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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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I want you to start working
on the warehouse floor.
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Packing, shipping, cleaning.
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That sounds hard.
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It is.
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But after a year or two,
you'll be a different person.
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You'll have a new respect
for the company
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and a new respect
for yourself.
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Yeah, but a year?
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Or two.
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[both chuckle]
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So, once we are married,
I will be your oko.
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Oko.
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You just called yourself
a shovel.
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Oko.
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That means "stone."
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All right. Anyway, before
we officially become
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oko and iyawo...[laughs]
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Male genitalia and wife.
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Before we become that,
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there's something I'd
like for you to do.
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Read this e-mail
for me, will you?
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Is it spam? Look, we might have
our Nigerian princes,
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but you have
your Publishers Clearing House.
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Read it.
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Uncle Tunde has still
not gotten the magazines
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from that time
you told him...
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Just read it.
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"The Michigan Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association
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"is proud to announce
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that Bob Wheeler has been named
Businessman of the Year."
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This is not spam.
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It is not.
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Oh, this is wonderful, Bob.
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Eh, it's no big deal.
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Oh.
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It's just some
stupid, fancy dinner
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where everybody stands up
and gives dumb speeches
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about how great I am.
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I see.
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So, do you want
to go with me?
I do not.
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What? Why?
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You just said
it was dumb and stupid.
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I was being humble.
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Don't do that.
It is an ugly trait.
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What, I'm just supposed
to start crowing
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about what a
great guy I am?
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Are you great?
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Yes, I'm the damn
Businessman of the Year.
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Then act like it.
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Fine. Abishola,
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I am the best
at what I do,
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and I'm getting an
award that says so.
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I want you to be
there when I get it.
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In that case, I'll go.
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Thank you.
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Even if you do sound
a little full of yourself.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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I'll show her.
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Pack her in a box.
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Ship her to an old folks' home.
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You don't send Christina
down here.
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You don't send Bob. Perfect Bob.
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Get out of town.
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[tape rips]
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That's all of them.
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You want me to get
another pallet?
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Oh, that's
more than en...
Uh-uh.
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Boxes are in the back
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behind the shipping labels.
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Uh, while you're there,
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organize the
shipping labels.
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You got it.
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What?
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So, my cooking is not
good enough for you?
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[scoffs] I just wanted
to mix it up a little bit.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you were such a foodie.
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Hello.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Abishola brings her lunch
every day.
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You don't give her a hard time.
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She has brought the same meal
for nine years.
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Her taste buds are
practically dead in her mouth.
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Kemi, unfortunately,
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I won't be able to have dinner
with you on Friday night.
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-We have no plans on Friday.
-Good,
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because I have to go to a gala
where Bob is being honored
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for his business excellence.
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Ooh, nice one, sock man.
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It is not nice. It is wonderful.
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Oh.
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My fiancé is the best
at what he does,
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and he's being named
Businessman of the Year.
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I'm very happy for you
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and extremely jealous.
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Aw, thank you.
Mm.
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Didn't Chukwuemeka just win
Employee of the Month?
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Of the month, Gloria.
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Next to Bob's
achievement,
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it's almost pathetic.
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Aw. Thank you.
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Arm candy
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at a big gala.
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You sure you're
ready for that?
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Of course I am.
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Okay. I'm just saying,
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when it comes to chitchatting
and joking,
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these are not
your strengths.
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KEMI:
But you do have
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other great qualities, huh?
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-You are tall.
-Mm-hmm.
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Just remember you're
there to support Bob.
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-Like a first lady.
-Mm-hmm.
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-The first lady of socks.
-GLORIA:
Yeah, that's good.
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Just try not to give
off so much Hillary.
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Embrace your inner Melania.
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Melania?
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Yes, Melania.
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She's beautiful, poised,
and, like Abishola,
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she's a hardworking immigrant
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on the arm of
a large, sweaty businessman.
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GLORIA:
Oh, my God.
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You are Melania.
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-Can't I be Michelle?
-No.
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There's only one Michelle.
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-Wow.
-Look at you,
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my plus-size James Bond.
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I'll take it.
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If someone
has to win an award
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for White Male Businessman
of the Year,
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I'm so glad it's you.[sighs]
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The award is
not just for white men.
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[chuckles] Is that right?
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Yeah. My buddy Greg Ramirez
won it a couple years ago.
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He's half something.
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Wow. Okay.
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Clearly, there's no problem.
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Look, I hear what you're saying,
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but what am I supposed to do,
not accept the award?
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No. No.
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You have earned it.
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I mean, only people
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who benefit from the system
have the power to change it,
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but tonight's about you.
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I'm on your side, Bobby.
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Things were better
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when men were in charge.
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That is not my side.
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This industry
was always great to women
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as long as you knew
how to play the game.
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Let the fellas have a
look here, a grab there.
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The fresher they got,
the more I got.
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Yeah, by "fresher," you mean
"sexually assault-ier."
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DOTTIE:
Honey,
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you got to stop listening
to those lesbians on NPR.
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Mom, I agree
with Christina.
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Sure, you do.
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Don't wink at me.
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[Christina scoffs]
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Turn your nose
up all you want.
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You would've
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done well back in the day.
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-Oh, please.
-I'm just saying,
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you got a butt for business.
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Mom, that is offensive.
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Petra's Pilates every Tuesday.
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It's paying off.
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-Mom!
-That's it.
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Let them think they're
getting away with something.
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[clicks]
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I love that sound.
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I never got to punch out
upstairs.
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No matter if I came in or not,
I still got paid.
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[clicks]
A lot.
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Whereas if we don't
punch in and out,
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we lose our health benefits.
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[chuckles] Crazy.
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Douglas, you have done
a good job this week.
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Really?
Yes.
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To be honest,
from our previous interactions,
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we expected you to be
a worthless piece of excrement.
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That's fair.
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-But we were wrong.
-It has been a pleasure.
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Thanks, guys.
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I really appreciate it.[all chuckle]
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May I give you a bro hug?
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That'd be great. [chuckles]
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[grunts, chuckles]
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So, Friday night, huh?
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Yes, it is.
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You guys just go on home
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-straight after work?
-Oh, no.
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My wife often has me
stop at the store
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to pick up sundries.[chuckles]
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And I sometimes use
the exercise equipment
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-in the park.
-Mm-hmm.
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'Cause I was thinking
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it's the end of my first week.
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Maybe we go get a drink
or something.
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Perhaps we could go
for one drink.[chuckles]
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Really? That'd be great.
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I know this little
hole-in-the-wall right near me.
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[dance music playing]
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What do you guys think?
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I did not expect the entrance
to be an actual hole in a wall.
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Right? Tatiana!
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These are my guys.
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Treat 'em right.
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This music is so loud, I can
feel the bass in my bones.
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I can feel the bass
in my bones!
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There he is.
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Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!
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Hello, Bob.
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Well, I believe you mean,
"Hello,
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"Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!"
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[laughs]
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Yeah, we don't have to do
that whole title every time.
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[sobbing]
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Auntie,
why are you crying?
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We are so proud of you.
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Thanks, guys.
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Bob, tell us, how
did you do it?
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Well, there is a lot
that goes into winning
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an award like this, but mostly
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it's about believing
in your product.
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If you believe,
the customer will, too.
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Mm.
You should
write a book.
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Business Advice from Michigan's Undergarment Manufacturers'
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Association's
Businessman of the Year.
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It's catchy.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
We have something for you.
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You didn't have
to do that.
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We wanted to surprise you!
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It is a tie.
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Act surprised.
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Well, it might have been
easier to act surprised
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if you didn't tell me.[scoffs]
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It is a very
important tie.
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It belonged to
Olu's father, Ayo,
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who was a man of-of-of
honor and integrity.
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During the Biafran War, Ayo
put his life on the line
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to save innocent
Igbo refugees,
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feeding them, sheltering them
when no one else would.
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And it will now be worn by a man
who lives up to his legacy.
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Geez, Tunde, it's just a stupid
Businessman of the Year award.
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I see.
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Olu!
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Forget the tie!
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The award is stupid!
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Could I at least
see the tie?
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[sighs]
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Hillary?
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[takes deep breath]
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Michelle.
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Melania.
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[piano playing
mellow jazz music]
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Boy, Christina was right.
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White guy, white guy,
white guy,
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Ramirez, white guy.
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00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,432
-Oh, God.
-What is wrong?
263
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BOB:
It's Gene Johnson.
264
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,219
Is he one of
the white guys?
265
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,960
Like, the head white guy.
266
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,657
You ever hear of Spanx?
267
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,919
Yes. Melania wears them.
268
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,878
Well, that's 'cause of Gene.
269
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,315
He's an undergarment god.
He never comes to these things.
270
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,317
Sounds like he could
help your business.
271
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,319
You should go
chitchat with him.
272
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,756
You don't chitchat
with Gene Johnson.
273
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,889
It's Gene Johnson.
274
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,586
And you are Bob Wheeler,
275
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,544
Michigan's Businessman
of the Year.
276
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,764
I am.
277
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:02,983
Come.
278
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,767
Okay, I guess
we're doing this.
279
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,901
We're talking
to Gene Johnson.
Mm-hmm.
280
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,250
[laughter]
281
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,034
[laughing loudly]
282
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,253
Hey, Gene.
283
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,558
-Hey.
-Bob Wheeler,
284
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,343
MaxDot Socks.
Businessman of the Year.
285
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,475
-Oh, right.
-I'm a big fan,
Gene.
286
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,956
Big fan. What you did in '04
for the mid-calf pull-up,
287
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,218
pure genius.
288
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,959
-Thank you.
-And who's this?
289
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,178
Oh.
290
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,875
-This is my fiancée.
-Abishola.
291
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,137
-Paula.
-Abishola.
292
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,791
That's an interesting name.
293
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,227
It means "born to wealth."
294
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,925
It's Nigerian.
She's Nigerian.
295
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,056
Is that right?
296
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,232
Sure is.
Straight out of Lagos.
297
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,407
Well, how do you say
"cheers" in Nigerian?
298
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,757
That's a great
question, Gene.
299
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,281
You know, Nigeria has
many languages,
300
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,718
Yoruba being
one of the most popular,
301
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,069
and in Yoruba,
"cheers" is "kara o li."
302
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,723
Kara o li.
303
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,551
Actually, it's
"kara o le."
304
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,597
Li, le-- either way,
we're drinking, right, Gene?
305
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,643
[laughter]
306
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,650
And then she waited tables
in Barcelona.
307
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,826
She lived all over Europe before
she even came to this country.
308
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,306
Speaks five languages.
309
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,655
I mean, she could probably
tell you her story
310
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:07,830
better than I could.
311
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,179
Oh, I wouldn't want
to interrupt you.
312
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,877
She came here...
313
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,880
...for a better life
for her and her son.
314
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,925
Works every day to put him
through medical school.
315
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,623
Now, that is
-the American dream.
-GENE: Mm-hmm.
316
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,625
Excuse me. I'm going
to get more wine.
317
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,453
Oh, and she knows
how to pick 'em.
318
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,846
Used to be a sommelier.
319
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,066
Which has nothing to do
with Somalia.
320
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,285
She taught me that.
321
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,810
[dance music playing]
322
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,681
Check it out.
323
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,684
It's a callus.
324
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,817
Oh. That is from
the tape gun.
325
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,949
It's preventable
if you wear gloves.
326
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,951
I don't want to prevent it.
I'm proud of it.
327
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,301
Makes me feel like
I really earned this bottle.
328
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,129
That bottle is $1,200.
329
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,522
Right?
330
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,611
It's like two whole paychecks.
Crazy.
331
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:52,570
I can't imagine spending
my paychecks on vodka
332
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,356
instead of something
frivolous like rent.
333
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,924
Oh, no, my mom pays my rent.
334
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,188
It's a blessing,
but it's also a curse.
335
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,711
How is that a curse?
336
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,366
It's not, but I'd sound
like a real douche
337
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,020
if I didn't say that.
338
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,586
Yes,
339
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,850
you have avoided that.
340
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,417
You know, on second thought,
we must own that place
341
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,028
because we just put in a pool.
342
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,333
And a pool, by the way...
343
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,857
Is a blessing and a curse?
344
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,032
Exactly.
345
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,033
[song changes]
346
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,905
Oh, this is my jam!
347
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:23,950
Ooh.
348
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,734
[dance music continues]
349
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:31,392
This douche lifestyle
is definitely a blessing.
350
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,660
Hey. I needed a break
from those guys, too.
351
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,531
I needed a break from you.
352
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,098
Me? What did I do?
353
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,188
You are listing my
qualifications to these people.
354
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,537
How many languages
I speak,
355
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,626
how many countries I've been to.
356
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,716
You told complete strangers
everything about me and my son.
357
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,196
Well, he didn't care about me.
358
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,676
He wanted to hear
stories about you.
359
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,504
Then why didn't you
let me tell them?
360
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,159
I just thought
it might be better if...
361
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,812
I did not speak?
362
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,729
Who is the most famous
footwear philosopher?
363
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,253
What?
364
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,819
Sock-ra-tees.
365
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,780
I googled sock jokes for you.
366
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,915
I was ready to be fun tonight,
but you never gave me a chance.
367
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,613
Sir, they're
about to start.
Just a minute.
368
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,270
You shouldn't keep
Gene Johnson waiting.
369
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,929
[dance music continues]
370
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,888
Tatiana! Tatiana!
371
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:33,933
What are you doing?
372
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,935
Calling the waitress.
373
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,545
I'm ordering more bubbly.
374
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,286
That's a fun word for champagne.
375
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,288
-Look at yourself.
-I have been.
376
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:44,421
There are so many mirrors
in here.
377
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,423
We should not be in this place.
378
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,338
None of these
people should be.
379
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:51,124
It's like a contest to see
who can waste the most money.
380
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,953
Eminem's dog walker
is definitely winning.
381
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,215
What?
382
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,477
I met him
in the unisex bathroom.
383
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,609
He has diamonds in his teeth.
384
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,568
This is not you, Kofo.
385
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,135
You are a man
of substance.
386
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,702
And your father did not
entrust me with your care
387
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,270
to have you gallivanting
in this house of mirrors.
388
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,185
DOUGLAS:
Hey, guys!
389
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,839
We have room for
these ladies to rest
390
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,841
and take off
their uncomfortable shoes?
391
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,539
Douglas, I am sorry.
We were just...
Shut up.
392
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:21,284
Ladies, I am
Goodwin Aderibigbe Olayiwola.
393
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,112
Charmed to meet you.
394
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:26,333
Tatiana darling,
two more glasses!
395
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:34,297
Please, give a round of applause
for our Businessman of the Year,
396
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,951
Bob Wheeler.
397
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,479
Thank you, everyone.
398
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,481
Uh, this is a real honor to be
399
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,875
a part of such
a tight-knit community.
400
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,486
That joke only works here,
people.
401
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:53,012
Seriously though,
uh, I am so grateful,
402
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,839
for this honor...
403
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:59,496
...but more so
for that woman right there.
404
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:05,111
That beautiful, powerful,
elegant woman.
405
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,374
I am an idiot.
406
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,423
I care too much
what other people think,
407
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:17,079
when your opinion is the only
one that really matters to me.
408
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:21,257
I should've let you shine,
honey, and I didn't.
409
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,389
And I'm sorry.
410
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,305
What does this have
to do with socks?
411
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:28,047
If you want to speak, you should
run your company better.
412
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,919
Then maybe
you could win the award.
413
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,704
I love you, Abishola.
414
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,924
You're the best thing
in my life.
415
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,189
Th... And, uh,
this is nice, too.
416
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,538
Thank you.
417
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,801
[applause]
418
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,675
Although it should be called
"Businessperson of the Year."
419
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,069
Let's catch up
with the times, people.
420
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:58,555
Mm.
421
00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,904
Congratulations.
422
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,123
Thank you.
423
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,256
Why didn't you tell
the "Sock-ra-tees" joke?
424
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,605
Are you kidding?
425
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,997
I can't tell it
as good as you do.
426
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,915
We should go
to your house.
427
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,353
Are you sure?
It's getting pretty late.
428
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:14,702
I know how late it is.
429
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,399
Well, if we have a nightcap,
430
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,967
I'm not sure I'll be able to
drive you back to your place.
431
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,405
Well, I guess
I'll have to stay the night.
432
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:23,798
Oh.
433
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,192
Oh.
434
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:32,459
You must have really
loved my speech.
435
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,504
It was okay.
Mm.
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