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{\an5}Original translation by Akayuki
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Color, alignment & timing by SamFive @AvistaZ
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We want to be Idols.
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I'm Asahi.
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I'm Nami.
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I'm Hinata.
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{\an6}Asahi
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The three of us are 18-year-old girls
who share a dream of becoming idols.
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{\an4}Nami
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{\an6}Hinata
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But we always fail at the auditions.
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49 applications, 49 rejections.
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This is only my 38th time.
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Hinata failed over 100 times.
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From then, the three of us
underwent a huge change.
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A mysterious old man appeared with a gun.
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Why do they have guns?
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Assaulted by a perverted producer.
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No ...
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For the first time witnessing the world of L.
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{\an8}* L = Lesbian
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Meeting an influential member
of the Entertainment Industry.
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A charismatic singer.
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A childhood friend.
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We were ...
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... saved by female President, Kamonohatsu Saeko.
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She also turned us into ...
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I feel terrible.
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{\an6}Riku
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I’m Riku.
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{\an4}Kai
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I’m Kai.
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{\an6}Kuu
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I’m Kuu.
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Osu ...
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... turned us into good looking boys.
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I'm paying today, so
everyone party hard.
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I don’t care if you’re the most
popular singer or whatever.
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A woman with an ugly character like
yours is nothing to rejoice about.
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You have a surprisingly hard chest.
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I want to be Music 10’s number 1 top idol.
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{\an5}Mendol
~Ikemen Idol~
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Mendol ...
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... episode 2.
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{\an5}Episode 2
A Five Way Relationship Between ‘Men’?
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A five way relationship between men.
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It's been a week since we've debuted
as the beautiful-boys-goup, Persona.
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We have been busy participating in late
night television singing programmes ...
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... competition programmes and promotion events.
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But of course ...
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We didn't earn any money.
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My binding cloth’s crooked.
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Itchy.
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Nya, mou.
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Hey ~
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What's up with those girly screams?
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A question for you guys.
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What do you want?
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These breasts ...
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... or those breasts.
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Which is better?
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I look at the size of a woman’s
nipples to pick a winner ...
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... but this guy here says
that small nipples are better.
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These here are better, right?
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But, no, I think the ones here are better.
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Move it.
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Men are the worst.
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Yeah, you’re right about that.
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Maybe not all of them.
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Men ...
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... are the best.
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Those brawny biceps ...
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... so irresistible.
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Hinata wants to nuzzle up
against that strong chest.
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Maybe women are the worst of all.
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{\an6}Saeko's secretary
Marilyn
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Hey you guys.
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The release date of Persona’s
debut CD has been confirmed.
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Seriously?
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Is that so?
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It’s true.
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On top of that, the distributing company is...
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... Japan’s top seller
Sunny Music Company.
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That's great.
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Awesome.
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Right now, the President is off to fetch an
influential member of the Sunny Music Co.
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It’s a dream come true.
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Ah nope ...
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... I mean it's like a dream come true.
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You’re not dreaming.
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Here ~
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Ah, here too.
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Stop it, Kai, Kuu and Marilyn too.
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Isn’t it wonderful to have an
influential person to back you up?
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No talent at all, but
you can still debut.
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Ryoji.
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You got a problem or something?
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Watch the tone of your voice
when you are talking to me.
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We have already been in
the industry for 10 years.
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What 10 years?
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I've never heard of you.
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That's some talent you have there.
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What did you say?
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Want to go?
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Yeah, let’s fight one to one.
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Don’t be like that, Ryoji.
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Come on, give me your best.
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Get lost.
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Kai ...
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You idiot, if you reveale you're
a girl, what are we going to do?
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That's right.
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Let go of me.
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Listen up ... I dislike, no ...
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I hate guys like you who don't
do anything but whine all day.
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You have a death wish don’t you?
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Riku ... kyaaa.
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No I mean ... arghhh.
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Who is he?
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Does it feel better now?
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I apologize sincerely ...
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{\an6}Agency President
Saeko
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... to have allowed you, Katsuyuki, the
director of Sunny Music, to get hurt.
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Sunny Music?
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Katsuyuki is the successor of Sunny Music and
he became the director at such a young age.
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No, my father's success is
due to Saeko-san's care ...
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{\an4}Sunny Music producer
Katsuyuki
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... so I wanted to help
out as soon as I could.
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I want to take good care of Katsuyuki too.
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He’s really cool.
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I don’t see any wedding ring which means ...
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...he’s single!
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It’s not the time to talk about a relationship.
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We are boys now.
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A true good-looking-man.
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Hey, get over here and
apologise to Katsuyuki.
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We’re really sorry.
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It’s okay.
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Picking a fight?
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It is really rare to see young
men with backbones these days.
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Young men?
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You know, Hinata is actually a ...
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Were you about to say something?
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No, nothing.
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Yes, nothing.
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{\an7}.
Kamonohatsu Entertainment Agency
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Ah, why must I be a male?
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Everything might work out if Hinata
could just get closer to Katsuyuki.
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Hey, you two ...
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Whaaat?
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What's the meaning of this?
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Looking after Katsuyuki's father?
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Taking care of the bottom part
of that perverted president?
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Even though you said yourself that men are filthy.
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I said that to help those kids debut.
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Persona is my, Kamonohatsu
Saeko's, own ambition.
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No matter how I *bleep* and *bleep* with men ...
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... I definitely did it because I want to let
them become Japan’s number 1 top idol group.
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But you don’t have to *bleep*.
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You’re jealous, aren’t you?
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Even if you say that ...
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... I’m not letting you off.
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Is that so?
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Those two are ...
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... doing L again?
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Right here.
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Marilyn ...
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I can’t take it any more.
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I’m going to escape from
the clutches of the Ls.
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Staying there with them ...
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... sickens me.
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What are you saying?
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Let go of me.
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I hate L the most.
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Sarukawa-shachou?
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{\an3}Monkey Pro. President
Sarukawa
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This is the first time you meet Kuu, isn’t it?
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This is Sarukawa-shachou, the
President of Monkey Productions ...
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... the parent company of
Kamonohatsu Ent. Agency.
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Osu, I’m Kuu.
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You’re a new member right,
I have heard it from Saeko.
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Actually, today ...
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... I’ve brought a special guest here.
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R-Ray?
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Seriously?
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Ranked number one for ten
consecutive weeks on Music 10.
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The very charismatic singer ... Ray.
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{\an4}Super Charismatic Diva
Ray
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Ray is under our main department ...
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... and is now our company's best-selling artist.
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Oh, I’m so sorry baby.
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I’ve always been a fan of Ray.
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If you don’t mind, can I
shake hands with you?
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I’m very touched.
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Hey ...
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You’re that dork from yesterday.
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Why are you here?
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When there's no music jobs, I'm doing janitorial
work as part-time to earn some cash.
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I ...
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... always wanted to stand
on the same stage as Ray.
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So old fashioned.
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Old fashioned?
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Hmm, no ...
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Not old fashioned.
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If I'm top-grade caviar ...
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... you'd be shark faeces.
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How could faeces and caviar
be on the same stage?
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It's sickening just thinking about it.
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No way ...
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If your status doesn't meet your
dreams, you better wake up ...
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... and disappear.
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Hey, you ugly woman.
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What's wrong with people who
want to achieve their dreams?
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I don’t care if you’re the most popular singer.
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A woman with an ugly character like
yours is nothing to rejoice about.
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Hey, how can you say that to Ray?
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Let go of me.
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Riku.
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Listen here ...
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If you don't fix that attitude of yours ...
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... you're going to be lonely
for the rest of your life.
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I’m sincerely sorry.
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Hey, Ray.
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What a weird temper.
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I’m not a bad person, please let me in.
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I’ve seen you hovering behind
Ray for quite some time now.
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If you come back again, I’ll call the police.
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I'm sorry.
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Ah, they were really cool.
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{\an6}Freelance
photographer
Hamura Jiro
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That dumb editor saying that if
they’re not popular like Ray ...
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... there’s no value in these photos.
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What the hell.
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No, this won’t do ...
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... if I don’t get any explosive news,
there will be nothing for me to eat.
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Where is it?
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Where do I get them?
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Oh? Okay!
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We have to stop the recording session
and my clothes are ruined, what bad luck.
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Who is it?
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Jiro?
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Asahi?
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What are you doing here?
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Well, that’s ...
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Don’t tell me you’re here
for the debut of your CD?
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That's wonderful.
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You always wanted to be an idol, right?
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Well, yeah.
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How about you, why are you here?
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Don’t tell me you’re working as a paparazzi?
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How can that be?
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Me in a lowly job such as a paparazzi?
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I’m aiming to win the Pulitzer Prize, you know.
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Then what are you doing?
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Right now ...
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... I am keeping track of an influencial
politician on the 1st floor of the pavilion.
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Well then, I’m going off to work, bye.
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Jiro ...
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{\an4}Kamonohatsu Ent Agency
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Listen, Ray is Monkey Production’s number 1 star.
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A huge star.
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And you insulted that huge star.
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If Sarukawa-shachou wanted to mess with you ...
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... you'd be at the bottom of Tokyo Bay.
263
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:13,030
It was all Ray's fault.
264
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:16,160
That band guy was really appreciative of her.
265
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,180
That’s not the problem here.
266
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,060
Besides, what's up with that getup of yours?
267
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,040
What?
268
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,060
Didn’t the President say before?
269
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,020
If you’re out of the ‘business office’,
you have to dress up as a male.
270
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:32,480
In the ‘business office’, you have to keep the male
appearance from morning, 10am to evening, 6pm.
271
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,620
You are only allowed to dress
as a female in your own room.
272
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:38,950
Can you bear having that wig on
your head from dawn to dusk?
273
00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:39,630
Kai ...
274
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,070
That's enough.
275
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:44,130
It's no use talking to an idiot.
276
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:45,690
Whip?
277
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,370
Why is she holding a whip?
278
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,350
Marilyn, turn her around for me.
279
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,520
There’s no use escaping.
280
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,500
Let go of me.
281
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:56,870
Listen up ... Ouch.
282
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,890
If you make Ray unhappy again ...
283
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:00,910
Ouch!
284
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,560
The consequences will
not be as light as this.
285
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:04,790
Stop it.
286
00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,420
More.
287
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,440
It hurts.
288
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,330
Don’t touch, you idiot.
289
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,980
Hinata will definitely not
disobey the President.
290
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,980
That darn L President.
291
00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:23,570
She's messing around with Marilyn ...
292
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,040
... and I can’t stand it anymore.
293
00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:26,510
Pinch!
294
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:28,050
Stop that.
295
00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:29,406
{\an5}Freelance photogropher
Jiro Hamura
296
00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:32,000
As I thought, he’s working as a paparazzi.
297
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,340
What is that?
298
00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:34,490
Your boyfriend?
299
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,670
That’s not it ...
300
00:15:35,705 --> 00:15:37,305
He merely lives near my house.
301
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:40,760
He's been saying, "Marriage, marriage"
since we were kids, really annoying.
302
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,550
Marriage?
303
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,710
Around 3 years ago.
304
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,470
Asahi ...
305
00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:48,904
If I became a photographer
and win the Pulitzer Prize ...
306
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,390
... will you marry me?
307
00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:51,880
No.
308
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,680
Asahi will be Japan’s number one idol.
309
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,310
While I will be Japan’s number one photographer.
310
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,930
I already told you, I won’t marry you.
311
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,520
A couple together in the Entertainment Industry.
312
00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:00,993
Didn’t I tell you that I won’t marry you?
313
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,530
I will do my best.
314
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:08,520
I won’t marry you.
315
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:15,130
Then Jiro left home saying he’s going
to learn to become a photographer.
316
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,760
Then you’re going to get married, right?
317
00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:17,600
Aren’t you?
318
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:18,940
I said I’m not.
319
00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:26,460
An idol in a relationship is really tough
and I want to be Music 10’s number 1.
320
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,920
It’s a Purupuru.
321
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,890
Feels good.
322
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,730
Hinata wanted this one
but wasn't able to buy it.
323
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,610
Where did you buy it?
324
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,320
Well, I picked it up.
325
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:44,690
That time when we were
chased by this weird man.
326
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,590
Weird man?
327
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,010
Like a snake.
328
00:16:48,046 --> 00:16:50,746
A snake-like and scary guy.
329
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,570
Who is that?
330
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:57,810
Don’t tell me it’s those guys?
331
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,010
No way.
332
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,440
Hinata is scared.
333
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,670
Answer it.
334
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,870
Yes?
335
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:13,800
Hello.
336
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,570
Yeah, come on.
337
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,520
Just like that ~
338
00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:38,910
Just like that ~
339
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:41,350
Sorry for calling you guys
out suddenly like that.
340
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:45,450
I'm paying tonight, so
everyone party hard.
341
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:49,120
That’s great, dance again.
342
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,470
Excuse me, what is this place?
343
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,790
Haven’t you heard of the Fast Club?
344
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,970
Don’t tell me it’s your first time here?
345
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,060
So cute.
346
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,690
Come on, it’s okay to touch.
347
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,050
Let go of me, idiot.
348
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,420
So cute.
349
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:06,850
Nooo ...
350
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:09,480
This is wonderful.
351
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:14,890
Your time is up.
352
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,880
Thank you very much.
353
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:19,230
Byebye, see you again.
354
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:20,820
It’s not bad isn’t it?
355
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,390
The theme’s "High School Girls".
356
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,300
Wearing school swimsuits
during Physical Education.
357
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,750
And wearing aprons during
Home Economics lessons.
358
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,750
Katsuyuki's a regular here, right?
359
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:30,740
Yes ~
360
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:34,590
But he has ten lovers and
doesn’t come here often.
361
00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:35,900
Ten?
362
00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:37,225
What a horrible guy.
363
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:38,770
What?
364
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,930
No, let’s not talk about that, I
want to thank you for yesterday.
365
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:43,770
Yesterday?
366
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,299
Ah yes, you protected
Riku from getting punched.
367
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,440
Ah, that.
368
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,410
It was not like I wanted to protect him.
369
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:51,740
That time ...
370
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:55,600
Thank you very much for
coming here especially for this.
371
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:58,370
No, something just came up in this area.
372
00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,360
Is that so?
373
00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:00,970
Come on, give me your best.
374
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,110
You have a death wish, don’t you?
375
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,520
That means it was just a coincidence?
376
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,120
I have nothing to say.
377
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:24,410
Well, forget about that,
it’s already in the past.
378
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,500
Come on, drink up.
379
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,490
No thanks, we’re still underage.
380
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:30,240
What?
381
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:32,650
Then ...
382
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,700
... sing.
383
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:34,330
Sing?
384
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:36,850
You guys are singers, right?
385
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,180
Hey, everyone gather up.
386
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,570
The popular group Persona
is going to sing for us.
387
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:49,820
Do you recognise these boys?
388
00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:50,650
No we don’t.
389
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,820
Why must we sing in this place?
390
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,970
Hinata doesn't want to sing.
391
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,580
That’s Sunny Music’s successor ...
392
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,650
... we'd better not upset him.
393
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,946
Hurry up and sing.
394
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,990
Hurry up ~
395
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,310
Well then, listen to us.
396
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,020
Persona’s ...
397
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:14,200
Hey, wait a moment.
398
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:20,310
Now it’s time for the Homemaker theme.
399
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,800
Wait a moment, don’t ...
400
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,950
Don’t take it off ~
401
00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:32,530
Please stop that.
402
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,950
No, I mean, stop doing that.
403
00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:37,240
Persona, yahoo.
404
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,670
Persona~
405
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,620
Sexy dynamite.
406
00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:45,840
What was that, that Katsuyuki guy.
407
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:49,450
Even though he saved me,
but was just a coincidence.
408
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,700
Asking us to sing and yet he’s
indulging himself with women.
409
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:55,720
As I’ve expected, men are the worst.
410
00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:06,060
What are you doing up here?
411
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:09,310
Ah nothing, we should be getting back.
412
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,646
Aren't you a weird guy?
413
00:21:15,010 --> 00:21:16,900
You’re really a weird guy.
414
00:21:23,050 --> 00:21:24,520
You’ve got to be kidding me.
415
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,250
Why must I be pushed against
those women’s breasts like that?
416
00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:30,520
Hinata has been rubbed against them too.
417
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,680
Let’s drink some water first.
418
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,940
Hinata too.
419
00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:39,190
Ah, you can’t drink those.
420
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,640
It’s only water, don’t be stingy about it.
421
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,560
That's the ...
422
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,320
... Shochu on rock.
423
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,080
{\an8}* Shochu - Alcoholic beverage of Japan
424
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,060
What do you mean by weird guy?
425
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,020
Normally ...
426
00:21:55,053 --> 00:21:56,753
... people will always try to flatter me.
427
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:06,330
If I bring them to places like these,
they will listen to whatever I say.
428
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:10,130
But you guys are different.
429
00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:12,740
That’s nothing to be happy about.
430
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,510
Nothing, well ...
431
00:22:14,553 --> 00:22:17,486
We’re men among men.
432
00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:24,480
I have yet to have someone
like that by my side.
433
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,630
That’s why I’ve been ...
434
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:31,400
... ordering those around me like idiots.
435
00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:36,690
I’m the worst of them all.
436
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,500
It’s true that men are the worst.
437
00:22:46,170 --> 00:22:49,280
But because of that, everything becomes interesting.
438
00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:52,340
Interesting?
439
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,740
They are the worst like this, and surprisingly idiots.
440
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,810
But even if they are the worst, if you
know the reason why they are like that ...
441
00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:02,390
... you will know that they
are a little interesting.
442
00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:05,130
What was that?
443
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,380
Are you alright?
444
00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:09,900
Geez.
445
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:12,460
Riku, you are really manly.
446
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,760
A small physique ...
447
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:23,140
... but your chest is surprisingly solid.
448
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:28,070
Your chest is surprisingly solid.
449
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,960
You pervert.
450
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,360
What was that?
451
00:23:38,690 --> 00:23:41,700
Your face is really red.
452
00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:46,830
Riku!
453
00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:50,980
Pervert?
454
00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:03,020
Kai, Kuu, let’s go back.
455
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:05,650
Kai-chan and ...
456
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,280
Kuu-nyaa are ...
457
00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:10,070
... about to start.
458
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,140
We’re just about to start our happy time.
459
00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:30,820
That’s right, Riku has to take it off too.
460
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,260
A glass of Shochu on rock coming up.
461
00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:46,150
My head hurts.
462
00:24:47,931 --> 00:24:50,031
Hinata’s about to die
463
00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:52,200
We have to get up quickly ...
464
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,720
If the President finds out ...
465
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,310
Good morning.
466
00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:58,980
Good morni...
467
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,670
Ah, it hurts.
468
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,400
I feel terrible.
469
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,640
It is nothing, we will change our
clothes as soon as possible ... urk.
470
00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:11,110
Stinks.
471
00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:15,640
Seems like the three of you
have been out partying?
472
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,070
W-h-i-p.
473
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,800
Attention.
474
00:25:19,950 --> 00:25:22,070
Move right and turn.
475
00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:24,300
Stick out your butts.
476
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:27,760
This will make you remember for a 100 years.
477
00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:30,321
You’ve to be aware of an idol’s image.
478
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,211
You haven't learnt from
the previous experience?
479
00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:45,140
We’re going to Tohto Television Station.
480
00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:47,810
We will definitely capture those two kids.
481
00:25:47,870 --> 00:25:48,770
Also ...
482
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:52,098
We will also retrieve that thing back.
483
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,190
Right, here is the information for
last week’s audition applications.
484
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,680
Thank you very much.
485
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:05,360
Even the Talent Scout businesses
are having a tough time.
486
00:26:05,910 --> 00:26:10,180
Having to search for talents among
the failed applicants in auditions.
487
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,450
Let me tell you ...
488
00:26:12,550 --> 00:26:15,470
There's no one you can use in there.
489
00:26:18,970 --> 00:26:20,610
I don’t think so.
490
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:24,280
You can’t be sure that there
won’t be an unexpected jackpot.
491
00:26:35,290 --> 00:26:36,860
I don’t feel so good.
492
00:26:36,910 --> 00:26:39,925
You idiot, we’re going to get
whipped again if you do that.
493
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,280
I know, but I ...
494
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,340
Kai ...
495
00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:53,640
I can’t take it anymore.
496
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,350
My head hurts and I feel like barfing.
497
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,120
Got a hangover?
498
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,980
R-ray-san.
499
00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:14,470
Why are you here?
500
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:17,620
If you make Ray unhappy again ...
501
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,060
... the consequences will not be this light.
502
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,450
Erm ...
503
00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:28,130
I am really sorry about
the previous time we met.
504
00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:38,150
I have no hard feelings and I was just
casually saying what came to my mind.
505
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,320
No, I mean that ...
506
00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:45,270
Kiss?
507
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,610
No way?
508
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,930
What are you doing?
509
00:27:56,130 --> 00:27:57,290
Kiss ...
510
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,180
Part 2.
511
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,120
Persona’s first CD album cover.
512
00:28:11,259 --> 00:28:12,006
In other words ...
513
00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:13,670
Nude?
514
00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:17,300
It's obvious that we'd expose our female identities.
515
00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:18,970
Perfect isn’t it?
516
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:19,920
That guy.
517
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,580
That snake guy, why is he here?
518
00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:22,620
Wait ...
519
00:28:22,650 --> 00:28:25,940
There will always be scandals
behind an artist’s back.
520
00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:28,860
It will be a good opportunity for them
to really understand the life of real men.
521
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,730
These two appear ...
522
00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:34,710
'Take care' of them personally.
523
00:28:35,030 --> 00:28:36,630
Mendol is a work of fiction.
524
00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:39,720
Please look forward to it.
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