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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,691 --> 00:01:12,696 Bobby Joe Bails Off That Bull. 2 00:01:12,696 --> 00:01:14,697 He's Up And Over The Fence. 3 00:01:14,697 --> 00:01:17,690 We're Seeing Some Great Rodeo Action Today. 4 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:19,995 Next Up, Hailing From Waco, Texas 5 00:01:19,995 --> 00:01:21,330 Buck Mcpherson. 6 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:22,690 All Right, Buck. 7 00:01:22,690 --> 00:01:24,695 Go Ahead And Ride That Bull. 8 00:01:24,695 --> 00:01:27,697 That Is One Angry Brahma Bull. 9 00:01:27,697 --> 00:01:29,004 Hi, Cliff. 10 00:01:29,004 --> 00:01:30,339 Hey, Hon. 11 00:01:30,339 --> 00:01:32,692 You Remember Barbara, The Dressmaker. 12 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:33,408 Hello, Cliff. 13 00:01:33,408 --> 00:01:35,344 Hello, My Lady. 14 00:01:35,344 --> 00:01:37,245 Oh, Sir Clifford. 15 00:01:37,245 --> 00:01:39,014 Could You Watch Downstairs? 16 00:01:39,014 --> 00:01:41,516 I Want To Try On My Dress. 17 00:01:41,516 --> 00:01:44,353 I Want To Watch Buck Ride The Bull. 18 00:01:44,353 --> 00:01:47,356 By The Time I Get It On, He'll Be Gone. 19 00:01:47,356 --> 00:01:49,324 Why Can't I See Your Dress? 20 00:01:49,324 --> 00:01:50,993 I Want To Surprise You 21 00:01:50,993 --> 00:01:52,995 At The Hospital Benefit Saturday Night. 22 00:01:52,995 --> 00:01:54,693 But I've Seen It. 23 00:01:54,693 --> 00:01:55,998 You Think So. 24 00:01:55,998 --> 00:01:58,690 I've Just Covered It In Smashing Gold Beads. 25 00:01:58,690 --> 00:01:59,695 Listen To Clair. 26 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:01,536 Hit The Road. 27 00:02:01,536 --> 00:02:03,338 And Buck Is Down. 28 00:02:03,338 --> 00:02:04,690 Good-Bye, Cliff. 29 00:02:06,072 --> 00:02:07,908 That Was A Dandy Ride. 30 00:02:07,908 --> 00:02:10,010 Let's Watch It In Slow Motion. 31 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:13,588 I Have Always Wondered About The Fascination 32 00:02:13,588 --> 00:02:15,916 American Men Have With Riding Bulls. 33 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:17,284 Very Curious. 34 00:02:17,284 --> 00:02:20,420 You Wouldn't Understand Because You're From England. 35 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:22,591 You All Chase After The Foxes. 36 00:02:24,246 --> 00:02:25,154 I'm Going Downstairs 37 00:02:25,154 --> 00:02:27,156 To Have A Spot Of Tea 38 00:02:27,156 --> 00:02:28,663 And Kippered Herring... 39 00:02:29,663 --> 00:02:32,663 On Chitlings. 40 00:02:32,663 --> 00:02:34,605 All Right, Darling. 41 00:02:34,605 --> 00:02:35,928 You Can Come Out Now. 42 00:02:35,928 --> 00:02:39,077 I Can't Get It To Zip Up. 43 00:02:39,077 --> 00:02:41,131 When I Put It On Four Months Ago 44 00:02:41,131 --> 00:02:42,818 It Fit Just Fine. 45 00:02:42,818 --> 00:02:44,819 The Dress Is The Same Size. 46 00:02:44,819 --> 00:02:46,136 Perhaps You're Not. 47 00:02:46,136 --> 00:02:47,818 Please. 48 00:02:47,818 --> 00:02:49,823 I Couldn't Have Gained That Much. 49 00:02:49,823 --> 00:02:51,823 The Zipper Probably Needs Wax. 50 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:53,143 Help Me, Please. 51 00:02:53,143 --> 00:02:54,477 Exhale. 52 00:02:56,818 --> 00:02:59,482 Could You Exhale A Little Further? 53 00:03:01,618 --> 00:03:02,818 Barbara: Darling. 54 00:03:02,818 --> 00:03:04,120 Clair: Oh! 55 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,223 It Won't Go Any Further. 56 00:03:06,223 --> 00:03:08,525 How Much Do I Have To Lose? 57 00:03:08,525 --> 00:03:11,820 If You Lost Three Pounds, You Could Get Into It. 58 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:13,818 If You Lost Five Pounds 59 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,732 You Could Get Into It More. 60 00:03:15,732 --> 00:03:17,822 When Is This Hospital Benefit? 61 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,269 Next Saturday. 62 00:03:19,269 --> 00:03:22,472 You Can Lose Five Pounds In Six Days? 63 00:03:22,472 --> 00:03:26,142 Yeah, If I Diet And Exercise, I Can 64 00:03:26,142 --> 00:03:28,311 And Cliff Will Never Know. 65 00:03:28,311 --> 00:03:29,818 Barbara: Why? 66 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:33,827 He'd Be Very Supportive AboutYou Trying To Lose ThisWeight. 67 00:03:33,827 --> 00:03:35,485 That's What You Think. 68 00:03:35,485 --> 00:03:38,622 I've Been After Him About His Weight For Years. 69 00:03:38,622 --> 00:03:41,625 I Finally Get Him To Where He Looks Good 70 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:44,461 And I Can't Get Into This Dress. 71 00:03:44,461 --> 00:03:46,818 So This Is Staying Within These Walls. 72 00:03:46,818 --> 00:03:48,131 Mum's The Word. 73 00:03:48,131 --> 00:03:49,132 Thank You. 74 00:04:07,317 --> 00:04:09,452 Hello. 75 00:04:09,452 --> 00:04:11,818 Haven't Seen You In This Class Before. 76 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:12,822 Never Came Before. 77 00:04:12,822 --> 00:04:15,258 I'm Going To Get Myself In Shape. 78 00:04:15,258 --> 00:04:16,818 You'll Like This Class. 79 00:04:16,818 --> 00:04:18,826 We Have Some Nice Teachers. 80 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:19,819 Good. 81 00:04:19,819 --> 00:04:23,466 But Watch Out For Emma Newhouse. 82 00:04:23,466 --> 00:04:25,602 She Wears This Leopard Headband. 83 00:04:25,602 --> 00:04:29,472 Emma Is The Meanest Thing On Two Feet. 84 00:04:29,472 --> 00:04:32,818 The Woman Gets Pleasure Out Of Making You Suffer. 85 00:04:33,821 --> 00:04:35,818 We Have A Nickname For Her... 86 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,547 Captain Bonecrusher. 87 00:04:38,818 --> 00:04:39,818 Hello, Kay. 88 00:04:39,818 --> 00:04:41,818 I'm Glad You're Here Today. 89 00:04:41,818 --> 00:04:42,823 Come On, Baby. 90 00:04:42,823 --> 00:04:44,287 Stretch, Stretch. 91 00:04:44,287 --> 00:04:46,456 There We Go. 92 00:04:46,456 --> 00:04:47,557 Good Afternoon 93 00:04:47,557 --> 00:04:49,818 All You Sagging Hunks Of Flesh. 94 00:04:49,818 --> 00:04:53,463 I Can See You've Been Munching Those Chocolate Bon Bons 95 00:04:53,463 --> 00:04:55,818 And Licking That Gourmet Ice Cream 96 00:04:55,818 --> 00:04:59,269 And Some Of Y'all Been Going Back For Seconds. 97 00:04:59,269 --> 00:05:01,819 Remember How You Been Saying 98 00:05:01,819 --> 00:05:04,174 "I'll Enjoy It Now And Pay Later"? 99 00:05:04,174 --> 00:05:05,542 Let Me Introduce Myself. 100 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:07,310 I'm Later. 101 00:05:08,445 --> 00:05:10,413 Up On Your Feet, Ladies. 102 00:05:11,824 --> 00:05:13,149 Breath In. 103 00:05:14,823 --> 00:05:16,119 And Stretch. 104 00:05:16,825 --> 00:05:18,121 And Stretch. 105 00:05:18,121 --> 00:05:19,622 And Down. 106 00:05:19,622 --> 00:05:20,823 And Lunge. 107 00:05:20,823 --> 00:05:22,125 Come On, Kay. 108 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:23,393 Work It. 109 00:05:23,393 --> 00:05:24,818 And Up. 110 00:05:24,818 --> 00:05:26,229 Again. 111 00:05:26,229 --> 00:05:27,297 Come On. 112 00:05:27,297 --> 00:05:28,298 Stretch It. 113 00:05:28,298 --> 00:05:29,818 And Down. 114 00:05:29,818 --> 00:05:31,134 And Lunge. 115 00:05:31,134 --> 00:05:33,303 Work That Thigh. 116 00:05:33,303 --> 00:05:35,238 Down And Up. 117 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:36,773 Contract, Release. 118 00:05:36,773 --> 00:05:38,818 Contract, Release. 119 00:05:39,818 --> 00:05:41,511 Come On, Ladies. 120 00:05:41,511 --> 00:05:43,146 You Paid To Be Here. 121 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:44,180 Let's Work It. 122 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:46,316 You've Got To Burn It 123 00:05:46,316 --> 00:05:47,650 To Earn It. 124 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:48,752 You've Got To Sweat It 125 00:05:48,752 --> 00:05:50,453 To Get It. 126 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:52,722 You've Got To Shake It 127 00:05:52,722 --> 00:05:54,124 To Make It. 128 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:55,821 Knees Up. 129 00:05:55,821 --> 00:05:57,293 Come On. 130 00:05:57,293 --> 00:05:58,461 Come On, Honey. 131 00:05:58,461 --> 00:06:00,397 You In That Deco Leotard. 132 00:06:00,397 --> 00:06:01,631 Who, Me? 133 00:06:01,631 --> 00:06:02,699 Yeah, Baby. 134 00:06:02,699 --> 00:06:03,700 Knees Up. 135 00:06:05,635 --> 00:06:06,636 I Saw That. 136 00:06:06,636 --> 00:06:08,671 Don't Roll Your Eyes At Me. 137 00:06:08,671 --> 00:06:10,273 I'm Not The One 138 00:06:10,273 --> 00:06:13,143 Whose Thighs Got A Mind Of Their Own. 139 00:06:14,821 --> 00:06:17,580 All Those Potato Chips Around Your Waist. 140 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:19,482 Oh, You Didn't Like That. 141 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:20,617 Come On. 142 00:06:20,617 --> 00:06:22,152 Show Me. 143 00:06:22,152 --> 00:06:25,221 Take Me To The River. 144 00:06:25,221 --> 00:06:26,222 Yeah. 145 00:06:26,222 --> 00:06:27,257 Ha. 146 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:30,818 Can You Feel It? 147 00:06:30,818 --> 00:06:31,821 (Mumbling) 148 00:06:31,821 --> 00:06:33,296 I Didn't Hear Everybody. 149 00:06:33,296 --> 00:06:35,398 You Need An Extra Five Minutes. 150 00:06:35,398 --> 00:06:37,819 We Can Feel It. 151 00:06:37,819 --> 00:06:39,135 Too Late. 152 00:06:39,135 --> 00:06:40,823 We're Doing The Extra Five. 153 00:06:40,823 --> 00:06:42,205 Now Jump. 154 00:06:42,205 --> 00:06:44,818 Hop. 155 00:06:44,818 --> 00:06:46,476 Come On. 156 00:06:46,476 --> 00:06:47,477 Hop. 157 00:06:47,477 --> 00:06:49,712 Flap. 158 00:06:49,712 --> 00:06:51,781 Where Did That Deco Leotard Go? 159 00:06:51,781 --> 00:06:53,249 Betty, Three Feet 160 00:06:53,249 --> 00:06:54,284 To Your Left. 161 00:06:56,826 --> 00:06:58,288 Everybody, Keep Going. 162 00:07:01,224 --> 00:07:04,094 Oh, I Found A Special Friend. 163 00:07:04,094 --> 00:07:05,652 You're Going To Be 164 00:07:05,652 --> 00:07:07,421 One Of My Special Students. 165 00:07:07,421 --> 00:07:08,555 Everybody. 166 00:07:08,555 --> 00:07:11,325 I Want Y'all To Watch Fantasia Jump. 167 00:07:11,325 --> 00:07:12,693 Come On. 168 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:15,195 Knees. 169 00:07:15,195 --> 00:07:16,842 Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster. 170 00:07:16,842 --> 00:07:17,842 Pump It. 171 00:07:17,842 --> 00:07:18,224 Yeah. 172 00:07:18,224 --> 00:07:19,410 This Is The Gold. 173 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:20,918 Go For The Gold. 174 00:07:29,054 --> 00:07:30,789 Anyone Left In This Room 175 00:07:30,789 --> 00:07:33,191 Automatically Has To Take My Next Class. 176 00:07:34,726 --> 00:07:37,062 I Knew That Would Get You. 177 00:07:37,062 --> 00:07:40,233 I Would Love To Stay For Your Next Class. 178 00:07:40,233 --> 00:07:42,634 Unfortunately, I Have An Appointment. 179 00:07:42,634 --> 00:07:43,869 An Appointment Where? 180 00:07:43,869 --> 00:07:45,232 At The Dairy Queen? 181 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,872 Excuse Me. 182 00:07:46,872 --> 00:07:50,809 I Paid For The Exercise But Not For The Abuse. 183 00:07:50,809 --> 00:07:52,544 The Abuse Is Free. 184 00:07:52,544 --> 00:07:56,882 You're One Of Those Rich Ladies That Comes Here To Lose Weight 185 00:07:56,882 --> 00:07:59,233 To Fit Into Some Fancy New Dress. 186 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:01,053 Shows How Much You Know. 187 00:08:01,053 --> 00:08:02,236 The Dress Is Old. 188 00:08:02,236 --> 00:08:06,058 Well, How Much Weight Do You Need To Lose? 189 00:08:06,058 --> 00:08:09,233 Five Pounds In Six Days. 190 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:12,531 Honey, Those Are The Miracles You Pray For. 191 00:08:12,531 --> 00:08:14,866 Get Down On Your Knees Now. 192 00:08:14,866 --> 00:08:16,868 Now You Wait A Minute. 193 00:08:16,868 --> 00:08:20,233 It Is Very Important That I Get Into This Dress. 194 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,607 Whatever It Takes, I'll Do It. 195 00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:25,043 I Might Need Personal Help. 196 00:08:25,043 --> 00:08:26,778 Would You Be My Trainer? 197 00:08:26,778 --> 00:08:30,582 I'm Not Getting Involved With A Woman With No Self-Control. 198 00:08:30,582 --> 00:08:33,685 I Have Self-Control. 199 00:08:33,685 --> 00:08:36,236 You'd Have To Exercise Four Hours A Day. 200 00:08:36,236 --> 00:08:38,236 I'll Exercise Five Hours A Day. 201 00:08:38,236 --> 00:08:40,759 You'll Have A Very Strict Diet. 202 00:08:40,759 --> 00:08:42,228 The Stricter The Better. 203 00:08:42,228 --> 00:08:44,233 You'll Eat 3 1/2 Ounces Of Protein 204 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,233 1 1/2 Cups Of Fresh Vegetables 205 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,033 No Salt, No Sugar 206 00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:50,228 And Ten Glasses Of Distilled Water. 207 00:08:50,228 --> 00:08:52,571 That's Pretty Strict. 208 00:08:52,571 --> 00:08:55,140 You Got A Problem With That? 209 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,228 No, Because I'm A Good Dieter 210 00:08:57,228 --> 00:08:59,711 As Long As I Can Splurge Once. 211 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:02,228 I Got A Weakness For Mexican Food-- 212 00:09:02,228 --> 00:09:03,749 Quesadillas, Guacamole. 213 00:09:03,749 --> 00:09:05,228 You See, Guacamole Butt. 214 00:09:05,228 --> 00:09:06,235 No Self-Control. 215 00:09:06,235 --> 00:09:08,720 Forget About The Mexican Food. 216 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,233 Whatever The Diet And Exercise Just Bring It On 217 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:14,626 Because I Am Here To Work. 218 00:09:14,626 --> 00:09:17,863 I'm Going To Look So Good When We're Finished 219 00:09:17,863 --> 00:09:20,098 I'll Make My Own Video-- 220 00:09:20,098 --> 00:09:21,800 The Clair Huxtable Workout. 221 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,702 I'm Not Giving You A Copy. 222 00:09:23,702 --> 00:09:25,771 You'll Have To Buy Your Own. 223 00:09:25,771 --> 00:09:26,872 Hold On Now. 224 00:09:26,872 --> 00:09:28,540 Take That Jacket Off. 225 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:31,009 My Next Class Is About To Start. 226 00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:32,711 Now You're Talking. 227 00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:34,228 Okay. 228 00:09:34,228 --> 00:09:36,228 So Where Is Everybody? 229 00:09:36,228 --> 00:09:37,582 You're It. 230 00:09:37,582 --> 00:09:39,818 Come On. 231 00:09:39,818 --> 00:09:41,686 Come On, Honey. 232 00:09:41,686 --> 00:09:43,055 Show Me Something. 233 00:09:43,055 --> 00:09:45,057 And Work It. 234 00:09:45,057 --> 00:09:48,234 And Knees Up. 235 00:09:48,234 --> 00:09:49,561 Up. 236 00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:02,317 Hey, Hey, Hey, Come On, Now. 237 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,315 Dinner Smells Delicious. 238 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,968 Thank You Very Much. 239 00:10:08,968 --> 00:10:10,312 Yeah, Dad. 240 00:10:10,312 --> 00:10:13,640 This Will Be Even Better Than What We Get 241 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,074 At El Grande Restaurant. 242 00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:15,775 Might. 243 00:10:15,775 --> 00:10:17,312 You Even Made 244 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:19,646 Guacamole And Quesadillas-- Mom's Favorite. 245 00:10:19,646 --> 00:10:22,312 She's Going To Love You For This. 246 00:10:27,312 --> 00:10:31,758 I Had Your Mother In Mind When I Made This Decision. 247 00:10:50,977 --> 00:10:53,316 Buenos Dias. 248 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,818 My Little Flower. 249 00:11:00,317 --> 00:11:03,314 Gr-R-R-Ung, Gr-R-Rung, Gr-Rung, Gung Gung. 250 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:07,312 Gr-R-R-Ung, Gr-R-Rung, Gung Gung. 251 00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:10,163 What Do You Smell 252 00:11:10,163 --> 00:11:15,134 Coming From The Kitchen? 253 00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:17,136 Huh? 254 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:18,314 What Is It? 255 00:11:18,314 --> 00:11:19,317 Mexican Food. 256 00:11:19,317 --> 00:11:20,673 Si. 257 00:11:20,673 --> 00:11:22,809 I Want You To Know 258 00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:26,612 That In Honor Of Being Your Husband... 259 00:11:26,612 --> 00:11:28,614 I Love You So Much 260 00:11:28,614 --> 00:11:33,052 I Decided To Recreate The Entire Menu 261 00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:35,955 Of El Grande Restaurante. 262 00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:44,797 I Am Making Conchitos Los Vitos El Grande Meal For You. 263 00:11:44,797 --> 00:11:48,634 I Am Taking The Pork From The Pig 264 00:11:48,634 --> 00:11:51,804 That Was Killed While It Was Alive. 265 00:11:51,804 --> 00:11:55,975 I Have Diced It So Fine 266 00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:59,045 Put It On The Skillet With The Butter. 267 00:11:59,045 --> 00:12:01,681 Two, Three Pounds Of Butter. 268 00:12:01,681 --> 00:12:03,116 You Could Hear... 269 00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:04,320 (Sizzling Sounds) 270 00:12:06,316 --> 00:12:09,122 And Then Took A Jalapeno Pepper... 271 00:12:09,122 --> 00:12:13,025 Threw It Into The Grease And Pulled It Out Right Away. 272 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,962 Two-Second Jalapeno Pepper In The Butter 273 00:12:15,962 --> 00:12:18,965 With The Oink Flesh Sizzling And Crackling. 274 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:20,800 "Oh, My Goodness," I Said. 275 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,735 "My Wife Loves This Meal." 276 00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:24,137 She Says 277 00:12:24,137 --> 00:12:27,320 "Oh, Cliff, This Restaurant Is Out Of This World." 278 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,642 I Have It For You, My Dear. 279 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:30,877 What Do You Say? 280 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:32,678 I'm Not Hungry. 281 00:12:32,678 --> 00:12:34,312 What? 282 00:12:38,251 --> 00:12:39,952 But Listen. 283 00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:43,956 I Made Guacamole. 284 00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:46,793 I Made With My Own Hands. 285 00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:52,265 From The Same Recipe Of The Man Who Gave It To Me. 286 00:12:52,265 --> 00:12:54,967 This Man Who Made The Tortillas... 287 00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:56,636 107 Years Old. 288 00:12:56,636 --> 00:12:59,972 Ground The Corn With His Own Knuckles. 289 00:12:59,972 --> 00:13:04,312 He Ground The Corn So Fine To Make The Tortilla. 290 00:13:04,312 --> 00:13:09,248 Then To Put On The Tortilla, Some Double Monterey Jack 291 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:12,118 Cheese... 292 00:13:12,118 --> 00:13:13,820 To Melt Over Them. 293 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,189 What Say You, My Love? 294 00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:18,090 I'm Not Hungry. 295 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:22,628 You Say... What? 296 00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:29,135 I Have Made Guacamole Sauce For You. 297 00:13:29,135 --> 00:13:30,837 Guacamole. 298 00:13:30,837 --> 00:13:34,974 The Avocados Were Hand-Held On The Plane 299 00:13:34,974 --> 00:13:43,210 By Mrs. Mole Herself Who Brought The Guacas And Said 300 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:46,083 "Please, Dr. Huxtable 301 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,819 Make These For Your Beautiful Wife." 302 00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,855 What Say You? 303 00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:52,523 What Say You? 304 00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:53,858 What Say You? 305 00:13:53,858 --> 00:13:57,561 I'm Going To My Room And Have A Carrot. 306 00:13:57,561 --> 00:13:59,864 What?! 307 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:03,210 Say You A Carrot? 308 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,935 Well, Okay. 309 00:14:04,935 --> 00:14:06,704 Hey, Kids. 310 00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:09,807 Get Ready For Some Mexican Food. 311 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,215 Yeah!! 312 00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:16,080 (Humming Fandango Music) 313 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,554 (Gasp Of Pain) 314 00:14:23,554 --> 00:14:25,215 Push, Push. 315 00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,163 It's All Right, Cliff. 316 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,210 It's Okay. 317 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,215 It's Just A Little Leg Cramp. 318 00:14:35,215 --> 00:14:36,215 It's Okay Now. 319 00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:38,602 I Didn't Know What That Was. 320 00:14:38,602 --> 00:14:39,870 (Scream Of Pain) 321 00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,705 What's Going On? 322 00:14:41,705 --> 00:14:43,210 What's The Matter, Dear? 323 00:14:46,877 --> 00:14:48,679 Let Me Straighten It Out. 324 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,515 I've Got To Straighten It Out. 325 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,850 That Should Feel Better. 326 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,851 Don't Touch It. 327 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,085 I'm Fine. 328 00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:56,821 I Haven't Done A Thing. 329 00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:58,022 I'm Fine. 330 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,089 I'm Okay. 331 00:14:59,089 --> 00:15:01,215 Just Lay There. 332 00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:02,693 I'm Fine. 333 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,894 You're Okay. 334 00:15:03,894 --> 00:15:05,211 Let Me Rub It... 335 00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:08,210 No, No, Don't Touch It. 336 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:10,534 You've Never Had This Before. 337 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,870 It's All Right. 338 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,210 You All Right? 339 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:15,219 Where You Going? 340 00:15:15,219 --> 00:15:17,041 Bathroom. 341 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,210 See. 342 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,011 I Just Have To Walk On It. 343 00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:49,540 You're All Right. 344 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,875 You All Right? 345 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,406 Please Don't Touch It. 346 00:15:52,406 --> 00:15:54,473 Let's Get Up. 347 00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:57,812 I Think I'm Going To Sleep Right Here. 348 00:15:57,812 --> 00:16:00,467 You Just Throw Some Covers On Me. 349 00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,150 I'll Be Fine. 350 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:04,118 We'll Do That. 351 00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:06,788 Just Throw Some Covers Over You. 352 00:16:06,788 --> 00:16:08,156 This Will Be Fun. 353 00:16:08,156 --> 00:16:10,224 Just Like Camping Out. 354 00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:10,815 Just Don't Touch Me. 355 00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:11,819 I Won't. 356 00:16:11,819 --> 00:16:13,813 Just Like We're Camping Out. 357 00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:24,296 Come On, Clair, Come On. 358 00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:26,094 One More Lap Around The Counter. 359 00:16:26,094 --> 00:16:26,905 Go For The Gold, Girl. 360 00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,430 Push It. 361 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,075 All Right, Take A Break. 362 00:16:30,075 --> 00:16:31,430 It's Lunch Time. 363 00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,744 Food! 364 00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:35,080 We Have These Beautiful Salads I Prepared. 365 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,048 Clair, You're Doing So Beautifully. 366 00:16:37,048 --> 00:16:40,385 By Tomorrow, You'll Be Able To Jog That Last Mile. 367 00:16:40,385 --> 00:16:42,053 Before You Know It 368 00:16:42,053 --> 00:16:44,430 That Weight's Going To Come Flying Off. 369 00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:48,026 I Have A Special Treat For Both Of Us Today. 370 00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:49,872 Croutons. 371 00:16:53,114 --> 00:16:54,119 Croutons. 372 00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:55,684 Yes, Croutons. 373 00:16:55,684 --> 00:16:58,123 Some For You And The Rest For Me. 374 00:16:58,123 --> 00:16:59,654 Bon Appetit. 375 00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:00,956 Don't Touch That Salad. 376 00:17:00,956 --> 00:17:02,491 What's The Matter? 377 00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:04,793 I Have Five Croutons And You Have Seven. 378 00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:09,965 Dear, I'm Not The One That Has To Lose Three More Pounds. 379 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:11,566 I Want My Crouton. 380 00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:12,968 I'm Serious. 381 00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:16,438 All Right, All Right. 382 00:17:16,438 --> 00:17:19,114 I'll Take Two Out Of My Salad. 383 00:17:19,114 --> 00:17:20,609 I'll Throw Them Away. 384 00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:22,444 Then We'll Both Be Even. 385 00:17:22,444 --> 00:17:24,779 You're Not Throwing Away My Croutons. 386 00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:26,414 What Are You Doing? 387 00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:28,114 Look What You Did. 388 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,586 Now Neither One Of Us Gets To Eat Them. 389 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:32,921 Want To Bet? 390 00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:11,468 What Are You Doing Up? 391 00:18:11,468 --> 00:18:13,604 It's 5:00 In The Morning. 392 00:18:13,604 --> 00:18:16,146 You're Supposed To Be At The Hospital 393 00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:17,708 Delivering Twins. 394 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,042 I Delivered Them Already. 395 00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,511 Go Back And Get Some More. 396 00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:24,715 You're Thinking I Came Down Here 397 00:18:24,715 --> 00:18:26,146 To Eat All This. 398 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,153 Well, You're Wrong. 399 00:18:27,153 --> 00:18:28,152 Really? 400 00:18:28,152 --> 00:18:30,921 I Didn't Want It To Spoil, So I'm Cooking It. 401 00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:32,147 (Humming Fandango Music) 402 00:18:32,147 --> 00:18:33,146 Shut Up! 403 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,150 I Had One Bite, That's All. 404 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,591 How Do You Know It's Not For You? 405 00:18:38,591 --> 00:18:39,426 Because... 406 00:18:39,426 --> 00:18:40,948 Shut Up! 407 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:44,664 You Don't Have To Worry About Me. 408 00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,633 It's You I Worry About. 409 00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:49,769 Don't You Be Down Here Eating Up This Food. 410 00:18:49,769 --> 00:18:50,904 There. 411 00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:53,606 I've Cooked It Up, I've Turned It Off 412 00:18:53,606 --> 00:18:55,942 And I've Put It Back. 413 00:18:55,942 --> 00:18:57,444 I'm Going To Bed Hungry. 414 00:18:57,444 --> 00:18:59,379 I Do Hope You're Satisfied. 415 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,942 Shut Up! 416 00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:10,256 ♪ Dum, Da-Da-Dum, Da-Da-Dum ♪ 417 00:19:20,154 --> 00:19:21,470 Clair. 418 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:22,790 Yes? 419 00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:25,126 We'll Be Late For The Benefit. 420 00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:27,470 No, We're Not, Because I'm Not Going. 421 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:31,265 What Do You Mean You're Not Going? 422 00:19:31,265 --> 00:19:33,935 I Have Nothing To Wear. 423 00:19:33,935 --> 00:19:36,836 I Understand What This Is All About. 424 00:19:36,836 --> 00:19:38,338 You Gained Some Weight. 425 00:19:38,338 --> 00:19:41,029 Don't Ask Me How I Found Out. 426 00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:44,811 I Know You Can't Fit Into That Dress Barbara Made. 427 00:19:44,811 --> 00:19:47,038 It's Not The End Of The World. 428 00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:49,349 What Do You Know About Anything? 429 00:19:49,349 --> 00:19:50,884 I Know You Have 430 00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:54,621 Many Dresses In That Closet That You Can Get Into. 431 00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:57,029 You Look Beautiful In All Of Them. 432 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,361 Put On The Pink Chiffon Strapless Thing. 433 00:20:01,361 --> 00:20:02,289 No. 434 00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:06,874 What About The Green Thing With The Little Bow In Back? 435 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,275 You See? 436 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,911 I Don't Even Have A Dress Like That. 437 00:20:10,911 --> 00:20:11,979 That's Your Mother's Dress. 438 00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:17,918 Go Get It From Her! 439 00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,920 Cliff, I'm Not Going. 440 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,425 Look, You Are Going! 441 00:20:21,425 --> 00:20:23,090 I'm Sick Of This. 442 00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,259 Just Because You're A Grandmother 443 00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,895 And You're Uptight About Fitting Into Some Dress... 444 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,430 I'm Telling You I'm Tired. 445 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:33,801 You're Going To Put On Something Or I'm Tearing This Door Down. 446 00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:36,737 Are You Ordering Me To Do Something? 447 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:40,241 If You See This Door Fall Down, You'll Know. 448 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,309 All Right, Let's Not Get Vicious. 449 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,430 Come On. 450 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,431 Why, Don't You... 451 00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:50,084 Look At You. 452 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:52,086 Look Carefully, Dear. 453 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:54,755 Notice I'm Not Wearing Artificial Supports 454 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,091 And I Can Breathe. 455 00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,259 You're Kidding? 456 00:20:58,259 --> 00:20:59,430 And I Can Move. 457 00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:02,897 And I Can Do Any Dance You Fling At Me. 458 00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:05,425 I Want To Kiss You. 459 00:21:05,425 --> 00:21:07,735 You'll Mess Up My Makeup. 460 00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:10,071 I'll Just Do It With My Lips. 461 00:21:10,071 --> 00:21:11,430 No, You're Not. 462 00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:12,740 You'll Need Me. 463 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:14,429 You Might Cramp Up Tonight. 464 00:21:14,429 --> 00:21:16,043 "Oh, Cliff, Cliff!" 29797

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