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He's So Cute.
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Are All Hamsters
That Cute?
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No. I Think
Darren's The Cutest.
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Can I Hold Him Again?
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Sure.
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Climb, Darren, Climb.
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I Can't Take Him
To Grandma's.
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Why Not?
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She Has Allergies.
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Big Red Bumps Blotch Out
All Over Her Face.
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Oh, You Little Chubby,
Little Cute, Little Thing.
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Could I Leave Darren Here
Until Tomorrow?
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I Doubt It.
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Dad Doesn't Like
Animals In The House.
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He Blotches Out?
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Let Me Ask Him.
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I Can Be Very Convincing.
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Go Ahead And Try.
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Carolyn, It's 5:Oo.
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When Is Your...
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Where's That Animal?
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Where Is He?
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I Have Him Here.
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All Right.
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Uh, Dr. Huxtable...
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Yes.
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Can I Ask
A Question?
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Why Do You Hate Animals?
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I Don't Hate Animals.
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Who Told You
That I Hate Animals?
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I'd Rather Not
Reveal My Sources.
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Dad, You Never Let Us
Have Animals.
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I Love Animals.
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That's Why I Don't Want Them
In This House.
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Goldfish In This House
Float At The Top Of The Bowl.
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Because Children Who Live Here
Keep Feeding And Feeding Them.
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Then I Come Home,
And I See The Goldfish.
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But, Dad, I Was Only
A Little Kid Then.
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Can Darren Spend The Night?
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It's Only For One Night.
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Please, Dr. Huxtable?
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Darren Doesn't Need Anything.
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He Has Food And Water
In His Cage Already.
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He's Child-Proof.
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Please, Daddy, Please?
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Please,
Dr. Huxtable?
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He'll Be Awful Lonely
All By Himself At My House.
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Aw, No, No.
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You Guys Are The Worst.
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Okay, Twenty-Four Hours,
But After That
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I'm Shutting The Doors
On Huxtable Hamster Hotel.
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Yes!
Yes!
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Ahh.
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Dad, You Are
So Unfair.
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What Are You Talking About?
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I Was In Rudy's Room.
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I Saw The Hamster.
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You Never Let Me Have A Pet.
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Now You Go Behind My Back
And Do This.
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Go Behind Your Back?
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I Don't Have To Go
Behind Your Back.
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I'll Do Something
In Front Of Your Back.
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That Is Not Rudy's Pet.
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She's Hamster-Sitting.
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Hey, What's Up?
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How Ya Doin'?
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Dad Let Rudy Have A Hamster.
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I Didn't Let Rudy
Have A Hamster!
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I Just Finished
Telling You That.
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What Is The Matter With You?
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What Happens When
The Hamster Has To Go
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And Rudy Cries
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About Missing It?
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You'll See Her Tears,
And You'll Cave In.
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I'll Have You Know
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I Have A Fine Reputation
For Not Caving In.
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Your Sister Sondra
Wanted A Pony.
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I Did Not Cave In.
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Denise Wanted A Monkey.
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I Did Not Cave In.
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You Tried To Get Us
To Get A Dog By Using Rudy
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And Saying She Wanted One.
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I Did Not Cave In,
And I'm Not Caving In Now.
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So There!
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What Made You Heartless
Toward Animals?
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Uh, Vanessa,
I'll Tell You Later.
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What Are You Going
To Tell Somebody Later?
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Dad, I Know What Happened.
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Grandpa Told Me All About
The Traumatic Experience
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You Had As A Kid.
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What Traumatic Experience?
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See, Vanessa,
That's Called Repression.
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We Learned About It
In Psychology.
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Dad's Blocking The Memory
Because It Was So Horrible.
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Your Pet Bird, Charlie.
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Oh, Charlie.
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Tell Me.
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Charlie.
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See, Dad Had
This Parakeet.
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It Was Not
A Parakeet.
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It Was A Finch.
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I Used To Open The Cage,
And He'd Fly Out.
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He Would Chirp
All Over The Place.
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Peep, Peep, Peep, Peep...
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One Day I Came Home,
And, Uh...
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I Was Getting Ready
To Put On My Sneakers
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And I Sat Down On The Bed...
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What Happened?
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I Heard A Chirp.
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It Was Sort Of Like
A Muffled Chirp.
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You Killed Charlie?
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No, I Didn't Kill Charlie.
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I... I Just... Sat On Him.
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And From That Point On,
I Swear...
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Whenever He Would See Me,
He Wouldn't Chirp.
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I'd Come Down The Hallway
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And I'd Hear Him,
Chirp, Chirp, Chirping Away.
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But As Soon As He Saw Me
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He Just Stopped Chirping.
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And Then He Would
Look At Me Like This:
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Good Night, Cliff.
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Good Night,
My Darling.
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There We Go,
Right There!
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Cliff?
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Mm-Hmm?
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Your Leg
Is Crushing Me.
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Oh, Yeah?
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Well, Twenty Years Ago,
It Wasn't Crushing You.
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Twenty Years Ago
Your Leg Was A Lot Lighter.
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Oh, Yeah?
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Well, Twenty Years Ago,
You Were, Uh, Were...
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Were Not As Beautiful
As You Are Now.
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Take Your Hands
Off Me, Woman.
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(Knocking)
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Rudy:
Mommy, Daddy!
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Come In, Honey.
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I Think Darren's Sick.
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He Is?
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He Won't Run On His Wheel.
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No, He's Not Sick,
Dear, He's Smart.
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He Knows That Running
Around On That Wheel
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He's Not Going Anywhere.
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He Sneezed.
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I Heard Him.
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00:08:06,881 --> 00:08:08,880
What Did It Sound Like?
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(Imitating Small Sneeze) Kachoo! Kachoo!
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Well, This Sounds Serious.
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Daddy, Can You
Give Him A Checkup?
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Of Course He Can, Honey.
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What?
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I Can't Give That Thing
A Checkup.
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Yes, You Can, Cliff.
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What, Take Him
To My Office?
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No, Do It Here.
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Look After
The Hamster Here?
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Okay, Fine.
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All Right, Dear.
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Let Dad Take
A Look At It.
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Dr. Hamster
Huxtable, Here.
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Just Put Him
There On The Desk.
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I'm Sure That
We Can Find Something
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About This Good, Little,
Furry Thing Here.
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All Right,
Grab Him.
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Pull Him Out There.
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This Is A Friend Of Yours,
Is It, Ma'am?
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Take The Cage, Please.
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All Right.
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What Do You Think
Is Wrong With Him?
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I Think He's Sick.
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Sick?
All Right, Cough.
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What's The Problem Now?
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Let's See Your Teeth.
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Say "Ah."
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All Right,
You Hold On To Him There.
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Now, Put Him Up Here.
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Heartbeat Sounds Strong.
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You Check It Out.
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Heartbeat?
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Sounds Fine, I Guess.
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All Right, Put Him Back.
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He Seems To Be Okay.
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I Concur.
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Good Night, Ma'am.
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Good Night.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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You're Welcome.
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Thank You, Mommy.
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Good Night, Rudy.
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Good Night,
Darren.
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Darren,
Didn't I Tell You
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This Is A Great Place
To Stay?
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Cliff, That Was
Sweet Of You
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To Examine Darren
Like That.
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You Are Such A Sensitive,
Good And Caring Parent
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And A Wonderful
Human Being.
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Thank You.
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Now Can I Put
My Leg On You?
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Okay.
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Ahh...
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Okay, That's Enough.
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00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,419
You Hear That?
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00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,521
What?
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A Little Hamster Sneeze.
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Cliff, You Couldn't Hear
A Hamster Sneeze In This Room.
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Don't Tell Me That.
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00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:33,880
I Know A Hamster Sneeze
When I Hear One.
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00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:37,704
You're Feeling Guilty
About What You Did To Charlie.
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00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,887
And What Do You Know
About Charlie?
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00:10:42,887 --> 00:10:45,888
Honey, Everybody Knows
You Sat On That Bird.
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00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:52,185
This Is A Cold-Blooded House
Around Here, Boy.
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(Whispering:)
Darren.
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Darren, Come Here.
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00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,880
Are You Okay?
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00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,882
Did You Sneeze?
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00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,619
Dad, What's The Matter?
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00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,621
I Thought I Heard
Darren Sneeze
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And He Sounds
A Little Congested.
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00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:33,888
He Was Breathing Funny Before,
But I Didn't Want To Bother You.
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00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:35,462
You're Not
Bothering Me.
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I Gave Him A Complete Physical.
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00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,889
What Should We Do?
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First Thing Tomorrow,
We'll Take Him To The Vet.
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He's Sick.
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I Knew It.
225
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,541
Carolyn's Going To Hate Me.
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00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,880
Carolyn Won't Hate You.
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00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,884
You Didn't Make Him Sick, Dear.
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00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,886
Can We Take Him To The Vet Now?
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00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,382
Well, Dear, It's 3:00
In The Morning.
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He's Sick.
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He Needs Help.
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Maybe We Can Find
An All-Night Clinic.
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We'll Take Him.
234
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,390
But This Is An Emergency.
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00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,758
We Should Call The Ambulance.
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00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:05,887
I Tell You What.
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00:12:05,887 --> 00:12:07,887
We'll Put Darren
In The Car
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And While I'm Driving
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You Roll Down
The Window
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Put Your Head Out,
And Say
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(Imitating Sirens)
"Woo, Woo, Woo."
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Okay?
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Now Here We Go,
Move It.
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Emergency.
Let's Go.
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00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,569
Hello.
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00:12:31,569 --> 00:12:34,806
We Have A Sick Hamster.
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My Daughter's In
The Ladies' Room.
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She'll Be Out Shortly.
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00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:39,410
Your Name, Please.
250
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,412
Dr. Cliff Huxtable.
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00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,547
And Your Pet's Name?
252
00:12:42,547 --> 00:12:43,648
It's Darren.
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00:12:43,648 --> 00:12:45,650
He's A Guest
At Our House.
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00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:48,994
We Didn't Do
Anything To Him.
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00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:51,489
I'll Put Down,
"Darren, The Hamster."
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00:12:51,489 --> 00:12:52,824
Is This An Emergency?
257
00:12:52,824 --> 00:12:55,493
It's 4:00
In The Morning.
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00:12:55,493 --> 00:12:57,994
It's An Emergency.
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00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:02,800
Take A Seat, Dr. Huxtable.
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00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:18,783
Excuse Us.
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00:13:34,332 --> 00:13:36,567
What's The Matter
With The Dog?
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00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:37,998
He's Depressed.
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00:13:41,939 --> 00:13:44,842
Before He Could Do
Many, Many Tricks.
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00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,947
Sit Up, Sparky.
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00:13:49,947 --> 00:13:51,482
Stand Up, Boy.
266
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,817
He's Doing It.
267
00:13:55,994 --> 00:14:00,324
He Used To Do That
On His Own, Like This.
268
00:14:00,324 --> 00:14:02,493
Just Like That,
On His Own.
269
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,529
Come Down.
That's A Good Boy.
270
00:14:04,529 --> 00:14:06,002
Jump Off.
271
00:14:06,002 --> 00:14:08,499
He's Afraid Of Heights.
272
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,935
Down, Boy.
273
00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,999
Please.
That's A Good Boy.
274
00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:14,305
Now, Front Legs...
275
00:14:14,305 --> 00:14:15,640
Back Legs, Down.
276
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,995
Jump Off, Sparky.
277
00:14:16,995 --> 00:14:19,477
Jump Off.
278
00:14:19,477 --> 00:14:20,999
That's A Good Boy.
279
00:14:20,999 --> 00:14:22,480
Mr. Hirondel?
280
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,515
How's Sparky Feeling?
281
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:28,786
Oh, Doctor, He's Still
Very, Very Depressed.
282
00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,994
Come With Me, Mr. Hirondel.
283
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:35,996
Good Night.
284
00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:39,630
Feel Better Now.
285
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,994
He'll Feel Better.
286
00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:46,994
How's Darren?
287
00:14:46,994 --> 00:14:49,640
Oh, Darren Is Just Fine.
288
00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:58,898
Come Here.
289
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,046
Just Wait.
290
00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:01,281
I'll Be Right Back.
291
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:12,825
Let's Check Your
Breathing, Darren.
292
00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:17,314
There's Definitely Congestion.
293
00:15:17,314 --> 00:15:18,582
I Heard Him Sneeze.
294
00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:20,582
Let's Check Darren's Throat.
295
00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:23,049
Your Glands
Are Swollen, Sweetheart.
296
00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:25,184
And, Doctor,
She's Running A Fever.
297
00:15:25,184 --> 00:15:26,085
She?
298
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,455
It's A She,
All Right.
299
00:15:29,455 --> 00:15:30,890
What I'm Concerned About
300
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:33,226
Is The Possibility
Of Pneumonia, Bronchitis
301
00:15:33,226 --> 00:15:34,580
Or Possibly Heart Failure.
302
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,584
We Can't Be Certain
Without X-Rays.
303
00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:40,066
X-Ray?
Hamster X-Rays?
304
00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:41,901
We Do A Two-Part Series:
305
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:44,403
Abdomen To Back
And Side To Side.
306
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,005
The Cost Is $55.
307
00:15:46,005 --> 00:15:47,173
$55?
308
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:50,579
Cost Isn't The Issue...
309
00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:55,580
Is That In Addition
To The $33 For The Office Visit?
310
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,104
You're Just Back?
311
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,271
Yes.
312
00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:14,368
How's Darren?
313
00:16:14,368 --> 00:16:15,371
Dead.
314
00:16:17,369 --> 00:16:23,715
Died While We Were Waiting
For His $55 X-Rays.
315
00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:26,184
Poor Rudy.
316
00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:28,220
She Must Be Devastated.
317
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,688
It's All My Fault.
318
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,362
Don't You Be Silly.
319
00:16:31,362 --> 00:16:33,366
You Did Everything You Could.
320
00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:36,261
I Could Have Taken Him
To The Vet Earlier.
321
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,863
Honey, You Didn't Know.
322
00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,928
What Do You Mean?
I'm A Doctor.
323
00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:43,790
Wait A Minute,
The X-Rays Cost $55?
324
00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,000
Yes, Indeed.
325
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:50,007
And I Also Spent
$17.50 On Darren #2.
326
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:52,009
You're Going
To Buy Another Hamster
327
00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:55,003
And Try To Pass It Off
As Darren?
328
00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:57,208
That's Exactly
What I Plan To Do.
329
00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:09,287
Don't Go So Fast;
You'll Get Tired.
330
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:13,953
Dad, This Hamster Is Great.
331
00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:16,153
He's Healthy
And Loves To Play.
332
00:17:16,153 --> 00:17:17,157
Right.
333
00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:18,925
Does He Look Like Darren?
334
00:17:18,925 --> 00:17:20,493
Almost Exactly.
335
00:17:20,493 --> 00:17:21,794
Okay.
336
00:17:21,794 --> 00:17:23,153
(Doorbell)
337
00:17:23,153 --> 00:17:25,158
That's Carolyn.
I'll Get It.
338
00:17:25,158 --> 00:17:26,466
Okay.
339
00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:29,802
Rudy Darlin'.
340
00:17:29,802 --> 00:17:30,970
Carolyn Darlin'.
341
00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:34,158
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
342
00:17:34,158 --> 00:17:36,943
Hi, Carolyn.
How Was Your Trip?
343
00:17:36,943 --> 00:17:40,513
Grandma Says I Can Bring
Darren Next Time.
344
00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:44,156
That's Not Darren.
345
00:17:44,156 --> 00:17:45,718
I Beg Your Pardon?
346
00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:48,988
Oh, No. Don't Tell Me
Darren Died
347
00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:51,156
And You Bought
Me A New One.
348
00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:53,161
Darren Got Sick Last Night.
349
00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:55,161
We Took Darren To The Vet.
350
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,963
We Did Everything We Could.
351
00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:58,598
He Didn't Make It.
352
00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:00,633
This Is The Fifth Time
353
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:04,537
I've Left My Hamster
With Somebody And It Died.
354
00:18:04,537 --> 00:18:07,707
You've Had Five Hamsters Die?
355
00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:09,809
You Did What Everyone Did:
356
00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:14,480
Bought Me A New Hamster
And Tried To Fake Me Out.
357
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,683
Why Didn't You Say Something?
358
00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:18,584
What Was I Supposed To Say?
359
00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:20,653
You Were Supposed To Say
360
00:18:20,653 --> 00:18:23,790
"Every Time I Leave A Hamster,
It Dies
361
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:26,155
So Don't Buy Me A New One."
362
00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:27,493
Are You Sad?
363
00:18:27,493 --> 00:18:28,795
I Can Handle It.
364
00:18:28,795 --> 00:18:30,797
Everything Has To Go Sometime.
365
00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:32,158
That's How Nature Works.
366
00:18:32,158 --> 00:18:37,055
That's A Very Mature Way
To Look At It.
367
00:18:37,055 --> 00:18:39,130
When People Keep
Killing Your Hamsters
368
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:42,133
You Grow Up Pretty Fast.
369
00:18:47,746 --> 00:18:49,468
Nothing!
370
00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:51,526
Son, When I Heard
About The Hamster
371
00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:54,996
I Thought Maybe
You Had A Heavy Heart
372
00:18:54,996 --> 00:18:57,665
Seeing That Another Animal
In Your Care
373
00:18:57,665 --> 00:18:59,201
Fell In Harm's Way.
374
00:18:59,201 --> 00:19:03,071
You Have To Stop Telling
Everybody About Charlie.
375
00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:06,196
Son, You Sat On The Bird.
376
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:07,876
Yeah, Okay.
377
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,197
It's Time You Faced Up To It.
378
00:19:10,197 --> 00:19:13,515
I Have No Problem
Facing Up To It.
379
00:19:13,515 --> 00:19:16,197
I Sat On The Bird.
380
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,200
I Also Noticed
That The Bird
381
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,688
Had A Chip On His Beak.
382
00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:22,157
That's Not My Fault.
383
00:19:22,157 --> 00:19:25,794
He Didn't Look Like That
After I Sat On Him.
384
00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:28,630
There's A Reason
That Bird Had A Cracked Beak.
385
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:29,202
Why?
386
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,202
One Day
387
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,667
Charlie Went Down
Into The Basement
388
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:36,671
And Decided To Take A Nap
In A Pile Of Laundry.
389
00:19:36,671 --> 00:19:38,673
Your Mother Didn't See Him
390
00:19:38,673 --> 00:19:41,195
And Put The Whole
Pile Of Laundry
391
00:19:41,195 --> 00:19:42,744
Into The Washing Machine.
392
00:19:42,744 --> 00:19:44,078
Mom Washed Charlie?
393
00:19:44,078 --> 00:19:47,195
Only For A Couple Of Minutes.
394
00:19:47,195 --> 00:19:49,851
And Your Mama Heard...
395
00:19:49,851 --> 00:19:52,195
(Knocking Sound)
396
00:19:52,195 --> 00:19:55,924
She Pulled Him Out
Just In The Nick Of Time.
397
00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:59,196
So That's How
He Chipped His Beak?
398
00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:01,830
No. Your Mother Wanted
To Revive Charlie
399
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:05,195
So She Gave Him
An Eye-Dropper Full Of Brandy.
400
00:20:05,195 --> 00:20:06,668
After He Got That
401
00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:09,704
That Bird Started Flying
Willy-Nilly Around The Room
402
00:20:09,704 --> 00:20:12,204
And Crashed Into The Wall.
403
00:20:12,204 --> 00:20:14,709
That's What Chipped His Beak.
404
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:17,011
Now That I Think About It
405
00:20:17,011 --> 00:20:21,195
Whenever He Saw Mom,
He Just Went The Other Way.
406
00:20:21,195 --> 00:20:27,021
And He Gave Her
The Same Look He Gave Me.
407
00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:28,957
I Brought Something For You.
408
00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:31,200
I Was Looking Through
The Family Album
409
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,995
And I Found This Picture
Of You And Charlie.
410
00:20:33,995 --> 00:20:36,195
Would You Look At This.
411
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:39,500
Am I Looking Strong
In This Knicker Suit?
412
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,501
Yes, Indeed.
413
00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:42,737
With The Socks Falling Down.
414
00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:44,606
And Look
At Charlie.
415
00:20:44,606 --> 00:20:47,542
This Is Before The Sitting.
416
00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:52,195
Thank You, Dad.
417
00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:55,850
I Better Go Upstairs
And Talk To Rudy.
418
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:59,195
She Could Use Some
Consoling Now, Too.
419
00:20:59,195 --> 00:21:00,688
Yeah.
420
00:21:00,688 --> 00:21:02,857
Oh, Charlie.
421
00:21:02,857 --> 00:21:05,693
Chirp, Chirp,
Chirp, Chirp, Chirp.
422
00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:10,131
Well, You're Dead Now, Though.
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