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Hey, Guys.
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What's Going On?
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Denny, Sit Down.
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Lou Was Regaling Us
A Tale From Art Class.
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Start At The Beginning.
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Our Teacher Said We'd Be
Doing Nature Portraits.
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I Figured We'd Draw Fruit.
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In Walks This Model
In A Bathrobe.
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Guy Or Girl?
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I Wouldn't
Be Telling This Story
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If It Was A Guy.
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The Bathrobe--
Did It Come Off?
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I Wouldn't Be Telling This Story
If It Didn't.
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I Spent My Morning
Studying Carbon Molecules.
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Lou:
Anyway, She
Unties The Bathrobe...
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Wait A Minute.
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Justine Just Walked In
With Some Guy.
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She's Been
In Here With Him
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A Couple Of Times.
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She Has?
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His Name Is Scott.
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I Saw Them At
A Movie Last Week.
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You Did?
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I Saw Them Studying.
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What?
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From The Same Book
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They Were Studying.
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A Guy Has Been
Hanging Around My Woman
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And No One Tells Me?
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We Figured
You Didn't Want To Hear.
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It Would Have Pained
Your Male Psyche.
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You're Supposed
To Be My Friends.
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You're Supposed To Tell Me
What's Going On.
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If I Saw Somebody
With Your Girlfriends
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I'd Tell You.
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I Don't Have A Girlfriend.
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I Already Know
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My Girl's Going Out
With Four Other Guys Anyway.
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Don't Jump To Conclusions.
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Maybe They're Not Serious.
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Looks Like He's Scoring
Some Pretty Big Points To Me.
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Looks That Way
To Me, Too.
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You Better Go
Put That Fire Out
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Before The Flames
Get Higher.
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I Think I Will.
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The Professor Put
The Book On The Table
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And Said, "If Any Of You
Can Write Like This
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I'll Sign Up
For Your Class."
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You Tell Such
Good Stories.
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Excuse Me.
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You're Not Supposed
To Be Sitting There.
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I Thought
This Table Wasn't Taken.
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Scott, This Is Theo.
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Hey, Theo.
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I Assume You Know Who I Am?
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She Just Told Me.
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That's Not Who I Am.
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That's Just My Name.
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Who I Am Is Justine's Boyfriend.
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You Didn't Tell Me
You Had A Boyfriend.
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Oh, You Didn't?
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You Know We're Free
To Date Other People.
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That's The Way You Wanted It.
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Look, My Friend...
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There Are About A Million
Other Women On This Campus
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That You Could Be
Hitting On.
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I've Seen You Hitting On
Quite A Few Yourself.
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You Have?
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That's Not The Issue Here.
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Justine...
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Shall I Leave?
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No.
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Good-Bye, Pal.
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What?
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I Said, 'Good-Bye.'
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Fine.
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Let's Go.
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Outside Now!
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I'm Not Fighting.
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Are You Scared?
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Let Me Tell You...
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Stop It!
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Theo, I Can't
Believe You.
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Me?
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What About Him?
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He Won't Even Fight
For Your Honor.
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Maybe I Prefer That
In A Man.
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Scott, Let's
Go Someplace
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Where The People
Aren't Behaving
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Like They're Wearing
Animal Skins.
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Fine With Me.
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Theo, Call Me Someday
When You're Acting Your Age.
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How Did It Go?
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He Left, Didn't He?
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( Doorbell )
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Hey, Dr. Huxtable!
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How You Doing?
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It Is So Cold
Out There.
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When I Stepped Outside,
This Freezing North Wind Hit Me.
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Actually, It Was The West.
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We Don't Have
A Weather Vane--
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We Have A Bird Feeder.
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But The Birds All Went South.
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I Still See
Some Of Them Around.
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Do You Think It Will Snow?
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Thank You.
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Is Vanessa Upstairs?
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Vanessa Will Not Be Here
Until Late, Late Tonight.
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Why Didn't You Say So?
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Tell Her I Went
To The Library
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To Pick Up That Book
By Edgar Allan Poe.
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You Know...
"Nevermore, Nevermore."
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I Wanted To Do
"The Pit And The Pendulum"
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But It's Too Scary.
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You Can Turn The Pages
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But The Words
Are Still There.
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It Will Snow
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Because When It Snows
It's Wet And Damp
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And It's Not
Right Now.
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I Wish I Could Ski.
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Whew.
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Thank You.
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Do You Remember
What To Tell Vanessa?
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I... I...
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You're Going To The Restaurant
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To Have Some Ribs
With Edgar Allan Poe
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At A Place Called
The Pit And The Pendulum.
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You'll Be There
Until The Snow Comes
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Because It's Wet Outside.
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Thank You.
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Bye.
Bye-Bye.
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( Knocking )
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Come In.
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Your Problems Are Behind You.
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Who's The Man You Want
To Get Rid Of But Can't?
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Scott.
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The Guy Who's Stealing
Your Girlfriend.
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We Know How
To Get Rid Of Him.
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Read This Ad.
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"Dr. Lotus--
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"Licensed Practitioner
Of The Spiritual Sciences.
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"Cures Illness, Ends Feuds,
Makes Unwanted People Go Away.
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"Results Guaranteed.
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27 Years At The Same Location."
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Guys, This Sounds Like
A Voodoo Doctor.
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You're In
A Desperate Situation.
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And The Situation
Is Getting Bleak.
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Can He Really Help?
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My Aunt Ruth Knew A Man
Who Owed Another Man Money.
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He Wouldn't Pay Him Back.
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He Went To A Guy
Like Dr. Lotus.
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The Next Day, The Other Guy
Grew A Donkey's Tail.
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His Ears
Tripled In Size.
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They Were Flapping
Against His Shoulders.
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Someone Definitely
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Put The Whammy On Him.
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What Do You Say, Theo?
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Howard?
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I've Read About This
In Anthropology.
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I've Seen Documentaries
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On People
Who Practice The Occult.
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They Seem Confident.
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You Think It Works?
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As A Believer In Empiricism,
I'm Skeptical.
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On The Other Hand
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I Don't Want To Say
Anything Against These People
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For Fear
I'll Wake Up One Morning
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With My Arms
And Legs Reversed.
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Hey, Mom, Hey, Dad.
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What's Happening?
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I Need To Ask Something.
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I Was Working On A Project
About Unexplained Phenomena.
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As A Doctor
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Have You Ever Seen
Something Happen To Someone
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That You Couldn't Explain?
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Like What?
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A Guy Growing A Donkey Tail
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And His Ears Growing So Large
They Flop Against His Shoulders.
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No, I've Never Seen
Anything Like That.
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But If You're Talking
About A Growth Malady
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Generally, These Things
Can Be Medically Explained.
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But Have You Ever
Witnessed Something
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That You Could Not
Explain Medically?
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There Was A Friend
Of My Grandmother's
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Who Was At The House.
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I Was In High School
Playing Football.
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I Had A Blow That Was
Struck To This Muscle Here.
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I Could Not
Run Or Play.
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The Game Was
The Next Day.
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The Woman Looked
At Me And Said
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"Go Upstairs
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"Bring Down
The Camphorated Oil
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"The Sock You're Going To Wear
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And A Copper Penny."
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I Brought It Down.
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She Poured The Camphorated Oil
Over The Sock
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Did A Swipe Like That,
Put The Penny On It
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Wrapped The Sock
Around It.
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So, I Went To Sleep
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And The Pain Was Gone.
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Camphorated Oil And A Penny.
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I Knew This Woman
Named Mrs. Minerva.
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Yes, Yes, Yes.
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Mrs. Minerva's Husband Was Dead.
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She Used To Tip Around
The Graveyard In Her Slippers
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So She Wouldn't Wake Up
The People She Didn't Know.
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Every Night Mrs. Minerva
Could Be Found
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Tipping Around The Graveyard
In Her Slippers Saying--
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"Elbert?
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"Elbert?
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It's Me-- Clara."
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I Don't Know Why,
But At That Very Moment...
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The Wind Would
Start To Blow.
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Did Elbert Come Back?
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No, He Was Dead.
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You Could Not Roller Skate
Past Her House.
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That's Right.
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And Ronald Brown--
Remember Him?
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Clair:
Yes, Yes.
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Ronald Went
Roller Skating Past
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And Ronald Could Skate.
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As Soon As He Hit
Where Her House Was
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Bam, He Hit The Ground!
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We Said,
"Uh-Huh, She's Got You."
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So That's...
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Why Would He Come Down
And Ask Us Something And Then..?
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That's Why These Children
Don't Learn Anything.
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Now, Mrs. Clark,
If You Do What I Say
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Your Husband Will Come Back
To You Within Six Months.
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I Guarantee My Results
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Or You Get Your Money Back.
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I've Been At This Location
For 27 Years
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So I'm Not Going Anywhere.
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And No One Asked Me To.
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Good-Bye.
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( Knocking )
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Come In.
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Dr. Lotus?
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Yes, I'm Dr. Lotus.
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Do You Gentlemen
Seek My Assistance?
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I Do.
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We're Just
His Friends.
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Well, Make Yourselves
Comfortable.
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Don't Touch That!
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Yes, Sir.
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No Problem.
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Just Be Careful.
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There Are Powerful Objects
In Here.
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I See That.
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What's This?
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Oh, Money Elixir.
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Say You Need Money.
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You Sprinkle This On The Shoes
Of The Man You Want Money From
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And He Will Give It To You.
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Wait, Wait, Wait.
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Does This Actually Work?
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00:11:51,831 --> 00:11:53,998
I Have Documented Proof,
If You'd Like.
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Don't Need It.
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00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:56,631
Hey, Doc, What's This?
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Locator Powder.
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If You Lose Something
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You Sprinkle This On The Spot
Where You Usually Keep It
263
00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:06,364
And Within Two Weeks
You Will Find It.
264
00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:08,031
I Sell A Lot Of This
265
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:11,098
To Old People Who Can't
Find Their Glasses.
266
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,564
What Does This Do?
267
00:12:13,564 --> 00:12:17,764
This Is The Stand
I Put The Powder On.
268
00:12:20,164 --> 00:12:23,931
So, Young Man,
What Can I Do To Help You?
269
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:25,031
I Have A Problem.
270
00:12:25,031 --> 00:12:26,264
Of What Nature?
271
00:12:26,264 --> 00:12:27,464
Love?
272
00:12:27,464 --> 00:12:28,698
Legal?
273
00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:29,864
Money?
274
00:12:29,864 --> 00:12:31,964
Do You Have A Disease?
275
00:12:31,964 --> 00:12:34,331
No, I Don't Have A Disease.
276
00:12:34,331 --> 00:12:36,698
But There's This Guy, Scott
277
00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:40,231
And He's Trying To Bird-Dog
My Girlfriend.
278
00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:42,598
You Know, Move In On Her?
279
00:12:42,598 --> 00:12:44,531
We Want You
To Fix This Guy.
280
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,831
What Do You Want Me
To Do To Him?
281
00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:50,164
Make His Arms
Turn Into Lobster Claws.
282
00:12:50,164 --> 00:12:51,831
Denny:
Then You Could
283
00:12:51,831 --> 00:12:55,331
Make A Tree
Grow Out Of His Neck.
284
00:12:56,764 --> 00:12:59,498
Then Make His Hair
Catch On Fire.
285
00:12:59,498 --> 00:13:03,098
So You'd Like
Something Painful.
286
00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:04,231
That's Right.
287
00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:06,731
Perhaps Even
Copious Amounts Of Blood.
288
00:13:06,731 --> 00:13:07,831
All Right.
289
00:13:07,831 --> 00:13:09,864
Sorry, I Don't Hurt People.
290
00:13:09,864 --> 00:13:13,198
Really? You Should Have
Said That In The Ad.
291
00:13:13,198 --> 00:13:15,931
So How Are You
Going To Help Theo?
292
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:19,231
I Don't Have To Harm
The Gentleman.
293
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:22,664
It Seems To Me
What Is Required Here
294
00:13:22,664 --> 00:13:25,998
Is Something
To Make Scott Go Away.
295
00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:27,364
What Do You Mean?
296
00:13:27,364 --> 00:13:29,764
I Mean,
Send Him To Another State--
297
00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:31,898
Perhaps Even Another Country.
298
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,164
You Can Really Do That?
299
00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:35,331
Most Certainly.
300
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:37,331
I Have Documented Proof.
301
00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:38,931
How Do You Do It?
302
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:44,231
I Take This Chicken Foot
And Cover It With Vinegar.
303
00:13:44,231 --> 00:13:48,631
Then I Write Scott's Name
Backwards On Sheep Parchment.
304
00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:51,031
I Burn
The Sheep Parchment
305
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:54,564
And Sprinkle The Ashes
Over The Chicken Foot.
306
00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:58,064
And Scott Will Go Away
And He Will Know Why.
307
00:13:58,064 --> 00:13:59,164
Perfect.
308
00:13:59,164 --> 00:14:02,631
And The Cost Of This Service
Is $800.
309
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,998
$800?
310
00:14:09,998 --> 00:14:11,198
That's The Cost.
311
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,831
I Guarantee My Results
Or Your Money Back.
312
00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:16,498
I've Been At This Location
For 27 Years
313
00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:18,464
So I'm Not Going
Anywhere.
314
00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:21,098
And No One's Asked Me To.
315
00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:23,064
I Know How
To Get The Money.
316
00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:26,598
The Money Elixir You Sprinkle
On People's Shoes--
317
00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:28,431
How Much Does That Cost?
318
00:14:28,431 --> 00:14:30,464
$250.
319
00:14:30,464 --> 00:14:32,198
$250 For The Money Elixir.
320
00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:34,331
$800 To Make Scott Go Away.
321
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,931
This Spiritual Stuff
Is Expensive.
322
00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:40,431
Your Looking At
27 Years Experience
323
00:14:40,431 --> 00:14:41,931
Same Location.
324
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,964
I'm Not Going Anywhere.
325
00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:46,231
And No One's Asked Me To.
326
00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:48,998
Well, I Don't Have $800.
327
00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:54,964
But What Do You Think
You Could Do To Scott For $25?
328
00:14:54,964 --> 00:14:56,964
$25.
329
00:14:56,964 --> 00:15:00,398
I Could Give Him A Runny Nose.
330
00:15:12,198 --> 00:15:13,398
Hey, Dad.
331
00:15:13,398 --> 00:15:14,464
Hey.
332
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:16,998
I Need To Ask You
A Question, Dad.
333
00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:18,531
Talk To Me, My Son.
334
00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:21,098
I Don't Usually
Come To You For Money
335
00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:22,864
But This One Is Important.
336
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:23,898
How Much?
337
00:15:23,898 --> 00:15:25,731
I Need $800.
338
00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:28,398
What For?
339
00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:30,064
I Just Need It.
340
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:31,531
How Long Have You
341
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,431
Known Me?
342
00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:36,464
What I'm Saying Is,
When Have You Known Me
343
00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:39,264
To Just Shell Out $800
For Something
344
00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:40,998
That I Know Nothing About?
345
00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:42,431
Just Give You $800.
346
00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:44,031
You Won't Give It To Me?
347
00:15:44,031 --> 00:15:45,498
Absolutely Not.
348
00:15:45,498 --> 00:15:50,264
I Understand If You Don't Want
To Give Me The $800.
349
00:15:50,264 --> 00:15:53,964
But I Can Get What I Need
For Just $250.
350
00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:56,064
No.
351
00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:59,631
But, Dad, I Need
The Money, Please.
352
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:03,298
I Want You To Tell Me
What This Is All About.
353
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:04,831
What Is It For?
354
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,531
I Can't Tell You.
355
00:16:06,531 --> 00:16:09,598
What Do You Mean
You Can't Tell Me?
356
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:12,131
You Want $250, Right?
357
00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:14,598
Is It For A Surprise Party..?
358
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,864
It Can't Be.
359
00:16:15,864 --> 00:16:18,331
You Wouldn't Spend
That Much On Me.
360
00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:21,531
No, There's This Guy
Who's After Justine.
361
00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:24,198
They've Been
To The Cafe Together.
362
00:16:24,198 --> 00:16:26,864
They've Been
To The Library Together.
363
00:16:26,864 --> 00:16:29,131
Studied From The Same Book.
364
00:16:29,131 --> 00:16:31,898
They've Been
To The Movies Together.
365
00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:34,098
I Don't Want Him Around.
366
00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:36,131
You Can Buy The Guy Off?
367
00:16:36,131 --> 00:16:42,764
No, But For $800, Dr. Lotus
Can Make Sure He Goes Away.
368
00:16:42,764 --> 00:16:44,664
Dr. Lotus?
369
00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:48,431
Dr. Lotus Is A Specialist
In Spiritual Sciences.
370
00:16:48,431 --> 00:16:51,198
For $800,
He'll Take A Chicken's Foot
371
00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:52,864
Pour Vinegar On It
372
00:16:52,864 --> 00:16:55,264
Sprinkle Burnt Stuff
All Over It
373
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,964
And Scott Will
Go Away From Justine.
374
00:16:57,964 --> 00:17:01,531
Better Yet,
He Will Even Know Why.
375
00:17:01,531 --> 00:17:04,231
I Know Exactly
What You're Talking About.
376
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,998
When I Dated
Your Mother
377
00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:09,298
There Was A Guy Who Kept
Hitting On Your Mother.
378
00:17:09,298 --> 00:17:13,398
I Went To The Guy And Said,
"Look, Man, Leave Her Alone.
379
00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:14,598
"I'm Dating Her.
380
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,764
We Are Serious."
381
00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:18,464
The Guy Says,
"This Is A Free World.
382
00:17:18,464 --> 00:17:20,264
I Can Do What I Want."
383
00:17:20,264 --> 00:17:22,731
I Said,
"You Can Do What You Want
384
00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:24,498
But You Won't
Be Able To See."
385
00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:27,664
And So I Told
My Great-Grandfather About It
386
00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:31,331
And My Great-Grandfather
Took Me Into The Kitchen
387
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:33,064
Just Like We're In Now.
388
00:17:33,064 --> 00:17:35,498
I'm Telling You
What He Did Worked.
389
00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:37,164
You Want To Try It?
390
00:17:37,164 --> 00:17:37,898
Sure.
391
00:17:37,898 --> 00:17:39,398
Okay.
392
00:17:39,398 --> 00:17:41,098
Pay Attention.
393
00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:42,464
Here We Go.
394
00:17:42,464 --> 00:17:47,264
And These Things
Are Very, Very Simple.
395
00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:50,098
They're All Right Here.
396
00:17:50,098 --> 00:17:52,931
And It's Going To Work
397
00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:54,931
I'm Telling You.
398
00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:58,598
And I Did Exactly
What My Grandfather Said
399
00:17:58,598 --> 00:17:59,831
And The Guy...
400
00:17:59,831 --> 00:18:01,198
Bingo!
401
00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:02,531
Success.
402
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,231
Take Your Coat Off.
403
00:18:04,231 --> 00:18:05,431
Okay.
404
00:18:05,431 --> 00:18:07,031
You're Sure This Works?
405
00:18:07,031 --> 00:18:10,331
Am I Not Married To Your Mother?
406
00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:11,764
Okay.
407
00:18:11,764 --> 00:18:15,098
Just Put Your Hands
Out Like This.
408
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,231
Now, This Is Exactly...
409
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:24,298
Exactly The Way
It Happened.
410
00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:30,931
There We Go.
411
00:18:37,098 --> 00:18:39,098
One, Two, Three.
412
00:18:55,598 --> 00:18:56,931
There You Go.
413
00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:59,798
Now, Just Fold Them
And Put Them Together
414
00:18:59,798 --> 00:19:02,198
Because I've
Got To Read These...
415
00:19:02,198 --> 00:19:03,231
Yeah!
416
00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:04,264
This Is It.
417
00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:05,364
Is It Working?
418
00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:06,431
Yeah, Yeah.
419
00:19:06,431 --> 00:19:07,531
Open It Up.
420
00:19:07,531 --> 00:19:08,598
Open It, Open It.
421
00:19:08,598 --> 00:19:09,731
There You Go.
422
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:10,764
Now Turn It...
423
00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:12,631
Just Hold Them Like That.
424
00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:13,864
I'm Reading Them.
425
00:19:13,864 --> 00:19:15,231
Reading The Beans.
426
00:19:15,231 --> 00:19:16,564
Ah, Yeah.
427
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:20,964
All Right, Now Put Your Face
Right Over The Bowl.
428
00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:23,198
Face Right Over The Bowl.
429
00:19:23,198 --> 00:19:24,664
Now, Hold Still.
430
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,598
There You Go.
431
00:19:27,598 --> 00:19:29,964
Ah, Yeah.
432
00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:32,698
Bring It On Down
That Way.
433
00:19:32,698 --> 00:19:34,698
Hold It Like That.
434
00:19:34,698 --> 00:19:35,798
All Right.
435
00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:37,031
Here We Go.
436
00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:39,931
All Right,
Now Hold Tight.
437
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,964
Hold Tight.
438
00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:44,931
Dad, Is This Working?
439
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:45,931
It's Working.
440
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,698
The Beans--
I'm Reading Them.
441
00:20:08,731 --> 00:20:10,331
The Beans Say
442
00:20:10,331 --> 00:20:14,331
You Must Say
The Following Thing...
443
00:20:14,331 --> 00:20:15,831
Three Times.
444
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:20,864
"I Will Pay More Attention
To My Woman."
445
00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:23,364
I Will Pay More Attention
446
00:20:23,364 --> 00:20:24,831
To My Woman.
447
00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:25,964
I Will Pay
448
00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:28,531
More Attention To...
449
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:29,964
My Woman.
450
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:32,531
I Will Pay More Attention...
451
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,031
( Laughing )
452
00:20:34,031 --> 00:20:35,864
Okay, Dad.
453
00:20:35,864 --> 00:20:37,864
I Got It.
454
00:20:37,864 --> 00:20:38,998
Dad?
455
00:20:41,364 --> 00:20:42,531
Dad?
456
00:20:46,531 --> 00:20:48,798
Okay, Dad.
457
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,864
Hi, Justine?
458
00:20:58,864 --> 00:21:00,764
Yeah, This Is Theo.
459
00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:05,131
Uh...You Mind If I Come Over
And Talk To You?
460
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:10,098
All Right, I'll Need About
Half An Hour To Clean Up.
30342
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