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The U.S. Department Of Education
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Theo, What's
Taking You So Long?
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I Can't Follow Some
Of My Philosophy Notes.
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Let Me See.
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Theo, No Wonder You Can't
Follow Your Notes.
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Your Handwriting Looks
Like Chicken Scratches.
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Maybe To You,
But I Can Understand It.
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What Does That Say?
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Plate Of Meat.
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Soccer Tuesday.
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Is That Plato Meets Socrates?
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Oh, I Guess It Is.
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Why Did I Write Down Spumoni?
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That's Probably Spinoza.
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He's The Philosopher
We Studied Yesterday.
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Oh, Right, Spinoza.
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He's The Guy Who Said,
"Truth Can Only Be Proven
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By A Series Of
Interrelated Propositions."
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Very Good.
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It's Not That You Don't
Understand This Stuff.
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It's You Take Lousy Notes.
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Look At Mine.
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I Have Everything
Written In Columns.
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Philosopher, Dates,
Books Written And Theories.
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Sounds Like You're Pretty
Proud Of Yourself, Huh?
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A Guy Like You
Needs Someone Like Me
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To Help Him Reach
His Full Potential.
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You Know,
I Think You're Right.
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Ahem!
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Umm...
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Hey, Dad,
How You Doing?
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We Were Just Getting
Ready For Our Study Group.
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What, Linguistics?
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Is It Okay If I Go
And Get A Snack?
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Sure, Go Ahead.
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Would You Bring
Some Ice Water Back For My Son?
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I Meant To Put
A Stop Light There
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So I Wouldn't Walk In
On Anything.
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It's Not What You Think.
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We're Having A Serious
Discussion Group Over.
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In Fact, Howard's Coming.
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Howard?
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Howard Must Be
From Another Planet.
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The Professors Don't Know
What To Do With Him.
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He's Pulling Hard A-Pluses
In Every Subject.
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I Love Howard.
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Check Out How Howard Studies.
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When He's Reading A Book
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And There's A Footnote
That Mentions Another Book
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Howard Reads The Other Book.
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Ooh, Howard.
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He Writes A Three-Page Summary
On That Book For Himself.
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He Even Puts Footnotes On That.
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The Man Is A Legend.
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He Almost Has An Odor.
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Whoo!
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( Doorbell )
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The Legend Arrives.
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Hey, Howard.
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Yo, Theo.
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Have Any Problem
Getting Here?
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I Got Lost.
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But Some Of Our
Greatest Discoveries
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Emerge From A State
Of Being Lost.
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Theo:
Is Being Found A State
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That Can Only Be Entered
By Those Who Are Lost?
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Oh, Existential,
My Brother.
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Not To Mention
Pragmatic.
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I Want You To Meet
My Dad, Dr. Huxtable.
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This Is Howard.
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Nice To Meet You.
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Yes, Sir,
My Pleasure.
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Are You A Doctor
Of Medicine Or Philosophy?
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Officially, Medicine.
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But I'm Always Searching
For Truth And What Is Real.
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Because The Real Is Rational
And What Is Rational Is Real.
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George Wilhelm
Friedrich Hagel.
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Ooh, The Boy Is Mean.
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How Did You Know That, Dad?
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I Think, Therefore I Am.
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Descartes, Ontologist.
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Deal With It.
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Hi, Howard.
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Hi, Justine.
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I Thought You
Were Bring Julia.
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You Said We'd
Finally Meet Her.
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You Will.
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I Asked Her To Be On Time.
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A Stitch In Time Saves Nine.
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Actually That Saying Is Derived
From The Roman Poet Ovid
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Who Wrote,
"Venienti Occurrite Morbo."
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Ooh...
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Speak The Latin.
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Speak The Latin, My Friend.
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I Have To Go Downstairs
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But I Will Be
Right Back
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Which Is A Dimension Of Time,
As Opposed To Right Now.
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( Doorbell )
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I'll Get It.
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Is This The Huxtable Residence?
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Huxtable Residence?
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Uh, Yeah... Huxtable Residence.
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Hi, Julia.
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Howard, I'm Sorry I'm Late.
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Hey, No Problem.
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I'm Very Glad
You Made It.
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To Discuss Philosophy
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Which Is Why We're
All Here, Right?
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Let's Get Started.
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We Can Go Upstairs
And Start Discussing Philosophy.
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That Is Why
We're All Here.
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Oh, Julia,
Have You Met Justine?
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Hey, Hey, Where You Going?
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We're Going To My Room
To Discuss Philosophy.
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Well, Make Sure
Everybody's Vertical.
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Hey, Dad.
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Whoo, Look Out,
Big Train.
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How Long Are You Going
To Carry This Around?
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Give It Up,
Give It Up, I Said.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey, What's
Happening?
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Honey, Sit Down.
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No, No.
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Elvin, If I Sit Down There,
I'm Never Going To Get Up.
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Do The Thing, Man.
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There You Go.
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All Right.
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You See, Elvin
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A Woman In That Situation--
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They Sit On A Sofa Like This,
They Can't Get Out Of It.
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Everybody's Left,
And They're Still Sitting There.
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She's Going To Deliver
Any Second Now.
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Elvin, I Am Not.
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You Had A Contraction
In The Car.
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It Was A Pre-Labor Contraction.
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I've Had These
For The Last Two Days.
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Elvin Has Rushed Me
To The Hospital Three Times.
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I'm Timing It, Dad.
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Since The Last One, It's Been
Eight Minutes And 38 Seconds.
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If The Next One
Comes In Below 15 Minutes
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Then You've Got
Something To Work With.
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Eight Minutes, 48... 49.
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Is Mom Here?
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In The Kitchen.
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There You Go.
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You Okay, Honey?
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Yes, I'm Fine.
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You All Right?
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Put Your Arms Out.
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Don't Open The Door
With It.
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Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Going
To Be Pregnant Forever.
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Your First Child Always
Makes You Suffer The Most.
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Hey, I Was Your Firstborn.
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I Know.
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All Right.
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Hi, Mom.
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I'm Sorry
I Left You Alone.
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It Was Only
For 36 Seconds.
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Are You Okay?
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Yes, I'm Fine.
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Any Pains?
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Yes, You.
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Good, Good.
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Ohh.
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I Need To Lie Down.
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Don't Let Her Lie Down!
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Mom, Please.
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Don't Let Her.
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I Need To Lie Down.
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Honey, Stay Up.
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Do Your Job, Boy.
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All Right, Hold Her.
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I Think This...
What Time?
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10 Minutes,
38 Seconds.
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A Contraction?
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It's Time!
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The Car...
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I'm A Father!
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Elvin, Honey, Please!
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One Step At A Time.
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I Will Call Dr. Taylor
And Get Everything All Set Up.
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Clair:
Yes, I Agree.
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Now Remember,
You Promised Us
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No Special Treatment
At The Hospital.
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I'll Have Them Set Up A Tent
In The Parking Lot.
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Uhh... I'll Get The Car!
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Do You Have Your Bags Packed?
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It's In The Trunk.
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Elvin Packed It The Day
He Found Out I Was Pregnant.
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Are You All Right?
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Oh, Baby.
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Oh, My Baby!
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Come On!
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( Car Pulling Away )
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Wait A Minute...
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Elvin!
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Elvin!
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Elvin, You Forgot Your Wife!
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Mrs. Tibideaux, You'll Come
With Me To The Room.
@Uú @.U@&Amp;Bb U@B@L @@@@"@Júb@(@&Amp;@@ U
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Mr. Tibideaux, You Can Fill Out
The Forms With The Nurse.
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Mr. Tibideaux?
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Mr. Tibideaux,
Will You Please Let Go?
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Honey, It's Okay.
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Yeah?
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Okay.
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00:10:02,664 --> 00:10:04,398
Bye-Bye, Honey.
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00:10:04,398 --> 00:10:05,331
Bye.
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00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:06,664
Thank You.
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00:10:06,664 --> 00:10:08,331
Don't Start
Without Me.
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00:10:19,831 --> 00:10:20,998
Right.
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Uh-Huh.
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Hmm, I Know.
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Okay, Bye.
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Fill Out The Forms.
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I Need To Fill Out
Some Forms.
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I Have To Fill Out
Some Forms, Too.
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I'm Sorry, Pal,
I'm Going First.
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My Wife's Having A Baby.
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00:10:37,664 --> 00:10:39,664
My Wife's Having
A Baby, Too.
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My Wife.
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00:10:40,831 --> 00:10:42,931
She's Still In The Car.
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00:10:45,798 --> 00:10:48,664
Can You Believe Some People?
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Let Me Help You
Answer The Questions.
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Name?
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Tibideaux, Sondra.
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Your First Name Is Sondra?
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That's My Wife's Name.
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00:10:58,231 --> 00:10:59,164
What's Your Name?
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Tibideaux, Elvin.
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T-I-B-I-D-E-A-U-X.
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00:11:03,098 --> 00:11:04,564
Insurance?
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Yes.
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00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,664
What's The Name
234
00:11:06,664 --> 00:11:07,931
Of Your Insurance?
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00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:10,631
Ah... Medical.
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00:11:10,631 --> 00:11:15,298
What's The Name Of The Company
That Issues Your Insurance?
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00:11:15,298 --> 00:11:17,231
It's In My Wallet.
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00:11:17,231 --> 00:11:20,831
I Don't Have My Wallet.
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00:11:20,831 --> 00:11:24,764
Is It Blue Cross,
North West, Continental?
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Yes.
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Continental.
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00:11:26,831 --> 00:11:28,164
No.
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00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:30,664
Wait A Minute,
I Can't Remember.
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00:11:30,664 --> 00:11:34,331
It's The One With The Buffalo
On The Commercial.
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00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:36,298
Buffalo?
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Yes.
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No.
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00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,498
It's A... Moose.
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00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:44,164
Or... An Elk.
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It Has Four Legs;
It's Dependable.
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00:11:46,764 --> 00:11:48,898
What's More Dependable--
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00:11:48,898 --> 00:11:50,464
A Moose
Or An Elk?
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00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:59,464
( Clock Ticking )
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00:12:01,364 --> 00:12:04,798
( Tapping Fingers
In Time With Clock )
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00:12:07,031 --> 00:12:10,298
( Tap, Tap, Tap )
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00:12:39,298 --> 00:12:42,464
Well, It's Working.
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00:12:47,298 --> 00:12:48,998
I'll Tell You.
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This Is The First Time
I've Been On This Side
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In A Long, Long Time.
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00:12:55,131 --> 00:12:58,231
We Just Have
To Sit Here And Wait.
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And Wait.
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00:12:59,864 --> 00:13:03,131
Sondra And Elvin Don't
Want Us At The Hospital.
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That's All Right.
I Can Understand That.
264
00:13:05,798 --> 00:13:07,798
I Know How We Felt.
265
00:13:07,798 --> 00:13:09,164
Remember?
266
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,964
Long Time Ago.
267
00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,531
That's It.
268
00:13:20,531 --> 00:13:21,898
Let's Hit It.
269
00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:34,731
I Can't Breathe.
270
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,931
I Think My Heart
Has Stopped.
271
00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:39,598
Try To Relax
And Breathe Slowly.
272
00:13:39,598 --> 00:13:41,498
Elvin's Hyperventilating.
273
00:13:41,498 --> 00:13:43,731
Mom, Dad,
I'm Glad You're Here.
274
00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:46,731
I'm Sorry You Have
To See Me Like This.
275
00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:48,064
Elvin, You'll Be Fine.
276
00:13:48,064 --> 00:13:49,631
Do What The Nurse Says.
277
00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:53,064
Why Did This Have To Happen?
278
00:13:53,064 --> 00:13:55,631
I Wanted To Be Strong
For Sondra.
279
00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:56,664
It's Okay, Elvin.
280
00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:59,131
This Happens To
A Lot Of Fathers
281
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:02,098
Although I've Never Seen
A Case This Severe.
282
00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:06,231
Dad, I Hope You're Not
Disappointed In Me.
283
00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:11,231
Just Breathe In The Bag, Son.
284
00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:12,664
Yes, Sir.
285
00:14:12,664 --> 00:14:14,231
Thank You, Sir.
286
00:14:14,231 --> 00:14:16,564
Dad, Elvin Will Be Fine, Really.
287
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,131
How Are You?
288
00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:20,564
Good.
289
00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:21,964
I'm A Little Nervous.
290
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:24,064
You Have Every
Right To Be.
291
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,398
But Your Doctor's Here,
And You're Ready For This.
292
00:14:27,398 --> 00:14:30,731
You Know What I Said
About Not Wanting You Here?
293
00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:31,898
Yes.
294
00:14:31,898 --> 00:14:34,164
I'm Glad You
Didn't Listen.
295
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:38,331
Hey, Folks,
I Think I'm Okay Now.
296
00:14:38,331 --> 00:14:40,398
Look, I'm Breathing.
297
00:14:40,398 --> 00:14:41,731
Oh, God.
298
00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:45,398
I've Never Breathed This Well
In All My Life.
299
00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:47,531
It Feels Great To Be Alive.
300
00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:51,231
Oooh!
301
00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:53,564
Contraction!
302
00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,398
Miss Mckechnie
303
00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,898
Will You Please Call
For The Anesthesiologist?
304
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:01,964
I Think We're
Ready For Delivery.
305
00:15:01,964 --> 00:15:04,298
Please Do Whatever
Dr. Taylor Says.
306
00:15:04,298 --> 00:15:05,398
I'm Sorry.
307
00:15:05,398 --> 00:15:06,631
Thank You.
308
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:07,831
Miss Mckechnie
309
00:15:07,831 --> 00:15:10,231
Please Do Everything
The Good Doctor Said.
310
00:15:10,231 --> 00:15:12,231
May I Say Something?
311
00:15:12,231 --> 00:15:13,798
The Father Is A Wreck
312
00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:15,798
And The Grandfather
Is A Nuisance.
313
00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:18,464
I Think People Should
Go Into The Hall
314
00:15:18,464 --> 00:15:20,498
So You Can Do Your Work.
315
00:15:20,498 --> 00:15:21,831
Elvin, Cliff,
Get Out.
316
00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:24,564
But We're
Having A Baby.
317
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:25,764
Elvin, Get Out.
318
00:15:25,764 --> 00:15:28,331
Go Collect Yourself
So You Can Come Back.
319
00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:30,964
Breathe In The Bag, Boy.
320
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,964
Okay, Howard,
Let Me Pose This Question.
321
00:15:39,964 --> 00:15:42,298
If One Person
Breaks A Promise
322
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:45,098
Is It Okay For Everyone
To Break A Promise?
323
00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:46,964
According To Kant's
Categorical Imperative
324
00:15:46,964 --> 00:15:49,464
It Doesn't Matter What
The Circumstances Are.
325
00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:51,698
A Moral Action Must
Hold True Universally.
326
00:15:51,698 --> 00:15:54,964
That's Exactly What I Had
In My Notes.
327
00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:56,464
Really?
328
00:15:56,464 --> 00:16:01,031
Why Don't You Read To Us
What You Had In Your Notes?
329
00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:03,531
Read To You?
330
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:04,864
( Doorbell )
331
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:05,998
I'll Get It.
332
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,531
I Tried To Read
Theo's Notes.
333
00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:11,464
Forget About It.
334
00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:13,098
Hey, Kenny.
335
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,331
Is Rudy Here?
336
00:16:14,331 --> 00:16:17,664
She's At The Bronx Zoo
With Carolyn's Family.
337
00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:18,531
Can I Wait?
338
00:16:18,531 --> 00:16:19,964
Sure, Why Not?
339
00:16:19,964 --> 00:16:21,731
Kara And Vanessa
Are Upstairs.
340
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,898
Hang Out With Them.
341
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,064
I'll Hang Out With You.
342
00:16:25,064 --> 00:16:29,531
I Have Some Friends Over,
And We're Studying Philosophy.
343
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,131
I'll Sit There And Listen.
344
00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:33,831
I'm Trained
To Be Seen And Not Heard.
345
00:16:33,831 --> 00:16:35,131
All Right.
346
00:16:35,131 --> 00:16:36,798
Come On.
347
00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:38,398
What's The Gift?
348
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,798
A Christmas Present
For Rudy.
349
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:42,531
I Do My Shopping Early.
350
00:16:42,531 --> 00:16:46,164
Theo, Do You Have
Any More Note Pads?
351
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,931
I'll Bring One
In With Me.
352
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,131
Thanks.
353
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:55,431
Who's That?
354
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,031
Julia.
355
00:16:57,031 --> 00:16:58,731
Now That's A Woman.
356
00:17:03,531 --> 00:17:04,864
This Is Kenny.
357
00:17:04,864 --> 00:17:07,331
He's Going To
Hang Out With Us.
358
00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:08,531
Hi.
359
00:17:08,531 --> 00:17:09,698
Hi.
360
00:17:09,698 --> 00:17:13,198
I'm Rudy's Friend,
But We're Not Serious.
361
00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:16,098
What Did I Miss?
362
00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:17,364
We Were Discussing
363
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:18,864
The Tendencies
For All Civilizations
364
00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:20,598
To Oppress Other Civilizations.
365
00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:23,864
You Mean
"Man's Inhumanity To Man?"
366
00:17:23,864 --> 00:17:25,331
Or Woman.
367
00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:27,364
Why Do People
Always Say "Man?"
368
00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,964
Why Can't It Be
People's Inhumanity To People?
369
00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:33,398
It's A Given That Saying
"Man" Includes Woman.
370
00:17:33,398 --> 00:17:37,798
Society Is Geared To Think
Of Men First And Then Women.
371
00:17:37,798 --> 00:17:41,298
And All These Philosophers That
We're Talking About Are Men.
372
00:17:41,298 --> 00:17:42,331
Until Recent History
373
00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:44,364
All The Great Thinkers
Were Men.
374
00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:49,431
That's Because Women
Weren't Seen As Equals.
375
00:17:49,431 --> 00:17:53,064
I'm Sure There Were Women
Who Were Even More Brilliant
376
00:17:53,064 --> 00:17:54,564
Than Those Men.
377
00:17:54,564 --> 00:17:58,631
All We Have To Go By
Are These Brilliant Essays
378
00:17:58,631 --> 00:17:59,964
Written By Men.
379
00:17:59,964 --> 00:18:03,831
They Probably Had
Their Girlfriends Type Them.
380
00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:05,531
We're Turning
This Whole Thing
381
00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:08,364
Into A Man Versus Woman
Discussion.
382
00:18:08,364 --> 00:18:09,531
Of Course We Are.
383
00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:11,231
Sexism Has Been
Around Forever.
384
00:18:11,231 --> 00:18:12,164
I Agree.
385
00:18:12,164 --> 00:18:14,598
Take This
Little Boy Here.
386
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:17,664
He Probably Already Has Some
Preconceived Ideas About Women.
387
00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:22,031
Kenny, You've
Heard Us Talking.
388
00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:23,264
What's Your Opinion?
389
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:25,498
I'd Never Let A Woman
Type A Paper.
390
00:18:27,364 --> 00:18:29,264
She Should Be Cooking My Dinner.
391
00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:35,498
Scoop.
392
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:38,964
Make Sure The Legs
Are Over Here.
393
00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:42,264
Keep The Head From
Falling All Over.
394
00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:45,231
There's No Way I'll Learn This.
395
00:18:45,231 --> 00:18:48,098
You're Being
Too Hard On Yourself.
396
00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:50,164
Dad, All The Evidence Is There.
397
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:52,831
I Almost Fainted
In The Labor Room.
398
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,731
I Almost Fainted When
She Had A Contraction.
399
00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:57,431
What Was Most Embarrassing...
400
00:18:57,431 --> 00:18:59,798
On The Way Here In The Car
401
00:18:59,798 --> 00:19:03,164
I Had To Pull Over
And Let Her Drive.
402
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,698
You Just Need Time.
403
00:19:10,698 --> 00:19:13,898
That's Easy For You To Say
After Five Times.
404
00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:16,198
You're The World's
Most Perfect Father.
405
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:21,631
Elvin, I Wouldn't Say That.
406
00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:24,631
Not Perfect...
I Hear What Your Kids Say.
407
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,264
But Still...
408
00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:33,031
You Hear My Kids Say What?
409
00:19:33,031 --> 00:19:35,098
It's Little Things,
Nothing Big.
410
00:19:35,098 --> 00:19:37,264
Little Things What?
411
00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:44,598
Like You're Kind Of Stubborn
And Never Admit Your Mistakes.
412
00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:46,564
You're Tight With Money.
413
00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:49,398
You Always...
414
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,664
That's Enough.
415
00:19:50,664 --> 00:19:53,164
But, Dad,
They Really Love You.
416
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:54,998
That's What I'm Saying.
417
00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:57,331
Your Children
Will Love You, Too.
418
00:19:57,331 --> 00:20:00,431
What If I Make Some
Horrible Mistake Raising It?
419
00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:02,498
It's This Little
Defenseless Person.
420
00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:05,664
What If I Do Something
That Makes It Sick?
421
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,664
Elvin, Don't Worry About It.
422
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:11,864
You Just Have To Realize That
This Is A Human Being.
423
00:20:11,864 --> 00:20:13,298
Go With The Flow.
424
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:18,998
Elvin, The Doctor Says
It's Going To Be Soon.
425
00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:20,164
Soon?
426
00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:21,264
Yes, Soon.
427
00:20:21,264 --> 00:20:23,198
Get In There.
428
00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:25,031
Let's Hit It, My Man.
429
00:20:25,031 --> 00:20:27,098
I Can't Believe It,
But I'm Ready.
430
00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:28,431
We're Not Hitting It?
431
00:20:28,431 --> 00:20:29,964
They're Going To Hit It.
432
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:31,098
But I'm A Doctor.
433
00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:32,131
You Don't Understand.
434
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:35,598
They Can Do This By Themselves.
435
00:20:35,598 --> 00:20:38,398
They Don't Want Dad In The Room?
436
00:20:38,398 --> 00:20:42,464
Darlin', We'll Have To Sit Here
Like Everybody Else.
437
00:20:42,464 --> 00:20:43,964
Scoop.
438
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,931
Do You Remember That?
439
00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:47,598
Let Me See It Again.
440
00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:48,764
Grab The Legs.
441
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:51,431
Wah, Wah.
442
00:20:51,431 --> 00:20:53,098
And Scoop.
443
00:20:53,098 --> 00:20:56,431
We'll Have To Do That,
I'll Bet You.
444
00:20:56,431 --> 00:20:58,098
Yes, Indeed.
445
00:20:58,098 --> 00:21:00,664
We'll Have
To Reach Down.
446
00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:02,164
It Will Be
Our Grandchild.
447
00:21:02,164 --> 00:21:03,831
It Will Be A Boy.
448
00:21:03,831 --> 00:21:05,131
You're Sure?
449
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,498
Named After Me.
450
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,907
It Might Be A Girl
Named After Me.
451
00:21:08,907 --> 00:21:10,067
Still Named After Me.
452
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:12,234
Heathcliff Female.
453
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:13,734
Reach Right On Down.
454
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:15,067
This Is Your Granddad.
455
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,234
Scoop.
456
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,567
Hello.
457
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,834
You're Going
To Hillman.
458
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,067
Put A Big H
On Your Forehead.
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