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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,203 --> 00:01:12,416 Hey, Dad, I'm Back. 2 00:01:12,416 --> 00:01:15,413 Did You Pick Up Grandma And Grandpa's Mail? 3 00:01:15,413 --> 00:01:16,410 Yep. 4 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,911 They'll Be Back Tomorrow From Florida. 5 00:01:18,911 --> 00:01:21,847 Here's Something I Think You Should See. 6 00:01:21,847 --> 00:01:23,413 They Won A Sweepstakes. 7 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:27,953 This Is A Come-On Letter From A Subscription Service. 8 00:01:27,953 --> 00:01:30,408 They Say You Won $18 Trillion. 9 00:01:30,408 --> 00:01:31,757 You Get Nothing. 10 00:01:31,757 --> 00:01:34,827 This Does Not Say, "You May Be A Winner." 11 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:37,196 It Says, "You Are A Winner." 12 00:01:37,196 --> 00:01:39,131 It Says, "Open Immediately." 13 00:01:39,131 --> 00:01:40,414 What's Going On? 14 00:01:40,414 --> 00:01:43,235 Grandma And Grandpa Might Be Multimillionaires. 15 00:01:43,235 --> 00:01:44,412 They Won A Sweepstakes. 16 00:01:44,412 --> 00:01:48,410 We Received An Envelope Just Like This Today. 17 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:49,709 I'll Show You. 18 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:50,416 Sorry, Son. 19 00:01:50,416 --> 00:01:51,744 Wait A Minute. 20 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:53,179 This Is Different. 21 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:55,981 This One Says, "You May Be A Winner." 22 00:01:55,981 --> 00:01:58,413 This One Says, "You Are A Winner." 23 00:01:58,413 --> 00:02:00,352 Let's Open It. 24 00:02:00,352 --> 00:02:01,409 You Can't. 25 00:02:01,409 --> 00:02:02,922 Yes, You Can. 26 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:04,724 This Is Not Addressed To You. 27 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:06,415 It Says, "Open Immediately." 28 00:02:06,415 --> 00:02:10,730 It Says, "Russell Huxtable, Open Immediately." 29 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,198 I Am The Man's Son. 30 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,934 I Give You Permission To Open It. 31 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:16,802 Does Theo Open Your Mail? 32 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:17,970 She Has A Point. 33 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:20,372 Hey, Man, I'm Not Talking To You. 34 00:02:20,372 --> 00:02:21,410 You Understand? 35 00:02:21,410 --> 00:02:24,110 My Father Won't Be Here Till Tomorrow. 36 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:27,279 If We Open It Now, He May Get The Prize. 37 00:02:27,279 --> 00:02:28,314 He's Got A Point. 38 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,282 Thank You, Son. 39 00:02:30,282 --> 00:02:34,410 One Day Won't Result In His Losing Any Prize. 40 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:36,856 My Father Is Up There In Age. 41 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:38,224 If He Opens That 42 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:41,026 And Finds Out He's Won $3 Trillion 43 00:02:41,026 --> 00:02:44,063 Something May Happen Up In His Chest. 44 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:46,799 If We Open It, See The Ten Trillion 45 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:50,002 I Can Call Him In, Tell Him Calmly 46 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:52,414 And He Won't Have Chest Pains. 47 00:02:52,414 --> 00:02:53,873 That's Not A Good Point. 48 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:55,413 Who's Asking What You Think? 49 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:56,876 Open It. 50 00:02:56,876 --> 00:03:00,146 Opening Someone's Mail Constitutes Petty Theft. 51 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:01,914 You Can Do Time For That. 52 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:04,407 So This Letter Goes In This Basket 53 00:03:04,407 --> 00:03:06,352 Until Your Father Comes Back. 54 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,407 Okay, Miss Play-By-The-Book. 55 00:03:08,407 --> 00:03:10,409 If My Father Wins Some Money 56 00:03:10,409 --> 00:03:12,408 I'm Going To Tell My Father 57 00:03:12,408 --> 00:03:15,411 That He And I Will Split It And You'll Get 58 00:03:15,411 --> 00:03:16,411 (Raspberry) 59 00:03:16,411 --> 00:03:17,412 Nothing. 60 00:03:17,412 --> 00:03:19,298 I'm Going To Study. 61 00:03:20,299 --> 00:03:23,335 Mom, Dad, You Have To See This Video. 62 00:03:23,335 --> 00:03:25,409 It's The Lipsticks' Debut. 63 00:03:25,409 --> 00:03:26,407 Who Are They? 64 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,140 Nobody Till 12:30 Today. 65 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:31,407 We Were Walking By Latham's Department Store. 66 00:03:31,407 --> 00:03:32,410 We Saw A Sign-- 67 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:34,410 "Make Your Own Videotapes." 68 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:37,149 What's More Important Videos Or Eye Shadows? 69 00:03:37,149 --> 00:03:38,284 We Said, "Videos." 70 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,819 Janet Said, "Eye Shadows." 71 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:42,411 That's How We Came Up With The Name The Lipsticks. 72 00:03:42,411 --> 00:03:45,414 Vanessa Thought The Eye Shadows Sounded Better 73 00:03:45,414 --> 00:03:47,413 But She Changed Her Mind And That's Who We Are-- 74 00:03:47,413 --> 00:03:49,295 The Lipsticks. 75 00:03:50,407 --> 00:03:52,407 Thank You. 76 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,411 Vanessa? 77 00:03:54,411 --> 00:03:55,416 We Made A Video. 78 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:58,414 The Store Provided The Background Music 79 00:03:58,414 --> 00:04:00,239 We Provided The Vocals 80 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:01,941 And They Videotaped It. 81 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:02,975 Let's See It. 82 00:04:02,975 --> 00:04:03,976 Okay. 83 00:04:04,977 --> 00:04:12,785 (Rock 'N' Roll Music) 84 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:16,410 ♪ Everybody's Doin' A Brand-New Dance Now ♪ 85 00:04:16,410 --> 00:04:19,925 ♪C'mon, Baby, Do The Locomotion♪ 86 00:04:19,925 --> 00:04:23,863 ♪ I Know You're Gonna Like It If You Give It A Chance Now ♪ 87 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:27,407 ♪C'mon, Baby, Do The Locomotion♪ 88 00:04:27,407 --> 00:04:30,836 ♪ My Little Baby Sister Can Do It With Ease ♪ 89 00:04:30,836 --> 00:04:34,411 ♪ It's Easier Than Learnin' Your Abc's ♪ 90 00:04:34,411 --> 00:04:38,851 ♪So C'mon, C'mon, Do The Locomotion With Me♪ 91 00:04:42,906 --> 00:04:45,224 Channel 37 Is Having A Contest 92 00:04:45,224 --> 00:04:47,559 For The Best Amateur Music Video. 93 00:04:47,559 --> 00:04:49,828 We'll Put Together New Outfits 94 00:04:49,828 --> 00:04:51,905 Redo The Video And Send It In. 95 00:04:51,905 --> 00:04:55,401 The Winner Gets An Audition For A Record Contract. 96 00:04:55,401 --> 00:04:57,836 One Of Our Songs Might Become A Hit. 97 00:04:57,836 --> 00:04:58,901 We'd Go On Tour 98 00:04:58,901 --> 00:05:00,539 And Become Real Famous 99 00:05:00,539 --> 00:05:03,542 And We Could Take School In Our Own Plane 100 00:05:03,542 --> 00:05:05,901 With Teachers That We Hired. 101 00:05:11,592 --> 00:05:12,619 Do You Think 102 00:05:12,619 --> 00:05:14,242 We Could Win? 103 00:05:14,242 --> 00:05:18,207 What I've Seen Is That You All Have The Moves. 104 00:05:18,207 --> 00:05:21,132 Now, The Singing? 105 00:05:21,132 --> 00:05:23,134 Uh... 106 00:05:23,134 --> 00:05:25,036 I'd Say... Uh... 107 00:05:25,036 --> 00:05:27,638 You Have Raw Talent. 108 00:05:27,638 --> 00:05:29,841 That's What The Video Lady Said. 109 00:05:29,841 --> 00:05:32,210 We're Like A Diamond In The Rough. 110 00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:34,846 She Said If We Had Voice Lessons 111 00:05:34,846 --> 00:05:36,748 We Could Be Really Good. 112 00:05:36,748 --> 00:05:41,018 She Gave Us The Name And Number Of A Singing Teacher. 113 00:05:41,018 --> 00:05:42,720 How Many Lessons Will We Need? 114 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,206 Probably Just One. 115 00:05:47,205 --> 00:05:54,209 (Woman Scatting) 116 00:05:54,209 --> 00:05:57,535 ♪ We're Moving ♪ 117 00:05:57,535 --> 00:06:00,638 ♪ Moving ♪ 118 00:06:00,638 --> 00:06:02,214 ♪ Moving On ♪ 119 00:06:02,214 --> 00:06:05,210 All Right, Guys, That's All For Today. 120 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:06,878 Thank You Very Much. 121 00:06:06,878 --> 00:06:08,210 Miss Woods? 122 00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:10,014 I'm Vanessa Huxtable. 123 00:06:10,014 --> 00:06:12,784 I Called About The Singing Lessons. 124 00:06:12,784 --> 00:06:14,919 You Must Be The Lipsticks. 125 00:06:14,919 --> 00:06:15,953 In Person. 126 00:06:15,953 --> 00:06:17,722 Young Persons, Too. 127 00:06:17,722 --> 00:06:19,023 We Have The Moves. 128 00:06:19,023 --> 00:06:21,208 We Just Want To Sound Better. 129 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:22,214 Let's See What You Got. 130 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:23,661 Okay. 131 00:06:23,661 --> 00:06:26,531 Let's Do The First Verse Of "The Locomotion." 132 00:06:26,531 --> 00:06:28,599 Do You Want Us On The Stage? 133 00:06:28,599 --> 00:06:31,207 No, Right There's Good. 134 00:06:31,207 --> 00:06:32,970 Five, Six, Seven, Eight. 135 00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:36,574 ♪ Everybody's Doin' A Brand-New Dance Now ♪ 136 00:06:36,574 --> 00:06:39,577 ♪C'mon, Baby, Do The Locomotion♪ 137 00:06:39,577 --> 00:06:43,205 ♪ I Know You're Gonna Like It If You Give It A Chance Now ♪ 138 00:06:43,205 --> 00:06:46,551 ♪C'mon, Baby, Do The Locomotion♪ 139 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:48,719 What Do You Think? 140 00:06:48,719 --> 00:06:51,085 It's Nice. 141 00:06:53,557 --> 00:06:56,927 ♪Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay♪ 142 00:06:56,927 --> 00:07:00,149 ♪ Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee ♪ 143 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:04,149 ♪Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee♪ 144 00:07:05,149 --> 00:07:11,153 ♪Zinga, Zinga, Zinga, Zinga Zinga, Zinga♪ 145 00:07:11,153 --> 00:07:14,478 We Can Move On To "Grulla Crulla" 146 00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:16,150 (Plays Phrase) 147 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:17,915 ♪ Grulla Crulla ♪ 148 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:20,551 ♪Grulla Crulla, Grulla Crulla♪ 149 00:07:20,551 --> 00:07:22,653 Miss Woods, We Only Have 150 00:07:22,653 --> 00:07:25,155 Five Minutes Left In The Lesson. 151 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:29,960 Could We Sing Our Song To See If We've Gotten Any Better? 152 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,154 Let's See What You've Got. 153 00:07:31,154 --> 00:07:32,796 All Right! 154 00:07:35,149 --> 00:07:37,067 Five, Six, Seven, Eight. 155 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:40,003 ♪Everybody's Doin' A Brand-New Dance Now♪ 156 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:41,471 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. 157 00:07:41,471 --> 00:07:43,874 Breathe From Your Diaphragm 158 00:07:43,874 --> 00:07:47,044 But Let The Tones Come From Your Head. 159 00:07:47,044 --> 00:07:48,151 Lift, Lift. 160 00:07:48,151 --> 00:07:49,157 Again. 161 00:07:49,157 --> 00:07:52,583 ♪Everybody's Doin'...♪ 162 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:53,750 Ladies... 163 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:56,653 First Word Again, Please? 164 00:07:56,653 --> 00:07:58,589 ♪Every♪ 165 00:07:58,589 --> 00:08:00,155 ♪Body♪ 166 00:08:00,155 --> 00:08:01,458 That's Great. 167 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:04,728 That's All For Today, Ladies. 168 00:08:13,466 --> 00:08:15,083 ♪ ... All Night Long ♪ 169 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:18,404 ♪ One Thing I Know You Can Do ♪ 170 00:08:18,404 --> 00:08:22,408 ♪ You Can Do It To Me All Night Long ♪ 171 00:08:25,077 --> 00:08:26,712 ♪ Uh-Huh, Baby ♪ 172 00:08:26,712 --> 00:08:29,615 ♪ Do It To Me All Night Long ♪ 173 00:08:29,615 --> 00:08:31,717 ♪ 'Cause You Do It Just Right ♪ 174 00:08:31,717 --> 00:08:33,719 ♪ So Do It All Night... ♪ 175 00:08:33,719 --> 00:08:36,080 Hey, Why Did You Do That? 176 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,082 What Are You Listening To? 177 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,725 The Radio. 178 00:08:39,725 --> 00:08:42,082 That Song Was Playing On The Radio? 179 00:08:42,082 --> 00:08:43,082 Yeah. 180 00:08:43,082 --> 00:08:44,530 It's Called 181 00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:47,078 "Do It To Me All Night Long." 182 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:51,404 Would You Tell Me, Um... 183 00:08:51,404 --> 00:08:54,774 What Does "It" Mean? 184 00:08:54,774 --> 00:08:58,444 Daddy, You Know What "It" Means. 185 00:09:01,514 --> 00:09:02,515 Yes, I Do 186 00:09:02,515 --> 00:09:06,452 But I Want To Know If You Know What "It" Means. 187 00:09:06,452 --> 00:09:10,389 "It" Means Holding Hands And Kissing. 188 00:09:12,081 --> 00:09:13,960 Holding Hands And Kissing? 189 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,829 Yes, But That's Not All That "It" Means. 190 00:09:16,829 --> 00:09:18,464 What Else Does 191 00:09:18,464 --> 00:09:19,732 "It" Mean? 192 00:09:19,732 --> 00:09:23,074 It Means, Uh... 193 00:09:23,074 --> 00:09:24,870 Homework. 194 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:26,706 "It" Is Homework. 195 00:09:31,075 --> 00:09:35,381 "Baby, Do My Homework All Night Long." 196 00:09:36,882 --> 00:09:38,718 Okay. 197 00:09:38,718 --> 00:09:39,885 Okay. 198 00:09:39,885 --> 00:09:43,389 ♪ Baby, Do My Homework All Night Long ♪ 199 00:09:43,389 --> 00:09:44,724 There You Go. 200 00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:47,074 (Teapot Whistling) 201 00:09:47,074 --> 00:09:50,896 Oh, Sounds Like You're Making Tea. 202 00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:53,082 Yes. Would You Like A Cup? 203 00:09:53,082 --> 00:09:54,667 No, But I Figured 204 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:57,670 If I Showed You This Sweepstakes Envelope 205 00:09:57,670 --> 00:10:01,007 You Might Know What You Could Do With That Teapot. 206 00:10:01,007 --> 00:10:03,074 Are You Suggesting 207 00:10:03,074 --> 00:10:06,712 That I Place That Envelope Near The Steam 208 00:10:06,712 --> 00:10:09,079 So It Might Open Up? 209 00:10:09,079 --> 00:10:13,080 I'm Merely Bringing It Up As A Possibility. 210 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:18,080 Well, I Think That As A Son, You Have Hit An All-Time Low. 211 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,925 You're Right, Dad. 212 00:10:19,925 --> 00:10:22,628 I'll Just Put This Back. 213 00:10:22,628 --> 00:10:27,400 Now, Because I Don't Trust You, My Boy 214 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:32,738 I Am Going To Keep This Envelope Away From You 215 00:10:32,738 --> 00:10:36,709 Because I Don't Trust Anything You Do. 216 00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:39,445 How Dare You Suggest 217 00:10:39,445 --> 00:10:42,815 That I Do Something Like This? 218 00:10:42,815 --> 00:10:46,719 Do You Understand What I'm Saying To You? 219 00:10:46,719 --> 00:10:50,723 And Don't Ever Try It Again. 220 00:10:51,891 --> 00:10:56,729 You Two Are Pathetic, Pitiful... 221 00:10:56,729 --> 00:10:58,731 And Predictable. 222 00:11:01,901 --> 00:11:04,118 See, You Got Me In A Whole Lot Of Trouble. 223 00:11:20,069 --> 00:11:21,714 Aha! 224 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,716 ♪ Do-Do-Do-Do-Bee ♪ 225 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:27,387 Listen, I Apologize For Acting Like A Sleaze, Okay? 226 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,066 Think Nothing Of It. 227 00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:30,390 I'll Sit With You. 228 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,071 Do A Little Light Reading. 229 00:11:32,071 --> 00:11:35,067 Oh, What Should I Read? 230 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,730 What Should I Read? 231 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:41,534 I'll Close My Eyes And Let's Get It... 232 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,072 Oh, What Is This I'm Touching? 233 00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:46,706 You Were Spying On Me. 234 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,708 Yes, You Were Spying. 235 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,066 No, I Wasn't. 236 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:52,545 I Think You Can Go To Jail 237 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,073 For Hiding People's Mail. 238 00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:56,816 Hey! 239 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:57,817 How You Doing? 240 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,069 There They Are, The Rolly Pops. 241 00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:01,988 How Did It Go? 242 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:06,066 We Learned We Don't Need Singing Lessons From Miss Woods. 243 00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:08,066 She Didn't Even Let Us Sing. 244 00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:09,395 All We Did Was 245 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,430 Be-Be-Be 246 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,431 Zinga-Zinga-Zee. 247 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,766 We Don't Want To Sing Like That. 248 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,736 I Don't Think You're Being Fair To Miss Woods 249 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,075 And What She's Trying To Do. 250 00:12:19,075 --> 00:12:22,008 You Want To Get To The Song 251 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,069 But She Taught You Breathing Exercises. 252 00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:25,069 Correct? 253 00:12:25,069 --> 00:12:26,913 Same Thing Happened To Me. 254 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,815 I Wanted To Be A Drummer. 255 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:29,816 Had My Own Set. 256 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,485 I Heard Art Blakey Play, Bought His Records 257 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,820 Tried To Copy Him. 258 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,069 I Couldn't Get It. 259 00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:37,524 So I Went Down To A Teacher. 260 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,727 I Said, "I Want To Learn How His Left Hand Does 261 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,066 "Di-Di-Di-Di-Di 262 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:43,930 "While The Right Hand Does 263 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,398 Ding-Di-Ding-Ding." 264 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,399 The Man Said 265 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,368 "I Know What You're Talking About." 266 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,504 He Put The Set Aside, Pulled Out A Block 267 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,640 And He Said, "Do Like This-- 268 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,066 "Whack-Whack 269 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,543 Whack-Whack." 270 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,379 I Said, "I Don't Want To Go Whack-Whack. 271 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,015 I Want Diga-De-Diga- De-Diga-De-Diga" 272 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,385 He Said, "In Order To Get To That You Got To Go 273 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,620 Whack-Whack-Whack." 274 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,955 That's A Great Story 275 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,066 But It Doesn't Have Anything To Do With Us. 276 00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:13,393 We Don't Play Drums. 277 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,394 We Sing. 278 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,395 Yeah. 279 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,069 But You Don't Sing Well... Yet. 280 00:13:18,069 --> 00:13:20,074 We Don't Have To Sing Well. 281 00:13:20,074 --> 00:13:21,634 You Don't? 282 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,570 There's This Group Called W-Four. 283 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,070 And? 284 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,070 They Can't Sing. 285 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,507 When They're In The Recording Studio 286 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,709 The Engineer Fixes Their Voices. 287 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,066 That's What We'll Do. 288 00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:34,072 Wait Till You See What We Look Like! 289 00:13:34,072 --> 00:13:37,483 We'll Put On The Outfits And Show You Our Routine. 290 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,651 All Right. 291 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,719 All Right! 292 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,066 ♪ Motion, Yeah! ♪ 293 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:42,388 ♪ Motion, Woo! ♪ 294 00:13:46,676 --> 00:13:49,346 Mom, Dad, We're Ready! 295 00:13:49,346 --> 00:13:50,347 Okay. 296 00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:51,822 So Where Are They? 297 00:13:51,822 --> 00:13:54,684 They Have To Make Their Entrance. 298 00:13:54,684 --> 00:13:55,824 Ladies And Gentlemen 299 00:13:55,824 --> 00:13:59,222 Presenting Live In The Huxtable Living Room 300 00:13:59,222 --> 00:14:02,559 The New, The Improved Lipsticks! 301 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:09,132 (Rock 'N' Roll Music) 302 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:24,816 ♪ Everybody's Doin' A Brand-New Dance Now ♪ 303 00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:28,184 ♪C'mon, Baby, Do The Locomotion♪ 304 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:32,455 ♪ I Know You're Gonna Like It If You Give It A Try Now ♪ 305 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,492 ♪C'mon, Baby, Do The Locomotion♪ 306 00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:38,823 ♪ My Little Baby Sister Can Do It With Ease ♪ 307 00:14:38,823 --> 00:14:42,465 ♪ It's Easier To Learn Than Your Abc's ♪ 308 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:47,470 ♪So C'mon, C'mon,And Do The Locomotion With Me♪ 309 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,540 ♪You Gotta Swing Your Hips Now...♪ 310 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,543 Mom, Why Did You Do That? 311 00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:55,311 We're Not Finished Yet. 312 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,379 Yes, You Are. 313 00:14:59,249 --> 00:15:01,217 I Thought They Were Hot. 314 00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:03,686 Maybe You Should Go Up To Your Room 315 00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:04,687 And Cool Off. 316 00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:05,825 Aw, Man. 317 00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:08,725 Mrs. Huxtable 318 00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:10,693 Is There Something Wrong? 319 00:15:10,693 --> 00:15:13,363 I Don't Know Who You Think You Are 320 00:15:13,363 --> 00:15:15,365 But You Are Not The People 321 00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:18,823 Who Just Came Down Here In My Living Room Half Dressed 322 00:15:18,823 --> 00:15:22,272 Flinging Parts From One End To The Other. 323 00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:24,816 Are My Eyes Deceiving Me? 324 00:15:24,816 --> 00:15:27,310 Aren't You All Swollen In Areas 325 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,825 Where You Weren't Swollen Before? 326 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:34,816 Thank You, Because I Definitely Detect Some Growth. 327 00:15:34,816 --> 00:15:36,821 Mom! 328 00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:41,257 That's Part Of Our Outfits. 329 00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:42,706 The Only Part Of Your Clothing 330 00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:45,201 That You Will Be Allowed To Stuff Things Into 331 00:15:45,201 --> 00:15:46,142 Will Be Your Pockets. 332 00:15:46,142 --> 00:15:48,986 You Go Put Some Clothes On. 333 00:15:48,986 --> 00:15:52,760 I'm Not Your Mother, But I Speak For Them 334 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,362 When I Say Go Cover Yourselves 335 00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:55,418 Immediately. 336 00:15:55,418 --> 00:15:58,141 Yes, Mrs. Huxtable. 337 00:15:58,141 --> 00:16:01,816 I Finally Thought They Were Old Enough To Understand 338 00:16:01,816 --> 00:16:04,147 I'm Not A Child Anymore. 339 00:16:04,147 --> 00:16:08,118 And Don't Put Those Tissues Back In The Box! 340 00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:16,936 Did You See Kara With That Bra On 341 00:16:16,936 --> 00:16:18,938 On Top Of Her Leotard? 342 00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:19,939 Did I See It? 343 00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:21,331 We Have Made A Mistake. 344 00:16:21,331 --> 00:16:25,177 We Have Planted Roses, But We Keep Getting Weeds. 345 00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:26,946 Sondra's In The Wilderness 346 00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:28,648 Denise Is In The Jungle 347 00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:30,650 And She's On "The Locomotion." 348 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,985 Take That War Paint Off Your Faces! 349 00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:36,330 Before Their Mothers Come In Here And Blame Me. 350 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,290 Running Around Here 351 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,227 Like They Just Hopped Off The Hot Seat. 352 00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:44,096 Suppose Some Fool Comes Along, Sees That 353 00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:45,329 Takes Them Seriously... 354 00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:47,833 Vanessa Could End Up Across The Country 355 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,202 In A Smoke-Filled Cafe 356 00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:52,872 Singing And Dancing And Gyrating Like That. 357 00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,328 I Won't Be Around 358 00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,975 To Take The Tissues Out. 359 00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:57,330 What Do They Know? 360 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,712 "Easy As Doing Your Abc's..." 361 00:16:59,712 --> 00:17:02,214 Miss 1,400 On The S.A.T. 362 00:17:02,214 --> 00:17:06,018 I Got Your Locomotion Down Here With A Science Book! 363 00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:06,886 Right. 364 00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:08,821 And Take That Makeup Off! 365 00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:09,332 That's Right. 366 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,223 I Can See Her Now 367 00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:13,325 In A Hollywood Swimming Pool 368 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,961 With A Remote Phone, Calling Me Up: 369 00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:18,631 "Hi, Mom, Babe. Let's Do Lunch." 370 00:17:18,631 --> 00:17:20,325 I'll Not Have It! 371 00:17:28,974 --> 00:17:31,811 And That Goes For Me, Too. 372 00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:41,153 Vanessa, Clair, The Show Starts At 8:30. 373 00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:42,988 We Got Five. 374 00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:44,330 (Doorbell) 375 00:17:47,325 --> 00:17:48,961 Hey! Hey! 376 00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:50,325 All Right! 377 00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:51,330 How You Doing? 378 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:52,965 Here's Your Mail. 379 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,325 All Right. 380 00:17:54,325 --> 00:17:55,325 Bang! 381 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,635 There It Is. 382 00:17:56,635 --> 00:17:58,637 I Dropped Your Mother Off. 383 00:17:58,637 --> 00:18:00,329 Did I Tell You About 384 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,908 The Fishing I Did In Florida? 385 00:18:02,908 --> 00:18:03,909 Yeah. 386 00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:05,326 Open This Up, Please. 387 00:18:05,326 --> 00:18:07,713 I'll Open It With Your Mother. 388 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:10,950 No, Don't Wait And Do It With Her. 389 00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:11,951 Cliff, Calm Down. 390 00:18:11,951 --> 00:18:14,331 Have You Been Eating Sugar Products? 391 00:18:14,331 --> 00:18:15,331 No, Sir. 392 00:18:15,331 --> 00:18:17,325 Just Open This Up. 393 00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:19,058 We'll Tell Mom Later. 394 00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:21,026 All Right, I'll Open It. 395 00:18:21,026 --> 00:18:22,027 All Right. 396 00:18:22,027 --> 00:18:23,629 There You Go. 397 00:18:25,631 --> 00:18:27,633 If You Don't Mind. 398 00:18:33,139 --> 00:18:34,328 Uh-Oh. 399 00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:35,330 What? 400 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,809 This Is Unbelievable. 401 00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:40,780 I Have Never Won Anything In My Life And Now This. 402 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:41,814 What? 403 00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:43,329 I Am The Winner 404 00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:46,331 Of A Stainless Steel Toaster. 405 00:18:46,331 --> 00:18:50,156 "Makes Up To Eight Slices." 406 00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:51,334 I'm So Lucky. 407 00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,626 I'll See You Later, Son. 408 00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:56,796 Stop Over Any Time You Want Some Toast. 409 00:18:59,412 --> 00:19:00,744 Announcer: Ladies And Gentlemen 410 00:19:00,744 --> 00:19:04,514 Count's Proudly Presents Miss Amanda Woods. 411 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:10,325 (Slow Jazz) 412 00:19:10,325 --> 00:19:16,331 ♪ To Have His Love ♪ 413 00:19:16,331 --> 00:19:24,673 ♪ Is All That A Girl Could Want ♪ 414 00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:31,023 ♪ To Hold Him Close Is Heaven ♪ 415 00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:37,686 ♪ To Watch The Sun Come Up Each Day ♪ 416 00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:48,330 ♪ With Joy, I Took A Chance ♪ 417 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:54,023 ♪ And There He Was ♪ 418 00:19:54,023 --> 00:20:03,032 ♪ For Me ♪ 419 00:20:03,032 --> 00:20:20,023 ♪ Look What I Got To Kiss Every Night Now ♪ 420 00:20:20,023 --> 00:20:35,343 ♪ Look What I Got To Hold Hands In The Park With ♪ 421 00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:43,785 ♪ I Got A Man ♪ 422 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:49,028 ♪ I Got A Brand-New Dance ♪ 423 00:20:49,028 --> 00:20:54,023 ♪ Motion ♪ 424 00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:58,023 ♪Motion♪ 425 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,567 (Giggling) 426 00:21:02,904 --> 00:21:12,023 ♪ Look What I Got ♪ 427 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:17,986 ♪ I Got Love, I Got Love, I Got Love ♪ 28839

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