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Ah. Good morning.
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Morning. Hey, what do we think
about this for Kemi's wedding?
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Caesar's Palace, top floor.
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And if we tell 'em
it's our anniversary,
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we get a fruit plate.
Mm.
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I do like free fruit.
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Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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We cannot have a better room
than Kemi on her wedding day.
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If she finds out,
she will be furious.
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Here's an idea.
Don't tell her.
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She will ask for
a complimentary room upgrade,
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they will say it is taken,
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she will come up to the room
to pester the occupants,
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she will find out
that we are the occupants,
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and we will be dead to her.
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Right, she would do that.
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I'm just excited
to have a weekend getaway
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with you in Sin City--
drinking, dancing.
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Sinning.
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I will need to stay focused.
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When it is time for
my maid of honor speech,
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I cannot be drunk
on minibar booze.
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On what?
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Minibar booze.
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Bubbles?
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Bar booze.
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I'm not gonna get it.
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Just let me hear your speech.
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Oh. Okay.
[clears throat]
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Oluwakemi Adeyemi,
this is your wedding.
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You are a mother,
you are a grandmother.
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You are a friend.
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You are my friend.
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So far, we're not gonna
get dinged by the fact checkers.
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[laughs]
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[clears throat]
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You have three children,
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five grandchildren.
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Two of them are boys.
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Three of them are girls.
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So?
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Maybe you should drink.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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This stew is delicious, Mummy.
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Thank you. Kemi,
help yourself to more.
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You are looking older
and frailer than usual.
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[laughs]
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Do not tempt a bride.
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I am shredding for the wedding.
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And I am keeping it tight
for the big night.
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[laughs]
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Do not tempt me.
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[both make kissing noises]
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Yuck.
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Sorry, Mummy.
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We are just
two crazy kids in love.
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You are a kid.
She is crazy.
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You are such a joy
to have around.
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It's too bad
that after we are married,
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we will never see you again.
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Did you not talk to her?
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Of course we have discussed
you living with us.
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We have, and with any luck,
by the time that happens,
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I'll be dead.
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From your lips to God's ear.
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I'm sure
my son will not be comfortable
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with his mother living alone.
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I do worry about her well-being.
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Oh, she's as healthy as a horse.
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She could pull a chuck wagon
with those teeth.
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My strong smile does come
from you.
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Fine. I just hope
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this conversation
doesn't haunt you
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when I am eating here alone
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[voice breaking]:
and choke to death
on a fishbone.
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We cannot
let that happen.
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Before we move out,
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I will teach you
how to properly debone a fish.
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It's booked!
Hey, when we get to Vegas,
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I'm treating you both
to Thunder from Down Under.
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[Gloria laughs]
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Are you sure
Chukwuemeka will be comfortable
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with you going
to something like that?
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Oh. I've never thought
about that.
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And I have no intention
of ever thinking about it.
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This is married life.
You're gonna have to get used
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to checking in with each other.
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I got the hall pass from Lester.
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Oh, so you are going
to be sleeping
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with one of the Thunder Men.
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No, but I'm gonna be stuffing
some dollars
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down some banana hammocks.
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[both laugh]
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I will be telling Bob.
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And I think
you should tell Chukwuemeka.
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Ugh. In my first marriage,
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my husband controlled
my every move.
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He even picked out my outfits.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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I know. They were never
revealing enough.
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The top half of my breasts
did not see the sun till 2006.
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Do not let your first husband
impact your life
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with Chukwuemeka.
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A healthy marriage
is a partnership.
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He will be my partner.
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A silent one.
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What about his mother?
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You know, Chuey wants her
to move in one day,
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and she's not
gonna be very quiet.
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Don't worry. Where she's going,
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I will never have to hear her.
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Now, I am worried.
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I'm talking
about a nursing home.
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Oh. Sounded like
you was gonna kill her.
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No, no, no.
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That is very far down
my list of options.
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To Chukwuemeka and Kemi.
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May your marriage be
as smooth...
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as this whiskey.
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Hear, hear!
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This stuff's expensive.
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Either drink up,
or you owe me $40.
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I do not deserve it.
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I am a bad son.
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For not living
with your mom?
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Got to tell you,
I'd be popping bottles.
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He says these things,
but the man is a teddy bear.
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I am not.
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He lives with two mothers.
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Why do you think
I drink whiskey?
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Mummy has never been on her own.
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Never?
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Well, once I went
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to a pharmaceutical conference.
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Well, see? And nobody got hurt.
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She fell in the shower
and broke her hip.
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Oh.
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Perhaps you should get her
a shower chair.
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Once you soap and sit,
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you will never go back.
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So, you've never lived apart?
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Not even college?
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I was at home.
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It was close to school,
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and Mummy could drop me off
on her way to work.
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Your mom dropped you off
at college.
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That couldn't have helped
with the ladies.
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Oh, no. She acquired
several dates for me.
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Well, maybe it is good you are
cutting the apron strings.
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You should also burn the apron.
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I'm not a mommy's boy.
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I have been taking care of her
since my father died.
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I didn't know that.
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I was nine.
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She would not eat
or get out of bed for weeks.
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That's a lot to put on a kid.
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She put nothing on me.
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I wanted to do it.
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[voice breaking]:
But you were just a boy.
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I know.
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And now
her little boy's leaving her.
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Give me that.
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I'm gonna go call my mom.
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It's not zipping.
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I am sure
you can let it out.
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This is how
she wanted it.
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Maybe it'll zip
if we sit on you.
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Works for luggage.
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Okay.
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Breathe in.[inhaling deeply]
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[zips]
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I feel beautiful.
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[knocking at door]
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I will get it.
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I will stand right here.
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- Hello, Abishola.
- Huh-uh.
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You cannot see Kemi
in her wedding dress.
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Yes, go away!
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I am ravishing!
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It is important.
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Okay, let him in.
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Let us give them
a moment to talk.
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But do not look at her.
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Try not to breathe deeply.
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You will pop a seam
like a water balloon.
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So, what is so urgent?
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I have decided
I cannot abandon Mummy.
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I am all she has.
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So you want me
to live with a woman
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who constantly insults
my cooking, my looks, my age?
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You do the same to her.
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That is different. She's old,
and she cannot cook.
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Can you at least try? For me?
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What if I say "no"?
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You are not even
making an effort.
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Because I don't want to.
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My marriage, my rules!
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It's my marriage, too.
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I know Mummy can be harsh.
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She's a strong woman,
just like you.
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Do not compare me to that witch!
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Do not call her that!
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She's living with us,
end of story.
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I will not marry a man
who will not put me first!
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And I will not marry a woman
who could be so selfish!
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- Well, then, fine!
- Fine!
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Yeah, go. Get out!
Go and cry to your mommy!
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Bye! Oh.[door closes]
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Damn it.
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Olu! I popped!
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Cheers.
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What exactly
are we celebrating?
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The fact that I am a strong,
independent woman,
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and I have no need
for any useless men.
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Well, it's a good thing
Abishola does.
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00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,645
Cheers, everybody.
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00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,909
You are going
to cancel the wedding over this?
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00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,869
Good question. Yes.
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00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,175
Chukwuemeka's a sweet guy
that cares about his family.
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It's admirable.
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It's sickening.
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Remind me when I'm picking
my next husband,
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he should have dead parents.
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Kemi, you cannot
turn your back on Chukwuemeka.
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00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,276
I don't want to.
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00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,409
Why can't he just abandon
his mother like white people do?
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Hey, I'm living with two moms.
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Okay, some white people.
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Kemi, you are being stubborn.
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I'm doing what I want for once.
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You should support me.
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Well, she does
support you.
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I do not.
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All right, that's all I have.
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A real friend
tells you the truth.
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Be careful.
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I can get rid of a husband
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and a best friend.
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Kemi, come on.
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I'm not being unreasonable.
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You are a good man,
you have a nice hot tub.
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00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,315
You and me are fine.
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OGECHI:
Chukwuemeka!
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00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,497
I have tea and biscuits!
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00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:15,675
The sweetness will wash away
the memory of that jezebel.
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00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:18,982
No, thank you,
Mummy.
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00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,418
What have you
got there?
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00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,899
[soft gasp] Are we finally
going on our trip?
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00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:26,642
No, the mother-son
golden oldies cruise
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will have to wait.
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00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,690
I'll be at the hotel.
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00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,126
Are you meeting her?
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00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,518
I'm meeting no one.
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00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,216
I need a break from all of this.
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00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,783
I understand.
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00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,002
She is a horrible,
suffocating woman.
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I will get my bag.
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00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,571
No, Mummy.
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00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,226
I need space from you, too.
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00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:48,055
So you leave me alone
like an unwanted dog?
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00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,447
I left food in the fridge.
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00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,714
Make sure you put
water in my bowl.
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00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,455
That is enough.
264
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,588
I have spent my life
taking care of you.
265
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,808
I did not go to college
where I wanted to,
266
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,374
I did not take a job
where I wanted to,
267
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,333
and now I am not marrying
who I want to.
268
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,161
I just want
269
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,337
one night where your needs
do not control my life.
270
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:11,818
Eh-eh, eh-eh,
do not be so dramatic.
271
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,080
That will not
work this time.
272
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,516
[panting]
273
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:15,691
Mummy.
274
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,128
Mummy!
275
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,355
How is she?
276
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,009
She had a heart attack.
277
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,184
She's stable now.
278
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,881
Oh, thank God.
279
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,276
I shouted at her.
280
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,712
How could you?
281
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,149
And what did you say?
282
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,413
I cannot repeat it.
283
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,720
I am ashamed enough as it is.
284
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,984
Oh, my love, there is
nothing to be ashamed of.
285
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,204
You have always been a good son.
286
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,640
OGECHI:
Until tonight.
287
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,427
Mummy, you are awake.
288
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,733
How are
you feeling?
289
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:01,128
Alive, which means
your curse did not work.
290
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,869
I am so
sorry, Mummy.
291
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,174
I should never
have spoken to you
292
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,133
in such a way.
293
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,917
Oh, my darling, stop.
294
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,572
If it is anybody's
fault, it is mine.
295
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,182
Look at that,
296
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,880
we finally agree on something.
297
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:17,666
I spoke to the doctor.
298
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,407
They will not need
to do surgery.
299
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,148
That is wonderful.
300
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,759
But she will not be able
to travel for several weeks,
301
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,456
which means
she will miss the wedding.
302
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:26,762
[scoffs]
303
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:27,807
I don't
even know
304
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,330
if there's going
to be a wedding.
305
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,245
Of course there will.
306
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,508
Really?
307
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,336
You still want to share
your life with me
308
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,685
even though I put you
through all of this?
309
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,427
I have the same question.
310
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,473
I love you.
311
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,258
I want to be your husband.
312
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,565
And I want to be your wife.
313
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,046
Can I have another
pillow for my face?
314
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,748
We will postpone the wedding
until your mother can attend.
315
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,054
You would do that for Mummy?
316
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:00,927
Please don't make me
say it again.
317
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,625
If you change your date,
318
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,409
you may lose your dream venue.
319
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,237
I do not care
where we get married.
320
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,500
You are my dream.
321
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,850
And you are mine.
322
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,033
["Ave Maria"
by Franz Schubert plays]
323
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,167
Thanks for
doing this.
324
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:25,777
Of course.
325
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,301
You do a lot of
hospital weddings?
326
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,869
Mostly last rites.
327
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,219
Makes sense.
328
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:36,614
I've been waiting
so long for this day.
329
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,747
It is just how I imagined it.
330
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,009
Really?
331
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,281
["Let's Start"
by Fela Kuti plays]
FELA: One, two, three.
332
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,501
♪ ♪
333
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,633
[Fela vocalizing]
334
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,074
[singing in Yoruba]
335
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,966
♪ ♪
336
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,499
[music stops]
337
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,240
Nice moves.
338
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,068
You haven't seen anything yet.
339
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,377
The dress looks
marvelous, my love.
340
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,423
What can I say?
She finally stopped eating.
341
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,428
We are here to witness
the joining of
342
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,605
two souls, Oluwakemi Adeyemi
343
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,869
and Chukwuemeka David Mborie,
344
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,480
who will now exchange rings
345
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,178
and read their vows.
346
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,531
Kemi,
347
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,403
before I found you,
348
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,666
I was just a lonely pharmacist.
349
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,190
But then we met,
350
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:17,019
and you gave me
a prescription for love.
351
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,240
Every day
352
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,851
you have refilled
that prescription,
353
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,635
and the only side effect
354
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:28,509
is that my heart skips a beat
every time I see you.
355
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,512
I cannot wait to
356
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,167
spend the rest
of my life cherishing you
357
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,517
and loving you
till the day I die.
358
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,132
Chukwuemeka,
359
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:46,179
I never thought
I'd find love again.
360
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:49,617
I was resigned to
a never-ending hot girl summer.
361
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,496
But the first time
I opened your lab coat,
362
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,282
I knew I was home.
363
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,677
You make me feel safe,
364
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,462
you make me
365
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,159
feel seen,
366
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,161
you make me feel
20 years younger,
367
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,424
which would make me
18 years old.
368
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,599
[laughs]
369
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,090
I thank God
for sending you to me.
370
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:36,316
Well, if no one
has any objections...
371
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:43,410
...I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
372
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,761
[applause]
373
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,723
♪ ♪
374
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:53,594
[Fela vocalizing]
375
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,251
I cannot wait
for the honeymoon.
376
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,122
Be respectful, I'm
a married woman now.
377
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,517
Oh, sorry.
378
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,171
I'm just joking.
379
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,302
When I get you home,
380
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,912
I'm going to undress
you with my teeth.
381
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,523
[growls]
382
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,394
♪ ♪
383
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,015
You know, this was nice.
384
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,669
Yes, it was.
385
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,107
I felt bad kicking that guy
out of the chapel.
386
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,283
I hope his grandpa's okay.
387
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:32,720
You gonna give your speech?
388
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,635
Mmm.
389
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,116
Hold my Jell-O.
390
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,948
Hello, everyone,
I'd like to say a few words.
391
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,081
[indistinct chatter]
392
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,431
Hello, I am speaking!
393
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,132
Thank you.
394
00:18:57,092 --> 00:19:00,617
"Oluwakemi Adeyemi and I
met back in 1999.
395
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,840
"It was in Lagos at a bus stop
during monsoon season.
396
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,452
"The rain was coming
down so hard.
397
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,064
"We went to
a Mr. Bigg's restaurant
398
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:17,112
"and Kemi bought me a meat pie.
399
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,201
"The pie was a little cold,
400
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,681
"but thank you anyway, Kemi.
401
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:25,033
"For the meat pie
402
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,253
"and other things
you have done since then.
403
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,521
The end."
404
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,827
[applause]
405
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,920
That is exactly how it happened.
406
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,009
- Beautiful.
- Such a moving story.
407
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,402
Thank you, my sister.
408
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,447
You are welcome.
409
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,145
You know, I helped with that.
410
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,888
Don't talk to me.
I missed Vegas for this.
411
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,066
Are you tired? Do you want
to go back to your room?
412
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,242
I am doing quite well.
413
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:03,941
The champagne is mixing nicely
with my painkillers.
414
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,291
Mummy, I am not sure--
415
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,944
Oh, shut up, husband.
416
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,903
Let her
have her fun.
417
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,472
I was thinking,
418
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,865
it is only fair that,
as husband and wife,
419
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,738
you enjoy
your home to yourselves.
420
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,305
Really?
421
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,655
I can manage on my own.
422
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,222
Thank you, Mummy.
423
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,832
What is
wrong with you?
424
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:27,095
We cannot accept that.
She is your mother.
425
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,923
You will come
and live with us.
426
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,664
Are you sure?
427
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,274
You may want to give us
a few weeks, though,
428
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,233
to break in
our marital bed.
429
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,714
And our marital
kitchen counter.
430
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:40,239
Oh, and our marital
dining room table.
431
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:44,112
I want to go back
to my room now.
432
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,116
This is the best day of my life.
433
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,291
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