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Okay, so we really need to like make a list
or something and get everything ready for
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Saturday.
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Yeah, what do we all need?
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Um, I don't know.
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I think we need a lot of stuff.
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Where's Tyler?
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He should be here helping us.
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I think he's upstairs taking a nap.
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Oh my god, he's so fucking lazy.
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If you want, I can go upstairs and
like wake him up with a blowjob.
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Ew, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Why?
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Because he's so fucking hot.
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Like, you never thought about it?
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He's our stepbrother, of course
I've never thought about it.
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What the hell?
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That's disgusting.
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Okay, you know what?
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Just focus.
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We need to plan this party.
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What do you think we need?
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Um, I don't know.
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I think we need like drinks.
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Maybe I should get like a pen and paper
so we can like write everything all down.
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I'll be right back.
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Alright, now that I finally got both of
you here together, let's finish this list.
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So, strippers?
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Yes.
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I'm kidding.
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Yeah, I hope so.
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Okay, um, we need
plates, cups, utensils, drinks.
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I wonder what kind of drinks we can get.
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Somebody wrote juice.
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I don't want juice.
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I need something else.
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Obviously water.
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Um, I guess we can
sort that out when we go
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get the drinks because
I really can't think
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off the top of my head what we should get.
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Um, food.
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Um, what do you guys think?
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Should we do barbecue?
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Yeah.
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Or Italian?
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Barbecue.
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What about both?
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Barbecue.
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It's a party.
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Barbecue.
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What about tacos?
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Um, I kind of want to get sushi too.
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Why don't we get like
a little bit of everything?
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What do you guys think?
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It's a good idea, right?
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Yeah.
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That's going to be expensive.
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But it's worth it.
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It's going to be a huge party.
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How many people are you inviting?
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A lot.
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Um, let me see.
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We might have some
stuff in the fridge, I think.
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Um, come on guys, I need help.
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I don't know.
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Like, I feel like you guys are
just sitting there watching me.
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During a storm.
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But what do we have in the fridge?
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Um, let me check.
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I bet there's juice in there.
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No, no juice.
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Why would we get juice?
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That's so boring.
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Um, there's like nothing in here.
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Keep looking.
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All the way in the back.
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Okay, I guess we're just gonna
have to get like a bunch of stuff.
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Just this one.
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Where's Binky?
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I don't know. She took off that way.
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Soon as you went in
the fridge, she was gone.
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Ah, she never wants to help.
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Jesus, this is like...
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We're doing this together.
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Well, looks like it's just us now.
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Okay, so help me.
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What'd you find in the fridge?
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Nothing.
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Um...
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Cheese platter?
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Ew, I don't like cheese.
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It's not about what you like.
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It's about what everyone
at the party should like.
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Okay, fine. Let me write that down.
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What else?
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What else can we get?
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Soda?
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Well, that like...
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Write it.
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Write it down. You'll forget it.
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Okay, what else?
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Uh, we'll need meat for the barbecue.
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Duh, that's what barbecue means.
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Hamburgers.
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Hot dogs.
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Buns.
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Okay, what else?
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Ketchup, mustard.
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Okay, now you're helping. Thank you.
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Um, what else?
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Um...
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Charcoal.
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Oh, duh.
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For the propane.
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We'll use the propane grill.
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Propane.
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Okay.
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All right, so I think I'm pretty
much done with this list, so...
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Who are you bringing?
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Um...
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I wasn't really thinking of
really inviting anybody, but...
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Come on, just invite
people. It's gonna be great.
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I really don't have anybody to invite.
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Come on, what about, um...
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What's his name? Adam.
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Bring him.
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Yeah, you like Adam.
I'm not bringing him here.
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Why?
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Okay, I'm gonna make my list.
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Okay, so...
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Let me um, let me see your list.
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Here.
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Really you put Javier
on the list? Seriously?
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He's nice, what?
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You keep putting all
your exes on the list and
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you're gonna bring
them to a party together?
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But they would like, oh it'll be
cool. Or like I'm friends with all exes.
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Yeah I can bet you are.
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What about your list? Who are you bringing?
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That's why I'm not bringing
anybody. I don't want the drama.
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What about like your guy friends instead?
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So you can bang them?
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Why do you care?
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Yeah so you and your sister
can bang all my guy friends.
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Pass!
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Why do you care what I do?
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It's not about you and your body. It's
about um, you know, my friends saying,
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hey yo I smashed your
sister yesterday. It's not funny.
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Okay whatever. Um, help me.
I don't know who else to bring.
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Um.
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Do we have some stuff in here?
Maybe we don't have to buy everything.
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Wow. Found the alcohol. Found the drink.
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The plates might be in the bottom one.
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Well, we're not going to use those.
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No, we're not going to use
those. They can't work there.
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Woah, oh my God.
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Shit.
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Ugh, are you getting some
stuff for that dick without me?
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Yeah.
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Hey sis.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Hmm, let me help you.
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Okay, thanks.
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I mean, yeah, we might be family,
but at least we're not blood related.
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Well, with that being said...
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Let me get in there.
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How the fuck have you two
done this before? Jesus Christ.
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Wow.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, Jesus.
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God.
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Damn, you take a deep breath.
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Mwah.
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You stuck it in your dick?
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I just thought it would be.
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Alright, listen.
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If we're gonna fuck, let's get comfortable.
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What do you got in mind?
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Come on.
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Yeah?
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I got something.
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What?
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I don't know.
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Close to here.
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Oh my gosh.
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I'm scared.
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Oh shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, baby.
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I'm not okay.
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I can't.
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That's right. You don't have to cry.
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That's right.
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Good looking. Yeah.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Inaudible
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I got it all over my eye.
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You're like your sister's pussy.
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Put it in there.
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Yes.
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Get in there.
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In there.
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Oh my God.
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That's it.
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Yes.
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Oh my.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god!
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Moses let go of the fucking balls
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That's right
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I love you
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I love you too
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Yeah
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I'm so excited to see
what's going to happen.
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Keep kissing
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oh my god
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oh my god
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Back
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Back, back, back
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No
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Back
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Oh, yes.
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You got to go in all the way down.
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Just like that.
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Nice and slow.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank, oh, thank, oh, oh my god.
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Oh, oh my god.
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Oh, fuck yeah!
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Oh, you're like, oh, fuck yeah!
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My sister, my sister.
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Off you go.
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Yo, come here.
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You have to trust me.
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Bring me that ass.
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Come on girl.
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Quick!
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Oh, oh, your back!
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Oh, it hurts so bad.
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Oh, baby girl.
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Oh, it's so good.
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Oh, that was good.
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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
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Suck on her clit, suck on her clit.
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Suck on it, suck on her clit.
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You're gonna make your sister cum.
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I love you!
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Oh my gosh.
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That's true.
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Bury that ass on her face.
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Bury it on her face.
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Come here.
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