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You Better Get
The Potatoes Started.
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Mom And Dad Will
Be Here Soon.
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I'm On It.
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One Order Of
Sauteed Potatoes Coming Up.
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Oh, Baby, The Table Setting
Looks Fabulous.
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I Like To Make
Things Extra Special
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When Mom
And Dad Come Over.
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Honey, Look!
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Ahh, The Potatoes!
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( Knocking )
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That's Mom And Dad.
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Hello, Hello!
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Just A Minute!
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( Knocking )
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Come In!
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Cliff:
What's Going On?
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Hey!
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Mom, Dad.
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What's The Matter?
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What Do You Got?
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Hi.
Come On In.
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Looks Like We'll Have
To Eat Out Tonight.
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A Little
Grease Fire.
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Nothing Ruined.
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You're In For
A Delicious Meal.
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Let's Get
A Little Air In Here.
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Elvin:
Dad...
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Let Me Give You A Hand.
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There's A Little
Trick To That.
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Hammer Here.
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One... Two...
Three, Four.
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Hand Me The Phone.
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The Phone?
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Yeah.
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Thanks A Lot.
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Now Why Didn't
I Think Of That?
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Mom And Dad,
Look Around.
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You Notice
Anything Different?
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Umm...
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Oh, Your Neighbors Across
The Way Have New Curtains.
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Come On, You're Not
Looking Close Enough.
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Okay.
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Come On.
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♪ Ta-Da! ♪
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This Is The Baby's Room.
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The Baby's Room.
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Behind A Screen.
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This Way The Baby Has Privacy...
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( Crying Like A Baby )
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...And We Have Privacy.
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If You Get Enough Of These
Chinese Screens
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You Could Turn This
Into A Nine-Room Apartment.
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Why Doesn't
Everyone Sit Down?
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I'll Help You Serve.
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Help Me, Because
The Last Time I Was Here
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Wherever I Sat,
Something Fell Apart.
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It's Not
Like That Anymore.
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Pick A Seat.
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What About
The Arm On This One?
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I Remember This Arm...
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But This Is...
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You See
What I Did?
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I Took An Arm From Another Chair
To Fix This Chair.
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Yes, You Did.
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Why Are The Wires
Hanging Out Of The Wall?
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This Is Another One
Of My Repairs.
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This Used To Be
Three Bare Wires
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But I Put An Outlet On It.
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I Can Plug An Air Conditioner
In Here Now.
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You Can Put
An Air Conditioner There
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If You Get A Window.
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Oh.
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Shouldn't The Landlord Be
Doing The Electrical Work?
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I Called Mr. Reeder
About Six Times
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But It's Like
Wasting Your Time
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So I Figured
I'd Do It.
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Keep At Him.
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Lots Of Landlords Try
Getting Out Of Doing Repairs.
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Well, Bon Appetit.
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Okay.
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What Kind
Of Meat Was This?
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That's Veal.
We Splurged.
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How Long Did You Cook It, Son?
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Uh... Six Hours.
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Elvin, Veal Only Takes
About An Hour To Cook.
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Our Stove Only
Goes Up To 95 Degrees.
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I Cook It
A Few Extra Hours
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And Then I Zap It
In The Microwave
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To Seal In The Juices.
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You Cooked This For Eight Hours
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And Then Put It
In The Microwave?
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How About
Some Hot Dogs?
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I Can Pop Them
In The Microwave.
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Hot Dog!
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Get With
The Hot Dogs.
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Make My Done.
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Coming Up.
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Okay.
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Mom, Have A Roll,
They're Homemade.
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Thank You, Sweetie.
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Yeah.
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These Are Potatoes,
Aren't They?
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All Right.
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Sort Of Cajun Style.
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A Cajun Experiment.
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Burned On The Outside...
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And, Uh...
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Raw On The Inside.
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Crispy, Dad.
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They're Crispy On The Inside.
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I Got To Wash This Stuff Down.
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Wash It Down
With A Glass Of Water.
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( Pipes Banging )
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Cliff:
Hey!
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Look Out There.
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That Happens When
Someone Takes A Shower
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On The Third Floor.
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I Can Believe It.
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I'll Send This
To The Lab In The Morning.
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You're Paying Rent
And Having A Baby.
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You Need Clean Water.
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We're Getting Bottled Water.
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( Explosion )
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Dive! Dive! Dive!
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It's All Right, Mom, Dad.
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Come Up, Dad,
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It's The Hot Dogs--
They Exploded.
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Elvin:
It's Not Like I Don't Know
How To Use This Thing
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But We Have These
Power Surges All The Time.
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Well, We Invented Something--
Wiener Bits.
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Elvin, Call The Landlord And Ask
Him To Come Down Here Right Now.
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He's Probably Having Dinner.
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Come Here, Elvin.
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Call The Landlord!
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I See A Lot Of Cases
Of Landlord Neglect.
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You Have
To Stay On Them.
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Hello, Mr. Reeder?
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Yes, It's Elvin Tibideaux.
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Five-B.
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Yeah, Hi.
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We're Having Problems
With The Water And Pipes
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The Electricity
And Some Other Things, Too.
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I Was Wondering, Could You...
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I Mean, Is It Possible
If You Could Maybe Come Up?
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No, That's Fine.
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Next Week Is Okay.
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Tell Him Your
Mother-In-Law Is Here
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And She's An Attorney.
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My Mother-In-Law,
Who Is Here Now
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Would Like You To Know
That She's An Attorney.
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Oh, Great.
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Great, Thanks.
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Thanks A Lot.
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Bye-Bye.
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He's Coming Right Up.
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Mom, Please,
When He Comes Here
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Let Us Handle It.
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Well, Of Course.
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This Is Your Home.
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( Tuba Music )
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Elvin:
That's Fritz.
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He Plays Tuba
In A Polka Band.
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Does He Play Often?
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Only During The Day.
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Sometimes We Move
The Furniture And Dance.
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( Knocking )
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Hi, Mr. Reeder.
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Evening, Mr. Tibideaux,
Mrs. Tibideaux.
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I'd Like You
To Meet My In-Laws.
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My Father-In-Law
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Dr. Huxtable.
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My Mother-In-Law,
The Attorney.
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I Got Here
As Fast As I Could.
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Mr. Reeder, We Need
To Discuss Something With You.
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The Brown Water...
We Don't Want It Anymore.
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But I Have Explained
That To You.
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The Entire Building
Needs A Plumbing Overhaul.
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If I Do That, I Have
To Raise Everyone's Rents.
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Can You Fix That Window?
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Okay, That I Can Do.
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( Beep Beep Beep )
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That's My Beeper,
I Got To Go.
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That Guy Works Too Hard.
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Every Time He's Here,
He Gets Beeped.
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He Has Somebody Beep Him
To Give Him An Excuse To Leave.
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You Think So?
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He Should Be Reported
To The Housing Authorities.
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The Papers Will Be
On My Desk Monday Morning
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Because I Don't
Want My Grandchild
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Growing Up In This Place--
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Sticking His Fingers In Sockets
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Drinking Brown Water
From Behind That Screen.
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You Need To Think About
The Child Being Able To Sleep
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Through The Night
Without People Showering
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And The Sink
Attacking The Child.
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Are You Saying I Can't
Take Care Of My Own Child?
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That's Not What I'm Saying.
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You Implied It.
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You Look Like You're
Going To Knock Somebody Down.
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That's Not What I Implied.
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Could We Not Do This?
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She's Pregnant
And Shouldn't Get Upset.
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Everybody Needs
To Settle Down
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So That We Can State Calmly
What We Want To Say.
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I Want To Say, Very Calmly
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The Two Of You Should
Very Seriously Consider
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Getting Out Of This Apartment.
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If It's A Problem Of Money,
Moving To A New Place...
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00:10:13,898 --> 00:10:17,198
Mom, Dad, We've Told You
Many Times Before
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We Insist On
Supporting Ourselves.
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We Appreciate Your Offer,
But No Thank You.
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Okay, Fine.
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Then Stay Here.
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Okay, Fine.
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We Will.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Brown Water Coming Out
Of The Faucet.
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A Microwave
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That Gives Power Surges
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And Turns Veal
Into Rubber Tires.
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I Looked Out The Window.
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A Pigeon On The Ledge
Was Looking At Me Going...
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00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:05,395
You Should See Them
When They're In This Place.
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00:11:05,395 --> 00:11:06,629
They Love It.
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00:11:06,629 --> 00:11:08,595
They Say It Has "Character."
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00:11:08,595 --> 00:11:11,829
You Won't Get Those Two
Out Of That Apartment.
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00:11:11,829 --> 00:11:13,195
Russell Is Right.
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00:11:13,195 --> 00:11:17,162
You Have A Daughter Who Is
As Muleheaded As You Were.
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I Always Told You That Some Day
You'd Have A Child
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That Frustrated You
Like You Frustrated Me.
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I'm Glad I'm Around To See It.
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But I'm Not
The Issue Here.
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00:11:29,895 --> 00:11:31,962
Anna:
You Are
The Issue.
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She Learned All She Knows
About Stubbornness From You.
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Mom...
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Don't "Mom" Me.
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I Remember It Clearly.
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00:11:39,895 --> 00:11:41,562
You Were In Med School.
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Clair Was Carrying Sondra.
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You Lived In
A One-Room Apartment
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Over A Trucking Company.
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00:11:48,129 --> 00:11:50,095
Anna:
I Always
Said To You
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"Heathcliff, Let Your Father
And Me Help You."
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But You Were
Too Proud.
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00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:57,695
The Original Mulehead.
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It Was Homey
And Clair Loved It.
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00:12:02,595 --> 00:12:05,262
When Did I Ever Say
I Loved It?
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00:12:05,262 --> 00:12:06,295
Huh?
250
00:12:06,295 --> 00:12:08,962
When Did I Ever Say
I Loved It?
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00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,729
I Said I Would Live In It
Because I Loved You.
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00:12:12,729 --> 00:12:18,262
It Was A Dump.
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00:12:18,262 --> 00:12:20,862
So, Denise,
How's It Been Going?
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00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:23,729
I'm Here To Talk About You Guys.
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00:12:23,729 --> 00:12:25,429
Well, What's Up?
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00:12:25,429 --> 00:12:29,062
I Heard You Guys Had
A Fight With Mom And Dad.
257
00:12:29,062 --> 00:12:30,662
Yeah, We Did.
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00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:33,129
I've Been
Behind You Guys 100%.
259
00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:35,995
When You Dropped Out
Of Law School, Med School
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I Thought, "That's Great.
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They're Deciding
To Live Their Own Lives."
262
00:12:40,395 --> 00:12:41,729
When You Told Me
263
00:12:41,729 --> 00:12:44,729
That You Wanted To Open
A Wilderness Store
264
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:46,729
I Thought,
"It's A Little Flaky
265
00:12:46,729 --> 00:12:50,362
But Those Wacky Kids
Might Make It Work."
266
00:12:50,362 --> 00:12:54,029
But When Mom And Dad Told Me
That You Turned Down
267
00:12:54,029 --> 00:12:58,029
Their Offer To Help
You Move Into A Better Apartment
268
00:12:58,029 --> 00:12:59,362
I Thought, "They're Nuts."
269
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,229
Come On, Pack Up, Move.
270
00:13:01,229 --> 00:13:02,795
Wait A Minute.
271
00:13:02,795 --> 00:13:06,295
Did Mom And Dad
Put You Up To This?
272
00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:07,295
No.
273
00:13:07,295 --> 00:13:09,162
They Don't Know I'm Here.
274
00:13:09,162 --> 00:13:11,695
We Like Our Apartment,
Even If You Don't.
275
00:13:11,695 --> 00:13:14,029
I'm Not Putting Down
Your Apartment.
276
00:13:14,029 --> 00:13:16,229
It's Got Character,
It's Charming
277
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:20,395
But You Can't Act Like Children
For The Rest Of Your Lives.
278
00:13:20,395 --> 00:13:22,229
It's Time To Grow Up.
279
00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:24,562
Who Are You Telling
To Grow Up?
280
00:13:24,562 --> 00:13:26,895
You Dropped Out Of School.
281
00:13:26,895 --> 00:13:28,795
When Mom And Dad
Wanted You To Go Back
282
00:13:28,795 --> 00:13:30,129
You Wouldn't Listen.
283
00:13:30,129 --> 00:13:33,362
That Is Because, In My Case,
Mom And Dad
284
00:13:33,362 --> 00:13:35,429
Didn't Make
Any Sense.
285
00:13:35,429 --> 00:13:38,362
They Know What They're
Talking About Here.
286
00:13:38,362 --> 00:13:40,695
You Guys
Are Having A Baby.
287
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,529
A Little Bambino.
288
00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:45,195
Another Life.
289
00:13:45,195 --> 00:13:47,795
Would You Actually Consider
Raising A Kid In This Place?
290
00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:50,795
Denise, As Long As
We Love This Child
291
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:54,062
It Doesn't Matter
Where We Raise It.
292
00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:58,229
As Soon As This Kid Can Talk,
It Will Say
293
00:13:58,229 --> 00:13:59,929
"Call Me A Taxi."
294
00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:07,095
I Don't Remember
A More Difficult Time.
295
00:14:07,095 --> 00:14:10,429
Every Time I Turn Around,
A Kid Has Bad News.
296
00:14:10,429 --> 00:14:13,795
Well, Hello, Everybody!
297
00:14:13,795 --> 00:14:15,595
Oh, Lord.
298
00:14:15,595 --> 00:14:17,562
Grandma,
Grandpa.
299
00:14:17,562 --> 00:14:19,529
I'm Glad
You're Here For This.
300
00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:22,195
There Are Some People
In The Living Room
301
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,695
Who Have Something
To Say To You.
302
00:14:24,695 --> 00:14:25,995
Don't Say Anything.
303
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,162
Just Follow Me.
304
00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:28,962
I Know What This Is About.
305
00:14:28,962 --> 00:14:31,497
She's Told All The Children
To Drop Out Of School
306
00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:33,206
And They're Making
An Album Called
307
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:38,229
"Parents Don't Know
What They're Doing".
308
00:14:38,229 --> 00:14:39,362
Hi.
Hi.
309
00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:45,414
Denise:
Let's Get
Started.
310
00:14:45,414 --> 00:14:47,123
Something Happened Last Night
311
00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:50,748
That Involved Bad Feelings
Between Members Of This Family
312
00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:51,831
So It's Appropriate
313
00:14:51,831 --> 00:14:54,081
That We Kick Off This Meeting
With Some Apologies.
314
00:14:54,081 --> 00:14:55,123
Sondra? Elvin?
315
00:14:55,123 --> 00:14:56,120
We're Sorry.
316
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,753
We're Very Sorry.
317
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:02,187
Denise:
Mom? Dad?
318
00:15:02,187 --> 00:15:04,053
Sondra Just Apologized.
319
00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:04,914
We Accept.
320
00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:10,497
Dad, I Told Sondra And Elvin
321
00:15:10,497 --> 00:15:12,456
That I'd Be Able
To Get You Guys To Apologize.
322
00:15:12,456 --> 00:15:14,553
That's Your Problem.
323
00:15:14,553 --> 00:15:15,853
We Apologize.
324
00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:19,720
We Are Very Sorry
That We Had Words Last Night.
325
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,720
Cliff?
326
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,887
What?
327
00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:25,887
Right.
328
00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:28,753
Mom And Dad, We Came Over
329
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,753
Because We Agree That
For The Baby's Sake
330
00:15:31,753 --> 00:15:33,953
We Need A New Apartment.
331
00:15:33,953 --> 00:15:35,087
All Right!
332
00:15:35,087 --> 00:15:36,253
Oh.
333
00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:40,287
We Need To Borrow Money
334
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:44,053
So That We Can Get
A Larger Place In Better Shape.
335
00:15:44,053 --> 00:15:46,053
We're Happy
To Hear That.
336
00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:49,053
And We'd Like To Give You
The Conditions
337
00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:50,953
Under Which We Will
338
00:15:50,953 --> 00:15:52,420
Borrow
The Money.
339
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,253
You're Going To Tell Us
The Conditions
340
00:15:57,253 --> 00:16:00,787
Under Which You're
Going To Borrowour Money?
341
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:03,187
Dad, Just Hear Them Out.
342
00:16:03,187 --> 00:16:06,020
Number One, You Have
To Charge Interest.
343
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:08,320
You Better Believe That.
344
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,320
If We Don't Pay You Back
Within One Year
345
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,587
You Charge Us
A Five Percent Penalty.
346
00:16:13,587 --> 00:16:16,553
I Can Think Of
Even Better Than That.
347
00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:19,487
And We Offer You
As Collateral
348
00:16:19,487 --> 00:16:21,487
All Of Our Furniture.
349
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,987
What Else You Got?
350
00:16:30,153 --> 00:16:31,620
Just Our Word.
351
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,687
That's Better
Than The Furniture.
352
00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:34,720
It's A Deal.
353
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,787
Perhaps You Should
Shake On This.
354
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:37,820
All Right.
355
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:39,153
Consider Shook.
356
00:16:39,153 --> 00:16:41,320
Elvin,
If I Were You
357
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,753
I Would Have Insisted
On One More Term.
358
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:45,853
What's That?
359
00:16:45,853 --> 00:16:48,787
At No Time
Can Cliff Hold It Over You
360
00:16:48,787 --> 00:16:50,087
That You Owe Him.
361
00:16:50,087 --> 00:16:51,553
Yeah.
362
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,553
It's Too Late.
363
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,920
We Already Shook On It.
364
00:16:56,853 --> 00:16:59,653
Hey, What's
Everybody Doing?
365
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:02,420
Sondra And Elvin Are Moving.
366
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,420
Where?
367
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,753
We Don't Know Yet.
368
00:17:04,753 --> 00:17:05,887
We're Looking.
369
00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:08,553
There's An Apartment
I Saw Today.
370
00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:10,787
It Would Be
Perfect For You.
371
00:17:10,787 --> 00:17:14,253
It Was Understood
That You Would Live In A Dorm.
372
00:17:14,253 --> 00:17:18,053
Oh, Well, I Wasn't Officially
Looking At The Apartment.
373
00:17:18,053 --> 00:17:21,087
I Couldn't Resist
The Ad In The Paper
374
00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:22,720
So I Checked It Out.
375
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,053
It's Circled.
376
00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:27,887
"Bachelor Pleasure Den,
Young Singles Building..."
377
00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:29,120
No, No, No.
378
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,887
No, No, No.
379
00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:34,153
Elvin, The Other One
That's Circled.
380
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,153
Ah, Yeah.
381
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:39,153
"One Bedroom, Family Building."
382
00:17:39,153 --> 00:17:40,153
Honey, Look.
383
00:17:40,153 --> 00:17:42,487
We Should
Go Check It Out.
384
00:17:42,487 --> 00:17:43,853
I'm All For That.
385
00:17:43,853 --> 00:17:46,153
Let's Get
To The Station Wagon.
386
00:17:46,153 --> 00:17:47,153
I'll Stay Here.
387
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,153
I Don't Want
To See It
388
00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:51,998
Till Someone Assures Me
It Won't Give Me Nightmares.
389
00:17:56,687 --> 00:17:59,853
"And Then Marlo Myers,
Famous Girl Detective
390
00:17:59,853 --> 00:18:03,487
"Looked The Evil Scientist
In The Eye And Said...
391
00:18:03,487 --> 00:18:06,153
"'I'm Not Afraid Of You,
Dr. Dread.
392
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,487
I Have The Truth
On My Side.'"
393
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:12,487
"Dr. Dread Took A Step Forward
And Laughed Evilly.
394
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:14,987
"'Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh.'
395
00:18:14,987 --> 00:18:19,153
"Then Marlo Myers Picked Up
An Ancient Egyptian Vase
396
00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:20,320
"And Said...
397
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,487
"'We'll See
Who Laughs Last
398
00:18:22,487 --> 00:18:25,653
""When You Get This
Between The Eyes.
399
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:28,487
Heh-Heh-Heh.'"
400
00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:29,420
Hey.
401
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,587
Hey, Grandpa.
402
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,920
Hey, Grandpa.
403
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,587
Where's
Everybody Else?
404
00:18:34,587 --> 00:18:37,587
They Are At Sondra
And Elvin's Packing Boxes.
405
00:18:37,587 --> 00:18:39,387
They've Taken The Apartment?
406
00:18:39,387 --> 00:18:40,587
They Loved It.
407
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,587
Everybody Flipped Out
When They Walked In.
408
00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:44,920
Even Dad Admitted
I Came Through.
409
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,287
What's It Like?
410
00:18:46,287 --> 00:18:48,253
It's Nothing Spectacular.
411
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,587
The Water's Clean.
412
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,753
They Get Power All The Time.
413
00:18:51,753 --> 00:18:53,553
You Know What I Mean?
414
00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:55,820
Nothing Is
Making Noises.
415
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,253
And The Pigeon
On The Windowsill Said...
416
00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:05,787
Let's Have A Toast.
417
00:19:05,787 --> 00:19:06,820
Let's Lift
418
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,320
Our Glasses High
419
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,787
And Honor Sondra, Elvin,
And Their New Apartment.
420
00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:13,987
Hear! Hear!
421
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,320
Let's Have A Toast
422
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,653
To The Fact
That Sondra And Elvin
423
00:19:17,653 --> 00:19:19,787
Are Moving To A Place
With Clear Water.
424
00:19:19,787 --> 00:19:21,220
( Knocking )
425
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,053
I Wonder Who
That Could Be.
426
00:19:29,653 --> 00:19:30,920
Mr. Reeder, Hi.
427
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,253
I Have A Couple
428
00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:34,920
Who Are Interested
In The Apartment.
429
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,920
Could I Show It
To Them?
430
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,920
Does Anyone Mind?
431
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,087
Bring Them In.
432
00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:43,053
Mr. And Mrs. Jenkins,
This Way, Please.
433
00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:44,720
Sorry For
Intruding.
434
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,720
Hi.
435
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,553
Well,
Here You Are.
436
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:51,153
This Is Nice.
437
00:19:51,153 --> 00:19:53,087
I Know.
438
00:19:53,087 --> 00:19:56,487
We've Seen
A Lot Of Places
439
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,620
But Nothing
Comes Close To This.
440
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,353
You're Interested?
441
00:20:00,353 --> 00:20:01,520
We'll Take It.
442
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,853
Let's Go Down
To My Office
443
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:05,987
And You Can
Sign The Lease.
444
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,187
Umm, Sweetie Pie
445
00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:11,020
The Furniture Really
Goes With The Apartment.
446
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:12,687
It's Eclectic Funk.
447
00:20:12,687 --> 00:20:15,320
I Wonder If They're
Taking It With Them.
448
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,653
It Doesn't Hurt To Ask.
449
00:20:17,653 --> 00:20:18,987
Excuse Us.
450
00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:21,487
We Were Wondering
If You'd Consider
451
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,320
Selling Us
Your Furniture.
452
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,253
We Were Thinking
Of Taking It With Us.
453
00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:27,253
No, You Weren't.
454
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,920
Make Us An Offer.
455
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,487
Is $200 Fair?
456
00:20:32,487 --> 00:20:33,353
Ten Dollars.
457
00:20:35,253 --> 00:20:39,020
We Just Graduated
From Yale A Week Ago.
458
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,353
Your Parents Must Be Tickled.
459
00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:43,053
Yeah.
They Are.
460
00:20:43,053 --> 00:20:46,053
Nobody Could Be Happier
For You Than Me.
461
00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:47,387
Let's Go Downstairs.
462
00:20:47,387 --> 00:20:48,387
Thank You.
463
00:20:48,387 --> 00:20:49,453
Bye-Bye.
464
00:20:49,453 --> 00:20:51,920
Oh, What About
That Cracked Window?
465
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,687
It Will Be Fixed
By The End Of The Week.
466
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,887
You'll Be Gone, Too.
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