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I Had A Hard Day.
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Tell Me.
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Today
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I Tried A Case
Before Judge Gurvins
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Who Notoriously Gives
Female Attorneys A Hard Time.
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So Every Time
I Make An Objection
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He Overrules It.
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He Did What?
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Overrules
Every Objection I Make.
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When I Get To
My Final Argument
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The Man Says, "Could You Please
Keep It Brief, Miss Huxtable?"
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I'd Like To Jerk
A Knot In His Robe.
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That's Bad
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But It's Not As Bad As
What Happened To Me Today.
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What Happened?
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I Went To The Hospital.
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I Was In The Elevator.
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A Pregnant Woman
Got On The Elevator.
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The Elevator Broke Down.
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All The Lights Went Out.
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Then The Woman
Went Into Labor.
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I Had To Deliver The Baby
And It Wasn't Even My Patient.
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Then I Went Upstairs
And Delivered Two More.
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That's Still Not
As Bad As My Day.
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When I Went To Leave
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My Car Was Blocked In
By Another Car
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So I Wait An Hour
For The Owner To Show Up.
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It's Judge Gurvins.
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Let Me Tell You.
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I Come Out Of The Hospital,
Go To Get My Car
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And The Three Babies
That I Delivered
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Stole My Car.
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So I Had To Run Five Miles.
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Five Miles.
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I Caught Up With Them
At The Light.
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So They're Sitting In There
Smoking Cigarettes.
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I Say,
"Give Me My Car."
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They Said, "Is This Your Car?"
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I Said, "Yeah."
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They Said, "Get In."
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I Got In, And One Of Them
Pulled Out A Gun.
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I'm So Glad
We're Going To The Poconos.
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Do Me A Favor.
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Say Yes, Because I
Want To Leave Now.
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We Don't Have To
Wait Till Tonight.
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Yes.
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Hi.
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Take A Good Look At Us
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Because We're Going
To The Poconos Now.
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What About Dinner?
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I Have Some Money
Here For You.
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Buy Your Own Food.
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There's Also Some Money
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In Case You Have
An Emergency
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Of Which I Want A Receipt When
You Get To The Emergency Room.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Burgers And Pizza All Weekend.
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Go Ahead,
Ruin Yourself.
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Let's Go On Out Where
Nature Is Surrounding Us.
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Going To Stay In The Cabin
And Discover Nature.
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Whoo!
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Yo, Theo.
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Hey, What's Up?
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I Thought You Ate
Dinner At Home.
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My Parents
Took A Trip.
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So You're Stuck
Baby-Sitting Your Sisters.
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No, Vanessa Went To Janet's.
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Rudy's At My Grandparents'
With Kenny.
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You Have The House
To Yourself.
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I Have One Thing To Say:
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Par-Tee!
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A Party At Theo's.
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Lovely Suggestion.
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I Didn't Say Anything
To My Parents
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About Having A Party.
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You're Mired
In Semantics.
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This Should Not Be Described
As A Party
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But More Like A Colloquy--
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A Gathering Of Friends
To Exchange Ideas And Merriment.
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With Chicks.
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How Big A Party Are We Talking?
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Us Three And Our Dates.
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All Right.
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Collo-Kwee.
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Hey, Denny.
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How's It Going, Lou?
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So Good
It's A Crime.
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Did You Remember Tonight?
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Tonight?
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You And Sylvia
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Are Going Bowling
With Me And Rita.
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I'm Invited
To A Party.
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Can I Come?
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Theo.
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Can Lou And Rita
Come To The Party Tonight?
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Yeah, Sure.
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Great.
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Rita Hates Bowling Anyway.
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What Time Are The Festivities?
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Seven O'clock.
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Seven O'clock.
It's A Lock.
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Later, Boys.
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I Hope
That Was Okay.
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That's It, Denny.
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No More People.
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Absolutely.
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Why Don't You Go Home
And Get Your Place Ready.
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I'll Pick Up
Justine For You.
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All Right, Great.
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Fellas, 7:00 Tonight,
It's Colloquy Time.
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( Chanting: )
Colloquy. Colloquy.
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♪ My Folks Are Out Of Town ♪
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♪ There's A Party Goin' Down ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm Theo With A "T" ♪
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♪ But You Can Call Me The ♪
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♪ And My Friends Tend To Call Me
Mr. Party ♪
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♪ My Folks Are Gone
And Guess What? ♪
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♪ There's A Party Goin' On ♪
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What's Happening, Homey?
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Dad!
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You Were Supposed To Be Gone
An Hour Ago.
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We're Just Waiting For Kenny.
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Then We're Taking
Him And Rudy Over To Grandpa's.
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Is He Coming Soon?
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Any Minute.
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I'm Getting The Bags.
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( Doorbell )
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Hey, Kenny, What's Up?
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Don't Take Your Coat Off.
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Dad, Kenny's Here.
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Got The House To Yourself
This Weekend.
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Yep.
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Bachelor Pad.
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What's That Supposed To Mean?
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You're Alone In The House.
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Do I Have To Spell It Out?
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Hi, Kenny.
Hey, Rudy.
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I Bet You Can't Wait
To Get Going.
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That's Right.
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Let's Move It.
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Oh, I've Got
To Water The Plants.
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I'll Take
Care Of It.
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Don't Over-Water Them.
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I Won't.
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See You Later.
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Send Me A Postcard.
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Ah.
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What's Wrong?
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You're Going Out
In The Wilderness.
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Mom Says She Likes It
When You Have Stubble.
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You're Right.
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She Calls Me "Mountain Man."
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Have A Good Weekend, Dad.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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Drive Safely.
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Yes, Sir.
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( Doorbell )
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Quick. My Parents Are
Pulling Out Of The Driveway.
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This Is So Great.
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Come On, Let's Take
This To The Kitchen.
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Howard, Come Here.
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Where's Justine?
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I Thought You
Picked Her Up.
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She Has A Bad Flu.
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Why Didn't
She Call Me?
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She Was Afraid
Your Parents Would Answer
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And Figure Out
What's Going On Tonight.
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I Don't Have A Date
To My Own Party.
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Think Again, Desperado.
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Do You Know That Lovely
Young Creature Named Mona
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Who Goes To Columbia?
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The Cello Player?
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The Very One.
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Her Boyfriend
Is Out Of Town
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And Guess Who
Invited Her Here Tonight?
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Howard, You Dog.
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Woof, Woof.
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( Doorbell )
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Oh, It's Her!
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Hi, Theo.
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Mona... Glad You
Could Make It.
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Me, Too.
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I Didn't Have Anything
To Do Tonight.
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All That's About To Change.
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Welcome To My Humble Abode.
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Wait.
Dan's Parking The Car.
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Yo, What's Happening?
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You're Dan?
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Yeah, Denver Was Snowed In,
So They Cancelled My Flight.
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Yo, Lenny, Dina!
In Here!
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Lenny And Dina?
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Friends Of Ours.
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Can They Come In?
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If It's Not Okay,
We'll Understand.
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Why Not?
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Lenny, Dina,
This Is Our Host.
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Where's The Food?
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In The Kitchen.
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Chow Time.
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Here I Am.
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The Party Can Begin.
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Hey, Lou.
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This Is Rita,
My Main Squeeze.
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She Loves It
When I Say That.
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Where Is Everybody?
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I Thought This
Was A Party.
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Kitchen.
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I Can Get Them Out Here.
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( Dance Music )
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Ow!
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Hit It, Mama.
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Yo, What's Up, Lou?
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What's Happening?
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Have A Good One.
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Okay.
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Is Everybody Ready
To Play "Gold Mine"?
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Yeah.
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It's My Favorite.
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I Feel Myself Mining
Those Gold Nuggets Now.
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We Need
To Pick Partners.
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Rudy, Why Don't You
And I Be Partners.
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Okay.
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That Means We're Partners,
Kenny.
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It's The Men
Against The Women.
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We're Going
To Tear You Up.
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The Women Are Going
To Stomp On Your Head.
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Whoa, This Is Not
Men Against Women.
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This Is A Friendly Game
Of People Versus People.
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But The Men People Going
To Make You Look Bad.
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Let's Roll
To See Who Goes First.
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Yes, Eleven!
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Let's See You
Beat That, Bud.
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Twelve.
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Boxcars, We Go First.
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They're Just Lucky.
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That Was Not Luck.
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That Was Skill.
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Collect 500 Gold Nuggets.
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Our Opponents Are In
For A Long, Losing Night.
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Don't Bet On It, Bud.
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( Music Blaring )
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This Is Supposed To Be
A Small Party.
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What Happened?
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I Have No Idea.
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I'm As Surprised
As You.
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If My Parents
Find Out About This...
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Theo:
Who's That?
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Her Name Is Amy.
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Goes To Hunter College.
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She's Been
Eyeing You All Night.
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She Has?
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She Knows
You're The Host.
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She Wants To Be
With The Action.
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I Can't Disappoint A Guest,
Right?
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I Guess Not.
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00:11:31,164 --> 00:11:32,231
Excuse Me, Hi.
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I Hear You
Go To Hunter.
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Yes, I Do.
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You Got Ketchup
For The Steaks?
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Nobody's Supposed
To Be Eating Steaks.
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What's Going On Here?
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Where Did You Get
These Steaks?
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Out Of The Freezer.
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00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,864
Who Are You?
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I'm Ken.
266
00:11:48,864 --> 00:11:50,464
Hank Said To Come Over.
267
00:11:50,464 --> 00:11:51,331
Who's Hank?
268
00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:52,898
I Don't Know Hank.
269
00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:54,464
Candy Knows Hank.
270
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,431
( Crashing Noise )
271
00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:00,331
Excuse Me.
272
00:12:00,331 --> 00:12:01,531
Watch Out.
273
00:12:01,531 --> 00:12:02,731
Excuse Me.
274
00:12:02,731 --> 00:12:04,631
What Happened Over Here?
275
00:12:04,631 --> 00:12:05,764
The Table Broke.
276
00:12:05,764 --> 00:12:07,698
I Was Just
Dancing On It.
277
00:12:07,698 --> 00:12:09,398
You Were Dancing On It?
278
00:12:09,398 --> 00:12:10,731
I Needed Room.
279
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,331
This Is Terrible.
280
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:15,098
Hey, Don't Worry About It, Man.
281
00:12:15,098 --> 00:12:17,331
I'm Not Going To Sue You.
282
00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:19,398
Look At This Table.
283
00:12:19,398 --> 00:12:20,598
Look At It.
284
00:12:20,598 --> 00:12:22,664
It's Destroyed.
285
00:12:22,664 --> 00:12:24,598
Theo, What's Done Is Done.
286
00:12:24,598 --> 00:12:26,498
You Have Two Options.
287
00:12:26,498 --> 00:12:28,864
You Can Wallow In The Tragedy
288
00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:32,498
Or Accept It And Get On
With What's Going On
289
00:12:32,498 --> 00:12:35,098
Which Is
A Fabulous Party.
290
00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:39,731
You Know, He's Right.
291
00:12:39,731 --> 00:12:43,831
And There's A Lovely Guest
Who Wants To Share Your Party.
292
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,831
Oh, Yeah, I Forgot.
293
00:12:48,564 --> 00:12:50,564
Excuse Me.
294
00:12:50,564 --> 00:12:53,231
So Are You Enjoying
The Party?
295
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,731
Yeah.
296
00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:58,331
( Music Blares Loudly )
297
00:12:58,331 --> 00:13:01,564
I Know A Quiet Place
Where We Can Talk.
298
00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:02,731
I'd Like That.
299
00:13:02,731 --> 00:13:03,698
Okay, Come On.
300
00:13:03,698 --> 00:13:04,764
Excuse Me.
301
00:13:04,764 --> 00:13:05,831
Excuse Us.
302
00:13:05,831 --> 00:13:06,864
Hey, Theo.
303
00:13:06,864 --> 00:13:07,931
What's Up?
304
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,598
Boogie, Oogie, Woogie!
305
00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:10,731
Yeah, Right.
306
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,164
How Did You Guys
307
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:20,231
Get In Here?
308
00:13:20,231 --> 00:13:22,131
This Door Was Locked.
309
00:13:22,131 --> 00:13:24,131
Someone Picked The Lock.
310
00:13:27,231 --> 00:13:28,298
It's Domestic.
311
00:13:28,298 --> 00:13:30,598
The Imported Is In The Bathtub.
312
00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:33,164
You Put Beer In The Bathtub?
313
00:13:33,164 --> 00:13:35,098
What Are You Doing In Here?
314
00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:36,264
Get Out Of Here.
315
00:13:36,264 --> 00:13:37,998
Take This Beer With You.
316
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:39,164
Get Out Of Here.
317
00:13:39,164 --> 00:13:41,231
All Right, Everybody Out.
318
00:13:41,231 --> 00:13:42,564
Get Out Of Here.
319
00:13:42,564 --> 00:13:44,331
Get Out Of This Room.
320
00:13:44,331 --> 00:13:46,164
Get Out Of This House.
321
00:13:46,164 --> 00:13:50,164
This Is The Last Time
We Come To A Party Here.
322
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:52,098
This Guy Is Too Uptight.
323
00:13:58,664 --> 00:14:02,964
Look, I'm Really Sorry
About All These Distractions.
324
00:14:02,964 --> 00:14:06,964
( Knocking )
325
00:14:10,964 --> 00:14:12,198
Get Out Of Here.
326
00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:13,398
Now.
327
00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:14,564
Move It.
328
00:14:16,098 --> 00:14:19,098
I'm Really Sorry
About All Of This.
329
00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:21,798
I Don't Understand
Some People.
330
00:14:22,798 --> 00:14:23,898
You Know
331
00:14:23,898 --> 00:14:28,398
You've Got
Beautiful Eyes.
332
00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:30,231
Theo! Code Nine, Basement.
333
00:14:30,231 --> 00:14:33,331
Somebody's Stuck
In The Washing Machine.
334
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,731
It's Serious, Man.
335
00:14:34,731 --> 00:14:36,464
I'll Be Right Back.
336
00:14:36,464 --> 00:14:37,531
Okay.
337
00:14:42,964 --> 00:14:43,964
That's It.
338
00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:45,831
Everybody's Out Of The House.
339
00:14:45,831 --> 00:14:46,898
Wait A Minute.
340
00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:47,664
Where's Amy?
341
00:14:47,664 --> 00:14:49,098
She Left.
342
00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:50,998
I Didn't Get To Be With Her.
343
00:14:50,998 --> 00:14:52,431
She Knows Where You Live.
344
00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:55,531
Come On, Let's Start
Cleaning This Mess Up.
345
00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:58,631
I Think We Should Start
In The Living Room.
346
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,031
That's What Needs The Most Work.
347
00:15:12,064 --> 00:15:14,831
I'm Dead.
348
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,764
Ah, Nature.
349
00:15:25,764 --> 00:15:30,031
Yes, Nature Is
A Beautiful Thing.
350
00:15:30,031 --> 00:15:31,498
And I'm Going Back
351
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,064
And Get Some More
Of That Nature.
352
00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:39,364
What Do You Know, Poconos?
353
00:15:46,598 --> 00:15:49,764
I Just Killed The Table.
354
00:15:49,764 --> 00:15:53,031
Ah, You Guys Are Home Early.
355
00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:58,531
I Want To Talk To You
About This Table.
356
00:15:58,531 --> 00:16:01,631
Let's Do Talk
About This Table.
357
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,431
Last Night We Had A Party.
358
00:16:03,431 --> 00:16:05,498
It Got A Little Out Of Hand.
359
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,564
It Wasn't All
Theo's Fault.
360
00:16:07,564 --> 00:16:10,731
It Was Originally Intended
For Six People
361
00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:14,031
But Due To Circumstances
Beyond Our Control
362
00:16:14,031 --> 00:16:16,531
The Party Swelled
To Approximately 200.
363
00:16:16,531 --> 00:16:18,364
Some Things Got Damaged.
364
00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:21,231
We Cleaned The House
As Best We Could
365
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,431
And Fixed What We Could Fix.
366
00:16:23,431 --> 00:16:27,331
A Little Better Than You
Fixed This Table, I Hope.
367
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,464
Put It On The List,
Howard.
368
00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:30,798
What Is The List?
369
00:16:30,798 --> 00:16:34,898
A List Of Things
We Couldn't Repair.
370
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,131
You Guys Can Go.
371
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:15,031
This Is Disgraceful.
372
00:17:15,031 --> 00:17:17,731
Mom, I Was Really Honest
About What Happened.
373
00:17:18,731 --> 00:17:21,898
Honest About What, Son?
374
00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:26,098
I Mean, Did You Have A Choice?
375
00:17:26,098 --> 00:17:27,964
I Could Have Not Been Honest.
376
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,564
I Could Have Gone Away.
377
00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:32,831
Gone Away?
378
00:17:32,831 --> 00:17:36,164
I Could Have Got Some Clothes
And Gone Away.
379
00:17:36,164 --> 00:17:38,298
I Seriously Considered That.
380
00:17:39,331 --> 00:17:41,531
Yeah, That's It.
381
00:17:41,531 --> 00:17:44,031
That's Exactly It.
382
00:17:44,031 --> 00:17:45,531
Away.
383
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:46,631
Yeah, Come On.
384
00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:47,631
Let's Go.
385
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,164
Where Are We Going?
386
00:17:50,164 --> 00:17:52,164
Away.
387
00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:55,664
Yeah, But...
388
00:17:55,664 --> 00:17:57,664
I'm Driving You, Son.
389
00:17:57,664 --> 00:18:00,731
That's Where
You're Going-- Away.
390
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,798
You Don't Need
Anything Else.
391
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,198
This Is All You Need.
392
00:18:05,198 --> 00:18:06,564
Here We Go.
393
00:18:06,564 --> 00:18:07,564
Hi, Theo.
394
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:08,598
Amy.
395
00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:10,064
I Can't Talk Now.
396
00:18:10,064 --> 00:18:11,498
I'm Going Away.
397
00:18:22,564 --> 00:18:25,398
They've Been Gone
A Long Time.
398
00:18:25,398 --> 00:18:26,698
Yeah.
399
00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:28,264
Where Did He Take Him?
400
00:18:28,264 --> 00:18:29,164
Jail.
401
00:18:35,098 --> 00:18:36,331
Hi, Dad.
402
00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:37,664
Hey.
403
00:18:37,664 --> 00:18:38,998
Where's Theo?
404
00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:40,231
Away.
405
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,998
And?
406
00:18:47,998 --> 00:18:49,831
And What?
407
00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:51,931
And Where Is He?
408
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,164
He's Away.
409
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:58,964
He's Going To Be Away
Every Morning.
410
00:18:58,964 --> 00:19:00,731
I Took Him Over
411
00:19:00,731 --> 00:19:04,398
To Mrs. Jackson's
Holy Mission For The Homeless.
412
00:19:04,398 --> 00:19:08,264
And I Explained To Her
That I Had A Wonderful Son
413
00:19:08,264 --> 00:19:11,931
Who Loved To Throw Parties
And Serve The People.
414
00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:16,098
And I Said, "Don't You Have
Something For Him To Do?"
415
00:19:16,098 --> 00:19:18,531
And She Said, "Yes, Of Course."
416
00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:20,431
And So From 5:30 To 6:30
417
00:19:20,431 --> 00:19:22,664
Our Son Is
Chopping Vegetables
418
00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:23,898
For The Homeless
419
00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:25,198
And Serving Them.
420
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,631
I Know He Has A Problem
Getting Up At That Hour
421
00:19:28,631 --> 00:19:30,664
But I Asked Her Son, Charlie
422
00:19:30,664 --> 00:19:32,698
Who Is 6'4", 250 Pounds
423
00:19:32,698 --> 00:19:34,131
To Come By My House
424
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,031
Go Up To The Bedroom
425
00:19:36,031 --> 00:19:38,364
Pick The Boy Up By The Face
426
00:19:38,364 --> 00:19:41,964
And Take Him Down
And Put Him Into The Car.
427
00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:43,631
That's Where You Took Him.
428
00:19:43,631 --> 00:19:45,498
That Was The Second Place.
429
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:49,264
The First Place I Took Him
Was To The Army Recruiter.
430
00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:51,731
I Was Dead Serious
About It, Clair.
431
00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:53,031
He Sat In The Car.
432
00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:55,264
"Dad, Where Are You Taking Me?"
433
00:19:55,264 --> 00:19:59,131
I Said, "I'm Putting Your
You-Know-What In The Army."
434
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,664
There Was A Line.
435
00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:03,098
I Didn't Know That Many Parents
436
00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:05,464
Were Taking Their Children Down
437
00:20:05,464 --> 00:20:07,698
To Put Them In The Service.
438
00:20:07,698 --> 00:20:10,864
But There Were 50 Parents
With 50 Kids.
439
00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:12,964
Boys And Girls, Mind You.
440
00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:16,031
Some Of Them Had The Kid
By The Neck.
441
00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:19,564
One Lady Had A Rope
Around The Boy's Neck.
442
00:20:19,564 --> 00:20:23,831
Another Father Had His Hand
In His Pocket Like This
443
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:27,364
He Said, "You Move
And This Is The Last..."
444
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:29,098
So We're Standing There
445
00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:32,864
And After About Seven People
Went In And Came Out
446
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:36,464
The Army Recruiter Came Outside
With A Bullhorn
447
00:20:36,464 --> 00:20:38,898
And The Man Said, "Listen To Me.
448
00:20:38,898 --> 00:20:43,098
"All You Parents Who Have
Brought Your Little Kids Here
449
00:20:43,098 --> 00:20:45,164
"To Be Put Into The Service
450
00:20:45,164 --> 00:20:48,831
"Because Your Kid Ran Up Money
Over The Weekend
451
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,298
"On The Credit Card
452
00:20:50,298 --> 00:20:53,664
"Or Because Your Kid
Made Somebody Pregnant
453
00:20:53,664 --> 00:20:56,264
"Or Because Your Kid
Gave A Party
454
00:20:56,264 --> 00:20:57,998
"And Wrecked The House--
455
00:20:57,998 --> 00:20:59,364
Get Out Of Line."
456
00:20:59,364 --> 00:21:02,131
The United States Of America
457
00:21:02,131 --> 00:21:03,731
Is A Wonderful Place
458
00:21:03,731 --> 00:21:05,764
But They Don't Have Anything
459
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,831
Where You Can
Get Rid Of Your Kid.
460
00:21:10,864 --> 00:21:12,664
No, Don't Do That.
461
00:21:12,664 --> 00:21:16,498
That's How We Got
The Five We Have.
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