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Denise?
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Are You Finished Packing?
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Almost.
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When Is Jennifer Picking You Up
To Go To Hillman?
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I'm Not Sure.
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Theo, Any More Bags?
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Just One More.
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Move It Along.
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Your Father's Bringing
The Car Around Front.
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That's Three Kids
Out Of The House
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And Two More To Go.
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The Car's Out Front!
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Bring Down The Latest
Huxtable College Student!
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Hurry Up!
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He'll Be Down.
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Ooh, Dear,
Do You Realize That
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We've Almost Reached Our Goal
Of Zero Children In The House?
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Theo's Room Is Going To Be Mine.
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Speak On.
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I'm Turning It Into My Office.
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I'm Ready.
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My Son!
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Off To College.
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Boy, I'm Proud Of You.
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All Right,
Let's Hit It.
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Thanks, Dad.
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I'll Help Take Out
These Bags.
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This Is Heavy.
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Let Me Help.
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No Problem.
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I Got Lots
Of Energy Today.
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Strong Woman.
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Strong Woman.
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I Get The Feeling
That You And Mom
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Can't Wait To Get Me Out.
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Aren't You Emotional?
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We'll Miss You.
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Get Your Bag.
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Do You Have
The Address Of The Dorm
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You're Going
To Stay In?
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I Thought Someone
Would Tell Us When We Got There.
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You Didn't Get A Dorm Assignment
In The Mail?
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No, They Messed Up.
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Jump On
The Phone.
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Call The Dorm
Housing Department.
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Tell Them We're On Our Way
And Ask For Your Dorm Number.
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This Is Theodore A. Huxtable.
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I'm Arriving Today.
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You Failed To Send
My Dorm Assignment.
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There You Go, College Student.
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Using The Word "Fail" Already.
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Could You Give It To Me, Please?
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Yeah, Huxtable.
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H-U-X...
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T-A...
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That's Impossible.
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I Sent The Check Months Ago.
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You Don't Have Any Record Of It.
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Are You Sure?
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Okay, Uh... Thanks.
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I Don't Have A Dorm Room.
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I Handed You The Check.
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Did You Mail It?
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How Could I Not Have Mailed It?
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You Had On
A Brown Leather Jacket.
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I Gave You The Envelope.
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You Took It And Put It
In The Left-Hand Jacket Pocket.
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I Said, "Son, Don't
Forget To Mail This."
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And You Said...
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"No Problem."
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And I Went Out And Mailed It.
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I'm Almost Positive.
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Dad...
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My Socks
Are Not Smelly!
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They Smell Fine!
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Your Nose Is
Going To Fall Off.
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Smell 'Em!
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No!
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Come On, Rudy!
Smell It!
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I Can't Believe You Couldn't
Find A Dorm Room Anywhere.
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I Tried.
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I Even Pleaded With
The Housing Director.
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There's No Space
Anywhere.
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Smell My Sock.
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Ooh! Rudy, Later.
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This Is The Stupidest Thing
You've Ever Done, Theo.
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Sounds Like Trouble.
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Let's Scope It Out.
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Leave This
Out Here.
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Just Back Off,
Denise.
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It's My Problem,
So I'll Deal With It.
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This Doesn't Just Affect You.
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This Ruins Things For Me.
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Why?
You're Going Back To Hillman.
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No, I'm Not.
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Yeah, Get Serious.
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I'm Dropping Out Of School.
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What?!
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Yes, I'm Dropping Out.
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No Way.
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I Am.
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Whoa, Big Trouble.
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Why Didn't You Say
Anything About This?
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I Was Going To, But Then
Theo Pulled This Stupid Stunt.
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If You Weren't Going
Back To School
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Why Did You Pack Your Bags?
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When I Tell Mom And Dad,
Dad Will Throw Me Out.
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Good. Then I'll
Get My Room Back.
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So Will I.
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All You Can
Think About Is Yourselves.
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Who Else Are We
Supposed To Think About?
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Yeah.
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What You'll Go Through
With Mom And Dad
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Will Be Tough.
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But Look On
The Bright Side:
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Once Mom And Dad Hear About This
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They'll Totally Forget
About What I Did.
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Thank You For Your Time,
Judge Rivera.
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If You Can Think Of Any Way
We Can Get Theo Into A Dorm
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Please Call Us.
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Good-Bye.
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And Another One
Bites The Dust.
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Hi, Do You Guys Have A Minute?
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When Is Jennifer
Picking You Up?
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Jennifer Left Yesterday.
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But You Told Us She Was
Taking You To Hillman.
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I Told Her To Go Ahead.
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How Will You
Get Down There?
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Before We Get Into That,
Can I Say Something Here?
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I Feel Really Bad
About What Theo Did
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And You Guys Handled It
Very, Very Well.
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You Were... Calm
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Firm, Yet Loving...
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This Isn't Why You
Came Down Here, Is It?
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No.
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I Want You To Know
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That I've Given This
A Lot Of Thought
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And The Decision
That I've Come To
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Was Very Difficult.
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I've Decided To Discontinue
My College Education.
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Come Again,
Young Lady?
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I'm Not Going Back To Hillman.
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Wanna Bet?
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Being In
College
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Has Taught Me One Thing:
I Just Don't Belong There.
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Wanna Bet?
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I'm Only Telling You
What I Feel In My Heart
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So Hear Me Out, Okay?
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This Whole Thing,
College And Competition--
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It's Not What I'm About.
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I Mean, Getting Straight A's
And Making The Dean's List
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And Trying To Impress
Your Professor.
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Is A Person Who Makes An "A"
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Better Than A Person
Who Gets A "C"?
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No.
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Okay.
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I Was Sure You Were
Going To Say "Yes."
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Okay, Here's What
I'm Trying To Say.
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Um...
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Okay.
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Society, All Right?
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Always Puts The A's--
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"Hey, You're A's.
You're Up Here.
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"You're The C's.
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You're Down Here."
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I Say, "Why Can't We Just Be
One Happy Alphabet?"
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Well, I Feel I Don't Have
To Be Better Than Everyone Else.
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I'm Happy Being Me.
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And Who Am I?
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Well, Who I Am Is A Very
Industrious Young Woman
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Who Just Wants To Examine Life
Without Pressure.
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And How Much
Does That Pay?
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I Would Not Just Drop Out
Of College Without A Game Plan.
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What Are You
Going To Do?
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I'll Be A Fashion Designer
Or A Record Producer.
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Denise, College Could
Help Prepare You For That.
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Why Spend Four Years In College
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When I Could Learn
The Same Things On The Job?
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Calvin Klein Didn't Go
To College For Four Years.
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Berry Gordy Started Motown.
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He Didn't Have A College Degree.
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Need I Go On?
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Yes.
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Well, These Are The Only
Examples That I Have.
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Okay, I'm Not That Sure
About Calvin Klein.
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My Point Is Still The Same.
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I Don't Want To Go
Back To School
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And I Hope You'll Accept That
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Because I Don't Know
What Else To Say.
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If You Didn't Want
To Go Back To School
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00:10:00,998 --> 00:10:02,998
Why Did You
Pack Your Bags?
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I Knew When You Found Out
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Dad Would Throw Me Out
Of The House.
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00:10:10,764 --> 00:10:13,098
When Did I Ever
Say To You
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That If You Didn't
Go Back To School
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I Would Throw You
Out Of The House?
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Never.
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00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:21,231
Don't Tell Me
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When I'm Going To Throw You
Out Of The House.
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I Don't See How You
Can Tell Me What I Said
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When You Don't Have
A College Degree.
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I Have
A College Degree.
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You're Going To Tell Me
Something About When...
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When I'm Going To Throw
Somebody Out Of The House...
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When I Throw Somebody
Out Of The House
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They'll Go Out.
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00:10:43,564 --> 00:10:44,898
I Don't Tell People...
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Denise...
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You'll Just Be, Boom,
Out In The Street.
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Denise, I Have
One Question.
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You Have Been Here
For Three Months.
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Why Haven't You Taken
Any Of This Time
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00:10:57,398 --> 00:10:59,198
To Look For That Job?
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00:10:59,198 --> 00:11:02,198
Mom, It Was My Summer Vacation.
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00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:09,198
Cliff, We Need To Go
Into The Kitchen And Talk.
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I Don't Need Someone
To Tell Me
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That I'm Going To Throw
Somebody Out Of The House.
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00:11:18,398 --> 00:11:22,731
Tell Me That I'm Going
To Throw Somebody Out.
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00:11:22,731 --> 00:11:26,398
I Never Said I Was Going
To Throw Somebody Out.
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00:11:26,398 --> 00:11:29,398
If The Child Had Said
Something To Me
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She Would Have To Wait For Me
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To Say I'm Going
To Throw Her Out.
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00:11:34,564 --> 00:11:37,498
I Never Said I Was
Going To Throw Her Out.
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00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:40,498
You're Going To Wreck
Your Appetite.
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00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:42,031
I Need That After...
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00:11:42,031 --> 00:11:45,098
You Are Not Going To Eat This.
227
00:11:45,098 --> 00:11:48,764
But When Did I Ever Tell
Some Child In This House
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I Would Throw Them
Out Of The House?
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00:11:51,564 --> 00:11:52,198
Never.
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00:11:52,198 --> 00:11:53,398
Never.
231
00:11:53,398 --> 00:11:55,398
I Know
You're Upset.
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I'm Upset, Too.
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00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:58,064
Let's Be Realistic.
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Denise Does Not Want
To Go To College.
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00:12:01,064 --> 00:12:05,564
We Both Know If The Girl
Does Not Want To Go To College
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She Doesn't Belong There.
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00:12:07,631 --> 00:12:12,298
I Have No Problem With The Fact
That She Does Not Belong There.
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I Accept That.
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00:12:13,631 --> 00:12:17,298
What I Don't Accept
Is Somebody Taking For Granted
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To Put Words In My Mouth
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That I'm Going To Throw Them
Out Of The House.
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00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:24,931
I Will Not
Threaten People.
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00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:27,531
Don't Tell Me
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00:12:27,531 --> 00:12:29,598
They're Afraid I Was
Going To Throw Them Out.
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00:12:38,231 --> 00:12:40,231
And You Know,
Another Thing...
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00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:43,598
Every Time A Child
Does Something Like That
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It Reflects On Us.
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Because They'll Go Out
And Tell Somebody Else
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00:12:48,364 --> 00:12:52,864
And Then The Whole Neighborhood
Will Be Looking At Us And Say
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00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:56,398
"Dr. Huxtable Threw
The Child Out With No Money."
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( Sigh )
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In The First Place,
Let Me Tell You Something.
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00:13:07,898 --> 00:13:09,898
See, I Think...
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00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:13,064
Do You Agree
With Me On That?
255
00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:22,898
Let Me Smell
Your Breath.
256
00:13:24,898 --> 00:13:28,898
And If I Smell Anything
That Smells Like A Potato
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I'm Going To Throw You
Out Of The House.
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00:13:40,231 --> 00:13:42,231
Hi, Grandpa.
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00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:43,731
Hi.
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00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:44,731
Grandma.
261
00:13:44,731 --> 00:13:46,064
Not Yet, Elvin.
262
00:13:46,064 --> 00:13:48,531
It's Two Months Before
"Grandma" Is Laid On Me.
263
00:13:48,531 --> 00:13:49,931
Come Over Here
264
00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:53,031
And You Just
Sit Down, My Dear.
265
00:13:53,031 --> 00:13:54,464
How Are You
Feeling?
266
00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:55,464
I'm Fine.
267
00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:57,131
Do You Need
A Back Rub?
268
00:13:57,131 --> 00:13:58,031
No, No.
269
00:13:58,031 --> 00:13:59,731
Do You Need
A Tummy Rub?
270
00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:01,464
Do You Need
A Foot Rub?
271
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,198
Everything Is
All Right?
272
00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:06,264
Daddy, You Always Make Such
A Fuss Over Me.
273
00:14:06,264 --> 00:14:09,564
She's Going To Make Me
A Granddad.
274
00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:10,598
Vanessa Called.
275
00:14:10,598 --> 00:14:12,731
We Heard About Denise And Theo.
276
00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:14,631
We Might Have A Solution.
277
00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:18,931
We'd Like To Offer Denise A Job
At The Wilderness Store.
278
00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:20,831
Denise!
279
00:14:21,831 --> 00:14:22,831
Hey.
280
00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:23,831
Hey.
281
00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:24,831
Hey.
282
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:25,764
How You Doing?
283
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:26,764
Fine.
284
00:14:26,764 --> 00:14:28,198
We Have A Proposition.
285
00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:30,631
We Know You're Looking
For Employment
286
00:14:30,631 --> 00:14:33,731
And There's An Opening
At The Wilderness Store.
287
00:14:35,798 --> 00:14:37,464
Wilderness Store.
288
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,364
We'd Like To Make You
Our Salesperson
289
00:14:39,364 --> 00:14:40,998
In Charge Of Camping Equipment.
290
00:14:40,998 --> 00:14:42,998
I Don't Know What To Say.
291
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:46,064
I'm Touched You Guys
Would Even Think Of Me
292
00:14:46,064 --> 00:14:49,064
But I Don't Really Want
To Take Anything
293
00:14:49,064 --> 00:14:51,598
That Isn't Associated
With Music Or Fashion.
294
00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:56,031
Well, What You Could Do
Is Work In The Tent Division
295
00:14:56,031 --> 00:14:59,764
And You Could Sing
Inside The Tent.
296
00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:01,164
Good One, Dad.
297
00:15:01,164 --> 00:15:03,698
I'm Going To Go Finish Dinner.
298
00:15:04,964 --> 00:15:06,598
We Appreciate It,
Elvin.
299
00:15:06,598 --> 00:15:08,598
Would You Like
To Stay For Dinner?
300
00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:09,498
Yes.
301
00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:11,164
The Least We Can Do Is Help.
302
00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:12,164
Come On, Elvin.
303
00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:17,264
Tell Me I'm Dreaming.
304
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,264
Tell Me That You're
Going To Wake Me Up
305
00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:22,598
And My Daughter
Is Not That Way.
306
00:15:22,598 --> 00:15:26,598
Tell Me This Child Does Not
Have A Penny To Her Name.
307
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:28,598
She's Borrowing
Everything From Us
308
00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:31,731
And Was Offered A Job,
Paying Some Money
309
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,598
And Turned It Down.
310
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:35,331
Tell Me.
311
00:15:35,331 --> 00:15:37,931
"Tell Me," I Said.
312
00:15:40,364 --> 00:15:44,031
Mom, Dad, I've Got
Sensational News.
313
00:15:44,031 --> 00:15:46,764
I Need It, Man.
314
00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:50,098
I Was Walking In The
Neighborhood Around N.Y.U.
315
00:15:50,098 --> 00:15:52,098
Trying To Figure Out
A Place To Live
316
00:15:52,098 --> 00:15:53,598
And I Saw This.
317
00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:57,064
Soho Towers.
318
00:15:57,064 --> 00:16:02,131
It's A Brand-New Condominium
Complex Three Blocks From N.Y.U.
319
00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:05,364
Cliff, Wake Up.
320
00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:08,598
"Fabulous Views,
All Marble Floors
321
00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:11,598
"Gourmet Eat-In Kitchen,
Video Rooms, A Health Club
322
00:16:11,598 --> 00:16:14,598
And Seven-Day-A-Week
Maid Service."
323
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:18,298
Now Isn't That
A Fabulous Place To Live?
324
00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:23,298
One Bedroom Apartments
Start At $485,000.
325
00:16:25,798 --> 00:16:29,098
This Is A Golden Opportunity
For All Of Us.
326
00:16:29,098 --> 00:16:33,198
Now For Me It Solves
My Short-Term Living Situation.
327
00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:38,198
You Buy The Place, I Live There
During My College Years.
328
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:42,198
After Four Years, This Apartment
Will Be Worth $600,000.
329
00:16:42,198 --> 00:16:46,531
Now That's Over $100,000
In Profits
330
00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:50,064
Which I'm Not Even
Going To Ask To Share.
331
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:55,698
I'm Willing To Live In It
And Take Care Of It
332
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,698
At No Charge To You.
333
00:16:57,698 --> 00:17:00,598
And, Who Knows,
Maybe Some Weekends
334
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:02,598
You And Dad Want To Get Away.
335
00:17:02,598 --> 00:17:04,998
You Call Me And,
Hey, I'll Split.
336
00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:08,698
Theo, Get Away.
337
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,931
You Guys May Need Some Time
To Think About This
338
00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:16,898
But Don't Take Too Long.
339
00:17:16,898 --> 00:17:18,898
We Got To Act Quick.
340
00:17:18,898 --> 00:17:20,598
I Figured It Out Now.
341
00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:23,164
I Got It
All Figured Out.
342
00:17:23,164 --> 00:17:26,531
For 23 Years
We've Had Children In The House
343
00:17:26,531 --> 00:17:30,531
And For 23 Years You And I
Have Had Constant Battles
344
00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,631
With These People.
345
00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:36,898
And The Question
Has Always Been
346
00:17:36,898 --> 00:17:39,531
"What Were We Fighting About?"
347
00:17:39,531 --> 00:17:41,531
And Now I Know.
348
00:17:41,531 --> 00:17:44,531
It's About The House.
349
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,864
They Want The House.
350
00:17:49,564 --> 00:17:51,531
It Is Believable That This Boy
351
00:17:51,531 --> 00:17:54,531
Deliberately Did Not Mail
That Envelope
352
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:58,531
So That When He Went Down,
There Were No Rooms
353
00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:02,598
And He Would Have
To Come Back Here And Live.
354
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:06,598
It Is Believable That Denise
Does Not Want To Go To College
355
00:18:06,598 --> 00:18:08,998
Because She Wants To Live Here.
356
00:18:08,998 --> 00:18:13,598
It Is Believable That
This Young Man And This Woman
357
00:18:13,598 --> 00:18:17,098
Living In A Condemned Place
On Purpose
358
00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:21,098
Have This Baby To Make Us
Feel Sorry For Them
359
00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:23,464
So They Can Come Back Here.
360
00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:29,098
Now The Other Two Haven't
Started Their Game Yet
361
00:18:29,098 --> 00:18:31,831
Because Legally They're
Supposed To Stay Here.
362
00:18:31,831 --> 00:18:36,598
Now You And I Have Been Beaten
Every Time We've Gone To Battle
363
00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:40,098
And I'm Telling
You Now, Darling
364
00:18:40,098 --> 00:18:42,098
I'm Old.
365
00:18:42,098 --> 00:18:44,764
And You're Old, Too, Clair.
366
00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:53,398
And I Think That You And I
Should Just Get On Up
367
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,598
And Get Out Of Here--
368
00:18:55,598 --> 00:18:59,131
Get In The Car And Just Go.
369
00:18:59,131 --> 00:19:01,764
Let Them Have The House, Honey.
370
00:19:03,598 --> 00:19:07,631
And Unlike General Macarthur,
We Shall Not Return.
371
00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:22,831
Cliff Honey, Is That You?
372
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:25,198
I Just Got In From The Hospital.
373
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,298
What Time Is It?
374
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,698
3:00 A.M.
375
00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:33,898
Oh, You Have Just Missed
21 Hours Of Children Updates.
376
00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:35,531
Do I Have To Listen To It?
377
00:19:35,531 --> 00:19:38,031
Well, I Had To Listen To It.
378
00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:39,198
( Knocking )
379
00:19:39,198 --> 00:19:40,664
Who Is It?
380
00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:44,931
I Was Too Excited To Sleep
And I Heard Dad Come In.
381
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,631
You'll Hear
This One In Person.
382
00:19:46,631 --> 00:19:47,631
Come In.
383
00:19:48,964 --> 00:19:51,964
You Didn't Tell Him
Anything, Did You?
384
00:19:51,964 --> 00:19:52,864
No.
385
00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:53,964
♪ Ta-Da! ♪
386
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:56,631
You're Looking
At An Employed Person!
387
00:19:56,631 --> 00:20:00,498
You Got A Job?
388
00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:02,564
Yes! I'm A Record Producer.
389
00:20:02,564 --> 00:20:04,964
Well, Not Exactly
390
00:20:04,964 --> 00:20:06,964
But I Do Have A Wonderful
Entry-Level Position
391
00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:08,964
At Blue Wave Records.
392
00:20:08,964 --> 00:20:09,898
Doing What?
393
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:10,964
I'm The Assistant
394
00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:12,131
To The Executive Associate.
395
00:20:12,131 --> 00:20:15,531
And Tell Him What
The Assistant Does.
396
00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:19,098
I Take Care Of The Needs
Of The Artists And Their Guests
397
00:20:19,098 --> 00:20:21,564
Plus I Operate
The Intercommunication System
398
00:20:21,564 --> 00:20:22,931
Throughout The Office.
399
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,398
You Get Coffee
And Answer The Phone.
400
00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:29,531
Tell Him How Much You're Making.
401
00:20:29,531 --> 00:20:30,964
$25.
402
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:31,764
An Hour?
403
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:32,731
No.
404
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,564
A Day?
405
00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:34,664
A Week.
406
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,531
Why So Much?
407
00:20:45,064 --> 00:20:47,298
I Swear You'll
Be Proud Of Me.
408
00:20:47,298 --> 00:20:48,998
I Certainly Hope So.
409
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,498
Good Night.
410
00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:51,898
Get Some Sleep.
411
00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:55,031
♪ I'm In The Record Business,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ♪
412
00:20:58,664 --> 00:21:00,564
Clair...
413
00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:06,731
Good Night,
And I Love You.
414
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:08,398
You Know Why?
415
00:21:09,898 --> 00:21:14,564
Because All We've Got
Is Each Other.
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