theo To Go
With Two Students
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Such As Lou And Me
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It Could Have
A Good Influence On Him.
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We'll Straighten Him Out.
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If You Two Could
Straighten Out This
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There Would Be
A Small Grant In It For You.
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Hey.
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Does That Mean I Can Go?
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We Didn't Say That.
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No, First Of All We Have
To Know Something About--
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How Long Are You
Going To Stay There?
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What Are The Conditions?
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And Will You Being Staying
By Yourself In Certain Places?
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After All, You Are
Just A "C" Student.
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No Problem.
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I'll Have Professor Grayson
Talk To You Guys.
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Theo Will Be
Better For This.
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I Guarantee It.
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I Agree.
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Okay.
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Let Me Put It To You
This Way.
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We Haven't Said
He's Going To Go.
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But If He Does
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You Two Are To Be
Held Responsible.
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And If He Comes Back
The Same As He Was
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You Owe Us $1,500.
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Professor Grayson?
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Hi, Theo.
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Can I Ask You
A Question?
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Sure.
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I Was Talking To My Parents
About The Trip.
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They May Say Yes
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But I Need Someone
To Talk To Them
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To Give Them That Extra Umph.
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I'd Love To Meet Your Parents.
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How's Tonight At 6:00?
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All Right.
Thanks.
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Hey, Guys.
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Neil, How Did You Make Out
With Your Parents?
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My Dad Offered Me
More Money
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If I Transferred To
The University Of Cairo.
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I Think He Was Kidding.
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How About You Guys?
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We're In, But Theo's
In Parental Limbo.
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They'll Decide
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After They Talk
To Professor Grayson.
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Gene, You Going
To Egypt?
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I'm Not Spending My Money
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To Go Someplace Where It's
110 Degrees In The Shade.
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Professor Grayson:
The Last Time We Met
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We Were Discussing
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The Contributions
Of Black Africans
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On The Egyptian Civilization.
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The Kush Kingdom Ruled Egypt
From 747 To 656 B.C.
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There Was A Great Mixture
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Of Cultures And Races
Coexisting In Egypt.
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I Would Have Fit In Very Well.
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Are You Egyptian?
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No, I'm Not.
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Are You Irish?
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You Think
Everybody's Irish.
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My Great-Grandmother Was Irish.
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I Knew She Was A Sister.
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But I'm Not Only Irish.
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There Are Two Parts Left.
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Does Anybody Want
To Take A Guess?
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Jewish.
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No.
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Native American.
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That's Right-- Cherokee.
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I'm Cherokee, Too.
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I Knew She Was A Sister.
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By The Time
Class Is Over
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She'll Be
Everybody's Sister.
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There's One Part Left.
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Anybody?
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Korean.
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Japanese?
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No.
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Chinese?
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No. You've Used Up
Your Turn.
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I Think I Know
The Last Part.
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African-American.
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Correct.
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Really?
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Whoa.
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( Doorbell Ringing )
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Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.
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Hello, Kenny,
Come In.
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Rudy's Upstairs.
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Thank You.
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Mrs. Huxtable,
Can I Ask You Something?
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Yes.
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Do You Have Any Jobs
At Your Law Office?
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Are You Looking For A Job?
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No, My Brother Is.
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He Wants To Change Careers?
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Yeah, He Got Fired From His Job.
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What Happened?
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He Had A Big Date, So He
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Borrowed The Company Car.
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The Company Car?
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He Wanted To Take Her
Someplace Special.
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Where Did They Go?
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Florida.
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Don't You Think
That Was A Little Out Of Line
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Taking The Company Car
To Florida?
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He Brought It Back
Full Of Gas.
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You Realize If Your Brother
Worked At Our Law Firm
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He'd Work For Me.
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That's Okay.
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This Is The Brother
Who Wouldn't Work For A Woman.
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I Know, But He's Desperate.
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I Might Welcome The Opportunity
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To Have Your Brother
Work For Me.
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If He Does A Good Job,
You Could Promote Him.
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Then He Could Work For A Man.
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Kenny, Come Here.
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Your Brother Has Poisoned
Your Mind Against Women.
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One Of These Days
You'll Quote Your Brother
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To A Woman Who Is
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Less Civilized Than I
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And She'll Grab You
By Your Ankles
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And Twirl You Around
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Until Those Caveman Ideas
Come Swirling Out Your Ears.
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You Want That To Happen?
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No.
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I Suggest You
Tell Your Brother
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If He Comes
Into My Office
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Spouting Those
Muddleheaded Ideas
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I'll Become Like That
Less-Civilized Woman.
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Got It?
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Yes, Ma'am.
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Good.
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Mrs. Huxtable?
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Yes?
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Do You Know If Dr. Huxtable
Has Any Jobs
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In His Office?
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We'll Spend
Two Days In Giza.
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That's Where
The Sphinx Is.
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Check This Out.
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"Students Will
Also Visit Abydos."
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That Was
The Temple Of Seti.
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He Was The Father
Of Ramses Ii.
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I Hope We Visit
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The Valley Of The Kings
And King Tut's Tomb.
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I Hope We Find Some Of
King Tut's Treasures.
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They Cleared Out The Tomb.
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There's Nothing Left.
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Maybe There's Treasures
Buried In The Tombs
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Of The People Who
Worked For King Tut--
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Like King Tut's Tailor
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Or His Baby-Sitter.
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They May Have
Gold Statues.
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If You Found Those Things
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You'd Have To Turn Them
Over To The Government
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For Scientific Research.
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If I Find A Statue,
I Got To Give It Up?
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That's Right.
265
00:12:06,798 --> 00:12:08,131
Here's A Question.
266
00:12:08,131 --> 00:12:11,031
What If A Brinks Truck
Was Driving By
267
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:14,464
And The Back Doors Opened
And Money Fell Out?
268
00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:16,031
Would You Give That Up?
269
00:12:16,031 --> 00:12:18,498
You Can't Compare
An Ancient Statue To Money.
270
00:12:18,498 --> 00:12:19,498
Yes, I Can.
271
00:12:19,498 --> 00:12:20,698
Both Of Them
272
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:23,731
Will Buy Me
An Oceanfront Condominium.
273
00:12:26,764 --> 00:12:28,431
There We Go.
274
00:12:28,431 --> 00:12:29,431
Hey!
275
00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:31,598
No, Don't Touch It!
276
00:12:31,598 --> 00:12:33,931
This Is For
Professor Grayson.
277
00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:37,964
If You Moochers Want Something,
You Go In The Kitchen.
278
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:40,664
Dr. Huxtable,
Sometimes Those Remarks Hurt.
279
00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:42,664
I Call Them Like I See Them.
280
00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:45,131
You're A Moocher--
In The Kitchen.
281
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:48,664
Dr. Huxtable, You'll
Like Professor Grayson.
282
00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:50,298
She's A Brilliant Teacher.
283
00:12:50,298 --> 00:12:52,964
What's Fascinating
284
00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:54,764
Is That Her Origins Are
Difficult To Ascertain.
285
00:12:54,764 --> 00:12:56,964
You'll Never Figure Them Out.
286
00:12:56,964 --> 00:13:00,398
I Would Imagine
That People Like Your Professor
287
00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:04,164
Get Tired Of People
Walking Up To Them And Saying
288
00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:05,298
"What Are You?"
289
00:13:05,298 --> 00:13:08,398
But Professor Grayson
Does Not Mind.
290
00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:09,864
She Brought It Up.
291
00:13:09,864 --> 00:13:11,464
( Doorbell
Ringing )
292
00:13:12,398 --> 00:13:14,431
I'm Not Telling;
You Got To Guess.
293
00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:15,498
Don't!
294
00:13:15,498 --> 00:13:17,331
Please, I Asked You.
295
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,364
Hello, Theo.
296
00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,998
Hi, Professor Grayson.
297
00:13:20,998 --> 00:13:23,498
This Is My Dad,
Dr. Huxtable.
298
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,498
Professor.
Hello.
299
00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:25,631
Have A Seat.
300
00:13:25,631 --> 00:13:26,898
Hi.
Howdy.
301
00:13:26,898 --> 00:13:27,931
Howard, Lou.
302
00:13:27,931 --> 00:13:29,098
Well, Dad?
303
00:13:29,098 --> 00:13:30,264
Well, What?
304
00:13:30,264 --> 00:13:31,531
What Is She?
305
00:13:31,531 --> 00:13:34,931
Look, I Am Not Going
To Sit Around Here Playing
306
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,098
"What Is She?"
307
00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:39,064
I Know What You Are--
A Fool.
308
00:13:41,131 --> 00:13:43,231
People Ask Me That All The Time.
309
00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:44,898
Go Ahead And Guess.
310
00:13:44,898 --> 00:13:46,598
"Go Ahead And Guess"?
311
00:13:46,598 --> 00:13:47,764
Guess.
312
00:13:47,764 --> 00:13:49,431
I Would Have To Guess...
313
00:13:49,431 --> 00:13:51,431
You Want Me To Guess.
314
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,431
Everybody Wants
The Good Doctor To Guess.
315
00:13:54,431 --> 00:13:55,764
Then Fine.
316
00:13:57,764 --> 00:13:59,931
You're A Human Being.
317
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,164
Dr. Huxtable
318
00:14:01,164 --> 00:14:02,364
You're Stalling.
319
00:14:02,364 --> 00:14:04,031
We Want You To Guess
320
00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:06,164
All Parts
Of Her Background.
321
00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:07,264
All Three Parts.
322
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:10,331
Okay, Then All Right.
323
00:14:10,331 --> 00:14:13,131
Then Let's...
Let's Hit It.
324
00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:16,498
I Have A Question First.
325
00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:19,998
Let's Say That You
Are Running For President
326
00:14:19,998 --> 00:14:23,164
And You Are Going
To Address This Town.
327
00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:26,764
I Am The Town,
And I Happen To Contain
328
00:14:26,764 --> 00:14:31,264
All Three Of The Parts
Of Which You're Made Up Of.
329
00:14:31,264 --> 00:14:34,298
How Can You Make It
Significant To Me?
330
00:14:34,298 --> 00:14:36,764
This Is
A Very Clever Question.
331
00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:41,198
I'll Try To Come Up
With A Speech.
332
00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:44,098
My Fellow Citizens
Of The Good Town
333
00:14:44,098 --> 00:14:45,131
Of Grayson
334
00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:47,764
I Am So Happy
To Be Here Today.
335
00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:50,764
Looking Out On
Your Rolling Green Hills
336
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,764
So Well Known For
Its Beautiful Poetry...
337
00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:55,064
Poetry.
338
00:14:55,064 --> 00:14:58,098
And I Know Of Your Concern
About Drilling Rights
339
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,598
And The Proper Use
340
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:03,164
Of Our Land's Minerals
And Natural Resources.
341
00:15:03,164 --> 00:15:06,531
I Also Know Of
Your Concern For Equality.
342
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,964
We Will Work
Towards This Goal
343
00:15:08,964 --> 00:15:13,098
And Join Hands And Raise
Our Voices In Freedom.
344
00:15:13,098 --> 00:15:14,998
That Was Good.
345
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:19,231
I Got Every One
Of Those References.
346
00:15:19,231 --> 00:15:20,198
Dad?
347
00:15:20,198 --> 00:15:21,664
Shh.
348
00:15:21,664 --> 00:15:23,831
Rolling Green Hills.
349
00:15:27,498 --> 00:15:28,831
Rolling...
350
00:15:28,831 --> 00:15:29,998
Green...
351
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:31,564
Hills.
352
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,831
Golf.
353
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,298
Golf Course...
354
00:15:34,298 --> 00:15:36,164
Rolling Hills.
355
00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:37,498
See?
356
00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:40,998
And The Scottish People
Invented Golf.
357
00:15:45,331 --> 00:15:46,831
Now...
358
00:15:48,498 --> 00:15:51,498
Something About Drilling Rights.
359
00:15:54,098 --> 00:15:55,998
Oil.
360
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,664
Texas.
361
00:15:57,664 --> 00:16:00,731
Texas Once Was...
362
00:16:02,231 --> 00:16:04,164
Mexico.
363
00:16:10,898 --> 00:16:13,231
Ooh-Wee!
364
00:16:13,231 --> 00:16:14,764
And...
365
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:17,798
I Should Work For Immigration.
366
00:16:19,831 --> 00:16:24,398
We're Talking About Voices--
Raising Voices.
367
00:16:24,398 --> 00:16:26,331
Singing, Huh?
368
00:16:26,331 --> 00:16:28,164
Opera.
369
00:16:30,998 --> 00:16:32,698
Italy.
370
00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:35,331
So...
371
00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:40,664
I Say That You Are
Scottish, Mexican, And Italian.
372
00:16:40,664 --> 00:16:42,164
Ha-Ha!
373
00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:43,731
Deal With It.
374
00:16:46,498 --> 00:16:47,864
Hey, Dad
375
00:16:47,864 --> 00:16:49,798
Deal With 0 For 3.
376
00:16:50,998 --> 00:16:52,264
Really?
377
00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:53,831
Hello.
378
00:16:53,831 --> 00:16:54,998
Hi.
379
00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:55,998
Hello.
380
00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:58,331
You Must Be
Professor Grayson?
381
00:16:58,331 --> 00:17:00,064
A Pleasure
To Meet You.
382
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:01,398
I'm Clair Huxtable.
383
00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:04,564
This Is My Father-In-Law,
Russell Huxtable.
384
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,498
This Is
Our Daughter, Vanessa.
385
00:17:06,498 --> 00:17:09,764
We're Playing A Guessing Game
That Dad Just Failed.
386
00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:12,364
Well, I Had Bad Leads.
387
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,031
Can You Guess
Professor Grayson's Background?
388
00:17:15,031 --> 00:17:17,364
Dad Said Scottish,
Mexican And Italian.
389
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:18,531
That Is Silly.
390
00:17:18,531 --> 00:17:21,231
How Could You Think
Something Like That?
391
00:17:21,231 --> 00:17:22,264
You Try It.
392
00:17:22,264 --> 00:17:24,564
Let's See You
Go Down In Flames.
393
00:17:24,564 --> 00:17:27,864
It's Obvious Just Looking
At Professor Grayson
394
00:17:27,864 --> 00:17:30,498
That She Is Part
Native American.
395
00:17:30,498 --> 00:17:31,698
That's Right.
396
00:17:33,331 --> 00:17:34,931
Cherokee.
397
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,364
Lucky Guess.
398
00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:41,498
I Think I See Some Strong
Celtic Features In Your Face.
399
00:17:41,498 --> 00:17:43,998
Are You, By Chance,
Part Irish?
400
00:17:43,998 --> 00:17:45,231
Correct.
401
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,164
Dad...
402
00:17:48,164 --> 00:17:49,164
Yes?
403
00:17:49,164 --> 00:17:51,164
The Last One
Is Obvious.
404
00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:55,431
Professor Grayson, You Must
Be Part African-American.
405
00:17:55,431 --> 00:17:57,498
That's Correct, Also.
406
00:17:57,498 --> 00:17:58,798
My Brother.
407
00:18:01,731 --> 00:18:03,831
The Three
Of You
408
00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:06,864
Could See All That
Just From Looking At Her?
409
00:18:06,864 --> 00:18:08,198
That's Right, Son.
410
00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:13,064
We Would Have Known It
Even If Theo Hadn't Told Us.
411
00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:17,231
Okay, You All
Get Out Of Here
412
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:21,031
And Take Miss Heinz 57 Varieties
With You.
413
00:18:30,498 --> 00:18:33,498
Did Mom And Dad Give You
Permission To Go?
414
00:18:33,498 --> 00:18:35,498
They're Still
Thinking About It.
415
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:37,331
I Hope You Get To Go.
416
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:38,798
Your Teacher's Nice.
417
00:18:38,798 --> 00:18:41,864
I Like Her Too,
No Matter What Her Race Is.
418
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:43,931
That's Open-Minded Of You.
419
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:47,664
It Doesn't Matter What
Background A Woman Comes From
420
00:18:47,664 --> 00:18:50,964
As Long As She
Cooks And Has Money.
421
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,531
Please.
422
00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:55,664
I Know Why You Want To Go.
423
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:58,264
I'd Go Anywhere
With Miss Grayson.
424
00:18:58,264 --> 00:19:02,331
Kenny, She Wouldn't
Even Give You A Second Look.
425
00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:04,331
I'm Not Interested In Her.
426
00:19:04,331 --> 00:19:07,064
I Already Have
A Beautiful Woman.
427
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:07,964
Who?
428
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:09,031
You.
429
00:19:09,031 --> 00:19:11,031
You Do Not Have Me.
430
00:19:11,031 --> 00:19:12,564
I'm Just Your Friend.
431
00:19:12,564 --> 00:19:15,398
Sometimes
I Wonder Why I'm That.
432
00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:17,731
My Brother Says
I'm A Catch.
433
00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:19,298
If I Caught You
434
00:19:19,298 --> 00:19:21,364
I'd Throw You Back In The Ocean.
435
00:19:21,364 --> 00:19:25,564
Go Ahead, Because There's
Plenty Of Fish In The Sea.
436
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:31,598
Well, When The Fish See You,
They'll Start Walking On Land.
437
00:19:31,598 --> 00:19:34,898
Do You Guys Have To Do
This Here, Right Now?
438
00:19:34,898 --> 00:19:37,498
This Is A Very Tense Time
For Me.
439
00:19:37,498 --> 00:19:40,498
I'm Waiting For
Mom And Dad's Decision.
440
00:19:40,498 --> 00:19:41,998
Would You
Please Leave?
441
00:19:41,998 --> 00:19:42,998
Okay.
442
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:44,498
Come On, Mr. Catch.
443
00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:45,831
Let's Move It.
444
00:19:48,198 --> 00:19:50,831
No Man Will Ever Tame Her.
445
00:19:54,831 --> 00:19:56,164
We Got It.
446
00:19:56,164 --> 00:19:59,498
Your Mother And I
Have Come To A Decision.
447
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:03,664
We Think That It's Wonderful
For You To Spend The Summer
448
00:20:03,664 --> 00:20:06,131
Learning About
Ancient Civilization.
449
00:20:06,131 --> 00:20:07,364
You Do?
450
00:20:07,364 --> 00:20:10,831
But We Don't Want You
To Limit It To Egypt.
451
00:20:10,831 --> 00:20:12,598
We Want You To Broaden It.
452
00:20:12,598 --> 00:20:13,598
All Right!
453
00:20:13,598 --> 00:20:14,831
How Would You
454
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:16,831
Like To See Other Cultures--
455
00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:20,464
The Pacific Islands,
The Amazon Rain Forest?
456
00:20:20,464 --> 00:20:21,831
Do I Have Time?
457
00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:23,131
Definitely
458
00:20:23,131 --> 00:20:26,598
Because Your Mother And I
Would Like To Buy You
459
00:20:26,598 --> 00:20:30,598
A Membership To
The Museum Of Natural History.
460
00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:34,764
You Can Go There And See
All Of The Cultures Of Asia.
461
00:20:34,764 --> 00:20:38,198
There You Are, My Boy,
Having A Wonderful Time.
462
00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:39,431
Are You Serious?
463
00:20:39,431 --> 00:20:40,998
Yes. You Know What Else?
464
00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:42,764
Gotcha!
465
00:20:45,098 --> 00:20:46,264
Thank You.
466
00:20:46,264 --> 00:20:48,431
You And Mom Are The Best.
467
00:20:48,431 --> 00:20:50,431
I'll Go Thank Her Now.
468
00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:51,431
Wait.
469
00:20:51,431 --> 00:20:53,264
Give Me My Money Back.
470
00:20:53,264 --> 00:20:54,398
For What?
471
00:20:54,398 --> 00:20:56,398
Give Me The $45 Back.
472
00:20:56,398 --> 00:20:57,898
That Was A Joke.
473
00:20:57,898 --> 00:21:01,998
It Was A Good Joke,
And You Got Your Money's Worth.
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