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There Are No Interesting Movies.
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How About This One?
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Unusual Circumstances.
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You Guys Know
What That's About?
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That's A Remake
Of A French Movie.
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Hey.
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Dr. Huxtable.
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Didn't You And Mom See
Unusual Circumstances?
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Yeah.
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What's It About?
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Three Swinging Bachelors
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And They Live In
The Same Apartment
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And Somebody Leaves
A Baby Porcupine
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In Front
Of Their Door
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But Then A Dalmatian
Comes Along...
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And Attacks The Porcupine.
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The Porcupine Gives Some
Porcupines To The Dalmatian
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And They Had To Take
The Dalmatian To This Hospital
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Where They Meet
These Three Attractive Nurses.
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They Just Started To...
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It Was Just...
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That Was About
All There Was To It.
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That's Too Deep
For Us.
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And It Was Too Deep For Us.
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But We Laid Out
Seven Dollars Apiece
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So You Stay With The Movie.
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We Won't Make Any Movie.
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Denny's Already 15 Minutes Late.
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Again?
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It's Love.
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Denny's In Love?
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Worse, The Man's Hypnotized.
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He's Dating An Acting Student.
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Jade Marsh.
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At The All-Night Theater
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We Got A Triple Feature
Of Kung Fu Movies.
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They're Playing Enter The Ninja,
Fist Of Destruction
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And Master Chen Meets Master Fu.
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Kung Fu Movies.
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Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
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Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
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Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
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( Imitiating Bad Dub
Of Foreign Film )
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Chin Wa, I Thought
You Were Dead.
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Watch Yourselves
Or You'll Be In A
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Lot Of Trouble.
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( Sound Of Fists Hitting Flesh )
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Wah, Wah.
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Hey
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What Are You Looking At
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Potbelly?
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Chin Wa,
I Thought You Were Dead.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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( Birds Chirping )
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( Phone Ringing )
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Hello?
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We Don't Sell Rice Cakes Here.
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You've Got The Wrong Number.
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( Doorbell )
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It's The Lovebird.
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What's Up?
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Hey, Guys.
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Where Have You Been?
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Jade Has The Lead
In This Play.
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She Needs Me.
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Right, Denny.
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Jade Is Playing Medea.
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This Is Her Greatest Role Yet.
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She Wears This Very Short Toga.
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It's Powerful.
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That's Nice.
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You Have Anything In The Fridge?
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I Could Use A Snack.
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Mom And Dad
Bought Groceries This Morning.
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Let's Go.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey.
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Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
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Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
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No, No, No, No.
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What Are You Doing?
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We've Come For Food.
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Rice Cakes, Father.
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You've Come For Nothing.
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Two Dollars Per Person.
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You Won't Charge Us
Two Dollars For Food?
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See What He Grabbed?
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You're Getting A Deal
For Two Dollars Apiece.
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I Don't Have
Two Dollars.
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You Keep Giving Me
The Same Line.
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You Owe Me $492,000.
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You Have To See This.
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I Found It On The Way Over.
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I Was Walking On Atlantic Avenue
And Saw It In The Grass.
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Oh, Man!
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This Is An Expensive Watch.
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I Thought So.
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This Is A Designer Watch--
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A Jacques Pardeau.
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I Saw One Of These
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On Lifestyles Of
The Rich And Famous.
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Maybe I Should Take It
To The Police Station.
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A Policeman Didn't Lose This.
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They Can't Afford One Of These
On Their Salary.
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What Will I Do
With A Woman's Watch?
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Maybe There's A Woman
You Want To Give It To.
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Jade Would Love This.
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Let's Go To The Cafe.
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She Hangs Out There
After Rehearsal.
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What About This Food?
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I Need You To Back Me Up.
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You Know Me Around Women.
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My Mouth Dries Up
And Foam Comes Out.
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All Right, Den.
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We Got Your Back.
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Lou, Come On.
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I'm Paying Two Dollars For This.
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I'm Getting Food To Go.
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Thank You.
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I'm Feeling
The Foam Coming Back.
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Drink More Water.
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When You Give Her The Watch,
Remember What We Told You.
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Practice The Line.
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I Would Like
To Present You
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With This Token
Of My Affliction.
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No, Man, Affection.
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What Did I Say?
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Affliction.
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She'll Laugh In My Face.
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Theo:
You Guys.
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Jade's Here.
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Dennis, Darling.
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Hello, Leo,
Stu, Pritchard.
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Theo.
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Lou.
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Mitchell.
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Fine.
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Dennis, I Am Beside
Myself With Anger.
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What Is It,
My Sweet?
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How Could A Campus Newspaper
Write Vicious Things About Me?
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I Was The Star Of The Play.
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Listen.
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"The Only Problem This Reviewer
Had With The Play Mother Courage
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"Was The Performance
Of Jade Marsh.
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"Her Acting Reminds Me
Of A Ham And Cheese Sandwich
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Without The Cheese And Bread."
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Me--
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A Ham?!
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Don't Feel So Bad.
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Lots Of People Like Ham.
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This Is So Upsetting.
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I Must Have A Cappuccino.
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I'll Buy It For You.
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Denny, Wait.
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This Is The Time
To Give Her The Watch.
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Her Ego
Is Crushed.
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If Only Denny
Gets The Words Out.
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Come On, Den.
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Quit Drinking.
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Give Her The Watch.
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Lou:
He's Got
It Out.
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Mitchell:
He's Giving It To Her Now.
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I Don't See
Any Foam.
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Theo:
She's Getting All
Emotional Or Something.
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It Looks Like
The Real Thing.
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Touchdown!
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And The Extra Point!
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Mmmmm!
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I Got To Get Me
A Watch Like That.
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Hello.
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Theo.
Lou.
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Right.
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Have You Seen
The Lovely Ornament
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That My Dear Dennis
Gave To Me?
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Beautiful.
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It's The Most Gorgeous Gift
I've Ever Received.
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And Expensive.
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I Took It To Have It Appraised.
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You'll Never Love A Woman
As Much As Dennis Loves Me.
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Excuse Me.
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Yes?
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Are You Jade Marsh?
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Why, Yes.
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We Were Contacted
By A Mr. Kraus
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From Zak's
Jewelry Store.
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He Said You Had
A Watch Appraised.
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That's Correct.
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Is That The Watch?
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It Is.
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Are You Aware
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That Watch
Was Reported Stolen?
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Preposterous.
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This Was A Gift
From My Boyfriend.
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Could You Take It Off?
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Never.
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I Cherish It.
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I Won't Take It Off For Anyone.
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Jade, Don't You Think
You Should Cooperate
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With The Police Here?
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I Know My Rights.
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This Is An Invasion
Of Privacy.
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Dennis, Darling.
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They Have The Audacity
To Imply This Watch Is Stolen.
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Tell Them How
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You Bought It For Me
As A Symbol Of Our Love.
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Well, It's A Symbol
Of Our Love.
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I'd Like To See
The Serial Number
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On That Symbol
Of Your Love.
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If We Don't See
The Serial Number
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We'll Have
To Take You In.
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You Can Shackle Me
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And Throw Me In A Dungeon
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Before I'll Allow
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This Watch
To Leave My Wrist.
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Have It Your Way.
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If Truth
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Shall Be My Companion
In The Flames...
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So Be It.
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That Won't Be
Necessary.
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Dennis, Our Love
Will Carry Me Through This.
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Don't Leave Town,
Mr. Love.
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Hi, Rudy.
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Shh. Theo's On The Phone
With Lou.
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You Know Better
Than To Listen In.
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I Know.
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But This Is Good.
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What Are They
Talking About?
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Denny Found This Stolen Watch
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And Theo Talked Him
Into Giving It To Jade.
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The Police
Took Jade Away.
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Denny's At
The Police Station Right Now.
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May Have To Go To Jail.
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Whoa.
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Why Didn't Denny Just Tell Jade
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That He Found The Watch?
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You Know Guys.
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They're Dumb.
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If I Were Denny,
I'd Beat Theo Up.
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He Should Beat Him Up Good.
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00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:58,167
You Really Think So?
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Hello, Kenny,
I Have To Go Now.
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00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,834
You Were Talking To Kenny, Huh?
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00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,034
Yeah.
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00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:09,067
You Weren't Listening
To My Conversation?
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No.
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We Got To Go.
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You Better
Leave Us Alone.
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We Can Have You
Put In Jail, Too.
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( Doorbell )
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Hey, Man,
You Okay?
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I Guess Not.
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You Want To Talk
About It?
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The Police Said The Watch
Was Stolen Tuesday Night.
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I Was Cleared Because
I Was At Jade's Rehearsal.
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So Everything Worked Out.
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Jade And I Stood In Front
Of A Sergeant's Desk
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Surrounded By Drunkards
And Prostitutes
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And One Guy I Think
Was A Murderer.
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In Front Of All Them
I Told Jade I Found The Watch.
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How Did She Take It?
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She Called Me
A Despicable Conniving Cretin.
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Then She Pointed At Me,
Turned To The Sergeant And Said
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"Have Him Arrested
For Impersonating A Man."
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It Was The Most
Humiliating Moment
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In My Entire Life.
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00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:11,567
I Feel For You, Den.
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You Don't Know
How I Feel.
270
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:16,101
I Was Going To Give Her A Ring.
271
00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:17,567
I'm Sorry, Man.
272
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:18,834
Maybe Next Time.
273
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,901
I Have To Get Her Back.
274
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,901
You Know What To Do.
275
00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:25,001
You're Always
Messing Up With Women.
276
00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:28,167
Yeah, But I Never Get Them Back.
277
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,501
Is Your Dad Here?
278
00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:31,134
He's Good With Advice.
279
00:13:31,134 --> 00:13:34,167
But With My Dad
You've Got To Be Careful.
280
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:37,701
On A Good Day,
He Can Give Excellent Advice.
281
00:13:37,701 --> 00:13:39,901
Clear And To The Point.
282
00:13:39,901 --> 00:13:44,167
But On His Bad Days,
He Can Really Ramble.
283
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:50,834
He'll Lean Back In His Chair,
Let Out A Breath, Roll His Eyes
284
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:55,667
And Then You Have To Sit There
Until He Runs Out Of Words.
285
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,167
I'll Take My Chances.
286
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:59,201
I Just Want Jade Back.
287
00:13:59,201 --> 00:14:01,001
Okay.
288
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:02,234
Dad!
289
00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:03,734
Hey!
290
00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:10,234
I'll Ask Him
A Test Question
291
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:15,101
And We'll See If He's Having
A Good Day Or A Bad Day.
292
00:14:15,101 --> 00:14:16,634
Hey, Dad.
293
00:14:16,634 --> 00:14:17,467
Yo.
294
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:18,534
I Have A Question.
295
00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:20,134
What?
296
00:14:20,134 --> 00:14:23,734
My Professor Gave Me
A "C" On A Paper
297
00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:25,234
And I'm Really Upset.
298
00:14:25,234 --> 00:14:28,167
Yesterday He Invited
A Whole Bunch Of People
299
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,501
To His House For A Party.
300
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:33,834
I Don't Really Want To Go
Because I'm Still Upset.
301
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,167
Should I Go?
302
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,501
Go.
303
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,501
Don't Burn Your Bridges
Unless You Have A Boat.
304
00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:41,734
Thanks, Dad.
305
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:47,634
Dr. Huxtable, Can I
Ask You A Question?
306
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,201
Sure, Go Ahead.
307
00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:52,834
I Found This Expensive Watch
And Gave It To Jade.
308
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,501
It Turned Out To Be Stolen.
309
00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:57,834
After I Confessed,
She Dumped Me.
310
00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:00,401
How Do I Get Her Back?
311
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:03,234
You See... Sit Down.
312
00:15:20,234 --> 00:15:26,801
I Think It Was 1951...
313
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,867
( No Audio )
314
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,734
Easter Sunday.
315
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,067
I Had Some...
316
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:43,234
A Piece Of Lint
On The Side Of My Head.
317
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,901
And, Uh...
318
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:52,234
I Was Going With This Girl,
And She Already Had A Boyfriend.
319
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:54,901
She Told Me
320
00:15:54,901 --> 00:16:00,301
"Do You Want To Go With Me
While I'm Going With Him?"
321
00:16:00,301 --> 00:16:05,301
I Said, "As Long As You Say
You Still Love Me."
322
00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:07,634
She Said, "Yes."
323
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:11,367
I Can't Remember
What Her Name Was.
324
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:17,801
I Told Her To Meet Me In Church.
325
00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:22,301
So I'm Sitting There,
And She's Sitting There.
326
00:16:22,301 --> 00:16:24,634
Right Where The Lint Is.
327
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:29,034
Through The Whole Sermon.
328
00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:32,601
Dad?
329
00:16:32,601 --> 00:16:33,567
Yes?
330
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:35,901
What In The World
331
00:16:35,901 --> 00:16:39,734
Does That Have
To Do With Denny?
332
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:44,867
Denny Doesn't Have
A Piece Of Lint In His Hair.
333
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:55,234
I'm Talking About
Lint In My Hair And Easter.
334
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:58,901
During That Time
There's Another Lent.
335
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,467
Exactly, Dr. Huxtable.
336
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,967
No, Wait
A Minute, Dad...
337
00:17:06,967 --> 00:17:08,634
Exactly.
338
00:17:11,634 --> 00:17:13,367
Thanks, Dad.
339
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,801
Thank You.
340
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:30,667
( Phonograph Playing
"Suddenly, I'm All Alone" )
341
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,734
How You Feeling Now?
342
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,734
The Same.
343
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:39,901
I'm Glad We're Spending
The Night Together.
344
00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:42,534
Who Needs A Date
On A Saturday Night?
345
00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:46,401
I'd Much Rather Be
With My Male Friends.
346
00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:49,067
I Only Have Male Friends Now.
347
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,567
But, Den, That's Good.
348
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:52,901
Sometimes When I'm Out
With Justine
349
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:56,067
I Think Of You Guys
Hanging Out Together.
350
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,101
I Feel Like
I'm Missing Something.
351
00:17:58,101 --> 00:18:01,201
What?
352
00:18:01,201 --> 00:18:03,301
You Know, Talking, Laughing
353
00:18:03,301 --> 00:18:04,967
Doing The Guy Stuff.
354
00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:06,567
Just Being A Guy.
355
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,301
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
356
00:18:08,301 --> 00:18:10,267
It's Great.
357
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,801
Oh-Ho.
358
00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:17,967
I Know Exactly What This Is.
359
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:24,467
Four Guys Sitting There
All Alone.
360
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,967
Got No Dates.
361
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:27,934
0 For 4.
362
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,301
It Happens Every Now And Then.
363
00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:36,234
It's Not What
You're Thinking.
364
00:18:36,234 --> 00:18:38,567
We Decided It Would Be Great
365
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,567
For Us To Sit Here
366
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,367
And Hang Out
Around The House.
367
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:44,401
Really?
368
00:18:44,401 --> 00:18:47,234
That's Nice.
369
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,501
Why Don't You
Join Us, Dr. Huxtable?
370
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:52,934
I Think I Will
371
00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:56,767
Because My Wife Went Out
With My Sister-In-Law Tonight.
372
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,534
I Guess We're
0 For 5, Then.
373
00:18:58,534 --> 00:18:59,967
Not Really.
374
00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:02,301
Mine Will Be Back.
375
00:19:04,734 --> 00:19:08,301
You Ever Wonder What
Your Life Would Be Like
376
00:19:08,301 --> 00:19:10,367
If You Never Got Married?
377
00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:13,801
It's Funny
You Should Ask That.
378
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:27,234
I'm Talking About 1950... 1952.
379
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,901
I Was Working For A Pharmacist.
380
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:33,901
I Was Driving His Car
To Make A Delivery.
381
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:35,734
It Was A Desoto.
382
00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:38,634
No, No, No, It Was A Packard.
383
00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:41,667
No Disrespect, Theo,
I Can't Take This.
384
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,167
And I'm Driving
385
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:49,234
And This Very Painting
Is Similar To Where I Had To Go.
386
00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:51,267
Because Over Here
Was Harrisburg.
387
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:53,401
And This Was Philly.
388
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,534
And The Bridge...
389
00:19:55,534 --> 00:19:57,901
There Was A Sign Here
Said, "Detour."
390
00:19:57,901 --> 00:19:59,267
Lou:
Please, Theo.
391
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:02,667
I'd Rather Have Some Woman
Tell Me To Get Lost
392
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,901
Than Listen To This.
393
00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:09,734
The Bridge Looked Like
It Was Going To Go Out...
394
00:20:09,734 --> 00:20:12,234
Boy, That Packard
Could Hold The Road.
395
00:20:12,234 --> 00:20:15,667
You Sit Down On That Thing
And Drop It Into Second.
396
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:20,267
In Those Days You Had
To Press On That Clutch.
397
00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:23,234
And I'm Driving
With This Medicine
398
00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:28,167
Trying To Get Over There
And I Turned...
399
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:30,167
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