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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Ah, my son.
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E kaabo, Dad.
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Look at you. [laughs]
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You are a man now.
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You both have become
too American.
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Because that is where
you dragged us,
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and it is where you left us.
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Dele is my son.
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That is true, but do not forget,
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I am the one raising him.
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And for you, Auntie-- a matching
gele, handmade in Lagos.
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Ooh! Thank you, Tayo.
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When I wear this to church,
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all the ladies will pray
for my downfall.
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Oh. This will fit like a glove.
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I don't see you in months,
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and you know exactly
how much weight I have gained.
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Is bringing gifts
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to your ex-wife's family
a cultural thing?
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It is a me thing.
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Great. Then it's not offensive
that I think it's weird.
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Someone is jealous
they didn't get a fancy shirt.
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I didn't realize
it was so easy to buy your love.
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Well, now you know.
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I'm gonna go see
- how Abishola's doing.
- When you come back,
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I will tell you
about my promotion.
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Your promotion?! How exciting!
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What's the Yoruba word
for "pain in the ass"?
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It is just one dinner.
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With fabulous, Nigerian prizes!
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We will get through this.
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Tayo will spend some time with
his son, and then he'll be gone.
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I came in here
to bitch about him.
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When you don't help,
I look petty.
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He wants his presence
to bother me,
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so I will not give him
the satisfaction.
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All right,
I'll stop talking trash.
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No, no, no. I like it.
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Then let's go out there and deal
with that ass-kissing blowhard.
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[laughs]
Okay.
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[laughter]
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Ah, you are
just in time.
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We have exciting news.
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Tell us what we've won!
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You are going to be seeing
a lot more of me.
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Tayo is moving to Detroit!
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No!
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We'll be right back.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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There is no good reason
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Tayo would come back
after 12 years.
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Why is he doing this to me?
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Isn't he here
because of his promotion?
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You're right, Gloria.
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Of course it is that simple.
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Obviously,
he's here to ruin your life.
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What are you talking about?
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He is jealous
of how happy you are.
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You have a successful husband,
a promising career
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and a sexy best friend.
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And he's determined
to take it all away.
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Or he's just here
to start his new job.
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Abishola, don't listen to her.
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She's just trying
to calm you down.
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He has already started
turning my family against me.
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Auntie and Uncle love him.
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He's coming after the people
you love the most,
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which must mean I am next.
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Will you stop?
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I am helping!
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You're making her
paranoid.
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Gloria,
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if you were about
to be eaten by a snake,
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would you want your best friend
to stop that from happening,
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or would you want them
to say, "Oh, no, it's okay.
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The snake is just
here for work"?
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Sweetie, you really think
that man uprooted his whole life
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and moved here just
to mess with you?
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Yes, Gloria, we think
there is a chance!
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Oh, my God!
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It is beautiful.
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When I wear it,
all the women at church
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will pray for my downfall.
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TAYO: The worst part
of divorcing Abishola
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was that I lost access
to your fantastic cooking.
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That is a tragedy.
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[both laughing]
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Tayo.
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Ah. Hello.
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What are you doing in my house?
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Just catching up with Mummy.
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She is my mummy.
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Oh, Abishola, there is plenty
of Mummy to go around.
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You cooked dinner for him?
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You know how much
she loves to spoil me.
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It was the least I could do
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after you bought me
that lovely dress.
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Another gift.
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You are like
an uninvited Santa Claus.
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It is so nice to have a man in
the house who has an appetite.
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- Bob is so skinny now.
- Is he sick?
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No, he is not sick.
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I was wondering the same thing.
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I would love
to see you in this, Mummy.
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You should try it on.
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Good idea.
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You will take pictures
for my Instagram.
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My followers deserve a treat.
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Okay, that will be fun.
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What is your game, snake?
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I am visiting my family.
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It is my family.
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It seems I have done something
to upset you.
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I am not upset.
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You should tell
the vein in your neck.
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Only Bob can look at my neck.
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Maybe you should eat something.
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You're always agitated
when you're hungry.
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You need to leave.
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I would like to wait
until my son gets home.
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I will have him call you,
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just like I have done
for the last 12 years.
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Enough!
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I am here, and there is nothing
you can do about it,
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so stop your whining.
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Ta-da!
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Mummy, you are a vision.
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Abishola,
take the picture.
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Tayo, get in this.
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I will tag you.
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Come.
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[snoring]
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Bob?
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Bob!
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Bob!
What? What?
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I've been thinking.
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I've been sleeping.
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This is only the beginning
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of what Tayo is going
to put us through.
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Uh-huh.
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We need to take back
control of our lives.
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Sure.
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By starting a new one.
In Chicago.
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What?
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He has taken my family.
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There's no need
for us to stay.
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Well, what about my family?
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Why would he want them?
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We're not going anywhere.
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Come here.
Oh.
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Come here.
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Now, look, I'm not
gonna sugarcoat it.
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This sucks.
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It sucks a big one.
Mm.
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Here's an idea.
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Instead of letting him
take our happiness,
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let's really rub it
in his face.
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I'm listening.
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Well, when he shows up,
we'll drown him in PDA.
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Hold hands, kiss, hug.
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I could also
squeeze your buns.
[laughs]
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Hey, that's good thinking.
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The point is, we got this.
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[sighs] Okay.
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What do you say?
Should we get some sleep?
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Yes.
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Mmm.
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Hey!
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I'm just practicing.
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Gloria, what do you need?
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Dr. Bradford,
this is Abishola.
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Hello.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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I hope to be a doctor
one day myself.
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Hmm.
She's a therapist.
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Oh.
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I hope to be a real doctor.
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What's happening here?
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I wanted you two
to talk.
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About my surgery?
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About her anger.
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I am not on the clock.
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This is very unprofessional.
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Be nice. I'm shaving you later.
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I am sorry she's bothering you.
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You have unresolved issues
with your ex-husband,
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you'd never go to therapy
on your own,
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and she's willing to help.
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No, I'm not!
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Before I leave,
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do you need anything?
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Yes. Can you take her with you?[scoffs]
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After my surgery,
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you and I should speak
about your boundary issues.
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Oh, now you're on the clock.
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[TV plays indistinctly]
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Thank you
for including me in this.
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Of course.
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It is a church men's group.
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All are welcome...
except women.
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[laughs]
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[knocking at door]
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- Sorry I'm late.
- Uh, don't apologize to me.
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Apologize to God.
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My bad.
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Bob.
Tayo.
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Tunde.
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So, we'll be seeing you
at church, too?
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Ah. I am a man of God.
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Well, God bless ya.
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I see you brought some beer.
That's very generous.
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Yeah, I didn't want to show up
empty-handed... or uninvited.
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That reminds me, Uncle.
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I thought your friends
might enjoy a gift...
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from Cuba.
[Uncle Tunde gasps]
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Tayo brought some Cuban cigars!
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[all exclaiming]
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And Bob has brought
enough beers for five people.
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Well, I can't smoke.
[clears throat]
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I don't want
to get cigar breath.
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Your ex-wife and I have
a pretty hot date night planned.
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Mm. Good for you.
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Yeah, it is.
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'Cause we're so in love.
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Thinking about taking her on
a little getaway this summer.
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You ever been to Fiji?
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Yes, I went there with Abishola.
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All right, listen.
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You're at Auntie and Uncle's,
you're at the house,
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now you're here.
We're a little Tayo'd out.
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I see.
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Abishola asked you
to say something.
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This is coming from me.
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[chuckles]
If you say so.
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I do. If you're gonna be
in Detroit for business,
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we got to figure out a way
to make this work
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so it doesn't drive
everybody nuts.
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I understand.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
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- Well, good.
- I can see
that my being here
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is putting a strain
on your marriage.
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It's not.
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You are obviously
threatened by me.
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I'm not threatened.
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Okay.
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I just told you
- we had a hot date.
- Mm-hmm.
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Usually people who have
a healthy sex life
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don't have to plan it out.
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Next time you come
over, you'll see.
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She gets real grabby.
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They also don't have
to brag about it.
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I'm not bragging,
I'm telling the truth.
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Abishola and I have
plenty of sex!
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Bob, please, this is
a Christian meeting.
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You're a real pain
in the idi.
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Idi means ass.
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Pack your bags.
We're moving' to Chicago.
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What happened?
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Guess who showed up
at men's group
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and embarrassed me
in front of my God friends?
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Oh, no...
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00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,907
As soon as Tayo spoke,
265
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,214
I just wanted to punch him
in his smug face.
266
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,650
I'm glad you did not.
267
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,608
I wouldn't have wanted
to miss that.
268
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,263
I don't know why I thought
I could reason with that guy.
269
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,091
He is not reasonable.
270
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,093
Yeah, you tried to tell me,
but in my head,
271
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,442
I was saying,
"It's not that bad,
272
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,836
she's being Abishola about it."
273
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:51,754
"Abishola about it"?
274
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,149
Well, you know
how you can get.
275
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,629
I do not. Tell me.
276
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,025
That doesn't matter.
The point is, you're right.
277
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,288
The point has changed.
278
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,117
When you worry about something,
279
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,685
you have a tendency to jump
to the worst-case scenario.
280
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,862
Which I find endearing.
281
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,951
I do not do that.
282
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,561
Honey, when Dele got
his hair braided,
283
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,172
you said he was going
to prison.
284
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,696
He still might.
285
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,525
Okay. My mistake.
286
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,353
- It was.
- Let's just drop it.
287
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:26,702
Great idea.
288
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,748
Maybe we don't even need
to talk at all.
289
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,489
Honey, come on.
Tayo wants us to fight.
290
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,624
I'll let you squeeze my buns!
291
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,461
Karo.
Ah.
292
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,855
E karo, Mummy.
I was just cleaning up.
293
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,031
I know you slept
on the couch.
294
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,903
I saw you when I came out
to watch Jimmy Kimmel.
295
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,645
I just dozed off.
296
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,779
I also heard every word
of your argument with Bob.
297
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,868
[sighs]
298
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,870
Do I always think about
the worst-case scenario?
299
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,915
Of course.
That is how I raised you.
300
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,701
Bob thinks it is
a bad thing.
301
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,008
Because Bob has never
faced any hardship.
302
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,141
I do worry a lot.
303
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,969
You are supposed to.
304
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,406
When you consider
the worst-case scenario,
305
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,190
you can stop it
from happening.
306
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,409
Exactly.
307
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,064
You have overcome
many obstacles in your life.
308
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,457
Anyone who questions
how you did that
309
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,372
does not understand
your strength.
310
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,113
Thank you, Mummy.
Mm.
311
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,682
If those people
on the Titanic thought like us,
312
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,597
they would still
be alive today.
313
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,471
I don't think
they would.
314
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,214
That was about
100 years ago.
315
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,828
Shut up!
I am helping you.
316
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,054
All right, Wi-Fi
should be good to go.
317
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,709
Ah, someday you must explain
your trick to me.
318
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,756
I unplug it
and then I plug it back in.
319
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,803
You are so handy.
320
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,371
- Don't mention it.
- And kind.
321
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,112
Okay, thanks.
322
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:15,028
You also have an incredible
memory for sports scores.
323
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,464
Super Bowl 16, go.
324
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,727
Niners 26, Bengals 21.
325
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,685
What the hell is
going on right now?
326
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,774
We just thought
you might like
327
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,168
a reminder
of how special you are.
328
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,649
Why?
329
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,347
Just in case
someone's arrival
330
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:33,002
has someone
feeling insecure.
331
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,832
The one "someone"
is Tayo.
332
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,747
The other "someone"
is you.
333
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,926
The guy's a little annoying,
but I'm fine.
334
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,059
The Bob I know
would never shout
335
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:49,149
about how many times
he makes love to my niece.
336
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,848
Yeah, that wasn't great.
337
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,068
What can I say?
The guy gets under my skin.
338
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:58,419
Oh, it is natural for you to be
a little threatened by him.
339
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,116
You are worried
we love him
340
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,596
more than we love you.
341
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,251
You got me.
That's the issue.
342
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:09,082
Doesn't it feel good
to say it?
343
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,912
Put your fears to rest.
You are our Bob.
344
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,088
And no one can
replace that.
345
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,480
Thank you.
346
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,966
As soon as I found out
the truth about Tayo,
347
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,055
I came straight here.
348
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,362
Well, I called Gloria
to tell her I was right,
349
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,103
and then I came
straight here.
350
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,540
What did you find out?
351
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,803
Well, first of all,
I learned that
352
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,285
my Nigerian gossip network
is as strong as ever.
353
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:40,983
Would you like to know
354
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,071
who is going to win
the next election?
355
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,117
Just tell me
about Tayo.
356
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,249
Fine. Waste your vote.
357
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,732
Tayo is not
just here for work.
358
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,473
He's a snake.
359
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,258
A slithering sidewinder.
360
00:15:57,347 --> 00:16:00,655
The promotion is real,
but he only applied for it
361
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,963
because his wife
in Nigeria has left him.
362
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,660
Oluwa mi o.
363
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:09,272
Oh, save the oluwa mi o
for the coup de grâce.
364
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,273
What is it?
365
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,188
The pièce de résistance.
366
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,973
Kemi.
367
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,626
Okay.
368
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,585
Tayo's wife has left him
369
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,239
for his brother.
370
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,283
No!
371
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,938
Yes.
372
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,943
That look on your face
is all the thanks I need.
373
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,251
But also,
you should thank me.
374
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,516
Hey.
Hello, Bob.
375
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,258
How are you, my love?
376
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,129
"My love." Wow.
377
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,739
I kind of thought
you'd still be mad at me.
378
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,264
That is in the past.
379
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,744
The most wonderful thing
has happened.
380
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,182
Tayo's life has fallen apart.
381
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,185
That's great.
382
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,186
Yes.
383
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,233
I'm so happy for you both.
384
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,899
Your credit is impeccable.
385
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,031
And it would be nice
to have you
386
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,032
across the hall.
387
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,903
It really would.
388
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,515
But your application
has been denied.
389
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,127
Sorry.
390
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,998
What is the problem?
391
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,827
We are Team Bob.
392
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,701
He won't like bumping into you
every time he comes to visit.
393
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,442
That does not matter.
394
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,315
It matters to Bob,
so it matters to us.
395
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,620
You are going to reject me
396
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,361
because he is
an insecure little baby?
397
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,059
Hey, watch your mouth.
398
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,757
He is our insecure
little baby.
399
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,108
Have a blessed day.
400
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,373
It is a shame.
401
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,332
I was going to offer you
one year's rent.
402
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,769
Up front.
403
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,517
We are reconsidering
your application.
404
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,519
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