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( Intercom Buzzes )
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Hello.
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There's A Ray Palomino
Here To See You.
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Would You Send Him In,
Please?
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Mr. Palomino.
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Yeah.
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How Are You?
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Make Yourself
Comfortable.
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Thank You,
Doctor.
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The People Who
Take My Messages
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Said You Wanted To See Me.
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Yes.
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You're A Baby Doctor.
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Yeah.
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No Matter What
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Any Woman Told You
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It Wasn't Me.
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That Isn't Why...
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That Isn't Why I Asked You
To Come Down Here.
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Do You Know A Louisa Sanchez?
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Louisa Sanchez?
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She Says
That She's Your Granddaughter.
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Oh, Yeah.
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Yeah, But I Haven't Seen Her
Since She Was A Little Thing.
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Okay.
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Me And
My Family
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We Haven't Been In Touch
For A Long Time.
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I Was A Professional Boxer.
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Ray Palomino?
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I Never Fought Under
My Own Name, Doc.
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When I Got
Into Boxing
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"Kid Chocolate"
Had Been Used Already.
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That Name.
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Yeah, The Name.
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So I Became "Kid Caramel."
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I Lost 12 Straight Fights
Under That Name.
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Then I Went Down To Cuba.
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Fought Down There For A While.
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I Fought Under The Name
Of "Kid Jalapeno."
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But You Didn't
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Call Me To Talk About Boxing.
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No, I Wanted You To Know
Your Granddaughter Louisa
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Is Having A Baby.
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I Didn't Know She Was Married.
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Well, She Isn't.
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See, You Can Have A Child
And Not Be Married.
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Where's The Father?
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He's Gone.
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Dead?
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No, Just Flat Out Disappeared.
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We Don't Know
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Where The Rest
Of The Family Is
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And You're The Only One
Who Responded.
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So, I'm Pretty Sure
She Will Deliver Tonight.
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Let Me Get This Straight.
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The Husband Disappeared.
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You Tried To Find
Some Family Members
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And I'm The Only One
You Could Find?
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Right.
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You're Trying To Set Me Up.
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As Many Times As You've Been
Knocked Out, I'm Sure You Can
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Recognize A Setup.
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Louisa Is Alone And Frightened.
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Let Me Tell You Something.
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I've Been Poor All My Life.
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And Now, That's All
Going To Change
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Because I Finally Met Somebody.
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Met Me A Beautiful Woman.
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Her Name Is Helen.
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Owns A Beauty Parlor.
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I Lay This Baby Thing On Her
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That's The End
Of My Smooth Sailing.
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You Understand Me?
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My Boat Will Sink.
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Are You Finished?
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Yeah, I'm Finished.
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No Baby.
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No Baby?
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All Right?
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Do Me A Favor.
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This Number We Reached You At--
Is This Where You Live?
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No, That's Clancy's Gym.
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They Take My Messages.
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Write Down Your Home Address
And Phone Number
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So I Can Reach You.
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You Write It Down.
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You Can Understand
Your Own Writing.
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All Right.
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It's 3412...
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36th Street...
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Astoria.
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The Telephone Number
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Is 555-7298.
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Thank You Very, Very Much.
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It Would Be Nice If You
Could Come To The Hospital
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Because I'm Pretty Sure
She Will Deliver Tonight.
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Well, I'll Try.
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Okay, Thank You.
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Thank You.
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Sometime Tonight.
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You're Ready,
Right?
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I'm Ready.
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She's Fired Up.
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She's Fired Up.
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All Right.
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Nurse Gilmore?
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May I Go In Now?
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Yes.
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Thank You.
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And Incidentally,
Thank You For Being So Kind
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To My Granddaughter.
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You're Welcome.
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I Got Somebody
To Come To See You.
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Wait A Minute.
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I Know What You're Thinking.
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You're Saying To Yourself
She Don't Look Nothing Like Me.
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I Never Said...
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Ah-Taht-Tah-Tah-Taht.
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But She Does Look Like
Her Grandmother
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And She Is Beautiful.
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And You Better
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Know What
You're Doing, Doc.
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You Didn't Just Get Out
Of Medical School, Did You?
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I Have One More
Year To Go.
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You Okay?
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I Ain't Seen No Member
Of My Family In 18 Years
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And In There
Lies My Granddaughter.
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She's About To Make Me
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A Great-Grandfather.
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Do You Know If It's
A Boy Or A Girl?
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Tell Me What You Want
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And I'll Get It.
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You're Joking.
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Things Have Changed Now.
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All You Do
Is Put In The Order
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We Deliver.
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What Do You Want?
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A Great-Granddaughter.
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You Got It.
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She's Going To Have
One Heck Of A Time
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Trying To Raise That Kid
All By Herself.
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Why Don't You Talk
To Your Fiancee
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And See How She Feels About
Helping With The Baby?
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What Fiancee?
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The Lady, Helen,
With The Beauty Parlor.
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Smooth Sailing.
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I Made All That Up.
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Pardon Me?
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I Made It Up
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To Keep The Women
From Going After Me.
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I'm Confused.
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I'd Like To Help
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But What Do I Know About
Raising Babies?
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No Problem.
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We Have Pamphlets.
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There You Go.
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Take These Pamphlets,
Read Up On It.
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That Will Show You A Whole Lot.
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As You Go, You Can Read More.
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Why Do I Need
Pamphlets Anyway?
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I Can Learn More
By Going In The Park
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And Seeing A Lady
With A Baby Carriage
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And Saying,
"How Do You Raise That Kid?"
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She'd Tell Me.
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I'll Learn More From Her
Than From Your Pamphlets.
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Wait.
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The Other Relatives.
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If You Could Help Us
With The Names
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I'd Appreciate It.
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I'll Try To Think Of Somebody.
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Do It Fast,
Because She'll Deliver Tonight.
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Hey, I Told You
I'd Do It.
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I'll Do The Best I Can.
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When I Say I'll Do It,
I'll Do It.
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You Understand Me?
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Don't Get Pushy.
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I Don't Like People
Pushing Me.
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And Another Thing, Doc.
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Instead Of Standing Out Here
Giving Me A Bad Time
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How Come You Ain't In There
Doing What You're Supposed To Do
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Which Is Take Care Of
My Granddaughter?
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In Other Words,
Do Your Job, Doc.
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Mrs. Gilmore.
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Louisa Was So Happy To See Him.
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He Was So Encouraging.
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He Held Her Hand.
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The Humanity Of That Man.
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He Says,
"Good Evening, Mrs. Gilmore"
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And She's Just Smiling
And He's Looking
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And The Next Thing I Know
She Says
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"And, Dr. Huxtable,
He's Such Humanity."
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There Was A Man Who Worked
In Our Office Once
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Who Acted Like That.
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He Was Very Defensive And Nasty.
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Was His Last Name Palomino?
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I'm Trying
To Tell You Something.
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If You Gave Him An Order Form
To Read
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Like The Pamphlet You Tried
To Give Mr. Palomino
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He'd Throw Them Back.
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And He'd Never
Write Anything Down.
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After Three Months,
We Discovered His Problem--
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He Couldn't Read Or Write.
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Mr. Palomino
Came To See You.
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He Rang The Front Doorbell,
Right?
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There's A Sign Outside
That Says
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"Doctor's Office Downstairs."
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The Man Cannot Read.
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No, No.
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Just Stop And Think
How Terrifying That Would Be
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If You Had To Raise A Child
And You Couldn't Read.
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Suppose The Child Came To You
With A Book
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And Said, "Read This To Me."
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You Could Never
Leave A Note
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Or Read A Note.
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I Feel Sorry
For The Man.
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If He Can't Read
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Then Why Is He
Picking On Me?
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That's Easy.
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Why?
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Because You're Cute.
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No, That Man Can Read And Write.
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He's Just Nasty, That's All.
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( Doorbell )
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I'll Get It.
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Mrs. Huxtable,
We Meet Again.
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Mr. Palomino,
How Nice To See You.
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Do Come In.
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Thank You.
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I'll Take
Your Coat And Hat.
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Thank You.
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That Is A Stunning Outfit.
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Thank You.
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You Know,
When I Was In Paris
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Many, Many
Years Ago
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There Was A Cafe In Montmartre
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Where All The Musicians,
Artists, Models Would Gather.
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All The Chic People Of Paris.
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Josephine Baker
Walked Into That Club.
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May I Say You
In That Outfit, Mrs. Huxtable
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Would Have Fit In Exquisitely.
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Thank You.
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Did You Come Here
To Tell My Wife
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She Looks Like Josephine Baker?
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No, You Asked Me
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To See If I Could Think
Of Any Names Of The Family.
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I Made A List.
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Aha.
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So You Wrote Down
The List.
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I Will Give This
To The Social Worker.
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Thank You For Writing This
Down For Me.
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May I See That List, Please?
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Thank You.
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I Have A Problem
With This Third Name.
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I Can't Make Out
The Handwriting.
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Well, Let Me...
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My Word, I Seem To Have
Forgotten My Glasses.
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Well, It Looks Like
It Could Be "Tom Mitchell."
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Tom Mitchell?
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It Is Tom Mitchell.
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Louisa's Great-Uncle.
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Are You Spelling This Tom
With One "A" Or Two?
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That Would Be Two.
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Thank You.
265
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:04,264
Well, Having Done
What I Was Asked To Do
266
00:13:04,264 --> 00:13:06,331
I Take My Leave Of You Both.
267
00:13:06,331 --> 00:13:09,331
It Is So Nice To Share
Your Company Again.
268
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:13,664
And, Doctor, May I Say Your Wife
Is Beautiful And Charming.
269
00:13:13,664 --> 00:13:15,631
You Are Indeed A Lucky Man.
270
00:13:15,631 --> 00:13:16,664
Thank You.
271
00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:20,064
And I Put The Emphasis On Lucky.
272
00:13:21,831 --> 00:13:24,298
Oh, Thank You,
Mrs. Huxtable.
273
00:13:24,298 --> 00:13:26,431
How Kind Of You.
274
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,164
Thank You.
275
00:13:28,164 --> 00:13:30,831
Till We Meet Again,
Perhaps In Paris.
276
00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:31,998
Oh, My!
277
00:13:31,998 --> 00:13:33,731
A Tout A L'heure.
278
00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:43,864
Case Closed.
279
00:13:44,898 --> 00:13:47,398
And I Should Have
Been In Paris.
280
00:13:47,398 --> 00:13:48,598
Yeah.
281
00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:51,798
That Man's Been Knocked Out
So Many Times
282
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,931
He Wouldn't Know If He Was
283
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:55,131
In Pittsburgh.
284
00:13:55,131 --> 00:13:56,331
Stop!
285
00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:09,298
Hey!
286
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:11,631
I Am Doing My Homework.
287
00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:14,464
But I Said, "Hey!"
288
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:16,264
Touch Me Again,
And You're On The Floor.
289
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:18,398
I Have To Talk To You.
290
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:19,598
What?
291
00:14:19,598 --> 00:14:24,031
Mom Said Mr. Palomino
Can't Read Or Write.
292
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:24,731
Really?
293
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,031
He's 67
294
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,398
And Spent His Life
295
00:14:27,398 --> 00:14:29,731
Not Knowing How
To Read Or Write.
296
00:14:29,731 --> 00:14:31,064
What Do
You Think?
297
00:14:31,064 --> 00:14:32,331
About What?
298
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,131
We're Doing Homework
For No Reason.
299
00:14:35,131 --> 00:14:38,364
We Can Do Fine Without
Reading Or Writing.
300
00:14:38,364 --> 00:14:39,898
You Can't Stop Reading.
301
00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:44,131
For The Rest Of Your Life,
You'd Read Like A Fourth Grader.
302
00:14:44,131 --> 00:14:45,398
So?
303
00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:47,164
Let's Say You're An Adult.
304
00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:51,064
You Go To A Restaurant
With A Menu Full Of Big Words
305
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,264
That A Fourth Grader
Wouldn't Understand.
306
00:14:53,264 --> 00:14:54,964
How Would
You Order?
307
00:14:54,964 --> 00:14:58,464
I'd Point To The Next Table
And Ask For
308
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,898
What He's
Having.
309
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:02,264
What If You're
The Only Person There?
310
00:15:02,264 --> 00:15:03,531
Then I'd Say
311
00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:06,664
"Get Something Dead
And Cook It."
312
00:15:06,664 --> 00:15:09,131
So You'd Be Able To Eat.
313
00:15:09,131 --> 00:15:11,964
But You Would Never Get
A Good Job
314
00:15:11,964 --> 00:15:13,998
With A Fourth-Grade Education.
315
00:15:13,998 --> 00:15:14,998
Yes, I Would.
316
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,498
What Would You Do?
317
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,064
I'd Teach Third Grade.
318
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,064
The Social Worker
Got Back To Us.
319
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,898
They Can't Locate Anybody
On Mr. Palomino's List.
320
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:41,398
Most Of Them Moved Away
Years Ago.
321
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,664
We Tried.
322
00:15:42,664 --> 00:15:44,131
One Other Thing.
323
00:15:44,131 --> 00:15:45,998
Mr. Palomino Is Here.
324
00:15:45,998 --> 00:15:50,364
Now We've Got Good News
And Bad News.
325
00:15:50,364 --> 00:15:53,631
He Showed Up Two Hours Ago,
Bless His Heart.
326
00:15:53,631 --> 00:15:55,131
He Is So Nervous.
327
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:59,798
He Said He Wanted To Be In
The Delivery Room With Louisa.
328
00:15:59,798 --> 00:16:01,864
I Said He'd
Have To Wait
329
00:16:01,864 --> 00:16:03,198
In The Lounge.
330
00:16:03,198 --> 00:16:05,698
He Wasn't Allowed
In The Delivery Room.
331
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,364
He's Been Through A Lot Today.
332
00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:09,564
Poor Man.
333
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:26,198
You Think Somebody Would
Get In Touch With You--
334
00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:28,631
Let You Know
What's Going On.
335
00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:30,831
I've Been Here For Two Hours.
336
00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:32,131
Somebody Tell Me
Something.
337
00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:33,164
Ahem.
338
00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:34,098
Excuse Me.
339
00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:35,064
What?
340
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:37,731
You're Making Me Very Nervous.
341
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,598
What Do You Mean?
342
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,431
This Constant Pacing.
343
00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:44,798
Knock It Off.
344
00:16:44,798 --> 00:16:47,198
Look, Mister.
345
00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:52,898
I Am 67 Years Old,
And I'm About To Have A Baby.
346
00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:56,031
Wow!
347
00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:58,031
How Old Is The Mother?
348
00:16:58,031 --> 00:16:59,398
Twenty.
349
00:16:59,398 --> 00:17:00,598
Twenty?!
350
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:01,364
Yeah.
351
00:17:01,364 --> 00:17:02,964
My Girlfriend Is 63.
352
00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:05,798
I Go Every Week
For Vitamin E Shots.
353
00:17:08,264 --> 00:17:12,231
What Am I Going To Do
With A Baby?
354
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:15,098
How Am I Going
To Raise A Baby?
355
00:17:15,098 --> 00:17:19,464
You Should Have Thought Of That
Before Fooling Around.
356
00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:22,631
Get Involved With Women
Closer To Your Age.
357
00:17:22,631 --> 00:17:25,731
I Am Involved With Women
My Own Age.
358
00:17:25,731 --> 00:17:26,964
You Are?
359
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,998
With That Pregnant Woman
Lying In There?
360
00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:31,798
I'm Shocked!
361
00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:35,431
Who Do You Think You Are--
Ferdinand The Bull?
362
00:17:37,064 --> 00:17:39,498
I Don't Want To Discuss This.
363
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,998
Well?
364
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,864
Great-Grandfather,
It's A Boy
365
00:17:48,864 --> 00:17:50,864
Seven Pounds,
Eight Ounces.
366
00:17:50,864 --> 00:17:52,098
All Right!
367
00:17:52,098 --> 00:17:53,498
Congratulations.
368
00:17:53,498 --> 00:17:56,498
But, Doc,
You Promised Me A Girl.
369
00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:59,031
Sue Me.
370
00:17:59,031 --> 00:18:00,964
How Is My Granddaughter?
371
00:18:00,964 --> 00:18:02,364
She's Fine.
372
00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:04,298
You Can See Them Soon.
373
00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:05,698
That's Great.
374
00:18:05,698 --> 00:18:07,064
Congratulations.
375
00:18:07,064 --> 00:18:08,198
Wait A Minute.
376
00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:10,364
I Want To Talk To You.
377
00:18:10,364 --> 00:18:11,864
It's Okay.
378
00:18:11,864 --> 00:18:14,364
I Want To Talk
To You, Man.
379
00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:17,131
I Told You Once Before
Don't Get Pushy.
380
00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:19,764
Let Me Say
What I Got To Say.
381
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:23,698
I'm A Lot Smarter
Than You Think I Am.
382
00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:27,298
You're An Educated Man,
But I Got Street Smarts.
383
00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:35,298
I Know That You And Your Wife
Found Out I Can't Read.
384
00:18:35,298 --> 00:18:36,464
Yeah.
385
00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:38,631
But I'm 67 Years Old.
386
00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:40,198
Who Cares?
387
00:18:40,198 --> 00:18:41,298
I Do Not Care.
388
00:18:41,298 --> 00:18:43,698
It's No Big Thing With Me.
389
00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:45,898
Hey, Everybody.
390
00:18:45,898 --> 00:18:51,898
My Name Is Ray Palomino,
I'm 67 Years Old
391
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,798
And I Can't Read.
392
00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:55,664
See?
393
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:57,398
It Don't Matter.
394
00:18:57,398 --> 00:19:01,131
But I Will Say
One Last Thing To You.
395
00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:05,598
Thank You Very Much.
396
00:19:05,598 --> 00:19:07,631
You're Welcome.
397
00:19:07,631 --> 00:19:11,198
In A Half Hour,
You Can See Them.
398
00:19:11,198 --> 00:19:13,298
Round Three.
399
00:19:17,798 --> 00:19:19,631
Great-Grandfather.
400
00:19:19,631 --> 00:19:21,798
Yeah, I Can Dig It.
401
00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:24,964
Hey, Grandpa.
402
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,064
You Really Don't
Know How To Read?
403
00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:31,898
Not A Word.
404
00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:35,464
I Used To Be An English Teacher.
405
00:19:35,464 --> 00:19:37,531
I Could Teach You To Read.
406
00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:40,598
You Teach Me
How To Read English
407
00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:43,698
And I'll Teach You
How To Pronounce It Correctly.
408
00:19:43,698 --> 00:19:45,498
You Got A Deal.
409
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:47,598
All Right.
410
00:19:47,598 --> 00:19:51,964
"Once More Into The Breach,
Dear Friends, Once More."
411
00:19:51,964 --> 00:19:56,431
"Oh, Gods And Worms,
What A Mockery."
412
00:19:56,431 --> 00:19:59,964
Shall We Go See
My Great-Grandson?
413
00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:01,498
Okay.
414
00:20:01,498 --> 00:20:02,964
All Right.
415
00:20:02,964 --> 00:20:04,331
Here We Go.
416
00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:05,864
One Last Thing.
417
00:20:05,864 --> 00:20:08,864
Do You Spell Tom
With One "A" Or Two?
418
00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:12,731
Oh, We Got A Lot
Of Work To Do.
419
00:20:24,498 --> 00:20:26,264
How Did It Go?
420
00:20:26,264 --> 00:20:28,498
It Was Wonderful.
421
00:20:30,331 --> 00:20:34,764
Mr. Palomino Is The Funniest
Person I've Ever Met
422
00:20:34,764 --> 00:20:37,131
And One Of The Nicest.
423
00:20:37,131 --> 00:20:39,098
He's A Great-Grandfather.
424
00:20:39,098 --> 00:20:41,931
Baby Boy,
Seven Pounds, Eight Ounces.
425
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:44,631
And He Gave Me A Present.
426
00:20:44,631 --> 00:20:46,764
I Told You He Was Charming.
427
00:20:46,764 --> 00:20:47,964
Yes.
428
00:20:47,964 --> 00:20:49,831
I Haven't Opened It.
429
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,164
I Waited Until
I Got Home.
430
00:20:52,164 --> 00:20:55,898
He Was Telling Me How...
431
00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:04,464
What Is This?
432
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,398
Try It On.
433
00:21:13,331 --> 00:21:14,964
Good Evening.
434
00:21:14,964 --> 00:21:18,298
My Name Is Mr. Palomino
435
00:21:18,298 --> 00:21:21,698
And I Was Just Wondering...
436
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:25,364
Do You Spell Tom
With Four A's Or Two Z's?
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