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Get in there, bro!
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Fuck!
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Dude, I... I can do this stuff!
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Oh my gosh, I'm gonna need
a few days of rejuvenation.
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Dude, this one's already
fucked though. We already lost.
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I have to focus. You're saying
so much better than me. Come on.
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You guys.
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Come on.
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Look, boom, got one. One
more, one more, one more.
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You're saying so much better.
I mean, I'm not seeing it here.
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Dude!
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What the fuck?
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I'm just in peace and quiet.
I'm trying to do yoga out there.
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Can you guys be quiet?
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Dude, we're playing video games.
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Yeah, we're the last person.
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We're just about to win.
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I can see that, but you're kind of
loud, so you need to be quiet a little bit.
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Alright, yeah, well, I mean,
we're just gonna be a little quieter.
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If you guys could just...
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You can't do it.
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Maybe leave the house?
Go out for a little bit?
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We're playing games.
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You can't do that anywhere else? You
can't do yoga in the backyard or something?
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You're a virgin, aren't you?
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What does that have
anything to do with this?
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You're a virgin?
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Shut up!
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Are you a virgin too?
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Uh-uh.
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How many girls have you fucked?
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Like, tons.
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You're a virgin too?
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No.
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What does it have anything to do with this?
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Oh, Jesus.
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Okay, how about this?
How about I fuck the virgin
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out of you and then
you can leave the house
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And then I can go back to
doing yoga in peace and quiet.
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Phil, she's kidding. No, what the
fuck? We're not fucking my stepmom.
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Dude, what the fuck? Why not?
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She's joking. She doesn't believe.
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I'm his stepmom.
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Right.
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Not his real mom.
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Agreed.
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We're not... Stop being an
asshole. We're not doing that.
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Dude, I'm not being an ass...
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Let's turn the game back on. We
almost did. We can get back to it.
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Yeah, fuck that. Let
me talk to her in person.
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No. Come here.
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Turn that fucking TV back
on. You're tripping, dude.
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Come here. Stop.
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You're tripping.
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Dude, talk to me. Talk to me.
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How long have we been friends?
Come talk to me real quick.
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We have to fuck your stepmom.
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We're not fucking my stepmom.
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We are fucking your stepmom.
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Dude, I can think of a million other ways.
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And we haven't found one.
We are gonna die virgins.
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Do this for me. Do this for us.
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Dude, that's what...
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You want to know what
my fucking dad found out?
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I don't give a fuck.
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Haven't you ever thought
what it would feel like?
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I mean, yeah.
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What it would taste like?
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Fuck yeah.
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What it would smell like?
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I hope not.
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Maybe that's just me.
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Bro, we have to fuck your stepmom, bro.
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She's giving herself...
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I don't know if I can be
your friend if we don't do this.
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And I'm taking my game pass with me.
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Over this?
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Yeah, dude.
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Bro, really?
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Yeah, dude.
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Fuck.
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Dude.
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Alright, fine. Fine, dude.
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Yes!
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Fuck, yes! We'll do it. Yes.
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We'll do it. Come on.
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Okay, so we're gonna do it.
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We're gonna do it.
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Good. Okay.
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He's very convincing.
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Okay, good.
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Oh my god.
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Okay.
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So, you can start feeling.
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And you can start feeling.
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Whoa.
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They feel just like I thought they would.
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So soft.
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Thank you.
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I gotta say, I'm kinda
happy you convinced me.
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All we have to do is leave?
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I promise.
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Just leave some peace and quiet.
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I'm not complaining.
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They're so nice. And they smell good!
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Can I kiss them?
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That's not how i thought
this day was gonna go
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can i kiss you?
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Oh my god
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Let me feel it.
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I feel...
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wet.
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Pussy.
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Oh, God.
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Does that feel good?
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Yeah.
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You can't love me.
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God, it's so pretty.
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You should pull it out and let's see.
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Alright, if he's pulling it
out, I'm pulling it out too.
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Oh my fucking god.
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I thought it would be...
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You're so tight.
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It tastes just like your friend.
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You have a taste in friends.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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I thought I was gonna fucking die already.
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Oh my god.
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I'm not doing it anymore.
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I'm so full.
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I just can't eat any more.
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I'm so full.
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I'm such a mouthful.
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Yeah.
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Oh shit.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my fucking god.
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I'm so fucking full.
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Oh my god.
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I'm so fucking full.
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Oh my god.
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Jesus Christ.
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I can't even fight.
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Oh, fuck.
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Jesus Christ.
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This is so good.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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It's so good.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my God, it feels way
better than I had in the morning.
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Yeah, I can feel it inside me.
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Oh God, how does that feel?
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It's not good. It's not good.
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It feels good as you thought it would do?
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Holy shit.
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Yeah. Yeah, I can feel it in my butt.
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Yeah.
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Fuck me right there.
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Oh, fuck.
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Using those fucking balls.
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Oh, fuck.
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God.
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Oh, fuck.
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It's a big fucking dick.
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You think me and my friend
would pack him like that?
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No, not at all.
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Because it's a cat?
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my fucking God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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I need to get you out of here now.
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No
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Oh god
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oh god
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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I really have to edit all my comments.
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Yeah.
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I love it.
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Yeah.
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It causes me so much pain in my soul.
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Yeah
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oh god
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god
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hum
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that's so hard
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oh my god
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I need to fuck you.
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I need to fuck this fat cock.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh fuck yeah.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck that feels so good.
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Oh my god.
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Oh shit that's so damn good.
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Oh my god.
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Oh shit, that's better
than I thought it would be.
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Oh, fuck that.
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Oof.
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No.
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Oh, fuck it.
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It's too late.
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I'm fucked.
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Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, it's so good.
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Oh, hell yeah, I'm so fucking sorry.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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I'm so happy you convinced
me to fuck this up, man.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Fuck, fuck.
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Fuck your eyes, you fucking asshole.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
250
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Oh, oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
252
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh, fuck.
254
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Where the fuck is the sheep?
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Oh my God.
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Oh God.
257
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Yeah.
258
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm cuming up to you.
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Oh my god.
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Oh god.
262
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So now you don't have to do yoga.
This is good enough for a workout though.
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Oh god.
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Oh god.
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Shit.
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Come on boys.
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I see you coming.
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Yeah.
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Come on. Down my face.
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Your face?
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Yeah.
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Down here?
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Yeah.
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Oh my foot.
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Oh my god.
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Oh shit.
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We're not virgins.
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Not anymore.
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We did it we're not virgins.
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Oh shit.
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Alright boys, a promise is a promise.
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Now you have to leave the house.
283
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You want to play at your house?
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Yeah, let's go.
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Alright, let's go.
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