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"Tiny hellish demons disguised
as playthings of children,
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"diminutive beasts who
thrive on fear and pain,
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"who feast on the souls of those
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"who dare cross their path,"
my goodness.
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"They will mount in numbers
until their army rises
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"and opens the gates to Toy Hell.
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"Led by the Toy Master."
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The crazy lady
wasn't so crazy after all.
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"He who possesses this wicked tome
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"controls the Toy Master's will.
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"Beware the toys.
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Well, I possess it now, buddy.
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We'll see about that.
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- Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.
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- You're stepping on my boots,
little Mickey.
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- Frownie afraid of the dark.
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- Shut up, you moron.
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Let us out.
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Open this fucking trunk or
the shit's gonna hit the fan.
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- Gonna hit the fan, hit the fan.
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- Face it, loser.
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We're running this rodeo.
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- Yeehaw, yeehaw.
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- Now let us out before I put you
on a permanent time out.
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Let us out.
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Come on, let us out of here.
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Scratch, he shows his grizzled
muzzle and he threatens
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to cloak the world in darkness
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and forsake the glory and life
of Lord Jesus Christ.
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That is when we must be strong.
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That is when we must stand and shout,
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"Satan, you get-"
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- Turn that shit off.
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Bring me a bowl of mayonnaise;
I'm starving.
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- Now, Ray-Ray.
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- Probably you've been hot
before your giant ass.
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- Ray-Ray, you don't mean that.
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You're just not yourself.
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Think back,
something evil got a hold of you.
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- Evil?
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- Ray-Ray, you gotta fight it.
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We're best friends, remember?
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- You can never stop our reign of terror.
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Untie me or your suffering will be legendary.
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- Satan, you are cast out of this home,
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cast out of this life.
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- Satan, get lead behind me.
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- Fuck you, steak.
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Your shovel goes right.
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You're nothing but a piece of garbage
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with a shitty ass haircut.
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You'll never amount to anything.
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You're just a dried up old spinster who smells
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like fried baloney and won't drive home.
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- Why, you son of a bitch.
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No, I need help, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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- Father Glover. - Ah, Father McGavin.
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I just made a pot.
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- Oh, no, no thank you.
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I took your advice and I went down to the archives.
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- Horribly dreary down there.
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- Father, I found this.
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Father, it's filled with pages and pages
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that corroborate the woman's story.
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It says that the Evil Toys are already here.
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I did some research.
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I went on the internet and I found underground videos
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of people saying that the toys there,
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they're basically being distributed
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to gullible folks that will nurture the toys.
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It says that when the time is right,
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the toys will rise in an army to destroy mankind.
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- Sounds like horseshit. - Maybe.
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But Father, what if it isn't?
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- Father-- - Will you at least
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grant me the permission to look into it further?
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- Yes, but please keep in mind that most of the writings
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from that period are simply metaphors for mental illness.
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- Father, she, she seems so convinced.
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- She's bat shit.
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Sister Alicia believes that she saw the face
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of Jesus in her oatmeal.
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That doesn't make it true.
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We live in very troubled times, Father.
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Plain and simple, the only demons that truly exist
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are the ones in our head. - Right, understood.
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- I'll shit on your grave.
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I'm gonna bury you alive.
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The legion of toys will kill everyone that you love.
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- May the power of Christ compel you.
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- Fuck you.
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- Teddy. - Hey, Sybil.
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Is Christy around?
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- Christy?
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- My girlfriend; I haven't seen her
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since we got back from Mexico.
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We kind of got into it on the plane ride back.
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I figured she was giving me the cold shoulder,
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but it's been two weeks.
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I can't get ahold of her.
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- I haven't seen her.
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She, she ain't been around here.
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- At all?
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I mean, her car's still here.
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- Like I said, I have not seen her.
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I have a lot to do.
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If I see her, I'll tell her to call you.
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- Oh, if you see her-
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- What?
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- Sybil Pittman?
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It's Father McGavin.
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- I can't talk right now.
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My plate is very full.
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- I researched some of the things that you were trying
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to share with me.
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Sybil, I think there may actually
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be some truth to the claims that you were making.
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- Well, goodie for you.
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You're too late.
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- I need to meet with you
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as soon as possible, Sybil, please.
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I really think that the church needs
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to just have something--
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- It's too late.
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- But I really believe--
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- I have a pissed off demon tied up
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in my living room right now, okay?
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I can't talk.
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- This is not gonna end well.
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- Ray-Ray?
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- Hey, honey, you got any ibuprofen?
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- Ray-Ray?
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Is it really you?
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- Yes, of course it's me.
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Who else would it be?
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- You're back to your normal self.
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- Nothing knocks the devil outta you
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like a frying pan to the head.
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- You ain't fooling me.
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- I'm right as rain.
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I'll swear on a stack of bibles.
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Come on, we gotta end this craziness once
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and for all. - Okay, okay.
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- I never wanna see another doll as long as I live.
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- You a friend of Ms. Pittman?
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- No, my girlfriend's a roommate, or was.
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- Was?
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- She's not returning my phone calls.
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- Private Detective Klink.
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Mind if I ask you a few questions?
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- Sure, I mean, it's probably nothing.
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We went on vacation together,
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got into it on the plane ride back.
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I dropped her off here.
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I haven't heard from her since.
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Sybil said she hasn't been here.
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- Sybil said that? - Yeah.
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- Does your girlfriend have a habit of disappearing?
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- No. - I can help you find her.
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- Mommy?
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Daddy?
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Baby can't breathe in here.
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- What are we gonna do with them?
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- Maybe we can put the box in a fireplace and burn them.
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- They're gonna barbecue us.
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- Good idea. - Or better yet,
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we can sink them in the river.
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- No, Daddy, please.
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- Frownie likes swimming.
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- Or maybe we'll just kill you instead.
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- Let's hogtie her, yeehaw.
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- It's time I delivered demonic toys.
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The day of reckoning is upon us.
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Toys shall ravish the earth.
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Rivers of blood shall flood the streets.
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- You lose, Sybil.
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Now let's finish this loser off, Daddy.
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Tie this bitch up so I can go medieval on her.
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- We shall feast on the skull caps of the dead.
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- Frownie hungry. - Rise.
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- Yeehaw.
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- Go for it, Skipper.
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- Where are the dolls?
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- Way ahead of you, Mr. Chuck.
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She's clearly got cold feet,
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so I'm taking matters into my own hands.
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- It's you that will be sold if you continue to fail.
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This is your last chance.
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- I got you, boo.
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Today is the day.
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I'm going to her house and not leaving
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until I have all three dolls.
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One way or another.
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- Feeling comfy, Mommy?
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Now it's your turn for a time out.
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Your final time out.
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That old battle ax was right.
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You're not evil.
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You're just stupid.
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Time for night-night.
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- Drain her life force.
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- Mommy got an ouchie.
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Can I kiss it to make it better?
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- Protect me, Father,
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from the unknown evil I'm about to face.
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- Sign this, I'll submit a missing person report.
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I have a feeling there's more
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to this story that meets the eye.
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In the meantime, have you contacted her parents?
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- No, I never met 'em.
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You really think something happened?
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- The only thing I know for sure
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is that Sybil Pittman is up to no good.
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Do you have any other information
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on your girlfriend that might help me locate her?
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- No, I mean, we could look in her car.
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It hasn't moved since we got back.
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I have a spare key.
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- What about the house key?
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- Yeah, why?
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- I want a peanut butter banana sandwich.
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Hurry up and open the gates to Toy Hell.
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- Let's butcher this filly.
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- Toy Hell, Toy Hell.
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- Let's do this.
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Baby needs to smell the bull.
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- Gather my beloved playthings.
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It's time for a big ceremony.
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- Let's fuck some shit up.
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- I call on everything that is evil,
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now from the far of fight.
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.
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- Pardon the interruption.
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- Huh?
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- Which one of you ordered the exorcism.
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Retreat, demon.
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In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ,
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I bind you from executing your foolish evil.
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- Kill him, Daddy, kill him.
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- Stand back, tiny demons.
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- Ouchie.
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- All right, what do I do now?
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- Kill him.
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- Daddy sick. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Lord, our God, make known that you're alive.
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Will away the corruption
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and restrengthen this innocent's faith.
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- Real amateur, the only reason why you became a priest
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is because you got a tiny little dick.
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- What you say?
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- Tiny little dick, tiny little dick.
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- A tiny little dick.
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- No, no, no, don't listen to 'em, just read.
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- Okay, use him, Lord, so that he--
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- Like when I sass your mama and I clubbed him.
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- See y'all in hell, man.
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I return this innocent to patience and hope,
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temperance and purity.
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Purity and peace.
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I ask this through Christ, our Lord.
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Restore this wretched child of God.
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I command you to leave this home.
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- I did it, I did it.
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Archaic, my ass.
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00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,516
- Oh, hey, honey.
267
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,227
Sybil, come over here and help me up.
268
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,930
Oh, praise God, praise Jesus.
269
00:21:56,014 --> 00:22:00,954
- Now, time for night-night.
270
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:06,934
- Adios, motherfucker.
271
00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:13,871
- Ray-Ray?
272
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:19,497
- Well, boys, if you want something done right,
273
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,574
you gotta do it yourself.
274
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,847
Now let's go raise a little hell.
275
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:35,849
- No.
276
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:45,359
- Hello?
277
00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:47,271
Hello?
278
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,600
Is anybody up there?
279
00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:53,972
Baby Oopsie, you open this door and face the music.
280
00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:00,783
Ray-Ray, we're locked in.
281
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,779
We're stuck down here.
282
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,121
- It's all here.
283
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:10,088
Everything we need to open the gates.
284
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,125
Buckle up, fellas.
285
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:19,297
The doll shit is about to hit the fan for mankind.
286
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:25,465
- Toy Hell. - Yeehaw, Toy Hell.
287
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,653
- What the fuck? - A car.
288
00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:37,748
- Well, what?
289
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:44,387
- Ready?
290
00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:45,919
- Well, what do we do?
291
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,664
- Get back on the country, bitch.
292
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:59,271
- My daddy and I used to have tea parties down here.
293
00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:05,939
I was never happier.
294
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,819
I'd make him pretend we were at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas,
295
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,091
sipping tea with Elvis.
296
00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:21,755
I knew he'd rather be anywhere else
297
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,900
in the world than sitting in that tiny chair,
298
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,634
but he always went along with it.
299
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,206
After he joined my mama in heaven,
300
00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:42,548
I kept collecting as many dolls as I could,
301
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,520
just like you,
302
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,563
when all my days were happy ones.
303
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:58,228
- They'll be happy again, honey,
304
00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:02,725
right after we get the hell outta here.
305
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,784
Now, let's go kick some killer doll ass.
306
00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:14,752
- Let's do it.
307
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:37,368
- Shut the fuck up.
308
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,539
- Sorry.
309
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:46,683
- Up that way.
310
00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,608
Go on that way. - Okay.
311
00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:04,327
- What about the windows?
312
00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:05,499
- They're painted shut.
313
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:10,737
I think this might be the end, Ray-Ray.
314
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,007
It's all my fault.
315
00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:21,252
Maybe Oopsie's right; evil wins.
316
00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:47,736
- You go handle the tall one. - Okay.
317
00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:51,239
Okay.
318
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,557
- Go take care of the Po-Po.
319
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,661
- Christy. - Yeehaw,
320
00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:58,003
get along, little doggy.
321
00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:00,542
It's time to go to the slaughterhouse.
322
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,077
Reach for the sky, you darn varmint.
323
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,679
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
324
00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:21,761
You ain't going nowhere.
325
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,500
This ain't my first day at the rodeo, yeehaw.
326
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,495
It's blank eye.
327
00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:39,307
Woohoo, yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.
328
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:45,879
Looks like you got yourself into quite a jam.
329
00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:04,071
- Bazinga.
330
00:30:08,406 --> 00:30:12,176
Whoa.
331
00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,852
You gotta ask yourself,
332
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:20,249
"Do I feel lucky?"
333
00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:21,991
- What the hell are you?
334
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:25,416
- I'm just a rooting tooting ol' cowpoke.
335
00:30:27,058 --> 00:30:29,558
Do you feel lucky, punk? - Yes.
336
00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:34,770
- Happy trails, motherfucker.
337
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:43,307
- Teddy?
338
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:45,639
- Boy howdy.
339
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:52,349
- Sybil Pittman?
340
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:56,349
This is Private Detective Klink.
341
00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:02,492
And I warn you, I am armed and my weapon drawn.
342
00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:04,533
I've already called for backup.
343
00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:08,934
So whatever the hell it is you're up to, it's over.
344
00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:11,965
- Book 'em, Dano.
345
00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:19,639
- Bitch.
346
00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,945
- Whoa.
347
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:28,885
- Fuck you, clown.
348
00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:37,602
- Howdy, partner.
349
00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:39,755
This town ain't big enough for both of us.
350
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:41,274
Reach for the sky.
351
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:45,574
Too slow.
352
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,910
Adios, motherfucker.
353
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,984
- You wanted me?
354
00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:55,779
Here I am.
355
00:32:02,186 --> 00:32:05,356
Where's your girl power now?
356
00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:10,256
Guess you won't be getting that promotion after all.
357
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,831
- What does "archaic" mean?
358
00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:15,229
- Too bad you won't be alive to find out.
359
00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:18,071
- Why, Baby Oopsie,
360
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:23,368
look what you've done to my super fun ensemble.
361
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,250
How could you do a thing like that?
362
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:31,078
- What the fuck?
363
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:36,351
Die already, you dumb blonde bimbo.
364
00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:40,334
- Girls can do anything if we only put our minds to it.
365
00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:41,185
Here's the sitch.
366
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:43,257
Can we keep it 100?
367
00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:45,602
I got you, boo.
368
00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:47,966
Can we keep it 100?
369
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,366
Can we keep it 100?
370
00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:52,968
Can we keep it 100?
371
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,271
I got you, boo.
372
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:59,242
Do a thing like that?
373
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:06,880
- Damn.
374
00:33:06,884 --> 00:33:10,964
- Christ almighty, can't you two get anything right?
375
00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:20,570
Now, get the lead out.
376
00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:28,068
- Yes, Mr. Chung.
377
00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:30,981
Keep it 100.
378
00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:32,835
Keep it one, one, one, one.
379
00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:35,245
Keep it 100.
380
00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:39,384
How could you do a thing like that?
381
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,824
- This bitch is cracking up.
382
00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:46,586
The fuck?
383
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:47,931
- Reach for the sky.
384
00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:49,155
- Now what?
385
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,760
- Playtime is over.
386
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:54,626
It's time to go back to the hell that spawned you.
387
00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:56,772
- Let's finish this bitch off.
388
00:33:58,236 --> 00:34:02,006
- Girls can do anything if they only put their mind to it.
389
00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:03,536
Their mind to it.
390
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:08,976
- Huh?
391
00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:12,648
- Girls can do anything.
392
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:14,250
- Well, fuck me to tears.
393
00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:15,522
- She's a doll.
394
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,190
- Run out.
395
00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:28,925
- We have an offer for you.
396
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:30,303
- Shoot the bitch.
397
00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:32,471
- I don't wanna shoot you.
398
00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:36,138
- Kill her. - Don't kill me.
399
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:37,380
- What a beautiful dream house.
400
00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:43,647
- Girls can do anything, anything, anything.
401
00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:44,818
Girls can do anything.
402
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,346
- Come forth, Toy Master.
403
00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:50,821
Come forth and fuck these losers up.
404
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:52,292
- Beautiful dream house.
405
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:55,230
- I command you to destroy mankind.
406
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,301
- Girls can do anything.
407
00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:01,626
- I, Baby Oopsie, possessor of this tome.
408
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:06,372
- Well, I'll tell you.
409
00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,140
- You've gotta be shitting me.
410
00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:10,909
- Satan, get yee behind me. - No.
411
00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:25,292
- I, Father Daniel McGavin, possessor of this tome,
412
00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:29,694
hereby command the presence ...
413
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,296
Of the Master of Toys.
414
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,344
- Mommy, help me.
415
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,440
I can't move.
416
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,612
- Slaughter that heifer.
417
00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:55,215
Come forth, beast of sabbath, ruler of all toys.
418
00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:06,458
Come forth and do my bidding
419
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:13,395
as the keeper of this book.
420
00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:21,377
What's up, y'all?
421
00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:27,292
- Somebody help me, I'm bruising.
422
00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:34,661
- I command you to destroy these evil vessels.
423
00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:40,971
- whoa.
424
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,598
- Well, howdy thar, partner.
425
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:49,044
Allow me to introduce myself.
426
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,484
I'm getting out of dodge.
427
00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:56,354
Whoa, nelly.
428
00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:03,923
No.
429
00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,513
- I must take a stand.
430
00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:23,165
Couldn't you just die?
431
00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:31,683
- What the fuck?
432
00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:39,394
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
433
00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:48,068
- Girls can do anything.
434
00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:51,235
I know what to do, Girlfriend Skipper.
435
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:59,806
Thank you for activating my super fun self-destruct mode.
436
00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:02,805
- We've got to go, come on.
437
00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:04,053
- Keep it 100.
438
00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:06,848
- Come on, go, go, we've gotta go.
439
00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:20,826
- From that day forward,
440
00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:22,885
our lives would never be the same.
441
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:28,770
To think so much evil could be born
442
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:30,566
out of one gal's loneliness.
443
00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:41,845
And as my beloved collection went up in flames,
444
00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:46,246
I actually felt a tremendous sigh of relief.
445
00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:51,716
I was finally ready to move on
446
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:54,762
and start living life with real folks instead of dolls.
447
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,729
My house was eventually spared,
448
00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:34,268
but not before that rotten Baby Oopsie burned up to hell,
449
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,495
back to where she came from.
450
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,879
I have got to get a new hobby.
451
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,788
The very worst, but not the very last
452
00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:01,994
of the demonic toys.
453
00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:17,814
- Wake up, Sybil.
454
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:26,184
Well, you did it.
455
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:29,653
Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're all right.
456
00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:31,263
You saved the world.
457
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,963
I gotta admit,
458
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:37,188
I learned a very big lesson being trapped in limbo.
459
00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:40,162
You're all right, Sybil.
460
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,974
Who knew even someone as stupid as you
461
00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:44,797
could occasionally get it right.
462
00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:49,307
Well, this is it.
463
00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:52,306
My soul is finally free.
464
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,249
I just wanted to say thanks, Sybil.
465
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:56,475
I'll tell your daddy you said hi.
466
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,618
It's glorious, Sybil.
467
00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:01,417
The love you have in your heart,
468
00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,818
you actually do take it with you.
469
00:42:05,322 --> 00:42:07,062
There really is a light.
470
00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:15,767
Oh, fuck me to tears.
471
00:42:17,134 --> 00:42:19,874
Guess I'll see you around.
472
00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:32,041
- Yeah, we're coming for each and every one
473
00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:34,810
of you motherfuckers.
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