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How You Doing, Homie?
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Hi, Dad.
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How's Everything?
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Good.
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Take A Look...
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What Is This?
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That's For
My Video Party.
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We're Not Having Kids
Eating All That Sugar.
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It Kicks In And Turns Them Into
Human Pinballs.
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They Run Around
And Vandalize My House.
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Take It Back And Bring
Some Fruit Out Here.
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Okay.
What Did You Rent?
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Oooh, Wow!
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Take A Look.
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Check It Out.
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You Got Some
Old Favorites There.
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Old Yeller Again?
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It Gets Better, Dear,
The More You See It.
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Don't You Like The Part
Where He Goes "Aah-Oooo"?
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Dad, My Friends Like Movies
That Are More Hip.
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Hip Movies.
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Like What, Dear?
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Porky's, Porky's 2,Porky's Revenge.
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Those Movies Are R-Rated.
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How Did You Find Out
About Them?
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Theo And His Friends
Saw It And Talked About It.
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Kim And Her Sister Saw It
And Said It Was Hilarious.
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Let Me Tell You Something.
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Your Mother And I Do Not Want
Our Nine-Year-Old Daughter
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Seeing Movies With
That Kind Of Language.
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Okay?
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Dad, Let Me Explain Something.
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Don't Explain.
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I Don't Want...
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Nine-Year-Olds Today Aren't Like
When You Were Nine.
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Corny Things
Were In Then.
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Like Stories About Dogs...
Ah-Ooo!
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It's A New Age, Dad.
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Get With It.
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Here We Go.
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You Guys Ready For The Videos
I Brought For You To See?
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Did You Get Friday The 13th
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Or The TexasChainsaw Massacre?
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We're Not Having That.
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We're Going To See Movies
With Chills And Suspense.
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Uh-Oh.
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That's What He Says
Every Time He Shows
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Old Yeller And
Treasure Island.
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Old Yeller Dies At The End.
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Then Dr. Huxtable Cries.
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Dr. Huxtable, Since You Like Dog Stories
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Have You Seen
The Hound Of The Damned?
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That Dog Is Better Than
Old Yeller.
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His Eyes Are Red
And He Speaks Latin
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And He Only Likes Human Blood.
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Yeah!
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You People Are Sick.
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You're Going To Watch
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Old Yeller And Long John Silver
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And You're Going To Like It.
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I Don't Even Want To Stay In
The Same Room With You People.
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I'll Put Treasure Island
In The Vcr.
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Rudy, Wait.
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I Have Something Even Better.
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The Gross-Out Gang.
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What's The Gross-Out Gang?
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You'll Love Them.
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One Of Them Is Called
Grimy Jerry.
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He Picks His Nose
And Wipes It On People.
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Eww!
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That Sounds Great.
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Let's Watch It.
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I'm Not Allowed
To Watch That Tape.
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When It Was In The Theaters,
I Couldn't See It.
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Your Dad's Downstairs
And Your Mom's At Work.
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There's Nobody Here
To Catch Us.
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Almost Everyone Has Seen It.
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You Haveto See It.
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Well... Okay.
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I Set It At The Good Part.
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(Belching)
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Belching Billy:
I Shouldn't Have Eaten
Those Last Nine Hot Dogs.
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Sloppy Sally:
Look What's Coming Out
Of Grimy's Nose.
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What's That Smell?
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Grimy Jerry:
It's That Liverwurst Sandwich
In Belching Billy's Pocket.
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It's Been There
For Two Weeks.
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Belching Billy:
I Just Don't Eat
The Green Parts.
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Where Did This
Come From?
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Hey, How Was The Party?
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I Came Through
This Door
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And All The Children
Were Sitting Here Watching
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The Gross-Out Gang Movie.
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Those Weird-Looking Kids That
Belch And Throw Snot On People.
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I Told You I Didn't Want You
Watching That Movie.
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But, Dad,
People's Bodies Make Noise.
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It's A Part Of Life.
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I'm Going To Meet Jeremy.
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I'll Be Back At 10:00.
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You Finished Your Homework?
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Yes.
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I'll See You Later.
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Bye, Rudy.
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Vanessa Gets To Do
Whatever She Wants.
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Going Out On
A School Night.
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Vanessa Is 15.
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When You're 15,
You Can Do That, Too.
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I Want To Do That Now
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When I'm Nine.
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Go Upstairs
And Do Your Homework.
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I'll Check On You At 9:30.
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Be Ready For Bed.
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9:30.
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Why Can't I Stay Up
Past 9:30?
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They Say It's
A Free World, Ha!
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It's A Free Nothing.
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It's Free Because We Pay For It.
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Want Some Tea?
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Thank You.
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You Know, Cliff
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Rudy Might Not Be
Entirely Off The Mark.
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Maybe We Should Reconsider
Some Of Our Rules.
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Every Night
Rudy Goes To Bed At 9:30.
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Why 9:30?
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Because The Children Before Her
Went To Bed At 9:30.
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My Mother
Made Me
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Go To Bed At 9:30.
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I Could Stay Up Till 10:00
And I Turned Out Okay.
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You Talking About My Mother?
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But You Have To Admit
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Our Rules Do Not Give Us
Perfect Children.
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Sondra Dropped Out
Of Law School.
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Denise Is In The Jungle.
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Theo Cannot
Get Into The Dorm
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And Vanessa Lies And Stays Out
Necking In The Woods.
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That Has Nothing
To Do With 9:30.
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If We Set Rules,
They Should Be Followed.
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It's Because
We Know Better... I Think.
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I'll Give You
An Example.
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There Was A Man Named Mr. Ike.
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Mr. Ike Had A Tv Set.
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He Liked To Watch The Fights
On Wednesday Nights.
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I Was About Ten Years Old.
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I'd Go Over To His House
To Watch The Fights.
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Mr. Ike Chewed Tobacco.
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It Looked Good.
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I Said,
"Mr. Ike, Can I Have Some?"
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He Said,
"No, You Can't."
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"Why?"
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"You're Too Little
And It's Not Good For You."
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I Kept Bothering Mr. Ike.
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Finally I Said,
"Please, I Know How To Do It.
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Please Let Me Do It."
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So Mr. Ike Looked Around,
Gave Me A Little Bit.
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I Put It In My Mouth
And Had It Just Like Mr. Ike.
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I'm Sitting There,
And This Stuff Is Burning.
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"It's The Best Time
I've Ever Had, Mr. Ike."
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The Next Thing I Knew,
A Half Hour Into The Fight
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Something Said
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"What Did You Do With
That Last Mouthful Of Juice?"
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I Couldn't Remember
What I Had Done With It.
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My Stomach Knew Where It Was.
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All Over The Place.
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Old People Know Better,
I'm Telling You.
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Rudy, What Are You Doing Up?
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You Should Be In Bed.
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You Always Say
Whenever Something's Wrong
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We Can Talk To You.
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What Is It?
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I Have A List
Of Things
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I Know I Can Do
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But You Won't Let Me
Because I'm Nine.
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I Don't Think It's Fair.
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What?
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I Have To Be In Bed At 9:30.
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That Is Not Fair.
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Sometimes I Am Not
Sleepy At 9:30.
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I Have To Wear
Whatever You Tell Me To.
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I Cannot Pick Out
My Own Clothes.
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My Lunch:
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Sometimes I Do Not Like
What You Make
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And I Get In Trouble
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If I Don't
Eat It.
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I'm Not Allowed To See Movies
Most Of My Friends Have Seen.
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They're Laughing
And Having A Good Time
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While I'm At Home
Waiting To Get Older.
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Is That The End?
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Yes.
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Let Me Have It.
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I Am Very Impressed With
Your Clarity Of Expression.
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Thank You.
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00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:04,605
She Has Come To Us
Thoughtfully And Diplomatically
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And We Should Change
One Of Those Rules.
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Did She Age When
She Came Through The Door?
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Let's Change Number One.
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Cliff:
Okay.
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You Can Stay Up
As Late As You Want.
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All Right!
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But You Have To Do
All Your Homework
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Get Yourself Up
In The Morning
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And You Can't Be Late
For School Once.
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No Problem.
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Okay, We Got A Deal.
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Good Night.
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Good Night?
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I Don't Have To Go To Bed.
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No, We're Going To Bed.
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Good Night.
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That's All Right With Me.
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I Think I'll Watch Tv.
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The Night Is Young.
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Bye.
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00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:58,329
(Theme Music FromThe Tonight Show)
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From Hollywood,
The Tonight Show
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Starring Johnny Carson.
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This Is Ed Mcmahon,
Along With Doc Severinsen
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And The Nbc Orchestra
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Inviting You To Join Johnny
And His Guests, Don Rickles
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From The San Diego Zoo,
Joan Embry, Comedian Bob Nelson
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And The Mighty Carson
Art Players.
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Ladies And Gentlemen
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Heeeeere's Johnny.
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00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:28,665
There's Something On
Called The Tonight Show.
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00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:31,328
You Know That Guy
From Star Search?
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He's On It.
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00:11:32,596 --> 00:11:35,232
Is She Allowed
To Stay Up This Late?
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00:11:35,232 --> 00:11:37,234
What Are You Doing?
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00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,537
I'm Allowed To Stay Up Now.
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00:11:39,537 --> 00:11:41,038
You Better
Get Upstairs
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Before Mom
And Dad See You.
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I Asked Mom And Dad
To Change The Rule.
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I Can Stay Up Now.
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00:11:48,012 --> 00:11:50,214
Theo, You're Wrong
About Your Parents.
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They Sound
Very Progressive.
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00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:54,666
Why Don't You Join Me?
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00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:57,021
We Can't.
We Have To Study.
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My Homework's Done.
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I'll Stay Here.
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00:11:59,623 --> 00:12:01,292
For How Long?
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00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:02,560
I Don't Know.
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00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,995
They Always Said
That The Last Child
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Gets Away
With The Most.
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00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,966
I Guess They're Right.
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00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:10,301
Look At You.
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00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:15,665
Yes!
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00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:24,669
Let's Get Those Accounts
When We Get The Preacher.
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00:12:24,669 --> 00:12:26,116
Yeah.
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00:12:26,116 --> 00:12:28,519
Only This Time,
No Mistakes.
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00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:31,522
I'm Taking Care
Of This Job Myself.
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Listen, Mack, I Don't Care
How You Handle Sullivan
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00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:35,443
But It's Got To Look
Like An Accident
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With That Priest.
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00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:37,324
Leave That To Me.
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(Gunshots)
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No, No, I'll Do Anything.
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00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:55,112
No, You Won't.
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00:13:10,594 --> 00:13:12,596
Rudy? Rudy?
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00:13:12,596 --> 00:13:13,668
Hmm.
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00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,115
All Right, Come On.
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00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:15,024
Let's Go.
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We're Going To School.
261
00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:15,968
Get Up.
262
00:13:15,968 --> 00:13:17,143
I Don't Want
To Get Up.
263
00:13:17,143 --> 00:13:22,353
No, You Are
Going To Get Up.
264
00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:24,602
I Have
A Stomach Ache.
265
00:13:24,602 --> 00:13:26,699
I Don't Want
To Get Up.
266
00:13:26,699 --> 00:13:29,440
I Saw All
That Food You Ate.
267
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,443
You Should Not Only
Have A Stomachache
268
00:13:32,443 --> 00:13:35,691
But Smell Like
The Gross-Out Children.
269
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,691
Daddy,
Leave Me Alone.
270
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,699
I Want To Stay
In Bed.
271
00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:42,453
I'll Take You
To The Hospital.
272
00:13:42,453 --> 00:13:45,456
I Don't Want
To Go To The Hospital.
273
00:13:45,456 --> 00:13:47,458
Then You Have To Get Up.
274
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:48,426
Please, Daddy.
275
00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:50,428
No "Please, Daddy".
276
00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:52,430
Why Are You
Being So Mean?
277
00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:54,695
I Have
A Stomachache.
278
00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:57,695
You're Going
To Put Your Clothes On
279
00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,695
And Get Ready To Go...
280
00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:01,305
Oh, No, No, Ma'am.
281
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:02,695
You Heard The Tune
282
00:14:02,695 --> 00:14:05,695
Now You Got
To Pay The Piper.
283
00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:07,695
Here We Go,
Up And Away.
284
00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:09,313
Put These Clothes On.
285
00:14:09,313 --> 00:14:11,315
I Don't Want
To Wear That.
286
00:14:11,315 --> 00:14:14,185
Then Pick Out
What You Want To Wear
287
00:14:14,185 --> 00:14:16,187
Come Downstairs,
Make Your Lunch--
288
00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:18,189
Bingo!
You're Off To School.
289
00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:22,159
Did You Have A Good Time,
That's The Question.
290
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,231
No Fair.
291
00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,632
I Beg Your Pardon?
292
00:14:29,692 --> 00:14:31,102
Come On, Get Up.
293
00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:33,104
Bring These Clothes
With You.
294
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:35,439
You're Going To Take
A Shower
295
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,441
And Don't Yawn,
You Might Drown.
296
00:14:43,247 --> 00:14:48,696
(Dog Howling)
297
00:14:48,696 --> 00:14:50,354
(Phone Ringing)
298
00:14:57,692 --> 00:14:59,027
Hello.
299
00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:02,227
Yes, Mrs. Cutler.
300
00:15:02,227 --> 00:15:03,698
How Are You?
301
00:15:05,222 --> 00:15:07,222
Rudy's Been Listless And Cranky.
302
00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:11,222
I'm Not Surprised About That
Because Mrs. Huxtable And I
303
00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:15,222
Have Been Having An Experiment
With The Rules With Her
304
00:15:15,222 --> 00:15:20,222
And We Let Her Stay Up
For A Couple Of Days.
305
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:25,954
From What I Saw This Morning,
She's Not Far From The Fall.
306
00:15:25,954 --> 00:15:27,088
Okay.
307
00:15:27,088 --> 00:15:28,222
Thank You.
308
00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:29,223
Bye-Bye.
309
00:15:31,025 --> 00:15:33,027
Hi, Dad.
310
00:15:33,027 --> 00:15:36,664
Heeeeere's Rudy.
311
00:15:36,664 --> 00:15:37,832
How You Feeling?
312
00:15:37,832 --> 00:15:39,230
Never Felt Better.
313
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,035
Not Tired, Huh?
314
00:15:41,035 --> 00:15:42,222
Me? No.
315
00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:43,871
I Love My New Freedom.
316
00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:46,223
How Was Everything
In School Today?
317
00:15:46,223 --> 00:15:47,575
Fabulous.
318
00:15:47,575 --> 00:15:49,944
I Was Even Smarter Than Usual.
319
00:15:49,944 --> 00:15:52,224
I Think It's From Staying Up.
320
00:15:52,224 --> 00:15:55,224
Your Teacher
Must Have Been Happy.
321
00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:57,785
Yep, And The Kids
Were Cracking Up
322
00:15:57,785 --> 00:16:00,224
With Jokes From
The Tonight Show
323
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:04,158
That They Hadn't Heard
'Cause They Were In Bed.
324
00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:05,660
Those Hockey Pucks.
325
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,830
So You're Looking Forward
To Tonight, Huh?
326
00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,131
You Better Believe It.
327
00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:12,230
I Have Good News For You.
328
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:16,604
I Go Into Work Late Tomorrow,
So I'll Join You.
329
00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:18,226
We'll Watch
The Tonight Show
330
00:16:18,226 --> 00:16:21,542
And Then At 2:30, There's An Old
331
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,545
Black-And-White
James Cagney Movie On.
332
00:16:24,545 --> 00:16:26,547
We Can Watch It Together.
333
00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:30,018
Okay, But First
I Have To Do My Homework.
334
00:16:30,018 --> 00:16:31,853
There You Go.
335
00:16:31,853 --> 00:16:35,222
I'll Be Right Back,
After These Messages.
336
00:16:35,222 --> 00:16:36,658
Hi-Yo!
Hi-Yo!
337
00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:43,222
(Humming Theme FromThe Tonight Show)
338
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:50,222
(Dog Howling)
339
00:17:06,222 --> 00:17:07,789
Come On.
340
00:17:07,789 --> 00:17:09,224
Wake Up, Wake Up.
341
00:17:09,224 --> 00:17:12,224
Got To Hit The Homework,
The Big "H."
342
00:17:12,224 --> 00:17:13,224
Yeah.
343
00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:15,563
(Knocking)
344
00:17:15,563 --> 00:17:17,229
Hey!
345
00:17:17,229 --> 00:17:18,229
What?
346
00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:20,230
Don't You Know
How To Knock?
347
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:21,636
I'm Sorry.
348
00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:23,137
I Wanted
To Tell You
349
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:24,806
How Impressed I Am.
350
00:17:24,806 --> 00:17:26,641
What Do You Mean?
351
00:17:26,641 --> 00:17:28,225
When I Was Your Age
352
00:17:28,225 --> 00:17:31,229
I Could Never Find A Way
To Stay Up.
353
00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,231
You Gave Mom
And Dad A List
354
00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:35,783
And They Changed It.
355
00:17:35,783 --> 00:17:38,786
What Are You
Really Doing In Here?
356
00:17:38,786 --> 00:17:40,588
You're Making Fun Of Me.
357
00:17:40,588 --> 00:17:42,990
No, I'm Really Proud Of You.
358
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:44,231
I Don't Believe It.
359
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:48,229
You Came In Here To Laugh At Me
Because I'm Tired.
360
00:17:48,229 --> 00:17:49,864
What's Wrong With You?
361
00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:51,866
Don't Play Dumb With Me.
362
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,868
I Know What
You're Doing.
363
00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:57,004
The Whole Family's
Setting Me Up To Fail.
364
00:17:57,004 --> 00:18:01,542
Kenny Said You're Trying
To Teach Me A Lesson.
365
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:04,222
You Don't Think
I Can Stay Up.
366
00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:05,947
I'm On To You,
Sister.
367
00:18:07,749 --> 00:18:08,916
You're The Ones
368
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:11,085
That Will Look
Like Fools, See
369
00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:12,687
When I Pull This Off.
370
00:18:12,687 --> 00:18:15,156
You Know What
Your Problem Is?
371
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:17,125
You've Been Staying Up
372
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,230
Watching Too Many
Gangster Movies.
373
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:22,230
I'll Watch What I Want,
When I Want.
374
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:24,229
You Palookas
Can't Stop Me.
375
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,035
I've Been In
Tougher Fixes.
376
00:18:28,035 --> 00:18:31,226
Take Your Phony Smile
And Hit The Bricks.
377
00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:34,942
Hit The Bricks?
378
00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:36,644
Yeah, Scram, Baby.
379
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,589
They're Not Going
To Take Me Alive, Yeah.
380
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,230
All Right.
381
00:18:57,230 --> 00:19:00,230
A Lovely Snack For Two.
382
00:19:02,231 --> 00:19:04,231
Rudy's Been Quiet
For Three Hours.
383
00:19:04,231 --> 00:19:08,227
Do You Think She's Going
To Watch Television With You?
384
00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:10,227
No, But I Promised Her
385
00:19:10,227 --> 00:19:13,228
That I Would Be Here,
And I Shall.
386
00:19:13,228 --> 00:19:15,750
I Hope She Doesn't Make It
387
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,222
Because Frankly,
She Needs The Rest.
388
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:23,222
And I Could Enjoy Some Time
Alone With You.
389
00:19:23,222 --> 00:19:24,692
With Nothing
390
00:19:24,692 --> 00:19:27,962
But The Flickering Light
Of The Television
391
00:19:27,962 --> 00:19:29,964
To Illuminate Us.
392
00:19:31,222 --> 00:19:32,867
Hi, Here I Am.
393
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,002
No One's Going
To Tell Me
394
00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:36,228
I Can't Stay Up.
395
00:19:36,228 --> 00:19:38,231
You Really Want
To Do This?
396
00:19:38,231 --> 00:19:39,231
Mm-Hmm.
397
00:19:39,231 --> 00:19:41,231
Make Room
On The Couch.
398
00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:43,231
I Had
Something Going
399
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:45,580
Till You
Came Down Here.
400
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,715
You Can Go To Your Room.
401
00:19:47,715 --> 00:19:49,650
I'll Leave
You Two.
402
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,224
Good Night.
403
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,653
Good Night,
Honey.
404
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,791
Flip On The Tube.
405
00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:59,225
We're Going To Miss
Johnny's Monologue.
406
00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:00,225
What?
407
00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:01,796
Put The Tube On.
408
00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:04,699
I'm Almost Sick Of You.
409
00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:09,112
This Is Ed Mcmahon,
Along With Doc Severinsen
410
00:20:09,112 --> 00:20:10,341
And The Nbc Orchestra
411
00:20:10,341 --> 00:20:12,172
Inviting You To Join Johnny
And His Guests
412
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,172
Robert Klein, Blair Brown
413
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,721
And Seven-Year-Old
California Commissioner
414
00:20:17,721 --> 00:20:20,175
Teddy Andrews.
415
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:25,481
And Now, Ladies And Gentlemen,
Heeeere's Johnny.
416
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:54,042
Hi-Yo!
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