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All right, everybody.
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We should be arriving
at Langley International
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in just a few hours.
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Thank you for booking your trip
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with ValueVacay
package vacations.
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ValueVacay...
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We don't offer refunds,
but we do offer apologies.
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I'm sorry for the smell.
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Did you have
a nice vacation, dear?
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No! My cheap ass husband booked
an all-inclusive trip
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with ValueVacay
to some Cancun shithole!
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The trip didn't have to be bad!
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It's these lousy kids
that ruined it!
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Like when Steve left the door
open and all those
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black spiny-tailed iguanas
came into the room.
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I was airing things out because
Hayley blew up the bathroom!
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I was sick!
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That monkey put its finger
in my mouth!
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You sucked on
that monkey's finger!
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Mom told me to do it!
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I thought it was one of
those marketing monkeys
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that promote new salsa flavors!
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Speaking of monkeys,
I don't wanna monkey around
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with those black clouds
in front of us.
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Then don't do it!
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It's too late, I'm sorry.
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♪
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Francine...
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About our argument before...
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I booked this extremely budgeted
vacation package.
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It's my fault.
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So I just want to say,
if we don't survive...
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you also made a lot of mistakes
before this trip,
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and I don't forget that.
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Are you gonna bring up
the little Matt Damon movie...
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Downsizing.
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You forgot to buy me a ticket,
so I had to sit by myself.
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You forgave me for that!
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I did forgive you.
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I'm just remembering it now.
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I watched from
across the theater
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while you and the kids
laughed your asses off!
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We weren't laughing!
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I don't think that movie
was supposed to be funny.
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It was hysterical.
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Matt Damon was so small!
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It was pretty thoughtless, Mom.
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Oh, you're calling
Mom thoughtless, Steve?
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You let my Sims family
die in a house fire!
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I was five!
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They said the saddest nonsense
as they burned.
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Let it go, Hayley.
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When you were five, you poked
a hole in my diaphragm,
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to disastrous result!
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Five?
Do you mean me?
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I'm a disastrous result?
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I like you now!
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Please, we're all very scared,
and you're fighting so loudly.
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Why don't you just die,
old lady!
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The engines are out!
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We're gonna be okay!
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We're definitely going to die!
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Sweet, sweet lightning,
I knew you would save me!
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I'm declaring this bird
a no-fly!
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Everyone head to the back!
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Francine, the week
we were married,
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you ate all the Golden Grahams.
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Excuse me?
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These are your parachutes!
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You open them like this.
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Oops!
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I'm sorr...
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Mom? Dad?
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Hayley!
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♪
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Steve!
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Oh, thank God we're all okay.
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There's a lighthouse there.
Let's see if someone's inside.
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I hope they speak Portuguese.
I'm two days in on Duolingo.
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Holaaaa?
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Which is "hello?"
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Seems like no one's been here
for a long time.
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Lots of drinking water,
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and about a thousand cans
of pumpkin pie mix.
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All those canned food drives
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where I gave delicious
pumpkin pie mix,
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was that all going to...
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lighthouse keepers?
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Gross.
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This radio doesn't work.
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Somebody's bound to
come look for us.
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Maybe once this fog clears.
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Could be a long wait.
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A chance to have some
quality time together!
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I can't say I liked
the plane crash,
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but at least it put a stop
to all that silly fighting.
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I, for one, am glad that we've
stopped all that silly fighting.
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I'll tell you what isn't silly...
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Our love for each other.
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A hundred percent.
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The message is clear.
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And yet...
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I still remember the things
you all did that made me mad.
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I'm thinking about them
right now.
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I'm thinking only of
those things.
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Right, it's like,
I'm glad you're all alive,
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I just wish my Sims family
was alive too, you know?
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My Golden Grahams.
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I cannot be here
with you people!
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There's not a single
book or magazine
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or 4,300-piece limited edition
Lego London Tower bridge?
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We have to sit around
staring at each other?
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We don't have to look
at each other at all!
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There's a TV/VCR combo.
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And a tape!
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Yessss.
Wait, what's on it?
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Some episodes of Murphy Brown.
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Oh, this
newsmagazine is run by idiots!
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Whoa, Gold Top Nuts?
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I want it to be a nice party.
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It is the big game.
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My brother is here!
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But he roots
for the opposite team!
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My team's gonna win!
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Hey, Mom, that's Tiffany.
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I invited her over
for the big game!
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Tiffany's here?
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Hi!
I brought my boyfriend.
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Man!
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Honey, your boss is here!
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Sorry to interrupt the big game,
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but I came to tell you
you're fired.
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Oh, and give me that Gold Top.
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I had a second can of Gold Top.
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Gold Top Nuts.
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Give yourself the best.
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That's all that's on the tape?
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Aaand Murphy.
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Cue Murphy.
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Where Murphy Brown?
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Ughh, we gotta get
off this island.
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I'm gonna see
if I can fix the radio.
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That's a dumb idea.
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I'll just fix the big light.
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I'm gonna write an SOS message
on the beach with rocks.
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And I'll help.
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Ugh. Don't talk to me
while we do it.
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You don't talk to me first!
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♪
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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Were you gonna say something?
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I, uh,
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I don't remember.
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Was I gonna say something?
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♪
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- Who are you?
- Who am I?
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Who are we?
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The only question, really...
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in addition to all the others.
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So none of us knows who we are.
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But we are.
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We exist.
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Agreed. Our existence
is unquestionable.
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Listen to the sound
of my existence upon the ground.
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And I know that
I am human, that we...
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are humans.
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But what does it mean
to be humans?
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I would like to posit something.
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There is a lighthouse
over there.
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If it contains other humans,
they might know who we are.
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Or why we are.
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Sure.
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No one is here.
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Someone was just here.
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They were eating
some sort of food.
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Mmm.
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This is the only, and therefore
best food I've ever had.
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They were building
some sort of device.
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- And look at this.
- Look at what?
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Seems like they go like this.
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They're making
everything blurry.
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That's how everything is to me.
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Then now, I am like you.
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Not much to see.
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Where did all the people go?
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Look at that!
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"H and E."
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Who is "he"?
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What if someone was interrupted
while writing "heaven"?
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- Ooh, I like that.
- Ahh.
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Or "hell."
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- Hmm.
- Uh-oh.
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Or "heggo"?
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What is "heggo"?
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A third option.
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Ugh!
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I don't understand what
any of this stuff is.
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But how are we going to get
answers to our questions?
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Who are we?
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Why are we here?
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What does it mean to be human?
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I hunger in my despair.
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Where is can?
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Idiots!
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-Whoa, Gold Top Nuts?
-People!
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I want it to be
a nice party.
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It is the big game.
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Honey, your boss is here.
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Sorry to interrupt the big game,
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but I came to tell you
you're fired.
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This is humanity.
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This is culture.
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Gold Top Nuts.
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Give yourself the best.
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Again.
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Whoa, Gold Top Nuts?
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I want it to be
a nice party.
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It is the big game.
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My brother is here!
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My team's gonna win!
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I had a second can
of Gold Top.
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My brother is here!
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But he roots
for the opposite team!
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Tiffany's here?
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Hi!
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-I brought my boyfriend.
-Man!
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Tiffany's boyfriend
is something bad.
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Gold Top is something good.
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My brother is here!
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But he roots
for the opposite team!
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Give yourself the best.
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They have covered their bodies.
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We look just as they now.
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Give yourself the best.
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Gold Top Nuts.
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The best, correct?
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They are everything.
They are all.
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How can we carry on
without them?
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All we have is
the pumpkin pie mix, but...
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Gold Top!
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Gold Top! Gold Top!
Gold Top!
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- Gold Top! Gold Top!
- Look how human we're being!
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Tiffany is a name.
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And what a name!
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We need names.
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My name is Can.
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My name is Lighthouse.
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My name is Can.
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We're doing it!
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Gold Top! Gold Top...
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Stop!
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Is it Gold Top?
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Are these names for people?
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Let us turn to the tape!
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It is the big game.
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The one who puts out
the Gold Top first
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is always standing,
like I am now.
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They are called Mom.
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I take this name.
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The one who is fired,
Mom calls it "honey."
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I like this sound for myself.
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I still like Can.
Call me Can.
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Call me...
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Murphy Brown.
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Hi!
I brought my boyfriend.
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- Booo!
- Hisss!
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Ugh.
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Your rude belch has entered the
room like Tiffany's boyfriend.
269
00:11:50,537 --> 00:11:52,375
It is the big game.
270
00:11:52,418 --> 00:11:54,474
Can, what is "the big game"?
271
00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,968
It came to me in a dream, Mom.
272
00:11:57,011 --> 00:11:59,023
Are you ready to see
the big game?
273
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,292
Hey, Mom.
274
00:12:06,153 --> 00:12:07,334
Ahh!
275
00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:11,141
Excellent big game, Can.
276
00:12:11,184 --> 00:12:14,596
You know what this fire
reminds me of?
277
00:12:14,639 --> 00:12:16,365
The fireplace that you see
in the background
278
00:12:16,389 --> 00:12:18,621
when the dreaded Tiffany's
boyfriend comes in the door?
279
00:12:18,664 --> 00:12:19,757
Yes!
280
00:12:19,802 --> 00:12:21,157
The light in the sky,
281
00:12:21,202 --> 00:12:23,301
that flashes like
the magnificent Gold Top seal,
282
00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:24,613
has gone.
283
00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:26,757
But the small lights...
284
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,856
I think
they can only be one thing.
285
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,824
Other lighthouses.
286
00:12:30,869 --> 00:12:33,887
What about the water
that is in every direction?
287
00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:36,161
How could we ever get up
to those lighthouses?
288
00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:39,048
Obviously, the world is
an inverted, wet bowl,
289
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,755
dotted with lighthouses.
290
00:12:40,798 --> 00:12:42,330
The further out you go,
291
00:12:42,373 --> 00:12:44,910
the higher you climb up
the watery walls.
292
00:12:44,954 --> 00:12:48,366
To understand the universe
is to control it.
293
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,946
I have written a new story.
294
00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:54,840
Once, there was a dark-haired
person whose name was Mom,
295
00:12:54,883 --> 00:12:56,808
and she wanted to make
a nice party,
296
00:12:56,852 --> 00:12:58,865
for it was the big game,
after all...
297
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,271
Another
good one from Can.
298
00:13:03,895 --> 00:13:06,170
A beautiful Gold Top day.
299
00:13:11,419 --> 00:13:13,013
-Top Nuts?
-I want it to be a nice...
300
00:13:13,037 --> 00:13:15,093
- Look at this!
- MOM: It is the big game.
301
00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:16,426
Look at this!
302
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:17,893
My brother is here.
303
00:13:17,936 --> 00:13:19,504
But he roots
for the opposite team.
304
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,667
Also, look at this!
305
00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:26,816
The pain is a hundred
Tiffany's boyfriends!
306
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:31,584
One thing's clear... this rock
is a very important rock.
307
00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:33,597
Ooh, Gold Top's on!
308
00:13:33,641 --> 00:13:34,841
Sorry to interrupt
the big game...
309
00:13:36,484 --> 00:13:38,321
- No! No!
- What is happening?
310
00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:43,745
It is gone.
311
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,408
This is a sign.
312
00:13:45,451 --> 00:13:47,507
- It is time to go.
- To where?
313
00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,607
To the other lighthouses.
314
00:13:49,651 --> 00:13:51,400
Murphy Brown is right.
315
00:13:51,444 --> 00:13:53,019
There must be other lighthouses,
316
00:13:53,062 --> 00:13:54,856
and they must contain
other people.
317
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,962
And maybe they don't have
our knowledge of Gold Top.
318
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,449
We must teach them.
319
00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:01,505
We must... rule them?
320
00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:02,643
Easy, Can.
321
00:14:02,686 --> 00:14:04,392
It likely won't come to that.
322
00:14:04,436 --> 00:14:05,661
It probably will, though.
323
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:08,898
It's ready.
324
00:14:08,942 --> 00:14:12,441
To new, identical worlds!
325
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:16,028
The waters ahead
may hold untold bosses
326
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,609
who seek to put us into fire.
327
00:14:18,652 --> 00:14:20,489
But by Tiffany herself,
328
00:14:20,534 --> 00:14:26,176
we will have the second can,
and it will be a nice party!
329
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,795
So long, lighthouse.
330
00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:29,369
You've been good to us.
331
00:14:29,414 --> 00:14:32,300
Now, we must ration cans,
for it will be a long journey...
332
00:14:32,344 --> 00:14:33,875
Another lighthouse!
333
00:14:33,919 --> 00:14:36,325
Told ya!
334
00:14:37,725 --> 00:14:39,605
We bring word of Gold Top!
335
00:14:39,649 --> 00:14:42,493
Kneel before Gold Top,
you heathens!
336
00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:47,961
Uh, welcome to the Beacon Diner,
337
00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:51,985
home of the best seafood
on the Langley waterfront.
338
00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:53,647
Stan Smith, rewards member.
339
00:14:53,691 --> 00:14:56,009
Need a no-reservation
table for...
340
00:14:56,054 --> 00:14:58,022
my family.
341
00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,902
Oh, my God.
342
00:14:59,946 --> 00:15:01,739
Oh. Right.
343
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:04,015
Tiffany's boyfriend,
this is embarrassing.
344
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:07,820
It's the fourth hour
of Morning Mimosa,
345
00:15:07,864 --> 00:15:10,139
and Trish has fallen asleep
in her chair,
346
00:15:10,182 --> 00:15:13,245
so it's time
for Liquid Lunch with Suze!
347
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,963
They're the local Langley family
that everyone's talking about,
348
00:15:17,006 --> 00:15:19,150
surviving a harrowing
plane crash
349
00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:21,162
and ending up
on an abandoned island
350
00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:24,180
where magnetic bedrock
erased their minds.
351
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,855
What they got up to then has had
the whole nation laughing.
352
00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:31,048
My guests today, for their first
television interview,
353
00:15:31,091 --> 00:15:35,466
the Smiths, or as they've come
to be known, the Nuts family.
354
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,172
One of our conditions
in coming here
355
00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:38,922
was that you not use that name!
356
00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:40,759
You survived a plane crash!
357
00:15:40,802 --> 00:15:42,290
Which is incredible.
358
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:43,471
Thank you.
359
00:15:43,515 --> 00:15:45,046
All the other crash survivors
360
00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:46,796
swam the short distance
to shore.
361
00:15:46,839 --> 00:15:51,038
Now, why on Earth did you choose
to swim to Magnet Island,
362
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,395
famously shut down for making
363
00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:54,670
all those lighthouse keepers
go insane?
364
00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:57,601
We... We didn't know
the island was magnetic,
365
00:15:57,644 --> 00:15:59,700
and we couldn't see anything
with all the mist!
366
00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:02,062
Yes, yes, before the island's
magnetic properties
367
00:16:02,105 --> 00:16:03,438
were discovered,
it was called Misty Island.
368
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,780
- Everyone knows that.
- They do?
369
00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:08,142
Let's skip to
the ridiculous things
370
00:16:08,186 --> 00:16:10,199
you came to believe
on the island.
371
00:16:10,242 --> 00:16:13,085
Well, we couldn't remember
what society was,
372
00:16:13,129 --> 00:16:16,497
or who we were,
so we tried to figure it out.
373
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,816
By watching what?
374
00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:20,609
This is the best part.
375
00:16:20,654 --> 00:16:22,578
An old commercial
for Gold Top Nuts...
376
00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:26,209
An old commercial
for Gold Top Nuts!
377
00:16:29,052 --> 00:16:30,802
It's all we had to go on.
378
00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:33,076
Let's watch the commercial now,
and then we'll get into
379
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,313
the frankly hilarious things
you took from it.
380
00:16:36,357 --> 00:16:37,845
Whoa, Gold Top Nuts?
381
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:40,294
This is great.
So funny.
382
00:16:40,337 --> 00:16:41,825
Let's go over your dumb slang,
383
00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:43,312
like the Tiffany's
boyfriend stuff,
384
00:16:43,356 --> 00:16:44,512
and then maybe
talk about thinking
385
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,068
the sun is a Gold Top seal,
386
00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:47,531
and then maybe the kids
can demonstrate
387
00:16:47,555 --> 00:16:49,874
that cuckoo
"big game" you made up.
388
00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:51,449
Dad, I don't want to do that.
389
00:16:51,492 --> 00:16:53,067
Give yourself the best.
390
00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:56,916
So you guys watched this
commercial and your response
391
00:16:56,961 --> 00:16:59,278
was to start
worshipping cashews?
392
00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:00,853
You're making fun of us!
393
00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:03,259
How about you wear your
daughter's headband as a diaper,
394
00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:05,577
and we'll feed you
some of these for the camera.
395
00:17:05,621 --> 00:17:07,240
Have you had these yet?
396
00:17:07,284 --> 00:17:09,077
None of that stuff matters
to us now!
397
00:17:09,121 --> 00:17:10,652
You're being such
a brother-in-law,
398
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,333
like you're rooting
for the opposite team.
399
00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:14,851
This interview is over!
400
00:17:17,213 --> 00:17:21,325
Up next, we have a marketing
monkey from Pace Picante,
401
00:17:21,369 --> 00:17:24,562
and Tin Cup star
Rene Russo is here
402
00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:28,543
to lick their
spicy, new salsa off his finger!
403
00:17:28,587 --> 00:17:31,386
That. Was. Horrible.
404
00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:34,142
We are famous for being weirdos!
405
00:17:36,329 --> 00:17:38,298
Hey, Nuts family.
406
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:45,471
Hey, looney birds,
you like nuts so much,
407
00:17:45,516 --> 00:17:47,353
how 'bout you on these!
408
00:17:47,396 --> 00:17:49,365
Do you even have nuts?
409
00:17:49,408 --> 00:17:50,764
How dare you!
410
00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:56,189
That's it.
No more TV appearances.
411
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:57,894
It's time to get back
to our lives
412
00:17:57,939 --> 00:17:59,776
and put this nonsense behind us.
413
00:17:59,819 --> 00:18:01,919
But I can't stop thinking
about it.
414
00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:04,150
Why did any of it,
the plane crash,
415
00:18:04,194 --> 00:18:07,606
the memory wipe, the commercial,
why did any of it happen?
416
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:08,962
That's island talk.
417
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:11,193
The word "why" is now forbidden.
418
00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:13,162
Why, you ask?
Ya don't!
419
00:18:13,205 --> 00:18:14,299
Stan's right.
420
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,223
We have to move on
with our lives.
421
00:18:16,268 --> 00:18:18,236
Forget it ever happened.
422
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,379
And no nodding uneasily!
423
00:18:25,935 --> 00:18:33,975
♪
424
00:19:01,498 --> 00:19:04,778
I know, I know.
I'm making it worse.
425
00:19:04,823 --> 00:19:12,863
♪
426
00:19:20,395 --> 00:19:22,583
♪
427
00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:24,026
So.
428
00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:25,776
None of us can stop
thinking about
429
00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:27,350
what happened on the island.
430
00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:32,687
Steve you asked why,
and I think I know now.
431
00:19:32,731 --> 00:19:35,749
Before the island,
we were fighting so much.
432
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,717
We thought we couldn't
forgive each other
433
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:39,992
because we couldn't forget.
434
00:19:40,036 --> 00:19:42,486
But it turns out, if you forget,
435
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,417
then there can be
no act of forgiveness.
436
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:48,829
The answer, as much as
we've tried to deny it,
437
00:19:48,872 --> 00:19:54,209
as embarrassing and strange
as it may be, was on that tape.
438
00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:58,846
If we can't fully forgive
and we can't fully forget,
439
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:04,445
then all we can do is offer
each other more kindness.
440
00:20:04,488 --> 00:20:07,551
We have to offer each other...
441
00:20:07,594 --> 00:20:09,344
the best.
442
00:20:09,388 --> 00:20:12,581
How I used to treat all of you.
443
00:20:12,624 --> 00:20:14,856
How I will treat you
from now on.
444
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:22,941
I'll put out
the good nuts for you.
445
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:29,510
♪
446
00:20:29,553 --> 00:20:32,659
Gold Top, Gold Top...
447
00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:34,541
Gold Top, Gold...
448
00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:36,572
I'm up in my room,
thinking about ice cream,
449
00:20:36,596 --> 00:20:38,915
wanting ice cream,
and then I remember we have
450
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:41,364
that four-year-old
Soy Delicious.
451
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,939
Lotta frost on there.
452
00:20:42,982 --> 00:20:46,001
Hey, I'm glad you didn't die
on that island or whatever.
453
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,107
Mmm.
454
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,557
Wow.
455
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,744
These are actually incredible.
456
00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,319
You should go buy
some right now.
457
00:20:55,362 --> 00:20:57,331
This has been
a paid advertisement
458
00:20:57,374 --> 00:20:59,056
-for Gold Top Nuts.
-♪ Gold Top Nuts ♪
459
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,923
♪ You deserve the best ♪
460
00:21:03,761 --> 00:21:05,773
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
461
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,807
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