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Hi, Daddy.
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Hey, I Just Finished
Your Sandwich For Lunch.
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Would You Like
A Pickle?
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I Can't Eat All That.
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I'm Just A Little Person.
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Well, Why Don't You Show Dad
How Much You'd Like To Take?
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Only About That Much.
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Is That It?
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All Right, Dad Will
Cut That For You.
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There You Are,
My Dear
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And I'll Just Have A Small Piece
Of What's Left For Myself.
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Is It Possible
That When We Leave
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You'll Inhale
That Whole Thing?
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No.
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Dad Made Me Bacon
Yesterday.
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He Ate So Much Of It
I Only Got One Slice.
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When He Took Me And Peter
To The Park
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He Bought Each Of Us
An Ice Cream Cone
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And Took Big Bites
Out Of Them.
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That's Dad.
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Then Bought Himself
A Giant Banana Split.
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It Wasn't A Giant.
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Uh-Huh, Four Scoops.
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That's A Medium.
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Theo:
Denise, You
Are So Lucky
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To Be Working At
A Record Company.
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No Big Deal.
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It Happens Every Day.
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Whoa, All Right.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Guess Who's Coming To
Denise's Record Company Today?
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Quincy Jones.
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He's Famous.
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Quincy Jones
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Is The Hottest Record Producer
In The Business.
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I Know Who
Quincy Jones Is.
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Is He Really Coming In Today?
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People Like Him Come In
All The Time.
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Tina Turner
Came In Yesterday.
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Wow!
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Dad, Tina Turner...
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I Know Who
Tina Turner Is.
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I Knew Tina Turner
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When She Was Rolling
On The River.
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What's She Really Like?
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She's Really
Down-To-Earth
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And I Enjoyed
Talking To Her.
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You Talked To Her?
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What Did You
Talk About?
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I Brought Coffee
And She Said
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"This Is Good.
Thanks."
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Vanessa:
She's A Beautiful Person.
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Hey, Thanks, Dad.
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Denise, I Don't Know
How You Can Keep Your Cool
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When You're Around
All These Superstars.
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I've Got
To Get To Work.
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Can I Drop You Guys
At School?
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Could We Go To The Studio
And Meet Quincy, Too?
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No, You're Not Going
To Any Studio.
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You've All Lost Your Mind.
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You Drive Them To School
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And Only Talk About Math
And English.
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Bye, Mom.
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Bye, Mom.
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I Can't Finish This.
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Good.
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All Right.
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So I'll Just Take It
To School.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Bye, Mom.
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Clair:
Bye, Sweetie.
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Cliff, What Are You Doing?
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Uh... Just Going To Put
A Grapefruit On This.
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Grapefruit--
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Health, Dear.
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The Last Time You Had Grapefruit
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You'd Been On A Food Binge
All Weekend.
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Have You Seen Me Eat Anything
You Think I Shouldn't Have?
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No, But I Didn't See The Sun
Come Up In China
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But I Know
It's There.
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Dr. Herbert's Office Called
To Remind You
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Of Your Physical Tomorrow.
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Ah, I Forgot About
That Physical.
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You're Supposed To Fast
For 12 Hours Before
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So Your System Is Clean
For The Blood Test.
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I Know I'm Supposed To Fast
12 Hours Before.
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I Am A Doctor.
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But The Best Doctors
Make The Worst Patients.
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Eat On, Doc.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey.
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What Are You Doing?
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Cleansing Out My System.
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I Have Something Here
Your System Will Enjoy
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Much More Than Carrots
And Celery.
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I Went Down
To Your Office
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And I Got The Other Half
Of The Cheesecake
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We Were Eating
This Weekend.
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Oh, Boy, That
Really Looks Good.
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Want Some?
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It's Even Better
The Second Day.
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No.
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No, I Can't Do That.
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I've Got A Physical Tomorrow.
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I've Got To Flush
All Of The Fatty Foods
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Out Of My System.
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Oh, Fine.
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I'll Just Polish It Off Myself.
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No, No, No.
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No, After Tomorrow
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I Can Eat Anything I Want.
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I Just Don't Want The Blood Test
To Show Anything
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Because Your Mother Will Know
What I've Been Eating.
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You're Afraid Of Her
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Aren't You?
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We Can Discuss That Later.
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Right Now,
Four Glasses Of Water Calls.
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Dad, Wait.
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I Have To
Talk To You.
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Make It Quick.
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I Hear You're Having
A Physical Tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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Wait, Daddy.
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What?
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They Use A Needle
For The Blood Test, Right?
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Right.
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You Know What I Do
When I Get A Shot?
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What?
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When The Doctor Says
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"I'm Putting The Needle In"
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I Fill My Mouth With Air
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And When He Sticks Me,
I Let It All Out
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And Pretend I'm A Balloon.
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I'll Remember That.
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Daddy, Wait.
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What?
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If You Don't Pass
The Physical Tomorrow
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Will We Have To Put You
In A Home?
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Not Yet.
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Cliff?
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Hmm?
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Here's The Herbal Tea
You Wanted.
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Thank You.
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The Final Stage
Of Flushing My System.
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Hi.
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Hey, How Was The Day
With Quincy Jones?
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I Wouldn't Know.
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Oh?
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I Only Saw The Back Of His Head.
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They Rushed Him Into The Studio
And Shut The Door.
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About Six Hours Later,
My Boss Comes Out And Says
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"Denise, We're Going To Lunch
At The Four Seasons.
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Please Make Reservations."
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I Said, "That's Great.
I've Never Been There."
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He Sort Of
Laughed In My Face
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And Said, "You're Not Going
Anywhere.
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You're Staying Here
And Answering Phones."
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I've Been There
Three Weeks
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And I'm Still Doing
The Same Job.
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I'm As Good At Answering Phones
And Making Coffee
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As I'm Going To Get.
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You Should Keep At It.
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When You Do It Well
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People Notice And Move You
To The Next Level.
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These People
Only Notice Mistakes.
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What Mistakes Have You Made?
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Hundreds Of Phone Calls
Come In Every Day.
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It's Impossible
To Keep Them All Straight.
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Like Yesterday
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This Producer
Gets This Phone Call
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And The Last Four Digits
Were Like 8-3-2-4
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And I Wrote Down 8-2-4-3,
Right?
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All The Digits Were There.
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I Mean, Big Deal.
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This Man Has A Conniption.
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I Dial All The Combinations
And Get The Number Right.
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Does That Stop Him From Yelling?
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Since I've Been There
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I've Gotten Maybe
A Thousand Phone Calls
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And I've Gotten Only 20...
25 Of Them Wrong.
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Does Anyone Congratulate Me
For The 975 That I Got Right?
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I'm Going Upstairs
To Take A Hot Bath.
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Charlene Called.
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She'll Be Up Till 10:30.
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Oh, You Mean Charlotte?
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Yeah, Charlotte.
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Thank You, Mom.
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I Appreciate It.
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See, I'm Grateful
When Someone
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Gives Me A Message.
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And When I Correct Them,
I'm Polite.
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Are These People At Work
Polite Or Grateful?
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No, They're Too Busy
Having Lunch
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Eating Lobster
At The Four Seasons.
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They Want To Keep Me Down.
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They're Afraid Of Me.
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When She Said She Wasn't
Going Back To College
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I Said, "Denise, I Don't Think
This Is A Wise Decision."
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She Said, "Dad, Please,
I Know What I'm Doing."
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I Want To Go Upstairs,
Really I Do
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And I Want To Walk Up
To Her And Say
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"I Told You So."
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No, You Don't Do That.
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Could I Just Write On
A Piece Of Paper
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"I Told You So."
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Slide It
Under The Bathroom Door?
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No.
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Can I Rent An Airplane
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And Have A Sign
On The Back Of It
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And Pull It Across The Window
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And Say, "I Told You So."
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You Eat Your Grapefruit.
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I'm Going To Finish
My Grapefruit.
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I'm Going To Take The Seeds
Up To The Hallway.
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I'm Going To Line Up Every Seed
And Spell Out
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"I Told You So."
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I'm Going To Go
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To The Pet Store
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And I'm Buying A Parrot
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And I'm Going To Teach It
To Say
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"Awk, I Told You So."
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"Awk, I Told You So."
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00:10:08,697 --> 00:10:10,364
Well...
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00:10:10,364 --> 00:10:13,830
I See An Old Man Ready
To Get On The Treadmill.
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00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,164
Old Man, Huh?
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00:10:15,164 --> 00:10:18,230
When I Finish This,
I'll Take You Outside
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00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:20,930
And We'll Do A 200-Meter Run.
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I'll End Up
Doing C.P.R. On You.
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00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:25,930
Yeah, Right, Cliff.
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00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:28,430
Do You Always
Carry On Like This?
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00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:29,930
Ever Since We've
Been Interns Together.
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You Need Some Help
Getting On The Treadmill, Pops?
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Hey, No, Wait.
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Don't Turn The Thing On.
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00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:41,364
What Is The Matter With You?
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You Know You Shouldn't Stand
On The Machine Like That.
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I Deal With Pregnant Women.
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I Don't Put Pregnant Women
On A Thing Like This.
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Mrs. Young, What Was
Dr. Huxtable's Blood Pressure?
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140 Over 80.
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Right On The Money.
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00:10:55,497 --> 00:10:58,264
Oh, Yeah, Definitely.
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We Start You Off
Slow And Easy.
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Then We Gradually Increase
The Speed And Level Of Incline.
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00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:07,230
If You Feel Chest Pains
Or Real Heavy Fatigue
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00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,230
Just Give Us A Signal.
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00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:11,064
All Right.
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00:11:11,064 --> 00:11:12,430
Hit It.
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00:11:31,564 --> 00:11:33,264
Take It To
The Next Level.
250
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,897
Oh, We're Really
Burning Now.
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00:11:47,230 --> 00:11:50,230
Why Don't You Go Ahead
And Do Something Else?
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00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,230
I'll Call You When
The Machine Is Burned Up.
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00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:19,397
How You Feeling?
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00:12:19,397 --> 00:12:20,464
Perfect.
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00:12:20,464 --> 00:12:21,764
No Problems?
256
00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,230
Want To
Keep Going?
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00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:25,364
Yeah.
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00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:28,097
How Long Have I Been
Up On This Thing?
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00:12:28,097 --> 00:12:29,430
Seven Minutes.
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00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:32,764
Anybody Else Been
On It This Long?
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00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:35,897
Yesterday A Man
Went 14 Minutes.
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00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:36,930
How Old Was He?
263
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:37,964
Sixty-Three.
264
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,030
Sixty-Three?
265
00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:53,064
Cliff, You Know
How This Works.
266
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:56,930
When You Hear The Tone Indicate
Which Ear By Raising That Hand.
267
00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:12,830
All Done, Cliff.
268
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,197
How Did I Do?
269
00:13:14,197 --> 00:13:16,464
You Only Missed Three Tones.
270
00:13:16,464 --> 00:13:18,064
Three What?
271
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,697
Turn The Machine
On Again.
272
00:13:20,697 --> 00:13:24,564
Your Hearing Is Perfectly
Normal For A Man Your Age.
273
00:13:24,564 --> 00:13:26,964
I Don't Want Normal For My Age.
274
00:13:26,964 --> 00:13:29,297
I Want To Catch
Those Other Three.
275
00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:48,230
Tell Me I Can't
Catch The Three.
276
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,897
No, You Got
Those Three
277
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,797
Plus Five That
Weren't Even There.
278
00:13:55,664 --> 00:14:00,564
In All Seriousness,
What Kind Of Shape Am I In?
279
00:14:00,564 --> 00:14:02,930
Overall, You're
In Pretty Good Shape.
280
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,264
Good.
281
00:14:04,264 --> 00:14:07,730
A Couple Of Things On
Your Blood Test Concern Me.
282
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,730
I Know What It Is.
283
00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,864
My Cholesterol Level
Is Slightly High.
284
00:14:11,864 --> 00:14:16,697
Right, And Because It Was High,
I Had Them Do A Lipid Profile.
285
00:14:16,697 --> 00:14:18,697
Your Triglycerides Are At 350.
286
00:14:18,697 --> 00:14:20,764
Your L.D.L. Is At 160
287
00:14:20,764 --> 00:14:22,430
And Your H.D.L. Is 40.
288
00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:24,130
I Had A Little Binge.
289
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,464
What Kind Of Binge?
290
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:26,630
Over The Weekend...
291
00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:28,897
I Have A Love For Hoagies.
292
00:14:28,897 --> 00:14:32,064
I Take The Hoagie
With The Cold Cuts
293
00:14:32,064 --> 00:14:35,297
And Then I Put Potato Chips
In The Middle
294
00:14:35,297 --> 00:14:37,664
To Hear The Crunchy Sound.
295
00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:38,830
Philadelphia Style.
296
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:39,964
Yes.
297
00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:41,030
I Love It.
298
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,197
Don't Worry.
299
00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:44,797
One Hoagie Does Not
Constitute A Binge.
300
00:14:44,797 --> 00:14:46,797
Four.
301
00:14:46,797 --> 00:14:48,097
Four?
302
00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:49,930
Four.
303
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:53,297
You Had Four Hoagies
Over The Weekend?
304
00:14:53,297 --> 00:14:54,564
No, On Saturday.
305
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,830
I Had Four On Saturday
306
00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:04,364
With A Large Bottle
Of Chocolate Soda
307
00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:08,597
With Each Hoagie.
308
00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:12,464
You Had Four Large Bottles
Of Chocolate Soda?
309
00:15:12,464 --> 00:15:13,830
Well, Five Really.
310
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:21,630
Then I Had Another One On Sunday
311
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:25,997
With A Half A Cheesecake.
312
00:15:28,197 --> 00:15:31,697
You Ate A Half A Cheesecake?
313
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,964
Yeah, Well, See,
I Have These Patients...
314
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:35,330
You Have Patients
315
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:39,297
And Some Of Them, You Know,
They Bake Things For You
316
00:15:39,297 --> 00:15:42,497
And This Woman Baked
A Cheesecake For Me And...
317
00:15:42,497 --> 00:15:44,930
Was It One Of Those
Thick Cheesecakes
318
00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:48,230
With The Strawberries On Top
With The Crunchy Crust?
319
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,330
You Know What Else She Did?
320
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:53,330
She Made It So That
The Swirl Went Around.
321
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,464
Mmm.
322
00:15:54,464 --> 00:15:58,664
Then What You Think Is That
323
00:15:58,664 --> 00:16:01,730
Your Cholesterol
And Your Triglyceride Level
324
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:05,730
Might Have Been Affected By
These Four Hoagies
325
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:10,230
Five Chocolate Sodas
And The Half A Cheesecake?
326
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,864
And Then On Friday...
327
00:16:11,864 --> 00:16:14,464
Cliff, You're A Doctor.
328
00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:15,730
You Know Better Than That.
329
00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:18,597
I Promise You The Next Time
It Will Be Better.
330
00:16:18,597 --> 00:16:20,597
I Know About Guys Like You.
331
00:16:20,597 --> 00:16:23,597
You Say You'll Only
Eat One Hoagie.
332
00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:26,164
You'll Only Eat
One Piece Of Cheesecake.
333
00:16:26,164 --> 00:16:27,697
You Can't Stop.
334
00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:31,797
You're Like That Wolf Who Eats
His First Sheep From The Flock.
335
00:16:31,797 --> 00:16:35,730
The Only Way To Stop Him
Is To Shoot Him.
336
00:16:57,997 --> 00:17:00,130
I Have Something
To Ask You.
337
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,130
Go Ahead.
338
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:02,964
How Did Your
Physical Go Today?
339
00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:06,197
Well, I Mean What
Is There To Say?
340
00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:08,430
The Man Stuck Me.
341
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:09,664
He Jabbed Me
342
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:11,864
And Then He Poked Me
343
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,997
And Then He Said,
"Tell Clair I Said Hello."
344
00:17:14,997 --> 00:17:15,997
That's It?
345
00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:17,764
( Knocking )
346
00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:18,864
Who Is It?
347
00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:19,864
It's Denise.
348
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,430
Is This A Bad Time?
349
00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:22,430
Yes.
350
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:24,364
No, Come In And Talk.
351
00:17:24,364 --> 00:17:26,097
Hi.
352
00:17:26,097 --> 00:17:28,197
Something Incredible
Happened To Me Today.
353
00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:32,630
You Produced A Record With
Quincy Jones And Tina Turner.
354
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:35,630
No, I Asked My Boss
For A Promotion.
355
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:38,530
He Said, "You've Only Been
Here Three Weeks."
356
00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:41,664
I Said, "You're Not Using Me
To My Full Capabilities.
357
00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:43,664
You're Not Recognizing
My True Talents."
358
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:44,797
Yeah.
359
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,997
And He Said, "You're Fired.
360
00:17:46,997 --> 00:17:49,064
Get Out Of My Office."
361
00:17:49,064 --> 00:17:52,430
This Is
Your Incredible News?
362
00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:53,497
Well, No.
363
00:17:53,497 --> 00:17:54,864
I'm Not Done Yet.
364
00:17:54,864 --> 00:17:57,997
I Went To This Restaurant
And I Was Depressed.
365
00:17:57,997 --> 00:17:59,964
I Was Eating By Myself
366
00:17:59,964 --> 00:18:03,030
And I Ordered An Entire Pizza
And A Milk Shake.
367
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,730
That Made Me Think Of Dad.
368
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:11,897
I Said, "What Would Dad Do
If He Had Been Fired
369
00:18:11,897 --> 00:18:14,597
And Had No Hope For The Future?"
370
00:18:14,597 --> 00:18:16,964
He'd Have Gone
To Medical School.
371
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:18,197
Exactly.
372
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,664
You'd Pick Yourself Up
And Dust Yourself Off
373
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:21,997
Because You're
A Huxtable.
374
00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:24,264
I'm A Huxtable,
And That's Exactly What I Did.
375
00:18:24,264 --> 00:18:27,630
I Went To That
Restaurant Manager And Said
376
00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:30,530
"My Name's Denise And I Will Be
The Best Waitress
377
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,330
That You
Ever Had."
378
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:33,797
So I'm A Waitress.
379
00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:39,264
Had Those Pizzas
On Those Tables So Quick
380
00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:41,264
I Made $20 In Tips Tonight.
381
00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:43,764
I've Borrowed
A Lot Of Money From You
382
00:18:43,764 --> 00:18:46,764
So I Want You
To Have My Tips.
383
00:18:46,764 --> 00:18:49,230
We Can't Take Your $20.
384
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:52,964
You Want To Bet?
385
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,830
I Didn't Think
You'd Really Take It.
386
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,930
I'll Put This Away In Some Kind
Of An Account For You
387
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,497
'Cause I Know
You'll Be Back.
388
00:19:02,497 --> 00:19:06,497
I Don't Want You To Think I've
Chosen This As My Final Career.
389
00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:09,497
It's Temporary Until
I Find Something More Permanent
390
00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:12,030
In Fashion Or Music.
391
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,330
Good Night.
392
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:16,497
But I Would Not Be Surprised
If A Record Producer
393
00:19:16,497 --> 00:19:18,497
Or A Great Fashion Designer
394
00:19:18,497 --> 00:19:20,630
Walked Into My Restaurant
And Said
395
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:23,664
"I Like The Way You Deliver
Those Pizzas.
396
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,664
Come Work For Me."
397
00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:28,464
See You Later.
398
00:19:31,997 --> 00:19:34,597
Well, Hope Springs Eternal.
399
00:19:34,597 --> 00:19:37,430
Yes, As Long As You're Living
With Your Parents.
400
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,997
Good Night, Clair.
401
00:19:53,064 --> 00:19:55,464
You Haven't Answered
My Question.
402
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,197
Yes, I Love You.
403
00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:03,264
I Know
404
00:20:03,264 --> 00:20:06,497
But The Question Is
How Did Your Physical Go?
405
00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:11,730
Before You Answer
406
00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:14,930
You Should Know I Called
Dr. Bradley Herbert Jr.'S Office
407
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:17,930
And Was Told You're Scheduled
For Another Blood Test
408
00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:18,997
In Three Months
409
00:20:18,997 --> 00:20:21,430
And You're On A Strict Diet.
410
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,064
Things Are Not Good.
411
00:20:24,064 --> 00:20:25,364
How "Not Good"?
412
00:20:25,364 --> 00:20:27,330
Let's Put It This Way:
413
00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:29,230
I'm Not Dead.
414
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:33,197
You Need Some Help?
415
00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:38,197
Clair, My Levels
Are Off, Honey.
416
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:45,097
My H.D.L., My L.D.L.,
My C.B.C.
417
00:20:45,097 --> 00:20:47,030
I'll Help Your Levels.
418
00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:51,230
Will You Help Me Burn My Lipids?
419
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:54,730
They Will Burn.
420
00:20:54,730 --> 00:21:01,030
Will You Help Me
Raise My H.D.L.?
421
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:04,030
They're On The Rise.
422
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:11,130
After That,
Will You Lower My L.D.L.?
423
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:15,964
Cliff, Move Over Here P.D.Q.
For Some T.N.T.
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