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COME ON, HONEY,
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GIVE DADDY
THE BLANKET.
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LISTEN, THIS
IS GOING TO BE
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A FUN PARTY WITH
CAKE AND ICE CREAM,
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BUT LITTLE GIRLS
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WITH WET BLANKETS
CAN'T GO.
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GIVE IT TO DADDY.
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DO THIS--LEAVE
THE BLANKET HERE,
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I'LL ADVANCE YOU ALL
OF YOUR ALLOWANCE
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TILL YOU'RE 40.
FAIR ENOUGH?
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THAT BLANKET IS NOT
GOING IN THIS CAR.
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MOM!
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NO, NOT THIS TIME.
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THIS IS A BRAND NEW
$25,000 BMW 325 E.5
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WITH LEATHER
INTERIOR.
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TOM, IT'S
JUST A CAR.
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COME ON. I JUST
ARMOR-ALLed THE SEATS.
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GOT ANY 8s?
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GO FISH.
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WHY DOES IT ALWAYS
TAKE HER SO LONG?
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JUST THINK OF HER
AS A WORK IN PROGRESS.
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AH!
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DO I LOOK
ALL RIGHT?
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DO STARS TWINKLE?
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EVER TRIED
PUTTING PANTYHOSE ON
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WITH WET NAILS?
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IT'S A BITCH.
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I FORGOT
MY SAMPLE CASE.
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TISH,
WE'LL BE LATE.
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WE ARE LATE.
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BE CAREFUL.
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TOM.
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GET OUT
OF THE ROAD, YOU...
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BE CAREFUL, TOM!
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YAY!
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[CHURCH BELL RINGS]
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COME ON.
COME ON.
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CONGRATULATIONS,
MAMA.
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OH, WASN'T IT
A BEAUTIFUL SERMON?
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BEAUTIFUL.
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BEAUTIFUL.
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OH, NO! RICE MEANS
FERTILITY, GOD FORBID.
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♪ DA DA DA DA DA
BAMBA ♪
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♪ DA DA DA DA DA
BAMBA ♪
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♪ THIS GREAT SONG WITH
THIS WONDERFUL RHYTHM ♪
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♪ IT'S A WONDERFUL RHYTHM,
AND YOU CAN FEEL IT ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING ♪
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♪ YES, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING ♪
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♪ COME ON AND DANCE ♪
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♪ COME ON AND DANCE,
COME ON AND DANCE ♪
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♪ WHEN THE STARS
MEET THE HEAVENS ♪
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♪ WHEN THE STARS
MEET THE HEAVENS ♪
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♪ THE SKY WILL SHINE ♪
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♪ AND ALL NIGHT LONG,
THE SKY WILL SHINE... ♪
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BAD TITS.
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NO ASS.
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YEAH.
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SO, TOM,
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YOU STILL
SELLING SUBARUS?
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KIRBY, I SELL BMWs.
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I JUST HAPPEN
TO WORK OUT
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OF A SUBARU SHOWROOM.
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OHH.
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LOOK AT HER.
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WHAT A PIG.
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HERE WE ARE,
SAFE AND SOUND.
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AAH!
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I KNOW, WE GOT
TO GET A CAR.
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IT'S ON MY LIST.
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I DRIED MY HAIR
IN FRONT OF THE TV,
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AND IT'S FULL
OF ELECTRICITY.
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MITCH, PLEASE, STOP.MITCH, DON'T DO THAT. C'MON.
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YOUR COUSINS,
TOBY AND MARY,
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DO THEY HAVE A BOY
OR A GIRL?
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UH, ONE
OR THE OTHER.
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GO! GO! GO! GO!
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MAMA! MAMA, GO!
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[LAUGHS]
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[CHEERS]
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CONGRATULATIONS
TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM.
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MANY HAPPY YEARS
TOGETHER.
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JESUS,
WHO IS THAT?
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WE'D LIKE TO DO
A COMPOSITION OF OUR OWN.
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EH, YOU TAKE AWAY
THE CLOTHES AND THE MAKE-UP,
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WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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A GORGEOUS
NAKED WOMAN.
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AH!
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LARRY!
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CONGRATULATIONS,
UNCLE PHIL.
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ISN'T SHE
SOMETHING, HUH?
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EDIE, IF YOU'RE
AS WONDERFUL AS HE SAYS,
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LEAVE HIM RIGHT NOW.
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I'M GOING
TO MARRY YOU.
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THIS IS LARRY'S
BEAUTIFUL WIFE, TRISH.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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AND THIS MONSTER
HERE IS MITCHIE.
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EASY ON THE MOUSSE,
UNCLE PHIL.
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HI, MITCH.
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THIS IS FOR YOU.
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WHEN ARE YOU COMING
TO WORK FOR ME?
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I JUST DON'T SEE
AN INTELLECTUAL,
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ALBEIT, MUSCULAR GUY
LIKE MYSELF
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WORKING
IN A JUNKYARD.
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BELIEVE ME. THERE'S
A FUTURE IN GARBAGE.
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BY THE YEAR 2000,
THERE WILL BE
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NO PLACE LEFT
FOR HUMAN REFUSE.
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GET IN WHILE
THE MARKET'S OPEN.
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DON'T SAY NOTHING.
SLEEP ON IT.
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WE'LL TALK, OK?
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IT'S ON MY LIST,
UNCLE PHIL.
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YOUR LIST?
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I GOT YOUR LIST.
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I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE--
ATTENTION, PLEASE.
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I WANT TO MAKE A TOAST
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TO THIS LOVELY
YOUNG COUPLE.
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FOR MOST OF US,
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TO FIND LOVE
ONCE IN A LIFETIME,
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WE'RE LUCKY.
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BUT FOR THESE TWO
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TO FIND LOVE AGAIN
LATER IN LIFE...
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SO, EDIE,
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ON BEHALF OF MY FAMILY,
WE ARE GRATEFUL,
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BECAUSE MY UNCLE PHIL,
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WHILE ONE OF THE
GREAT MEN IN GARBAGE,
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HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN SO KEEN
ON PERSONAL HYGIENE.
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THAT IS,
UNTIL HE MET YOU.
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SO,
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I WILL NOW,
AHEM, DISROBE
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AND PLAY A CELTIC
CLASSIC BALLAD
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ON MY LOVE FLUTE.
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SHUT UP!
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MY NEPHEW LARRY'S
MAKING A TOAST.
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OH.
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UH, THANK YOU,
UNCLE PHIL.
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EVEN THE BAND STOPPED.
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UM...
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WELL, I WAS UH...
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EXCUSE ME. I WAS, UH...
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TRYING TO, UH, MAKE
A TOAST HERE, UM...
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WHAT I WAS TRYING
TO SAY WAS THIS IS, UH...
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THIS OCCASION'S MORE
THAN A WEDDING.
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WELL, IT'S A LOVE STORY.
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IT'S...
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I'M DYING HERE.
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IT'S THE, UH...
IT'S THE STORY...
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♪ IT'S THE STORY ♪
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♪ OF A LOVELY LADY ♪
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♪ WHO WAS LIVING, HAD
THREE LOVELY GIRL SISTERS ♪
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♪ EACH OF THEM HAD HAIR
LIKE THEIR MOTHER ♪
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WHAT'S THE REAL COLOR
OF HER HAIR ANYWAY?
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WHAT YEAR?
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MAKE UP YOUR OWN VERSE!
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♪ IT'S THE STORY ♪
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♪ OF PHIL KOZINSKI ♪
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♪ WHO WAS LIVING IN
A GARBAGE DUMP ALONE ♪
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ANYWAY. ANYWAY.
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ANYWAY, TO LIFE...
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TO LOVE...
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TO PHIL AND EDIE.
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LARRY...
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I'M TOUCHED.
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[BELCHES]
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SUCH A WONDERFUL NEPHEW.
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SUCH A WONDERFUL BRIDE.
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I DON'T DESERVE HER.
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU BASTARD!
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YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
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KISS ME WHERE
THE SUN DON'T SHINE.
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OH, YEAH?
WHERE'S THAT?
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I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE.
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WAIT.
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[DRUM ROLL]
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[BAND PLAYS
STRIP TEASE MUSIC]
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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IT'S ALL MINE!
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MY BROTHER ANGELO
JUST ROLLED OVER
IN HIS GRAVE.
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YOU'RE CRAZY!
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CRAZY WITH LOVE!
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RIGHT LEG!
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♪ YOU PUT
YOUR RIGHT LEG IN ♪
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♪ YOU PUT
YOUR RIGHT LEG OUT ♪
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♪ YOU PUT
YOUR RIGHT LEG IN ♪
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♪ AND YOU SHAKE IT
ALL ABOUT ♪
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♪ YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY ♪
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♪ AND YOU TURN
YOURSELF AROUND ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT ♪
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ALL OF THESE PRODUCTS
ARE NATURAL,
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AND THEY'RE COORDINATED
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TO GO WITH YOUR
INDIVIDUAL COLORING.
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YOU'RE A "FALL"--
SOFT AMBERS AND MAGENTA.
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AND YOU'RE A "SUMMER"--
YELLOWS...BLUES.
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AND YOU, YOU'RE A "SPRING."
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YOU SHOULD BE IN PINK.
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DARLING,
I'M A WIDOW 30 YEARS,
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AND I ONLY WEAR BLACK.
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AND ON YOU, IT WORKS.
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CLASSIC.
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♪ TURN YOURSELF AROUND ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT ♪
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LOOK AT THEM.
LOOK AT HER.
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SHE BURIED MY BROTHER
ONLY FIVE YEARS AGO.
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LOOK AT HER.
SHE KILLED HIM.
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WHAT?
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KILLED HIM BY PUTTING
BUTTER IN HIS FOOD.
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LISTEN TO ME, KEVIN,
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THIS!
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NOW'S NOT THE TIME.
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YOU CANCELED THE CHECK.
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YOU DIDN'T
FIX THE CAR!
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IT DIED
DRIVING HOME!
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YOU OWE ME MONEY!
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YOU OWE ME A CAR!
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YOU'RE A LIAR.YOU'RE A CHEAT!
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SHITHEAD! COME ON!
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TAKE IT EASY.
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COME ON!
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JUST RELAX. RELAX!
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TAKE IT EASY.
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YOUR COUSIN'S
AN ASSHOLE.
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JUST TAKE IT EASY.
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GET SOME HELP,
TOM.
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I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
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UP CLOSE,
SHE DOESN'T
LOOK SO YOUNG.
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[BAND PLAYS THE THEME
FROM THE GODFATHER]
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YOU'RE SAYING YOUR PARENTS
LET YOU COME HERE TODAY,
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AND THEY NEVER WARNED YOU
ABOUT THE WEDDING KILLER?
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NO.
NO.
NO.
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OK. YOU SEE
THERE'S THIS GUY, UM...
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FRED, I THINK
HIS NAME IS--
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AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
WALKED OUT ON HIM.
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ON THE DAY OF HER WEDDING
TO THIS OTHER GUY,
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FRED SHOWED UP,
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AND HE HAD A MACHETE.
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HE CHOPPED HER HEAD OFF.
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THERE WAS BLOOD
EVERYWHERE,
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AND THEN HE SLICED
THE GROOM'S GUTS OPEN,
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RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE,
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AND THIS STUFF
SPILLED OUT
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THAT LOOKED LIKE,
UH...SPAGHETTI.
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EW!
GROSS!
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HE RIPPED
HER HEART OUT
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00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,301
WHILE IT
WAS STILL BEATING,
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AND HE ATE IT!
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EW!
EW!
EW!
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WAIT. WAIT.
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00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,569
AND NOW HE GOES
FROM WEDDING TO WEDDING
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00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:43,833
MACHETEING UP EVERYBODY
INTO LITTLE PIECES.
247
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,966
KIDS, TOO?
248
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,445
ESPECIALLY KIDS.
249
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,230
IT'S TIME TO GO.
250
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,583
THAT WAS SWEET OF YOU
251
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,716
TO TELL THEM STORIES,
MITCH.
252
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,239
THERE'S NOTHING TO IT.
253
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,895
AAH!
AAH!
254
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,374
OH.
255
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,029
COME ON, CHILDREN.
256
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,509
CHILDREN, OUTSIDE.
257
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,083
BYE-BYE.
258
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,740
BYE-BYE.
259
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,176
SEND A CARD!
260
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,746
OK, I'LL CALL YOU.
261
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,229
DAD, I CAN'T FIND HER
ANYWHERE.
262
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,579
I GOT PLANS TONIGHT.
263
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:38,105
HARRY, CAN YOU
GIVE MY KID A LIFT HOME?
264
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,193
COME ALONG.
265
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,586
GREAT. AS DADS GO,
YOU'RE OK.
266
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,327
HOME BY 10:00.
267
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,417
MITCH, HOME BY 10:00.
268
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,465
BYE.
269
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,596
GOODBYE.
270
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:59,082
SHE'S GOING
TO COME BACK SOON
271
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,431
FROM HER HONEYMOON.
272
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,614
HI.
273
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:10,790
HI.
274
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,227
I SEEM TO HAVE
LOST MY MATE.
275
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,445
ME, TOO.
276
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:17,492
I'M SURE I CAME IN
WITH ONE.
277
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,102
NICE WEDDING.
278
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,321
MM-HMM.
279
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,629
I'M PHIL'S NEPHEW.
280
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,414
I KNOW,
I'M EDIE'S, UM--
281
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,415
I KNOW.
282
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,459
LARRY.
283
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,418
I'M MARIA. CHLOE.
284
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,593
HI, CHLOE.
285
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:32,855
ARE YOU COLD,
SWEETHEART?
286
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:33,900
YEAH.
287
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,945
WHY DON'T WE
GO INSIDE?
288
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,817
YES. THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
289
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,129
[SINGING]
290
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:49,132
HA HA HA!
YOU SHOULD BE A SINGER.
291
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:50,133
OH, THANKS.
292
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,221
I'LL TRY.
293
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:53,223
YOUR WIFE
IS VERY BEAUTIFUL.
294
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,138
HAVE YOU BEEN
MARRIED LONG?
295
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,879
COUPLE OF YEARS. YOU?
296
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,054
ALMOST 11.
297
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,229
OOH.
298
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,841
WE WERE MARRIED YOUNG.
299
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,365
WORK?
300
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,627
YES. HE SELLS CARS.
301
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,368
SUBARUS.
302
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,326
NO, DO YOU WORK?
303
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:13,678
ME? YES.
I'M A LEGAL SECRETARY.
304
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:14,854
AHH.
305
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,333
AND YOU?
306
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,553
I TEACH
BALLROOM DANCING.
307
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,120
REALLY?
308
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,949
WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN
MORE IMPRESSED
309
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,125
IF I SAID I WAS
A SECURITIES ANALYST?
310
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,866
BECAUSE
MY FIRST WIFE WAS.
311
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,998
FATHER, HOWEVER,
WAS MORE IMPRESSED
312
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,871
WHEN I WAS
A REAL ESTATE BROKER.
313
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,830
MY FIRST WIFE'S FRIENDS
LIKED THAT, TOO.
314
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,876
EVERYBODY WAS
IMPRESSED BUT ME.
315
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,313
AND YOU
PLAY THE PIANO, TOO.
316
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,531
NO.
317
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:43,795
TRUMPET.
318
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,276
ARE YOU REALLY
A DANCE TEACHER?
319
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,848
HERE YOU GO. THIS...
320
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:56,678
ENTITLES YOU
TO ONE FREE LESSON.
321
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,593
I'M NOT
A VERY GOOD DANCER.
322
00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,855
THAT'S OK.
323
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,814
I'M NOT
A VERY GOOD TEACHER.
324
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:09,256
I BET I KNOW SOMEBODY
WHO WOULD LIKE TO DANCE.
325
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,694
OH, YOU'RE SO LIGHT.
326
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,311
YOU'RE VERY GOOD
WITH CHILDREN.
327
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,618
MY JOB GIVES ME
A LOT OF TIME
328
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,360
TO SPEND
WITH MY SON.
329
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,840
THE ONE WITH
THE VIDEO CAMERA?
330
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,016
UH-HUH.
331
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,195
YOU KNOW, MY MOTHER
AND PHIL...
332
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,587
THEY ARE SO SWEET.
333
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,375
I FELT LIKE CRYING,
BUT I COULDN'T.
334
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,724
I NEVER CAN.
335
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:47,033
WHY AM I
TELLING YOU THIS?
336
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,252
PEOPLE TELL
DANCE TEACHERS THINGS.
337
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,863
THANK YOU, MADAM. LOVELY.
338
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,344
NOBODY TOLD ME ANYTHING
WHEN I WAS IN SECURITIES.
339
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,737
WHOO!
340
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,348
HOW MANY JOBS
DID YOU HAVE?
341
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:01,438
I CHANGE
EVERY FEW YEARS.
342
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,310
IF IT LOOKS LIKE
I MIGHT BE SUCCESSFUL,
343
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,746
I MOVE ON.
344
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,313
YOU DON'T
WANT SUCCESS?
345
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,054
I WANT TO BE HAPPY.
346
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,707
WE'RE GETTING
PERSONAL HERE.
347
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,058
YOU'RE LEARNING
ALL OF MY SECRETS.
348
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:15,017
I DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING ABOUT YOU.
349
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,802
NOT AN INTERESTING PERSON.
350
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,892
CHRIST, YOU--
HOW YOU DOING?
351
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,069
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED TO US.
352
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,679
THE CAR BROKE DOWN.
353
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,420
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
354
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,771
JESUS, I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS THIS LATE.
355
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:32,730
TOM WAS JUST GIVING ME
A TEST DRIVE.
356
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,515
WE LOST TRACK OF TIME.
357
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,952
TOM SELLS BMWs.
358
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,867
I THOUGHT
THEY WERE SUBARUS.
359
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,217
YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A NEW CAR.
360
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,654
WE ARE,
AREN'T WE, HONEY?
361
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,005
YOUR WIFE AND I
DISCUSSED CARS
362
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,702
AT PRICES
YOU CAN AFFORD.
363
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,660
NOT JUST ANY CAR.
364
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,488
WE'RE
TALKING BAVARIAN
MOTOR WORKS.
365
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:55,449
I THINK A BMW IS
OUT OF OUR RANGE.
366
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,277
MMM.
367
00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,367
BESIDES THEY'RE
BREAKING DOWN ALL THE TIME.
368
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,412
[LAUGHS]
369
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:05,198
[ALL LAUGH]
370
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,377
AS SOON AS SHE SAID
371
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,814
THEY WERE CONSIDERING
BUYING A CAR,
372
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,859
I KNEW IF I COULD
GET HER BEHIND THE WHEEL--
373
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:19,342
BINGO--SALE, COMMISSION,
FULL STICKER PRICE.
374
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,431
THEN THE CAR BREAKS DOWN.
375
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,260
IN SALES, YOU HAVE TO
CONCENTRATE ON THE WOMAN.
376
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,697
WOMEN ALWAYS
LIKED YOU, TOM.
377
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,484
YOU BELIEVE ME,
DON'T YOU?
378
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,833
WHY SHOULDN'T I?
379
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,443
YOU'RE MY HUSBAND.
380
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,447
[TRUMPET PLAYS]
381
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,846
PHIL'S WORTH
A LOT OF MONEY.
382
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,022
YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM UP
ON HIS OFFER.
383
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,851
YOU'RE GREAT
AT COLLECTING JUNK.
384
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,158
YOU'D WIND UP
RUNNING THE COMPANY.
385
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,815
MY PSYCHIC MRS. WONG
386
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,948
IS ENCOURAGING ME
TO EXPRESS MYSELF.
387
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,384
SHE SAYS A LOT
388
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,212
OF ATTRACTIVE WOMEN
GET DEPRESSED
389
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,909
BECAUSE THEY THINK
PEOPLE SEE NOTHING
390
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,520
BUT THEIR LOOKS.
391
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,094
SHE THINKS
I HAVE SENSITIVITY
392
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,834
AND TALENT, LARRY.
393
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,314
SHE SAYS THAT.
394
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,012
MRS. WONG'S WIGHT.
395
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,888
I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT
MORE OFTEN. I'M SORRY.
396
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,067
WOULD YOU STILL SLAY
A DRAGON FOR ME?
397
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,898
MAYBE A BABY DRAGON.
398
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,604
MRS. WONG GAVE ME
A SELF-IMPROVEMENT TAPE.
399
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,606
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HEAR IT?
400
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,565
NOT RIGHT NOW.
401
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,610
LARRY...
402
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,960
I WOULDN'T HURT YOU
FOR ANYTHING.
403
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,919
YOU KNOW THAT,
DON'T YOU?
404
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,966
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
405
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,621
WILL YOU DANCE WITH ME?
406
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,145
WE NEVER DANCE ANYMORE.
407
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,800
[CRASH]
408
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,152
HEY, MITCH.
409
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:16,981
[DOOR SLAMS]
410
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,166
♪ SUNDAY, MONDAY ♪
411
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,428
♪ HAPPY DAYS ♪
412
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,951
♪ TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY ♪
413
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,082
♪ HAPPY DAYS ♪
414
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,780
♪ THURSDAY, FRIDAY ♪
415
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,911
♪ HAPPY DAYS ♪
416
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,130
♪ SATURDAY, WHAT A DAY ♪
417
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,698
REMEMBER THE GUY
ON THE NEWS
418
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,961
WHO PLAYED
OZZY OSBORNE TOO MUCH?
419
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,919
HIS PARENTS SUED BECAUSE
HE BECAME A MURDERER.
420
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:45,053
AUNT IRENE'S
THINKING OF SUING
421
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,448
BECAUSE COUSIN DONALD
LISTENED TO BARRY MANILOW
OVER AND OVER,
422
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,493
AND HE BECAME A FLORIST.
423
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,799
AAH!
424
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,803
THAT BAD, HUH?
425
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,240
WHAT'S UP?
426
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,374
IT'S THE BLONDE
ON THE BLUE BICYCLE, ISN'T IT?
427
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,463
SHUT UP.
428
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:07,293
THE BLONDE WHOSE INITIALS
ARE ON YOUR VANS.
429
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,166
SHUT UP.
430
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,603
WHEN I WATCH
YOU PLAY SOCCER,
431
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:16,563
THE GUYS GO
FOR GATORADE AT BREAK,
432
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,434
YOU TALK TO THE BLONDE.
433
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:21,045
SHUT UP.
YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.
434
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,482
I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP.
435
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,440
I COULD GIVE YOU
THE GIRL'S POINT OF VIEW.
436
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,050
TISH, KISS
MY SQUIRREL.
437
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,402
HEY, WE'LL HAVE NO
SQUIRREL-KISSING HERE TONIGHT.
438
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,709
I WAS JUST
TRYING TO HELP.
439
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:36,104
I THINK
I SHOULD SPEND TIME
WITH MITCH ALONE.
440
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,194
KISS MY SQUIRREL?
441
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,588
HEY, COME ON.
442
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:43,938
[BELCHES]
443
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,156
THAT'S NICE.
444
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:56,951
REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
445
00:20:56,951 --> 00:21:02,565
I APPROVE OF MYSELF.
446
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:07,004
I APPROVE OF MYSELF.
447
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,927
YOU'RE NOT THROWING IT
QUITE HARD ENOUGH.
448
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,494
I HATE LEONARD PEARSON.
449
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:19,582
WHO?
450
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,497
LEONARD PEARSON.
IN MY CLASS.
451
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,500
HE FOLLOWS ME AROUND
ALL THE TIME.
452
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,502
YOU SHOULDN'T HATE
ANYBODY, CHLOE.
453
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,983
HE TELLS EVERYONE
HE LOVES ME.
454
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,506
BUT THAT IS SWEET.
455
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,987
YOU BE SWEET
TO HIM, OK?
456
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:33,770
BYE.
457
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:34,989
BYE, MOM.
458
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,255
LEONARD!
459
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,387
AAH!
460
00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:17,292
HI, TOM.
461
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,641
BERNADETTE...
462
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:20,469
LOOK, I'M SORRY,
463
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,906
BUT WE HAVE TO STOP
SEEING EACH OTHER.
464
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:25,344
WHAT?
465
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,215
IT'S JUST GETTING
TOO SERIOUS.
466
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,005
YOU'RE RIGHT.
467
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:38,835
[DOOR SLAMS]
468
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,585
HI. UH...
I'LL BE WITH YOU
469
00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,457
IN A MINUTE, OK, TOM?
470
00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:58,725
HOW'S YOUR FAMILY?
471
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,117
OLGA, LISTEN...
472
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,292
ABOUT US...
473
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,338
HA HA HA!
474
00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:06,297
♪ YOU'VE GOT
A NEW GIRLFRIEND ♪
475
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:08,038
HA HA HA!
476
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,868
I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE.
477
00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:14,044
LIGHTEN UP, TOM.
478
00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:16,307
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
479
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:17,744
PLANNED PARENTHOOD.
480
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:37,372
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO TALK TO THE DRIVER.
481
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,469
AHEM.
482
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,911
EXCUSE ME
JUST ONE MOMENT.
483
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,091
HI.
484
00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:02,136
WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
485
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,224
WHO?
486
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:04,486
YOUR HUSBAND. ABOUT US.
487
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,401
NOTHING.GOOD. KEEP IT THAT WAY.
488
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,142
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
489
00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:10,100
YOU'RE NOT
THE CONFESSIONAL TYPE.
490
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,102
YOU'RE A WHOLE
LOT DIFFERENT
491
00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,148
THAN YOU WERE
LAST NIGHT.
492
00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:15,758
LAST NIGHT NEVER
HAPPENED, UNDERSTAND?
493
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:18,065
I'VE CHANGED MY LIFE.
494
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:19,762
I'VE CLEANED UP MY ACT.
NO MORE WOMEN.
495
00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:22,504
LAST NIGHT NEVER
HAPPENED, UNDERSTAND.
496
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,419
IF YOU EVER SAY
IT DID,
497
00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:26,290
OR USE THE "F" WORD
ABOUT US,
498
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,858
IF EVEN THE "FUH" SOUNDS
COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH,
499
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,425
I WILL DENOUNCE YOU
AS A LIAR
500
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:31,774
AND A HOME-WRECKER,
UNDERSTAND?
501
00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,428
MISS!
502
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:36,083
EXCUSE ME. I HAVE
TO GET BACK TO HER
503
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,128
OR HER
EYELINER WILL CAKE.
504
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,565
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
505
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,481
I HAVE AN IQ
IN THE TRIPLE DIGITS.
506
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,222
WHAT WORD DO YOU THINK
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND?
507
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:48,922
OK. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE YOU UNDERSTOOD.
508
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:50,314
ARE YOU WEARING
BLACK UNDERWEAR?
509
00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:52,491
YES.
510
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:55,363
WANT TO MEET ME
FOR A DRINK LATER?
511
00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:01,064
KISS MY SQUIRREL.
512
00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:07,941
SO THEY DROVE
TO A SHOPPING MALL
513
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:10,160
AND PARKED IN BACK
OF A SUPERMARKET
514
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,382
BEHIND A DUMPSTER
IN OUR CAR
515
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:16,776
THAT I MAKE PAYMENTS ON
BY SWEATING MY ASS OFF
516
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:19,735
SO SHE CAN SWEAT
HERS OFF INSIDE IT!
517
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:20,736
SORRY.
518
00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:23,260
THAT CAR WAS ROCKING
519
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,175
LIKE AN OUT-OF-WHACK
WASHING MACHINE.
520
00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:26,786
I WENT CRAZY. I--
521
00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:28,831
ARE YOU GETTING
THIS, MARIA?
522
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,659
YES, I AM,
MR. BREGMAN.
523
00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:32,008
OK.
524
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:35,534
I DECIDED TO KILL HER,
BUT I COULDN'T.
525
00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:38,711
I LOVE HER.
526
00:25:40,234 --> 00:25:42,279
SO I SHAVED HER HEAD,
527
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:45,195
AND NOW SEE
IF HE WANTS HER.
528
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:47,197
THAT IS WHY YOUR WIFE
529
00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:50,113
IS SUING YOU FOR DIVORCE,
MR. DIONNE?
530
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,247
LOVE IS SHIT.
531
00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,814
MARRIAGE IS SHIT.
532
00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:57,164
YOU KNOW,
I'M SITTING HERE LISTENING
533
00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,905
TO YOU EDITORIALIZE.
534
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:01,255
WELL, FUCK YOU,
MONEYBAGS, HEY?
535
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,363
MY FAVORITE PART--
BOING!
536
00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:23,712
HERE WE GO.
537
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,235
ALL RIGHT.
REMEMBER--
538
00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:26,672
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.
539
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:29,631
NO, NO. WE'RE DOING
THE CHA-CHA HERE.
540
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:31,328
ALL RIGHT.
REMEMBER, LADIES,
541
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:32,678
IT'S OK TO SMILE...
542
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:34,375
ESPECIALLY
AT MY JOKES.
543
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,595
READY AND...
544
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,118
CHA-CHA-CHA.
545
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:39,772
SWIVEL, SWIVEL.
546
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:41,600
FORWARD, BACK, FORWARD.
547
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,645
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
548
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,605
HIT HIM, MAGGIE,
IF HE DOES THAT RIGHT.
549
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,085
READY AND CHA-CHA-CHA.
550
00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:50,783
SWIVEL, SWIVEL.
551
00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:52,698
FORWARD, CROSS, FORWARD.
552
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,395
WHO'S LEADING HERE?
553
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:57,398
OK, YOU LEAD.
YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB.
554
00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:58,747
I WANT
THESE SUSPENDERS.
555
00:26:58,747 --> 00:27:01,097
READY AND
CHA-CHA-CHA.
556
00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:02,272
SWIVEL, SWIVEL.
557
00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:03,752
FORWARD,
CROSS, FORWARD.
558
00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:07,234
UP 6, 7, 8.
559
00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:08,975
AND 1...
560
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:12,108
2, 3, 4...
561
00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:15,634
ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE GOING
TO PUT ME OUT OF WORK.
562
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,157
YOU'RE TOO GOOD.
563
00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:18,637
ONE MORE TIME.
564
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,029
READY AND...
565
00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:21,074
CHA-CHA-CHA.
566
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:23,554
OH, MY GOD.
NO, NO, NO.
567
00:27:23,554 --> 00:27:25,556
LET ME SHOW YOU AGAIN.
568
00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:27,341
ONE MORE TIME,
EVERYBODY.
569
00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:30,213
MRS. GREENBLATT.
570
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,313
HA HA. YOU
LOOK MAHVELOUS.
571
00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:58,677
MAGNIFICENT.
A THING OF BEAUTY.
572
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,200
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
573
00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:05,684
OK, THAT'S IT.
TIME'S UP, EVERYBODY.
574
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,033
PRACTICE,
PRACTICE, PRACTICE.
575
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,599
YES, PRACTICE,
PRACTICE, PRACTICE.
576
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:10,689
GOODBYE.
GET OUT OF HERE.
577
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,734
GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU CRAZY GUYS.
578
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:13,779
THANKS.
GET NEW SHOES.
579
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,824
THOSE ARE NOT
GOING TO WORK.
580
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:19,480
OH, DON'T FORGET TO BRING
YOUR CHECKS NEXT WEEK.
581
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,308
HI.
582
00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:22,831
HI.
583
00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:25,529
YOU CAME FOR
YOUR FREE LESSON.
584
00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:27,531
NO, IT'S MY LUNCH BREAK.
585
00:28:27,531 --> 00:28:29,969
I THOUGHT WE COULD TALK.
586
00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:36,540
MEXICAN?
587
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:38,064
IT'S TOO HEAVY.
588
00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:40,022
HOW CAN I SAY THIS?
589
00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:41,589
WELL, WORDS ARE GOOD.
590
00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,634
THEY HAVE
FRIED OCTOPUS?
591
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:45,941
NO, I HAD THAT
FOR BREAKFAST.
592
00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:49,597
THIS IS DIFFICULT.
593
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:52,295
OH, COME ON.
IT'S ONLY LUNCH.
594
00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:53,514
BURGERS.
595
00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:55,342
NO, TOO OBVIOUS.
596
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,650
LARRY? I NEED
TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
597
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:02,915
DO I THINK
598
00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:06,222
THAT YOUR HUSBAND
AND MY WIFE
SLEPT TOGETHER?
599
00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:07,528
THANK YOU.
600
00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:10,836
IT WOULD
HAVE TAKEN ME
A LOT LONGER.
601
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:14,622
WELL, I ONLY
HAVE AN HOUR
FOR LUNCH.
602
00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,276
AH...SPUDS
INTERNATIONAL.
603
00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:19,235
EVERYTHING
YOU EVER WANTED
ON A POTATO.
604
00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:22,369
THEY HAD ONE
WITH A BUICK ON IT.
605
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:23,674
DO YOU THINK
THEY DID?
606
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:27,940
I DON'T KNOW.
ONLY THEY KNOW.
607
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:31,944
YOU DON'T SEEM
UPSET ABOUT IT.
608
00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:34,120
SEX ISN'T
A BIG DEAL.
609
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,992
WHETHER THEY
HAD SEX OR NOT,
SOMETHING HAPPENED.
610
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:40,648
HEY, I BELIEVE
IN PEOPLE'S
FREEDOM OF CHOICE.
611
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:43,694
TISH NEEDS TO
BE HER OWN PERSON.
612
00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:45,522
WHAT PEOPLE DO
IS THEIR BUSINESS.
613
00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,698
THAT DOESN'T
APPLY TO MARRIAGE.
614
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:49,613
YOU HAVE A CHOICE
TO MAKE.
615
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:52,529
AND GUESS WHAT?
YOU'RE FREE
TO MAKE IT.
616
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:56,533
GREAT. WE HARDLY
KNOW EACH OTHER,
617
00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:59,319
AND WE'RE GETTING
OUR FIRST ARGUMENT
OUT OF THE WAY.
618
00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:05,107
ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT
THAT FREEDOM STUFF?
619
00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:07,936
YES.
620
00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:14,551
NO! OH, GOD,
I'M SO FULL OF SHIT!
621
00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:16,640
I'D LIKE
TO KILL THEM BOTH!
622
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,859
I'M SORRY.
623
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:19,556
[YELLING IN CHINESE]
624
00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:21,210
I'LL PAY FOR IT.
625
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:22,951
NO, IT'S MY FAULT.
626
00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:25,127
I'LL PAY.
I BROKE THE FISH.
627
00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,737
I SHOULDN'T
HAVE COME.
628
00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:28,435
NO, WAIT--
HOW MUCH?
629
00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:29,828
NEVER--NEVER MIND.
630
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,220
WAIT, WAIT.
631
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,614
PLEASE, I'M, UH...
I'M VERY SORRY.
632
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,139
WHOA. IT WASN'T EASY
633
00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:40,273
FOR YOU TO COME
SEE ME TODAY, WAS IT?
634
00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:41,709
NO.
635
00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:43,189
ARE YOU OK?
636
00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:44,625
NO, I'M NOT OK.
637
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,062
THAT'S RIGHT.
638
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,890
YOU DON'T CRY,
DO YOU?
639
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,459
OR HIT FISH.
640
00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:53,460
OH, GOD.
641
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:55,941
OOH, JEEZ.
642
00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:59,118
TOM LATELY HAS BEEN
REALLY UPSET ABOUT WORK.
643
00:30:59,118 --> 00:31:02,121
THEY HAVE CONTESTS--
WHO SELLS THE MOST CARS.
644
00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:04,558
HE LOST HIS TRIP
TO LAS VEGAS.
645
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:07,517
THAT'S A GOOD REASON
TO HUMP MY WIFE.
646
00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:08,692
I'M SORRY.
647
00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:10,694
TISH IS
A GOOD PERSON.
648
00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:13,697
SHE WANTS
APPRECIATION FOR
MORE THAN HER LOOKS.
649
00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:16,222
SHE'S WORRIED PEOPLE
THINK SHE'S DUMB.
650
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:19,094
SHE'S NOT.
TOM'S VERY VULNERABLE
TO FEMALE FLATTERY.
651
00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:21,792
YOU'RE MAKING EXCUSES
FOR YOUR HUSBAND.
652
00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:24,056
YOU'RE MAKING EXCUSES
FOR YOUR WIFE.
653
00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:27,146
ALL RIGHT. SO,
HOW DID YOU TWO MEET?
654
00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,104
WE MET
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
655
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,150
HE WAS A BIG ATHLETE.
656
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:34,762
HE HAD THIS RED CAR
HE WAS PROUD OF.
657
00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:36,807
GIRLS WERE CRAZY
ABOUT HIM.
658
00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:39,114
I JUST CAME
TO THIS COUNTRY,
659
00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,073
AND I WAS VERY SHY.
660
00:31:41,073 --> 00:31:42,726
HE SAID
SOMETHING RIGHT,
661
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:44,250
BECAUSE
YOU MARRIED HIM.
662
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:46,817
NO. I WAS
THE ONLY GIRL
663
00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:49,298
WHO WOULDN'T
GO TO SLEEP WITH HIM.
664
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,909
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
665
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:54,913
I THOUGHT TISH
WOULD BE DIFFERENT
THAN MY FIRST WIFE.
666
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:58,960
SURPRISE. TURNS OUT
SHE'S THE BRIDE
OF BLOOMINGDALE'S.
667
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,963
SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
668
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,617
YOU WANT TO
CONFRONT THEM?
669
00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:05,010
THEY'LL
JUST DENY IT.
670
00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:06,925
WE COULD
SHAVE THEIR HEADS.
671
00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:09,753
WHAT?
672
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:12,931
I HAVE TO
GO BACK TO WORK.
I'M SORRY.
673
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,846
I'M SORRY IF
I SPOILED YOUR DAY.
674
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:19,720
IT WAS NICE
NOT HAVING LUNCH
WITH YOU.
675
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,114
BYE.
676
00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:23,506
GOODBYE, MARIA.
677
00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:33,125
HE SAID, "NO WAY."
678
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,649
SWEETHEART,
I'M GOING TO PUT
YOUR FLOWERS
679
00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:37,085
IN A VASE.
680
00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:39,131
YOU COULD
DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
681
00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:41,350
WHAT'S
IN THE BOX, DADDY?
682
00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:42,830
WHAT'S THIS?
683
00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:44,136
OPEN IT.
684
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:48,183
AND TONIGHT
I'M GOING TO MAKE
685
00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:50,794
MY WORLD FAMOUS
GARLIC CHICKEN PAMPLONA.
686
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:52,187
YAY!
687
00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,884
I'LL EVEN CLEAN UP
688
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:56,800
AFTER I USE
EVERY POT IN THE HOUSE.
689
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,585
I PROMISE.
690
00:32:58,585 --> 00:32:59,890
TOM, THIS
IS BEAUTIFUL.
691
00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:04,199
WHAT'S
THE OCCASION?
692
00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:06,810
NOTHING. JUST US.
693
00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:09,857
ALL OF US TOGETHER.
694
00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:11,902
JUST ONE
OF THOSE NIGHTS.
695
00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:14,296
IT'S NICE
TO HAVE A FAMILY.
696
00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:24,480
SO, HOW
WAS YOUR DAY?
697
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,004
FINE.
698
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,180
I HAD LUNCH
WITH LARRY KOZINSKI.
699
00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:30,791
WHO?
700
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:31,922
LARRY KOZINSKI.
701
00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:34,403
I HAD LUNCH
WITH HIM TODAY.
702
00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,578
SWEETHEART, DON'T.
703
00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:38,233
WHY? UH...WHAT FOR?
704
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:41,149
WHAT DID YOU
TALK ABOUT?
705
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:43,891
MMM, NOTHING
SPECIAL.
706
00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:45,893
WAS IT
A NICE LUNCH?
707
00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:48,635
MM-HMM, VERY NICE.
708
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:52,943
WELL...THAT'S FINE.
THAT'S GOOD.
709
00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:56,556
THAT'S OK.
I'M GLAD YOU HAD
A NICE DAY.
710
00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:57,905
GOOD OLD LARRY.
711
00:33:57,905 --> 00:34:01,082
LUNCH...NICE.
712
00:34:02,649 --> 00:34:05,434
MITCHIE IS--
WHAT IS IT
YOU ARE, MITCHIE?
713
00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:06,914
I'M A MULTIMEDIA ARTIST,
714
00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:09,395
BUT MY EMPHASIS
IS ON VIDEO.
715
00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:12,354
I'M SO EXCITED.
716
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,930
YAY!
OOH!
717
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:27,239
♪ SUNDAY, MONDAY,
HAPPY DAYS ♪
718
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,154
♪ TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY,
HAPPY DAYS ♪
719
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:31,765
♪ THURSDAY, FRIDAY,
HAPPY DAYS ♪
720
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,506
♪ THE WEEKEND COMES ♪
721
00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:34,768
♪ THE CYCLE HUMS ♪
722
00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:36,987
♪ READY TO RACE TO YOU ♪
723
00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:40,339
♪ THESE DAYS ARE OURS ♪
724
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,645
♪ HAPPY AND FREE ♪
725
00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:45,039
♪ THESE DAYS ARE OURS ♪
726
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:47,389
♪ SHARE THEM WITH ME ♪
727
00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,826
♪ GOODBYE GRAY SKIES,
HELLO BLUE ♪
728
00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:52,090
♪ NOTHING CAN HURT ME
WHEN I HOLD YOU ♪
729
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,265
♪ FEELS SO RIGHT ♪
730
00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:55,005
♪ IT CAN'T BE WRONG ♪
731
00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,659
♪ ROCKIN' AND ROLLIN'
ALL WEEK LONG...♪
732
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:58,096
THAT'S HER.
733
00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:05,407
SHOWING A LITTLE
CLEAVAGE, SO WHAT?
734
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,542
♪ SUNDAY, MONDAY
HAPPY DAYS ♪
735
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,545
♪ TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY
HAPPY DAYS ♪
736
00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:14,895
♪ THURSDAY, FRIDAY,
HAPPY DAYS ♪
737
00:35:14,895 --> 00:35:17,115
♪ SATURDAY,
WHAT A DAY ♪
738
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,943
♪ GROOVIN' ALL WEEK
WITH YOU ♪
739
00:35:19,943 --> 00:35:22,207
♪ THESE DAYS ARE OURS ♪
740
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:23,991
♪ SHARE THEM WITH ME ♪
741
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:25,035
♪ OH, HAPPY DAYS ♪
742
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,647
♪ THESE DAYS ARE OURS ♪
743
00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:30,084
♪ HAPPY AND FREE...♪
744
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,130
OH!
BOO!
745
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,871
♪ NOTHING CAN HURT ME
WHEN I HOLD YOU... ♪
746
00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:37,047
GOD DAMN LIAR!
THIEF!
747
00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:39,006
♪ ROCKIN' AND ROLLIN'
ALL WEEK LONG ♪
748
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:41,487
WHOA, WHOA.
749
00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:43,663
WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, CUT!
750
00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:45,186
CUT!
751
00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:46,361
LIGHTS!
752
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,323
THANK YOU.
753
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:54,108
UNCLE TOM,
YOU DID THE
WRONG THING.
754
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,632
HOW ABOUT LUNCH, EH?
755
00:36:00,723 --> 00:36:04,162
YOU ARE A VERY
SICK YOUNG MAN.
756
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,338
ALIENATION...
757
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:07,904
GREAT.
758
00:36:07,904 --> 00:36:09,123
INTERESTING WORK,
MITCH.
759
00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:10,255
THANKS, DAD.
760
00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:11,734
YEAH.
761
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:15,260
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU
TAKING MY WIFE TO LUNCH?
762
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,218
ACTUALLY,
WE DIDN'T HAVE LUNCH.
763
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:18,872
WE TOOK A WALK,
764
00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:20,874
BUT MY FEET BROKE DOWN,
765
00:36:20,874 --> 00:36:23,181
SO WE WERE LATE
GETTING BACK.
766
00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:29,056
THEY KNOW.
767
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,841
THEY KNOW
ABOUT US.
768
00:36:31,841 --> 00:36:34,801
[BUNNY HOPMUSIC PLAYS]
769
00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:49,163
WORK IN GARBAGE
ALL WEEK,
770
00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:52,427
ENJOY NATURE
ON THE WEEKENDS.
771
00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:54,516
HERE WE GO--
OOH, OOH, OOH.
772
00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:56,083
ALL RIGHT NOW,
FASTER.
773
00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,782
TELL ME
ABOUT LARRY.
774
00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,001
LARRY, LARRY.
775
00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:03,482
I'VE ASKED HIM
A MILLION TIMES
776
00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:05,484
TO COME
INTO THE BUSINESS,
777
00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:07,921
BUT HE WANTS
TO CHANGE JOBS...
778
00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:09,488
DANCE.
779
00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:13,056
TO ME--AND I SAY THIS
WITH LOVE, MARIA--
780
00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:14,493
LARRY IS A FAILURE
781
00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:16,190
IN EVERYTHING
EXCEPT LIFE.
782
00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,496
COME!
DANCE WITH ME!
783
00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:18,758
YES.
784
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:19,715
WILD WOMAN.
785
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,369
COME ON,
COME ON.
786
00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:24,198
SHOW HER
HOW TO DO IT,
GIRLS.
787
00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:25,199
THEY WERE...
788
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:26,983
AW--AW, DON'T...
789
00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:29,334
NO. YOU GO.
790
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,597
OH, WE'RE GOING
TO MISS YOU.
791
00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:32,772
WHO'S SHOE?
792
00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:35,601
PHIL, DO YOU
WANT SOME CAKE?
793
00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:36,906
PHIL?
794
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,520
PHIL?
795
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,785
COME ON, ASSHOLE.
COME ON!
796
00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:52,226
LARRY,
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
797
00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:55,185
ONE SHOT, MAN.
THAT'S ALL
IT WILL TAKE.
798
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:56,448
[WHISTLES]
799
00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:58,537
I WON'T HAVE THIS.
STOP. STOP.
800
00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:01,235
STOP IT, TOM,
STOP IT!
801
00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:02,410
BUT, MAMA...
802
00:38:05,718 --> 00:38:06,980
PHIL!
803
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,291
PHIL...
804
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,466
PHIL!
805
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:20,646
AMORE MIO.
806
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,256
DON'T LEAVE ME.
807
00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:24,302
[SOBBING]
808
00:38:41,797 --> 00:38:43,669
SO THAT EVEN THOUGH
I WALK
809
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:45,584
THROUGH THE VALLEY
OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH,
810
00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:48,064
I FEAR NO EVIL
FOR THOU ART WITH ME.
811
00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:50,589
THY ROD AND THY STAFF,
THEY COMFORT ME.
812
00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:52,895
THOU PREPAREST A TABLE
BEFORE ME
813
00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,593
IN THE PRESENCE
OF MINE ENEMIES.
814
00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:56,334
MY CUP OVERFLOWS.
815
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,511
SURELY GOODNESS AND MERCY
SHALL FOLLOW ME
816
00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:01,469
ALL THE DAYS
OF MY LIFE,
817
00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:02,601
AND I SHALL DWELL
818
00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:05,038
IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD
FOREVER.
819
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:07,562
LET US PRAY.
820
00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:10,609
OH, GOD, WHOSE DAYS
ARE WITHOUT AN END...
821
00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,611
GIVE ME
MY 50 CENTS.
822
00:39:12,611 --> 00:39:14,439
TAKE YOUR DIME,
SPORT.
823
00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:15,918
JUST A LOUSY FARE?
824
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:18,878
WHAT DO YOU
THINK I AM, HUH,
825
00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,271
A GOD DAMN TOURIST?
826
00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:22,490
CHEAPSKATE.
827
00:39:27,016 --> 00:39:29,541
POP, YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO CALL.
828
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:32,544
FOR WHAT, A RIDE
ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE?
829
00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,633
GOOD TO SEE YOU, SON.
830
00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:36,635
GOOD GOD.
IS THIS MITCHIE?
831
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:38,114
HOW YOU DOING,
GRANDPA?
832
00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,638
I'LL BE DAMNED!
833
00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:42,554
YOU'RE GETTING TO BE
A BIG MAN, HUH?
834
00:39:42,554 --> 00:39:44,294
YEAH.
835
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:45,470
LET'S GO.
836
00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:46,862
NO--NO.
YOU GO AHEAD.
837
00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:48,821
NO, I'LL WAIT
RIGHT HERE.
838
00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:50,431
AT MY AGE,
839
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:52,868
YOU DON'T WANT
TO GET TOO CLOSE
840
00:39:52,868 --> 00:39:54,392
TO AN OPEN GRAVE.
841
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,830
SO, GRANDPA,
842
00:39:57,830 --> 00:40:00,789
HOW COME YOU
DIDN'T COME
TO THE CHURCH?
843
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:02,748
UH, GOD
MAKES ME NERVOUS
844
00:40:02,748 --> 00:40:04,837
WHEN YOU GET HIM
INDOORS.
845
00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:07,796
I DON'T LIKE
TO SEE PEOPLE
IN COFFINS.
846
00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:09,407
THEY ALWAYS
LOOK SMALLER
847
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,843
WITHOUT
THEIR SPIRITS.
848
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:25,118
I WAS GOING TO
BRING YOU A GIFT,
BUT I FORGOT.
849
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:29,514
THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE
ONE OF THESE, HUH?
850
00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:31,516
WHICH ONE
DO YOU WANT,
851
00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:32,908
HOT PATTY'S PAJAMA PARTY
852
00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:35,389
OR GIRLS WITH BIG JUGS?
853
00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:41,177
EAT. THERE'S
CASSEROLES, CAKES.
854
00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:45,138
I HAVE TURKEY TETRAZZINI
COMING OUT THE WAZOO.
855
00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:48,489
PHIL, PHIL.
EVERYONE LOVED HIM SO.
856
00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,535
DID YOU SEE THE WREATH
857
00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:52,928
THE BOYS
FROM THE JUNKYARD SENT?
858
00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:54,495
LARRY, WAS IT ME?
859
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,105
WAS I TOO MUCH
FOR HIM?
860
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:59,108
NO, HE WAS
THE HAPPIEST
HE'D EVER BEEN.
861
00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:02,111
I WANT YOU TO MEET
MY FATHER, VINCE.
862
00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:05,114
MY SYMPATHIES.
SORRY I MISSED
YOUR WEDDING.
863
00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:07,421
MY HERNIA
PREVENTED IT.
864
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:08,857
EDIE, I'M SORRY.
865
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:10,772
I HAVE
TO GO TO WORK.
866
00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,426
WE ARE
STILL FAMILY
867
00:41:12,426 --> 00:41:14,428
EVEN THOUGH
PHIL IS GONE.
868
00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:16,082
DON'T
BE A STRANGER.
869
00:41:16,082 --> 00:41:18,258
I WON'T. I PROMISE.
870
00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:20,216
SEE YOU LATER.
BYE, POPS.
871
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:22,218
NOBODY TAKES
A DAY OFF
872
00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:23,872
WHEN A MAN DIES
ANYMORE?
873
00:41:23,872 --> 00:41:25,178
JESUS!
874
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,313
YOU KNOW,
FUNERALS MAKE
WOMEN REALLY HORNY.
875
00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:32,315
I NEVER
KNEW PHIL WELL,
876
00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:35,014
BUT THIS IS GREAT
TURKEY TETRAZZINI.
877
00:41:35,014 --> 00:41:36,798
HERE, MOMMY.
878
00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:38,583
OH, THANK YOU.
879
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,586
LOOK, I GOT
TO GO SHOW A CAR.
880
00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:43,849
AS LONG AS CHLOE'S
STAYING OVERNIGHT,
881
00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:46,678
MEET ME ABOUT 7:30,
AND WE'LL EAT OUT.
882
00:41:46,678 --> 00:41:48,767
IF MAMA
DOESN'T NEED ME.
883
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:51,770
WELL, IF YOUR MOM
DOESN'T NEED YOU,
884
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:54,686
MAYBE YOU CAN MEET ME
AT THE SHOWROOM.
885
00:41:54,686 --> 00:41:57,602
IF MAMA DOESN'T NEED ME,
I'LL BE THERE.
886
00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:01,170
OK.
887
00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:06,524
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.
888
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,830
I'M NEVER GOING
TO GET MARRIED.
889
00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:10,528
YOU WAIT, YOU SEE.
890
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,442
YOU'LL GET MARRIED,
HAVE KIDS,
891
00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:13,879
HAVE A HAPPY LIFE.
892
00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:16,621
DON'T EAT
TOO MUCH BUTTER THOUGH.
893
00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:19,537
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D
REALLY LIKE TO DO?
894
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,712
KILL SOMEONE.
895
00:42:20,712 --> 00:42:21,713
WHAT?
896
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:23,105
CALMLY PLAN A MURDER.
897
00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:24,716
CHOOSE THE VICTIM.
898
00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:26,195
MAYBE EVEN
SOMEONE POLITICAL--
899
00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:30,243
SO I COULD DO THE WORLD
SOME GOOD, YOU KNOW.
900
00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:33,725
I'D HAVE
TO THINK ABOUT IT
FOR A FEW YEARS.
901
00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:36,205
IT'S NO DUMBER
THAN GETTING MARRIED
902
00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:38,425
AND GOING TO WORK
EVERY DAY.
903
00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:40,601
IT MUST BE MORE FUN.
904
00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:44,387
NO NOS SPOSTATO.
905
00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:48,740
MR. ZEE, I'M GOING
TO BE A LITTLE LATE
GETTING BACK.
906
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:51,743
IT'S HARD
TO RUSH A FUNERAL.
907
00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:53,614
AS SOON AS I CAN.
908
00:42:58,924 --> 00:43:00,839
WHAT TOOK YOU
SO LONG?
909
00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:01,970
GET IN.
910
00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:05,278
I THINK YOU FORGOT
TO SAY PLEASE.
911
00:43:05,278 --> 00:43:08,281
JUST GET IN THE CAR,
WILL YOU?
912
00:43:08,281 --> 00:43:09,761
OH, YOU'RE SO MANLY.
913
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:19,205
THERE. UH,
THERE'S MY WIFE.
914
00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:22,817
WE WERE MARRIED
35 YEARS.
915
00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:25,646
SHE NEVER ONCE
RAISED HER VOICE
TO ME.
916
00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:31,521
SO THEN YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO LOSE SOMEONE?
917
00:43:31,521 --> 00:43:33,349
SHE WENT
IN THE HOSPITAL
918
00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:35,090
TO HAVE
A BOIL REMOVED.
919
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,744
NEVER CAME OUT.
920
00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:39,573
I MOVED UPSTATE,
BOUGHT SOME
GAS STATIONS.
921
00:43:39,573 --> 00:43:41,183
I DID
QUITE WELL,
922
00:43:41,183 --> 00:43:45,231
BUT I'VE HAD
TO LEARN TO LIVE
WITH LONELINESS.
923
00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:46,798
LIFE IS THAT WAY.
924
00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:48,190
WHO CAN EXPLAIN IT?
925
00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:50,236
I THOUGHT PHIL AND I
926
00:43:50,236 --> 00:43:53,413
WOULD SHARE THE REST
OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER.
927
00:43:53,413 --> 00:43:55,502
NOW ALL I HAVE LEFT
928
00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:58,853
IS HIS SHARE
OF THE GARBAGE COMPANY.
929
00:43:58,853 --> 00:44:02,814
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
WITH A GARBAGE COMPANY?
930
00:44:02,814 --> 00:44:05,686
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT BUSINESS.
931
00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:10,691
PERHAPS YOU
WOULD BE INTERESTED
IN BUYING ME OUT?
932
00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:15,478
WELL, MAYBE I COULD
GIVE YOU SOMETHING
933
00:44:15,478 --> 00:44:18,612
FOR YOUR PART
OF THE BUSINESS.
934
00:44:18,612 --> 00:44:19,918
SOMETHING?
935
00:44:19,918 --> 00:44:22,094
WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD
OF SOMETHING
936
00:44:22,094 --> 00:44:23,922
WOULD WE
BE TALKING ABOUT?
937
00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:33,018
WILL YOU BE
ALL RIGHT?
938
00:44:33,018 --> 00:44:34,541
BYE, MOM.
939
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:37,544
SEE YOU IN THE CITY.
I'M TAKING MITCHIE.
940
00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:40,460
RIDING THAT THING'S
NOT GOOD FOR HIS GONADS.
941
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,679
MY SYMPATHIES,
MARIA.
942
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:42,854
BYE.
943
00:44:44,029 --> 00:44:45,726
BYE, LARRY.
THANK YOU.
944
00:44:45,726 --> 00:44:46,814
BYE-BYE.
945
00:44:46,814 --> 00:44:48,424
ARE YOU COMING, MARIA?
946
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,184
WHY ARE WE HERE?
947
00:45:09,184 --> 00:45:12,057
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE TAKING ME HOME.
948
00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:14,189
DO YOU
WANT TO GO HOME?
949
00:45:14,189 --> 00:45:17,149
NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WONDERED.
950
00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:18,890
WHAT WERE
YOU SINGING?
951
00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:21,022
I WASN'T SINGING.
952
00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:24,634
YOU JUST THOUGHT
I COULDN'T HEAR
OVER THE ENGINE.
953
00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:26,593
YOU DON'T CRY
AT WEDDINGS,
954
00:45:26,593 --> 00:45:28,638
BUT YOU SING
AT FUNERALS.
955
00:45:28,638 --> 00:45:30,945
YOU TOLD ME
YOU WEREN'T
INTERESTING.
956
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,207
I'M NOT.
957
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:33,905
WHAT WERE
YOU SINGING?
958
00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:36,037
I DON'T SING
FOR PEOPLE.
959
00:45:36,037 --> 00:45:37,169
IT'S PRIVATE.
960
00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:38,213
OH.
961
00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:41,129
WELL, HUM
A FEW BARS THEN.
962
00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:43,001
[HUMS]
963
00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:46,787
WELL, WHAT SONG
IS THAT?
964
00:45:47,919 --> 00:45:49,094
[HUMS]
965
00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:50,356
[HUMS]
966
00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:52,924
BOY, I STILL
HAVE NO IDEA.
967
00:45:52,924 --> 00:45:55,361
IT'S A BEATLES SONG.
NOW GUESS.
968
00:45:55,361 --> 00:45:57,363
THAT TUNE HAS
NO RESEMBLANCE
969
00:45:57,363 --> 00:46:00,453
TO ANY SONG
THE BEATLES
EVER RECORDED.
970
00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:02,934
IT'S THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD.
971
00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:05,632
OH, NO. NO, THAT
GOES MORE LIKE...
972
00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:06,851
[HUMS]
973
00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:11,769
YOU'RE WORSE
THAN I AM.
974
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:14,684
ARE YOU GOING
TO PUSH ME OFF?
975
00:46:14,684 --> 00:46:16,643
I THOUGHT
YOU TRUSTED ME.
976
00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:18,340
HOLD ONTO
MY SHOULDERS.
977
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,951
PUSH.
PUSH AGAINST ME.
978
00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:21,691
OH! ISN'T
THAT EXCITING?
979
00:46:21,691 --> 00:46:23,606
I GUESS SO.
980
00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:27,262
COME HERE.
981
00:46:30,265 --> 00:46:31,963
♪ TA-DA ♪
982
00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:33,312
MY BOAT.
983
00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:34,835
IT'S GREAT.
984
00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:37,272
I MEAN,
IT COULD BE GREAT.
985
00:46:37,272 --> 00:46:39,971
SHECOULD.ALWAYS REFER
TO BOATS AS FEMALE.
986
00:46:39,971 --> 00:46:41,494
WHY?
987
00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:44,497
I GUESS IF YOU'RE
SOME SAILOR AT SEA,
988
00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:46,978
YOU NEED TO USE
YOUR IMAGINATION.
989
00:46:46,978 --> 00:46:49,981
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH SHE?
990
00:46:49,981 --> 00:46:51,983
I'M GOING
TO FIX HER UP
991
00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:54,420
AND SAIL OFF
INTO THE SUNSET.
992
00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:57,379
YOU HAVE A RICH
FANTASY LIFE,
DON'T YOU?
993
00:46:57,379 --> 00:46:58,990
UH-HUH.
994
00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:00,905
DON'T YOU
HAVE FANTASIES?
995
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:03,168
I DO,
BUT THEY'RE PRIVATE.
996
00:47:03,168 --> 00:47:05,823
I DON'T TELL THEM
TO ANYBODY.
997
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,825
NOT EVEN
A DANCE TEACHER?
998
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,218
YOU'RE NOT JUST
A DANCE TEACHER.
999
00:47:10,218 --> 00:47:11,698
I CAN'T
FIGURE IT OUT
WHAT YOU ARE.
1000
00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:14,048
ISN'T THAT
WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS--
1001
00:47:14,048 --> 00:47:16,442
A SMOOTH-SAILING LIFE?
1002
00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:19,227
YOU CAN ACHIEVE THAT
ON A DANCE FLOOR
1003
00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:20,533
OR THE WATER.
1004
00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:24,450
LOOK HOW LOVELY.
1005
00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:25,668
HMM.
1006
00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:31,936
THAT ONE WOULD
LOOK GREAT ON YOU.
1007
00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:33,894
TOM HATES ME IN HATS.
1008
00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:36,288
THEN I'LL BUY IT
FOR YOU.
1009
00:47:36,288 --> 00:47:38,029
NO.
1010
00:47:38,029 --> 00:47:41,771
BUT THE LOOK
ON TOM'S FACE...
1011
00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:44,644
WE'LL TAKE THAT ONE
RIGHT THERE.
1012
00:47:44,644 --> 00:47:48,039
WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE
HATE YOU TO WEAR?
1013
00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:49,736
BOXER SHORTS.
1014
00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:51,825
SHE DOESN'T THINK
THEY'RE SEXY.
1015
00:47:51,825 --> 00:47:53,871
OH, I THINK
THEY'RE VERY SEXY.
1016
00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:57,787
WE'RE GOING
TO BE SO BAD.
1017
00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:04,838
HEY. I GOT HIM.
1018
00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:07,232
HE'S GOING TO BUY.
325 LOADED--
1019
00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:08,755
CHROME WHEELS,
TINTED GLASS,
1020
00:48:08,755 --> 00:48:10,278
ALARM, PHONE,
WOOL CARPETS.
1021
00:48:10,278 --> 00:48:14,848
TWO MORE BEEMERS,
AND I WIN
THE TRIP TO VEGAS.
1022
00:48:19,853 --> 00:48:21,202
I DON'T LIKE IT.
1023
00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:30,603
HI.
1024
00:48:30,603 --> 00:48:31,865
HI.
1025
00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:35,086
LISTEN.
1026
00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:37,088
THE BEAUTY
OF THE SUBARU
1027
00:48:37,088 --> 00:48:40,091
IS THAT IT IS
SO COST-EFFICIENT
1028
00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:42,093
THAT YOU COULD TALK HIM
1029
00:48:42,093 --> 00:48:45,226
INTO ONE FOR HIM
AND ONE FOR YOURSELF.
1030
00:48:45,226 --> 00:48:46,749
DO THIS.
1031
00:48:46,749 --> 00:48:50,753
LET ME TAKE YOU
FOR A TEST DRIVE.
1032
00:49:10,686 --> 00:49:12,688
HI.
1033
00:49:12,688 --> 00:49:14,690
THIS WAY.
NOW SEE THERE?
1034
00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:17,345
WON'T IT GO OUT
FURTHER THAT WAY?
1035
00:49:17,345 --> 00:49:18,912
YEAH.
1036
00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:20,870
THAT'S GOOD. YOU'RE
REALLY DOING THAT WELL.
1037
00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:23,612
I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
1038
00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:25,266
I'M WITH A CUSTOMER.
1039
00:49:25,266 --> 00:49:27,877
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN A MAKEOVER,
1040
00:49:27,877 --> 00:49:29,270
WAIT YOUR TURN.
1041
00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:30,793
TRY THE DUSTY ROSE.
1042
00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:32,230
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
1043
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:33,840
SO IS MY CAREER.
1044
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,146
TISH.
1045
00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:37,887
I'M WITH A CUSTOMER.
1046
00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:41,804
THAT--THAT WORKS.
1047
00:49:41,804 --> 00:49:42,936
YEAH?
1048
00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,894
YEAH. THAT
DEFINITELY WORKS.
1049
00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:48,159
YOUR HUSBAND IS
HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH MY WIFE.
1050
00:49:50,248 --> 00:49:52,598
YOU ARE INSANE.
1051
00:49:52,598 --> 00:49:56,167
IF I HAD ANY IDEA
HOW INSANE YOU WERE,
1052
00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:59,126
I'D NEVER HAVE LET YOU
START WITH ME.
1053
00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:00,301
WHAT?
1054
00:50:00,301 --> 00:50:02,521
YOU SEDUCED ME.
1055
00:50:04,523 --> 00:50:05,785
I'M SORRY.
1056
00:50:05,785 --> 00:50:08,048
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1057
00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,658
TAKE YOUR TIME, HONEY.
1058
00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:16,926
YOUR OPINION OF LARRY
IS A TRIBUTE
1059
00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:19,233
TO YOUR INSENSITIVITY
TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS.
1060
00:50:19,233 --> 00:50:21,931
LARRY WOULD
NEVER HAVE SEX
1061
00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:23,846
WITH SOMEONE
LIKE YOUR WIFE.
1062
00:50:23,846 --> 00:50:25,805
I'M NOT
WORRIED ABOUT SEX.
1063
00:50:25,805 --> 00:50:28,199
I'M WORRIED ABOUT THEM
HAVING A RELATIONSHIP.
1064
00:50:28,199 --> 00:50:30,375
YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE.
1065
00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:33,378
AND YOU ARE JEOPARDIZING
MY NEW JOB HERE
1066
00:50:33,378 --> 00:50:36,337
AS ASSISTANT MANAGER
OF THIS DEPARTMENT.
1067
00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:39,471
SO IF YOU'D LIKE
A PRIVATE CONSULTATION,
1068
00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:41,473
PLEASE CALL
FOR AN APPOINTMENT.
1069
00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:44,171
AND IF YOU EVER COME HERE
AND UPSET ME AGAIN,
1070
00:50:44,171 --> 00:50:46,173
I'LL HAVE
THE SECURITY GUARDS
1071
00:50:46,173 --> 00:50:48,393
THROW YOU
OUT OF THE STORE.
1072
00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:51,744
NOW WHERE WERE WE?
1073
00:50:51,744 --> 00:50:52,832
MAKING
THE LIPS FULLER.
1074
00:50:52,832 --> 00:50:54,529
YES.
1075
00:50:54,529 --> 00:50:57,010
I BURNED
HER UNDERWEAR.
SO WHAT?
1076
00:50:57,010 --> 00:50:59,056
HE'S SICK.
HE'S A BEAST.
1077
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:01,971
HOW CAN I GO ANYWHERE
LOOKING LIKE THIS?
1078
00:51:01,971 --> 00:51:05,149
IN SOME COUNTRIES,
BALD IS CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE.
1079
00:51:05,149 --> 00:51:06,802
I WANT A DIVORCE.
1080
00:51:06,802 --> 00:51:09,805
HER AND
THAT LOWLIFE AREN'T
GETTING A DIME.
1081
00:51:09,805 --> 00:51:11,459
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
1082
00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:13,896
I'M SORRY, FOLKS,
BUT WE'RE LATE.
1083
00:51:13,896 --> 00:51:17,030
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOUR JOB WAS
SO DANGEROUS.
1084
00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:18,597
WHY ARE WE RUNNING?
1085
00:51:18,597 --> 00:51:20,033
HOW ABOUT LUNCH?
1086
00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:21,556
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
1087
00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:23,384
GOOD.
1088
00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:31,610
FISH MUST BE
SO HAPPY.
1089
00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:33,090
THEY MUST BE.
1090
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,354
THEY HAVE MATING RITUALS
LIKE ITALIAN OPERAS.
1091
00:51:36,354 --> 00:51:39,270
THIS WAS SUCH
A GREAT IDEA.
1092
00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:40,706
LET'S CALL IN SICK.
1093
00:51:40,706 --> 00:51:42,621
MAGGIE CAN
TAKE MY CLASSES.
1094
00:51:42,621 --> 00:51:44,623
I CAN'T
CALL IN SICK.
1095
00:51:44,623 --> 00:51:46,320
THEN CALL IN WELL.
1096
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,713
THE DAY'S
TOO BEAUTIFUL
1097
00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:50,237
TO TAKE NOTES
ON PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS.
1098
00:51:50,237 --> 00:51:51,630
I'LL CALL FOR YOU.
1099
00:51:51,630 --> 00:51:53,414
I'LL CALL FOR MYSELF.
1100
00:51:58,332 --> 00:52:00,726
IF THE LAKE
SWALLOWED ME UP,
1101
00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:03,511
I WOULD DIE
A HAPPY MAN.
1102
00:52:03,511 --> 00:52:05,470
IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME
1103
00:52:05,470 --> 00:52:07,341
SINCE I'VE BEEN
THIS HAPPY.
1104
00:52:08,951 --> 00:52:10,475
IS IT JUST ME,
1105
00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:13,913
OR DO YOU ALSO HAVE THIS
UNCONTROLLABLE DESIRE
1106
00:52:13,913 --> 00:52:16,002
TO PUT OUR LIPS TOGETHER?
1107
00:52:19,571 --> 00:52:21,399
WE CAN'T.
1108
00:52:21,399 --> 00:52:22,530
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1109
00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:24,793
WE CAN'T.
1110
00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:26,491
WHY CAN'T WE?
1111
00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:32,105
HAVE YOU EVER
CHEATED ON TISH?
1112
00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:33,889
ONCE.
1113
00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:35,630
IN MONOPOLY.
1114
00:52:35,630 --> 00:52:37,632
I STOLE
HER GOOD PROPERTIES
1115
00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:40,505
WHILE SHE WAS
DOING HER NAILS.
1116
00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:41,941
HOW ABOUT YOU?
1117
00:52:41,941 --> 00:52:43,116
A CATHOLIC
SCHOOLGIRL?
1118
00:52:43,116 --> 00:52:44,161
YEAH.
1119
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,292
NO.
1120
00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:49,166
WHAT WILL
HAPPEN TO US?
1121
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,690
WELL,
WE COULD BE LOVERS,
1122
00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:53,735
OR WE
COULD BE FRIENDS.
1123
00:52:53,735 --> 00:52:55,998
WE ARE FRIENDS.
1124
00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:58,087
IF WE'RE LOVERS,
1125
00:52:58,087 --> 00:52:59,524
WE HAVE TO LIE.
1126
00:52:59,524 --> 00:53:02,527
I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO THAT.
1127
00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:04,050
YEAH. ME EITHER.
1128
00:53:05,138 --> 00:53:07,227
WE COULD MAKE LOVE ONCE
1129
00:53:07,227 --> 00:53:09,403
AND NEVER
SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN.
1130
00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:17,411
FRIENDS, THEN.
1131
00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:20,022
VERY
SPECIAL FRIENDS.
1132
00:53:20,022 --> 00:53:22,851
TOM AND TISH WILL BE
INSANE WITH JEALOUSY.
1133
00:53:22,851 --> 00:53:24,026
SO WHAT?
1134
00:53:24,026 --> 00:53:25,245
WHO CARES?
1135
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:27,204
WE'RE GOING
TO BE INNOCENT.
1136
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:29,293
WE'LL BE
THIS GREAT COUPLE.
1137
00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:32,557
WE'LL BE
IN THE GUINNESS
BOOK OF RECORDS.
1138
00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:34,559
"20 YEARS,"
PEOPLE WILL SAY,
1139
00:53:34,559 --> 00:53:36,648
"AND THEY
NEVER HAD SEX."
1140
00:53:36,648 --> 00:53:39,128
"YOU'RE KIDDING ME."
"NO. IT'S TRUE."
1141
00:53:39,128 --> 00:53:41,566
AND ALL THOSE YEARS,
1142
00:53:41,566 --> 00:53:44,569
I'LL BE DREAMING
OF KISSING YOU.
1143
00:53:44,569 --> 00:53:47,136
WITH TONGUE
OR WITHOUT?
1144
00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:50,227
HOW ABOUT JUST ONE?
1145
00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:52,751
FRIENDS.
1146
00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:54,753
REMEMBER.
1147
00:53:54,753 --> 00:53:57,408
WHAT DO YOU DO
ON WEEKENDS?
1148
00:53:57,408 --> 00:54:00,802
I SPEND AS MUCH TIME
AS POSSIBLE WITH CHLOE.
1149
00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:03,762
TOM LOVES
TO GO TO RESTAURANTS
HE CANNOT AFFORD,
1150
00:54:03,762 --> 00:54:05,372
THEN COMPLAINS
ALL THROUGH DINNER.
1151
00:54:05,372 --> 00:54:06,547
BYE.
1152
00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:07,679
BYE.
1153
00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:10,769
HEY!
1154
00:54:10,769 --> 00:54:13,685
LET'S
PRETEND TO MEET
AT A RESTAURANT.
1155
00:54:16,601 --> 00:54:18,211
SATURDAY NIGHT?
1156
00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:19,952
I'LL BRING MY FATHER.
1157
00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:24,217
MARIO'S. 9:00.
1158
00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:29,309
DID YOU
LET IT BREATHE?
1159
00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:32,225
SIR, I PERSONALLY
GAVE IT MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.
1160
00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,798
EXCELLENT.
1161
00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:42,279
DOES ANYONE
EVER SEND IT BACK?
1162
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:44,281
NOT THE HOUSE WINE, SIR.
1163
00:54:54,595 --> 00:54:56,118
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
1164
00:54:57,381 --> 00:54:58,643
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
1165
00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:00,079
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
1166
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:01,341
HI.
1167
00:55:01,341 --> 00:55:02,908
COME JOIN US.
1168
00:55:02,908 --> 00:55:04,649
YES. BY ALL MEANS.
1169
00:55:04,649 --> 00:55:06,651
REALLY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1170
00:55:06,651 --> 00:55:08,914
YEAH.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
1171
00:55:12,483 --> 00:55:14,963
I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO COME HERE.
1172
00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:16,965
WHAT ARE THOSE,
CHILDREN'S PORTIONS?
1173
00:55:16,965 --> 00:55:19,881
THE FLOWERS ARE
BIGGER THAN THE FOOD.
1174
00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:22,231
COULD WE GET
MORE WINE HERE?
1175
00:55:22,231 --> 00:55:25,757
LOOK AT ALL THESE
SELF-SATISFIED PIGS
STUFFING THEMSELVES.
1176
00:55:25,757 --> 00:55:27,280
PEOPLE ARE STARVING.
1177
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,629
MITCH.
1178
00:55:28,629 --> 00:55:31,023
I WISH SOMEONE
WITH AN UZI
1179
00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:33,504
WOULD COME TAKE
ALL THIS JEWELRY.
1180
00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:36,681
THEY'RE JUST SYMBOLS
OF A SICK SOCIETY.
1181
00:55:36,681 --> 00:55:39,684
I PUMPED GAS
AT YOUR AGE.
1182
00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:41,686
NOW I OWN
A STRING OF STATIONS.
1183
00:55:41,686 --> 00:55:43,862
THAT ONLY HAPPENS
IN THIS SOCIETY.
1184
00:55:43,862 --> 00:55:45,951
PLEASE MAKE THEM
STOP, LARRY.
1185
00:55:45,951 --> 00:55:47,996
EVERYBODY'S ENTITLED
TO THEIR OPINION.
1186
00:55:47,996 --> 00:55:49,476
RIGHT, EDIE?
1187
00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:52,349
YES, AS LONG AS THEY
AGREE WITH MINE.
1188
00:55:59,181 --> 00:56:01,358
SO HOW'S THIS WINE, VINCE?
1189
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:04,317
I'D RATHER HAVE
A CASE OF THE CLAP
1190
00:56:04,317 --> 00:56:06,275
THAN A CASE
OF THIS WINE.
1191
00:56:06,275 --> 00:56:07,581
OH, BOY.
1192
00:56:08,756 --> 00:56:10,541
SEE THESE PRICES HERE?
1193
00:56:10,541 --> 00:56:14,066
PHIL WOULD HAVE
WANTED YOU
TO TAKE US OUT.
1194
00:56:14,066 --> 00:56:18,375
PHIL WOULD HAVE WANTED
YOU AND ME TO SPLIT IT.
1195
00:56:21,029 --> 00:56:22,596
TO PHIL.
1196
00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:23,728
YEAH.
1197
00:56:23,728 --> 00:56:24,903
TO PHIL.
1198
00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:26,121
TO PHIL.
1199
00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:35,827
EXCUSE ME.
1200
00:56:37,785 --> 00:56:39,178
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
1201
00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:40,745
I DON'T KNOW.
1202
00:56:40,745 --> 00:56:42,224
I WILL GO.
1203
00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:44,401
NO, MAMA. I'LL GO.
1204
00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:53,235
[SOBBING]
1205
00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:57,196
TISH?
1206
00:56:58,676 --> 00:56:59,851
OPEN UP.
1207
00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:01,418
GO AWAY.
1208
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,420
COME ON. LET ME IN.
1209
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,639
PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
1210
00:57:09,817 --> 00:57:11,602
TISH?
1211
00:57:11,602 --> 00:57:15,083
YOU BOUGHT HIM THOSE
TERRIBLE BOXER SHORTS,
DIDN'T YOU?
1212
00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:16,694
I DIDN'T
MEAN ANYTHING.
1213
00:57:16,694 --> 00:57:18,696
IT WAS
JUST A JOKE.
1214
00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:21,873
TOM SAID YOU WERE
HAVING AN AFFAIR,
1215
00:57:21,873 --> 00:57:23,918
BUT I
DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM
1216
00:57:23,918 --> 00:57:26,791
UNTIL I SAW
HOW YOU LOOKED
AT EACH OTHER.
1217
00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:29,271
WE'RE NOT
HAVING AN AFFAIR.
1218
00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:30,969
WE'VE BEEN
PLAYING A GAME
1219
00:57:30,969 --> 00:57:33,928
TO GET BACK
AT YOU AND TOM.
1220
00:57:33,928 --> 00:57:35,930
IT'S
JUST GONE TOO FAR.
1221
00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:37,497
I'M SORRY.
1222
00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:38,846
SHE'S SO NICE.
1223
00:57:40,152 --> 00:57:41,806
SHE'S SO NICE.
1224
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,463
TISH.
1225
00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:50,554
GO GET US
SOME ICE CREAM.
1226
00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:52,599
I DON'T WANT
TO MISS ANYTHING.
1227
00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:55,167
PLEASE GET SOME
ICE CREAM, MITCHIE.
1228
00:57:58,518 --> 00:57:59,563
TISH.
1229
00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:01,173
TISH, WAIT A MINUTE.
1230
00:58:01,173 --> 00:58:02,522
SON.
1231
00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:03,915
WHAT?
1232
00:58:03,915 --> 00:58:05,830
ARE YOU
BEDDING THAT WOMAN?
1233
00:58:05,830 --> 00:58:07,048
TISH?
1234
00:58:07,048 --> 00:58:09,442
NO, THE OTHER ONE.
MARIA.
1235
00:58:09,442 --> 00:58:10,835
NO, POP, I'M NOT.
1236
00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:13,881
YOU SURE ACT LIKE IT,
BOTH OF YOU.
1237
00:58:13,881 --> 00:58:15,492
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
1238
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:17,885
THEN GET YOUR HOUSE
IN ORDER.
1239
00:58:17,885 --> 00:58:20,845
POP, IF YOU DON'T
STOP BOSSING
PEOPLE AROUND...
1240
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:23,761
THAT TALL BUILDING
OVER THERE'S
CALLED A HILTON.
1241
00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:24,936
TISH.
1242
00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:28,200
TISH. COME ON, SWEETHEART.
1243
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,680
TISH, COME ON.
1244
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,596
YOU'RE MAKING A BIG DEAL
OUT OF NOTHING.
1245
00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:34,206
TISH, OPEN UP.
1246
00:58:34,206 --> 00:58:36,643
COME ON, SWEETHEART.
1247
00:58:36,643 --> 00:58:39,559
YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING
STUPID IN THERE, ARE YOU?
1248
00:58:41,648 --> 00:58:43,998
OH. HI.
1249
00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:49,177
WE HAVEN'T
SEEN THIS OUTFIT
FOR A WHILE.
1250
00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:53,442
YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT THIS?
1251
00:58:53,442 --> 00:58:55,357
I GUESS NOT.
1252
00:58:55,357 --> 00:58:57,359
[DOOR OPENS]
1253
00:58:57,359 --> 00:58:59,623
PHIL? OH, GOD.
1254
00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:01,799
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1255
00:59:01,799 --> 00:59:02,974
HMM?
1256
00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:05,890
WHAT?
1257
00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:07,544
OH.
1258
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:10,416
YOU THINK
I'M TOO YOUNG
TO TALK ABOUT SEX?
1259
00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:12,461
YOU KNOW,
I'VE HAD SEX.
1260
00:59:12,461 --> 00:59:13,985
YEAH.
SURE YOU HAVE.
1261
00:59:13,985 --> 00:59:15,029
I HAVE.
1262
00:59:15,029 --> 00:59:17,118
SHE WAS 300 POUNDS.
1263
00:59:17,118 --> 00:59:20,121
AND WHEN I WAS
ON TOP OF HER,
1264
00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:23,124
MY ARMS AND LEGS
DIDN'T TOUCH
THE BED.
1265
00:59:23,124 --> 00:59:26,171
WHEN SHE BREATHED,
I FLEW UP AND DOWN
1266
00:59:26,171 --> 00:59:27,825
LIKE ON
A TRAMPOLINE.
1267
00:59:27,825 --> 00:59:30,349
WHY DO YOU MAKE UP
ALL THIS NONSENSE?
1268
00:59:30,349 --> 00:59:32,177
I'M A MULTIMEDIA
ARTIST.
1269
00:59:32,177 --> 00:59:35,093
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
I MAKE UP NONSENSE.
1270
00:59:39,053 --> 00:59:41,012
DO YOU
STILL HAVE SEX?
1271
00:59:41,012 --> 00:59:42,666
RARELY.
1272
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,407
DO YOU MISS IT?
1273
00:59:45,407 --> 00:59:47,409
YEAH. OH, GOD.
1274
00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:49,411
WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE IT?
1275
00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:54,939
I'VE JUST BEEN
THINKING THE SAME THING.
1276
00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:00,814
[WEDDING MARCHCHIMES]
1277
01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:13,087
SMILE. GOOD.
1278
01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:14,654
WELCOME
TO WEDDINGLAND.
1279
01:00:14,654 --> 01:00:17,614
AND WHICH JOYOUS EVENT
WILL YOU BE ATTENDING?
1280
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,137
UH, KOZINSKI.
1281
01:00:19,137 --> 01:00:20,617
THE CRYSTAL GAZEBO.
1282
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,228
A RIGHT, THEN A LEFT.
1283
01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:25,796
DUSTY,
WILL YOU TAKE THEM?
1284
01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:29,756
MacINTOSH.
1285
01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:32,063
THE PINK ROSE CHAPEL.
1286
01:00:32,063 --> 01:00:34,413
♪ ISN'T IT ROMANTIC ♪
1287
01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:35,675
♪ MUSIC IN THE NIGHT ♪
1288
01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:38,156
♪ A DREAM
THAT CAN BE HEARD ♪
1289
01:00:38,156 --> 01:00:40,637
♪ ISN'T IT ROMANTIC ♪
1290
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:41,681
♪ MORNING SHADOWS
WRITE ♪
1291
01:00:41,681 --> 01:00:44,945
♪ THE OLDEST
MAGIC WORD ♪
1292
01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:48,470
♪ I HEAR
THE BREEZES PLAYING ♪
1293
01:00:48,470 --> 01:00:49,950
HEY, GOOD SHOT, MITCH.
1294
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:52,561
OK, TOGETHER AGAIN.
1295
01:00:52,561 --> 01:00:54,520
LET ME SEE THE GUT.
1296
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,914
NO X-RATED PICTURES,
YOU BAD BOY.
1297
01:00:56,914 --> 01:00:59,786
WEDDINGS ARE
JOYFUL OCCASIONS.
1298
01:00:59,786 --> 01:01:01,570
PAGAN RITUALS, OK?
1299
01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:03,398
HE'S GOT IT
UNDER CONTROL.
1300
01:01:03,398 --> 01:01:05,400
I HAD A GOOD SHOT.
1301
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,837
SHE'S STIFLING IT.
1302
01:01:06,837 --> 01:01:07,881
EDIE.
1303
01:01:07,881 --> 01:01:09,578
HOW ARE YOU?
1304
01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:12,146
IS THAT A DRESS
YOU WEAR
TO A WEDDING?
1305
01:01:12,146 --> 01:01:14,496
MY OWN DESIGN.
SEE YOU LATER.
1306
01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:16,498
BYE.
1307
01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:19,414
THAT'S A DRESS
FOR A HOOKER'S
WEDDING.
1308
01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:20,764
GOOD TO
SEE YOU AGAIN.
1309
01:01:20,764 --> 01:01:21,982
HI, VINCE.
1310
01:01:21,982 --> 01:01:23,636
SOFIA.
HOW DO YOU DO?
1311
01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:26,944
HOW ARE YOU?
1312
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:57,061
HOWDY.
1313
01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,453
HEY.
1314
01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:13,468
♪ A TIME FOR US ♪
1315
01:02:13,468 --> 01:02:15,688
♪ SOMEDAY THERE'LL BE ♪
1316
01:02:15,688 --> 01:02:17,559
♪ WHEN CHAINS ARE TORN ♪
1317
01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:19,736
AH!
1318
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:20,780
SPEAK UP.
1319
01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:22,782
IT'S TOO LOUD.
1320
01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:27,831
♪ A TIME
WHEN DREAMS DENY ♪
1321
01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:29,528
THAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL DRESS.
1322
01:02:29,528 --> 01:02:31,660
HERE'S LOOKING
AT YOU, KID.
1323
01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:33,532
WEDDINGS REALLY
TURN ME ON.
1324
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,928
OH, YEAH.
1325
01:02:37,928 --> 01:02:40,713
MUSIC GOING
ALL THE TIME.
1326
01:02:40,713 --> 01:02:42,280
I CAN'T LIVE
WITHOUT MUSIC.
1327
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,499
LOOK AT HER.
1328
01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:48,068
IT'S NOT ENOUGH
SHE KILLED
THE FIRST ONE.
1329
01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:51,419
NOW SHE'S OUT
TO KILL
THE BROTHER, TOO.
1330
01:02:51,419 --> 01:02:53,465
THE KISS OF DEATH.
1331
01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:57,643
YOU'RE A SIGHT
FOR SORE EYES.
1332
01:02:57,643 --> 01:02:59,645
YOU KNOW THAT,
DON'T YOU?
1333
01:02:59,645 --> 01:03:01,560
I'M AN OLD
LONELY WOMAN.
1334
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,040
MY LIFE IS OVER.
1335
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,956
I TRY TO BE A GOOD
GRANDMOTHER NOW.
1336
01:03:05,956 --> 01:03:08,001
I'M THINKING
OF MAKING JAM.
1337
01:03:08,001 --> 01:03:09,698
I LIKE YOUR SHOES.
1338
01:03:09,698 --> 01:03:12,832
IT SHOWS OFF YOUR
BUBBLEGUM TOES.
1339
01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:15,530
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
1340
01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:18,185
GIVING ME THAT CRAP
ABOUT BEING OLD.
1341
01:03:18,185 --> 01:03:21,667
♪ A WORLD OF SHINING HOPE
FOR YOU AND ME ♪
1342
01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,234
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1343
01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:27,281
WE'RE HAPPY TO BRING OUT
FOR THE FIRST DANCE
1344
01:03:27,281 --> 01:03:31,024
MR. AND MRS. DEAN KOZINSKI.
1345
01:03:31,024 --> 01:03:35,724
♪ SEE THE STONE
SET IN YOUR EYES ♪
1346
01:03:35,724 --> 01:03:40,468
♪ SEE THE THORN
TWIST IN YOUR SIDE ♪
1347
01:03:40,468 --> 01:03:42,427
♪ I'LL WAIT ♪
1348
01:03:42,427 --> 01:03:43,863
DANCE WITH ME.
1349
01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:44,864
SURE.
1350
01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:45,822
WHAT?
1351
01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:46,823
HUH?
1352
01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:48,476
SOMEBODY
DANCE WITH ME.
1353
01:03:48,476 --> 01:03:50,565
SURE. YEAH.
1354
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:51,915
WHAT ARE YOU--
1355
01:03:53,699 --> 01:03:54,874
SHIT.
1356
01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:57,355
♪ AND YOU GIVE ♪
1357
01:03:57,355 --> 01:03:59,748
♪ AND YOU GIVE ♪
1358
01:03:59,748 --> 01:04:04,623
♪ AND YOU
GIVE YOURSELF AWAY ♪
1359
01:04:04,623 --> 01:04:08,975
♪ WITH OR WITHOUT YOU ♪
1360
01:04:08,975 --> 01:04:12,587
♪ WITH OR WITHOUT YOU ♪
1361
01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:17,201
♪ I CAN'T LIVE ♪
1362
01:04:17,201 --> 01:04:20,857
♪ WITH OR WITHOUT YOU ♪
1363
01:04:23,076 --> 01:04:25,513
♪ AH ♪
1364
01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:27,559
GO DANCE
WITH YOUR WIFE.
1365
01:04:27,559 --> 01:04:32,346
♪ AH ♪
1366
01:04:32,346 --> 01:04:39,397
♪ AH ♪
1367
01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:43,880
♪ WITH OR WITHOUT YOU ♪
1368
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:48,536
♪ WITH OR WITHOUT YOU ♪
1369
01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:50,538
LET'S
GO FOR A WALK.
1370
01:04:50,538 --> 01:04:53,150
♪ I CAN'T LIVE ♪
1371
01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:57,067
♪ WITH OR WITHOUT YOU ♪
1372
01:04:57,067 --> 01:05:01,419
♪ WITH OR WITHOUT YOU ♪
1373
01:05:06,554 --> 01:05:08,992
THE MARRIAGE BUSINESS
IS SURE BOOMING.
1374
01:05:10,558 --> 01:05:11,908
BUSINESS IS RIGHT.
1375
01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:23,136
WOULD YOU
AND YOUR WIFE
LIKE SOME CAKE?
1376
01:05:23,136 --> 01:05:25,573
THANKS, BUT
SHE'S NOT MY WIFE.
1377
01:05:25,573 --> 01:05:28,576
THEN CAN I HAVE
YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
1378
01:05:28,576 --> 01:05:30,056
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
1379
01:05:30,056 --> 01:05:31,014
CONGRATULATIONS.
1380
01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:33,581
I'M KIDDING.
1381
01:05:33,581 --> 01:05:36,454
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE'D BE LIKE MARRIED?
1382
01:05:36,454 --> 01:05:37,498
HORRENDOUS.
1383
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:39,152
AWFUL.
1384
01:05:39,152 --> 01:05:41,763
OH, SURE. FIRST YOU'D
FIND ME WITTY, CHARMING,
1385
01:05:41,763 --> 01:05:45,332
LOVE THOSE CUTE SOUNDS
I MAKE IN THE MORNING.
1386
01:05:45,332 --> 01:05:46,812
THEN ABOUT THREE MONTHS,
1387
01:05:46,812 --> 01:05:50,337
YOU'D WANT TO KILL ME
BECAUSE I TALK TOO MUCH.
1388
01:05:50,337 --> 01:05:51,817
I LOVE OUR TALKS.
1389
01:05:51,817 --> 01:05:54,733
WE TALK NOW BECAUSE
WE'RE NOT MARRIED.
1390
01:05:57,127 --> 01:05:58,563
THEY'RE IN LOVE.
1391
01:05:58,563 --> 01:05:59,738
THEY'RE NOT.
1392
01:05:59,738 --> 01:06:01,174
THEY ARE,
1393
01:06:01,174 --> 01:06:03,394
AND IT'S OUR FAULT.
1394
01:06:03,394 --> 01:06:04,525
I'M OUT.
1395
01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:05,918
THEY'RE NOT IN LOVE.
1396
01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:06,963
HERE.
1397
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,356
HAVE SOME OF MINE.
1398
01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:12,446
WHY ARE YOU
BEING NICE, TO
MAKE THEM JEALOUS?
1399
01:06:12,446 --> 01:06:15,449
I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN NICE TO YOU.
1400
01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:16,668
NEVER.
1401
01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:19,627
THEN HOW COME
YOU HAD SEX WITH ME?
1402
01:06:19,627 --> 01:06:23,240
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING SOMEWHERE
WITH YOUR LIFE,
1403
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:26,678
BUT I'VE HAD CAUSE
TO RECONSIDER
MY FIRST OPINION.
1404
01:06:26,678 --> 01:06:29,637
YOU THINK I'M GOING
TO SELL SUBARUS FOREVER?
1405
01:06:29,637 --> 01:06:31,335
I HAVE DEEP THOUGHTS.
1406
01:06:31,335 --> 01:06:34,991
I JUST HAVE A HARD TIME
TALKING TO WOMEN.
1407
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,123
YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.
1408
01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:39,517
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
1409
01:06:40,953 --> 01:06:42,389
HOW?
1410
01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:45,001
I DON'T KNOW.
DIFFERENT.
1411
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,524
DIFFERENT
THAN MARIA.
1412
01:06:53,618 --> 01:06:54,793
MARIA'S...
1413
01:06:55,837 --> 01:06:57,404
TOO GOOD FOR ME.
1414
01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:01,278
IF LARRY GOT
A GOOD JOB
1415
01:07:01,278 --> 01:07:03,280
AND STOPPED PLAYING
THAT TRUMPET,
1416
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,890
I COULD BE HAPPY.
1417
01:07:04,890 --> 01:07:07,762
I WOULDN'T
BE ATTRACTED
TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
1418
01:07:07,762 --> 01:07:09,851
WHAT'S THAT MEAN,
"SOMEONE LIKE ME"?
1419
01:07:09,851 --> 01:07:11,549
♪ HI HO THE DERRY-O ♪
1420
01:07:11,549 --> 01:07:12,985
♪ THE BRIDE CUTS THE CAKE ♪
1421
01:07:12,985 --> 01:07:15,031
♪ THE BRIDE CUTS THE CAKE ♪
1422
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,684
♪ THE BRIDE CUTS THE CAKE ♪
1423
01:07:16,684 --> 01:07:19,035
HEY, BUDDY,
WHERE YOU BEEN, HUH?
1424
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,080
WHERE THE HELL'S
MY WIFE?
1425
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,690
I DON'T KNOW.
1426
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,083
HAVE YOU
SEEN MARIA?
1427
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,693
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HER.
1428
01:07:25,693 --> 01:07:28,174
COME WATCH THEM
CUT THE CAKE.
1429
01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:30,611
SOMEBODY STOP HIM.
STOP HIM!
1430
01:07:39,272 --> 01:07:40,969
MAMA, THE CAKE.
1431
01:07:40,969 --> 01:07:43,015
I KNOW. I KNOW.
1432
01:07:43,015 --> 01:07:44,016
GO STRAIGHT.
1433
01:07:44,016 --> 01:07:45,496
MAMA, OPEN THE DOOR.
1434
01:07:45,496 --> 01:07:46,975
YOU GO STRAIGHT.
1435
01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:01,642
SWEETHEART, ARE
YOU GOING TO BE
SICK AGAIN?
1436
01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:02,904
UH-UH.
1437
01:08:02,904 --> 01:08:04,384
LIE STILL, DEAR.
1438
01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:07,518
I'LL GET
A HEFTY BAG.
1439
01:08:07,518 --> 01:08:09,520
CAN I CALL A CAB?
1440
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,088
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
TAKE MY CAR.
1441
01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,524
I'LL STAY HERE TONIGHT.
1442
01:08:13,524 --> 01:08:17,354
BRING IT BACK TOMORROW,
WITH A FULL TANK OF GAS.
1443
01:08:17,354 --> 01:08:19,530
I WILL
ON ONE CONDITION--
1444
01:08:19,530 --> 01:08:22,141
TO PICK YOU UP
FOR DINNER.
1445
01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:24,535
VINCE, WE ARE
NOT COMPATIBLE.
1446
01:08:24,535 --> 01:08:26,624
OH, COME ON, DINNER.
1447
01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:27,842
ON ME?
1448
01:08:30,323 --> 01:08:31,672
ALL RIGHT.
1449
01:08:31,672 --> 01:08:34,588
YOU'VE MADE
AN OLD MAN
VERY HAPPY.
1450
01:08:34,588 --> 01:08:36,199
YOU'RE NOT SO OLD.
1451
01:08:36,199 --> 01:08:38,114
AND I'M
NOT SO HAPPY.
1452
01:08:55,435 --> 01:08:56,958
HE'LL BE FINE.
1453
01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:59,831
THIS IS CRAZY.
WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.
1454
01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:01,398
THEY THINK WE HAVE.
1455
01:09:10,755 --> 01:09:12,278
WE HAVE TO STOP.
1456
01:09:12,278 --> 01:09:13,453
I KNOW.
1457
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:18,154
IT'S SO UNFAIR.
1458
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,981
YOU'VE BECOME
MY BEST FRIEND.
1459
01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:27,598
MARRIED MEN
AND WOMEN
ARE ONLY ALLOWED
1460
01:09:27,598 --> 01:09:30,470
TO BE CLOSE FRIENDS
IN LARGE GROUPS.
1461
01:09:34,605 --> 01:09:35,519
FOR TISH.
1462
01:09:35,519 --> 01:09:36,694
AH.
1463
01:09:43,614 --> 01:09:46,138
[CAR STARTS]
1464
01:09:46,138 --> 01:09:48,096
I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU.
1465
01:09:57,932 --> 01:09:59,630
MITCH, DON'T DO THAT.
1466
01:09:59,630 --> 01:10:01,197
IT'S SO COOL.
1467
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:03,155
JUST DON'T.
1468
01:10:03,155 --> 01:10:04,112
FEELING BETTER?
1469
01:10:04,112 --> 01:10:05,157
MMM.
1470
01:10:05,157 --> 01:10:07,594
DO YOU WANT ME
TO LEAVE?
1471
01:10:07,594 --> 01:10:09,466
NO.
1472
01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:12,512
I WILL
IF YOU WANT ME TO.
1473
01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:15,646
I'VE ALWAYS
LIKED YOU SO MUCH.
1474
01:10:15,646 --> 01:10:17,256
I LIKE YOU, TOO.
1475
01:10:18,866 --> 01:10:21,739
I WAS ALMOST UNFAITHFUL
TO YOUR FATHER ONCE.
1476
01:10:21,739 --> 01:10:23,741
I KNEW
THIS WAS COMING.
1477
01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:25,395
HE WAS A BARBER.
1478
01:10:25,395 --> 01:10:27,701
HE LOOKED
JUST LIKE JOHN FORSYTHE,
1479
01:10:27,701 --> 01:10:29,355
ONLY BALD.
1480
01:10:29,355 --> 01:10:30,791
AND ITALIAN.
1481
01:10:32,097 --> 01:10:34,012
I'M NOT SLEEPING
WITH LARRY.
1482
01:10:34,012 --> 01:10:35,666
YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT IT.
1483
01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:37,711
HE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.
1484
01:10:37,711 --> 01:10:39,670
WE TALK. WE WALK.
1485
01:10:39,670 --> 01:10:41,324
WHAT'S SO WRONG?
1486
01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:44,240
THAT WALK YOU'RE TAKING
IS RIGHT INTO QUICKSAND.
1487
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,677
I HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPY
WITH TOM.
1488
01:10:46,677 --> 01:10:49,027
WHO SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE HAPPY?
1489
01:10:49,027 --> 01:10:50,681
OH, EXCUSE ME.
1490
01:10:50,681 --> 01:10:54,032
I DARE TO WANT
TO BE HAPPY.
1491
01:10:54,032 --> 01:10:57,035
AS MY MOTHER, PACE
L'ANIMA SUA,USED TO DAY,
1492
01:10:57,035 --> 01:11:00,560
"PRIMO ALLA FAMIGLIA
E DOPO IL PIACERE."
1493
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,215
MY PROBLEMS AREN'T
ALWAYS SOLVED WITH PROVERBS.
1494
01:11:03,215 --> 01:11:05,609
YOU HAVE
A HOME AND CHILD.
1495
01:11:05,609 --> 01:11:07,045
AN UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND.
1496
01:11:07,045 --> 01:11:08,655
THAT MEANS HE'S STUPID.
1497
01:11:08,655 --> 01:11:12,529
I THINK
TOM, IN HIS OWN WAY,
WANTED TO GET CAUGHT
1498
01:11:12,529 --> 01:11:13,660
BECAUSE HE'S
UNHAPPY, TOO.
1499
01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:15,706
I WANT
TO ASK A QUESTION.
1500
01:11:15,706 --> 01:11:19,057
THEN I'LL SHUT UP
AND MIND MY OWN BUSINESS.
1501
01:11:19,057 --> 01:11:22,713
ARE YOU REALLY READY
TO CHANGE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
1502
01:11:22,713 --> 01:11:25,629
AND THE LIFE OF THOSE
CLOSE TO YOU
1503
01:11:25,629 --> 01:11:27,979
FOR A DANCE TEACHER?
1504
01:11:27,979 --> 01:11:30,286
UNTIL YOU ARE SURE,
1505
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:32,505
DON'T DO ANYTHING
YOU'LL REGRET.
1506
01:12:23,687 --> 01:12:24,862
SORRY.
1507
01:12:59,723 --> 01:13:01,202
DON'T MOVE!
1508
01:14:17,931 --> 01:14:19,063
OHH!
1509
01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:20,064
WHOA!
1510
01:14:20,064 --> 01:14:21,805
WHOA!
1511
01:14:21,805 --> 01:14:22,849
AAH!
1512
01:14:22,849 --> 01:14:24,024
AAH!
1513
01:14:28,594 --> 01:14:30,727
MOO.
1514
01:14:30,727 --> 01:14:33,817
YEAH. MOO.
1515
01:14:33,817 --> 01:14:36,210
MOO.
1516
01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:37,647
MOO.
1517
01:14:41,172 --> 01:14:43,522
OAK LANE?
1518
01:14:43,522 --> 01:14:44,958
ROUND THE BEND.
1519
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:47,570
ARE YOU HAPPY?
1520
01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:48,745
ABOUT WHAT?
1521
01:14:58,189 --> 01:15:01,584
WHAT WE'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN HERE IN THE GREENS
1522
01:15:01,584 --> 01:15:04,108
IS TO TRY TO FORM AND TO LAY OUT...
1523
01:15:04,108 --> 01:15:05,457
HELLO.
1524
01:15:05,457 --> 01:15:08,460
WE'D LIKE TO RENT
A COTTAGE, PLEASE.
1525
01:15:08,460 --> 01:15:10,331
FOR HOW LONG?
1526
01:15:12,116 --> 01:15:13,291
UH...
1527
01:15:14,466 --> 01:15:16,337
JUST FOR
THE AFTERNOON, THANKS.
1528
01:15:19,297 --> 01:15:20,516
IT'S NICE.
1529
01:15:37,881 --> 01:15:39,491
THE FIREPLACE WORKS.
1530
01:15:39,491 --> 01:15:42,450
NO ROOM SERVICE, BUT
THE CAFE NEARBY DELIVERS.
1531
01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:44,496
MENU'S BY THE PHONE.
1532
01:15:44,496 --> 01:15:47,368
OH, AND YES, THE PAINTINGS
ARE FOR SALE.
1533
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,112
WELL...
1534
01:15:52,112 --> 01:15:53,549
I LOVE IT.
1535
01:15:56,247 --> 01:15:58,858
NERVOUS?
1536
01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,120
MM-HMM.
1537
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:01,382
ME, TOO.
1538
01:16:14,308 --> 01:16:16,180
OH, SHIT!
1539
01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:17,485
WE BROKE THE LAMP.
1540
01:16:21,925 --> 01:16:25,755
I'VE WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT
MY ENTIRE LIFE!
1541
01:16:28,845 --> 01:16:30,673
OH, LOOK.
YOUR LIP'S BLEEDING.
1542
01:16:33,545 --> 01:16:35,112
I BIT MY LIP.
1543
01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:38,202
ROUND THREE.
1544
01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:50,796
WHAT'S THIS?
1545
01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:52,929
THEY'RE ALL YOURS, MITCHIE.
1546
01:17:52,929 --> 01:17:55,148
I'M GOING
FOR THE REAL THING.
1547
01:17:57,324 --> 01:17:59,500
♪ I'M A LOVE MAN ♪
1548
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:00,850
SAMURAI HAIR STYLIST.
1549
01:18:00,850 --> 01:18:01,894
YAAH!
1550
01:18:01,894 --> 01:18:03,330
HYAH!
1551
01:18:03,330 --> 01:18:06,072
I SURE HOPE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
1552
01:18:06,072 --> 01:18:07,030
♪ THAT'S WHAT
THEY CALL ME ♪
1553
01:18:07,030 --> 01:18:08,771
♪ I'M A LOVE MAN ♪
1554
01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:11,469
WHY AM I
LETTING YOU DO THIS?
1555
01:18:11,469 --> 01:18:13,993
♪ 6'1", WEIGHT 210 ♪
1556
01:18:13,993 --> 01:18:17,040
♪ LONG HAIR
AND PRETTY FAIR SKIN ♪
1557
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:20,173
♪ LONG LEGS,
AND I'M ALL OUT OF SIGHT ♪
1558
01:18:20,173 --> 01:18:22,698
♪ HEY, LITTLE GIRL,
I'M GOIN' TO TAKE YOU OUT ♪
1559
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,004
♪ 'CAUSE I'M A LOVE MAN ♪
1560
01:18:25,004 --> 01:18:26,005
♪ THAT'S WHAT
THEY CALL ME ♪
1561
01:18:26,005 --> 01:18:27,398
♪ I'M A LOVE MAN ♪
1562
01:18:29,966 --> 01:18:33,534
♪ MAKE LOVE TO YOU
IN THE MORNING, GIRL ♪
1563
01:18:33,534 --> 01:18:36,581
♪ MAKE LOVE TO YOU
AT NIGHT, NOW ♪
1564
01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:39,323
♪ MAKE LOVE TO YOU
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT ♪
1565
01:18:39,323 --> 01:18:41,586
♪ I WANNA MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ♪
1566
01:18:41,586 --> 01:18:44,589
♪ 'CAU-'CAU-'CAU-'CAU-
'CAUSE I'M A LOVE MAN ♪
1567
01:18:44,589 --> 01:18:47,940
♪ OOH, BABY,
I'M A LOVE MAN ♪
1568
01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:48,941
♪ THAT'S WHAT
THEY CALL ME ♪
1569
01:18:48,941 --> 01:18:51,030
♪ I'M A LOVE MAN ♪
1570
01:18:51,030 --> 01:18:53,467
♪ BABY, HERE COMES
THE LOVE MAN ♪
1571
01:18:55,556 --> 01:18:58,777
♪ 6'1", WEIGHT 210 ♪
1572
01:18:58,777 --> 01:19:02,085
♪ LONG HAIR
AND PRETTY FAIR SKIN... ♪
1573
01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:10,528
MANDARIN EGG ROLLS,
SHRIMP COCKTAIL,
1574
01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:11,921
TURKEY
CLUB SANDWICH,
1575
01:19:11,921 --> 01:19:13,923
AND LOX
WITH SCRAMBLED EGGS.
1576
01:19:13,923 --> 01:19:15,707
OH, AND
A CHOCOLATE CAKE.
1577
01:19:15,707 --> 01:19:16,882
OH, YEAH.
1578
01:19:16,882 --> 01:19:19,798
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1579
01:19:19,798 --> 01:19:20,756
FRENCH FRIES.
1580
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,366
OH, AND FRENCH FRIES.
1581
01:19:22,366 --> 01:19:23,715
LOTS OF KETCHUP.
1582
01:19:23,715 --> 01:19:25,369
LOTS OF KETCHUP.
1583
01:19:25,369 --> 01:19:26,805
DO YOU HAVE CHAMPAGNE?
1584
01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:28,024
OH, YEAH.
1585
01:19:28,024 --> 01:19:30,591
GREAT.
AND PLEASE HURRY.
1586
01:19:30,591 --> 01:19:31,767
THA-THANK YOU.
1587
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:35,727
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1588
01:19:35,727 --> 01:19:38,034
THAT WAS QUICK.
1589
01:19:38,034 --> 01:19:39,165
YES?
1590
01:19:39,165 --> 01:19:40,340
THE MAID.
1591
01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:43,343
WOULD YOU LIKE
THE BED TURNED DOWN?
1592
01:19:43,343 --> 01:19:44,692
UH, NO, THANK YOU.
1593
01:19:49,349 --> 01:19:51,874
I BETTER CALL HOME.
1594
01:19:51,874 --> 01:19:54,050
CLOSER.
1595
01:19:54,050 --> 01:19:56,139
CLOSER STILL.
1596
01:19:56,139 --> 01:19:58,054
AAH!
1597
01:19:58,054 --> 01:20:00,056
CLOSER STILL.
1598
01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:02,058
AAH!
1599
01:20:02,058 --> 01:20:03,320
...SER STILL.
1600
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,888
I'LL STAY
TILL TOM GETS HOME.
1601
01:20:05,888 --> 01:20:07,411
WHERE ARE YOU?
1602
01:20:07,411 --> 01:20:09,935
CAN I SPEAK
TO CHLOE, MAMA?
1603
01:20:12,633 --> 01:20:15,114
HI, SWEETHEART.
HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?
1604
01:20:16,855 --> 01:20:18,335
LEONARD PEARSON
SCRATCHED YOU?
1605
01:20:18,335 --> 01:20:19,945
BUT THIS IS AWFUL.
1606
01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,599
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1607
01:20:23,993 --> 01:20:27,300
I'M GOING TO BE HOME
A LITTLE LATE.
1608
01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:29,172
WHY?
1609
01:20:29,172 --> 01:20:31,174
BECAUSE I'M SEEING
SOME FRIENDS.
1610
01:20:31,174 --> 01:20:34,960
I'LL BE HOME
TO KISS YOU GOOD NIGHT.
1611
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,528
BE A GOOD GIRL
FOR DADDY.
1612
01:20:37,528 --> 01:20:39,051
I LOVE YOU.
1613
01:20:45,231 --> 01:20:48,060
I HAD TO LIE
TO MY DAUGHTER.
1614
01:21:48,642 --> 01:21:52,472
I'LL BET THIS
IS THE FIRST ONE
SHE EVER SOLD.
1615
01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:55,519
IT'S LATE.
1616
01:21:55,519 --> 01:21:57,434
I'M SORRY
I FELL ASLEEP.
1617
01:21:57,434 --> 01:21:59,305
I FELL ASLEEP, TOO.
1618
01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:02,569
DOES FALLING ASLEEP
MEAN WE'VE FINALLY
GOTTEN EACH OTHER
1619
01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:04,615
OUT OF OUR SYSTEM?
1620
01:22:04,615 --> 01:22:05,746
NO.
1621
01:22:05,746 --> 01:22:08,184
IT MEANS
WE WERE BOTH TIRED.
1622
01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:16,975
I'D BETTER GO.
1623
01:22:18,498 --> 01:22:20,109
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
1624
01:23:14,598 --> 01:23:15,860
[CREAKING]
1625
01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:49,676
YOUR OFFICE CALLED.
1626
01:23:49,676 --> 01:23:51,678
BECAUSE YOU
CALLED IN SICK,
1627
01:23:51,678 --> 01:23:53,941
THEY WONDERED
IF YOU WERE OK.
1628
01:23:53,941 --> 01:23:56,509
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1629
01:23:56,509 --> 01:23:57,728
TOM.
1630
01:23:57,728 --> 01:24:01,166
IF I HADN'T ACTED
LIKE AN IDIOT,
1631
01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:02,907
WOULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
1632
01:24:02,907 --> 01:24:05,040
YOU WERE
JUST BEING YOU.
1633
01:24:07,259 --> 01:24:10,132
SOMETIMES A MAN
THINKS HE HAS
TO PROVE HIMSELF
1634
01:24:10,132 --> 01:24:11,872
WITH LOTS OF WOMEN.
1635
01:24:11,872 --> 01:24:15,093
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR INFIDELITIES,
1636
01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:17,574
I WILL HAVE TO
LEAVE YOU FOREVER.
1637
01:24:27,323 --> 01:24:28,715
OH, UH...
1638
01:24:28,715 --> 01:24:31,675
CHLOE'S TEACHER
WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.
1639
01:24:40,988 --> 01:24:43,208
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM?
1640
01:24:47,473 --> 01:24:50,302
IF I AM,
I'LL GET OVER IT.
1641
01:24:50,302 --> 01:24:51,434
YEAH.
1642
01:24:53,523 --> 01:24:56,482
WE WERE IN LOVE
ONCE UPON A TIME.
1643
01:24:56,482 --> 01:24:57,744
WE GOT OVER IT.
1644
01:25:29,907 --> 01:25:31,474
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1645
01:25:33,737 --> 01:25:34,999
AW.
1646
01:25:37,349 --> 01:25:38,959
YEAH. YEAH.
1647
01:25:38,959 --> 01:25:41,527
YOU GO NEAR
MY WIFE AGAIN,
1648
01:25:41,527 --> 01:25:42,876
AND I'LL KILL YOU.
1649
01:25:56,194 --> 01:25:57,326
HEY, POP.
1650
01:25:57,326 --> 01:25:58,718
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1651
01:25:58,718 --> 01:26:02,635
MY BROTHER PHIL JUST
CALLED FROM THE GRAVE.
1652
01:26:02,635 --> 01:26:04,942
HE SAID
STAY AWAY FROM EDIE,
1653
01:26:04,942 --> 01:26:06,509
OR HE'D KILL ME.
1654
01:26:07,901 --> 01:26:09,512
YOU WERE DREAMING, POP.
1655
01:26:09,512 --> 01:26:10,817
NO.
1656
01:26:10,817 --> 01:26:14,386
BUT SHE DOESN'T
WANT ME ANYWAY.
1657
01:26:14,386 --> 01:26:16,301
DOESN'T THINK
WE'RE COMPATIBLE.
1658
01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:17,694
NO. DON'T DO THAT.
1659
01:26:17,694 --> 01:26:19,522
LET ME MAKE YOU BREAKFAST.
1660
01:26:24,048 --> 01:26:25,876
HI.
1661
01:26:25,876 --> 01:26:29,227
I'M NOT LEAVING
BECAUSE I'M ANGRY,
MAD, OR ANYTHING.
1662
01:26:29,227 --> 01:26:33,971
I WANT YOU TO BE
FREE TO MAKE UP
YOUR MIND.
1663
01:26:33,971 --> 01:26:35,407
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1664
01:26:35,407 --> 01:26:37,017
MY MOM'S.
1665
01:26:37,017 --> 01:26:40,673
I'LL HAVE THE REST
OF MY CLOTHES
PICKED UP.
1666
01:26:40,673 --> 01:26:42,675
YOUR MOTHER
GIVES YOU HIVES.
1667
01:26:42,675 --> 01:26:44,024
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1668
01:26:44,024 --> 01:26:46,505
IT'S TIME
I FACE UP TO HER.
1669
01:26:48,028 --> 01:26:50,770
SEE, I'M NOT AS DUMB
AS YOU THINK.
1670
01:26:50,770 --> 01:26:53,120
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST
PERSON HERE.
1671
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:55,601
SHOULDN'T WE BE TALKING
ABOUT THIS?
1672
01:26:55,601 --> 01:26:57,647
I'VE MADE UP
MY MIND.
1673
01:26:57,647 --> 01:26:58,952
LET ME HELP YOU.
1674
01:26:58,952 --> 01:27:00,867
HELP ME GET A CAB.
1675
01:27:06,003 --> 01:27:08,310
HOW DID
YOUR BIG DATE GO?
1676
01:27:10,529 --> 01:27:12,227
CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
1677
01:27:13,706 --> 01:27:14,838
YEAH, SURE.
1678
01:27:14,838 --> 01:27:16,709
SO CAN I.
1679
01:27:24,326 --> 01:27:25,544
YOU...
1680
01:27:28,286 --> 01:27:30,332
MRS. DAVIDOW, HELLO.
1681
01:27:30,332 --> 01:27:31,724
HELLO, MRS. HARDY.
1682
01:27:31,724 --> 01:27:33,422
GOOD MORNING, CHLOE.
1683
01:27:33,422 --> 01:27:34,771
YOU WANTED TO TALK?
1684
01:27:34,771 --> 01:27:37,469
MM-HMM. WOULD YOU
TAKE OVER, ELAINE?
1685
01:27:37,469 --> 01:27:39,384
I'M CONCERNED
ABOUT CHLOE'S ARM.
1686
01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:40,733
SHE HAS A SCRATCH.
1687
01:27:40,733 --> 01:27:41,821
EXCUSE ME.
1688
01:27:41,821 --> 01:27:43,736
LEONARD PEARSON DID IT.
1689
01:27:43,736 --> 01:27:47,218
IT'S TIME FOR US
TO DO SOME
SERIOUS SHARING
1690
01:27:47,218 --> 01:27:49,742
AND INTERFACING
ABOUT CHLOE,
MRS. HARDY.
1691
01:27:49,742 --> 01:27:52,484
CAN I OFFER YOU
A CUP OF DECAF?
1692
01:27:52,484 --> 01:27:53,920
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1693
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:55,922
IS THIS
BEAUTIFUL OR WHAT?
1694
01:27:55,922 --> 01:27:57,924
WHAT DO YOU
SAY WE TAKE A RIDE?
1695
01:27:57,924 --> 01:28:00,231
I'LL GRAB
THE KEYS, HUH?
1696
01:28:00,231 --> 01:28:01,580
I'LL GET THE KEYS.
1697
01:28:02,668 --> 01:28:05,671
THIS IS IT.
I CAN FEEL IT.
1698
01:28:05,671 --> 01:28:08,195
I'M TAKING THEM
FOR A DRIVE.
1699
01:28:08,195 --> 01:28:11,155
I SELL THIS BEEMER,
I'M OFF TO VEGAS.
1700
01:28:11,155 --> 01:28:12,417
I GOT THEM.
1701
01:28:17,509 --> 01:28:20,469
OH, MY GOD, MY GOD.
1702
01:28:25,343 --> 01:28:27,693
MEL, OPEN
THAT WINDOW.
1703
01:28:27,693 --> 01:28:29,739
I'LL TAKE THE 750
FOR A TEST DRIVE.
1704
01:28:29,739 --> 01:28:32,263
CAN I TANTALIZE YOU
WITH SOMETHING?
1705
01:28:32,263 --> 01:28:33,830
I'M HERE
TO SEE TOM.
1706
01:28:33,830 --> 01:28:36,049
A MISTAKE,
BUT I'LL BE BACK.
1707
01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:40,227
HI.
1708
01:28:41,664 --> 01:28:45,842
SO...YOU'RE
FINALLY BUYING A CAR.
1709
01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:49,628
THINKING ABOUT IT.
1710
01:28:49,628 --> 01:28:53,023
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
GOT IT DEFINITELY
UNDER CONTROL.
1711
01:28:56,679 --> 01:28:58,550
I LEFT LARRY.
1712
01:28:59,682 --> 01:29:01,292
[CRASH]
1713
01:29:01,292 --> 01:29:04,469
ARE YOU CRAZY,
YOU STUPID SHIT?
1714
01:29:04,469 --> 01:29:05,818
GET THAT PIECE OF...
1715
01:29:05,818 --> 01:29:07,516
THAT WAS REALLY GREAT.
1716
01:29:07,516 --> 01:29:08,865
IT WAS GREAT.
1717
01:29:08,865 --> 01:29:10,649
IT WASN'T SO GREAT.
1718
01:29:10,649 --> 01:29:13,478
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
IT WAS GREAT.
1719
01:29:13,478 --> 01:29:14,958
NO, IT WAS DIFFERENT.
1720
01:29:14,958 --> 01:29:18,788
WELL, IT'S DIFFERENT
IN A BED.
1721
01:29:18,788 --> 01:29:21,530
NO, IT'S NOT
THE BED.
1722
01:29:21,530 --> 01:29:22,705
IT'S DIFFERENT.
1723
01:29:23,836 --> 01:29:25,621
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
1724
01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:31,061
WELL, IT'S DIFFERENT
NOW THAT YOU'RE, UM...
1725
01:29:31,061 --> 01:29:33,019
NOW THAT I'M WHAT?
1726
01:29:33,019 --> 01:29:35,674
NOW THAT YOU'RE, UH...
1727
01:29:35,674 --> 01:29:38,198
ON YOUR OWN.
1728
01:29:38,198 --> 01:29:41,419
OH, MY GOD. I JUST
REALIZED SOMETHING.
1729
01:29:41,419 --> 01:29:45,380
YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE MEN
WHO CAN ONLY DO THIS
1730
01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:46,859
BECAUSE
YOU'RE MARRIED.
1731
01:29:46,859 --> 01:29:48,600
YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED
1732
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:50,254
IN BEING RESPONSIBLE
TO ANYONE.
1733
01:29:50,254 --> 01:29:51,429
CALM DOWN.
1734
01:29:51,429 --> 01:29:53,953
I'M UP FOR
A NEW POSITION
1735
01:29:53,953 --> 01:29:55,651
IN THE FASHION OFFICE.
1736
01:29:55,651 --> 01:29:58,349
I TOOK TIME OUT BECAUSE
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D--
1737
01:29:58,349 --> 01:29:59,959
YOU THOUGHT MAYBE
I'D WHAT?
1738
01:29:59,959 --> 01:30:03,049
NOTHING. THERE'S A RUN
IN MY PANTY HOSE.
1739
01:30:03,049 --> 01:30:04,921
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
1740
01:30:04,921 --> 01:30:06,923
I'M BEING TESTED
AND PUNISHED
1741
01:30:06,923 --> 01:30:10,143
FOR MY STUPIDITY.
1742
01:30:10,143 --> 01:30:12,276
OH, I DESERVE THIS.
1743
01:30:24,331 --> 01:30:26,638
SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER.
1744
01:30:26,638 --> 01:30:29,380
HEY, WHAT
A GREAT SURPRISE.
1745
01:30:29,380 --> 01:30:32,905
I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH
I LOVED SANDING.
1746
01:30:32,905 --> 01:30:35,778
IS SANDPAPERING
GOING TO BE
YOUR NEXT JOB?
1747
01:30:35,778 --> 01:30:37,344
I DON'T THINK SO.
1748
01:30:37,344 --> 01:30:39,869
I WAS THINKING
YOU AND ME
1749
01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:41,348
OUGHT TO OPEN
A RESTAURANT.
1750
01:30:41,348 --> 01:30:42,741
WHY, DO YOU COOK?
1751
01:30:42,741 --> 01:30:44,830
NO, BUT I DO DISHES.
1752
01:30:46,353 --> 01:30:47,833
A RESTAURANT WHERE?
1753
01:30:47,833 --> 01:30:50,445
SOMEWHERE WE
COULD HANG A SIGN
1754
01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:54,405
THAT SAYS "GONE SAILING"
ANYTIME WE WANT.
1755
01:30:54,405 --> 01:30:55,841
AND PEOPLE
WOULD UNDERSTAND?
1756
01:30:55,841 --> 01:30:57,321
UNDERSTAND?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1757
01:30:57,321 --> 01:30:58,670
PEOPLE WILL APPROVE.
1758
01:30:59,845 --> 01:31:03,762
AND WHAT ABOUT
YOUR SON? WIFE?
1759
01:31:03,762 --> 01:31:06,417
MITCH GOES TO SPEND
NEXT TERM
1760
01:31:06,417 --> 01:31:08,593
WITH HIS MOTHER
IN SAN FRANCISCO,
1761
01:31:08,593 --> 01:31:10,595
THEN COLLEGE.
1762
01:31:10,595 --> 01:31:12,728
TISH. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SHE WANTS,
1763
01:31:12,728 --> 01:31:14,556
BUT IT CERTAINLY
ISN'T ME.
1764
01:31:19,822 --> 01:31:22,346
IT MUST BE BEAUTIFUL
OUT THERE.
1765
01:31:26,742 --> 01:31:29,614
DOES THAT MEAN
YOU'RE GOING
TO COME ALONG?
1766
01:31:31,921 --> 01:31:36,926
CHLOE HAS BEEN LYING
ABOUT A BOY
ATTACKING HER
1767
01:31:36,926 --> 01:31:40,016
WHEN ACTUALLY
SHE HAS BEEN BEATING
ON HIM,
1768
01:31:40,016 --> 01:31:42,540
BUT THE TEACHER THINKS
1769
01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:45,761
SHE'S ACTING OUT
HER ANGER TOWARD TOM.
1770
01:31:45,761 --> 01:31:47,589
OHH.
1771
01:31:47,589 --> 01:31:51,723
THE OTHER DAY
SHE PUT A CAT
IN THE SCHOOL DRYER.
1772
01:31:52,942 --> 01:31:54,726
THE TEACHER THINKS
1773
01:31:54,726 --> 01:31:58,687
IT'S BECAUSE
SHE DOESN'T GET
ENOUGH ATTENTION,
1774
01:31:58,687 --> 01:32:03,735
'CAUSE I'M NOT DOING
A GOOD ENOUGH JOB.
1775
01:32:03,735 --> 01:32:06,129
NO. NOW KIDS
GO THROUGH STAGES.
1776
01:32:13,745 --> 01:32:16,618
MY HUSBAND
AND MY DAUGHTER NEED ME.
1777
01:32:22,145 --> 01:32:23,842
AND US?
1778
01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:29,979
US? WELL, WE DO
WHAT GENERALLY
PEOPLE DO--
1779
01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:34,549
GO ON
WITH THEIR LIVES.
1780
01:32:38,988 --> 01:32:41,860
MAYBE PEOPLE
AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE HAPPY.
1781
01:32:41,860 --> 01:32:44,297
NO, I DON'T
BELIEVE THAT.
1782
01:32:49,476 --> 01:32:51,870
I CAME TO SAY GOODBYE.
1783
01:32:51,870 --> 01:32:53,132
I KNOW.
1784
01:32:54,438 --> 01:32:56,048
HAVE YOU
BEEN CRYING?
1785
01:32:58,834 --> 01:33:00,009
I HAVE.
1786
01:33:01,967 --> 01:33:04,796
I HAVE BEEN CRYING
A LOT LATELY.
1787
01:33:06,711 --> 01:33:09,801
I'M MAKING UP
FOR ALL THESE YEARS
I DIDN'T.
1788
01:33:14,937 --> 01:33:16,678
I'M FINE.
1789
01:33:18,505 --> 01:33:22,640
I'M ONLY SORRY
WE NEVER HAD
A CHANCE TO DANCE.
1790
01:33:37,220 --> 01:33:39,091
YOU ALL
GOT TO BE CRAZY!
1791
01:33:39,091 --> 01:33:40,440
I'VE GOT
ENOUGH PROBLEMS.
1792
01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:41,572
GO HOME.
1793
01:33:41,572 --> 01:33:43,226
LARRY, LISTEN
TO ME.
1794
01:33:43,226 --> 01:33:45,228
IF YOU LOVE
THAT WOMAN,
1795
01:33:45,228 --> 01:33:48,100
SOMETIMES YOU GOT
TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
1796
01:33:48,100 --> 01:33:49,493
I KNOW
THIS PHILOSOPHY.
1797
01:33:49,493 --> 01:33:52,104
ATTILA THE HUN
SAID IT FIRST.
1798
01:33:52,104 --> 01:33:54,498
THIS IS WHAT
YOUR FATHER'S SAYING
1799
01:33:54,498 --> 01:33:56,108
FIRST, LAST,
AND ALWAYS.
1800
01:33:56,108 --> 01:33:59,155
YOU'VE GOT
ONLY ONE LIFE TO LIVE.
1801
01:33:59,155 --> 01:34:01,505
YOU CAN MAKE IT
CHICKEN SHIT
1802
01:34:01,505 --> 01:34:03,072
OR CHICKEN SALAD.
1803
01:34:19,175 --> 01:34:20,611
GOOD CHOPS.
1804
01:34:20,611 --> 01:34:22,744
I'M GLAD
YOU LIKE THEM.
1805
01:34:22,744 --> 01:34:23,745
MY FAVORITE.
1806
01:34:23,745 --> 01:34:25,398
I KNOW.
1807
01:34:25,398 --> 01:34:26,443
THANKS.
1808
01:34:26,443 --> 01:34:28,358
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1809
01:34:35,321 --> 01:34:36,583
MAYBE, UM...
1810
01:34:39,195 --> 01:34:41,110
WE CAN
MAKE LOVE LATER.
1811
01:34:43,112 --> 01:34:44,330
GOOD.
1812
01:36:30,654 --> 01:36:32,047
THANK YOU.
1813
01:37:35,371 --> 01:37:38,374
PHIL SAID THERE WAS
A FUTURE IN GARBAGE.
1814
01:37:38,374 --> 01:37:40,898
I NEVER THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE MY FUTURE.
1815
01:37:40,898 --> 01:37:44,336
YOU WERE
GENEROUS IN YOUR
BUSINESS DEALINGS, VINCE.
1816
01:37:44,336 --> 01:37:45,816
DON'T TELL ANYONE.
1817
01:37:45,816 --> 01:37:48,427
YOU'RE NOT
SUCH A TOUGH GUY.
1818
01:37:48,427 --> 01:37:51,213
A TOUGH GUY
WOULD MAKE A PASS
AT YOU.
1819
01:37:51,213 --> 01:37:53,389
BUT NOT YOU.
1820
01:37:53,389 --> 01:37:56,392
I'D SAY I GOT
THIS BIG EMPTY HOUSE
1821
01:37:56,392 --> 01:37:57,784
IN THE COUNTRY.
1822
01:37:57,784 --> 01:37:59,830
COME VISIT ME
AND CELEBRATE.
1823
01:37:59,830 --> 01:38:02,311
I'D SAY I AM TOO OLD
FOR TRAVELING.
1824
01:38:14,410 --> 01:38:15,890
I LOVE YOU, EDIE.
1825
01:38:17,674 --> 01:38:18,893
MY GOD.
1826
01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:38,651
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
1827
01:38:38,651 --> 01:38:40,697
AUNTIE SOFIA.
1828
01:38:40,697 --> 01:38:41,698
POOR ANGEL.
1829
01:38:41,698 --> 01:38:45,093
OK. OK, OK.
1830
01:38:45,093 --> 01:38:47,878
YOU STILL WANT
TO KILL PEOPLE?
1831
01:38:47,878 --> 01:38:49,401
NO, THEY'RE
TOO STUPID.
1832
01:38:49,401 --> 01:38:50,794
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
1833
01:38:50,794 --> 01:38:52,796
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S
ABOUT TO MARRY
1834
01:38:52,796 --> 01:38:54,363
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
1835
01:39:00,891 --> 01:39:03,154
OH, THAT'S
VERY GOOD NEWS.
1836
01:39:04,503 --> 01:39:06,070
GOD BLESS YOU.
1837
01:39:09,944 --> 01:39:11,075
HI, VINCE.
1838
01:39:13,208 --> 01:39:14,383
FATHER.
1839
01:39:14,383 --> 01:39:15,471
A PLEASURE.
1840
01:39:15,471 --> 01:39:16,776
YOU KNOW MY SON.
1841
01:39:16,776 --> 01:39:18,691
NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.
1842
01:39:20,650 --> 01:39:21,694
HI.
1843
01:39:21,694 --> 01:39:23,914
HI.
1844
01:39:23,914 --> 01:39:25,263
YOU'RE LATE.
1845
01:39:25,263 --> 01:39:26,961
YOU'VE MET KATHY,
HAVEN'T YOU?
1846
01:39:26,961 --> 01:39:28,266
KATHY,
THIS IS TISH.
1847
01:39:28,266 --> 01:39:29,485
HI.
1848
01:39:29,485 --> 01:39:32,879
HI. IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU.
1849
01:39:32,879 --> 01:39:35,273
WHAT? WHAT?
1850
01:39:35,273 --> 01:39:36,971
START! START!
1851
01:39:45,544 --> 01:39:48,286
IT'S TOO LATE.
I DID IT.
1852
01:39:48,286 --> 01:39:50,810
LOOK AT THOSE KIDS.
THEY'RE CUTE.
1853
01:40:24,496 --> 01:40:26,107
HERE WE GO.
1854
01:40:31,677 --> 01:40:34,158
[ARF ARF]
1855
01:40:56,485 --> 01:40:59,879
VINCENT, WILL YOU
TAKE THIS WOMAN
TO BE YOUR WIFE?
1856
01:40:59,879 --> 01:41:01,707
YEAH. CAN
I KISS HER?
1857
01:41:01,707 --> 01:41:03,622
NOT YET.
1858
01:41:03,622 --> 01:41:04,841
SAY I WILL.
1859
01:41:04,841 --> 01:41:06,451
I WILL.
1860
01:41:06,451 --> 01:41:10,325
EDIE, WILL YOU
TAKE THIS MAN
TO BE YOUR HUSBAND?
1861
01:41:10,325 --> 01:41:12,631
I WILL.
1862
01:41:12,631 --> 01:41:14,633
VINCENT AND EDIE,
YOU'VE MADE
1863
01:41:14,633 --> 01:41:16,200
THIS COVENANT OF MARRIAGE
1864
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:18,420
BEFORE GOD
AND THIS COMPANY.
1865
01:41:18,420 --> 01:41:20,639
ALWAYS FOLLOW
YOUR BLISS.
1866
01:41:20,639 --> 01:41:23,425
ALWAYS FOLLOW
WHAT YOUR HEART SAYS.
1867
01:41:23,425 --> 01:41:27,211
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.
1868
01:41:27,211 --> 01:41:29,344
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
1869
01:41:40,833 --> 01:41:43,749
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE NEED A VOLUNTEER
1870
01:41:43,749 --> 01:41:45,490
FROM THE AUDIENCE.
1871
01:41:45,490 --> 01:41:46,622
HEY, ME!
1872
01:41:46,622 --> 01:41:49,625
SOMEBODY WHO WOULD
LEND US A HAND
1873
01:41:49,625 --> 01:41:51,627
OR PERHAPS
HIS WHOLE BODY.
1874
01:41:51,627 --> 01:41:53,063
WE HAVE ONE HERE.
1875
01:41:53,063 --> 01:41:54,543
HI, SIR.
1876
01:41:54,543 --> 01:41:56,632
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
1877
01:41:56,632 --> 01:41:58,068
REMOVE YOUR JACKET
1878
01:41:58,068 --> 01:41:59,678
IF YOU
WOULDN'T MIND,
1879
01:41:59,678 --> 01:42:01,724
AND MICHELLE
WILL HELP YOU.
1880
01:42:01,724 --> 01:42:03,726
ANOTHER GIRL
IN HERE, HUH?
1881
01:42:03,726 --> 01:42:06,729
TRY NOT TO BE FUNNIER
THAN THE MAGICIAN.
1882
01:42:06,729 --> 01:42:08,557
MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE.
1883
01:42:08,557 --> 01:42:09,949
WE DON'T
HAVE TO STAY.
1884
01:42:09,949 --> 01:42:11,342
I'M FINE.
1885
01:42:11,342 --> 01:42:13,649
I DON'T WANT YOU
FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE.
1886
01:42:13,649 --> 01:42:15,129
WHY WOULD I?
1887
01:42:15,129 --> 01:42:17,087
I'M NOT
IF YOU'RE NOT.
1888
01:42:17,087 --> 01:42:18,262
OK.
1889
01:42:19,742 --> 01:42:22,266
AND...EASY, BOY.
1890
01:42:22,266 --> 01:42:23,528
OK. HERE WE GO.
1891
01:42:23,528 --> 01:42:24,790
READY?
1892
01:42:24,790 --> 01:42:25,922
YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.
1893
01:42:25,922 --> 01:42:28,185
CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR PROMOTION.
1894
01:42:28,185 --> 01:42:30,709
IT AGREES WITH YOU.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
1895
01:42:30,709 --> 01:42:31,884
THANK YOU.
1896
01:42:31,884 --> 01:42:33,408
I'VE REDONE
THE APARTMENT.
1897
01:42:33,408 --> 01:42:36,454
IT'S SORT OF POST-MODERN
MEETS THE JETSONS.
1898
01:42:36,454 --> 01:42:38,630
YOU SHOULD COME
AND SEE IT.
1899
01:42:38,630 --> 01:42:39,675
I WILL.
1900
01:42:39,675 --> 01:42:41,546
I'M GOOD NOW. GOOD.
1901
01:42:42,765 --> 01:42:44,419
AND DON'T GO AWAY.
1902
01:42:46,377 --> 01:42:47,683
YOU WANT A DRINK?
1903
01:42:47,683 --> 01:42:49,250
NO, THANK YOU.
1904
01:42:49,250 --> 01:42:51,339
I'M GOING TO GET
A DRINK.
1905
01:42:51,339 --> 01:42:55,473
WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING REALLY PUZZLING.
1906
01:43:01,610 --> 01:43:02,828
I'M SORRY.
1907
01:43:02,828 --> 01:43:05,614
LARRY, DO YOU KNOW
WHY I MARRIED YOU?
1908
01:43:05,614 --> 01:43:07,790
MY MONEY?
1909
01:43:07,790 --> 01:43:09,008
YOUR EYES.
1910
01:43:09,008 --> 01:43:10,706
I THOUGHT A MAN
WITH YOUR EYES
1911
01:43:10,706 --> 01:43:12,186
WOULD NEVER HURT
A WOMAN.
1912
01:43:12,186 --> 01:43:14,013
HAVE I?
1913
01:43:16,146 --> 01:43:17,539
NO.
1914
01:43:18,844 --> 01:43:20,672
GOOD LUCK, LARRY.
1915
01:43:20,672 --> 01:43:22,979
THANK YOU.
1916
01:43:32,075 --> 01:43:36,122
AND NOW
WE'LL INTRODUCE
A FRIEND OF MINE.
1917
01:43:36,122 --> 01:43:37,689
SAMMY THE SAW.
1918
01:43:37,689 --> 01:43:40,126
OH, YOU WANT
TO GO HOME?
1919
01:43:40,126 --> 01:43:43,042
GOOD. LET'S TALK
TO DADDY.
WE'LL GO HOME.
1920
01:43:43,042 --> 01:43:45,523
HE DIDN'T HAVE THAT
MUCH TO BEGIN WITH.
1921
01:43:53,009 --> 01:43:56,621
YOU KNOW, I CAME
THIS CLOSE TO HAVING HER.
1922
01:44:00,146 --> 01:44:01,322
HA!
1923
01:44:09,852 --> 01:44:11,462
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
1924
01:44:11,462 --> 01:44:12,898
WE'RE NOT
FINISHED YET.
1925
01:44:12,898 --> 01:44:14,509
PUT HIM TOGETHER LATER.
1926
01:44:14,509 --> 01:44:16,902
I WANT TO DANCE.
GIVE US A WALTZ.
1927
01:44:53,809 --> 01:44:55,680
THEY LOOK SO SWEET.
1928
01:45:22,881 --> 01:45:24,405
HI.
1929
01:45:25,971 --> 01:45:27,538
HI.
1930
01:45:27,538 --> 01:45:29,845
TELL YOUR STORY
WALKING, LARRY.
1931
01:45:33,588 --> 01:45:35,894
MARIA, WOULD YOU
DANCE WITH ME?
1932
01:45:35,894 --> 01:45:37,505
NO. SHE WON'T.
1933
01:45:37,505 --> 01:45:38,506
PLEASE STOP.
1934
01:45:38,506 --> 01:45:39,942
LARRY, NO.
1935
01:45:39,942 --> 01:45:42,031
WELL, THEN
HOW ABOUT SPENDING
1936
01:45:42,031 --> 01:45:44,207
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
WITH ME?
1937
01:45:44,207 --> 01:45:46,644
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1938
01:45:46,644 --> 01:45:48,603
I HAVEN'T HIT
ANOTHER HUMAN BEING
1939
01:45:48,603 --> 01:45:50,953
SINCE EIGHTH GRADE,
BUT I'LL FIGHT.
1940
01:45:50,953 --> 01:45:52,737
FINE.
1941
01:45:53,999 --> 01:45:55,871
WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?
1942
01:45:55,871 --> 01:45:58,569
POP, PLEASE.
I'M TRYING TO MAKE
CHICKEN SALAD
1943
01:45:58,569 --> 01:45:59,875
OUT OF CHICKEN SHIT.
1944
01:45:59,875 --> 01:46:02,660
MARIA, EVERYONE
IS LOOKING.
1945
01:46:02,660 --> 01:46:06,447
I'VE KEPT MY PART
OF THE BARGAIN
FOR CHLOE'S SAKE.
1946
01:46:06,447 --> 01:46:09,058
CHLOE DESERVES
MORE THAN A BARGAIN.
1947
01:46:09,058 --> 01:46:12,191
YOU GET IN THE CAR
WITH ME NOW,
1948
01:46:12,191 --> 01:46:14,019
OR I'M LEAVING YOU
FOR GOOD.
1949
01:46:29,861 --> 01:46:32,951
LARRY KOZINSKI,
I WOULD LOVE
TO DANCE WITH YOU.
1950
01:47:26,091 --> 01:47:27,963
DANCE, PLEASE,
EVERYBODY DANCE.
1951
01:47:27,963 --> 01:47:29,312
DANCE!
1952
01:47:29,312 --> 01:47:31,662
I'M TAKING
MY PRESENT BACK.
1953
01:48:10,614 --> 01:48:11,963
YOO-HOO!
1954
01:48:21,016 --> 01:48:22,104
MITCH!
1955
01:48:22,104 --> 01:48:23,584
COME ON, MITCH.
1956
01:48:23,584 --> 01:48:25,107
UP! HERE WE GO!
1957
01:48:25,107 --> 01:48:26,587
MITCH, COME ON.
1958
01:48:26,587 --> 01:48:28,676
MITCH, COME ON,
PLEASE.
1959
01:48:28,676 --> 01:48:30,242
COME ON. HURRY UP.
1960
01:48:30,242 --> 01:48:31,243
MITCH!
1961
01:48:31,243 --> 01:48:32,375
WAIT, DAD.
1962
01:48:32,375 --> 01:48:35,726
DAD, STOP IT.
1963
01:48:35,726 --> 01:48:38,033
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1964
01:48:38,033 --> 01:48:40,557
COME ON.
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