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Oh, No, Ooh.
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My Favorite Wife
Is Home Early.
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Goodness Gracious.
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Not For Long.
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Why?
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I Got Go Back
To The Office.
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I Got A Meeting
On The Hayward Case.
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This Is The Third Time
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You've Had To Work Late
On Those Haywards.
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I'm Sick Of Them.
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Let The Haywards Go To Jail.
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No One Goes
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To Jail When Defended
By Clair Huxtable.
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I Have To Lie In That Bed
By Myself
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Missing My Beautiful Wife.
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And I Have To Say: "Where Is
My Clair, My Love Quilt?"
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I See.
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Yes.
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You've Never Had To Leave
Our Bed To Work?
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First Of All,
I Say To My Patients
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"Please Do Not Go Into Labor
Until After 3:00 A.M.
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"Then I Can Slip Out Of The Bed
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And My Wife Will Not Miss Me."
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A Bold Untruth.
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I Go Up To That Bed
And You're Not There.
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And I Look Over
And I See A Hole
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In The Pillow.
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And I Take
That Pillow
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And I Bring It To Me
And I Hug It And I Cry.
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Hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
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Hi, Sweetie.
Hi.
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I Need To Ask You Something.
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Today At School, I Told Carolyn
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That She Could Sleep
Over Friday Night.
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Now I Need Your Permission.
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Don't You Have
This Backwards?
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You're Supposed To Ask
For Permission First.
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What For?
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You Always Say Yes.
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I'm Just Being Polite.
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You've Had A String
Of Friends Stay Over.
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But, Mom, This Is Carolyn.
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Can She Come, Please?
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This Is The Last Sleep-Over
For Two Months, Understood?
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Understood. Mom, Will You Make
Those Baked Apples?
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I Might, I Don't Know.
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Dad, You're Going To Do
That Funny Pirate, Aren't You?
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Everybody Loves It
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When You Do
The Funny Pirate.
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Well, First Of All, I'm Not
A Professional Comedian.
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You Understand?
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And I Want You To Know
That I Can Just, Uh...
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Not Be Funny Just
Because You Bring
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Your Little Raggedy Friends
In Here, You Know.
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I Mean, I Have To Feel Funny.
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Do You Think You'll Feel
Funny On Friday Night?
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I Don't Know.
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I Just Don't...
I Don't Know.
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Mom, I Know You'll Want To Make
Those Baked Apples.
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And, Dad, I Know You'll Feel
Funny Friday Night.
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Yes!
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Bye.
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I Thank All The Little Oranges
That Contributed
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To Dr. Huxtable's Glass
Of Orange Juice.
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Dad, Is Rudy Having
Another Sleep-Over?
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Yeah.
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Rudy Is Bad Enough As It Is.
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Around Someone Else Her Age
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She's Five Times Worse.
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I Don't Want To Be Here.
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Where Are You Going?
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I'll Stay At Janet's.
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Good, She Stayed Over Here
The Other Night.
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She Owes You, So Go Ahead.
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Okay.
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Yes, Please.
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There Is One Thing I'll Miss.
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What?
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The Pirate.
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Your Funniest Bit.
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The Only Thing I Like Better
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Is When You Do The Foreign
Race Car Driver, Pierre Varoom.
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I'm Not Too Sure I Want To Do
Pierre Varoom Or Anybody Else.
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I Have To Feel Funny
To Do Things.
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If You Don't,
They'll Be Disappointed.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Bye.
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Okay, Take Care.
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Pierre Varoom.
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I'll Sit With These Kids,
Do Pierre Varoom
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And They Don't Know
When To Stop.
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If You Did Something Funny,
They Would Just Say:
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"That Was Funny."
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You Get In The Position,
They Keep Asking.
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"Do It Again, Do It Again."
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Your Back Is Out And They Still
Got Plenty Energy Left.
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"Do It Again, Do It Again."
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It's Ridiculous.
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Say...
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Dad, This Is Not
A Good Day.
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Look At This.
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An English Composition Paper.
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I Thought Of Hiding It,
But I Said:
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"No, He Might As Well
Know The Truth."
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I Might As Well--
You Got A "D."
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I Got A's In English Comp
In High School.
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Look
At The Professor's Comments.
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He Hated Every Sentence I Wrote.
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"I Have Never Read Such Muddled
Thinking In My Life.
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"You Use Too Many Words
To Express Your Thoughts
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And Don't Understand
The Words You Use."
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I Didn't Think I'd Have
Problems With This Class.
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The Others Are The Killers.
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I've Got The Hardest Professors.
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Whenever I Tell My Friends
What Teachers I Have, They Say:
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"Oh, The Butcher;
Oh, No, The Assassin."
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Dad, I'm Drowning.
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Maybe I'm Not College Material.
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You're Not Talking Like That.
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The First Day Of Orientation,
The Dean Said:
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"Look To Your Left,
Look To Your Right.
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"One Of These People Will Not
Be Here At The End Of The Year."
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Dad, The Whole Freshman Class
Was Looking At Me.
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No, No, No.
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I Want You To Look
At These Red Marks.
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Make Your Corrections.
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Take It Back To Your Professor.
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Ask For Help.
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He Did Say If Anybody
Got Below A "C"
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They Could Do Their Paper Again.
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There.
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I Have A Ton Of Work.
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Welcome To College Life.
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All Right, Dad,
I'll Give It A Shot.
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There You Go.
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And I'll Tell You
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What I'll Do For You.
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While You're Up In That Room
Working So Hard
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I'm Going Down To The Store
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Buy One Of Those
Strawberry Shortcakes
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And Bring It Up To Your Room
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And You And I Will Have
Strawberry Shortcake
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While You're Doing Your Work.
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Mom Doesn't Like You
Eating Those Desserts.
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I Don't Care
What Your Mother Doesn't Like.
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You Understand?
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When It Comes To Making
A Sacrifice
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I'm There When You Throw
The Chips Down.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Go Get Them.
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Mon Frere.
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Daddy.
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Carolyn Will Be
Here Any Minute.
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Good.
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How Do You Feel?
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About What?
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You Know What I Mean.
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Do You Feel Funny?
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You Said You Had To Feel Funny
To Be Funny.
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I Feel A Sort Of Heaviness,
A Sadness.
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Dad.
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Try.
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( Doorbell )
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Dad, That's Carolyn.
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Think Funny, Okay?
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Carolyn, Darling.
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Rudy, Darling.
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Come On In.
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Bye, Mom.
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How About Our Smooches?
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Yeah.
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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
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Hi. I Noticed You Brought
Your Sleeping Bag... Why?
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The Last Time I Was Here,
That Other Bed In Rudy's Room
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Felt Like Sleeping On Rocks.
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I Need My Sleep,
Or I'm Just No Good.
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So How About It?
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How About What?
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What Will You Do
To Make Me Laugh?
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The Last Time I Was Here,
You Were A Riot.
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Dad Isn't Up To It Tonight.
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I Think He's Depressed.
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Yeah, You Have To Excuse Me.
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I Think The Whole Day Has
Just Taken Its Toll On Me.
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I Feel Drained.
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Pardon Me.
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I'll Go And Get
Something To Eat.
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I'm Really Sorry, Carolyn.
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I Guess We'll Have
To Entertain Ourselves.
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That's Okay, Darling.
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You're Not Responsible
For Your Parents.
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Let's Go Up And Play.
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Ahhh!
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( Screaming )
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Har!
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Now I've Got You!
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( Shrieking )
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The Pirate Is
Going To Get You.
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Ahhhh!
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( Giggling )
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( Crash )
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( Laughing )
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Clair:
All Right, You Two!
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What Did You
Break Now?
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00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:02,598
Girls:
Nothing.
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00:11:02,598 --> 00:11:04,498
Clair:
I Want It Quiet.
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Not Another Sound.
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00:11:06,598 --> 00:11:07,198
Rudy:
Mom?
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Yes?
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00:11:08,498 --> 00:11:10,564
Can We Get
A Snack?
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Okay, But Be Quiet.
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00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:14,831
Your Brother's
Studying.
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Rudy:
We Will.
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00:11:16,398 --> 00:11:18,464
Carolyn:
Har, Har, Matey.
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I'll Make You Walk The Plank.
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00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:22,231
No, You Won't!
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Yes, I Will.
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Hey.
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Do You Guys Mind?
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I Came Down Here
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To Get Away From
You Two Wild Women.
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Shouldn't You
Both Be In Bed?
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It's A Sleep-Over.
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We Can Stay Up Late.
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00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,898
We're The Queens
Of The Night.
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00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,131
Your Highness,
Darling...
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Your Royal Beauty,
Darling.
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Kiss, Kiss.
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Smooch, Smooch.
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00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:59,698
You Two Are So Obnoxious.
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Thank You,
Your Grumpiness.
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00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:05,598
Are You Done?
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00:12:05,598 --> 00:12:08,131
I Have An Important Paper
To Finish.
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00:12:08,131 --> 00:12:10,298
What Are You
Writing About?
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You Wouldn't Understand.
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00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,231
It's College-Level Material.
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"It Was A Haunting,
Cloudy Day
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One That Conjured Up
Images Of Destiny."
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Huh?
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00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:26,964
I Told You You Wouldn't
Understand It.
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00:12:26,964 --> 00:12:30,064
Sounds Like You're Trying
To Impress Your Teacher
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With Big Words.
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00:12:31,531 --> 00:12:32,698
That Never Works.
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00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:38,731
How Do You Know?
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00:12:38,731 --> 00:12:41,464
My Dad's An Editor
Of A Newspaper.
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He Tells New Reporters--
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"When You Write, Keep It Simple.
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Only People With Small Minds
Use Big Words."
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00:12:49,564 --> 00:12:53,831
Look, I Was Asked To Write
About A Personal Experience.
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I'm Writing About
My First Day At College.
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I'm Trying To Capture
How Scared I Was
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When I First
Arrived On Campus.
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00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:05,398
Why Don't You Just Say,
"I Was Scared"?
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00:13:05,398 --> 00:13:08,064
Because That's Not
Descriptive Enough.
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00:13:08,064 --> 00:13:10,964
I'm Trying To Paint
A Picture Of My Fear.
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00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,998
I Know What You Mean
About Fear.
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00:13:13,998 --> 00:13:18,831
I Once Took My Cat, Maple,
On A Ferris Wheel--
259
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,831
Whoa, Was She Scared!
260
00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:23,231
We're Not On A Ferris Wheel.
261
00:13:23,231 --> 00:13:27,164
Would The Two Of You Kindly
Leave Me To Write?
262
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Okay.
263
00:13:28,398 --> 00:13:30,831
Carolyn, Let's
Go Upstairs.
264
00:13:31,831 --> 00:13:33,464
( Whispering )
265
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:37,164
Good Night, Mr. Dictionary.
266
00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:51,564
"As I Stepped On The Campus
For The First Time
267
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,631
"I Was Afraid.
268
00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:55,831
"I Felt Like...
269
00:13:55,831 --> 00:13:59,498
A Cat On A Ferris Wheel."
270
00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:09,898
( Growling )
271
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:19,898
The Monsters Looked
Into The Attic And Said...
272
00:14:19,898 --> 00:14:23,898
We're Going
To Eat Your House.
273
00:14:23,898 --> 00:14:26,864
Let's Start
With The Chimney.
274
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:36,931
Let's Play
Something Else Now.
275
00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:38,598
But We're Supposed
To Go To Sleep.
276
00:14:38,598 --> 00:14:39,731
It's A Sleep-Over.
277
00:14:39,731 --> 00:14:41,931
We Can Stay Up
As Late As We Want.
278
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,331
Let's Play
Flashlight Wars.
279
00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:44,664
Okay.
280
00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:48,664
Defenders Of The Universe.
281
00:14:48,664 --> 00:14:50,831
May One Light Shine True.
282
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:52,531
Go!
283
00:14:52,531 --> 00:14:54,298
My Beam Got
Your Beam.
284
00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:55,398
No, It Didn't.
285
00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:56,698
Yes, It Did.
286
00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:57,831
Take That.
287
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,331
No Fair!
288
00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:00,898
What?
289
00:15:00,898 --> 00:15:04,631
You're Not Allowed To Take
Your Beam Off The Wall.
290
00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:05,698
This Is My House.
291
00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:06,831
I Can Do Anything.
292
00:15:07,831 --> 00:15:10,598
You're Always Changing The Rules
293
00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,331
Just So You Can Win.
294
00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:13,864
I Can't Help Being Better
295
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,031
At Flashlight Wars.
296
00:15:15,031 --> 00:15:16,131
Stop That!
297
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,231
I'm Going Home.
298
00:15:17,231 --> 00:15:18,231
No, You're Not.
299
00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,364
Yes, I Am.
300
00:15:19,364 --> 00:15:21,631
You're My Guest.
You'll Do What I Say.
301
00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:24,064
I Don't Have
To Do Anything.
302
00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:25,664
You're A Rockhead!
303
00:15:25,664 --> 00:15:27,564
You're A Sponge-Brain!
304
00:15:27,564 --> 00:15:30,564
You're A Sponge-Brain
To The Max!
305
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:33,464
You're A Double
Sponge-Brain Supreme!
306
00:15:33,464 --> 00:15:35,998
I'm Going Home.
307
00:15:35,998 --> 00:15:38,898
Go! I Don't Care.
308
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:41,698
I Don't Really
Care...
309
00:15:49,231 --> 00:15:50,731
Dr. Huxtable--
310
00:15:50,731 --> 00:15:52,031
I Have To Talk To You.
311
00:15:52,031 --> 00:15:52,964
Huh?
312
00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:54,731
Wake Up. It's An Emergency.
313
00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:57,731
Okay. Make Sure She's
Fully Dilated.
314
00:15:57,731 --> 00:15:59,898
I'll Scrub Up.
Here We Go.
315
00:16:02,631 --> 00:16:06,164
Dr. Huxtable,
I Want To Go Home!
316
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:09,131
What Are You
Doing In Here?
317
00:16:09,131 --> 00:16:11,264
How Did You Get In Here?
318
00:16:11,264 --> 00:16:12,698
What's Going On?
319
00:16:12,698 --> 00:16:15,064
Rudy Cheats,
And She's Being Mean.
320
00:16:15,064 --> 00:16:16,131
I Hate Her.
321
00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:17,664
What Is Going On?
322
00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:19,564
She Hates Rudy.
323
00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:20,831
Oh...
324
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,031
Can You Do Me A Favor?
325
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:26,464
Get In The Bed
You're In
326
00:16:26,464 --> 00:16:29,331
And Hate Her
Until About 8:30.
327
00:16:29,331 --> 00:16:32,764
Then I'll Be Glad
To Take You Home.
328
00:16:32,764 --> 00:16:35,464
I Can't Spend
Another Minute Here.
329
00:16:35,464 --> 00:16:37,231
Call My Mommy, Please?
330
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:38,598
I'm Very Unhappy.
331
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,764
Okay. I'll Call Your Mom.
332
00:16:40,764 --> 00:16:42,364
Okay. All Right.
333
00:16:42,364 --> 00:16:45,798
I'll Pack And
Meet You Downstairs.
334
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,231
Yes, Yes, Yes.
335
00:16:48,231 --> 00:16:50,031
Yes, Yes, Yes.
336
00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:52,364
What Are You Doing?
337
00:16:52,364 --> 00:16:54,398
I Have To Call Mrs. Gregory
338
00:16:54,398 --> 00:16:57,931
And Tell Her Her Daughter
Wants To Come Home...
339
00:16:57,931 --> 00:17:01,964
( Mocking Carolyn )
340
00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:05,964
Hello, Mr. Gregory.
341
00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:07,898
How You Doing?
342
00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:12,364
Your Daughter
Just Came In Here And Said:
343
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:16,964
( Mocking Carolyn )
344
00:17:16,964 --> 00:17:21,464
So Would You Please Put
The Light On Out Front?
345
00:17:21,464 --> 00:17:25,298
I'll Drive By And Throw Her
Out The Window.
346
00:17:26,231 --> 00:17:27,931
Yeah. Okay.
347
00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,564
Huh?
348
00:17:30,898 --> 00:17:32,931
Do The Pirate For You?
349
00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:35,631
You Want Me To Do
The Pirate?
350
00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:37,398
You're A Grown Man.
351
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,898
Argh, Why Don't
You Go To Sleep?!
352
00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:00,298
Carolyn.
353
00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:02,964
Carolyn.
354
00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:05,898
I'm Here To Take You Home.
355
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,464
Huh?
356
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,498
I'm Ready To Take You Home.
357
00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:13,331
Here We Go.
358
00:18:13,331 --> 00:18:15,064
I Don't Want To Go Home.
359
00:18:15,064 --> 00:18:16,398
I Changed My Mind.
360
00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:18,664
Yeah, But 30 Seconds Ago
361
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,698
You Were In There,
And You Said:
362
00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:25,231
"I Hate Rudy And
I Want To Go Home."
363
00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:28,898
But When I Got Back,
She Apologized.
364
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:31,064
She's My Best Friend.
365
00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:32,564
I Love Her.
366
00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:41,231
The Next Time You Come
In My Room And Wake Me Up
367
00:18:41,231 --> 00:18:44,131
And Tell Me You
Want To Go Home
368
00:18:44,131 --> 00:18:47,564
I'll Give You 50â¢
And You Get The Bus.
369
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:52,564
That Sounds Fair.
370
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,098
Good Night.
371
00:19:10,664 --> 00:19:13,031
Oh, Dad, You Look Terrible.
372
00:19:13,031 --> 00:19:16,498
Yes, Because Your
Sister's Friend, Carolyn
373
00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:19,831
Woke Me Up Three Times
To Take Her Home.
374
00:19:19,831 --> 00:19:22,098
See What They Did
To The Kitchen?
375
00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:23,631
I Cleaned It Up
376
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:29,664
Along With About 400 Pieces
Of Balled-Up Composition Paper.
377
00:19:29,664 --> 00:19:30,831
Sorry About That.
378
00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:33,364
I Was Up All Night
Rewriting This Paper.
379
00:19:33,364 --> 00:19:36,298
Went Down To N.Y.U.
This Morning And Slid It
380
00:19:36,298 --> 00:19:37,864
Under The Professor's Door.
381
00:19:37,864 --> 00:19:38,898
He Was There.
382
00:19:38,898 --> 00:19:40,731
He Read It While I Waited.
383
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,731
Only Half The Red Marks
Of Before.
384
00:19:44,731 --> 00:19:46,064
Now You're Cooking.
385
00:19:46,064 --> 00:19:49,364
He Said If I Made My Ideas
Clearer And More Direct
386
00:19:49,364 --> 00:19:51,164
I Could Probably Get A "C."
387
00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,131
A "C" Would Be Beautiful.
388
00:19:53,131 --> 00:19:54,864
You'd Like A "C"?
389
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:58,798
Of Course I'd Be Happy
With A "C."
390
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:02,531
This Is What Is Known
As A Hard "C."
391
00:20:02,531 --> 00:20:05,631
I Would Take
A Hard "C"
392
00:20:05,631 --> 00:20:08,664
Over A Soft "A" Any Day.
393
00:20:08,664 --> 00:20:14,264
Dad, By The End Of This Year,
I'll Be Pulling In Hard A's.
394
00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:16,898
I'm Too Scared Of You!
395
00:20:17,898 --> 00:20:19,564
Go Ahead.
396
00:20:20,898 --> 00:20:22,564
Rudy:
Daddy!
397
00:20:22,564 --> 00:20:24,198
I'll Take You Home...
398
00:20:24,198 --> 00:20:25,298
What?
399
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:28,431
Presenting The Darling Sisters
400
00:20:28,431 --> 00:20:30,831
America's Sweethearts.
401
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:37,264
Don't You All
Just Look Lovely?
402
00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:38,831
Thank You.
403
00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:43,098
Isn't This Your Mother's
Makeup And Jewelry?
404
00:20:43,098 --> 00:20:44,131
Yes.
405
00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:46,964
I'll Be Gone
When She Finds Out.
406
00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:48,598
We're Not Worried.
407
00:20:48,598 --> 00:20:50,164
Come On, Darlings.
408
00:20:54,998 --> 00:20:57,731
Let's Go To The Mall.
409
00:20:57,731 --> 00:21:00,798
You Look Lovely,
Mrs. Huxtable, Darling.
410
00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:02,731
Thank You, Darling.
411
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:10,898
Good-Bye, Darling.
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